History Funny / SaintsRowTheThird

--->'''Andy''': [[WhatAnIdiot "A child could have]] [[BlatantLies made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A crippled child!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Who was blind!"]]\\
'''Boss''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! Did you see how far it was?!"]]

--->'''Andy''': "CUT! That's a wrap for today! Amazing work from most of you. Not naming names... because I've already forgotten your names because you are worthless. Now get off my set!"

* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
** Actually. it's severely ironic if the Boss is wearing plate armour, considering that the French lost Agincourt because their heavily armoured knights got bogged down and stuck in mud and bodies while the English just pelted everything with arrows.

-->'''Zimos:''' ''You fucking Philistine! That's a DeWynter Sisters original!''

'''Male Voice 3:''' No, I'm being serious. This is my kind of plan!\\

* After [[{{GIFT}} Matt]] boasts about how powerful he is and how anything you can do, he can do better, Boss will retort by challenging him to buy a pack of cigarettes. After a brief silence he can only reply with a resentful [[LameComeback "Ageist"]].

'''Phillipe:''' I am BELGIAN!\\

'''Phillipe:''' I am going to cut that disrespectful tongue from your mouth.\\

'''Boss''': A FUCKING TIGER?!\\

* Andy Zhen may be a complete asshole, but he has some of the best dialog in the "Gangstas In Space" DLC:

--->'''Andy''': [[WhatAnIdiot "A child could have]] [[BlatantLies made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child!]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Who was blind!"]]\\

** After a few more tries, you encounter a guy who complains the [=DeWynters=] will cut him off he says anything. The Boss threatens to [[FreudianThreat cut a few things off themselves]] if he doesn't start talking.

-->'''Boss (Female Voice 3):''' No, that's what the implants werefor.

* Speaking of Zimos, during the mission to rescue him from the BDSM club, one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the Cockney male, however...

'''Patron:''' OH YES! Please hit me, I've been bad!\\
'''Boss:(complete deadpan)''' Unexpected...

'''Boss:''' I dunno, look for the motherfucker with the diamond-encrusted Z on his saddle?\\
'''Pierce:''' Fuck out of here, man. Do you expect us to find- ''(Spots Zimos)'' Oh. Well, that was convenient.
** And for the mission's final trick, you actually have to escape the club ''riding a human pony cart pulled by Zimos, in full BDSM gear, while being chased by the Syndicate, '' '''''who are also riding human pony carts.''''' You can actually shoot the "drivers," but you can also make them ''explode.''

* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell the Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totally stoned inside the club. Also, the Brute wearing women's clothing you find during the mission.

* The Boss's reaction to Pierce mocking the Decker's style.

'''Pierce:''' What?\\
'''Boss:''' Let's focus on finding the fed.[=/=]What? I didn't say anything. Find that fed!
** The Latin voice's comment about the Decker's dress sense is a bit… bizarre.

-->'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.

** Male Boss 1 just gives her a cheeky, "It's always great to find something new in yourself."

--->'''Shaundi:''' Say "sleaze"! ''(takes photo)''

*** During the raid the Saints fight more and more enemies when the bank security decide they had enough and send an attack chopper, Shaundi in particular doesn't seem to believe it:
--->'''Shaundi:''' '''REALLY?!''' ''A FUCKING ATTACK CHOPPER?!''

--->Please [[SkewedPriorities autograph]] and ''then'' drop your weapon!

-->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?\\

-->'''Kinzie:''' "How is power still going to the chair?! All the routers are already shut down!"
-->'''Boss:''' "It's still plugged in."

-->''[jumps out of helicopter, [[FacePlant skydives headfirst into the ground]]]''
-->'''Boss:''' I'm in.

-->'''Shaundi:''' Oh, no, no, no. Fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I will lose my damn mind.

-->'''Kinzie''': Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!\\

--->'''Kinzie''': Okay, following the truck on the street cams, and... oh god, '''what the hell are you doing'''?!\\

--->'''Fem Boss 1''' FakeStatic... It's a...FakeStatic... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...FakeStatic... Yeah...\\

-->'''Andy''': [[WhatAnIdiot "A child could have]] [[BlatantLies made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child!]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Who was blind!"]]
-->'''Boss''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! Did you see how far it was?!"]]

-->'''Andy''': "CUT! That's a wrap for today! Amazing work from most of you. Not naming names... because I've already forgotten your names because you are worthless. Now get off my set!"

-->I'm tired of him trying to kill us, I'm tired of him being mean, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and I'm tired of his stupid]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking scarf]]!

-->'''Pierce:''' What are they ''wearing''?
-->'''Boss (Male Voice 1[=/=]3):''' Seriously, neo-cyber punk fashion was so 3 years ago.[=/=]No kidding. Don't these chavs know neo-cyber punk was so last decade?
-->'''Pierce:''' What?
-->'''Boss:''' Let's focus on finding the fed.[=/=]What? I didn't say anything. Find that fed!

-->'''Pierce:''' What are they ''wearing''?
-->'''Boss:''' I don't know, but [[GeekyTurnOn it's kinda turning me on!]]
** Female Voice 1 actually recognize the precise collection the outfits are from.
-->'''Boss:''' Looks like the Bleak Line by Christoph Valkerie.

--> '''Kia:''' Welcome back sir.
--> '''[=Boss!Cyrus:=]''' Wassup!

--> '''Pierce:''' [[OhCrap Oh shit]], these hos ain't hos!

--> '''[[LargeHam Killbane]]''': '''Hooker assassins?!'''\\

--> '''Boss''': "We're gonna have to do something about the pink."\\

--> "And we should get some horses and mount a charge on STAG."

--> '''Tammy''': You know - over the years, you've had your doubters. Some have said you were just riding on the coattails of more accomplished people. Is this vindication for you?\\

--> '''Male Voice 1''': Yes, Pierce. I know how to throw a fucking bottle.\\

* During a mission with Viola, she'll ask the boss how does he know if Pierce's intel is trust worthy. Male Voice 2's response does note dissapoint:
--> '''Male Voice 2''': Because [[ButtMonkey Pierce]] knows I'll whoop his ass if he has me wasting my time.

--> '''Pierce''': Ladies, stop booing!

-->'''Female Voice 1:''' I love meeting new people!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVL6Q0z2nfU The Boss singing along to the Final Countdown.]]

-->'''Female Voice 1:''' I love meeting new people!

-->'''Male Voice 2:''' Seriously, how the fuck do you know what that is?!

** Better yet, there's an alternate animation for nearly every class of weapon. The best might be the Annihilator RPG, where you either swing the back of the weapon straight up between the opponent's legs (with them giving a hilarious OhCrap face just before it connects), or whip them around and jab the launcher payload-first into their crotch.

*** The best part of the text adventure? In order to move on in the level, [[spoiler: you have to kill the unicorn.]]

* Speaking of Zimos, during the [[spoiler:mission to rescue him from the BDSM club]], one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the Cockney male, however...

** And once you get down into the [[spoiler: BDSM stable/dungeons/human pony show]] and are looking for Zimos.

** And for the mission's final trick, you actually have to escape the club [[spoiler:''riding a human pony cart pulled by Zimos, in full BDSM gear, while being chased by the Syndicate, '' '''''who are also riding human pony carts.''''']] You can actually shoot the "drivers," but you can also make them ''explode.''

** From the same mission, your means of entry into the building where it's being housed, [[spoiler:a nuclear power plant]], is to parachute in through one of the [[spoiler:cooling towers]]. However, if you have the "No Damage From Falls" perk...

-->'''The Boss''': (walking in on the mayor making out with a stripper) [[spoiler:[[Creator/BurtReynolds Burt fucking Reynolds]]!?]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds]]:''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.

--->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' Quit being such a fanboy.

* A hilarious little call back during [[spoiler: the zombie mission.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler: Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?]]\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was [[spoiler: Lin]] back in Stilwater...\\
'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' What?\\

* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when [[spoiler: disguised as Temple]]

--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]

--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask [[spoiler: Kia]] if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!

** And yes, [[spoiler: Temple!Boss]] will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible zombie voice]] if you so choose.
** The Photo Op "collectibles" are still available while you're disguised, despite the fact you're (officially) not the Boss, but what make them hilarious is the fact a female Boss will still take the same glamour sexy pose as usual, despite now looking like [[spoiler:the male, middle-aged, and heavy-armor wearing Temple.]]

* After [[spoiler: Gat's death]] Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.

* After saving Zimos from [[spoiler: the gimp show at Safeword]], him and the Boss share a nice bit of banter while driving to Angel's casino.

-->'''Boss (Male Voice 1 and 3):''' I know! Don't they realize that neo-cyber punk is so 3 years ago/last decade?

-->'''Boss:''' N-nothing! I didn't say anything, just kill 'em.

* '''[[LargeHam "Hooker assassins??"]]'''
** They came highly recommended.
--> '''Pierce:''' THESE HOS AIN'T HOS!

* In the beginning of the game, actor Josh Birk wants to tag along with the Saints for a bank robbery to know what it's like. So they rob the bank in giant Johnny Gat bobblehead masks. ''[[ForHalloweenImGoingAsMyself Including Johnny Gat]]''.

'''Johnny:''' Oh yeah? You and how many of your... (beat) Oh... that many.

-->'''Male Voice 3:''' Great plan Shaundi\\

'''Male Voice 3:''' No i'm being serious this is my kind of plan!\\

'''Kinzie:''' Ugh, stop whining you big baby!

** Pretty much ''everything'' Zimos says, due to the fact that A: Every word he utters into his stoma microphone is in auto-tune, and B: It actually creates music out of his speech. Z-pain in the house, baby.

'''Pierce:''' Fuck out of here man, do you expect us to find- ''(Spots Zimos)'' Oh. Well that was convenient.

'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head, bro?

-->'''The Boss''': (walking in on the mayor making out with a stripper) [[spoiler:Burt fucking Reynolds!?]]\\

--->Oh, no, no, no. Fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I will lose my damn mind.

'''Zombie Voice:''' I'm fluent in 7 languages!\\

** Pretty much ''everything'' Zimos says, due to the fact that A: Every word he utters is in auto-tune, and B: It actually creates music out of his speech. Z-pain in the house, baby.

* During the mission [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdpnDbBAX8 "Deckers.Die,"]] where you [[BrainUploading upload yourself]] into the [[{{Tron}} Decker's user net]]:

* It's entirely possible to beat an armored car until it explodes... with [[LethalJokeWeapon the Penetrator]], a ''giant dildo''.

* In "Learning Computer": Pierce finds a Penetrator (A ''giant dildo bat'') at Kinzie's place, and messes with the Boss who responds with a non-verbal "will you cut that shit out?"

** So an Englishman defeating a Frenchman through [[DeathFromAbove]]?

* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In "Air Steelport" [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.

** And when s\he meets up with the two Shaundi is still channeling Gat.