History Funny / SaintsRowTheThird

* After [[{{GIFT}} Matt]] boasts about how powerful he is, Boss will retort by challenging him to buy a pack of cigarettes. [[InsaneTrollLogic Matt thinks s\he's being ageist in saying this.]]

'''Oleg''': "You'd prefer a more manly shade, like purple?"\\
''*cue to Boss, Pierce and Shaundi give Oleg a DeathGlare*''

*** Even better it makes the silence afterwards longer than with the other voices.

* Speaking of Zimos, during the [[spoiler:Mission to rescue him from the BDSM club]], one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the Cockney male, however...

* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell the Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totaly stoned inside the club. Also, the Brute wearing women's clothing you find during the mission.

** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
** Oh God, why did Volition not put that in?!

* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell the Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totaly stoned inside the club. Also, the Brute wearing womens clothing you find during the mission.

* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell the Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totaly stoned inside the club.
** Also, the female Brute in a cage during the same mission.
*** Pretty sure that's not a ''[[CreepyCrossdresser female]]''.

--> Saints Flow combines all-natural ingredients with a bunch of scary shit I can't even tell you about!
--> If Cocaine and coffee fucked in an alley [[CrossesTheLineTwice This would be the baby they left in the trash can!]]

** The fact that every death in the "game" comes from tripping over "a loose flagstone". [[EpicFail Every single one]].

----> '''Male Voice 1:''' Well, now I feel like an asshole.

-->*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and boss in the river*

-->'''Male Voice 3:''' Great plan Shaundik
'''Shaundi:''' You said two guys! Not my fault.
'''Male Voice 3:''' No i'm being serious this is my kind of plan!

-->"So...that's a wrap." [[{{Corpsing}} Corpses.]]

---> '''Johnny:''' I noticed some of our passengers are getting restless, so here's some relaxin' music for you're enjoyment.\\

-->'''Andy''': [[WhatAnIdiot "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child!]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Who was blind!"]]

-->'''Boss''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]

* ''Gangsters in Space:'' Boss delivers the line of having saved the Earth with complete earnestness, before Jenny flips her shit. After she kills the JerkAss director Boss has this to say.
-->"So...that's a wrap." [[{(Corpsing}} Corpses.]]

'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\

---> [[HaveANiceDeath "That was a dick move, unicorn!"]]\\

"I'm nimble, dammit!" (after [[EpicFail tripping over a stone on the floor, breaking your neck]])
** Male voice 2's reaction to the option "Look at unicorn".

----> '''Boss:''' Well, now I feel like an asshole.

* In the beginning of the game, actor Josh Birk wants to tag along with the Saints for a bank robbery to know what it's like. So they rob the bank in giant Johnny Gat bobblehead masks. ''Including Johnny Gat''.

'''Josh''': (already sold on Johnny's idea) Ultra postmodernism... (puts on a Johnny Gat mask) I ''like'' it.

--> Saints Flow combines all-natural ingredients with a bunch of scary shit I can't even tell you about!