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* The Genki Manapult, which can suck in people that get caught in its mouth then fire them out of its cannon. The way it looks and what it does is hilarious enough, but then there's the fact that when you get into it, it automatically changes your radio station to Klassic 102.4 and plays "Stars and Stripes Forever".
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* The Genki Manapult, which can suck in people that get caught in its mouth then fire them out of its cannon. The way it looks and what it does is hilarious enough, but then there's the fact that when you get into it, it automatically changes your radio station to Klassic 102.4 and plays "Stars and Stripes Forever".Forever".
* The dialogue at the end of "The Belgian Problem", if you choose to keep the Morningstar HQ.
--> '''Boss''': "We're gonna have to do something about the pink."
--> '''Oleg''': "You'd prefer a more manly shade, like purple?"
* The dialogue at the end of "The Belgian Problem", if you choose to keep the Morningstar HQ.
--> '''Boss''': "We're gonna have to do something about the pink."
--> '''Oleg''': "You'd prefer a more manly shade, like purple?"
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* After [[{{GIFT}} Matt]] boasts about how powerful he is, Boss will retort by challenging him to buy a pack of cigarettes. [[InsaneTrollLogic Matt thinks s\he's being ageist in saying this.]]
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And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
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** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
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* In a nice shout to the second game, early on, the Boss and Pierce will sing along with "What I Got" by Sublime on the radio. All Boss voices sing along, including [[TheUnintelligible the Zombie voice]].
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* It's on the CMOH and CMOA page, but it's this as well. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWUIl8Crvo Lovin' is what I got.]]
* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
** When he hits the bottom, he muses "There must be a St. Crispin's Day joke in here somewhere...". The White voice complains he "should have thought of some Belgian Pancake jokes", while the Black voice [[UnEvilLaugh laughs]] and sarcastically says "WHOOOPS!!!"
** The russian woman voice will say, after finishing him off, "Well Johhny, he decided to make a Crepe instead."
* Saints Row: The Third already has one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk in the trailer for the game.]] Saying anything about it would spoil the video; but it is worth every last second.
** And the other "warning trailers" about not doing these things in real life.
* In the beginning of the game, actor Josh Birk wants to tag along with the Saints for a bank robbery to know what it's like. So they rob the bank in giant Johnny Gat bobblehead masks. ''Including Johnny Gat''.
-->'''Josh:''' You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''\\
'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?\\
'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
* Judging by the recently release second mission footage, the game seems to be far more lighthearted as opposed to the second game. The Boss and Shaundi share a lot of hilarious banter, and even Johnny has a few moments. Listening to Shaundi scream "ASSHOLE!!!" as The Boss tosses her away, just after catching her in freefall is priceless.
** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. She goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss:''' Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
** Each voice has slightly different dialogue, the Russian female is unrepentant in her version of the scene.
---> '''Boss:''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' But I was right!
** Speaking of the Russian boss, she also provides a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome badass]] counterpoint to most of the other characters in one part: Most of the Bosses responses to realizing they're being chased by freefalling Morningstar {{mooks}} is either of [[OhCrap panic]], or [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe disbelief]]. When the first Morningstar mook grabs the Russian boss, she merely growls [[DangerDeadpan "You're getting under my skin..."]] - then after beating his face in with her elbow, grabbing his SMG, and seeing the other Morningstar mooks falling after her, she exclaims[[BloodKnight "Oh good, I get to kill more of them!"]]
** As mentioned in the first paragraph, even Johnny joins in on the fun.
--->'''Shaundi:''' (after being ambushed by Morning Star troops and Gat saying he'll handle them) What about the plane?\\
'''Johnny:''' I'll fly it back to Stilwater.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Johnny, you can't even drive stick! How you gonna fly a plane!?\\
'''Johnny:''' ... Details, details, just cover da Boss.
** Shortly after that:
---> '''Boss:''' (After Gat comes in over the intercom) Great, who gave Gat a mike?
** And shortly after that:
---> '''Johnny:''' I noticed some of our passengers are getting restless, so here's some relaxin' music for you're enjoyment.\\
(Cheesy elevator music plays and the plane shakes violently)\\
'''Johnny:''' Sorry 'bout dat, your captain's having trouble finding the clutch.
** After Kiki and Viola explain that the Saints can live if they turn over two-thirds of their profits to the Syndicate:
--->'''Boss:''' Listen, you French fuck.\\
'''Phillipe:''' Please, I am Belgian.\\
'''Johnny:''' So make yourself a fuckin' waffle! We're done here.
** As the mission continues, this exchange goes on over the intercom:
--->'''Johnny:''' You're gonna pay royal for that, Frenchie. \\
'''Phillipe:''' I am BELGIAN!\\
'''Johnny:''' Same thing!\\
'''Phillipe:''' I am going to cut that disrespectful tongue from your mouth.\\
'''Johnny:''' Oh yeah? You and how many of your... (beat) Oh... that many.
** Finally, as your character has caught Shaundi (during freefall) and deployed his parachute:
--->'''Shaundi:''' I'm not gonna lie - for a minute, I didn't think you'd make it in time.\\
'''Boss:''' Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss:''' That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
** The Female 3 voice says this before dropping Shaundi. While the other voices try to make excuses, she says:
--->'''Boss:''' I'm going to smash through the cockpit, kill a bunch of them and then parachute out the back.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss:''' Nope.
*** Even better it makes the silence afterwards longer than with the other voices.
* During the mission [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdpnDbBAX8 "Deckers.Die,"]] where you [[BrainUploading upload yourself]] into the [[{{Tron}} Decker's user net]]:
--> '''Kinzie:''' Alright, you should be seeing a visual representation of the Deckers' user net now.\\
'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a fucking toilet, that's what.\\
'''Kinzie:''' Oops, sorry about that, lemme load up another!\\
'''Boss:''' I thought you knew what you were doing?\\
'''Kinzie:''' I haven't finished your avatar yet, that one's just temporary.\\
'''Boss:''' I don't have ''arms''!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Just start moving through the data, I'll sort it out soon.\\
''(The boss then morphs into a blow up doll.)''\\
'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something Kinzie?!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Ugh, stop whining you big baby!
** Later during that mission boss has to play a text-based "choose your own adventure" game to proceed to Matt. This would be funny enough on its own, but Boss will actually give commentary on the players choices.
---> [[HaveANiceDeath "That was a dick move, unicorn!"]]\\
"I'm nimble, dammit!" (after [[EpicFail tripping over a stone on the floor, breaking your neck]])
** Male voice 2's reaction to the option "Look at unicorn".
--->'''Game:'''It looks like a unicorn.\\
'''Boss:''' Fuck you game!
*** Male voice 3's reaction as well:
----> Is there a lower difficulty?
*** The best part of the text adventure? In order to move on in the level, [[spoiler: you have to kill the unicorn.]]
** While fighting through the level, Matt literally invokes [[InterfaceScrew Interface Screw]] - from causing lag, inverting the controls, or (right before the boss fight), causing an error message - probably the most literal [[HeroicBSOD Heroic "Blue Screen Of Death" in a game thus far]]! And then he starts bragging about how he designed a part of the level based on [[ShowWithinAShow a Nyte Blade episode...]] [[TakeThat Familiar]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} much?]]
--->'''Boss:''' Wait a minute... You watch Nyte Blade?!\\
'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like]] ''[[SophisticatedAsHell you]]'' [[SophisticatedAsHell to appreciate good writing!]]
* The trailer for pre-order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
* When STAG is first introduced into Steelport:
-->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\
'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
** Pretty much ''everything'' Zimos says, due to the fact that A: Every word he utters is in auto-tune, and B: It actually creates music out of his speech. Z-pain in the house, baby.
*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him incredibly ugly.
* Speaking of Zimos, during the [[spoiler:Mission to rescue him from the BDSM club]], one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the cockney male, however...
--> '''Boss:''' Tell me where the manager is, or I'll beat the fuck out of ya.\\
'''Patron:''' OH YES! Please hit me, I've been bad!\\
'''Boss:(complete deadpan)''' Unexpected...
** And once you get down into the [[spoiler: BDSM stable/dungeons/human pony show]] and are looking for Zimos.
--->'''Pierce:''' So how we gonna find this guy? Look for the dude who doesn't look pleased to be wearing a ball gag?\\
'''Boss:''' I dunno, look for the motherfucker with the diamond-encrusted Z on his saddle?\\
'''Pierce:''' Fuck out of here man, do you expect us to find- ''(Spots Zimos)'' Oh. Well that was convenient.
** And for the mission's final trick, you actually have to escape the club [[spoiler:''riding a human pony cart pulled by Zimos, in full BDSM gear, while being chased by the Syndicate, '' '''''who are also riding human pony carts.''''']] You can actually shoot the "drivers," but you can also make them ''explode.''
--->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?\\
'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totally stoned inside the club.
** Also the female Brute in a cage during the same mission.
*** Pretty sure that's not a ''[[CreepyCrossdresser female]]''.
* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
** When he hits the bottom, he muses "There must be a St. Crispin's Day joke in here somewhere...". The White voice complains he "should have thought of some Belgian Pancake jokes", while the Black voice [[UnEvilLaugh laughs]] and sarcastically says "WHOOOPS!!!"
** The russian woman voice will say, after finishing him off, "Well Johhny, he decided to make a Crepe instead."
* Saints Row: The Third already has one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk in the trailer for the game.]] Saying anything about it would spoil the video; but it is worth every last second.
** And the other "warning trailers" about not doing these things in real life.
* In the beginning of the game, actor Josh Birk wants to tag along with the Saints for a bank robbery to know what it's like. So they rob the bank in giant Johnny Gat bobblehead masks. ''Including Johnny Gat''.
-->'''Josh:''' You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''\\
'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?\\
'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
* Judging by the recently release second mission footage, the game seems to be far more lighthearted as opposed to the second game. The Boss and Shaundi share a lot of hilarious banter, and even Johnny has a few moments. Listening to Shaundi scream "ASSHOLE!!!" as The Boss tosses her away, just after catching her in freefall is priceless.
** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. She goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss:''' Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
** Each voice has slightly different dialogue, the Russian female is unrepentant in her version of the scene.
---> '''Boss:''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' But I was right!
** Speaking of the Russian boss, she also provides a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome badass]] counterpoint to most of the other characters in one part: Most of the Bosses responses to realizing they're being chased by freefalling Morningstar {{mooks}} is either of [[OhCrap panic]], or [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe disbelief]]. When the first Morningstar mook grabs the Russian boss, she merely growls [[DangerDeadpan "You're getting under my skin..."]] - then after beating his face in with her elbow, grabbing his SMG, and seeing the other Morningstar mooks falling after her, she exclaims[[BloodKnight "Oh good, I get to kill more of them!"]]
** As mentioned in the first paragraph, even Johnny joins in on the fun.
--->'''Shaundi:''' (after being ambushed by Morning Star troops and Gat saying he'll handle them) What about the plane?\\
'''Johnny:''' I'll fly it back to Stilwater.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Johnny, you can't even drive stick! How you gonna fly a plane!?\\
'''Johnny:''' ... Details, details, just cover da Boss.
** Shortly after that:
---> '''Boss:''' (After Gat comes in over the intercom) Great, who gave Gat a mike?
** And shortly after that:
---> '''Johnny:''' I noticed some of our passengers are getting restless, so here's some relaxin' music for you're enjoyment.\\
(Cheesy elevator music plays and the plane shakes violently)\\
'''Johnny:''' Sorry 'bout dat, your captain's having trouble finding the clutch.
** After Kiki and Viola explain that the Saints can live if they turn over two-thirds of their profits to the Syndicate:
--->'''Boss:''' Listen, you French fuck.\\
'''Phillipe:''' Please, I am Belgian.\\
'''Johnny:''' So make yourself a fuckin' waffle! We're done here.
** As the mission continues, this exchange goes on over the intercom:
--->'''Johnny:''' You're gonna pay royal for that, Frenchie. \\
'''Phillipe:''' I am BELGIAN!\\
'''Johnny:''' Same thing!\\
'''Phillipe:''' I am going to cut that disrespectful tongue from your mouth.\\
'''Johnny:''' Oh yeah? You and how many of your... (beat) Oh... that many.
** Finally, as your character has caught Shaundi (during freefall) and deployed his parachute:
--->'''Shaundi:''' I'm not gonna lie - for a minute, I didn't think you'd make it in time.\\
'''Boss:''' Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss:''' That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
** The Female 3 voice says this before dropping Shaundi. While the other voices try to make excuses, she says:
--->'''Boss:''' I'm going to smash through the cockpit, kill a bunch of them and then parachute out the back.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss:''' Nope.
*** Even better it makes the silence afterwards longer than with the other voices.
* During the mission [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdpnDbBAX8 "Deckers.Die,"]] where you [[BrainUploading upload yourself]] into the [[{{Tron}} Decker's user net]]:
--> '''Kinzie:''' Alright, you should be seeing a visual representation of the Deckers' user net now.\\
'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a fucking toilet, that's what.\\
'''Kinzie:''' Oops, sorry about that, lemme load up another!\\
'''Boss:''' I thought you knew what you were doing?\\
'''Kinzie:''' I haven't finished your avatar yet, that one's just temporary.\\
'''Boss:''' I don't have ''arms''!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Just start moving through the data, I'll sort it out soon.\\
''(The boss then morphs into a blow up doll.)''\\
'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something Kinzie?!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Ugh, stop whining you big baby!
** Later during that mission boss has to play a text-based "choose your own adventure" game to proceed to Matt. This would be funny enough on its own, but Boss will actually give commentary on the players choices.
---> [[HaveANiceDeath "That was a dick move, unicorn!"]]\\
"I'm nimble, dammit!" (after [[EpicFail tripping over a stone on the floor, breaking your neck]])
** Male voice 2's reaction to the option "Look at unicorn".
--->'''Game:'''It looks like a unicorn.\\
'''Boss:''' Fuck you game!
*** Male voice 3's reaction as well:
----> Is there a lower difficulty?
*** The best part of the text adventure? In order to move on in the level, [[spoiler: you have to kill the unicorn.]]
** While fighting through the level, Matt literally invokes [[InterfaceScrew Interface Screw]] - from causing lag, inverting the controls, or (right before the boss fight), causing an error message - probably the most literal [[HeroicBSOD Heroic "Blue Screen Of Death" in a game thus far]]! And then he starts bragging about how he designed a part of the level based on [[ShowWithinAShow a Nyte Blade episode...]] [[TakeThat Familiar]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} much?]]
--->'''Boss:''' Wait a minute... You watch Nyte Blade?!\\
'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like]] ''[[SophisticatedAsHell you]]'' [[SophisticatedAsHell to appreciate good writing!]]
* The trailer for pre-order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
* When STAG is first introduced into Steelport:
-->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\
'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
** Pretty much ''everything'' Zimos says, due to the fact that A: Every word he utters is in auto-tune, and B: It actually creates music out of his speech. Z-pain in the house, baby.
*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him incredibly ugly.
* Speaking of Zimos, during the [[spoiler:Mission to rescue him from the BDSM club]], one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the cockney male, however...
--> '''Boss:''' Tell me where the manager is, or I'll beat the fuck out of ya.\\
'''Patron:''' OH YES! Please hit me, I've been bad!\\
'''Boss:(complete deadpan)''' Unexpected...
** And once you get down into the [[spoiler: BDSM stable/dungeons/human pony show]] and are looking for Zimos.
--->'''Pierce:''' So how we gonna find this guy? Look for the dude who doesn't look pleased to be wearing a ball gag?\\
'''Boss:''' I dunno, look for the motherfucker with the diamond-encrusted Z on his saddle?\\
'''Pierce:''' Fuck out of here man, do you expect us to find- ''(Spots Zimos)'' Oh. Well that was convenient.
** And for the mission's final trick, you actually have to escape the club [[spoiler:''riding a human pony cart pulled by Zimos, in full BDSM gear, while being chased by the Syndicate, '' '''''who are also riding human pony carts.''''']] You can actually shoot the "drivers," but you can also make them ''explode.''
--->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?\\
'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totally stoned inside the club.
** Also the female Brute in a cage during the same mission.
*** Pretty sure that's not a ''[[CreepyCrossdresser female]]''.
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* "It's the moment everyone's been waiting for. The Murderbrawl Chainsaw!"
** The fact that the song "You're The Best" starts playing the second you begin your chainsaw massacre also qualifies.
* The entirety of Gangstas in Space.
* TheReveal in the mayor's office:
-->'''The Boss''': (walking in on the mayor making out with a stripper) [[spoiler:Burt fucking Reynolds!?]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds:]]''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
** And at the end of the cutscene, after Boss expresses his/her glee at meeting the mayor:
--->'''Viola:''' Quit being such a fanboy.
* The actor who plays Nyte Blayde hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
-->'''Boss:''' Shaundi was really looking forward to meeting you.\\
'''Birk:''' Shaundi's here? I'll play your game.
** He doesn't play along with being kidnapped for long though.
--->'''Boss:''' Shaundi?\\
'''Pierce:''' Try again man.\\
'''Boss:''' Pierce? I thought I called Shaundi.\\
'''Pierce:''' Oh you did man. She's just too busy holding herself back from killing Birk to answer.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Boss you gotta get me outta here! He's proposed to me six times!\\
'''Boss:''' Shaundi this will all be over soon. Trust me.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Then can I kill him? Please god tell me I can kill him.
** And when s\he meets up with the two Shaundi is still channeling Gat.
--->'''Birk:''' I felt that the moment we met. That connection.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Birk:''' Forbidden love.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Oh my god can I just shoot this guy?
** And when Cyrus appears to take Birk back he offers to lay off the heat on the Saints. Birk though wants to join and again professes his love for Shaundi.
--->Oh, no, no, no. Fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I will lose my damn mind.
* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious; Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
** This.
-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.\\
'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
* The "Stay Classy Steelport" achievement, which requires the player to kill enemies using the [[GagPenis "Penetrator" dildo bat]] and the [[{{Fartillery}} "Fart In A Jar"]] exclusively.
* In the mission "Three Way", since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Literature/JaneEyre 13 times!\\
'''Male Voice 2:''' I have an irrational fear of bees!\\
'''Male Voice 3:''' I call chips "fries!"\\
'''Female Voice 1:''' I'm on a Co-Ed Curling Team!\\
'''Female Voice 2:''' ''(Proudly)'' I want to have sex with Pierce in front of a live studio audience...\\
'''Female Voice 3:''' I collect glass unicorns!\\
'''Pierce:''' ''(In a TMI tone)'' Good to know.
** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the ''VideoGame/{{Zork}}'' minigame is priceless.
---> Oh no Mr. Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
*** Female voice 1 after the unicorn kills her:
----> And my childhood has just been crushed...
*** Female 1 is good too after you kill it.
----> What does the writer have against unicorns?!
*** Male Voice 1 (Creator/TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick move unicorn, dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[ZombieApocalyse the zombie mission]].
-->'''Viola:''' Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was Lin back in Stilwater...\\
'''Viola:''' What?\\
'''Boss:''' Nothing, it's...a long story.
** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzie's home, Pierce notice a newspaper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "I hope she won't notice" face.
* Pierce finding a Penetrator (A ''giant dildo bat'') at Kinzie's place, and messing with the boss.
** Not to mention his poker face when Kinzie finally turns to look at the two clowns, and he's (very badly) attempting to hide it behind his back.
* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when disguised as Temple.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]].
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before being disguised. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''Kia:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''Temple!Boss:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''Kia:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** Female Voice 1 will blurt out this gem:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask Kia if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier is that Kia doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly, it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, Temple!Boss will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss's reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
* Male Voice 2's reaction to switching from hover mode to flight mode in the VTOL.
-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' Oh, it's like a helicopter fucked a jet!
** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote ''Film/TopGun''.
--->Whoooa, Daaanger Zoooooone!!!!!!
--->This is so fucking cool.
* In "Learning Computer", when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
-->'''Kinzie''': Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!\\
'''Boss''': Ok, ok... we won't use the tank.\\
'''Pierce''': Really?\\
'''Boss''': Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
** But Kinzie has access to all the traffic cameras.
--->'''Kinzie''': Okay, following the truck on the street cams, and... oh god, '''what the hell are you doing'''?!\\
'''Pierce''': ...Going after the truck.\\
'''Kinzie''': I said '''DON'T''' use the tank!\\
'''Boss''': Relax, we won't use the cannon.\\
'''Pierce''': *FakeStatic*... Uh Kinzie...*FakeStatic*...you're breaking up.\\
'''Kinzie''': No I'm not! You're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
*** A few Bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''': *FakeStatic*... It's a...*FakeStatic*... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...*FakeStatic*... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''': Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...She may try to kill us this time...]]
** Oh, and if you don't shoot out the tires on the truck immediately, you get this:
--->'''Matt''': Having fun yet?\\
'''Boss''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ...]]\\
'''Matt''': You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?\\
'''Boss''': How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]\\
'''Matt''': Look at you, puffing your chest like you're someone who's important!
** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps Up, Ho's Down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
-->'''Boss:''' It's like living inside a rainbow!
** One is also a LampshadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?\\
'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
** During the mission, the Boss and Zimos share some very... entertaining dialogue.
---> '''Zimos''': You know, you're taking this whole naked thing a lot better than I thought you would.\\
'''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for "Cement Shoes: The Musical" is pretty funny.
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man (singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After Gat's death, Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
-->'''Shaundi:''' You can't be serious.\\
'''Boss:''' What's wrong with that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' Getting shot comes to mind.\\
'''Boss:''' We could raise money by having you turning out tricks.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Also a shitty idea.\\
'''Boss:''' You could always get into the Feel Boss business.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Not cool.\\
'''Boss:''' I'm just throwing out options here.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Alright, alright, we'll pick a fight with the military.\\
'''Boss:''' Atta girl.
** The Boss' lines change with every type of voice for him or her. Seriously, there's some really cool stuff there and it's worth playing through with each voice just to hear them all.
** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Birk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.\\
'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]\\
'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
** The fact that the song "You're The Best" starts playing the second you begin your chainsaw massacre also qualifies.
* The entirety of Gangstas in Space.
* TheReveal in the mayor's office:
-->'''The Boss''': (walking in on the mayor making out with a stripper) [[spoiler:Burt fucking Reynolds!?]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds:]]''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
** And at the end of the cutscene, after Boss expresses his/her glee at meeting the mayor:
--->'''Viola:''' Quit being such a fanboy.
* The actor who plays Nyte Blayde hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
-->'''Boss:''' Shaundi was really looking forward to meeting you.\\
'''Birk:''' Shaundi's here? I'll play your game.
** He doesn't play along with being kidnapped for long though.
--->'''Boss:''' Shaundi?\\
'''Pierce:''' Try again man.\\
'''Boss:''' Pierce? I thought I called Shaundi.\\
'''Pierce:''' Oh you did man. She's just too busy holding herself back from killing Birk to answer.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Boss you gotta get me outta here! He's proposed to me six times!\\
'''Boss:''' Shaundi this will all be over soon. Trust me.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Then can I kill him? Please god tell me I can kill him.
** And when s\he meets up with the two Shaundi is still channeling Gat.
--->'''Birk:''' I felt that the moment we met. That connection.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Birk:''' Forbidden love.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Oh my god can I just shoot this guy?
** And when Cyrus appears to take Birk back he offers to lay off the heat on the Saints. Birk though wants to join and again professes his love for Shaundi.
--->Oh, no, no, no. Fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I will lose my damn mind.
* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious; Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
** This.
-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.\\
'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
* The "Stay Classy Steelport" achievement, which requires the player to kill enemies using the [[GagPenis "Penetrator" dildo bat]] and the [[{{Fartillery}} "Fart In A Jar"]] exclusively.
* In the mission "Three Way", since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Literature/JaneEyre 13 times!\\
'''Male Voice 2:''' I have an irrational fear of bees!\\
'''Male Voice 3:''' I call chips "fries!"\\
'''Female Voice 1:''' I'm on a Co-Ed Curling Team!\\
'''Female Voice 2:''' ''(Proudly)'' I want to have sex with Pierce in front of a live studio audience...\\
'''Female Voice 3:''' I collect glass unicorns!\\
'''Pierce:''' ''(In a TMI tone)'' Good to know.
** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the ''VideoGame/{{Zork}}'' minigame is priceless.
---> Oh no Mr. Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
*** Female voice 1 after the unicorn kills her:
----> And my childhood has just been crushed...
*** Female 1 is good too after you kill it.
----> What does the writer have against unicorns?!
*** Male Voice 1 (Creator/TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick move unicorn, dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[ZombieApocalyse the zombie mission]].
-->'''Viola:''' Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was Lin back in Stilwater...\\
'''Viola:''' What?\\
'''Boss:''' Nothing, it's...a long story.
** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzie's home, Pierce notice a newspaper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "I hope she won't notice" face.
* Pierce finding a Penetrator (A ''giant dildo bat'') at Kinzie's place, and messing with the boss.
** Not to mention his poker face when Kinzie finally turns to look at the two clowns, and he's (very badly) attempting to hide it behind his back.
* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when disguised as Temple.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]].
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before being disguised. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''Kia:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''Temple!Boss:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''Kia:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** Female Voice 1 will blurt out this gem:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask Kia if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier is that Kia doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly, it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, Temple!Boss will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss's reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
* Male Voice 2's reaction to switching from hover mode to flight mode in the VTOL.
-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' Oh, it's like a helicopter fucked a jet!
** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote ''Film/TopGun''.
--->Whoooa, Daaanger Zoooooone!!!!!!
--->This is so fucking cool.
* In "Learning Computer", when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
-->'''Kinzie''': Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!\\
'''Boss''': Ok, ok... we won't use the tank.\\
'''Pierce''': Really?\\
'''Boss''': Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
** But Kinzie has access to all the traffic cameras.
--->'''Kinzie''': Okay, following the truck on the street cams, and... oh god, '''what the hell are you doing'''?!\\
'''Pierce''': ...Going after the truck.\\
'''Kinzie''': I said '''DON'T''' use the tank!\\
'''Boss''': Relax, we won't use the cannon.\\
'''Pierce''': *FakeStatic*... Uh Kinzie...*FakeStatic*...you're breaking up.\\
'''Kinzie''': No I'm not! You're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
*** A few Bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''': *FakeStatic*... It's a...*FakeStatic*... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...*FakeStatic*... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''': Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...She may try to kill us this time...]]
** Oh, and if you don't shoot out the tires on the truck immediately, you get this:
--->'''Matt''': Having fun yet?\\
'''Boss''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ...]]\\
'''Matt''': You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?\\
'''Boss''': How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]\\
'''Matt''': Look at you, puffing your chest like you're someone who's important!
** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps Up, Ho's Down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
-->'''Boss:''' It's like living inside a rainbow!
** One is also a LampshadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?\\
'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
** During the mission, the Boss and Zimos share some very... entertaining dialogue.
---> '''Zimos''': You know, you're taking this whole naked thing a lot better than I thought you would.\\
'''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for "Cement Shoes: The Musical" is pretty funny.
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man (singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After Gat's death, Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
-->'''Shaundi:''' You can't be serious.\\
'''Boss:''' What's wrong with that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' Getting shot comes to mind.\\
'''Boss:''' We could raise money by having you turning out tricks.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Also a shitty idea.\\
'''Boss:''' You could always get into the Feel Boss business.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Not cool.\\
'''Boss:''' I'm just throwing out options here.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Alright, alright, we'll pick a fight with the military.\\
'''Boss:''' Atta girl.
** The Boss' lines change with every type of voice for him or her. Seriously, there's some really cool stuff there and it's worth playing through with each voice just to hear them all.
** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Birk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.\\
'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]\\
'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
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* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In "Air Steelport" [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
-->'''Viola:''' Almost forgot.\\
'''Boss:''' Is it important?\\
'''Viola:''' Try and stay in the plane this time.
** Then Boss blows up the cockpit.
--->'''Female(1) Boss:''' Not cool, plane.\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, [[WhatAnIdiot what did you do?]]
** Alternatively:
--->'''Male(3) Boss:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (flatly)]] [[CasualDangerDialog Bollocks]].\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, what did you do?
* This part is just funny for some people. In the second game Latin Boss might brag about having the biggest balls in Stillwater. She returns in the third game and in a bid to get to a fleeing Loren she has this giant office ornament ripped out of the ceiling. As it falls a Brute will try and fight her, and she'll go, "Who said you could play with my ball?"
* Pretty much anything the announcers say during "Genkibowl VII" is hilarious.
* After saving Zimos from [[spoiler: the gimp show at Safeword]], him and the Boss share a nice bit of banter while driving to Angel's casino.
-->'''Boss:''' Come on, Z! We've got a rescue to mount.\\
'''Zimos:''' ''Don't'' say "mount."\\
'''Boss:''' I take it "saddle up" is out of the question?\\
'''Zimos:''' If you didn't just bust me out, I'd be walking the other way.
* In a nice shout to the second game, early on, the Boss and Pierce will sing along with "What I Got" by Sublime on the radio. All Boss voices sing along, including [[TheUnintelligible the Zombie voice]].
* Andy Zhen may be a complete asshole, but he has some of the best dialog in the "Gangstas In Space" DLC:
-->''*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and Boss in the river*''\\
'''Andy:''' [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]\\
'''Boss:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Birk, prompting this exchange.
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]\\
'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.
** For extra humor, remember that Viola is voiced by porn actress Sasha Grey.
-->'''Viola:''' Almost forgot.\\
'''Boss:''' Is it important?\\
'''Viola:''' Try and stay in the plane this time.
** Then Boss blows up the cockpit.
--->'''Female(1) Boss:''' Not cool, plane.\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, [[WhatAnIdiot what did you do?]]
** Alternatively:
--->'''Male(3) Boss:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (flatly)]] [[CasualDangerDialog Bollocks]].\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, what did you do?
* This part is just funny for some people. In the second game Latin Boss might brag about having the biggest balls in Stillwater. She returns in the third game and in a bid to get to a fleeing Loren she has this giant office ornament ripped out of the ceiling. As it falls a Brute will try and fight her, and she'll go, "Who said you could play with my ball?"
* Pretty much anything the announcers say during "Genkibowl VII" is hilarious.
* After saving Zimos from [[spoiler: the gimp show at Safeword]], him and the Boss share a nice bit of banter while driving to Angel's casino.
-->'''Boss:''' Come on, Z! We've got a rescue to mount.\\
'''Zimos:''' ''Don't'' say "mount."\\
'''Boss:''' I take it "saddle up" is out of the question?\\
'''Zimos:''' If you didn't just bust me out, I'd be walking the other way.
* In a nice shout to the second game, early on, the Boss and Pierce will sing along with "What I Got" by Sublime on the radio. All Boss voices sing along, including [[TheUnintelligible the Zombie voice]].
* Andy Zhen may be a complete asshole, but he has some of the best dialog in the "Gangstas In Space" DLC:
-->''*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and Boss in the river*''\\
'''Andy:''' [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]\\
'''Boss:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Birk, prompting this exchange.
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]\\
'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.
** For extra humor, remember that Viola is voiced by porn actress Sasha Grey.
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* Trying to find Zimos in the Safe Word club:
-->'''Pierce''': How are we gonna find this dude? Look for the cat who's not happy he's chewing on a ball gag?\\
'''Boss''': I don't know, look for the guy with a giant rhinestone Z on his back?\\
'''Pierce''': Fuck out of here man...(spots Zimos, as described) Oh shit, well, that's convenient.
* It's entirely possible to beat an armored car until it explodes... with a giant dildo.
** The giant dildo in general. For instance it is one of the best weapons for the zombie outbreak.
* This exchange at the start of Angel's final mission, concerning how the Boss had to drive around with a tiger in the previous mission.
-->'''Boss''': A fucking tiger?\\
'''Angel''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything.\\
'''Boss''': A FUCKING TIGER?!\\
'''Angel''': Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered your fear.\\
'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
-->'''Pierce''': How are we gonna find this dude? Look for the cat who's not happy he's chewing on a ball gag?\\
'''Boss''': I don't know, look for the guy with a giant rhinestone Z on his back?\\
'''Pierce''': Fuck out of here man...(spots Zimos, as described) Oh shit, well, that's convenient.
* It's entirely possible to beat an armored car until it explodes... with a giant dildo.
** The giant dildo in general. For instance it is one of the best weapons for the zombie outbreak.
* This exchange at the start of Angel's final mission, concerning how the Boss had to drive around with a tiger in the previous mission.
-->'''Boss''': A fucking tiger?\\
'''Angel''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything.\\
'''Boss''': A FUCKING TIGER?!\\
'''Angel''': Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered your fear.\\
'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
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** The russian woman voice will say, after finishing him off, "Well Johhny, he decided to make a Crepe instead."
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-->'''Josh:''' You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''\\
'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?\\
'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?\\
'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
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'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
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** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. She goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss:''' Bad plan, bad plan.\\
--->'''Boss:''' Bad plan, bad plan.\\
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** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. She S\he goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss:''' --->'''Boss''': Bad plan, bad plan.\\
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---> '''Boss:''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' But I was right!
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' But I was right!
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---> '''Boss:''' '''Boss''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi:''' '''Shaundi''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' '''Boss''' But I was right!
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--->'''Shaundi:''' I'm not gonna lie - for a minute, I didn't think you'd make it in time.\\
'''Boss:''' Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss:''' That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
'''Boss:''' Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss:''' That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
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--->'''Boss:''' I'm going to smash through the cockpit, kill a bunch of them and then parachute out the back.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss:''' Nope.
'''Shaundi:''' Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss:''' Nope.
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'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a fucking toilet, that's what.\\
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'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a fucking toilet, ''fucking toilet'', that's what.\\
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'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something Kinzie?!\\
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'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something something, Kinzie?!\\
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--->'''Boss:''' Wait a minute... You watch Nyte Blade?!\\
'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like]] ''[[SophisticatedAsHell you]]'' [[SophisticatedAsHell to appreciate good writing!]]
* The trailer for pre-order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like]] ''[[SophisticatedAsHell you]]'' [[SophisticatedAsHell to appreciate good writing!]]
* The trailer for pre-order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
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* The trailer for
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-->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\
'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
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*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him incredibly ugly.
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*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him incredibly being incredible ugly.
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--->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?\\
'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totally stoned inside the club.
'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totally stoned inside the club.
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'''Pierce:'''
-->'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as
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* The entirety of Gangstas in Space.
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* The entirety of Gangstas Gangsters in Space.
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'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds:]]''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
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'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds:]]''' Reynolds]]:''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
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--->'''Viola:''' Quit being such a fanboy.
* The actor who plays Nyte Blayde hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
* The actor who plays Nyte Blayde hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
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* The actor who plays
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* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious; Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
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* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious; hilarious Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
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-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.\\
'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.\\
'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
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-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.\\
'''Shaundi:'''show.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'mShaundi.\\
'''Burt:'''Shaundi.
-->'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut inperson.\\
'''Shaundi:'''person.
-->'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
'''Shaundi:'''
-->'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm
'''Burt:'''
-->'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in
'''Shaundi:'''
-->'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
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* In the mission "Three Way", since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Literature/JaneEyre 13 times!\\
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Literature/JaneEyre 13 times!\\
to:
* In the mission "Three Way", Three Way, since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I readLiterature/JaneEyre Jane Erye 13 times!\\
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read
'''Zombie Voice:''' I'm fluent in 7 languages!\\
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** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the ''VideoGame/{{Zork}}'' minigame is priceless.
---> Oh no Mr. Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
---> Oh no Mr. Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
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** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the ''VideoGame/{{Zork}}'' VideoGame/{{Zork}} minigame is priceless.
---> Oh --->Oh no Mr. Mr Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
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----> What does the writer have against unicorns?!
*** Male Voice 1 (Creator/TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick move unicorn, dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[ZombieApocalyse the zombie mission]].
-->'''Viola:''' Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was Lin back in Stilwater...\\
'''Viola:''' What?\\
*** Male Voice 1 (Creator/TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick move unicorn, dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[ZombieApocalyse the zombie mission]].
-->'''Viola:''' Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was Lin back in Stilwater...\\
'''Viola:''' What?\\
to:
----> What does the writer have against unicorns?!
Unicorns?!
*** Male Voice1 (Creator/TroyBaker)'s 1(TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick ---->"Dick move unicorn, dick Unicorn, Dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during[[ZombieApocalyse [[spoiler: the zombie mission]].
-->'''Viola:'''Zombie mission.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler: Like you ever dealt with zombiesbefore!?\\
before!?]]\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there wasLin [[spoiler: Lin]] back in Stilwater...\\
'''Viola:''' '''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' What?\\
*** Male Voice
* A hilarious little call back during
-->'''Viola:'''
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler: Like you ever dealt with zombies
'''Boss:''' Well, there was
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** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzie's home, Pierce notice a newspaper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "I hope she won't notice" face.
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** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzie's Kinzies home, Pierce notice a newspaper news paper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "I "i hope she won't notice" face.
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* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when disguised as Temple.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]].
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before being disguised. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''Kia:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''Temple!Boss:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''Kia:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]].
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before being disguised. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''Kia:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''Temple!Boss:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''Kia:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
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* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when [[spoiler: disguised as Temple.
Temple]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9MsExample]].
Example]]
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before [[spoiler: beingdisguised.disguised]]. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' --->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''Kia:''' '''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''Temple!Boss:''' '''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''Kia:''' '''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before [[spoiler: being
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--->'''Temple!Boss:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask Kia if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier is that Kia doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly, it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, Temple!Boss will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss's reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask Kia if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier is that Kia doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly, it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, Temple!Boss will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss's reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
to:
** The Russian Female Boss will ask
*** What makes it
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers.
** And yes,
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and
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-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' Oh, it's like a helicopter fucked a jet!
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-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' Oh, it's It's like a helicopter hellicopter fucked a jet!
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* In "Learning Computer", when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
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* In "Learning Computer", Learning Computer, when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
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'''Pierce''': *FakeStatic*... Uh Kinzie...*FakeStatic*...you're breaking up.\\
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'''Pierce''': *FakeStatic*...FakeStatic... Uh Kinzie...*FakeStatic*...FakeStatic...you're breaking up.\\
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*** A few Bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''': *FakeStatic*... It's a...*FakeStatic*... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...*FakeStatic*... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''': Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...She may try to kill us this time...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''': *FakeStatic*... It's a...*FakeStatic*... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...*FakeStatic*... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''': Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...She may try to kill us this time...]]
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*** A few Bosses bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss1''': *FakeStatic*...1''' FakeStatic... It's a...*FakeStatic*...FakeStatic... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...*FakeStatic*...FakeStatic... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''': '''Kinzie''' Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...She 1''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck …She may try to kill us this time...]]time…]]
--->'''Fem Boss
'''Fem Boss
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--->'''Matt''': Having fun yet?\\
'''Boss''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ...]]\\
'''Matt''': You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?\\
'''Boss''': How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]\\
'''Matt''': Look at you, puffing your chest like you're someone who's important!
** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps Up, Ho's Down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
'''Boss''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ...]]\\
'''Matt''': You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?\\
'''Boss''': How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]\\
'''Matt''': Look at you, puffing your chest like you're someone who's important!
** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps Up, Ho's Down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
to:
'''Boss''':
--->'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking
'''Matt''':
--->'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for
'''Boss''':
--->'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck
'''Matt''':
--->'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps
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** One is also a LampshadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?\\
'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?\\
'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
to:
** One is also a LampshadeHanging LampShadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all thatammo?\\
'''Zimos:'''ammo?
--->'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that
'''Zimos:'''
--->'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
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---> '''Zimos''': You know, you're taking this whole naked thing a lot better than I thought you would.\\
'''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for "Cement Shoes: The Musical" is pretty funny.
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man (singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After Gat's death, Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
'''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for "Cement Shoes: The Musical" is pretty funny.
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man (singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After Gat's death, Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
to:
--> '''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood
* After [[spoiler: Gat's
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** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Birk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.\\
'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]\\
'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.\\
'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]\\
'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
to:
** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Birk.Burk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gunfight.\\
'''Boss:'''fight.
-->'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]\\
'''Shaundi:''']]
-->'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun
'''Boss:'''
-->'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
'''Shaundi:'''
-->'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
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* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In "Air Steelport" [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
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* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In "Air Steelport" ''Air Steelport'' [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
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** Alternatively:
--->'''Male(3) Boss:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (flatly)]] [[CasualDangerDialog Bollocks]].\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, what did you do?
--->'''Male(3) Boss:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (flatly)]] [[CasualDangerDialog Bollocks]].\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, what did you do?
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-->'''Boss:''' Come on, Z! We've got a rescue to mount.\\
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-->''*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and Boss in the river*''\\
'''Andy:''' [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]\\
'''Boss:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Birk, prompting this exchange.
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]\\
'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
'''Andy:''' [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]\\
'''Boss:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Birk, prompting this exchange.
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]\\
'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
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'''Andy:'''
-->Andy: [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was
'''Boss:'''
-->Boss: [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.
'''Boss:'''
-->'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
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* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNmQonrPpYo Hey kids! Have you ever wondered what it's like to be part of a real life gang?" "YEAH!"]]
* Male Boss 3's reaction to Pierce mocking the Decker's style.
-->'''Boss''' I know! Don't they realise that neo-cyber punk is so last decade?
-->'''Pierce''' What?
-->'''Boss''' N-nothing! I didn't say anything, just kill 'em.
* Trying to find Zimos in the Safe Word club:
-->'''Pierce''': How are we gonna find this dude? Look for the cat who's not happy he's chewing on a ball gag?\\
'''Boss''': I don't know, look for the guy with a giant rhinestone Z on his back?\\
'''Pierce''': Fuck out of here man...(spots Zimos, as described) Oh shit, well, that's convenient.
* It's entirely possible to beat an armored car until it explodes... with a giant dildo.
** The giant dildo in general. For instance it is one of the best weapons for the zombie outbreak.
* This exchange at the start of Angel's final mission, concerning how the Boss had to drive around with a tiger in the previous mission.
-->'''Boss''': A fucking tiger?\\
'''Angel''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything.\\
'''Boss''': A FUCKING TIGER?!\\
'''Angel''': Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered your fear.\\
'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
* It's on the CMOH and CMOA page, but it's this as well. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWUIl8Crvo Lovin' is what I got.]]
* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
** When he hits the bottom, he muses "There must be a St. Crispin's Day joke in here somewhere...". The White voice complains he "should have thought of some Belgian Pancake jokes", while the Black voice [[UnEvilLaugh laughs]] and sarcastically says "WHOOOPS!!!"
** The russian woman voice will say, after finishing him off, "Well Johhny, he decided to make a Crepe instead."
* Saints Row: The Third already has one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk in the trailer for the game.]] Saying anything about it would spoil the video; but it is worth every last second.
** And the other "warning trailers" about not doing these things in real life.
* In the beginning of the game, actor Josh Birk wants to tag along with the Saints for a bank robbery to know what it's like. So they rob the bank in giant Johnny Gat bobblehead masks. ''Including Johnny Gat''.
-->'''Josh:''' You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''\\
'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?\\
'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
* Judging by the recently release second mission footage, the game seems to be far more lighthearted as opposed to the second game. The Boss and Shaundi share a lot of hilarious banter, and even Johnny has a few moments. Listening to Shaundi scream "ASSHOLE!!!" as The Boss tosses her away, just after catching her in freefall is priceless.
** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. She goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss:''' Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
** Each voice has slightly different dialogue, the Russian female is unrepentant in her version of the scene.
---> '''Boss:''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' But I was right!
** Speaking of the Russian boss, she also provides a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome badass]] counterpoint to most of the other characters in one part: Most of the Bosses responses to realizing they're being chased by freefalling Morningstar {{mooks}} is either of [[OhCrap panic]], or [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe disbelief]]. When the first Morningstar mook grabs the Russian boss, she merely growls [[DangerDeadpan "You're getting under my skin..."]] - then after beating his face in with her elbow, grabbing his SMG, and seeing the other Morningstar mooks falling after her, she exclaims[[BloodKnight "Oh good, I get to kill more of them!"]]
** As mentioned in the first paragraph, even Johnny joins in on the fun.
--->'''Shaundi:''' (after being ambushed by Morning Star troops and Gat saying he'll handle them) What about the plane?\\
'''Johnny:''' I'll fly it back to Stilwater.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Johnny, you can't even drive stick! How you gonna fly a plane!?\\
'''Johnny:''' ... Details, details, just cover da Boss.
** Shortly after that:
---> '''Boss:''' (After Gat comes in over the intercom) Great, who gave Gat a mike?
** And shortly after that:
---> '''Johnny:''' I noticed some of our passengers are getting restless, so here's some relaxin' music for you're enjoyment.\\
(Cheesy elevator music plays and the plane shakes violently)\\
'''Johnny:''' Sorry 'bout dat, your captain's having trouble finding the clutch.
** After Kiki and Viola explain that the Saints can live if they turn over two-thirds of their profits to the Syndicate:
--->'''Boss:''' Listen, you French fuck.\\
'''Phillipe:''' Please, I am Belgian.\\
'''Johnny:''' So make yourself a fuckin' waffle! We're done here.
** As the mission continues, this exchange goes on over the intercom:
--->'''Johnny:''' You're gonna pay royal for that, Frenchie. \\
'''Phillipe:''' I am BELGIAN!\\
'''Johnny:''' Same thing!\\
'''Phillipe:''' I am going to cut that disrespectful tongue from your mouth.\\
'''Johnny:''' Oh yeah? You and how many of your... (beat) Oh... that many.
** Finally, as your character has caught Shaundi (during freefall) and deployed his parachute:
--->'''Shaundi:''' I'm not gonna lie - for a minute, I didn't think you'd make it in time.\\
'''Boss:''' Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss:''' That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
** The Female 3 voice says this before dropping Shaundi. While the other voices try to make excuses, she says:
--->'''Boss:''' I'm going to smash through the cockpit, kill a bunch of them and then parachute out the back.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss:''' Nope.
*** Even better it makes the silence afterwards longer than with the other voices.
* During the mission [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdpnDbBAX8 "Deckers.Die,"]] where you [[BrainUploading upload yourself]] into the [[{{Tron}} Decker's user net]]:
--> '''Kinzie:''' Alright, you should be seeing a visual representation of the Deckers' user net now.\\
'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a fucking toilet, that's what.\\
'''Kinzie:''' Oops, sorry about that, lemme load up another!\\
'''Boss:''' I thought you knew what you were doing?\\
'''Kinzie:''' I haven't finished your avatar yet, that one's just temporary.\\
'''Boss:''' I don't have ''arms''!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Just start moving through the data, I'll sort it out soon.\\
''(The boss then morphs into a blow up doll.)''\\
'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something Kinzie?!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Ugh, stop whining you big baby!
** Later during that mission boss has to play a text-based "choose your own adventure" game to proceed to Matt. This would be funny enough on its own, but Boss will actually give commentary on the players choices.
---> [[HaveANiceDeath "That was a dick move, unicorn!"]]\\
"I'm nimble, dammit!" (after [[EpicFail tripping over a stone on the floor, breaking your neck]])
** Male voice 2's reaction to the option "Look at unicorn".
--->'''Game:'''It looks like a unicorn.\\
'''Boss:''' Fuck you game!
*** Male voice 3's reaction as well:
----> Is there a lower difficulty?
*** The best part of the text adventure? In order to move on in the level, [[spoiler: you have to kill the unicorn.]]
** While fighting through the level, Matt literally invokes [[InterfaceScrew Interface Screw]] - from causing lag, inverting the controls, or (right before the boss fight), causing an error message - probably the most literal [[HeroicBSOD Heroic "Blue Screen Of Death" in a game thus far]]! And then he starts bragging about how he designed a part of the level based on [[ShowWithinAShow a Nyte Blade episode...]] [[TakeThat Familiar]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} much?]]
--->'''Boss:''' Wait a minute... You watch Nyte Blade?!\\
'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like]] ''[[SophisticatedAsHell you]]'' [[SophisticatedAsHell to appreciate good writing!]]
* The trailer for pre-order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
* When STAG is first introduced into Steelport:
-->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\
'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
** Pretty much ''everything'' Zimos says, due to the fact that A: Every word he utters is in auto-tune, and B: It actually creates music out of his speech. Z-pain in the house, baby.
*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him incredibly ugly.
* Speaking of Zimos, during the [[spoiler:Mission to rescue him from the BDSM club]], one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the cockney male, however...
--> '''Boss:''' Tell me where the manager is, or I'll beat the fuck out of ya.\\
'''Patron:''' OH YES! Please hit me, I've been bad!\\
'''Boss:(complete deadpan)''' Unexpected...
** And once you get down into the [[spoiler: BDSM stable/dungeons/human pony show]] and are looking for Zimos.
--->'''Pierce:''' So how we gonna find this guy? Look for the dude who doesn't look pleased to be wearing a ball gag?\\
'''Boss:''' I dunno, look for the motherfucker with the diamond-encrusted Z on his saddle?\\
'''Pierce:''' Fuck out of here man, do you expect us to find- ''(Spots Zimos)'' Oh. Well that was convenient.
** And for the mission's final trick, you actually have to escape the club [[spoiler:''riding a human pony cart pulled by Zimos, in full BDSM gear, while being chased by the Syndicate, '' '''''who are also riding human pony carts.''''']] You can actually shoot the "drivers," but you can also make them ''explode.''
--->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?\\
'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totally stoned inside the club.
** Also the female Brute in a cage during the same mission.
*** Pretty sure that's not a ''[[CreepyCrossdresser female]]''.
* The second mission you do for Kinzie, you break into a Deckers base, and Matt and Kinzie have what is only the equivalent to a verbal pissing match on Xbox Live. It's pretty funny.
* '''''A. FUCKING. TIGER?!'''''
** Made even funnier that these escort missions show Boss far more afraid than we've ever seen him\her.
--->I hope it isn't hungry!\\
Angel and I are gonna have to have a little talk after this.\\
Does it ''look'' like the tiger's the one in danger here?! (shouted at animal-rights activists trying to run you down)
* "It's the moment everyone's been waiting for. The Murderbrawl Chainsaw!"
** The fact that the song "You're The Best" starts playing the second you begin your chainsaw massacre also qualifies.
* The entirety of Gangstas in Space.
* TheReveal in the mayor's office:
-->'''The Boss''': (walking in on the mayor making out with a stripper) [[spoiler:Burt fucking Reynolds!?]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds:]]''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
** And at the end of the cutscene, after Boss expresses his/her glee at meeting the mayor:
--->'''Viola:''' Quit being such a fanboy.
* The actor who plays Nyte Blayde hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
-->'''Boss:''' Shaundi was really looking forward to meeting you.\\
'''Birk:''' Shaundi's here? I'll play your game.
** He doesn't play along with being kidnapped for long though.
--->'''Boss:''' Shaundi?\\
'''Pierce:''' Try again man.\\
'''Boss:''' Pierce? I thought I called Shaundi.\\
'''Pierce:''' Oh you did man. She's just too busy holding herself back from killing Birk to answer.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Boss you gotta get me outta here! He's proposed to me six times!\\
'''Boss:''' Shaundi this will all be over soon. Trust me.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Then can I kill him? Please god tell me I can kill him.
** And when s\he meets up with the two Shaundi is still channeling Gat.
--->'''Birk:''' I felt that the moment we met. That connection.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Birk:''' Forbidden love.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Oh my god can I just shoot this guy?
** And when Cyrus appears to take Birk back he offers to lay off the heat on the Saints. Birk though wants to join and again professes his love for Shaundi.
--->Oh, no, no, no. Fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I will lose my damn mind.
* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious; Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
** This.
-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.\\
'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
* The "Stay Classy Steelport" achievement, which requires the player to kill enemies using the [[GagPenis "Penetrator" dildo bat]] and the [[{{Fartillery}} "Fart In A Jar"]] exclusively.
* In the mission "Three Way", since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Literature/JaneEyre 13 times!\\
'''Male Voice 2:''' I have an irrational fear of bees!\\
'''Male Voice 3:''' I call chips "fries!"\\
'''Female Voice 1:''' I'm on a Co-Ed Curling Team!\\
'''Female Voice 2:''' ''(Proudly)'' I want to have sex with Pierce in front of a live studio audience...\\
'''Female Voice 3:''' I collect glass unicorns!\\
'''Pierce:''' ''(In a TMI tone)'' Good to know.
** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the ''VideoGame/{{Zork}}'' minigame is priceless.
---> Oh no Mr. Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
*** Female voice 1 after the unicorn kills her:
----> And my childhood has just been crushed...
*** Female 1 is good too after you kill it.
----> What does the writer have against unicorns?!
*** Male Voice 1 (Creator/TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick move unicorn, dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[ZombieApocalyse the zombie mission]].
-->'''Viola:''' Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was Lin back in Stilwater...\\
'''Viola:''' What?\\
'''Boss:''' Nothing, it's...a long story.
** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzie's home, Pierce notice a newspaper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "I hope she won't notice" face.
* Pierce finding a Penetrator (A ''giant dildo bat'') at Kinzie's place, and messing with the boss.
** Not to mention his poker face when Kinzie finally turns to look at the two clowns, and he's (very badly) attempting to hide it behind his back.
* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when disguised as Temple.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]].
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before being disguised. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''Kia:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''Temple!Boss:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''Kia:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** Female Voice 1 will blurt out this gem:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask Kia if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier is that Kia doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly, it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, Temple!Boss will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss's reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
* Male Voice 2's reaction to switching from hover mode to flight mode in the VTOL.
-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' Oh, it's like a helicopter fucked a jet!
** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote ''Film/TopGun''.
--->Whoooa, Daaanger Zoooooone!!!!!!
--->This is so fucking cool.
* In "Learning Computer", when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
-->'''Kinzie''': Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!\\
'''Boss''': Ok, ok... we won't use the tank.\\
'''Pierce''': Really?\\
'''Boss''': Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
** But Kinzie has access to all the traffic cameras.
--->'''Kinzie''': Okay, following the truck on the street cams, and... oh god, '''what the hell are you doing'''?!\\
'''Pierce''': ...Going after the truck.\\
'''Kinzie''': I said '''DON'T''' use the tank!\\
'''Boss''': Relax, we won't use the cannon.\\
'''Pierce''': *FakeStatic*... Uh Kinzie...*FakeStatic*...you're breaking up.\\
'''Kinzie''': No I'm not! You're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
*** A few Bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''': *FakeStatic*... It's a...*FakeStatic*... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...*FakeStatic*... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''': Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...She may try to kill us this time...]]
** Oh, and if you don't shoot out the tires on the truck immediately, you get this:
--->'''Matt''': Having fun yet?\\
'''Boss''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ...]]\\
'''Matt''': You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?\\
'''Boss''': How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]\\
'''Matt''': Look at you, puffing your chest like you're someone who's important!
** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps Up, Ho's Down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
-->'''Boss:''' It's like living inside a rainbow!
** One is also a LampshadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?\\
'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
** During the mission, the Boss and Zimos share some very... entertaining dialogue.
---> '''Zimos''': You know, you're taking this whole naked thing a lot better than I thought you would.\\
'''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for "Cement Shoes: The Musical" is pretty funny.
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man (singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After Gat's death, Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
-->'''Shaundi:''' You can't be serious.\\
'''Boss:''' What's wrong with that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' Getting shot comes to mind.\\
'''Boss:''' We could raise money by having you turning out tricks.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Also a shitty idea.\\
'''Boss:''' You could always get into the Feel Boss business.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Not cool.\\
'''Boss:''' I'm just throwing out options here.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Alright, alright, we'll pick a fight with the military.\\
'''Boss:''' Atta girl.
** The Boss' lines change with every type of voice for him or her. Seriously, there's some really cool stuff there and it's worth playing through with each voice just to hear them all.
** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Birk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.\\
'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]\\
'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
* After [[{{GIFT}} Matt]] boasts about how powerful he is, Boss will retort by challenging him to buy a pack of cigarettes. [[InsaneTrollLogic Matt thinks s\he's being ageist in saying this.]]
* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In "Air Steelport" [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
-->'''Viola:''' Almost forgot.\\
'''Boss:''' Is it important?\\
'''Viola:''' Try and stay in the plane this time.
** Then Boss blows up the cockpit.
--->'''Female(1) Boss:''' Not cool, plane.\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, [[WhatAnIdiot what did you do?]]
** Alternatively:
--->'''Male(3) Boss:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (flatly)]] [[CasualDangerDialog Bollocks]].\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, what did you do?
* This part is just funny for some people. In the second game Latin Boss might brag about having the biggest balls in Stillwater. She returns in the third game and in a bid to get to a fleeing Loren she has this giant office ornament ripped out of the ceiling. As it falls a Brute will try and fight her, and she'll go, "Who said you could play with my ball?"
* Pretty much anything the announcers say during "Genkibowl VII" is hilarious.
* After saving Zimos from [[spoiler: the gimp show at Safeword]], him and the Boss share a nice bit of banter while driving to Angel's casino.
-->'''Boss:''' Come on, Z! We've got a rescue to mount.\\
'''Zimos:''' ''Don't'' say "mount."\\
'''Boss:''' I take it "saddle up" is out of the question?\\
'''Zimos:''' If you didn't just bust me out, I'd be walking the other way.
* In a nice shout to the second game, early on, the Boss and Pierce will sing along with "What I Got" by Sublime on the radio. All Boss voices sing along, including [[TheUnintelligible the Zombie voice]].
* Andy Zhen may be a complete asshole, but he has some of the best dialog in the "Gangstas In Space" DLC:
-->''*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and Boss in the river*''\\
'''Andy:''' [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]\\
'''Boss:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Birk, prompting this exchange.
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]\\
'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.
* Male Boss 3's reaction to Pierce mocking the Decker's style.
-->'''Boss''' I know! Don't they realise that neo-cyber punk is so last decade?
-->'''Pierce''' What?
-->'''Boss''' N-nothing! I didn't say anything, just kill 'em.
* Trying to find Zimos in the Safe Word club:
-->'''Pierce''': How are we gonna find this dude? Look for the cat who's not happy he's chewing on a ball gag?\\
'''Boss''': I don't know, look for the guy with a giant rhinestone Z on his back?\\
'''Pierce''': Fuck out of here man...(spots Zimos, as described) Oh shit, well, that's convenient.
* It's entirely possible to beat an armored car until it explodes... with a giant dildo.
** The giant dildo in general. For instance it is one of the best weapons for the zombie outbreak.
* This exchange at the start of Angel's final mission, concerning how the Boss had to drive around with a tiger in the previous mission.
-->'''Boss''': A fucking tiger?\\
'''Angel''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything.\\
'''Boss''': A FUCKING TIGER?!\\
'''Angel''': Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered your fear.\\
'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
* It's on the CMOH and CMOA page, but it's this as well. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWUIl8Crvo Lovin' is what I got.]]
* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
** When he hits the bottom, he muses "There must be a St. Crispin's Day joke in here somewhere...". The White voice complains he "should have thought of some Belgian Pancake jokes", while the Black voice [[UnEvilLaugh laughs]] and sarcastically says "WHOOOPS!!!"
** The russian woman voice will say, after finishing him off, "Well Johhny, he decided to make a Crepe instead."
* Saints Row: The Third already has one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk in the trailer for the game.]] Saying anything about it would spoil the video; but it is worth every last second.
** And the other "warning trailers" about not doing these things in real life.
* In the beginning of the game, actor Josh Birk wants to tag along with the Saints for a bank robbery to know what it's like. So they rob the bank in giant Johnny Gat bobblehead masks. ''Including Johnny Gat''.
-->'''Josh:''' You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''\\
'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?\\
'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
* Judging by the recently release second mission footage, the game seems to be far more lighthearted as opposed to the second game. The Boss and Shaundi share a lot of hilarious banter, and even Johnny has a few moments. Listening to Shaundi scream "ASSHOLE!!!" as The Boss tosses her away, just after catching her in freefall is priceless.
** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. She goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss:''' Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
** Each voice has slightly different dialogue, the Russian female is unrepentant in her version of the scene.
---> '''Boss:''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' But I was right!
** Speaking of the Russian boss, she also provides a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome badass]] counterpoint to most of the other characters in one part: Most of the Bosses responses to realizing they're being chased by freefalling Morningstar {{mooks}} is either of [[OhCrap panic]], or [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe disbelief]]. When the first Morningstar mook grabs the Russian boss, she merely growls [[DangerDeadpan "You're getting under my skin..."]] - then after beating his face in with her elbow, grabbing his SMG, and seeing the other Morningstar mooks falling after her, she exclaims[[BloodKnight "Oh good, I get to kill more of them!"]]
** As mentioned in the first paragraph, even Johnny joins in on the fun.
--->'''Shaundi:''' (after being ambushed by Morning Star troops and Gat saying he'll handle them) What about the plane?\\
'''Johnny:''' I'll fly it back to Stilwater.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Johnny, you can't even drive stick! How you gonna fly a plane!?\\
'''Johnny:''' ... Details, details, just cover da Boss.
** Shortly after that:
---> '''Boss:''' (After Gat comes in over the intercom) Great, who gave Gat a mike?
** And shortly after that:
---> '''Johnny:''' I noticed some of our passengers are getting restless, so here's some relaxin' music for you're enjoyment.\\
(Cheesy elevator music plays and the plane shakes violently)\\
'''Johnny:''' Sorry 'bout dat, your captain's having trouble finding the clutch.
** After Kiki and Viola explain that the Saints can live if they turn over two-thirds of their profits to the Syndicate:
--->'''Boss:''' Listen, you French fuck.\\
'''Phillipe:''' Please, I am Belgian.\\
'''Johnny:''' So make yourself a fuckin' waffle! We're done here.
** As the mission continues, this exchange goes on over the intercom:
--->'''Johnny:''' You're gonna pay royal for that, Frenchie. \\
'''Phillipe:''' I am BELGIAN!\\
'''Johnny:''' Same thing!\\
'''Phillipe:''' I am going to cut that disrespectful tongue from your mouth.\\
'''Johnny:''' Oh yeah? You and how many of your... (beat) Oh... that many.
** Finally, as your character has caught Shaundi (during freefall) and deployed his parachute:
--->'''Shaundi:''' I'm not gonna lie - for a minute, I didn't think you'd make it in time.\\
'''Boss:''' Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss:''' That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
** The Female 3 voice says this before dropping Shaundi. While the other voices try to make excuses, she says:
--->'''Boss:''' I'm going to smash through the cockpit, kill a bunch of them and then parachute out the back.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss:''' Nope.
*** Even better it makes the silence afterwards longer than with the other voices.
* During the mission [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdpnDbBAX8 "Deckers.Die,"]] where you [[BrainUploading upload yourself]] into the [[{{Tron}} Decker's user net]]:
--> '''Kinzie:''' Alright, you should be seeing a visual representation of the Deckers' user net now.\\
'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a fucking toilet, that's what.\\
'''Kinzie:''' Oops, sorry about that, lemme load up another!\\
'''Boss:''' I thought you knew what you were doing?\\
'''Kinzie:''' I haven't finished your avatar yet, that one's just temporary.\\
'''Boss:''' I don't have ''arms''!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Just start moving through the data, I'll sort it out soon.\\
''(The boss then morphs into a blow up doll.)''\\
'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something Kinzie?!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Ugh, stop whining you big baby!
** Later during that mission boss has to play a text-based "choose your own adventure" game to proceed to Matt. This would be funny enough on its own, but Boss will actually give commentary on the players choices.
---> [[HaveANiceDeath "That was a dick move, unicorn!"]]\\
"I'm nimble, dammit!" (after [[EpicFail tripping over a stone on the floor, breaking your neck]])
** Male voice 2's reaction to the option "Look at unicorn".
--->'''Game:'''It looks like a unicorn.\\
'''Boss:''' Fuck you game!
*** Male voice 3's reaction as well:
----> Is there a lower difficulty?
*** The best part of the text adventure? In order to move on in the level, [[spoiler: you have to kill the unicorn.]]
** While fighting through the level, Matt literally invokes [[InterfaceScrew Interface Screw]] - from causing lag, inverting the controls, or (right before the boss fight), causing an error message - probably the most literal [[HeroicBSOD Heroic "Blue Screen Of Death" in a game thus far]]! And then he starts bragging about how he designed a part of the level based on [[ShowWithinAShow a Nyte Blade episode...]] [[TakeThat Familiar]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} much?]]
--->'''Boss:''' Wait a minute... You watch Nyte Blade?!\\
'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like]] ''[[SophisticatedAsHell you]]'' [[SophisticatedAsHell to appreciate good writing!]]
* The trailer for pre-order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
* When STAG is first introduced into Steelport:
-->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\
'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
** Pretty much ''everything'' Zimos says, due to the fact that A: Every word he utters is in auto-tune, and B: It actually creates music out of his speech. Z-pain in the house, baby.
*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him incredibly ugly.
* Speaking of Zimos, during the [[spoiler:Mission to rescue him from the BDSM club]], one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the cockney male, however...
--> '''Boss:''' Tell me where the manager is, or I'll beat the fuck out of ya.\\
'''Patron:''' OH YES! Please hit me, I've been bad!\\
'''Boss:(complete deadpan)''' Unexpected...
** And once you get down into the [[spoiler: BDSM stable/dungeons/human pony show]] and are looking for Zimos.
--->'''Pierce:''' So how we gonna find this guy? Look for the dude who doesn't look pleased to be wearing a ball gag?\\
'''Boss:''' I dunno, look for the motherfucker with the diamond-encrusted Z on his saddle?\\
'''Pierce:''' Fuck out of here man, do you expect us to find- ''(Spots Zimos)'' Oh. Well that was convenient.
** And for the mission's final trick, you actually have to escape the club [[spoiler:''riding a human pony cart pulled by Zimos, in full BDSM gear, while being chased by the Syndicate, '' '''''who are also riding human pony carts.''''']] You can actually shoot the "drivers," but you can also make them ''explode.''
--->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?\\
'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totally stoned inside the club.
** Also the female Brute in a cage during the same mission.
*** Pretty sure that's not a ''[[CreepyCrossdresser female]]''.
* The second mission you do for Kinzie, you break into a Deckers base, and Matt and Kinzie have what is only the equivalent to a verbal pissing match on Xbox Live. It's pretty funny.
* '''''A. FUCKING. TIGER?!'''''
** Made even funnier that these escort missions show Boss far more afraid than we've ever seen him\her.
--->I hope it isn't hungry!\\
Angel and I are gonna have to have a little talk after this.\\
Does it ''look'' like the tiger's the one in danger here?! (shouted at animal-rights activists trying to run you down)
* "It's the moment everyone's been waiting for. The Murderbrawl Chainsaw!"
** The fact that the song "You're The Best" starts playing the second you begin your chainsaw massacre also qualifies.
* The entirety of Gangstas in Space.
* TheReveal in the mayor's office:
-->'''The Boss''': (walking in on the mayor making out with a stripper) [[spoiler:Burt fucking Reynolds!?]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds:]]''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
** And at the end of the cutscene, after Boss expresses his/her glee at meeting the mayor:
--->'''Viola:''' Quit being such a fanboy.
* The actor who plays Nyte Blayde hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
-->'''Boss:''' Shaundi was really looking forward to meeting you.\\
'''Birk:''' Shaundi's here? I'll play your game.
** He doesn't play along with being kidnapped for long though.
--->'''Boss:''' Shaundi?\\
'''Pierce:''' Try again man.\\
'''Boss:''' Pierce? I thought I called Shaundi.\\
'''Pierce:''' Oh you did man. She's just too busy holding herself back from killing Birk to answer.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Boss you gotta get me outta here! He's proposed to me six times!\\
'''Boss:''' Shaundi this will all be over soon. Trust me.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Then can I kill him? Please god tell me I can kill him.
** And when s\he meets up with the two Shaundi is still channeling Gat.
--->'''Birk:''' I felt that the moment we met. That connection.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Birk:''' Forbidden love.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Oh my god can I just shoot this guy?
** And when Cyrus appears to take Birk back he offers to lay off the heat on the Saints. Birk though wants to join and again professes his love for Shaundi.
--->Oh, no, no, no. Fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I will lose my damn mind.
* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious; Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
** This.
-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.\\
'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
* The "Stay Classy Steelport" achievement, which requires the player to kill enemies using the [[GagPenis "Penetrator" dildo bat]] and the [[{{Fartillery}} "Fart In A Jar"]] exclusively.
* In the mission "Three Way", since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Literature/JaneEyre 13 times!\\
'''Male Voice 2:''' I have an irrational fear of bees!\\
'''Male Voice 3:''' I call chips "fries!"\\
'''Female Voice 1:''' I'm on a Co-Ed Curling Team!\\
'''Female Voice 2:''' ''(Proudly)'' I want to have sex with Pierce in front of a live studio audience...\\
'''Female Voice 3:''' I collect glass unicorns!\\
'''Pierce:''' ''(In a TMI tone)'' Good to know.
** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the ''VideoGame/{{Zork}}'' minigame is priceless.
---> Oh no Mr. Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
*** Female voice 1 after the unicorn kills her:
----> And my childhood has just been crushed...
*** Female 1 is good too after you kill it.
----> What does the writer have against unicorns?!
*** Male Voice 1 (Creator/TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick move unicorn, dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[ZombieApocalyse the zombie mission]].
-->'''Viola:''' Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was Lin back in Stilwater...\\
'''Viola:''' What?\\
'''Boss:''' Nothing, it's...a long story.
** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzie's home, Pierce notice a newspaper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "I hope she won't notice" face.
* Pierce finding a Penetrator (A ''giant dildo bat'') at Kinzie's place, and messing with the boss.
** Not to mention his poker face when Kinzie finally turns to look at the two clowns, and he's (very badly) attempting to hide it behind his back.
* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when disguised as Temple.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]].
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before being disguised. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''Kia:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''Temple!Boss:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''Kia:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** Female Voice 1 will blurt out this gem:
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask Kia if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''Temple!Boss:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier is that Kia doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly, it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, Temple!Boss will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss's reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
* Male Voice 2's reaction to switching from hover mode to flight mode in the VTOL.
-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' Oh, it's like a helicopter fucked a jet!
** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote ''Film/TopGun''.
--->Whoooa, Daaanger Zoooooone!!!!!!
--->This is so fucking cool.
* In "Learning Computer", when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
-->'''Kinzie''': Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!\\
'''Boss''': Ok, ok... we won't use the tank.\\
'''Pierce''': Really?\\
'''Boss''': Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
** But Kinzie has access to all the traffic cameras.
--->'''Kinzie''': Okay, following the truck on the street cams, and... oh god, '''what the hell are you doing'''?!\\
'''Pierce''': ...Going after the truck.\\
'''Kinzie''': I said '''DON'T''' use the tank!\\
'''Boss''': Relax, we won't use the cannon.\\
'''Pierce''': *FakeStatic*... Uh Kinzie...*FakeStatic*...you're breaking up.\\
'''Kinzie''': No I'm not! You're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
*** A few Bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''': *FakeStatic*... It's a...*FakeStatic*... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...*FakeStatic*... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''': Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...She may try to kill us this time...]]
** Oh, and if you don't shoot out the tires on the truck immediately, you get this:
--->'''Matt''': Having fun yet?\\
'''Boss''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ...]]\\
'''Matt''': You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?\\
'''Boss''': How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]\\
'''Matt''': Look at you, puffing your chest like you're someone who's important!
** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps Up, Ho's Down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
-->'''Boss:''' It's like living inside a rainbow!
** One is also a LampshadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?\\
'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
** During the mission, the Boss and Zimos share some very... entertaining dialogue.
---> '''Zimos''': You know, you're taking this whole naked thing a lot better than I thought you would.\\
'''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for "Cement Shoes: The Musical" is pretty funny.
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man (singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After Gat's death, Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
-->'''Shaundi:''' You can't be serious.\\
'''Boss:''' What's wrong with that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' Getting shot comes to mind.\\
'''Boss:''' We could raise money by having you turning out tricks.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Also a shitty idea.\\
'''Boss:''' You could always get into the Feel Boss business.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Not cool.\\
'''Boss:''' I'm just throwing out options here.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Alright, alright, we'll pick a fight with the military.\\
'''Boss:''' Atta girl.
** The Boss' lines change with every type of voice for him or her. Seriously, there's some really cool stuff there and it's worth playing through with each voice just to hear them all.
** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Birk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.\\
'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]\\
'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
* After [[{{GIFT}} Matt]] boasts about how powerful he is, Boss will retort by challenging him to buy a pack of cigarettes. [[InsaneTrollLogic Matt thinks s\he's being ageist in saying this.]]
* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In "Air Steelport" [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
-->'''Viola:''' Almost forgot.\\
'''Boss:''' Is it important?\\
'''Viola:''' Try and stay in the plane this time.
** Then Boss blows up the cockpit.
--->'''Female(1) Boss:''' Not cool, plane.\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, [[WhatAnIdiot what did you do?]]
** Alternatively:
--->'''Male(3) Boss:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (flatly)]] [[CasualDangerDialog Bollocks]].\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, what did you do?
* This part is just funny for some people. In the second game Latin Boss might brag about having the biggest balls in Stillwater. She returns in the third game and in a bid to get to a fleeing Loren she has this giant office ornament ripped out of the ceiling. As it falls a Brute will try and fight her, and she'll go, "Who said you could play with my ball?"
* Pretty much anything the announcers say during "Genkibowl VII" is hilarious.
* After saving Zimos from [[spoiler: the gimp show at Safeword]], him and the Boss share a nice bit of banter while driving to Angel's casino.
-->'''Boss:''' Come on, Z! We've got a rescue to mount.\\
'''Zimos:''' ''Don't'' say "mount."\\
'''Boss:''' I take it "saddle up" is out of the question?\\
'''Zimos:''' If you didn't just bust me out, I'd be walking the other way.
* In a nice shout to the second game, early on, the Boss and Pierce will sing along with "What I Got" by Sublime on the radio. All Boss voices sing along, including [[TheUnintelligible the Zombie voice]].
* Andy Zhen may be a complete asshole, but he has some of the best dialog in the "Gangstas In Space" DLC:
-->''*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and Boss in the river*''\\
'''Andy:''' [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]\\
'''Boss:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Birk, prompting this exchange.
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]\\
'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.
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--->'''Male(3) Boss:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (flatly)]] [[CasualDangerDialog Bollocks]].\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, what did you do?
--->'''Male(3) Boss:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (flatly)]] [[CasualDangerDialog Bollocks]].\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, what did you do?
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* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totally stoned inside the club.
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* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as a sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totally stoned inside the club.
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* The entirety of Gangsters in Space.
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* The entirety of Gangsters Gangstas in Space.
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--->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' Quit being such a fanboy.
* The actor who plays Nightblade hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
* The actor who plays Nightblade hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
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* The actor who plays
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* In the mission Three Way, since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Jane Erye 13 times!\\
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Jane Erye 13 times!\\
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* In the mission Three Way, "Three Way", since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I readJane Erye Literature/JaneEyre 13 times!\\
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read
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** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the VideoGame/{{Zork}} minigame is priceless.
---> Oh no Mr Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
---> Oh no Mr Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
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** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the VideoGame/{{Zork}} ''VideoGame/{{Zork}}'' minigame is priceless.
---> Oh noMr Mr. Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
---> Oh no
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----> What does the writer have against Unicorns?!
*** Male Voice 1(TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick move Unicorn, Dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[spoiler: the Zombie mission.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler: Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?]]\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was [[spoiler: Lin]] back in Stilwater...\\
'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' What?\\
*** Male Voice 1(TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick move Unicorn, Dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[spoiler: the Zombie mission.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler: Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?]]\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was [[spoiler: Lin]] back in Stilwater...\\
'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' What?\\
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----> What does the writer have against Unicorns?!
unicorns?!
*** Male Voice1(TroyBaker)'s 1 (Creator/TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
----> "Dick moveUnicorn, Dick unicorn, dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during[[spoiler: [[ZombieApocalyse the Zombie mission.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler:zombie mission]].
-->'''Viola:''' Like you ever dealt with zombiesbefore!?]]\\
before!?\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was[[spoiler: Lin]] Lin back in Stilwater...\\
'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' '''Viola:''' What?\\
*** Male Voice
----> "Dick move
* A hilarious little call back during
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler:
-->'''Viola:''' Like you ever dealt with zombies
'''Boss:''' Well, there was
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** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzies home, Pierce notice a news paper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "i hope she won't notice" face.
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** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzies Kinzie's home, Pierce notice a news paper newspaper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "i "I hope she won't notice" face.
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* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when [[spoiler: disguised as Temple]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]]
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before [[spoiler: being disguised]]. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]]
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before [[spoiler: being disguised]]. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
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* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when [[spoiler: disguised as Temple]]
Temple.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9MsExample]]
Example]].
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before[[spoiler: being disguised]].disguised. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' --->'''Temple!Boss:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' '''Kia:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' '''Temple!Boss:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' '''Kia:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before
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--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask [[spoiler: Kia]] if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier, is that KIA doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, [[spoiler: Temple!Boss]] will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask [[spoiler: Kia]] if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier, is that KIA doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, [[spoiler: Temple!Boss]] will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
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** The Russian Female Boss will ask
*** What makes it
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers.
** And yes,
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and
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-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' It's like a hellicopter fucked a jet!
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-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' It's Oh, it's like a hellicopter helicopter fucked a jet!
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* In Learning Computer, when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
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* In Learning Computer, "Learning Computer", when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
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'''Pierce''': FakeStatic... Uh Kinzie...FakeStatic...you're breaking up.\\
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'''Pierce''': FakeStatic...*FakeStatic*... Uh Kinzie...FakeStatic...*FakeStatic*...you're breaking up.\\
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*** A few bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''': FakeStatic... It's a...FakeStatic... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...FakeStatic... Yeah...\\
--->'''Fem Boss 1''': FakeStatic... It's a...FakeStatic... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...FakeStatic... Yeah...\\
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*** A few bosses Bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''':FakeStatic...*FakeStatic*... It's a...FakeStatic...*FakeStatic*... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...FakeStatic...*FakeStatic*... Yeah...\\
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'''Fem Boss 1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck …She may try to kill us this time…]]
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'''Fem Boss 1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck …She [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...She may try to kill us this time…]]time...]]
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'''Boss''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ…]]\\
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'''Boss''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ…]]\\Christ...]]\\
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'''Matt''': Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps up, Ho's down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps up, Ho's down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
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'''Matt''': Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re you're someone who’s who's important!
** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimpsup, Up, Ho's down".Down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
** And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps
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** One is also a LampShadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
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** One is also a LampShadeHanging LampshadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
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--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man(singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After [[spoiler: Gat's death]] Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
* After [[spoiler: Gat's death]] Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
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--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man(singing):''' Man (singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After[[spoiler: Gat's death]] death, Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
* After
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** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Burk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
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** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Burk.Birk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
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* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In ''Air Steelport'' [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
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* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In ''Air Steelport'' "Air Steelport" [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
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-->''*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and boss in the river*''\\
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-->''*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and boss Boss in the river*''\\
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* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Burk, prompting this exchange.
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* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Burk, Birk, prompting this exchange.
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* '''[[LargeHam "Hooker assassins??"]]'''
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* '''[[LargeHam "Hooker assassins??"]]'''assassins??"]]'''
* The Genki Manapult, which can suck in people that get caught in its mouth then fire them out of its cannon. The way it looks and what it does is hilarious enough, but then there's the fact that when you get into it, it automatically changes your radio station to Klassic 102.4 and plays "Stars and Stripes Forever".
* The Genki Manapult, which can suck in people that get caught in its mouth then fire them out of its cannon. The way it looks and what it does is hilarious enough, but then there's the fact that when you get into it, it automatically changes your radio station to Klassic 102.4 and plays "Stars and Stripes Forever".
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--->'''Fem Boss 1''' FakeStatic... It's a...FakeStatic... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...FakeStatic... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''' Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck …She may try to kill us this time…]]
'''Kinzie''' Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck …She may try to kill us this time…]]
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--->'''Fem Boss 1''' 1''': FakeStatic... It's a...FakeStatic... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...FakeStatic... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''' '''Kinzie''': Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss1''' 1''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck …She may try to kill us this time…]]
'''Fem Boss
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--->'''Matt''' Having fun yet?\\
'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ…]]\\
'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?\\
'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]\\
'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ…]]\\
'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?\\
'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]\\
'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
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* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
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* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious hilarious; Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
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** The russian woman voice will say, after finishing him off, "Well Johhny, he decided to make a Crepe instead."
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--> '''[=Boss!Cyrus:=]''' Wassup!
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--> '''[=Boss!Cyrus:=]''' Wassup!Wassup!
* '''[[LargeHam "Hooker assassins??"]]'''
* '''[[LargeHam "Hooker assassins??"]]'''
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** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote ''TopGun''.
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** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote ''TopGun''.''Film/TopGun''.
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---->This is so fucking cool.
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--> '''[=FemBoss1!Cyrus:=]''' Wassup!
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--> '''[=FemBoss1!Cyrus:=]''' '''[=Boss!Cyrus:=]''' Wassup!
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** For extra humor, remember that Viola is voiced by porn actress Sasha Grey.
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** For extra humor, remember that Viola is voiced by porn actress Sasha Grey.Grey.
* The things that Boss!Cyrus will say:
--> '''Kia:''' Welcome back sir.
--> '''[=FemBoss1!Cyrus:=]''' Wassup!
* The things that Boss!Cyrus will say:
--> '''Kia:''' Welcome back sir.
--> '''[=FemBoss1!Cyrus:=]''' Wassup!
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--->'''Boss:''' Come on, Z! We've got a rescue to mount.\\
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-->'''Pierce''': How are we gonna find this dude? Look for the cat who's not happy he's chewing on a ball gag?
-->'''Boss''': I don't know, look for the guy with a giant rhinestone Z on his back?
-->'''Pierce''': Fuck out of here man...(spots Zimos, as described) Oh shit, well, that's convenient.
-->'''Boss''': I don't know, look for the guy with a giant rhinestone Z on his back?
-->'''Pierce''': Fuck out of here man...(spots Zimos, as described) Oh shit, well, that's convenient.
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-->'''Pierce''': How are we gonna find this dude? Look for the cat who's not happy he's chewing on a ball gag?
-->'''Boss''':gag?\\
'''Boss''': I don't know, look for the guy with a giant rhinestone Z on hisback?
-->'''Pierce''':back?\\
'''Pierce''': Fuck out of here man...(spots Zimos, as described) Oh shit, well, that's convenient.
-->'''Boss''':
'''Boss''': I don't know, look for the guy with a giant rhinestone Z on his
-->'''Pierce''':
'''Pierce''': Fuck out of here man...(spots Zimos, as described) Oh shit, well, that's convenient.
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-->'''Boss''': A fucking tiger?
-->'''Angel''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything.
-->'''Boss''': A FUCKING TIGER?!
-->'''Angel''': Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered your fear.
-->'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
-->'''Angel''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything.
-->'''Boss''': A FUCKING TIGER?!
-->'''Angel''': Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered your fear.
-->'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
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-->'''Boss''': A fucking tiger?
-->'''Angel''':tiger?\\
'''Angel''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready foranything.
-->'''Boss''':anything.\\
'''Boss''': A FUCKINGTIGER?!
-->'''Angel''':TIGER?!\\
'''Angel''': Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered yourfear.
-->'''Boss''':fear.\\
'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
-->'''Angel''':
'''Angel''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for
-->'''Boss''':
'''Boss''': A FUCKING
-->'''Angel''':
'''Angel''': Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered your
-->'''Boss''':
'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
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-->'''Josh:''' You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''
-->'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?
-->'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
-->'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?
-->'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
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-->'''Josh:''' You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''
-->'''Johnny:'''yourself?''\\
'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be JohnnyGat?
-->'''Josh:'''Gat?\\
'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
-->'''Johnny:'''
'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny
-->'''Josh:'''
'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
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--->'''Boss:''' Bad plan, bad plan.
--->'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!
--->'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
--->'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!
--->'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
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--->'''Boss:''' Bad plan, bad plan.
--->'''Shaundi:'''plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fuckingasshole!
--->'''Boss:'''asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
--->'''Shaundi:'''
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking
--->'''Boss:'''
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
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---> '''Boss:''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.
--->'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!
--->'''Boss:''' But I was right!
--->'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!
--->'''Boss:''' But I was right!
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---> '''Boss:''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.
--->'''Shaundi:'''return.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fuckingasshole!
--->'''Boss:'''asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' But I was right!
--->'''Shaundi:'''
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking
--->'''Boss:'''
'''Boss:''' But I was right!
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--->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?
--->'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
--->'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
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--->'''Zimos:'''
'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
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-->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?
-->'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
-->'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
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-->'''Pierce:'''
'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
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-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.
-->'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.
-->'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
-->'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.
-->'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.
-->'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
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-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.
-->'''Shaundi:'''show.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'mShaundi.
-->'''Burt:'''Shaundi.\\
'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut inperson.
-->'''Shaundi:'''person.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
-->'''Shaundi:'''
'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm
-->'''Burt:'''
'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in
-->'''Shaundi:'''
'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
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** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote TopGun.
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** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote TopGun.''TopGun''.
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--->'''Matt''' Having fun yet?
--->'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ…]]
--->'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?
--->'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]
--->'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
--->'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ…]]
--->'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?
--->'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]
--->'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
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--->'''Matt''' Having fun yet?
--->'''Boss'''yet?\\
'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fuckingChrist…]]
--->'''Matt'''Christ…]]\\
'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg formercy?
--->'''Boss'''mercy?\\
'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuckup!!!]]
--->'''Matt'''up!!!]]\\
'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
--->'''Boss'''
'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking
--->'''Matt'''
'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for
--->'''Boss'''
'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck
--->'''Matt'''
'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
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--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?
--->'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
--->'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
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--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?
--->'''Zimos:'''ammo?\\
'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
--->'''Zimos:'''
'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
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--> '''Zimos''': You know, you're taking this whole naked thing a lot better than I thought you would.
--> '''Boss''': I'm naked?!
--> '''Boss''': I'm naked?!
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-->
'''Boss''': I'm naked?!
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-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.
-->'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]
-->'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
-->'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]
-->'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
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-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.
-->'''Boss:'''fight.\\
'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]
-->'''Shaundi:''']]\\
'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
-->'''Boss:'''
'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
-->'''Shaundi:'''
'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
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-->*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and boss in the river*
-->Andy: [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]
-->Boss: [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
-->Andy: [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]
-->Boss: [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
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-->Andy:
'''Andy:''' [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was
-->Boss:
'''Boss:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
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-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]
-->'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
-->'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
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-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]
-->'''Boss:''']]\\
'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
-->'''Boss:'''
'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
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-->'''Josh''': You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''\\
'''Johnny''': Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?
'''Johnny''': Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?
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'''Johnny''':
-->'''Johnny:''' Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny
-->'''Josh:''' Ultra-post-modernism. I love it.
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** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. S\he goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss''': Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
--->'''Boss''': Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
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** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. S\he She goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss''': --->'''Boss:''' Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:'''plan.
--->'''Shaundi:''' You're a fuckingasshole!\\
'''Boss:'''asshole!
--->'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
'''Shaundi:'''
--->'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking
'''Boss:'''
--->'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
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---> '''Boss''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss''' But I was right!
'''Shaundi''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss''' But I was right!
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---> '''Boss''' '''Boss:''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi'''return.
--->'''Shaundi:''' You're a fuckingasshole!\\
'''Boss'''asshole!
--->'''Boss:''' But I was right!
'''Shaundi'''
--->'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking
'''Boss'''
--->'''Boss:''' But I was right!
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--->'''Shaundi''': I'm not gonna lie - for a minute, I didn't think you'd make it in time.\\
'''Boss''': Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi''': What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss''': That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
'''Boss''': Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi''': What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss''': That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
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--->'''Boss''': I'm going to smash through the cockpit, kill a bunch of them and then parachute out the back.\\
'''Shaundi''': Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss''': Nope.
'''Shaundi''': Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss''': Nope.
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* The trailer for pre order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
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* The trailer for pre order pre-order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
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--->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\
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--->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\Initiative?
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*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him being incredible ugly.
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*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him being incredible incredibly ugly.
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* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totaly stoned inside the club.
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* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totaly totally stoned inside the club.
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'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds]]:''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
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'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds]]:''' Reynolds:]]''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
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--->Oh no Mr Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
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---->"Dick move Unicorn, Dick move."
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---->'''Boss:''' Wait a minute... You watch Nyte Blade?!\\
---->'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
---->'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
---->'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like YOU to appreciate good writing!]]
---->'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
---->'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
---->'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like YOU to appreciate good writing!]]
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** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.
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** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.right.
** For extra humor, remember that Viola is voiced by porn actress Sasha Grey.
** For extra humor, remember that Viola is voiced by porn actress Sasha Grey.
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-->'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
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-->'''Boss''': What the fuck is wrong with you?you?
* It's on the CMOH and CMOA page, but it's this as well. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWUIl8Crvo Lovin' is what I got.]]
* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
** When he hits the bottom, he muses "There must be a St. Crispin's Day joke in here somewhere...". The White voice complains he "should have thought of some Belgian Pancake jokes", while the Black voice [[UnEvilLaugh laughs]] and sarcastically says "WHOOOPS!!!"
* Saints Row: The Third already has one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk in the trailer for the game.]] Saying anything about it would spoil the video; but it is worth every last second.
** And the other "warning trailers" about not doing these things in real life.
* In the beginning of the game, actor Josh Birk wants to tag along with the Saints for a bank robbery to know what it's like. So they rob the bank in giant Johnny Gat bobblehead masks. ''Including Johnny Gat''.
-->'''Josh''': You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''\\
'''Johnny''': Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?
* Judging by the recently release second mission footage, the game seems to be far more lighthearted as opposed to the second game. The Boss and Shaundi share a lot of hilarious banter, and even Johnny has a few moments. Listening to Shaundi scream "ASSHOLE!!!" as The Boss tosses her away, just after catching her in freefall is priceless.
** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. S\he goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss''': Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
** Each voice has slightly different dialogue, the Russian female is unrepentant in her version of the scene.
---> '''Boss''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss''' But I was right!
** Speaking of the Russian boss, she also provides a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome badass]] counterpoint to most of the other characters in one part: Most of the Bosses responses to realizing they're being chased by freefalling Morningstar {{mooks}} is either of [[OhCrap panic]], or [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe disbelief]]. When the first Morningstar mook grabs the Russian boss, she merely growls [[DangerDeadpan "You're getting under my skin..."]] - then after beating his face in with her elbow, grabbing his SMG, and seeing the other Morningstar mooks falling after her, she exclaims[[BloodKnight "Oh good, I get to kill more of them!"]]
** As mentioned in the first paragraph, even Johnny joins in on the fun.
--->'''Shaundi:''' (after being ambushed by Morning Star troops and Gat saying he'll handle them) What about the plane?\\
'''Johnny:''' I'll fly it back to Stilwater.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Johnny, you can't even drive stick! How you gonna fly a plane!?\\
'''Johnny:''' ... Details, details, just cover da Boss.
** Shortly after that:
---> '''Boss:''' (After Gat comes in over the intercom) Great, who gave Gat a mike?
** And shortly after that:
---> '''Johnny:''' I noticed some of our passengers are getting restless, so here's some relaxin' music for you're enjoyment.\\
(Cheesy elevator music plays and the plane shakes violently)\\
'''Johnny:''' Sorry 'bout dat, your captain's having trouble finding the clutch.
** After Kiki and Viola explain that the Saints can live if they turn over two-thirds of their profits to the Syndicate:
--->'''Boss:''' Listen, you French fuck.\\
'''Phillipe:''' Please, I am Belgian.\\
'''Johnny:''' So make yourself a fuckin' waffle! We're done here.
** As the mission continues, this exchange goes on over the intercom:
--->'''Johnny:''' You're gonna pay royal for that, Frenchie. \\
'''Phillipe:''' I am BELGIAN!\\
'''Johnny:''' Same thing!\\
'''Phillipe:''' I am going to cut that disrespectful tongue from your mouth.\\
'''Johnny:''' Oh yeah? You and how many of your... (beat) Oh... that many.
** Finally, as your character has caught Shaundi (during freefall) and deployed his parachute:
--->'''Shaundi''': I'm not gonna lie - for a minute, I didn't think you'd make it in time.\\
'''Boss''': Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi''': What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss''': That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
** The Female 3 voice says this before dropping Shaundi. While the other voices try to make excuses, she says:
--->'''Boss''': I'm going to smash through the cockpit, kill a bunch of them and then parachute out the back.\\
'''Shaundi''': Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss''': Nope.
*** Even better it makes the silence afterwards longer than with the other voices.
* During the mission [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdpnDbBAX8 "Deckers.Die,"]] where you [[BrainUploading upload yourself]] into the [[{{Tron}} Decker's user net]]:
--> '''Kinzie:''' Alright, you should be seeing a visual representation of the Deckers' user net now.\\
'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a fucking toilet, that's what.\\
'''Kinzie:''' Oops, sorry about that, lemme load up another!\\
'''Boss:''' I thought you knew what you were doing?\\
'''Kinzie:''' I haven't finished your avatar yet, that one's just temporary.\\
'''Boss:''' I don't have ''arms''!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Just start moving through the data, I'll sort it out soon.\\
''(The boss then morphs into a blow up doll.)''\\
'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something Kinzie?!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Ugh, stop whining you big baby!
** Later during that mission boss has to play a text-based "choose your own adventure" game to proceed to Matt. This would be funny enough on its own, but Boss will actually give commentary on the players choices.
---> [[HaveANiceDeath "That was a dick move, unicorn!"]]\\
"I'm nimble, dammit!" (after [[EpicFail tripping over a stone on the floor, breaking your neck]])
** Male voice 2's reaction to the option "Look at unicorn".
--->'''Game:'''It looks like a unicorn.\\
'''Boss:''' Fuck you game!
*** Male voice 3's reaction as well:
----> Is there a lower difficulty?
*** The best part of the text adventure? In order to move on in the level, [[spoiler: you have to kill the unicorn.]]
** While fighting through the level, Matt literally invokes [[InterfaceScrew Interface Screw]] - from causing lag, inverting the controls, or (right before the boss fight), causing an error message - probably the most literal [[HeroicBSOD Heroic "Blue Screen Of Death" in a game thus far]]! And then he starts bragging about how he designed a part of the level based on [[ShowWithinAShow a Nyte Blade episode...]] [[TakeThat Familiar]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} much?]]
---->'''Boss:''' Wait a minute... You watch Nyte Blade?!\\
---->'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
---->'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
---->'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like YOU to appreciate good writing!]]
* The trailer for pre order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
* When STAG is first introduced into Steelport:
--->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\
--->'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
** Pretty much ''everything'' Zimos says, due to the fact that A: Every word he utters is in auto-tune, and B: It actually creates music out of his speech. Z-pain in the house, baby.
*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him being incredible ugly.
* Speaking of Zimos, during the [[spoiler:Mission to rescue him from the BDSM club]], one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the cockney male, however...
--> '''Boss:''' Tell me where the manager is, or I'll beat the fuck out of ya.\\
'''Patron:''' OH YES! Please hit me, I've been bad!\\
'''Boss:(complete deadpan)''' Unexpected...
** And once you get down into the [[spoiler: BDSM stable/dungeons/human pony show]] and are looking for Zimos.
--->'''Pierce:''' So how we gonna find this guy? Look for the dude who doesn't look pleased to be wearing a ball gag?\\
'''Boss:''' I dunno, look for the motherfucker with the diamond-encrusted Z on his saddle?\\
'''Pierce:''' Fuck out of here man, do you expect us to find- ''(Spots Zimos)'' Oh. Well that was convenient.
** And for the mission's final trick, you actually have to escape the club [[spoiler:''riding a human pony cart pulled by Zimos, in full BDSM gear, while being chased by the Syndicate, '' '''''who are also riding human pony carts.''''']] You can actually shoot the "drivers," but you can also make them ''explode.''
-->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?
-->'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totaly stoned inside the club.
** Also the female Brute in a cage during the same mission.
*** Pretty sure that's not a ''[[CreepyCrossdresser female]]''.
* The second mission you do for Kinzie, you break into a Deckers base, and Matt and Kinzie have what is only the equivalent to a verbal pissing match on Xbox Live. It's pretty funny.
* '''''A. FUCKING. TIGER?!'''''
** Made even funnier that these escort missions show Boss far more afraid than we've ever seen him\her.
--->I hope it isn't hungry!\\
Angel and I are gonna have to have a little talk after this.\\
Does it ''look'' like the tiger's the one in danger here?! (shouted at animal-rights activists trying to run you down)
* "It's the moment everyone's been waiting for. The Murderbrawl Chainsaw!"
** The fact that the song "You're The Best" starts playing the second you begin your chainsaw massacre also qualifies.
* The entirety of Gangsters in Space.
* TheReveal in the mayor's office:
-->'''The Boss''': (walking in on the mayor making out with a stripper) [[spoiler:Burt fucking Reynolds!?]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds]]:''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
** And at the end of the cutscene, after Boss expresses his/her glee at meeting the mayor:
--->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' Quit being such a fanboy.
* The actor who plays Nightblade hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
-->'''Boss:''' Shaundi was really looking forward to meeting you.\\
'''Birk:''' Shaundi's here? I'll play your game.
** He doesn't play along with being kidnapped for long though.
--->'''Boss:''' Shaundi?\\
'''Pierce:''' Try again man.\\
'''Boss:''' Pierce? I thought I called Shaundi.\\
'''Pierce:''' Oh you did man. She's just too busy holding herself back from killing Birk to answer.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Boss you gotta get me outta here! He's proposed to me six times!\\
'''Boss:''' Shaundi this will all be over soon. Trust me.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Then can I kill him? Please god tell me I can kill him.
** And when s\he meets up with the two Shaundi is still channeling Gat.
--->'''Birk:''' I felt that the moment we met. That connection.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Birk:''' Forbidden love.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Oh my god can I just shoot this guy?
** And when Cyrus appears to take Birk back he offers to lay off the heat on the Saints. Birk though wants to join and again professes his love for Shaundi.
--->Oh, no, no, no. Fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I will lose my damn mind.
* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
** This.
-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.
-->'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.
-->'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
* The "Stay Classy Steelport" achievement, which requires the player to kill enemies using the [[GagPenis "Penetrator" dildo bat]] and the [[{{Fartillery}} "Fart In A Jar"]] exclusively.
* In the mission Three Way, since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Jane Erye 13 times!\\
'''Male Voice 2:''' I have an irrational fear of bees!\\
'''Male Voice 3:''' I call chips "fries!"\\
'''Female Voice 1:''' I'm on a Co-Ed Curling Team!\\
'''Female Voice 2:''' ''(Proudly)'' I want to have sex with Pierce in front of a live studio audience...\\
'''Female Voice 3:''' I collect glass unicorns!\\
'''Pierce:''' ''(In a TMI tone)'' Good to know.
** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the VideoGame/{{Zork}} minigame is priceless.
--->Oh no Mr Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
*** Female voice 1 after the unicorn kills her:
----> And my childhood has just been crushed...
*** Female 1 is good too after you kill it.
----> What does the writer have against Unicorns?!
*** Male Voice 1(TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
---->"Dick move Unicorn, Dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[spoiler: the Zombie mission.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler: Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?]]\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was [[spoiler: Lin]] back in Stilwater...\\
'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' What?\\
'''Boss:''' Nothing, it's...a long story.
** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzies home, Pierce notice a news paper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "i hope she won't notice" face.
* Pierce finding a Penetrator (A ''giant dildo bat'') at Kinzie's place, and messing with the boss.
** Not to mention his poker face when Kinzie finally turns to look at the two clowns, and he's (very badly) attempting to hide it behind his back.
* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when [[spoiler: disguised as Temple]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]]
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before [[spoiler: being disguised]]. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** Female Voice 1 will blurt out this gem:
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask [[spoiler: Kia]] if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier, is that KIA doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, [[spoiler: Temple!Boss]] will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
* Male Voice 2's reaction to switching from hover mode to flight mode in the VTOL.
-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' It's like a hellicopter fucked a jet!
** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote TopGun.
--->Whoooa, Daaanger Zoooooone!!!!!!
---->This is so fucking cool.
* In Learning Computer, when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
-->'''Kinzie''': Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!\\
'''Boss''': Ok, ok... we won't use the tank.\\
'''Pierce''': Really?\\
'''Boss''': Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
** But Kinzie has access to all the traffic cameras.
--->'''Kinzie''': Okay, following the truck on the street cams, and... oh god, '''what the hell are you doing'''?!\\
'''Pierce''': ...Going after the truck.\\
'''Kinzie''': I said '''DON'T''' use the tank!\\
'''Boss''': Relax, we won't use the cannon.\\
'''Pierce''': FakeStatic... Uh Kinzie...FakeStatic...you're breaking up.\\
'''Kinzie''': No I'm not! You're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
*** A few bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''' FakeStatic... It's a...FakeStatic... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...FakeStatic... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''' Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck …She may try to kill us this time…]]
** Oh, and if you don't shoot out the tires on the truck immediately, you get this:
--->'''Matt''' Having fun yet?
--->'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ…]]
--->'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?
--->'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]
--->'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps up, Ho's down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
-->'''Boss:''' It's like living inside a rainbow!
** One is also a LampShadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?
--->'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
** During the mission, the Boss and Zimos share some very... entertaining dialogue.
--> '''Zimos''': You know, you're taking this whole naked thing a lot better than I thought you would.
--> '''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for "Cement Shoes: The Musical" is pretty funny.
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man(singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After [[spoiler: Gat's death]] Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
-->'''Shaundi:''' You can't be serious.\\
'''Boss:''' What's wrong with that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' Getting shot comes to mind.\\
'''Boss:''' We could raise money by having you turning out tricks.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Also a shitty idea.\\
'''Boss:''' You could always get into the Feel Boss business.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Not cool.\\
'''Boss:''' I'm just throwing out options here.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Alright, alright, we'll pick a fight with the military.\\
'''Boss:''' Atta girl.
** The Boss' lines change with every type of voice for him or her. Seriously, there's some really cool stuff there and it's worth playing through with each voice just to hear them all.
** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Burk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.
-->'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]
-->'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
* After [[{{GIFT}} Matt]] boasts about how powerful he is, Boss will retort by challenging him to buy a pack of cigarettes. [[InsaneTrollLogic Matt thinks s\he's being ageist in saying this.]]
* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In ''Air Steelport'' [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
-->'''Viola:''' Almost forgot.\\
'''Boss:''' Is it important?\\
'''Viola:''' Try and stay in the plane this time.
** Then Boss blows up the cockpit.
--->'''Female(1) Boss:''' Not cool, plane.\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, [[WhatAnIdiot what did you do?]]
* This part is just funny for some people. In the second game Latin Boss might brag about having the biggest balls in Stillwater. She returns in the third game and in a bid to get to a fleeing Loren she has this giant office ornament ripped out of the ceiling. As it falls a Brute will try and fight her, and she'll go, "Who said you could play with my ball?"
* Pretty much anything the announcers say during "Genkibowl VII" is hilarious.
* After saving Zimos from [[spoiler: the gimp show at Safeword]], him and the Boss share a nice bit of banter while driving to Angel's casino.
--->'''Boss:''' Come on, Z! We've got a rescue to mount.\\
'''Zimos:''' ''Don't'' say "mount."\\
'''Boss:''' I take it "saddle up" is out of the question?\\
'''Zimos:''' If you didn't just bust me out, I'd be walking the other way.
* In a nice shout to the second game, early on, the Boss and Pierce will sing along with "What I Got" by Sublime on the radio. All Boss voices sing along, including [[TheUnintelligible the Zombie voice]].
* Andy Zhen may be a complete asshole, but he has some of the best dialog in the "Gangstas In Space" DLC:
-->*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and boss in the river*
-->Andy: [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]
-->Boss: [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Burk, prompting this exchange.
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]
-->'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.
* It's on the CMOH and CMOA page, but it's this as well. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWUIl8Crvo Lovin' is what I got.]]
* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
** When he hits the bottom, he muses "There must be a St. Crispin's Day joke in here somewhere...". The White voice complains he "should have thought of some Belgian Pancake jokes", while the Black voice [[UnEvilLaugh laughs]] and sarcastically says "WHOOOPS!!!"
* Saints Row: The Third already has one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk in the trailer for the game.]] Saying anything about it would spoil the video; but it is worth every last second.
** And the other "warning trailers" about not doing these things in real life.
* In the beginning of the game, actor Josh Birk wants to tag along with the Saints for a bank robbery to know what it's like. So they rob the bank in giant Johnny Gat bobblehead masks. ''Including Johnny Gat''.
-->'''Josh''': You're going to rob a bank ''dressed as yourself?''\\
'''Johnny''': Hell yeah! Who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?
* Judging by the recently release second mission footage, the game seems to be far more lighthearted as opposed to the second game. The Boss and Shaundi share a lot of hilarious banter, and even Johnny has a few moments. Listening to Shaundi scream "ASSHOLE!!!" as The Boss tosses her away, just after catching her in freefall is priceless.
** That's toss her away after jumping out of a plane. S\he goes back for her after dealing with the Syndicate.
--->'''Boss''': Bad plan, bad plan.\\
'''Shaundi:''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss:''' Okay. I guess I deserved that.
** Each voice has slightly different dialogue, the Russian female is unrepentant in her version of the scene.
---> '''Boss''' *Catches Shaundi* I return.\\
'''Shaundi''' You're a fucking asshole!\\
'''Boss''' But I was right!
** Speaking of the Russian boss, she also provides a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome badass]] counterpoint to most of the other characters in one part: Most of the Bosses responses to realizing they're being chased by freefalling Morningstar {{mooks}} is either of [[OhCrap panic]], or [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe disbelief]]. When the first Morningstar mook grabs the Russian boss, she merely growls [[DangerDeadpan "You're getting under my skin..."]] - then after beating his face in with her elbow, grabbing his SMG, and seeing the other Morningstar mooks falling after her, she exclaims[[BloodKnight "Oh good, I get to kill more of them!"]]
** As mentioned in the first paragraph, even Johnny joins in on the fun.
--->'''Shaundi:''' (after being ambushed by Morning Star troops and Gat saying he'll handle them) What about the plane?\\
'''Johnny:''' I'll fly it back to Stilwater.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Johnny, you can't even drive stick! How you gonna fly a plane!?\\
'''Johnny:''' ... Details, details, just cover da Boss.
** Shortly after that:
---> '''Boss:''' (After Gat comes in over the intercom) Great, who gave Gat a mike?
** And shortly after that:
---> '''Johnny:''' I noticed some of our passengers are getting restless, so here's some relaxin' music for you're enjoyment.\\
(Cheesy elevator music plays and the plane shakes violently)\\
'''Johnny:''' Sorry 'bout dat, your captain's having trouble finding the clutch.
** After Kiki and Viola explain that the Saints can live if they turn over two-thirds of their profits to the Syndicate:
--->'''Boss:''' Listen, you French fuck.\\
'''Phillipe:''' Please, I am Belgian.\\
'''Johnny:''' So make yourself a fuckin' waffle! We're done here.
** As the mission continues, this exchange goes on over the intercom:
--->'''Johnny:''' You're gonna pay royal for that, Frenchie. \\
'''Phillipe:''' I am BELGIAN!\\
'''Johnny:''' Same thing!\\
'''Phillipe:''' I am going to cut that disrespectful tongue from your mouth.\\
'''Johnny:''' Oh yeah? You and how many of your... (beat) Oh... that many.
** Finally, as your character has caught Shaundi (during freefall) and deployed his parachute:
--->'''Shaundi''': I'm not gonna lie - for a minute, I didn't think you'd make it in time.\\
'''Boss''': Are you kidding me? I'd never let my girl fa--...wait, what is that?\\
'''Shaundi''': What is ''what?''\\
'''Boss''': That plane is... okay, don't freak out or anything, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck but I think that plane is gonna try and ram us]].
** The Female 3 voice says this before dropping Shaundi. While the other voices try to make excuses, she says:
--->'''Boss''': I'm going to smash through the cockpit, kill a bunch of them and then parachute out the back.\\
'''Shaundi''': Don't you mean we?\\
'''Boss''': Nope.
*** Even better it makes the silence afterwards longer than with the other voices.
* During the mission [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdpnDbBAX8 "Deckers.Die,"]] where you [[BrainUploading upload yourself]] into the [[{{Tron}} Decker's user net]]:
--> '''Kinzie:''' Alright, you should be seeing a visual representation of the Deckers' user net now.\\
'''Boss:''' Know what I see Kinzie? I am a fucking toilet, that's what.\\
'''Kinzie:''' Oops, sorry about that, lemme load up another!\\
'''Boss:''' I thought you knew what you were doing?\\
'''Kinzie:''' I haven't finished your avatar yet, that one's just temporary.\\
'''Boss:''' I don't have ''arms''!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Just start moving through the data, I'll sort it out soon.\\
''(The boss then morphs into a blow up doll.)''\\
'''Boss:''' This isn't much better! Are you trying to tell me something Kinzie?!\\
'''Kinzie:''' Ugh, stop whining you big baby!
** Later during that mission boss has to play a text-based "choose your own adventure" game to proceed to Matt. This would be funny enough on its own, but Boss will actually give commentary on the players choices.
---> [[HaveANiceDeath "That was a dick move, unicorn!"]]\\
"I'm nimble, dammit!" (after [[EpicFail tripping over a stone on the floor, breaking your neck]])
** Male voice 2's reaction to the option "Look at unicorn".
--->'''Game:'''It looks like a unicorn.\\
'''Boss:''' Fuck you game!
*** Male voice 3's reaction as well:
----> Is there a lower difficulty?
*** The best part of the text adventure? In order to move on in the level, [[spoiler: you have to kill the unicorn.]]
** While fighting through the level, Matt literally invokes [[InterfaceScrew Interface Screw]] - from causing lag, inverting the controls, or (right before the boss fight), causing an error message - probably the most literal [[HeroicBSOD Heroic "Blue Screen Of Death" in a game thus far]]! And then he starts bragging about how he designed a part of the level based on [[ShowWithinAShow a Nyte Blade episode...]] [[TakeThat Familiar]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} much?]]
---->'''Boss:''' Wait a minute... You watch Nyte Blade?!\\
---->'''Matt:''' [[PurpleProse It represents man's inhumanity to man...]]\\
---->'''Boss:''' NOOO, It's a shitty vampire show!\\
---->'''Matt:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I don't expect a]] [[PrecisionFStrike chuckle-fuck]] [[SophisticatedAsHell like YOU to appreciate good writing!]]
* The trailer for pre order content warns that the rapidly changing lights may cause seizures. The trailer itself pulls out all the stops in a bit to do just that.
* When STAG is first introduced into Steelport:
--->'''Boss:''' What the hell is the STAG Initiative?\\
--->'''Zimos:''' If it's "free porn for everyone," I am down.
** Pretty much ''everything'' Zimos says, due to the fact that A: Every word he utters is in auto-tune, and B: It actually creates music out of his speech. Z-pain in the house, baby.
*** His reaction to Boss calling the painting of him being incredible ugly.
* Speaking of Zimos, during the [[spoiler:Mission to rescue him from the BDSM club]], one has to interrogate a [[TooKinkyToTorture patron of the club]]. Most of the PC's utterances are degrees of disgust. If playing as the cockney male, however...
--> '''Boss:''' Tell me where the manager is, or I'll beat the fuck out of ya.\\
'''Patron:''' OH YES! Please hit me, I've been bad!\\
'''Boss:(complete deadpan)''' Unexpected...
** And once you get down into the [[spoiler: BDSM stable/dungeons/human pony show]] and are looking for Zimos.
--->'''Pierce:''' So how we gonna find this guy? Look for the dude who doesn't look pleased to be wearing a ball gag?\\
'''Boss:''' I dunno, look for the motherfucker with the diamond-encrusted Z on his saddle?\\
'''Pierce:''' Fuck out of here man, do you expect us to find- ''(Spots Zimos)'' Oh. Well that was convenient.
** And for the mission's final trick, you actually have to escape the club [[spoiler:''riding a human pony cart pulled by Zimos, in full BDSM gear, while being chased by the Syndicate, '' '''''who are also riding human pony carts.''''']] You can actually shoot the "drivers," but you can also make them ''explode.''
-->'''Zimos:''' This is a rescue, right; this ain't some elaborate setup for a gangbang?
-->'''Pierce:''' Why you gotta put that image in my head bro?
* You later visit the same Club again when trying to free several prostitutes. The plan involves faking to sell Boss as sex slave. We don't know how well the plan went because the next thing we see is Boss naked and totaly stoned inside the club.
** Also the female Brute in a cage during the same mission.
*** Pretty sure that's not a ''[[CreepyCrossdresser female]]''.
* The second mission you do for Kinzie, you break into a Deckers base, and Matt and Kinzie have what is only the equivalent to a verbal pissing match on Xbox Live. It's pretty funny.
* '''''A. FUCKING. TIGER?!'''''
** Made even funnier that these escort missions show Boss far more afraid than we've ever seen him\her.
--->I hope it isn't hungry!\\
Angel and I are gonna have to have a little talk after this.\\
Does it ''look'' like the tiger's the one in danger here?! (shouted at animal-rights activists trying to run you down)
* "It's the moment everyone's been waiting for. The Murderbrawl Chainsaw!"
** The fact that the song "You're The Best" starts playing the second you begin your chainsaw massacre also qualifies.
* The entirety of Gangsters in Space.
* TheReveal in the mayor's office:
-->'''The Boss''': (walking in on the mayor making out with a stripper) [[spoiler:Burt fucking Reynolds!?]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Burt Reynolds]]:''' Who else could keep this town running? Besides, I love my constituents.
** And at the end of the cutscene, after Boss expresses his/her glee at meeting the mayor:
--->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' Quit being such a fanboy.
* The actor who plays Nightblade hitting on Shaundi. All of it.
-->'''Boss:''' Shaundi was really looking forward to meeting you.\\
'''Birk:''' Shaundi's here? I'll play your game.
** He doesn't play along with being kidnapped for long though.
--->'''Boss:''' Shaundi?\\
'''Pierce:''' Try again man.\\
'''Boss:''' Pierce? I thought I called Shaundi.\\
'''Pierce:''' Oh you did man. She's just too busy holding herself back from killing Birk to answer.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Boss you gotta get me outta here! He's proposed to me six times!\\
'''Boss:''' Shaundi this will all be over soon. Trust me.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Then can I kill him? Please god tell me I can kill him.
** And when s\he meets up with the two Shaundi is still channeling Gat.
--->'''Birk:''' I felt that the moment we met. That connection.\\
'''Shaundi:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Birk:''' Forbidden love.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Oh my god can I just shoot this guy?
** And when Cyrus appears to take Birk back he offers to lay off the heat on the Saints. Birk though wants to join and again professes his love for Shaundi.
--->Oh, no, no, no. Fuck no. Don't even think about keeping that prick around. I will lose my damn mind.
* Homies talk among themselves now and certain combinations can be hilarious Such as Josh Birk with Shaundi or The Mayor, though the three together turn Josh into a total ButtMonkey if he wasn't already.
** This.
-->'''Burt:''' Hey, you're that girl with the reality show.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Yeah I'm Shaundi.
-->'''Burt:''' You know you look less like a slut in person.
-->'''Shaundi:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise ...thanks?]]
* The "Stay Classy Steelport" achievement, which requires the player to kill enemies using the [[GagPenis "Penetrator" dildo bat]] and the [[{{Fartillery}} "Fart In A Jar"]] exclusively.
* In the mission Three Way, since they might die Pierce says they should say anything they want to get off their chest. Oleg mentions he's in love with Kinzie, while Boss, well...
-->'''Male Voice 1:''' I read Jane Erye 13 times!\\
'''Male Voice 2:''' I have an irrational fear of bees!\\
'''Male Voice 3:''' I call chips "fries!"\\
'''Female Voice 1:''' I'm on a Co-Ed Curling Team!\\
'''Female Voice 2:''' ''(Proudly)'' I want to have sex with Pierce in front of a live studio audience...\\
'''Female Voice 3:''' I collect glass unicorns!\\
'''Pierce:''' ''(In a TMI tone)'' Good to know.
** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the VideoGame/{{Zork}} minigame is priceless.
--->Oh no Mr Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.
*** Female voice 1 after the unicorn kills her:
----> And my childhood has just been crushed...
*** Female 1 is good too after you kill it.
----> What does the writer have against Unicorns?!
*** Male Voice 1(TroyBaker)'s line about the unicorn is hilarious as well.
---->"Dick move Unicorn, Dick move."
* A hilarious little call back during [[spoiler: the Zombie mission.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' [[spoiler: Like you ever dealt with zombies before!?]]\\
'''Boss:''' Well, there was [[spoiler: Lin]] back in Stilwater...\\
'''[[spoiler: Viola:]]''' What?\\
'''Boss:''' Nothing, it's...a long story.
** She seems to become a running gag. When Pierce and Boss visit Kinzies home, Pierce notice a news paper article about her on a wall. Pierce quickly removes it with a "i hope she won't notice" face.
* Pierce finding a Penetrator (A ''giant dildo bat'') at Kinzie's place, and messing with the boss.
** Not to mention his poker face when Kinzie finally turns to look at the two clowns, and he's (very badly) attempting to hide it behind his back.
* The Boss' incredibly bad acting when [[spoiler: disguised as Temple]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-7iPSo9Ms Example]]
** The best part is that it varies depending on the voice your boss had before [[spoiler: being disguised]]. For example with the Cockney Boss:
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' So, how are you finding Steelport?\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' It's disgusting.\\
'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I agree, I'm more of a Stilwater bloke m'self.\\
'''[[spoiler: Kia]]:''' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "Bloke"?]]
** Female Voice 1 will blurt out this gem:
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' I like men.
** The Russian Female Boss will ask [[spoiler: Kia]] if she favors Pierce, while Male Voice 2...
--->'''[[spoiler: Temple!Boss]]:''' Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?!
*** What makes it funnier, is that KIA doesn't mind and says she's more than willing to follow that order.
** Also what ever respect or taunt you had before starting the mission is still usable, which means you can make Cyrus do a Cancan or act as if he is taking a dumb right infront of all soldiers. Sadly it would have been too much work to give him the lines for them.
** And yes, [[spoiler: Temple!Boss]] will also speak in the [[TheUnintelligible Zombie voice]] if you so choose.
* Finding the different "machines" inside the containers during the Ho Boat missions and Boss reaction towards them. Likewise when trying to escape with the girls, one can be seen hanging onto the container with one hand, the whole flight long.
* Male Voice 2's reaction to switching from hover mode to flight mode in the VTOL.
-->'''Male Voice 2 Boss:''' It's like a hellicopter fucked a jet!
** Any of the voices when they discover jet mode is a Crowning Moment of Funny\Awesome. Half of them quote TopGun.
--->Whoooa, Daaanger Zoooooone!!!!!!
---->This is so fucking cool.
* In Learning Computer, when the Deckers move the computer out on a flatbed truck, Pierce and Male Voice 1 Boss decide to give chase the only way two gangster bros know how: in a tank.
-->'''Kinzie''': Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!\\
'''Boss''': Ok, ok... we won't use the tank.\\
'''Pierce''': Really?\\
'''Boss''': Fuck no, we're getting our tank on.
** But Kinzie has access to all the traffic cameras.
--->'''Kinzie''': Okay, following the truck on the street cams, and... oh god, '''what the hell are you doing'''?!\\
'''Pierce''': ...Going after the truck.\\
'''Kinzie''': I said '''DON'T''' use the tank!\\
'''Boss''': Relax, we won't use the cannon.\\
'''Pierce''': FakeStatic... Uh Kinzie...FakeStatic...you're breaking up.\\
'''Kinzie''': No I'm not! You're just using your mouth to pretend like you are!
*** A few bosses try to jump on the "fake static train" with Pierce... and then express something along the lines of [[OhCrap "Oh Crap" when they realize]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes Kinzie really IS pissed off...]]
--->'''Fem Boss 1''' FakeStatic... It's a...FakeStatic... [[BlatantLies solar flare]]...FakeStatic... Yeah...\\
'''Kinzie''' Urgh! Use the machine gun then, NOT the cannon! \\
'''Fem Boss 1''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck …She may try to kill us this time…]]
** Oh, and if you don't shoot out the tires on the truck immediately, you get this:
--->'''Matt''' Having fun yet?
--->'''Boss''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Jesus fucking Christ…]]
--->'''Matt''' You and that slag Kensington ready to beg for mercy?
--->'''Boss''' How about you [[ShutUpHannibal shut the fuck up!!!]]
--->'''Matt''' Look at you, puffing your chest like you’re someone who’s important!
And the fact you hear it in Matt's normal voice, rather than over the radio, implies HE'S the one driving the truck! One would wonder [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim why the Boss didn't kill his cyberpunk ass when all the tires got shot out]], [[WildMassGuessing but my personal theory is that they decided to hang Matt by his underpants from a lamppost instead.]]
* The unique things The Boss says, while enjoying his/her drugged state, during "Pimps up, Ho's down". Doubly funny because he/she's butt naked and gunning down enemies. Like Female Voice 1.
-->'''Boss:''' It's like living inside a rainbow!
** One is also a LampShadeHanging when Zimos gives Boss his/her guns back:
--->'''Boss:''' But where do I put all that ammo?
--->'''Zimos:''' I'll let you figure that out, baby! I'd rather not know...
** During the mission, the Boss and Zimos share some very... entertaining dialogue.
--> '''Zimos''': You know, you're taking this whole naked thing a lot better than I thought you would.
--> '''Boss''': I'm naked?!
* The radio ad for "Cement Shoes: The Musical" is pretty funny.
--> '''[[SoBadItsGood Man(singing):''' "I can hide a boooodddy, but I can't hide my feelings... for YOOOOOOOUUUU!"]]
* After [[spoiler: Gat's death]] Shaundi is ready for action. When Boss takes up her sarcastic comment to get guns from the armory she gets second thoughts.
-->'''Shaundi:''' You can't be serious.\\
'''Boss:''' What's wrong with that?\\
'''Shaundi:''' Getting shot comes to mind.\\
'''Boss:''' We could raise money by having you turning out tricks.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Also a shitty idea.\\
'''Boss:''' You could always get into the Feel Boss business.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Not cool.\\
'''Boss:''' I'm just throwing out options here.\\
'''Shaundi:''' Alright, alright, we'll pick a fight with the military.\\
'''Boss:''' Atta girl.
** The Boss' lines change with every type of voice for him or her. Seriously, there's some really cool stuff there and it's worth playing through with each voice just to hear them all.
** Other options include arguing that raiding an armory is nothing compared to the shit they've pulled, claiming reality TV had made her soft, comparing her to Pierce and the idea that she'll end up with Josh Burk. Then they get to the armory where one voice in particular is drooling over the bomb.
-->'''Shaundi:''' Look at the size of that thing. Bet that's a hell of a way to end a gun fight.
-->'''Boss:''' [[CargoShip It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.]]
-->'''Shaundi:''' Heh, yeah, right. {{Beat}} Wait, you're serious aren't you?
* After [[{{GIFT}} Matt]] boasts about how powerful he is, Boss will retort by challenging him to buy a pack of cigarettes. [[InsaneTrollLogic Matt thinks s\he's being ageist in saying this.]]
* in the second mission Boss bails out of the Syndicate plane as described above. In ''Air Steelport'' [[HeelFaceTurn Viola]] is there when Boss hijacks a STAG plane.
-->'''Viola:''' Almost forgot.\\
'''Boss:''' Is it important?\\
'''Viola:''' Try and stay in the plane this time.
** Then Boss blows up the cockpit.
--->'''Female(1) Boss:''' Not cool, plane.\\
'''Viola:''' Oh god, [[WhatAnIdiot what did you do?]]
* This part is just funny for some people. In the second game Latin Boss might brag about having the biggest balls in Stillwater. She returns in the third game and in a bid to get to a fleeing Loren she has this giant office ornament ripped out of the ceiling. As it falls a Brute will try and fight her, and she'll go, "Who said you could play with my ball?"
* Pretty much anything the announcers say during "Genkibowl VII" is hilarious.
* After saving Zimos from [[spoiler: the gimp show at Safeword]], him and the Boss share a nice bit of banter while driving to Angel's casino.
--->'''Boss:''' Come on, Z! We've got a rescue to mount.\\
'''Zimos:''' ''Don't'' say "mount."\\
'''Boss:''' I take it "saddle up" is out of the question?\\
'''Zimos:''' If you didn't just bust me out, I'd be walking the other way.
* In a nice shout to the second game, early on, the Boss and Pierce will sing along with "What I Got" by Sublime on the radio. All Boss voices sing along, including [[TheUnintelligible the Zombie voice]].
* Andy Zhen may be a complete asshole, but he has some of the best dialog in the "Gangstas In Space" DLC:
-->*After Jenny misses an impossible stunt jump and lands her and boss in the river*
-->Andy: [[TooDumbToLive "A child could have made that jump!]] [[RefugeInAudacity A handicapped child! Who was blind!"]]
-->Boss: [[EvenEvilHasStandards "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! NO ONE COULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP!"]]
* In a bid to get at STAG the Boss has Viola dress as a naughty nun to get at David Bore...Josh Burk, prompting this exchange.
-->'''Viola:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I didn't get a masters degree in economics to look like a slut.]]
-->'''Boss:''' No, that's what the implants are for.
** Female 1 asks Viola what she ''did'' get a masters in economics for, in a tone suggesting that she'll find the answer funny. Viola doesn't answer, which to this troper, proved Boss right.
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* This exchange at the start of Angel's final mission, concerning how the Boss had to drive around with a tiger in the previous mission.
-->'''Boss''': A fucking tiger?
-->'''Boss''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything.
-->'''Boss''': A FUCKING TIGER?!
-->'''Angel''': Don't lose the message in the method. You mastered your fear.
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* This exchange at the start of Angel's final mission, concerning how the Boss had to drive around with a tiger in the previous mission.
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-->'''Boss''': If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything.
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-->'''Boss''':Like I don't know, look for the guy with a giant rhinestone Z on his back?
-->'''Pierce''':Man, what the f- Fuck out of here man...(spots Zimos, as described) Oh shit, well, that's convenient.
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