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** So what does Sabrina do the next day? She tells Libby she won a scholarship and she'd move to another school. [[FauxHorrific Libby gets horrified and rushes to see Mr. Kraft to stop it from happening.]]
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** So what does Sabrina do the next day? She tells Libby she won a scholarship she's now got enough credits to graduate and she'd move to another school."no more high school". [[FauxHorrific Libby gets horrified and rushes to see Mr. Kraft to stop it from happening.]]
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[[AC: Episode 11 - "Salem & Juliette"]]
* Salem is incredibly turned on by the fact that Juliette tried to take over the entire universe!
** Considering they were in the same class, it begs the question what kind of school they went to.
* In the flashback of Salem being wedgied, TheBully Billy Ludo tries to start a chant but pauses when trying to find a word that rhymes with "weenie".
--> "Salem is a weenie! He's hanging by his...(''extremely long pause'') heenie!"
* Sabrina and Mrs Quick have an anonymous informant who just goes by 'Sore Throat'. He postpones his meeting with them because he has a (you guessed it) sore throat.
[[AC: Episode 12 - "Sabrina, Nipping At Your Nose"]]
* Sabrina gets quite vindictive taunting the snowstorm.
--> "No two snowflakes are alike? You're all united in a mission to ruin my Christmas!"
* And of course Sabrina's spell to stop the snow just turns ''her'' into a snowman.
* Salem subscribes to get the Twelve Days of Christmas literally. Such highlights include:
** Danny Patridge in a pear tree.
** Two turtles with dove wings glued on.
** A trio of GossipyHens from France under hairdryers.
** Nine ladies dancing very loudly offscreen on the second floor.
** And finally...
--> '''Salem:''' "Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping...one cat [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor crumbling]]."
[[AC: Episode 13 - "Now You See Her, Now You Don't"]]
* After taking a sip of the shake to make her lose weight, Sabrina compares it to ipecac.
* When Zelda catches sight of her reflection in the enchanted mirror, she initially panics that she's inherited "the Spellman gene for a keister the size of Manhattan!"
** And even once she realises it's a spell, she notes "the insecurity about my butt won't go away".
* The magic camera unfortunately catches Mrs Quick and makes her balloon out. Luckily the woman just assumes she had one of her many allergic reactions.
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* Sabrina's emotional epiphany at the end of the episode has her trying to give a WorldOfCardboardSpeech while Harvey tries to take her to the nurse for a concussion.
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* Sabrina's emotional epiphany at the end of the episode has her trying to give a WorldOfCardboardSpeech RousingSpeech while Harvey tries to take her to the nurse for a concussion.
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--> '''Mr Pool:''' [[DeaderThanDisco Point taken]].
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--> '''Mr Pool:''' [[DeaderThanDisco [[DiscoSucks Point taken]].
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar in the courtroom. Libby says that Jenny was with Adam - ''unescorted''. Cue Mr Pool saying "how unseemly".
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar in the courtroom. Libby says that Jenny was with Adam - ''unescorted''. Cue Mr Pool saying "how unseemly".
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--> "Oh look, your hair's down again. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I guess everything eventually loses the battle with gravity.]]"
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--> "Oh look, your hair's down again. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I guess everything eventually loses the battle with gravity.]]""
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* Teenage!Kraft trolling Libby by playing piggie in the middle with the form she wanted him to sign. Harvey throws it and it ends up in someone's soup. Jenna Leigh Green's delivery of "eww!" as she picks it up out of the sauce is brilliant.
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* Teenage!Kraft trolling Libby by playing piggie in the middle with the form she wanted him to sign. Harvey throws it and it ends up in someone's soup. Jenna Leigh Green's Creator/JennaLeighGreen's delivery of "eww!" as she picks it up out of the sauce is brilliant.
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** And after they escape from his house, cut to Hilda in the kitchen wailing "ow, my ''head''". It's Caroline Rhea's delivery that makes it.
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** And after they escape from his house, cut to Hilda in the kitchen wailing "ow, my ''head''". It's Caroline Rhea's Creator/CarolineRhea's delivery that makes it.
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** There's also the bit where, when they scream it at Salem after he speaks up for the first time around them, he responds in a mocking tone "Pilgrim! Pilgrim!"
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[[AC: Episode 10 - "Ice Station Sabrina"]]
* Sabrina repeatedly has to cover up Salem's whimpering as her own.
* The aunts try to practice their survival skills by using a tent, and they end up trapping themselves inside it until Brad's [[spoiler: step-]]father arrives.
* Hilda also spends the majority of her screentime making fun of Mr Alasero's RatedMForManly attitude, referring to black coffee as "the hard stuff".
* Sabrina randomly whacking the radio causes it to work, prompting her to {{Squee}} "and they say violence never solves anything."
* The aunts trying to fix the tyres on the jeep. Hilda snarks "I'm not getting you anything for your birthday."
** Then when the truck gets free, it sprays mud all over them.
--> '''Hilda:''' And ''nothing'' for Christmas!
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* Mortimer's attempts to bring back Salem. He has a whole collection of people mistakenly conjured up - a man waiting for his CAT scan, a Catskills comedian, two women with 'Cat' as a last name [[OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and Martha Washington]]. The aunts have no explanation for this.
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* Mortimer's attempts to bring back Salem. He has a whole collection of people mistakenly conjured up - a man waiting for his CAT scan, a Catskills comedian, two women with 'Cat' as a last name [[OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers name, and Martha Washington]].Washington. The aunts have no explanation for this.
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* The final moment where it turns out that Salem used the last of Zsa Zsa's Ambition products and is trying to talk to UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump, only to get put on hold.
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** TheStinger has her reading through some more silly Other Realm rules - making it seem like a SpoofAesop of various educational shows that came out in the 90s. The rules include 'All witches must eat their carrots', 'Bats may not be kept as pets', '[[HypocriticalHumour Not using double negatives will be disallowed]]', 'All children under ten must be accompanied by monkeys', '[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall No switching channels between programmes]]' and 'All rules must have a beginning, middle and an end, [[OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except...]]'. The Rule Bearer herself doesn't understand the last one.
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** TheStinger has her reading through some more silly Other Realm rules - making it seem like a SpoofAesop of various educational shows that came out in the 90s. The rules include 'All witches must eat their carrots', 'Bats may not be kept as pets', '[[HypocriticalHumour Not using double negatives will be disallowed]]', 'All children under ten must be accompanied by monkeys', '[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall No switching channels between programmes]]' and 'All rules must have a beginning, middle and an end, [[OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except...]]'.'. The Rule Bearer herself doesn't understand the last one.
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* Valerie alludes to being fired as a camp counsellor after only two days.
--> "and they eventually found those kids."
* The two girls also end up with nametags that read 'Salinas' and 'Fred'. Which Mrs Papowski calls them anyway. And [[BrickJoke episodes later]], she still calls Sabrina by that name.
--> "and they eventually found those kids."
* The two girls also end up with nametags that read 'Salinas' and 'Fred'. Which Mrs Papowski calls them anyway. And [[BrickJoke episodes later]], she still calls Sabrina by that name.
* Mr Kraft also follows this by burping over the intercom. An irritated Mrs Quick grumbles that he earns "three times" what she does.
* There's also his off-screen mooning of the stranded ski trip attendees after realising he didn't hire the bus.
* There's also his off-screen mooning of the stranded ski trip attendees after realising he didn't hire the bus.
* Sabrina must treat her finger flu by sticking her finger in chicken soup.
* Mrs Quick sees Sabrina's swollen finger and suggests Sabrina see "some sort of surgeon" about it.
* Mrs Quick sees Sabrina's swollen finger and suggests Sabrina see "some sort of surgeon" about it.
* While she has Sabrina's magic, Mrs Quick tells a student to stop running in the hall. He gets frozen to the spot, and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent other students are seen trying to unstick his feet]].
* The aunts also create a fog to surround the house and hide the beanstalk just by making the noise of a foghorn. Sabrina tries to joke that they probably did stuff like that all the time at her age. Zelda flatly replies [[BluntNo "No. Never."
* The tree trimmer brings along an axe and some other equipment apparently to chop the beanstalk down. All he has to do is shout "timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrr!" and it shrinks instantly.
** And then Harvey faints onto the aunts.
** And then Harvey faints onto the aunts.
* Mr Kraft fights his case on why he's better for Hilda than Cupid - he has "the decency to not wear a diaper in front of a lady!"
* Hilda's audition turns out to be literally just a fiddler to entertain people at a tacky hillbilly themed restaurant. She's only hired because she fits into the [[BadJobWorseUniform equally tacky costume]].
** And when she gets fired, she says she's keeping the dress, with a brilliant "so there" expression.
** And when she gets fired, she says she's keeping the dress, with a brilliant "so there" expression.
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* Music/TheBackstreetBoys cameo at the end as a group of jocks who drink one of Sabrina's bottled talent drinks she left lying around. They're performing in TheStinger, with the Quizmaster asking why they didn't win the band contest.
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* Music/TheBackstreetBoys The Music/BackstreetBoys cameo at the end as a group of jocks who drink one of Sabrina's bottled talent drinks she left lying around. They're performing in TheStinger, with the Quizmaster asking why they didn't win the band contest.
* Sabrina tries to argue that the canned food drive shouldn't be a contest, and helping the less fortunate should be its own reward. The vice principal?
--> "Oh, I'm sure that's how it's done. In Red China."
--> "Oh, I'm sure that's how it's done. In Red China."
* We see that Mr Kraft is quite lucky Sabrina is not mean with her magic; while with Libby's personality inside her, she first [[ComedicUnderwearExposure makes his pants fall down]] and then [[FromBadToWorse locks the nearest door]], forcing him to be pantsless and surrounded by laughing students.
* It's offscreen but we're told that a black hole randomly opened in the kitchen sink thanks to sun spots.
--> '''Zelda:''' It just sucked the kitchen table [[SkewedPriorities and a whole platter of tea cakes]] into oblivion.
* It's offscreen but we're told that a black hole randomly opened in the kitchen sink thanks to sun spots.
--> '''Zelda:''' It just sucked the kitchen table [[SkewedPriorities and a whole platter of tea cakes]] into oblivion.
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'''Sabrina:''' I think your wig looks silly/\\silly.\\
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--> '''Cupid:''' No, it's because you're a cat and she's Sherry Lewis!
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--> '''Cupid:''' No, it's because you're a cat and she's Sherry Lewis![[Series/LambChopsPlayAlong Shari Lewis!]]
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* Mr Pool tries to mock "Funky Song" by saying in his day they had good music.
--> '''Harvey:''' Mr Pool, didn't you grow up in TheSeventies?
--> ''beat''.
--> '''Mr Pool:''' [[DeaderThanDisco Point taken]].
--> '''Harvey:''' Mr Pool, didn't you grow up in TheSeventies?
--> ''beat''.
--> '''Mr Pool:''' [[DeaderThanDisco Point taken]].
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* When Sabrina spies on her friends, both Harvey and Salem are singing "Funky Song" in front of the mirror. And when she returns home, Sabrina lets Salem know she saw everything - which gets a BigNO from the cat.
[[AC: Episode 16 - "Mars Attracts"]]
* Minor one but when Sabrina wants her aunts to [[LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone leave her and Harvey alone]], the random excuse she comes up with is that they suddenly need to take a nap. It's cute to see the aunts immediately playing along with it.
* Zelda coming back from a night of skiing with tan lines over where her goggles were.
* After the whole episode leading us to believe Warren is just lying about being a secret agent, it turns out he is as he's abducted by a ''Franchise/StarTrek''-esque beam in the middle of the hotel lobby.
--> '''Sabrina:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight She really knows how to pick 'em.]]
* Salem throws a wild party while the girls are away that apparently is made up of just animals.
* Minor one but when Sabrina wants her aunts to [[LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone leave her and Harvey alone]], the random excuse she comes up with is that they suddenly need to take a nap. It's cute to see the aunts immediately playing along with it.
* Zelda coming back from a night of skiing with tan lines over where her goggles were.
* After the whole episode leading us to believe Warren is just lying about being a secret agent, it turns out he is as he's abducted by a ''Franchise/StarTrek''-esque beam in the middle of the hotel lobby.
--> '''Sabrina:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight She really knows how to pick 'em.]]
* Salem throws a wild party while the girls are away that apparently is made up of just animals.
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* Sabrina runs home frantic with frog!Harvey while Hilda is [[LeftTheBGMOn playing quite an intense violin piece in the background]]. Sabrina takes a break from panicking to say the music isn't helping the situation.
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* Sabrina runs home frantic with frog!Harvey while Hilda is [[LeftTheBGMOn [[SorryILeftTheBGMOn playing quite an intense violin piece in the background]]. Sabrina takes a break from panicking to say the music isn't helping the situation.
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* Sabrina's attempts to study for the math test are thwarted by Harvey [[RunningGag humming "Funky Song"]]. When she gets him to stop, she's even distracted by him nodding his head silently. He understandably tries to then turn a page very quietly so as not to upset her.
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** During Zelda's meeting with Mr Rockwell, she notices Hilda and Sabrina's revenge spell has kicked in - as his buttocks has now enlarged. He ends the meeting by saying he has to hit the gym.
* While at the trial, Hilda stops her questioning the arresting officer by [[FairCop trying to flirt with him]].
* While at the trial, Hilda stops her questioning the arresting officer by [[FairCop trying to flirt with him]].
* Sabrina proudly storms in from her bad day at school and announces she made it a snow day.
--> "I blanketed the entire northeast!"
--> "I blanketed the entire northeast!"
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* Alternate!Harvey notices something different about Alternate!Jenny (who has gotten a terrible short haircut).
--> '''Harvey:''' Are those new earrings?
--> '''Jenny:''' Actually they are.
--> '''Harvey:''' And people tell me I'm not perceptive.
* Sabrina also hangs a lampshade on Brady Anderson being able to follow her around to offer advice while still being a star baseball player.
--> "I'm your spirit guide. Plus it's the off season."
* Libby may be turned back from being a goat, but she still has a lingering desire to eat paper. Digestion is going to be fun for her over the next couple of days.
--> '''Harvey:''' Are those new earrings?
--> '''Jenny:''' Actually they are.
--> '''Harvey:''' And people tell me I'm not perceptive.
* Sabrina also hangs a lampshade on Brady Anderson being able to follow her around to offer advice while still being a star baseball player.
--> "I'm your spirit guide. Plus it's the off season."
* Libby may be turned back from being a goat, but she still has a lingering desire to eat paper. Digestion is going to be fun for her over the next couple of days.
** As she's also wearing dark glasses in the middle of the night, Sabrina {{Troll}}s her by screaming "manhole cover!" when the line starts moving.
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* As the Violent Femmes are performing, Hilda and Zelda start square-dancing with each other. Sabrina of course is mortified.
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* Sabrina gets the last word on Libby for a change.
--> '''Libby:''' Hoping Santa will get you a personality this year?
--> '''Sabrina:''' And a crossbow!
* TheShrink Dr Bull tells Sabrina that she may be suffering from something called 'egotitis'.
--> '''Sabrina:''' [[StrawmanHasAPoint I'm not the one with the wall full of diplomas.]]
--> ''Dr Bull starts taking notes''.
--> '''Dr Bull:''' "Attacks when provoked..."
* When Sabrina meets her inner child, she remarks that the child is the one who's always telling her to run with scissors. The child nods proudly.
--> '''Libby:''' Hoping Santa will get you a personality this year?
--> '''Sabrina:''' And a crossbow!
* TheShrink Dr Bull tells Sabrina that she may be suffering from something called 'egotitis'.
--> '''Sabrina:''' [[StrawmanHasAPoint I'm not the one with the wall full of diplomas.]]
--> ''Dr Bull starts taking notes''.
--> '''Dr Bull:''' "Attacks when provoked..."
* When Sabrina meets her inner child, she remarks that the child is the one who's always telling her to run with scissors. The child nods proudly.
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--> '''Salem:''' Whatever you do, don't conjure anything fur!
* The aunts' attempts to do a Christmas tree the mortal way. First they have no clue where to buy one.
** They attempt to saw the tree to be shorter, to which Salem remarks that if they keep at it, they'll soon be able to use it as a car air freshener.
** When they finally get it upright, it's lopsided.
--> '''Hilda:''' We have the makings of a beautiful fire hazard.
--> '''Salem:''' So that's what a mortal tree looks like? No wonder they drink during the holidays.
** When Bob first pops in, he takes the time to note their "sorry looking Christmas tree."
--> '''Sabrina:''' It looked better with presents.
* The aunts' attempts to do a Christmas tree the mortal way. First they have no clue where to buy one.
** They attempt to saw the tree to be shorter, to which Salem remarks that if they keep at it, they'll soon be able to use it as a car air freshener.
** When they finally get it upright, it's lopsided.
--> '''Hilda:''' We have the makings of a beautiful fire hazard.
--> '''Salem:''' So that's what a mortal tree looks like? No wonder they drink during the holidays.
** When Bob first pops in, he takes the time to note their "sorry looking Christmas tree."
--> '''Sabrina:''' It looked better with presents.
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* Another elf Ted proceeds to start panicking.
--> '''Ted:''' Okay, it's nearly midnight, the list is missing and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I keep running into Fritz underneath the mistletoe]].
--> '''Sabrina:''' Okay, everyone, just calm down and retrace your steps.
--> '''Ted:''' I believe that would put me back underneath the mistletoe!
* Sabrina conjures up a reindeer costume for Salem, complete with antlers and Rudolph mask.
--> '''Salem:''' Okay. We've all had our laugh. Now take the nose off!
--> '''Ted:''' Okay, it's nearly midnight, the list is missing and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I keep running into Fritz underneath the mistletoe]].
--> '''Sabrina:''' Okay, everyone, just calm down and retrace your steps.
--> '''Ted:''' I believe that would put me back underneath the mistletoe!
* Sabrina conjures up a reindeer costume for Salem, complete with antlers and Rudolph mask.
--> '''Salem:''' Okay. We've all had our laugh. Now take the nose off!
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** As a result of Sabrina's actions, Drell decides to add ominous echo to "terrible things".
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* Salem reveals that, before he was turned into a cat, his mother didn't love him.
--> '''Salem:''' Just one hug and I wouldn't have tried to conquer Poland!
--> '''Salem:''' Just one hug and I wouldn't have tried to conquer Poland!
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--> '''Zelda:''' I don't think I've ever been fired by an employee before.
** TheStinger has the pirates walking out of another job, citing how messy the children are. Cut to the outside of Buckingham Palace with UsefulNotes/HMTheQueen [[GagEcho saying Zelda's above line]].
[[AC: Episode 8 - "Aging Not So Gracefully"]]
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* After using too much of the Aging Cream, Oil of Old Age, Sabrina becomes a forty-something wine mom who's asking Josh about his intentions on their first date.date.
* When she's in her oldest form, after being rejected by Josh (who doesn't recognise her), Sabrina looks down at the frumpiest matronly dress imaginable and laments that she wore her [[FashionDissonance "cutest outfit"]].
* At the end, Sabrina turns herself back into the elderly form so she can invoke ScrewPolitenessImASenior.
[[AC: Episode 9 - "Love Means Having To Say You're Sorry"]]
* Sabrina's attempts to repair her relationship with Harvey involve going literally back to the drawing board - she has to draw out their conversations.
** "All is forgiven and forgotten" gives Harvey LaserGuidedAmnesia.
** "To err is human, to forgive divine" turns him into William Shakespeare.
** Her final attempt turns him into a priest!
* The aunts trying to read a mortal cookbook to cook Thanksgiving dinner.
--> '''Hilda:''' "Salt and pepper to taste"? This is hard!
* It seems other witches felt the same way about the rule to not zap up Thanksgiving Dinner - so there's a spell to [[LoopholeAbuse conjure up pilgrims to do it for them.]]
* The pilgrims RunningGag of screaming "Witch! Witch!" every time the aunts do magic or they see a modern convenience. Their final one comes as Zelda uses a lighter on the candles, prompting her to give them a look that says "really?" - and even they admit it's just a habit.
* After the pilgrims realise Salem has no powers to punish them, we see him tied to a stake ready to be burnt. Sure [[BurnTheWitch pilgrims didn't actually do that]], but for Salem you can understand why they would.
* When she's in her oldest form, after being rejected by Josh (who doesn't recognise her), Sabrina looks down at the frumpiest matronly dress imaginable and laments that she wore her [[FashionDissonance "cutest outfit"]].
* At the end, Sabrina turns herself back into the elderly form so she can invoke ScrewPolitenessImASenior.
[[AC: Episode 9 - "Love Means Having To Say You're Sorry"]]
* Sabrina's attempts to repair her relationship with Harvey involve going literally back to the drawing board - she has to draw out their conversations.
** "All is forgiven and forgotten" gives Harvey LaserGuidedAmnesia.
** "To err is human, to forgive divine" turns him into William Shakespeare.
** Her final attempt turns him into a priest!
* The aunts trying to read a mortal cookbook to cook Thanksgiving dinner.
--> '''Hilda:''' "Salt and pepper to taste"? This is hard!
* It seems other witches felt the same way about the rule to not zap up Thanksgiving Dinner - so there's a spell to [[LoopholeAbuse conjure up pilgrims to do it for them.]]
* The pilgrims RunningGag of screaming "Witch! Witch!" every time the aunts do magic or they see a modern convenience. Their final one comes as Zelda uses a lighter on the candles, prompting her to give them a look that says "really?" - and even they admit it's just a habit.
* After the pilgrims realise Salem has no powers to punish them, we see him tied to a stake ready to be burnt. Sure [[BurnTheWitch pilgrims didn't actually do that]], but for Salem you can understand why they would.
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* In TheStinger, we find out that Salem ate everything in the witch's 'Fatten Up' jar. What makes it funnier is that we only see the empty jar and Hilda saying "you didn't!" - cut to Salem now at least three hundred pounds heavier.
--> "Somebody get me a diet soda."
--> "Somebody get me a diet soda."
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* Cupid uses his magic to make Zelda and Mr Kraft temporarily fall for each other. As Cupid likes Hilda, this has the added bonus of ensuring Willard is no longer "fishing in my creek".
--> '''Hilda:''' Gross! To what you just said, and gross to what you just did!
--> '''Hilda:''' Gross! To what you just said, and gross to what you just did!
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* Music/TheBackstreetBoys cameo at the end as a group of jocks who drink one of Sabrina's bottled talent drinks she left lying around. They're performing in TheStinger, with the Quizmaster asking why they didn't win the band contest.
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[[AC: Episode 7 - "Prelude to a Kiss"]]
* Sabrina's pager is on vibrate, so whenever Dreama alerts her, she ends up giggling hysterically over the tickles. This first happens while Josh's friend is excitedly talking about what's happening in a SoapOpera. Sabrina tries to cover up the laughing as crying over the storyline.
* Dreama doesn't understand football, so she keeps trying to ask everyone else in the crowd about the rules. By the end of the game, everyone has moved away to avoid sitting beside her.
** We cut to her jumping up and down screaming for Harvey - because she thought he was on the field when he wasn't.
** And when he does start, she starts to cheer...and then starts booing because Sabrina will have to miss it.
* Sabrina's nerves keep making her conjure up pineapples.
[[AC: Episode "Aging Not So Gracefully"]]
* Dreama's spell to help Sabrina ends with "make her as old as dirt". So Sabrina turns into a pile of dirt.
--> "Yeah, Josh will just sweep me away."
* After using too much of the Aging Cream, Sabrina becomes a forty-something wine mom who's asking Josh about his intentions on their first date.
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* Dreama is a little too quick to help Sabrina out when she wishes Brad would move back to Texas; she accidentally zaps them to the Wild West!
** And towards the end of the episode she feels thirsty...cut to Niagara Falls!
--> '''Sabrina:''' Let's go over this again!
* Dreama's spell to fill the yearbook photos with students from "years gone by" conjures up two teens from the 50s. She tries to get Sabrina's attention from the back of class and when Sabrina sees the two past teens, Melissa Joan Hart does an epic FacePalm.
** And towards the end of the episode she feels thirsty...cut to Niagara Falls!
--> '''Sabrina:''' Let's go over this again!
* Dreama's spell to fill the yearbook photos with students from "years gone by" conjures up two teens from the 50s. She tries to get Sabrina's attention from the back of class and when Sabrina sees the two past teens, Melissa Joan Hart does an epic FacePalm.
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* Josh's introduction.
--> '''Sabrina:''' I'm looking for the manager.
--> '''Josh:''' Are you from the health department?
--> '''Sabrina:''' No.
--> '''Josh:''' Then I'm the manager.
* Hilda and Zelda trying to set the mood for Edgar Allen Poe's visit - Hilda wants the sound of thunder and lightning in the background and Zelda wants clanking chains. This is SeriousBusiness.
* Edgar Allen Poe's new material turns out to be things with [[TastesLikeDiabetes "rainbows and sparkles"]].
** The best part? When Salem reads them his stories [[spoiler: they turn out to be completely terrified]].
--> '''Sabrina:''' I'm looking for the manager.
--> '''Josh:''' Are you from the health department?
--> '''Sabrina:''' No.
--> '''Josh:''' Then I'm the manager.
* Hilda and Zelda trying to set the mood for Edgar Allen Poe's visit - Hilda wants the sound of thunder and lightning in the background and Zelda wants clanking chains. This is SeriousBusiness.
* Edgar Allen Poe's new material turns out to be things with [[TastesLikeDiabetes "rainbows and sparkles"]].
** The best part? When Salem reads them his stories [[spoiler: they turn out to be completely terrified]].
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** So what does Sabrina do the next day? She tells Libby she won a scholarship and she'd move to another school. [[FauxHorrific Libby gets horrified and rushes to see Mr. Kraft to stop it from happening.]]
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** One of Katrina's uses of magic includes summoning a crowd of children for her to read to. Hilda tries to argue in Sabrina's favour - "I think those children were being read to against their will!"
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[[AC: Episode 2 - "Dream A Little Dreama Me]]
* Dreama is such a DisasterDominoes of a person that she causes all sorts of accidents for Sabrina.
--> '''Dreama:''' I've had days like that.
--> '''Sabrina:''' You ''are'' a day like that!
* Hilda blows up her violin as a way of changing careers.
* Zelda sums up how often Hilda's new clock shop has kept changing businesses in the past - it's been a nail salon three times!
* Sabrina thinks Brad has turned Dreama into a mouse, grabs said mouse off him and starts dramatically apologising - only for Dreama to pop up behind her, and Brad to deadpan that the mouse is his science project.
[[AC: Episode 3 - "Jealousy"]]
* Salem in the prologue wants to call in to Nick Backay's show to [[SelfDeprecation complain about how annoying his voice is]].[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke Nick Backay voices Salem]].[[/note]]
* Zelda's dates with Mr Kraft include a Monster Truck rally, where he got her a personalised foam finger. Quite a stretch from her preferred destination of the opera or the ballet.
** And towards the end of the episode, she has finally asked Willard to the ballet. She's enjoying it, while he's snoring in the seat beside her.
* Hilda walks in on Zelda, Willard and Wally covered in dust from the basement. Wally asks about "this dust storm of enchantment", and Hilda says he can call her that from now on if he likes.
* Zelda's honesty spell leaves Mr Kraft telling Sabrina and Harvey that [[TooMuchInformation he often sucks his thumb in bed out of anxiety]].
--> '''Sabrina:''' This is new. Getting sick ''before'' lunch.
* Sabrina's jealousy results in her eyes glowing green. As she tries to sleep, the eyes glow in the dark, prompting Salem to quip about "the first envy-powered night light."
* Sabrina conjures up Tara Lipinski to be her new best friend. Tara apparently has a great time at school, taking the time to thank Sabrina for how nice her friends are - [[WeirdnessCensor "even though I'm in the middle of a psychotic episode]]"
* Mr Kraft pops into the classroom to announce that detention is all cancelled, because "my brother didn't steal my gal!" (which he sings!)
* Sabrina's emotional epiphany at the end of the episode has her trying to give a WorldOfCardboardSpeech while Harvey tries to take her to the nurse for a concussion.
[[AC: Episode 4 - "Little Orphan Hilda"]]
* Hilda's business is being stolen by a monkey in a cheesy outfit. So she forces Salem into the same outfit and has him spin plates outside the shop.
* Sabrina panicking that she might fade away. When she answers the door to Harvey, she squeals that she thought she'd never see him again. He asks if she's going blind, which makes her check her own eyesight.
** She also freaks out when she finds a "nameless teddy bear that I have no connection to! When I get back, I'm naming you!"
* Zelda finds out she's adopted too, and when she tells Hilda, her sister just [[ItsAllAboutMe snarks that she can never have her own moment]].
[[AC: Episode 5 - "Spoiled Rotten"]]
* Sabrina trying to deny that her magic credit card has affected her by insisting she's not enjoying the manicure she just conjured up for herself.
* After their lecture to Sabrina about the importance of being selfless, the aunts look to the mountain of stuff in front of the door and try to remember how they got in the room in the first place.
* The gold medal from the attic turns Mrs Quick into a competitive freak - giving her this attitude towards a charity sale.
--> "We shall drink from a cup of our enemies' annihilation!"
** Followed by an EvilLaugh of course.
* Harvey buys a hard hat that turns him into a HandsomeLech, and it's not long before he's getting slapped by an offended barista.
* Brad's purchase is a bronze lion that turns into a real lion that terrorises him in his room. It is kind of satisfying to see the {{Jerkass}} brought down a peg, especially as he tries to appease it with "nice kitty".
--> "You're not still hungry are you? That was my last Skittle!"
** At the climax, he comes back in with the lion back as a statue, and no explanation of how he did that - although his clothes are in tatters.
* Mr Kraft just keeps replicating his gold brick, and he's turned it into a catchy little song by the time Sabrina finds him.
* Sabrina trying to cover up the spoiling rotten smell by wearing a coat made of flowers, and car fresheners as earrings. Harvey asks why she's wearing them on her ears, and she replies "well, they'd look ridiculous on my shoes."
* Sabrina gives Mrs Quick her charm bracelet as a PetTheDog moment. Mrs Quick then hopes she won't have to declare it on her taxes.
[[AC: Episode 6 - "Episode LXXXI: The Phantom Menace"]]
* The zombies that swarm the coffee house don't attack Sabrina and Dreama - they end up having a party. [[Music/MichaelJackson 'Thriller' style!]]
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[[AC: Episode 25 - "The Good, the Bad & the Luau"]]
* It turns out the Spellman's are related to the Hawaiian goddess of fire. And she keeps having to put out flames whenever she appears out of thin air.
* Poor Zelda keeps accidentally insulting family members at the reunion, and getting sand shoved down her throat as punishment.
* When showing the montage of Sabrina and Katrina's contrasting uses of magic, Hilda asks who picked the dreadful background music.
* Sabrina scares the doctors in the delivery room away by covering their hands in a red substance. [[BaitAndSwitch It's barbecue sauce]].
* Zelda still can't believe that Hilda turned out to be the GoodTwin in her pairing.
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[[folder: Season 4]]
[[AC: Episode 1 - "No Place Like Home"]]
* The aunts are worried that Sabrina will move out, so Zelda casts a smiling spell that forces them to grin toothily.
* Through pure coincidence, whenever Sabrina checks in on her friends and family to see how they're adjusting to her moving away, she sees them laughing.
* Salem whimpering at Sabrina moving out, saying he misses his "Sabrinee" - and everyone who hears that nickname does a DoubleTake.
* Music/BritneySpears is summoned to give Sabrina a private concert. Halfway through the song, she stops to realise that Sabrina needs a good pep talk.
** Fade to Britney trying to teach Sabrina how to dance. Emphasis on 'trying'.
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** Zelda's dream is her making out with George Washington! She gets rightfully mocked for it by Salem.
* Sabrina tormenting Mr Kraft by using his nightmare about peas. And in a BlackComedy sort of way, we see him being committed because he got triggered by a proposed school play of ''Literature/ThePrincessAndThePea''. [[spoiler: Of course this part is AllJustADream]].
* Libby's dream is just her walking through the hallway insulting people as normal. Sabrina realises "every day at school is a dream come true" for her.
--> '''Libby:''' There's a spill.
--> ''Two boys lie down to let her walk over their backs.''
--> '''Sabrina:''' Yep. That happened today.
[[AC: Episode 24 - "Silent Movie"]]
* The ImagineSpot of what it could be like to live with Zelda married to Mr Kraft - ''Series/TheBradyBunch'' inspired credits!
* Zelda has no illusions about married life.
--> "And we'll all live ''tolerantly'' ever after."
* The spell Hilda casts on herself literally just makes it so that 'mum' is the only word she can say. Sabrina lampshades the silliness of such a spell existing.
* Poor Valerie falls for an IOU signed 'Obi Wan Kenobi'.
** When she's reduced to crying at all the money she needs to collect, Mr Kraft snarks "save your tears for debtors' prison!"
* The silent film is quite brilliant for these.
** Sabrina experiences [[OfCorsetHurts how painful corsets are]] and when she's tied to the train tracks, starts screaming and then realises there's probably no use to screaming in a silent film.
** A ConflictBall comes in the form of a storm in Sabrina's room, preventing her from getting to her magic book. And blowing a pine cone of all things into her mouth. She even gets a "bleh!" title card because of it.
** While Mr Kraft is tying Sabrina and the aunts to the train tracks, Zelda remarks that she's starting to think he might not be very nice.
** Kraft is done in by having an epic pie fight.
** Salem's role is just playing the piano in a cat version of Charlie Chaplin's trademark suit. He gets a title card saying "I should have had a bigger role in this picture!"
* It turns out that instead of proposing, Willard just wants Zelda to do his taxes. She smashes a vase over his head. And yet after that, he still asks her to go steady.
* Sabrina tormenting Mr Kraft by using his nightmare about peas. And in a BlackComedy sort of way, we see him being committed because he got triggered by a proposed school play of ''Literature/ThePrincessAndThePea''. [[spoiler: Of course this part is AllJustADream]].
* Libby's dream is just her walking through the hallway insulting people as normal. Sabrina realises "every day at school is a dream come true" for her.
--> '''Libby:''' There's a spill.
--> ''Two boys lie down to let her walk over their backs.''
--> '''Sabrina:''' Yep. That happened today.
[[AC: Episode 24 - "Silent Movie"]]
* The ImagineSpot of what it could be like to live with Zelda married to Mr Kraft - ''Series/TheBradyBunch'' inspired credits!
* Zelda has no illusions about married life.
--> "And we'll all live ''tolerantly'' ever after."
* The spell Hilda casts on herself literally just makes it so that 'mum' is the only word she can say. Sabrina lampshades the silliness of such a spell existing.
* Poor Valerie falls for an IOU signed 'Obi Wan Kenobi'.
** When she's reduced to crying at all the money she needs to collect, Mr Kraft snarks "save your tears for debtors' prison!"
* The silent film is quite brilliant for these.
** Sabrina experiences [[OfCorsetHurts how painful corsets are]] and when she's tied to the train tracks, starts screaming and then realises there's probably no use to screaming in a silent film.
** A ConflictBall comes in the form of a storm in Sabrina's room, preventing her from getting to her magic book. And blowing a pine cone of all things into her mouth. She even gets a "bleh!" title card because of it.
** While Mr Kraft is tying Sabrina and the aunts to the train tracks, Zelda remarks that she's starting to think he might not be very nice.
** Kraft is done in by having an epic pie fight.
** Salem's role is just playing the piano in a cat version of Charlie Chaplin's trademark suit. He gets a title card saying "I should have had a bigger role in this picture!"
* It turns out that instead of proposing, Willard just wants Zelda to do his taxes. She smashes a vase over his head. And yet after that, he still asks her to go steady.
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* Hilda and Zelda somehow end up mud wrestling over the mental floss debate.
* Sabrina's description of her day?
--> "I've touched parts of animals you wouldn't put in sausages!"
[[AC: Episode 23 - "Sabrina the Sandman"]]
* The aunts get a 'warning' from the Other Realm that Sabrina should solve the family secret soon, so they forbid her from going to a job interview until she solves it. After she leaves the room, the same warning guy (literally just dressed as a giant traffic cone) tells them they can't force her. Sabrina comes back into the room to protest...and the aunts act as if the first conversation never happened and urge her to get to the job interview early. Sabrina notes that she'll have to check if senility is hereditary.
* The legal ways of motivating Sabrina to solve her family secret?
** A crew of drunk middle-aged men cheering her on as if watching a football game.
** Cocoa with 'solve it' spelled out in marshmallows.
** The bedroom door squeaking "solve the family secret" whenever it's opened.
** A fresco above her bed that we never end up seeing.
* Some more SnarkToSnarkCombat between Sabrina and Salem.
--> '''Sabrina:''' Salem! What are you doing in my bag? And it better not be what I saw you doing in the Flanagans' sandbox!
** Harvey's dream.
--> '''Sabrina:''' See, Harvey's worried about passing his French test. It has nothing to do with me.
--> '''Salem:''' And denial is a river in Egypt.
* Sabrina's description of her day?
--> "I've touched parts of animals you wouldn't put in sausages!"
[[AC: Episode 23 - "Sabrina the Sandman"]]
* The aunts get a 'warning' from the Other Realm that Sabrina should solve the family secret soon, so they forbid her from going to a job interview until she solves it. After she leaves the room, the same warning guy (literally just dressed as a giant traffic cone) tells them they can't force her. Sabrina comes back into the room to protest...and the aunts act as if the first conversation never happened and urge her to get to the job interview early. Sabrina notes that she'll have to check if senility is hereditary.
* The legal ways of motivating Sabrina to solve her family secret?
** A crew of drunk middle-aged men cheering her on as if watching a football game.
** Cocoa with 'solve it' spelled out in marshmallows.
** The bedroom door squeaking "solve the family secret" whenever it's opened.
** A fresco above her bed that we never end up seeing.
* Some more SnarkToSnarkCombat between Sabrina and Salem.
--> '''Sabrina:''' Salem! What are you doing in my bag? And it better not be what I saw you doing in the Flanagans' sandbox!
** Harvey's dream.
--> '''Sabrina:''' See, Harvey's worried about passing his French test. It has nothing to do with me.
--> '''Salem:''' And denial is a river in Egypt.
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* Sabrina has to face a ''dinosaur'' and she solves the problem by speaking to it. She assumes [[{{Franchise/Gojira}} [[{{Franchise/Godzilla}} it speaks Japanese]] but it actually speaks French.French.
[[AC: Episode 22 - "The Long & Winding Shortcut"]]
* The Other Realm elections have some really odd topics - changing the sound magic makes from a 'ding' to a 'ping' and changing the pronunciation of Friday.
** And in TheStinger Salem happily reveals the latter one did get passed.
* Hilda suggests Sabrina join her political party.
--> "It's called the Party Party. Our slogan is 'party!'"
* Mrs Quick arriving at the Spellman house, remarking "how strange" it is to see a cat eating a banana.
* Sabrina conjures up Monty Hall to complete her illusion of the family secret game show. After Zelda busts her niece, Monty sighs that he was hoping 'Guess the Family Secret' would go into syndication.
* Sabrina's attempts at decoding the M + picture of fire clue. She can only get "m'fire".
--> '''Salem:''' [[SarcasmMode That's genius. 'Run, run, run! The house is on m'fire'."
--> '''Sabrina:''' Here's a better idea. You're m'fired!
--> '''Salem:''' You can't m'fire me! I m'quit.
** It also turns out that even Mrs Quick, the expert on solving clues, only came up with M'Fire too.
* The HardWorkMontage of Sabrina trying to make bread and butter from scratch. Mrs Quick may be from the Midwest but she's woefully incompetent on a farm. The last scene in the montage shows her being tied up for her own good.
[[AC: Episode 22 - "The Long & Winding Shortcut"]]
* The Other Realm elections have some really odd topics - changing the sound magic makes from a 'ding' to a 'ping' and changing the pronunciation of Friday.
** And in TheStinger Salem happily reveals the latter one did get passed.
* Hilda suggests Sabrina join her political party.
--> "It's called the Party Party. Our slogan is 'party!'"
* Mrs Quick arriving at the Spellman house, remarking "how strange" it is to see a cat eating a banana.
* Sabrina conjures up Monty Hall to complete her illusion of the family secret game show. After Zelda busts her niece, Monty sighs that he was hoping 'Guess the Family Secret' would go into syndication.
* Sabrina's attempts at decoding the M + picture of fire clue. She can only get "m'fire".
--> '''Salem:''' [[SarcasmMode That's genius. 'Run, run, run! The house is on m'fire'."
--> '''Sabrina:''' Here's a better idea. You're m'fired!
--> '''Salem:''' You can't m'fire me! I m'quit.
** It also turns out that even Mrs Quick, the expert on solving clues, only came up with M'Fire too.
* The HardWorkMontage of Sabrina trying to make bread and butter from scratch. Mrs Quick may be from the Midwest but she's woefully incompetent on a farm. The last scene in the montage shows her being tied up for her own good.
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* Zelda gets arrested for all the threatening phone calls Salem made to their neighbor, and all the water balloons he threw at his house.
--> '''Zelda:''' But I've been asleep for the last twelve hours!
--> '''Cop:''' (''dragging her away'') You might want to work on that alibi.
* TheStinger has Zelda punishing Salem by cleaning all the toilets in the house - which he keeps falling in. Aunt Dorma arrives - and it turns out she's a ''literal'' Black Sheep. Her clue to the family secret is an army of birds, and Salem realises he'll have to clean up after ''them'' too.
[[AC: Episode 20 - "Sabrina's Pen Pal"]]
* Salem believes he has a full nine lives, so he keeps trying for near death experiences. The highlight is somehow conjuring up an alligator to wrestle. Zelda refuses because [[SkewedPriorities she doesn't want to spend all day cleaning "cat entrails" out of the carpet]].
* Martha goes BeautifulAllAlong after being turned back from a cat. She chalks it up to nervous grooming thanks to "that black cat kept trying to goad me into a knife fight."
* The necklace Harvey bought Sabrina has gone missing. She freezes time to go home and search for it to no avail - wondering how she can explain this to him. She goes for the mundane solution once she unfreezes time - it's at home.
* Zelda gives Sabrina a lecture about how "everyone knows" that Pen Pal with a capital P means you get a pen pal from the penitentiary.
--> '''Sabrina:''' I can come up with a list of a few people who don't!
* Zelda's plan to catch Martha red-handed? A spell that encases her hand in a cookie jar. Which proves useless when the potion Martha uses (turning herself into fire) helps her escape.
* The ColdBloodedTorture the aunts and Mr Kraft go through? [[spoiler: Being tickled with feathers repeatedly]].
* How does Sabrina take down a notorious jewel thief without her magic? A high speed flying vacuum cleaner chase, and throwing a penny into Martha's vacuum to sink it.
[[AC: Episode 21 - "Sabrina's Real World"]]
* In the prologue, Salem complains about the programming, so the newscaster jumps out of the TV to attack him!
--> '''Sabrina:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "I thought the V-chip was supposed to prevent this sort of thing]].
* Hilda accidentally puts on a magic belt that turns her into the PungeonMaster. She'll have to tell a million jokes before she can take it off.
--> "Let me tell you about my ex-wife. I took her everywhere. It was easier than having to kiss her goodbye."
--> "You should meet my mother-in-law. They said she was as ugly as sin. [[InsultToRocks Sin sued]]."
--> "He's so short, he has to reach up to tie his shoes."
* Zelda in her 'bad news duty' uniform looks like the Grim Reaper - and Sabrina screams hysterically when she sees her for the first time.
* Hilda buys the excuse that Sabrina needed a barrel of nuclear waste for school - and zaps one into her class! The way Mrs Quick says "is that nuclear waste?" in the same tone one would use if a dog wandered into the class.
* Zelda falls for Salem's story too about Sabrina needing to get her grey dress cleaned. Poor Sabrina ends up [[NakedFreakout in her underwear in the middle of the cafeteria]]. And she comes home [[HandOrObjectUnderwear with a bush covering herself]].
** Then you realise she could have just conjured up new clothes, which she does [[ForgotICouldFly a few seconds later]].
* At the exact moment Sabrina decides to make her life dull so her show will get cancelled, [[ContrivedCoincidence Harvey shows up having rescued a family from a burning building]].
* Sabrina trying to be dull is chuckle-inducing:
** Counting the ceiling tiles in the cafeteria.
** Trying to have mundane conversations about jello.
** Focusing more on Harvey's sock choices than his fire heroics.
* A twister gets conjured up in the hallway to liven up Sabrina's life. Mrs Quick tells them all to head for the root cellar - then remembers she's not in the Midwest.
* Zelda is held up with a man who refuses to take bad news. She's reduced to [[NotSoStoic throttling him]] as he claims he can't write to sign her receipt.
* Sabrina finally snaps under all the disasters, and gets a GetAHoldOfYourselfMan slap from Mrs Quick [[BewareTheNiceOnes of all people]].
* Sabrina has to face a ''dinosaur'' and she solves the problem by speaking to it. She assumes [[{{Franchise/Gojira}} it speaks Japanese]] but it actually speaks French.
--> '''Zelda:''' But I've been asleep for the last twelve hours!
--> '''Cop:''' (''dragging her away'') You might want to work on that alibi.
* TheStinger has Zelda punishing Salem by cleaning all the toilets in the house - which he keeps falling in. Aunt Dorma arrives - and it turns out she's a ''literal'' Black Sheep. Her clue to the family secret is an army of birds, and Salem realises he'll have to clean up after ''them'' too.
[[AC: Episode 20 - "Sabrina's Pen Pal"]]
* Salem believes he has a full nine lives, so he keeps trying for near death experiences. The highlight is somehow conjuring up an alligator to wrestle. Zelda refuses because [[SkewedPriorities she doesn't want to spend all day cleaning "cat entrails" out of the carpet]].
* Martha goes BeautifulAllAlong after being turned back from a cat. She chalks it up to nervous grooming thanks to "that black cat kept trying to goad me into a knife fight."
* The necklace Harvey bought Sabrina has gone missing. She freezes time to go home and search for it to no avail - wondering how she can explain this to him. She goes for the mundane solution once she unfreezes time - it's at home.
* Zelda gives Sabrina a lecture about how "everyone knows" that Pen Pal with a capital P means you get a pen pal from the penitentiary.
--> '''Sabrina:''' I can come up with a list of a few people who don't!
* Zelda's plan to catch Martha red-handed? A spell that encases her hand in a cookie jar. Which proves useless when the potion Martha uses (turning herself into fire) helps her escape.
* The ColdBloodedTorture the aunts and Mr Kraft go through? [[spoiler: Being tickled with feathers repeatedly]].
* How does Sabrina take down a notorious jewel thief without her magic? A high speed flying vacuum cleaner chase, and throwing a penny into Martha's vacuum to sink it.
[[AC: Episode 21 - "Sabrina's Real World"]]
* In the prologue, Salem complains about the programming, so the newscaster jumps out of the TV to attack him!
--> '''Sabrina:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "I thought the V-chip was supposed to prevent this sort of thing]].
* Hilda accidentally puts on a magic belt that turns her into the PungeonMaster. She'll have to tell a million jokes before she can take it off.
--> "Let me tell you about my ex-wife. I took her everywhere. It was easier than having to kiss her goodbye."
--> "You should meet my mother-in-law. They said she was as ugly as sin. [[InsultToRocks Sin sued]]."
--> "He's so short, he has to reach up to tie his shoes."
* Zelda in her 'bad news duty' uniform looks like the Grim Reaper - and Sabrina screams hysterically when she sees her for the first time.
* Hilda buys the excuse that Sabrina needed a barrel of nuclear waste for school - and zaps one into her class! The way Mrs Quick says "is that nuclear waste?" in the same tone one would use if a dog wandered into the class.
* Zelda falls for Salem's story too about Sabrina needing to get her grey dress cleaned. Poor Sabrina ends up [[NakedFreakout in her underwear in the middle of the cafeteria]]. And she comes home [[HandOrObjectUnderwear with a bush covering herself]].
** Then you realise she could have just conjured up new clothes, which she does [[ForgotICouldFly a few seconds later]].
* At the exact moment Sabrina decides to make her life dull so her show will get cancelled, [[ContrivedCoincidence Harvey shows up having rescued a family from a burning building]].
* Sabrina trying to be dull is chuckle-inducing:
** Counting the ceiling tiles in the cafeteria.
** Trying to have mundane conversations about jello.
** Focusing more on Harvey's sock choices than his fire heroics.
* A twister gets conjured up in the hallway to liven up Sabrina's life. Mrs Quick tells them all to head for the root cellar - then remembers she's not in the Midwest.
* Zelda is held up with a man who refuses to take bad news. She's reduced to [[NotSoStoic throttling him]] as he claims he can't write to sign her receipt.
* Sabrina finally snaps under all the disasters, and gets a GetAHoldOfYourselfMan slap from Mrs Quick [[BewareTheNiceOnes of all people]].
* Sabrina has to face a ''dinosaur'' and she solves the problem by speaking to it. She assumes [[{{Franchise/Gojira}} it speaks Japanese]] but it actually speaks French.
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* Zelda is furious when she finds out Hilda mailed a chain letter, but her sister has a good defence.
--> "I was not about to apply mascara to my six new eyes!"
[[AC: Episode 19 - "The Big Sleep"]]
* Hilda drives into the back garden in a fork lift that she just happened to buy at a flea market.
** Later on Sabrina asks Hilda for advice while she's on the fork lift, and [[WeirdnessCensor doesn't bat an eyelid]]. Hilda's apparently going to use it to flip the mattresses.
* Mr Kraft asks one of Sabrina's teammates what Newton's law of gravity is. He faints. Kraft says it's correct but he needs it in words.
* Valerie tries to explain why it'd be a bad idea for her to join the team.
--> "But I'm useless under pressure. I get dizzy, I sweat profusely and I babble incoherently.(''beat'') Much like I'm doing now.
* Sabrina connives Libby onto the team quite brilliantly. When Mr Kraft sees them talking, she pretends Libby is begging to be on the team and she's refusing her. So Kraft 'overrules' her and puts Libby on the team. The grade A AlphaBitch is left too stunned to say anything.
* Zelda says that Aunt Dorma once turned her into a porch swing ForTheEvulz.
* Libby is especially brilliant when being forced to study with Harvey and Valerie.
** The kitchen door is locked and Libby calls - "[[ARareSentence I can't believe I'm saying this]], let me into your house!"
** When she sees the poppies everywhere, Jenna Leigh Green makes a fantastic ThisIsGonnaSuck expression.
** She lets off her trademark "Ew!" when Sabrina conjures up flood water to back up her cover story.
** As Sabrina is in and out of the kitchen, she deadpans "I despise this house!"
** She opens a closet to find the aunts dancing in there, and screams as if it's the most horrific thing she's ever seen.
* Sabrina is falling asleep thanks to the poppies, so Salem throws a water balloon to wake her up.
--> '''Sabrina:''' Salem!
--> '''Salem:''' Don't hate me. I did it because I love you.
* In order to keep the aunts' brains from rotting under the poppies, Sabrina casts a spell to make them act out their dreams. One of Hilda's has her dancing with Andy Warhol, and Zelda swimming the English Channel. She ends up having the NotWearingPantsDream just as Mr Kraft drops by to check on the studying. Thankfully he just assumes she's having a nervous breakdown.
* After a whole night of trying mundane methods to get rid of the poppies, Sabrina has a EurekaMoment and realises that [[Film/TheWizardOfOz snow will get rid of them]]. She conjures up a blizzard inside her house - and it works!
--> "I was not about to apply mascara to my six new eyes!"
[[AC: Episode 19 - "The Big Sleep"]]
* Hilda drives into the back garden in a fork lift that she just happened to buy at a flea market.
** Later on Sabrina asks Hilda for advice while she's on the fork lift, and [[WeirdnessCensor doesn't bat an eyelid]]. Hilda's apparently going to use it to flip the mattresses.
* Mr Kraft asks one of Sabrina's teammates what Newton's law of gravity is. He faints. Kraft says it's correct but he needs it in words.
* Valerie tries to explain why it'd be a bad idea for her to join the team.
--> "But I'm useless under pressure. I get dizzy, I sweat profusely and I babble incoherently.(''beat'') Much like I'm doing now.
* Sabrina connives Libby onto the team quite brilliantly. When Mr Kraft sees them talking, she pretends Libby is begging to be on the team and she's refusing her. So Kraft 'overrules' her and puts Libby on the team. The grade A AlphaBitch is left too stunned to say anything.
* Zelda says that Aunt Dorma once turned her into a porch swing ForTheEvulz.
* Libby is especially brilliant when being forced to study with Harvey and Valerie.
** The kitchen door is locked and Libby calls - "[[ARareSentence I can't believe I'm saying this]], let me into your house!"
** When she sees the poppies everywhere, Jenna Leigh Green makes a fantastic ThisIsGonnaSuck expression.
** She lets off her trademark "Ew!" when Sabrina conjures up flood water to back up her cover story.
** As Sabrina is in and out of the kitchen, she deadpans "I despise this house!"
** She opens a closet to find the aunts dancing in there, and screams as if it's the most horrific thing she's ever seen.
* Sabrina is falling asleep thanks to the poppies, so Salem throws a water balloon to wake her up.
--> '''Sabrina:''' Salem!
--> '''Salem:''' Don't hate me. I did it because I love you.
* In order to keep the aunts' brains from rotting under the poppies, Sabrina casts a spell to make them act out their dreams. One of Hilda's has her dancing with Andy Warhol, and Zelda swimming the English Channel. She ends up having the NotWearingPantsDream just as Mr Kraft drops by to check on the studying. Thankfully he just assumes she's having a nervous breakdown.
* After a whole night of trying mundane methods to get rid of the poppies, Sabrina has a EurekaMoment and realises that [[Film/TheWizardOfOz snow will get rid of them]]. She conjures up a blizzard inside her house - and it works!
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--> "Oh look, your hair's down again. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I guess everything eventually loses the battle with gravity."
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--> "Oh look, your hair's down again. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I guess everything eventually loses the battle with gravity."]]"
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* Zelda tries to chew out Sabrina for putting Salem into Gordie's body, but taking the time to note "It doesn't explain why I ''finally'' beat the cat at Scrabble."
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* Zelda tries to chew out Sabrina for putting Salem into Gordie's body, but taking the time to note "It doesn't does explain why I ''finally'' beat the cat at Scrabble."
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[[AC: Episode 18 - "Sabrina the Teenage Writer]]
* Sabrina's EpicFail at trying to write a romance story. Mr Kraft comes into the room and gives her detention. This time he has a point - as we see dozens of scrunched up paper balls at Sabrina's feet.
* Other Realm chain letters are apparently literal links of chains that come in the mail.
* Michelle Kwan has a cameo as a student that Dr Bad tries to kill, and she of course inexplicably wore a pair of skates to school.
* Sabrina meets Vivian Soontodie - Valerie's alter ego in the spy story.
--> '''Vivian:''' We have to meet Derek.
--> '''Sabrina:''' I'd love to but I really have to get home to--
--> '''Vivian:''' I have a black belt in twenty-four different disciplines of Oriental martial arts.
--> '''Sabrina:''' Then clearly I'm coming with you.
* The real people meeting their spy counterparts.
** Mr Kraft tries to give Lydia a detention slip - and gets a laser blasted at him.
--> "Don't start whimpering until you get to your office."
** Derek immediately sweeps Valerie into a kiss and dips her, but then casually drops her as soon as he spots Lydia.
** Libby tries to mock Vivian's SpyCatsuit, and gets a well-deserved kick for it.
** Mrs Quick meeting Mrs Doohicky. Sabrina goes [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "Substitute teacher. I don't think she looks like you at all."]] and runs off. Mrs Quick gets excited.
--> "The psychic was right. I ''was'' separated at birth!"
* Libby finding the terrified Mr Kraft, and asking him why he's acting like a freshman.
* Mr Kraft confusing Mrs Quick for Mrs Doohicky.
--> '''Kraft:''' Keep her away from me. She has poison chalk!
--> '''Mrs Quick:''' I don't even have ''gum''.
* When Mrs Quick sees all the doppelgangers running with Sabrina, she waves and calls hi to Mrs Doohicky.
* Zelda's proposed ending has Dr Bad strapping Derek to a buzzsaw.
--> '''Derek:'''[[PungeonMaster There's always been an unpleasant edge to you, Dr Bad.]]
--> '''Dr Bad:''' [[LamePunReaction I am killing you just to stop the puns!]]
* Hilda discovers that her bra is on the roof. Salem says the squirrels need a nut feeder.
