History Funny / Rythian

-->'''Rythian:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing ...okay?]]
** Later on, his comments on Michael Madsen's voice for Daud, and his subsequent impression is also rather amusing. Particularly when he goes into a running commentary in exactly the same voice.

* While playing ''VideoGame/BioShock1'': "She just ''faded away and turned into a [[http://youtu.be/zE8uLItrx_c?t=7m39s lockbox]]!'' These splicing things are getting out of control." (Context: one of the Splicers he's just killed immediately fades away into nothingness, seemingly transforming into a previously unseen lockbox. This happens again later in the episode, leading Rythian to speculate there's a limit on corpses.)

** His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWmqm0wHxPo&list=UUQd82ZrlW8b8_MujwDO9ajw big long convoluted monologue]] about accidentally making too many heat-seeking rocket-propelled grenades (starts at 5:40), following which he leaves an area for (literally) two seconds and returns to find a Big Daddy had spawned in what was a previously empty room. He sputters for a moment and continues on, using an autohack dart on a safe because he didn't know when Australia Day was (the date being the combination for said safe)... And then he finds a giant poster with the date on it (also amusing because he'd [[FailedASpotCheck actually walked past it twice]]).
-->'''Rythian:''' ''(In an absolutely exasperated tone)'' ...maybe if I'd ''looked'', I would have seen it!

-->'''Rythian:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing Ok?]]

-->'''Rythian:''' ''[very rapidly]'' I said don't mess with me! God. They really need to learn how to listen.

-->'''Rythian''': ''*as he's conquering Parv, Lewis's other long-time ally, the other being Rythian himself*'' Alright Lewis, I can be your best ally, alright? There's no need for any aggression, Parv was a weight, holding you down, as you're reaching for the sky. But I, ''I can be your '''wings.'''''

-->'''Rythian:''' ''[As the Assassin grabs futilely at his slashed throat and then collapses]'' Oop - what - [[BigNo No!]] '''''What?!''''' No! ''[he laughs in disbelief]'' I - I - Ah... I cut the head... I stabbed - It was an accident. Ah, Jesus. Oh, ''wow''. Okay. ''[he collects himself]'' I guess these things happen in the... Combat. Friendly fire. Another life on Daud's head.

* During his playthrough of {{VideoGame/Dishonored}} , [[https://youtu.be/ihLGdKM8wIQ?list=SPGr99HIJUZkXonbSevrCEUgCnVZpQw_7L&t=460 Rythian shoots a guard using shadow kill]], expecting nobody to notice. Instead, [[EpicFail every other guard in the area immediately turns]], goes alert, and runs towards where the corpse would have been. And then before he works out how to deal with them, an oil drum inexplicably blows up and takes them all out. Rythian is briefly speechless, and then tries to claim he planned it.

-->'''Rythian:''' ''[As the Assassin grabs futilely at his slashed throat and then collapses]'' Oop - what - '''''No! What?!''''' No! ''[he laughs in disbelief]'' I - I - Ah... I cut the head, I stabbed - It was an accident. Ah, Jesus. Oh, wow. Okay. I guess these things happen in the combat... Friendly fire. Another life on Daud's head.

** In another episode, he takes offense to a Splicer's [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound voice clips]], and proceeds to beat him seven ways to Sunday with the wrench while growling "[[PunctuatedPounding Shut. Up. Shut. Up. Shut. Up.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHUT. UP!]]"
** In the penultimate episode, he has to [[EscortMission guide a Little Sister]] to get to Fontaine. It's a perfect mixture of SugarWiki/{{heartwarming|Moments}} and funny as he tries to deal with [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound the Little Sisters']] constant "Hup hup, Mr. B!" (even though they're constantly lagging behind him) - at one point he says "Sweetie, I'm ''trying'' to help you, but I am ''almost out of patience''." Of course, it immediately veers into {{tearjerker}} territory when the Little Sister ends up [[ArtificialStupidity walking directly into the line of fire of a turret and dying]]. [[PapaWolf Rythian's]] horrified "''[[BigNo NO!]]''" is enough to wipe the smile off anyone's face.

** In another episode, he takes offense to a Splicer's [[MostAnnoyingSound voice clips]], and proceeds to beat him seven ways to Sunday with the wrench while growling "[[PunctuatedPounding Shut. Up. Shut. Up. Shut. Up.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHUT. UP!]]"
** In the penultimate episode, he has to [[EscortMission guide a Little Sister]] to get to Fontaine. It's a perfect mixture of SugarWiki/{{heartwarming|Moments}} and funny as he tries to deal with [[MostAnnoyingSound the Little Sisters']] constant "Hup hup, Mr. B!" (even though they're constantly lagging behind him) - at one point he says "Sweetie, I'm ''trying'' to help you, but I am ''almost out of patience''." Of course, it immediately veers into {{tearjerker}} territory when the Little Sister ends up [[ArtificialStupidity walking directly into the line of fire of a turret and dying]]. [[PapaWolf Rythian's]] horrified "''[[BigNo NO!]]''" is enough to wipe the smile off anyone's face.

** In the penultimate episode, he has to [[EscortMission guide a Little Sister]] to get to Fontaine. It's a perfect mixture of [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming]] and funny as he tries to deal with [[MostAnnoyingSound the Little Sisters']] constant "Hup hup, Mr. B!" (even though they're constantly lagging behind him) - at one point he says "Sweetie, I'm ''trying'' to help you, but I am ''almost out of patience''." Of course, it immediately veers into {{tearjerker}} territory when the Little Sister ends up [[ArtificialStupidity walking directly into the line of fire of a turret and dying]]. [[PapaWolf Rythian's]] horrified "''[[BigNo NO!]]''" is enough to wipe the smile off anyone's face.

--->'''Splicer:''' Okay, this one's down for the count -
--->'''Rythian/Elizabeth:''' *WHACK*

-->"The death of [[PrinceOfPersia Guard Guy]] shall not be forgotten!"

* The beginning of his playthrough of ''MiddleEarthShadowOfMordor'' could be retitled "Rythian vs. Caragors". Caragors are wolf-like creatures who display a distinct fondness for chasing Rythian and then chewing on his femurs - one memorable event went like so:

** Later on, his comments on Michael Madison's voice for Daud, and his subsequent impression is also rather amusing. Particularly when he goes into a running commentary in exactly the same voice.

** Then, during a scene in the inn in said Thunder Plains, his response to [[https://youtu.be/b_CeuC-yN9c?t=1426 Tidus crashing into Yuna's room]] is a weary "Jesus ''Christ'', Tidus" followed by "[[SarcasmMode Super smooth, Tidus.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Su. Per. Smoo. Th.]]"