History Funny / RuPaulsDragRace

* For the perfume ad challenge, Detox's Heroine:
-->''Seduction, addiction,'' '''Heroine.''' ''Sexy, sultry,'' '''Heroine.''' ''A new addiction for the addictive woman. Available at the clinic.''

*** Earlier in the workroom Michelle repeatedly telling her that her jokes weren't jokes and were actually just insults was cringe-inducingly hilarious. Especially Alyssa's blank stare which made it obvious it was not sinking in.

*** Earlier in the workroom Michelle repeatedly telling her that her jokes weren't jokes and were actually just insults was cringe-inducingly hilarious.

** Alyssa's jokes being so bad that her microphone got turned off. You half expected a VaudevilleHook to come out and yank her off stage.

** Alaska who, in addition to poking fun at guest judge Leslie Jordan, and Michelle Visage, did some great rapid-fire "Rupaul is so old..." jokes

** Alyssa's jokes being so bad that her microphone got turned off.

-->Rupaul, you’ve been in the industry a [[OverlyLongGag long long long long long long long long]] time.
-->Rupaul is so old that the Hindenberg disaster nearly destroyed her Bat Mitzvah
-->Rupaul is so old that her colostomy bag is made of wood
-->Rupaul is so old that when she opens her legs, all you hear is ''puuuuh''.

* The RuPaul Roast

** Coco as Ru's "ghetto cousin" while roasting her. She ended up winning the challenge.

** Alaska who, in addition to poking fun at guest judge Leslie Jordan, and Michelle Visage, did some great rapid-fire "RuPaul is so old..." jokes
-->RuPaul, you’ve been in the industry a [[OverlyLongGag long long long long long long long long]] time.
-->RuPaul is so old that the Hindenberg disaster nearly destroyed her Bat Mitzvah
-->RuPaul is so old that her colostomy bag is made of wood
-->RuPaul is so old that when she opens her legs, all you hear is ''puuuuh''.
** Coco as Ru's "ghetto cousin" while roasting her.

* Coco as Ru's "ghetto cousin" while roasting her.

* Coco as Ru's "ghetto cousin".

** Later in the same episode, making her way down the runway in a black dress that looks pretty conventional from the front, only to reveal when she turns around lacing that goes all the way down the back and shows a massive amount of buttcrack. The judges' reactions are hysterical.

* Detox admitting that she's had "some work done" (i.e. plastic surgery) and proceeding to give off a LongList of virtually every body part you could think of while Alaska stares on in disbelief. And then at the very end announcing that she's a member of the Glad product line due to having so much plastic.

* Detox admitting that she's had "some work done" and proceeding to give off a LongList of virtually every body part you could think of while Alaska stares on in disbelief.

* Jinkx Monsoon warns the other queens in the competition to take her seriously... only to cut to her asleep on the couch curled up in a fetal position.

--> ''Let's have more {{Pinocchio}}... and less the doll from {{Saw}}.''

--> ''Let's have more {{Pinocchio}}... and less the doll from {{Saw}}.''
* Roxxy Andrews talking about her "makeup dress", which she likens to ''LittleHouseOnThePrairie''. And Penny Tration then showing off her own African-style makeup dress with "I see your ''Little House on the Prairie'' and raise you Africa!"

* Alexis Mateo as Alicia Keys.

* In season 5, Rupaul criticizes one of the queens who is playing a puppet.

* Roxxy Andrews talking about her "makeup dress", which she likes to ''LittleHouseOnThePrairie''. And Penny Tration then showing off her own African-style makeup dress with "I see your ''Little House on the Prairie'' and raise you Africa!"

* Roxxy Andrews talking about her "makeup dress", which she likes to ''LittleHouseOnThePrarie''. And Penny Tration then showing off her own African-style makeup dress with "I see your ''Little House on the Prarie'' and raise you Africa!"

--> ''Let's have more {{Pinocchio}}... and less the doll from {{Saw}}.''

** Jinkx Monsoon as Little Edie from ''GreyGardens'', where she completely steals the show.

-->"What a ''fun'' challenge! I mean, who knew it'd be so hard to lipsynch my own goddamn song? ({{Beat}}. No one responds.) All right, werk."