History Funny / RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead

15th Dec '15 12:11:59 PM JakesBrain
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--> '''Guildenstern:''' You know what to do.
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' What?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.
--> '''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players.)''

to:

--> '''Guildenstern:''' -->'''Guildenstern:''' You know what to do.
-->
do.\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' What?
-->
What?\\
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?
-->
stupid?\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?
-->
Pardon?\\
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?
-->
deaf?\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?
-->
speak?\\
'''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.
-->
now.\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.
-->
Statement.\\
'''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players.)''



-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[CessationOfExistence Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being.]] You can't ''not be'' on a boat.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' I've frequently not been on boats.
-->'''Guildenstern:''' No, no, no...what you've been is not on boats.

to:

-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[CessationOfExistence Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being.]] You can't ''not be'' on a boat.
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
boat.\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
I've frequently not been on boats.
-->'''Guildenstern:'''
boats.\\
'''Guildenstern:'''
No, no, no...what you've been is not on boats.



-->'''Rosencrantz:''' My name is Guildenstern, and this is Rosencrantz. (''Guildenstern whispers in his ear'') I'm sorry – ''his'' name's Guildenstern, and ''I'm'' Rosencrantz.

to:

-->'''Rosencrantz:''' My name is Guildenstern, and this is Rosencrantz. (''Guildenstern whispers in his ear'') I'm sorry -- ''his'' name's Guildenstern, and ''I'm'' Rosencrantz.



-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[{{Understatement}} He might've had the edge.]]
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].

to:

-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[{{Understatement}} He might've had the edge.]]
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
]]\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
27-3, and you think he might've ''might'' have had the edge? edge?! [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].



-->'''Guildenstern:''' Actors! What do you know about death? Mechanics of cheap melodrama!
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Cheap melodrama!
-->'''Guildenstern:''' Doesn't bring death home to anyone.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Not a home to anyone!
-->'''Guildenstern (to Ros):''' Shut up.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Shut up!

to:

-->'''Guildenstern:''' Actors! What do you know about death? Mechanics of cheap melodrama!
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
melodrama!\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Cheap melodrama!
-->'''Guildenstern:'''
melodrama!\\
'''Guildenstern:'''
Doesn't bring death home to anyone.
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
anyone.\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Not a home to anyone!
-->'''Guildenstern (to Ros):'''
anyone!\\
'''Guildenstern:''' ''[to Ros]''
Shut up.
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
up.\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Shut up!



-->'''English King:''' Who are you?
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' We are Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.
-->'''English King:''' Which is which?
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Well, I'm Guildenstern and—
-->'''Guildenstern:''' He's Rosencrantz.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Exactly.

to:

-->'''English King:''' Who are you?
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
you?\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
We are Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.
-->'''English
Rosencrantz.\\
'''English
King:''' Which is which?
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
which?\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Well, I'm Guildenstern and—
-->'''Guildenstern:'''
and--\\
'''Guildenstern:'''
He's Rosencrantz.
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
Rosencrantz.\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Exactly.



-->'''Rosencrantz:''' You're not ''exclsuvisely'' players?
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker The Player:]]''' We are inclusively players.

to:

-->'''Rosencrantz:''' You're not ''exclsuvisely'' players?
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker
''exclusively'' players?\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker
The Player:]]''' We are inclusively ''inclusively'' players.
3rd Sep '15 12:05:55 PM Doc_Loki
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-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Exactly.

to:

-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Exactly.Exactly.
* This exchange, after the Player has none too subtly hinted that the traveling company of actors supplement their income with prostitution:
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' You're not ''exclsuvisely'' players?
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker The Player:]]''' We are inclusively players.
20th Jun '15 11:38:24 PM skymapper
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* Guildentern's diapproving head shakes.

to:

* Guildentern's Guildenstern's diapproving head shakes.
20th Jun '15 11:38:06 PM skymapper
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Added DiffLines:

* Rosencrantz repeating Guildenstern as Guildenstern shouts at The Player that nobody can act death.
-->'''Guildenstern:''' Actors! What do you know about death? Mechanics of cheap melodrama!
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Cheap melodrama!
-->'''Guildenstern:''' Doesn't bring death home to anyone.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Not a home to anyone!
-->'''Guildenstern (to Ros):''' Shut up.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Shut up!
* Rosencrantz mimicking animal noises.
* Guildentern's diapproving head shakes.
20th Jun '15 11:05:31 PM skymapper
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* Rosencrantz, wearing his sleep mask, moves to blow out the bedside candle and misses.

to:

* Rosencrantz, wearing his sleep mask, moves to blow out the bedside candle and misses.misses completely.



-->'''Guil:''' [[{{Understatement}} He might've had the edge.]]
-->'''Ros:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].

to:

-->'''Guil:''' -->'''Guildenstern:''' [[{{Understatement}} He might've had the edge.]]
-->'''Ros:''' -->'''Rosencrantz:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].us]].
* Rosencrantz trying to introduce themselves to the English King:
-->'''English King:''' Who are you?
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' We are Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.
-->'''English King:''' Which is which?
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Well, I'm Guildenstern and—
-->'''Guildenstern:''' He's Rosencrantz.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Exactly.
18th May '15 10:32:49 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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-->'''Ros:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} ''murdered'' ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].

to:

-->'''Ros:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} ''murdered'' ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].
28th Mar '15 12:39:53 PM skymapper
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'''Rosencrantz:''' What?
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?
'''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?
'''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?
'''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.
'''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.
'''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players.)''

to:

--> '''Rosencrantz:''' What?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.
--> '''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players.)''
28th Mar '15 10:25:53 AM skymapper
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-->'''Guildenstern:''' No, no...what you've been is not on boats.

to:

-->'''Guildenstern:''' No, no, no...what you've been is not on boats.
28th Mar '15 10:25:33 AM skymapper
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28th Mar '15 10:18:41 AM skymapper
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* The part where Guildenstern and his voice echoes and everyone just looking around in confusion when they hear the echo, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern especially when they look around, as if to say, "Did I/he just do that?" One example being this piece of dialogue:
--> '''Guildenstern:''' You know what to do.\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' What?\\
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?\\
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?\\
'''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.\\
'''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(echo and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players)''

to:

* The part where Guildenstern and his voice echoes and everyone just Multiple characters looking around in confusion when they hear the echo, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern especially when they look around, as if to say, "Did I/he just do that?" One example being this piece of dialogue:
after hearing Guildenstern's outburst:
--> '''Guildenstern:''' You know what to do.\\
do.
'''Rosencrantz:''' What?\\
What?
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?\\
stupid?
'''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?\\
Pardon?
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?\\
deaf?
'''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?\\
speak?
'''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.\\
now.
'''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.\\
Statement.
'''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(echo ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players)''players.)''



-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[CessationOfExistence Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being.]] You can't ''not be'' on a boat.\\
''Beat''\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' I've frequently not been on boats.\\
'''Guildenstern:''' No, no...what you've been is not on boats.

to:

-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[CessationOfExistence Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being.]] You can't ''not be'' on a boat.\\
''Beat''\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
boat.
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
I've frequently not been on boats.\\
'''Guildenstern:'''
boats.
-->'''Guildenstern:'''
No, no...what you've been is not on boats.



-->'''Rosencrantz:''' My name is Guildenstern, and this is Rosencrantz. (''Guildenstern whispers in his ear'') I'm sorry; ''his'' name's Guildenstern, and ''I'm'' Rosencrantz.
* Guildenstern's long pause before telling Rosencrantz, "... I think I'm going to kill you."
* Rosencrantz lifts up a feather and tennis ball.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' You would think that these ''this'' would take longer to fall than ''this''. (''drops them'') ...and you'd be right.
* Rosencrantz finds a set of pots arranged like a Newton's Cradle. He gives the pot on one end a light tap, the pot on the other end bounces. He tries it again, same thing happens. He raises the pot so that the Cradle can start swinging, and instead they hit and shatter.

to:

-->'''Rosencrantz:''' My name is Guildenstern, and this is Rosencrantz. (''Guildenstern whispers in his ear'') I'm sorry; sorry – ''his'' name's Guildenstern, and ''I'm'' Rosencrantz.
* Guildenstern's long pause before telling Rosencrantz, "... I think I'm going to kill you."
* Rosencrantz lifts up dropping a feather leather ball and tennis ball.
a feather.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' You would think that these ''this'' would take longer to fall faster than ''this''. ''this'', wouldn't you? (''drops them'') ...and And you'd be absolutely right.
* Rosencrantz finds a set of pots arranged like a Newton's Cradle. He gives When he swings a pot back to demonstrate the pot on one end a light tap, the pot on the other end bounces. He tries it again, same thing happens. He raises the pot so that the Cradle can start swinging, and instead effect to Guildenstern, they hit and shatter.shatter.
* Rosencrantz, wearing his sleep mask, moves to blow out the bedside candle and misses.



-->'''Ros:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].

to:

-->'''Ros:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} He ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} ''murdered'' ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].
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