History Funny / RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead

6th Mar '17 11:36:10 AM GothicProphet
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'''[[DeadpanSnarker The Player:]]''' We are ''inclusively'' players.

to:

'''[[DeadpanSnarker The Player:]]''' We are ''inclusively'' players.players.
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15th Dec '15 12:11:59 PM JakesBrain
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--> '''Guildenstern:''' You know what to do.
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' What?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.
--> '''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players.)''

to:

--> '''Guildenstern:''' -->'''Guildenstern:''' You know what to do.
-->
do.\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' What?
-->
What?\\
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?
-->
stupid?\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?
-->
Pardon?\\
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?
-->
deaf?\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?
-->
speak?\\
'''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.
-->
now.\\
'''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.
-->
Statement.\\
'''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players.)''



-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[CessationOfExistence Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being.]] You can't ''not be'' on a boat.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' I've frequently not been on boats.
-->'''Guildenstern:''' No, no, no...what you've been is not on boats.

to:

-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[CessationOfExistence Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being.]] You can't ''not be'' on a boat.
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
boat.\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
I've frequently not been on boats.
-->'''Guildenstern:'''
boats.\\
'''Guildenstern:'''
No, no, no...what you've been is not on boats.



-->'''Rosencrantz:''' My name is Guildenstern, and this is Rosencrantz. (''Guildenstern whispers in his ear'') I'm sorry – ''his'' name's Guildenstern, and ''I'm'' Rosencrantz.

to:

-->'''Rosencrantz:''' My name is Guildenstern, and this is Rosencrantz. (''Guildenstern whispers in his ear'') I'm sorry -- ''his'' name's Guildenstern, and ''I'm'' Rosencrantz.



-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[{{Understatement}} He might've had the edge.]]
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].

to:

-->'''Guildenstern:''' [[{{Understatement}} He might've had the edge.]]
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
]]\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
27-3, and you think he might've ''might'' have had the edge? edge?! [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].



-->'''Guildenstern:''' Actors! What do you know about death? Mechanics of cheap melodrama!
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Cheap melodrama!
-->'''Guildenstern:''' Doesn't bring death home to anyone.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Not a home to anyone!
-->'''Guildenstern (to Ros):''' Shut up.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Shut up!

to:

-->'''Guildenstern:''' Actors! What do you know about death? Mechanics of cheap melodrama!
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
melodrama!\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Cheap melodrama!
-->'''Guildenstern:'''
melodrama!\\
'''Guildenstern:'''
Doesn't bring death home to anyone.
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
anyone.\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Not a home to anyone!
-->'''Guildenstern (to Ros):'''
anyone!\\
'''Guildenstern:''' ''[to Ros]''
Shut up.
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
up.\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Shut up!



-->'''English King:''' Who are you?
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' We are Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.
-->'''English King:''' Which is which?
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Well, I'm Guildenstern and—
-->'''Guildenstern:''' He's Rosencrantz.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Exactly.

to:

-->'''English King:''' Who are you?
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
you?\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
We are Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.
-->'''English
Rosencrantz.\\
'''English
King:''' Which is which?
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
which?\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Well, I'm Guildenstern and—
-->'''Guildenstern:'''
and--\\
'''Guildenstern:'''
He's Rosencrantz.
-->'''Rosencrantz:'''
Rosencrantz.\\
'''Rosencrantz:'''
Exactly.



-->'''Rosencrantz:''' You're not ''exclsuvisely'' players?
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker The Player:]]''' We are inclusively players.

to:

-->'''Rosencrantz:''' You're not ''exclsuvisely'' players?
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker
''exclusively'' players?\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker
The Player:]]''' We are inclusively ''inclusively'' players.
3rd Sep '15 12:05:55 PM Doc_Loki
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-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Exactly.

to:

-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Exactly.Exactly.
* This exchange, after the Player has none too subtly hinted that the traveling company of actors supplement their income with prostitution:
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' You're not ''exclsuvisely'' players?
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker The Player:]]''' We are inclusively players.
20th Jun '15 11:38:24 PM skymapper
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* Guildentern's diapproving head shakes.

to:

* Guildentern's Guildenstern's diapproving head shakes.
20th Jun '15 11:38:06 PM skymapper
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Added DiffLines:

* Rosencrantz repeating Guildenstern as Guildenstern shouts at The Player that nobody can act death.
-->'''Guildenstern:''' Actors! What do you know about death? Mechanics of cheap melodrama!
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Cheap melodrama!
-->'''Guildenstern:''' Doesn't bring death home to anyone.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Not a home to anyone!
-->'''Guildenstern (to Ros):''' Shut up.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Shut up!
* Rosencrantz mimicking animal noises.
* Guildentern's diapproving head shakes.
20th Jun '15 11:05:31 PM skymapper
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* Rosencrantz, wearing his sleep mask, moves to blow out the bedside candle and misses.

to:

* Rosencrantz, wearing his sleep mask, moves to blow out the bedside candle and misses.misses completely.



-->'''Guil:''' [[{{Understatement}} He might've had the edge.]]
-->'''Ros:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].

to:

-->'''Guil:''' -->'''Guildenstern:''' [[{{Understatement}} He might've had the edge.]]
-->'''Ros:''' -->'''Rosencrantz:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].us]].
* Rosencrantz trying to introduce themselves to the English King:
-->'''English King:''' Who are you?
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' We are Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.
-->'''English King:''' Which is which?
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Well, I'm Guildenstern and—
-->'''Guildenstern:''' He's Rosencrantz.
-->'''Rosencrantz:''' Exactly.
18th May '15 10:32:49 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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-->'''Ros:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} ''murdered'' ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].

to:

-->'''Ros:''' 27-3, and you think he might've had the edge? [[{{Foreshadowing}} He ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} ''murdered'' ]][[{{Foreshadowing}} He]] ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} murdered]]'' [[{{Foreshadowing}} us]].
28th Mar '15 12:39:53 PM skymapper
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'''Rosencrantz:''' What?
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?
'''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?
'''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?
'''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?
'''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.
'''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.
'''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players.)''

to:

--> '''Rosencrantz:''' What?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you stupid?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Pardon?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' Are you deaf?
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Did you speak?
--> '''Guildenstern:''' ''(realizing what he's doing)'' Not now.
--> '''Rosencrantz:''' Statement.
--> '''Guildenstern:''' '''NOT NOW!''' ''(It echos and he and Rosencrantz both look around, as do all the players.)''
28th Mar '15 10:25:53 AM skymapper
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-->'''Guildenstern:''' No, no...what you've been is not on boats.

to:

-->'''Guildenstern:''' No, no, no...what you've been is not on boats.
28th Mar '15 10:25:33 AM skymapper
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