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* Vorenus and Pullo get into a shipwreck in episode 6.
-->'''Vorenus''': The captain made an offering to Triton!
-->'''Pullo''': If Triton can't keep us dry, the captain can suck my cock!
-->(ship starts to capsize)
-->'''Vorenus''': [[TemptingFate Why couldn't you keep your mouth shut?!]]

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* Vorenus and Pullo get into a shipwreck in episode 6.
-->'''Vorenus''': The captain made an offering to Triton!
-->'''Pullo''': If Triton can't keep us dry, the captain can suck my cock!
-->(ship starts to capsize)
-->'''Vorenus''': [[TemptingFate Why couldn't you keep your mouth shut?!]]
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*Vorenus and Pullo get into a shipwreck in episode 6.
-->'''Vorenus''': The captain made an offering to Triton!
-->'''Pullo''': If Triton can't keep us dry, the captain can suck my cock!
-->(ship starts to capsize)
-->'''Vorenus''': [[TemptingFate Why couldn't you keep your mouth shut?!]]

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* Atia's gift of a well-endowed slave to Cervilia.

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* Atia's gift of a well-endowed slave to Cervilia.Servilia.



* After Cervilia's [[spoiler: suicide]]:

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* After Cervilia's Servilia's [[spoiler: suicide]]:


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* An irritated Octavia mocking the way her own mother moans during sex. Antony (the one who induced the sounds) [[ActuallyPrettyFunny can't help but praise the reenacment]]: "She has you exactly"
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-->'''Antony''': I shall be a good politician. Even if it kills me. Or if it kills anyone ''else'', for that matter.

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-->'''Antony''': I shall be a good politician. Even if it kills me. Or if it kills anyone ''else'', for that matter.matter.
*Agrippa taking Octavia home.
-->'''Octavia''': I was at an orgy, mother.
-->'''Agrippa''': ''Early'' stages of an orgy.
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-->'''Mark Antony:''' Now ''that'' is an exit.

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-->'''Mark Antony:''' Now ''that'' is an exit.exit.
* Mark Antony being appointed to run Rome while Caesar is off campaigning:
-->'''Antony''': I shall be a good politician. Even if it kills me. Or if it kills anyone ''else'', for that matter.
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-->'''Vorenus (horrified)''': How do you know this of her?

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-->'''Vorenus (horrified)''': How do you know this of her?her?!



-->'''Atia''' - (to her slave) ...and then you must kill Octavia if I am taken alive. The you must kill yourself. Your survival would be inappropriate.

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-->'''Atia''' - (to her slave) ...and then you must kill Octavia if I am taken alive. The Them you must kill yourself. Your survival would be inappropriate.



* The hilarious coda to "Egeria", where the legionaries are shivering on the deck of a galley as it battles through a raging storm.

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* The darkly hilarious coda to "Egeria", where the legionaries are shivering on the deck of a galley as it battles through a raging storm.



'''Lucius Vorenus:''' We're perfectly safe -- a very favorable offering was made to Triton [son of Neptune, god of the Sea] before we left.\\
'''Pullo:''' Well, if he can't keep me drier than this, he can suck my cock!\\
''(ship's mast breaks)''\\
'''Vorenus:''' When will you learn to keep your fat mouth shut?!

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'''Lucius Vorenus:''' We're perfectly safe -- a very favorable good offering was made to Triton Triton! [son of Neptune, god of the Sea] before we left.\\
Sea]\\
'''Pullo:''' Well, if he If Triton can't keep me drier than this, he can suck my cock!\\
''(ship's mast breaks)''\\
'''Vorenus:''' When will Why can't you learn to keep your fat mouth shut?!shut?!\\
''(ship's mast breaks)''



-->'''Madam:''' (without looking up from her ledger) No chance!

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-->'''Madam:''' (without looking up from her ledger) No Not a chance!
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-->'''Pullo''': All women have them! Ask anyone!

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-->'''Pullo''': (Stunned beat) All women have them! Ask anyone!



-->"Large penises are always welcome".

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-->"Large penises are -->"A large penis is always welcome".



-->'''Titus Pullo:''' This is cac, this is! I'm wet through!\\

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-->'''Titus Pullo:''' This is cac, cack, this is! I'm wet through!\\



* Pullo goes to a high class brothel to find a girl for Octavian and is outraged by their prices. But while he and the madam are waiting for Octavian to finish his business, Pullo starts to hesitantly suggest that he might...

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* Pullo goes to a high class brothel to find a girl for Octavian and is outraged by their prices. But while he and the madam are waiting for Octavian to finish his business, Pullo starts to hesitantly suggest that he might..."as long as he's with the quality" (meaning the upper class):



-->'''Pullo:'''Octavian! Have you penetrated anyone yet?

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-->'''Pullo:'''Octavian! -->'''Atia:''' Octavian! Have you penetrated anyone yet?
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-->''(He looks over, and sees [[AnythingThatMoves their commander Mark Antony]] having rough sex with a woman behind a tree)''

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-->''(He looks over, and sees [[AnythingThatMoves their commander Mark Antony]] having rough sex with a shepherd woman behind fifty feet away against a tree)''
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-->'''Vorenus''': He's not, uh... ''[[LoopholeAbuse under]]'' [[[[LoopholeAbuse the standard.]]

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-->'''Vorenus''': He's not, uh... ''[[LoopholeAbuse under]]'' [[[[LoopholeAbuse [[LoopholeAbuse the standard.]]
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-->'''Vorenus''': He's not, uh...[[LoopholeAbuse ''under'' the standard.]]

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-->'''Vorenus''': He's not, uh...[[LoopholeAbuse ''under'' ''[[LoopholeAbuse under]]'' [[[[LoopholeAbuse the standard.]]
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-->'''Vorenus''': He's not, uh...[[LoopholeAbuse under the standard.]]

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-->'''Vorenus''': He's not, uh...[[LoopholeAbuse under ''under'' the standard.]]
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Also:

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Also:-->Also:
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-->'''Pullo:'''Octavian! Have you penetrated anyone yet?
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-->'''Mark Antony:''' That is one ''hell'' of an exit.

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-->'''Mark Antony:''' That Now ''that'' is one ''hell'' of an exit.
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-->'''Mark Anthony:''' That is one ''hell'' of an exit.

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-->'''Mark Anthony:''' Antony:''' That is one ''hell'' of an exit.
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* After Livia's [[spoiler: suicide]]:
-->'''Mark Anthony:''' That is one ''hell'' of an exit.

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* After Livia's Cervilia's [[spoiler: suicide]]:
-->'''Mark Anthony:''' That is one ''hell'' of an exit.
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-->'''Madam:''' (without looking up from her ledger) No chance!

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-->'''Madam:''' (without looking up from her ledger) No chance!chance!
*After Livia's [[spoiler: suicide]]:
-->'''Mark Anthony:''' That is one ''hell'' of an exit.
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Neptune is the Roman name for the god of the sea.


'''Lucius Vorenus:''' We're perfectly safe -- a very favorable offering was made to Triton [son of Poseidon, god of the Sea] before we left.\\

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'''Lucius Vorenus:''' We're perfectly safe -- a very favorable offering was made to Triton [son of Poseidon, Neptune, god of the Sea] before we left.\\
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'''Vorenus:''' When will you learn to keep your fat mouth shut?!

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'''Vorenus:''' When will you learn to keep your fat mouth shut?!shut?!
* Pullo goes to a high class brothel to find a girl for Octavian and is outraged by their prices. But while he and the madam are waiting for Octavian to finish his business, Pullo starts to hesitantly suggest that he might...
-->'''Madam:''' (without looking up from her ledger) No chance!
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** The hilarious coda to "Egeria", where the legionaries are shivering on the deck of a galley as it battles through a raging storm.

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** * The hilarious coda to "Egeria", where the legionaries are shivering on the deck of a galley as it battles through a raging storm.

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* Atia's gift of a well-endowed slave to cervilia.
-->"Large penises are always welcome".

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* Atia's gift of a well-endowed slave to cervilia.
Cervilia.
-->"Large penises are always welcome".welcome".
** The hilarious coda to "Egeria", where the legionaries are shivering on the deck of a galley as it battles through a raging storm.
-->'''Titus Pullo:''' This is cac, this is! I'm wet through!\\
'''Lucius Vorenus:''' We're perfectly safe -- a very favorable offering was made to Triton [son of Poseidon, god of the Sea] before we left.\\
'''Pullo:''' Well, if he can't keep me drier than this, he can suck my cock!\\
''(ship's mast breaks)''\\
'''Vorenus:''' When will you learn to keep your fat mouth shut?!
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-->'''Vorenus''': He's not, uh...under the standard.

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-->'''Vorenus''': He's not, uh...[[LoopholeAbuse under the standard.]]

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* Atia and Octavia arguing over who will kill who when their house was under siege by Pompeii's men.

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* Atia and Octavia arguing over who will kill who when their house was under siege by Pompeii's men.men in episode 3.
-->'''Atia''' - (to her slave) ...and then you must kill Octavia if I am taken alive. The you must kill yourself. Your survival would be inappropriate.
-->'''Octavia''' - I don't want you to kill me.
-->'''Atia''' - Why, are you still at mad at me?
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* Atia and Octavia arguing over who will kill who when their house was under siege by Pompeii's men.

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* Atia and Octavia arguing over who will kill who when their house was under siege by Pompeii's men.men.
*Atia's gift of a well-endowed slave to cervilia.
-->"Large penises are always welcome".
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-->'''Pullo''': All women have them! Ask anyone!

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-->'''Pullo''': All women have them! Ask anyone!anyone!
*Atia and Octavia arguing over who will kill who when their house was under siege by Pompeii's men.
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-->'''I'm not rising out of bed until I fuck someone.'''

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-->'''I'm -->I'm not rising out of bed until I fuck someone.'''



-->'''Fine, fine. Merula, fetch that German slut from the kitchen.'''

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-->'''Fine, -->Fine, fine. Merula, fetch that German slut from the kitchen.'''
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* Mark Antony's rather strong pronouncement that he wants to stay in bed...
-->'''I'm not rising out of bed until I fuck someone.'''
** Mirrored by Atia's "fine fine" answer:
-->'''Fine, fine. Merula, fetch that German slut from the kitchen.'''
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-->''(He looks over, and sees a soldier having rough sex with a woman behind a tree)''

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-->''(He looks over, and sees a soldier [[AnythingThatMoves their commander Mark Antony]] having rough sex with a woman behind a tree)''
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-->'''Vorenus (horrified)''': You've...you've ''seen'' this on her?

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-->'''Vorenus (horrified)''': You've...you've ''seen'' How do you know this on of her?
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-->'''Pullo''': Maybe he was having a crap and missed it.

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-->'''Pullo''': Maybe he was having a crap and missed it.it.
* Pullo giving Vorenus romantic advice.
-->'''Pullo''': She's got this little spot right above her cunny, like a little bump. Now, attend to that little spot, and she'll open up to you like a flower.
-->'''Vorenus (horrified)''': You've...you've ''seen'' this on her?
-->'''Pullo''': All women have them! Ask anyone!

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