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22nd May '18 7:41:42 AM Damar
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** Made funnier by the fact Vorenus is a long-time married man with several children.
13th Apr '18 12:46:56 AM ifly6
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* Cassius attempts to convince Brutus that Caesar wants to be King by showing him his curule seat in the Senate.\\

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* Cassius attempts to convince Brutus that Caesar wants to be King by showing him his curule seat in the Senate.\\
13th Apr '18 12:46:34 AM ifly6
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'''Cassius:''' A chair? It's a throne!
'''Brutus:''' (dismissive, incredulous) I believe thrones are generally more decorative. That is decidedly plain, and chair-like.

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'''Cassius:''' -->'''Cassius:''' A chair? It's a throne!
'''Brutus:''' -->'''Brutus:''' (dismissive, incredulous) I believe thrones are generally more decorative. That is decidedly plain, and chair-like.
13th Apr '18 12:46:20 AM ifly6
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* Cassius attempts to convince Brutus that Caesar wants to be King by showing him his curule seat in the Senate.\\
'''Cassius:''' A chair? It's a throne!
'''Brutus:''' (dismissive, incredulous) I believe thrones are generally more decorative. That is decidedly plain, and chair-like.
12th Apr '18 8:06:40 AM outlander2012
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-->''(He looks over, and sees [[AnythingThatMoves their commander Mark Antony]] fornicating a shepherd woman fifty feet away against a tree)''

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-->''(He looks over, and sees [[AnythingThatMoves their commander Mark Antony]] fornicating with a shepherd woman fifty feet away against a tree)''



-->'''Pullo''': I'm not ''stupid''. I'm just sayin' she wants me.

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-->'''Pullo''': I'm not ''stupid''. I'm just sayin' she wants me. ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny This raises a chuckle from Vorenus]])''



'''Antony:''' Oh, the lictors guild, very good. Only rally the bakers and the flute players and you can put on a festival

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'''Antony:''' Oh, the lictors lictor's guild, very good. Only rally the bakers and the flute players and you can put on a festival
festival.



-->'''Antony''': ''Today'' I need you. ''Tomorrow''...
-->'''Cicero''': Then tomorrow I shall worry. Today, [[BullyingADragon Today, I suggest you let me strike the worst scoundrels off this list, ''then'' I will endorse it]].

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-->'''Antony''': ''Today'' I need you. ''Tomorrow''...
''[[ImpliedDeathThreat Tomorrow]]''...
-->'''Cicero''': Then tomorrow I shall worry. Today, [[BullyingADragon Today, I suggest you let me strike the worst scoundrels off this list, ''then'' list]], ''[[BullyingADragon then]]'' [[BullyingADragon I will endorse it]].
5th Feb '18 9:26:20 AM smasll_lordvoice
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-->'''Octavia:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Argh! Piss and blood!]]

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-->'''Octavia:''' [[PrecisionFStrike [[MoodWhiplash Argh! Piss and blood!]]
13th Dec '17 10:49:14 AM TrollBrutal
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13th Dec '17 10:45:52 AM TrollBrutal
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-->''(He looks over, and sees [[AnythingThatMoves their commander Mark Antony]] raping a shepherd woman fifty feet away against a tree)''

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-->''(He looks over, and sees [[AnythingThatMoves their commander Mark Antony]] raping fornicating a shepherd woman fifty feet away against a tree)''
24th Aug '17 10:00:40 PM ManOfSin
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-->''(He looks over, and sees [[AnythingThatMoves their commander Mark Antony]] having rough sex with a shepherd woman fifty feet away against a tree)''

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-->''(He looks over, and sees [[AnythingThatMoves their commander Mark Antony]] having rough sex with raping a shepherd woman fifty feet away against a tree)''
21st Aug '17 1:48:56 PM TrollBrutal
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* Octavia keeps telling Atia that Octavian is not coming to see her.
-->'''Atia:''' Thank you daughter. I really appreciate these little chats we are having in between your drug binges.
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