History Funny / RetsupuraeSlowbeefAndDiabetusOther

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u22rAMfHv1o Real Steel in Real Life]]'' tries to pitch what is essentially a {{defictionalization}} of ''Film/RealSteel''. The pitch video consists entirely of 6 minutes of random footage from the film in question. The actual page is golden, including a "risks and challenges" section that glosses over all of the very real issues the duo think up (such as the very heavy yet agile robots possibly falling onto the spectators standing five feet away as they are in the film, that building robots for this purpose in the first place would be much more complicated and probably more expensive than they're expecting... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking or that]] they've apparently not asked for permission to use footage from or the name of ''Real Steel'' to market themselves) in favor of lazy-school-essay-level CaptainObvious statements such as that the only challenge is getting the three million bucks he's asking for, and that the only risk is not getting that funding. Then there's the timeline issues involved with the pledge goals, such as that the kickstarter is only giving itself six months to build and complete a pair of ''giant robots meant to fight each other'', or that one common pledge reward is for a video of the first live show... [[TemporalParadox a month before it's actually held]]?

--->''[=TieTuesday=]:''' Okay, am I out of line here in saying I'm not sure why the music's making me want to get my fuck on, uh, with ''(starts laughing)'' the market right now?\\

'''[=TieTuesday=]:''' ''"Dahi̇r İnşaat: I gave ISIS a jet."''\\

** The duo see so many problems with this odd city of greenhouses surrounding the actual city - including how, exactly, greenhouses with no manner for humans to physically reach above the first "floor" of them are supposed to have their produce actually harvested[[note]]Neither noticed that the growing boxes were all mounted on Dahi̇r İnşaat's trademark conveyor belts - just like the shelving in the drive-through supermarket.[[/note]], or how anyone could possibly afford this sort of thing - that they can only come to the conclusion that Dahi̇r İnşaat played ''VideoGame/SimCity'' and thought real urban development was as simple as it is in that game.

** The story claims to be about the game, but it's pretty clear that it's based on the anime instead.

** The author goes into detail explaining how Nurse Joy Prime wants to take over the world with an army of Nurse Joys, and she transforms other trainers because cloning would be too conspicuous. [[SarcasmMode Cloning is much more suspicious than abducting children, after all.]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfRzwM6Gws Velos Tells You What He Thinks of Retsupurae]]'', an unedited video from a visibly overweight InternetToughGuy in response to the RP team riffing on one of his friend's videos:
-->'''Velos:''' ''[completely unemotionally]'' If [Cloud8745] ever met you in real life, he'd kick your ass. And if I met you in real life, I'd fucking kill you right now. 'Cause you will go down in hell. I'll haunt you. Yeah. I'll kill you.
** The video is filmed with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtaBfbFV4A offending retsupurae]] playing in the background. This has the [[{{Narm}} unintentional side effect]] of the video ending with slowbeef saying "calm down" just after Velos has delivered a profanity-laced rant that includes death threats.

** And then there's the "backstory" that skips bizarre and dives straight into Franchise/TheTwilightZone, including ludicrous orders from [[{{Trumplica}} President Drumpf]], a rocket containing a girl and Steve Jobs's body launched into an ozone hole/wormhole, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext sending them to an alternate reality, rebellious millenials joining Anonymous to become pirates,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then there's a death laser.]]

** And then there's the "backstory" that skips bizarre and dives straight into Franchise/TheTwilightZone, including ludicrous orders from [[{{Trumplica President Drumpf]], a rocket containing a girl and Steve Jobs's body launched into an ozone hole/wormhole, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext sending them to an alternate reality, rebellious millenials joining Anonymous to become pirates,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then there's a death laser.]]

** And then there's the "backstory" that skips bizarre and dives straight into Franchise/TheTwilightZone, including ludicrous orders from [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed President]] [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Drumpf]], a rocket containing a girl and Steve Jobs's body launched into an ozone hole/wormhole, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext sending them to an alternate reality, rebellious millenials joining Anonymous to become pirates,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then there's a death laser.]]

** slowbeef and Diabetus show off a question that asks what would happen if the program got desist. They get a good laugh over the idea that the person never thought of it.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCfxIeC6uSA The Perfect Tribute to... Uh, Which Band?]], a kickstarter for a guy that wants to pay tribute to Music/ThreeEleven by... gaining weight until he weighs 311 lbs, then recording a video that's just himself standing on a scale. He plans on doing this by eating exclusively from a bizarrely specific list of foods (like Almond Joy candy bars, but apparently no other candy, or ''drinking salad dressing'') that were bought from specific places (like ice cream sandwiches bought specifically from the gas station across the street from where he lives, or Bloomin' Onion specifically bought from the county fair). The true gold comes from the $1 pledge goal: He will name each food item after a backer, then eat it while making creepy comments.

** And now there's ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zni6P1WNvjo Move Over, Busco Quadnary!]]'', in which John attempts to get funding to go out and explain [[ArtisticLicensePhysics his own take]] on ''unified field theory'', which he evidently [[{{Malaproper}} "came to catharsis"]] about while playing an online video game (Mercenary Wars) and trying to convert his opponents to Christianity. This particular project was a ''successful'' Kickstarter... [[DamnedByFaintPraise because he only asked for $10]].

** The actual Kickstarter page for the Pot Shot shows that Sean doesn't seem to fully understand what exactly Kickstarter does, with disastrous results.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u22rAMfHv1o Real Steel in Real Life]]'' tries to pitch what is essentially a {{defictionalization}} of ''Film/RealSteel''. The pitch video consists entirely of 6 minutes of random footage from the film in question. The actual page is golden, including a "risks and challenges" section that glosses over all of the very real issues the duo think up (such as the very heavy yet agile robots possibly falling onto the spectators standing five feet away as they are in the film, that building robots for this purpose in the first place would be much more complicated and probably more expensive than they're expecting... or that they've apparently not asked for permission to use footage from or the name of ''Real Steel'' to market themselves) in favor of lazy-school-essay-level CaptainObvious statements such as that the only challenge is getting the three million bucks he's asking for, and that the only risk is not getting that funding. Then there's the timeline issues involved with the pledge goals, such as that the kickstarter is only giving itself six months to build and complete a pair of ''giant robots meant to fight each other'', or that one common pledge reward is for a video of the first live show... [[TemporalParadox a month before it's actually held]]?

** The hosts also note there's an entire floor's worth of machines dedicated to sorting and dispensing specific products only to just dump them all on a single conveyor belt and rely on a human being to sort them ''a second time'' for the aisles. Not to mention that there's a much more convenient and inexpensive way to do grocery shopping without leaving your car or even your house: online shopping.

** [=TieTuesday=] pokes fun at the fact that there's a whole set of machines dedicated to sorting out all the merchandise, only for them to dump all the merchandise onto another conveyor belt [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment where human operators are forced to sort them]] ''again''.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7_RSZPYgoY Thera: Bullet Hell? OR BULLET HEAVEN???]]'': A ''Franchise/{{Touhou}}'' ripoff called Thera that starts out with a brief intro from the stereotypically nerdy creator, then dives into gameplay footage that looks like something off Newgrounds.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXgCNTQNp9E Mother 4, I Think]]'' sees slowbeef and DJB look at a pitch for a confusing game involving, among other things, male pregnanacy, a script peppered with typos, and the word [[YouKeepUsingThatWord "virtual"]] being used every ten seconds.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILZ5bcd_sSE Viral Video]]'' has someone who wants to make a viral video using the Omni Treadmill, an Occulus Rift and a used Segway and needs $5000 to fund it. He only gets $1 and it was from just one person who wanted to mock how stupid the whole thing is, which was the one dollar goal gift.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UABSyUHpAQ Memesmemesmemes memes!]]'': A Kickstarter for ''What Do You Meme?'' which is basically TabletopGame/CardsAgainstHumanity [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin but with]] [[MemeticMutation memes]], created by [[SmallNameBigEgo Instagram "celebrity"]] [[MeaningfulName fuckjerry]] (whose account consists entirely of reposting other memes). After a cringe-worthy video with unfunny sketch comedy and [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil unlicensed use of]] [[Music/JustinBieber "What Do You Mean?"]] (not to mention all the stolen meme artwork), they go over the stretch goals, which range from the standard (add more meme cards) to the weird (fuckjerry will clean your room) to the seemingly illegal (fuckjerry will prank call anyone you want) to the creepy (fuckjerry will post a picture of your mom to Instagram, be your prom date, or crash your wedding/Bar Mitzvah). And after all this, much like the ''Barbarossa'' Kickstarter, it was funded several times over, raising almost '''$230,000''' (which they point out is a really small number, considering he has '''9.7 million''' Instagram followers).

->'''[=CrazyRiverOtter=] in the comments:''' Rule #1 of viral videos: if you make it known that you're deliberately attempting to create a viral video, it won't become a viral video.\\

-->'''[=CrazyRiverOtter=] in the comments:''' Rule #1 of viral videos: if you make it known that you're deliberately attempting to create a viral video, it won't become a viral video.\\

--->'''[=CrazyRiverOtter=] in the comments:''' Rule #1 of viral videos: if you make it known that you're deliberately attempting to create a viral video, it won't become a viral video.\\

--->'''[=CrazyRiverOtter=]:''' Rule #1 of viral videos: if you deliberately attempt to create a viral video, it won't become a viral video.\\
[EDIT: I meant that if you make it ''known'' that you are attempting to make a viral video, then it won't become one, not if it is intentional. Viral Marketing is the name for deliberate attempts at this.]

** And then there's the "backstory" that skips bizarre and dives straight into Franchise/TheTwilightZone, including ludicrous orders from President [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Drumpf]], a rocket containing a girl and Steve Jobs's body launched into an ozone hole/wormhole, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext sending them to an alternate reality, rebellious millenials joining Anonymous to become pirates,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then there's a death laser.]]

--->'''[=TieTuesday=]:''' ''(during an earthquake "demonstration")'' "Oh no, [[TemptingFate I hope]] [[TemptingFate my bed doesn't consume me...]]" ''(Safe Bed activates)'' "''[[IHaveAFamily My family!]]''"

'''Third Annotation''': Social Justice Warrior MUCH??!? LOL!\\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avdHSn6qCgQ Death Maze]]'' has some bearded guy against a cheesy, [[ChromaKey blacked-out green screen]] pitching an even cheesier game involving [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame prison inmates being hunted down]] in several labrynths. The crummy [[ConspicuousCGI animation and character design]] is bad enough, but then comes the crayon-drawing concept art...

** The resolution which has the author claiming he quickly got over his traumatic experience through therapy, but still has nightmares and hallucinations and continues to play Mega Man games.