History Funny / RespectAWoman

5th May '15 10:04:53 PM ShinyTsukkomi
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* The MyNeighborTotoro crossover AU has a great deal of these. A highlight is Hunter meeting the catbus. Note: These quotes are not consecutive.
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* The MyNeighborTotoro ''Anime/MyNeighborTotoro'' crossover AU has a great deal of these. A highlight is Hunter meeting the catbus. Note: These quotes are not consecutive.
3rd Aug '14 11:22:30 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Smoker''': "What no go away. I donít want no cuddles beat it I'd rather starve. Stupid cold donít need a stupid kid sitting on me you ainít even warm or nothing shoo. Grump grump grump grump. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzz."
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--> '''Smoker''': "What no go away. I donít want no cuddles beat it I'd rather starve.freeze. Stupid cold donít need a stupid kid sitting on me you ainít even warm or nothing shoo. Grump grump grump grump. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzz."
12th Feb '14 10:27:05 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Zombie!Charger decides to protect a tunnel of love swanboat from the survivors. She also cuddles up in a pile of stuffed elephants.
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* Zombie!Charger decides to protect a tunnel of love swanboat from the survivors. She also cuddles up in a pile of stuffed elephants.elephants. * Infected!Hunter is playing with infected!Smokerís neckbags and accidentally deflates one of them. Smoker goes from bored and aloof to OhCrap. * When the survivors are scavenging for food: --> '''Charger''': "The twinkies are all right of course, all the preservatives, not that itíll do us much good. The only food thatís still good is junk food. This is terrible!" --> '''Smoker''': "Yeah thatís real terrible alright." --> (Charger leaves) --> '''Hunter''': "This isnít terrible at all is it." --> '''Smoker''': "No itís really not." * Hunter CannotSpitItOut. --> '''Hunter''': (mentally) Tell her! Tell her! Tell her! Tell her right now! --> '''Smoker''': "Alright, Iím going to sleep." --> '''Hunter''': "OKAY GOODNIGHT" --> '''Hunter''': (mentally) WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME * Charger not wanting to sleep is given a callback in the Cured AU. --> '''Charger''': (obviously exhausted) ďmíawake, I can do it. --> '''Mousey''': "A littleÖ napÖ p-pleaseÖ" --> '''Charger''': "míawake, ím fine." --> '''Hunter''': (slams Chargerís face into the table) "SLEEEEP!" * Cured!Charger's still getting used to her arm. --> '''Charger''': "Oh, Angie, you have an eyelash on your cheek. I think I can get it." (pokes her in the eye) * In the cured AU, Mousey writes out a note to give to Hunter because she doesnít want to confront her directly. Smoker then points out that Hunterís blind. Her reaction is priceless.
3rd Feb '14 11:28:53 PM Hedgehog4891
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* In the cowboy AU Smoker gets tagged by a skunk when sheís getting water for Charger. The others have to drag her to a bath.
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* In the cowboy AU Smoker gets tagged by a skunk when sheís getting water for Charger. The others have to drag her to a bath.bath. * Zombie!Charger decides to protect a tunnel of love swanboat from the survivors. She also cuddles up in a pile of stuffed elephants.
3rd Feb '14 11:26:50 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Jockey starts singing Nicely Nicely rocking the boat and Smoker joins in, finishes the song with her, and then realizes what she just did. [[OhCrap Her face is priceless]].
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* Jockey starts singing Nicely Nicely rocking the boat Rocking The Boat and Smoker joins in, finishes the song with her, and then realizes what she just did. [[OhCrap Her face is priceless]].
3rd Feb '14 11:26:16 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Hunter''': "3-2-" (Charger passes out)
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--> '''Hunter''': "3-2-" (Charger passes out)out) * The MyNeighborTotoro crossover AU has a great deal of these. A highlight is Hunter meeting the catbus. Note: These quotes are not consecutive. --> '''Hunter''': "NOOO COME BACK KITTY BUS!" --> '''Hunter''': "THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE!" --> '''Hunter''': "omg it's like lying on a giant purring mattress." * There are a few sketches of Smoker as a stoner as well as a smoker. It's quite an amusing contrast to her usual nature. Then Hunter gets at some of her brownies... --> '''Hunter''': "What, was something wrong with them?" --> '''Smoker''': "Well, not wrong exactly, but... uh..." --> '''Hunter''': "How stoned am I going to be in an hour." --> '''Smoker''': "You might wanna go lie down." * Jockey starts singing Nicely Nicely rocking the boat and Smoker joins in, finishes the song with her, and then realizes what she just did. [[OhCrap Her face is priceless]]. * Smoker's all bundled up against the cold, and Jockey comes along: --> '''Smoker''': "Haah haah @#$%ing @#$% this %$#@ cold." --> (Jockey cuddles up to her) --> '''Smoker''': "What no go away. I donít want no cuddles beat it I'd rather starve. Stupid cold donít need a stupid kid sitting on me you ainít even warm or nothing shoo. Grump grump grump grump. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzz." * Smoker tries to carry a sleeping Hunter somewhere else, but falls over trying because she's such a lightweight. * Hunter tries to braid Jockey's hair. She fails. --> '''Jockey''': "Uh, What are you doing back there?" --> '''Hunter''': "Uh, when I said I knew how to braid I lied." * The vampire AU has some excellent moments. For example: --> '''Smoker''': (on the phone to Hunter): "Címon, you gotta come over tonight. Iím starving here." --> '''Hunter''': "I dunno, Iím real busy." --> '''Smoker''': "This isnít a joke, you know. I could die." --> '''Hunter''': "First you gotta say it." --> '''Smoker''': "No." --> '''Hunter''': "Say it! Or Iíll just stay home. This show looks real interesting." --> '''Smoker''': (facepalm) "ÖI want to suck your blood." --> '''Hunter''': "No, do the accent!" * Hunter convinces Smoker to be a little more active in the bedroom: --> '''Smoker''': (grabs Hunterís boob) --> '''Sound effect''': Honk --> '''Hunter''': "Try a little harder." --> '''Sound effect''': Honk honk --> '''Smoker''': "What, you got a manual or something? Because I could use it." * In the cowboy AU Smoker gets tagged by a skunk when sheís getting water for Charger. The others have to drag her to a bath.
2nd Feb '14 10:36:02 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Smoker''': "(smirks)"
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--> '''Smoker''': "(smirks)"(smirks)

--> '''Psychopro''': "In fact, I probably could have saved (your husband)-
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--> '''Psychopro''': "In fact, I probably could have saved (your husband)-husband)-"

--> '''Smoker''': Who says we gotta stop."
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--> '''Smoker''': Who "Who says we gotta stop."
2nd Feb '14 10:34:17 PM Hedgehog4891
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* When Boomer, Witch, and Tank (more survivors) met [[AxeCrazy Psycho]][[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain pro]], Tank ended throwing him overboard.
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* When Boomer, Witch, and Tank (more survivors) met [[AxeCrazy Psycho]][[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain pro]], Tank ended throwing him overboard.overboard. * In the mobster AU, when Smoker and Hunter have just signed on with Charger, Jockey, and the rest of Charger's gang: --> '''Jockey''': "Oh yeah I almost forgot, Miss Charger said if you steal anything sheís going to break all your fingers. See you at dinner! <3" --> '''Smoker''': "...I can respect that." * When Hunter gets in a fight and messes up her sweater, Smoker takes the time to sew it back together. She then embroiders the Meow Mix song on the back. * When the Survivors, who are traveling with Psychopro, start discussing their periods, he ends up running off screaming. --> '''Hunter''': "#$%@, if Iíd known it was that easy I would have done it hours ago. " --> '''Charger''': "So immature for a grown man." --> '''Jockey''': "Wow." --> '''Smoker''': "(smirks)" * At the beginning of the Cured AU, the scientist and his team lure Jockey out with a bouncy horse. Jockey tries to ride it like a survivor. It's hard to tell, but she seems to be enjoying herself. * When Psychopro and Charger are talking about David: --> '''Psychopro''': "In fact, I probably could have saved (your husband)- --> '''Smoker''': (clobbers him) --> '''Hunter''': "Dude, I was gonna do that!" --> '''Smoker''': Who says we gotta stop." --> '''Charger''': "Uh..." * Charger walks in on Smoker and Hunter having sex. --> '''Charger''': "...Uh huh. When you two are finished, come back outside. I want to discuss our route tomorrow." (exits) --> ({{beat}}) --> '''Hunter''': "Uh... At least she's cool with it?" --> '''Smoker''': "I'm never going outside again." * Then there's what happens if Jockey interrupts them. --> (later) --> '''Jockey''': "Sorry for walking in on you guys, I didnít know-" --> '''Smoker''': "I don't want to talk about it." --> ({{beat}}) --> '''Jockey''': "Yíknow I woulda thought youíd be on top, you seem like-" --> '''Smoker''': "JUST #$%@ SHUT IT." * Charger being stubborn is a fine source of comedy. For example: --> '''Hunter''': "Charger you took like three adrenalines today, you should go to sleep. You can take the last shift if you want but seriously go to sleep." --> '''Charger''': "Iím fine Iím going to and I can Iíll go and keep and then itís fine." --> '''Hunter''': "What?" --> '''Charger''': "Have to and Iím going itís fine." --> '''Hunter''': "3-2-" (Charger passes out)
1st Feb '14 10:47:06 PM Hedgehog4891
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---> '''Hunter''': "Shh."
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---> --> '''Hunter''': "Shh."
30th Jan '14 11:05:12 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Hunter''': "Well I'm going to wind up eating half of it so no onions."
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--> '''Hunter''': "Well I'm going to wind up eating half of it so no onions."" * When Boomer, Witch, and Tank (more survivors) met [[AxeCrazy Psycho]][[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain pro]], Tank ended throwing him overboard.
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