History Funny / RespectAWoman

30th Aug '16 1:45:00 PM Bardic_Feline
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-->'''Juan'': Okay, so! You don't remember anything, so let's start over, okay? I'm Juan, we knew each other once. I'm glad you're alive, pretty much everyone else I know is gone. So, you're a Smoker, huh? That must be tough. You know, I'm volunteering to help zombies like you, just want to do my part and all...looks like you still don't say much, huh.

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-->'''Juan'': -->'''Juan''': Okay, so! You don't remember anything, so let's start over, okay? I'm Juan, we knew each other once. I'm glad you're alive, pretty much everyone else I know is gone. So, you're a Smoker, huh? That must be tough. You know, I'm volunteering to help zombies like you, just want to do my part and all...looks like you still don't say much, huh.
30th Aug '16 1:44:05 PM Bardic_Feline
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* Another example from the Cured AU is Smoker's ex, Juan, attempting to reintroduce himself to her, as she, like most of the cured, has a spotty memory of her past at best. His attempt is...um. [[PerpetualFootInMouth Not]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Good]]. [[http://www.lolhelensucks.com/images/huntersmoker/SmokerJuanreunite2.gif]]

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* Another example from the Cured AU is Smoker's ex, Juan, attempting to reintroduce himself to her, as she, like most of the cured, has a spotty memory of her past at best. His attempt is...um. [[PerpetualFootInMouth [[OpenMouthInsertFoot Not]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Good]]. [[http://www.lolhelensucks.com/images/huntersmoker/SmokerJuanreunite2.gif]]



--> '''Juan''': (to himself as he face palms) God@#%it, Juan, she doesn't remember anything, why would you tell her we were #%@holes to each other, start over for Christ's sake.

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--> '''Juan''': (to himself as he face palms) God@#%it, Juan, she doesn't remember anything, why would you tell her we were #%@holes to each other, start over for Christ's sake.sake.
-->'''Juan'': Okay, so! You don't remember anything, so let's start over, okay? I'm Juan, we knew each other once. I'm glad you're alive, pretty much everyone else I know is gone. So, you're a Smoker, huh? That must be tough. You know, I'm volunteering to help zombies like you, just want to do my part and all...looks like you still don't say much, huh.
-->'''Smoker''': (silently gestures to her bandaged throat)
-->'''Juan''':(facepalm the second) RIGHT, Smoker's can't talk, I knew that. God@#%@it Juan.
30th Aug '16 1:27:09 PM Bardic_Feline
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* In the cured AU, Mousey writes out a note to give to Hunter because she doesnít want to confront her directly. Smoker then points out that Hunterís blind. Her reaction is priceless.

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* In the cured AU, Mousey writes out a note to give to Hunter because she doesnít want to confront her directly. Smoker then points out that Hunterís blind. Her reaction is priceless.priceless.
*Another example from the Cured AU is Smoker's ex, Juan, attempting to reintroduce himself to her, as she, like most of the cured, has a spotty memory of her past at best. His attempt is...um. [[PerpetualFootInMouth Not]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Good]]. [[http://www.lolhelensucks.com/images/huntersmoker/SmokerJuanreunite2.gif]]
--> '''Juan''': You know, Juan Rivera? Your ex-boyfriend? We met at that concert? Played guitar together? Broke up like a year later? You called me a controlling jack@$$ and said you never wanted to see...me...again...
--> '''Smoker''': (Silent glare)
--> '''Juan''': (to himself as he face palms) God@#%it, Juan, she doesn't remember anything, why would you tell her we were #%@holes to each other, start over for Christ's sake.
5th May '15 10:04:53 PM ShinyTsukkomi
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* The MyNeighborTotoro crossover AU has a great deal of these. A highlight is Hunter meeting the catbus. Note: These quotes are not consecutive.

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* The MyNeighborTotoro ''Anime/MyNeighborTotoro'' crossover AU has a great deal of these. A highlight is Hunter meeting the catbus. Note: These quotes are not consecutive.
3rd Aug '14 11:22:30 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Smoker''': "What no go away. I donít want no cuddles beat it I'd rather starve. Stupid cold donít need a stupid kid sitting on me you ainít even warm or nothing shoo. Grump grump grump grump. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzz."

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--> '''Smoker''': "What no go away. I donít want no cuddles beat it I'd rather starve.freeze. Stupid cold donít need a stupid kid sitting on me you ainít even warm or nothing shoo. Grump grump grump grump. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzz."
12th Feb '14 10:27:05 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Zombie!Charger decides to protect a tunnel of love swanboat from the survivors. She also cuddles up in a pile of stuffed elephants.

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* Zombie!Charger decides to protect a tunnel of love swanboat from the survivors. She also cuddles up in a pile of stuffed elephants.elephants.
* Infected!Hunter is playing with infected!Smokerís neckbags and accidentally deflates one of them. Smoker goes from bored and aloof to OhCrap.
* When the survivors are scavenging for food:
--> '''Charger''': "The twinkies are all right of course, all the preservatives, not that itíll do us much good. The only food thatís still good is junk food. This is terrible!"
--> '''Smoker''': "Yeah thatís real terrible alright."
--> (Charger leaves)
--> '''Hunter''': "This isnít terrible at all is it."
--> '''Smoker''': "No itís really not."
* Hunter CannotSpitItOut.
--> '''Hunter''': (mentally) Tell her! Tell her! Tell her! Tell her right now!
--> '''Smoker''': "Alright, Iím going to sleep."
--> '''Hunter''': "OKAY GOODNIGHT"
--> '''Hunter''': (mentally) WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
* Charger not wanting to sleep is given a callback in the Cured AU.
--> '''Charger''': (obviously exhausted) ďmíawake, I can do it.
--> '''Mousey''': "A littleÖ napÖ p-pleaseÖ"
--> '''Charger''': "míawake, ím fine."
--> '''Hunter''': (slams Chargerís face into the table) "SLEEEEP!"
* Cured!Charger's still getting used to her arm.
--> '''Charger''': "Oh, Angie, you have an eyelash on your cheek. I think I can get it." (pokes her in the eye)
* In the cured AU, Mousey writes out a note to give to Hunter because she doesnít want to confront her directly. Smoker then points out that Hunterís blind. Her reaction is priceless.
3rd Feb '14 11:28:53 PM Hedgehog4891
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* In the cowboy AU Smoker gets tagged by a skunk when sheís getting water for Charger. The others have to drag her to a bath.

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* In the cowboy AU Smoker gets tagged by a skunk when sheís getting water for Charger. The others have to drag her to a bath.bath.
* Zombie!Charger decides to protect a tunnel of love swanboat from the survivors. She also cuddles up in a pile of stuffed elephants.
3rd Feb '14 11:26:50 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Jockey starts singing Nicely Nicely rocking the boat and Smoker joins in, finishes the song with her, and then realizes what she just did. [[OhCrap Her face is priceless]].

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* Jockey starts singing Nicely Nicely rocking the boat Rocking The Boat and Smoker joins in, finishes the song with her, and then realizes what she just did. [[OhCrap Her face is priceless]].
3rd Feb '14 11:26:16 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Hunter''': "3-2-" (Charger passes out)

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--> '''Hunter''': "3-2-" (Charger passes out)out)
* The MyNeighborTotoro crossover AU has a great deal of these. A highlight is Hunter meeting the catbus. Note: These quotes are not consecutive.
--> '''Hunter''': "NOOO COME BACK KITTY BUS!"
--> '''Hunter''': "THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE!"
--> '''Hunter''': "omg it's like lying on a giant purring mattress."
* There are a few sketches of Smoker as a stoner as well as a smoker. It's quite an amusing contrast to her usual nature. Then Hunter gets at some of her brownies...
--> '''Hunter''': "What, was something wrong with them?"
--> '''Smoker''': "Well, not wrong exactly, but... uh..."
--> '''Hunter''': "How stoned am I going to be in an hour."
--> '''Smoker''': "You might wanna go lie down."
* Jockey starts singing Nicely Nicely rocking the boat and Smoker joins in, finishes the song with her, and then realizes what she just did. [[OhCrap Her face is priceless]].
* Smoker's all bundled up against the cold, and Jockey comes along:
--> '''Smoker''': "Haah haah @#$%ing @#$% this %$#@ cold."
--> (Jockey cuddles up to her)
--> '''Smoker''': "What no go away. I donít want no cuddles beat it I'd rather starve. Stupid cold donít need a stupid kid sitting on me you ainít even warm or nothing shoo. Grump grump grump grump. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzz."
* Smoker tries to carry a sleeping Hunter somewhere else, but falls over trying because she's such a lightweight.
* Hunter tries to braid Jockey's hair. She fails.
--> '''Jockey''': "Uh, What are you doing back there?"
--> '''Hunter''': "Uh, when I said I knew how to braid I lied."
* The vampire AU has some excellent moments. For example:
--> '''Smoker''': (on the phone to Hunter): "Címon, you gotta come over tonight. Iím starving here."
--> '''Hunter''': "I dunno, Iím real busy."
--> '''Smoker''': "This isnít a joke, you know. I could die."
--> '''Hunter''': "First you gotta say it."
--> '''Smoker''': "No."
--> '''Hunter''': "Say it! Or Iíll just stay home. This show looks real interesting."
--> '''Smoker''': (facepalm) "ÖI want to suck your blood."
--> '''Hunter''': "No, do the accent!"
* Hunter convinces Smoker to be a little more active in the bedroom:
--> '''Smoker''': (grabs Hunterís boob)
--> '''Sound effect''': Honk
--> '''Hunter''': "Try a little harder."
--> '''Sound effect''': Honk honk
--> '''Smoker''': "What, you got a manual or something? Because I could use it."
* In the cowboy AU Smoker gets tagged by a skunk when sheís getting water for Charger. The others have to drag her to a bath.
2nd Feb '14 10:36:02 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Smoker''': "(smirks)"

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--> '''Smoker''': "(smirks)"(smirks)



--> '''Psychopro''': "In fact, I probably could have saved (your husband)-

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--> '''Psychopro''': "In fact, I probably could have saved (your husband)-husband)-"



--> '''Smoker''': Who says we gotta stop."

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--> '''Smoker''': Who "Who says we gotta stop."
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