History Funny / RespectAWoman

5th May '15 10:04:53 PM ShinyTsukkomi
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* The MyNeighborTotoro crossover AU has a great deal of these. A highlight is Hunter meeting the catbus. Note: These quotes are not consecutive.

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* The MyNeighborTotoro ''Anime/MyNeighborTotoro'' crossover AU has a great deal of these. A highlight is Hunter meeting the catbus. Note: These quotes are not consecutive.
3rd Aug '14 11:22:30 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Smoker''': "What no go away. I donít want no cuddles beat it I'd rather starve. Stupid cold donít need a stupid kid sitting on me you ainít even warm or nothing shoo. Grump grump grump grump. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzz."

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--> '''Smoker''': "What no go away. I donít want no cuddles beat it I'd rather starve.freeze. Stupid cold donít need a stupid kid sitting on me you ainít even warm or nothing shoo. Grump grump grump grump. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzz."
12th Feb '14 10:27:05 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Zombie!Charger decides to protect a tunnel of love swanboat from the survivors. She also cuddles up in a pile of stuffed elephants.

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* Zombie!Charger decides to protect a tunnel of love swanboat from the survivors. She also cuddles up in a pile of stuffed elephants.elephants.
* Infected!Hunter is playing with infected!Smokerís neckbags and accidentally deflates one of them. Smoker goes from bored and aloof to OhCrap.
* When the survivors are scavenging for food:
--> '''Charger''': "The twinkies are all right of course, all the preservatives, not that itíll do us much good. The only food thatís still good is junk food. This is terrible!"
--> '''Smoker''': "Yeah thatís real terrible alright."
--> (Charger leaves)
--> '''Hunter''': "This isnít terrible at all is it."
--> '''Smoker''': "No itís really not."
* Hunter CannotSpitItOut.
--> '''Hunter''': (mentally) Tell her! Tell her! Tell her! Tell her right now!
--> '''Smoker''': "Alright, Iím going to sleep."
--> '''Hunter''': "OKAY GOODNIGHT"
--> '''Hunter''': (mentally) WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
* Charger not wanting to sleep is given a callback in the Cured AU.
--> '''Charger''': (obviously exhausted) ďmíawake, I can do it.
--> '''Mousey''': "A littleÖ napÖ p-pleaseÖ"
--> '''Charger''': "míawake, ím fine."
--> '''Hunter''': (slams Chargerís face into the table) "SLEEEEP!"
* Cured!Charger's still getting used to her arm.
--> '''Charger''': "Oh, Angie, you have an eyelash on your cheek. I think I can get it." (pokes her in the eye)
* In the cured AU, Mousey writes out a note to give to Hunter because she doesnít want to confront her directly. Smoker then points out that Hunterís blind. Her reaction is priceless.
3rd Feb '14 11:28:53 PM Hedgehog4891
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* In the cowboy AU Smoker gets tagged by a skunk when sheís getting water for Charger. The others have to drag her to a bath.

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* In the cowboy AU Smoker gets tagged by a skunk when sheís getting water for Charger. The others have to drag her to a bath.bath.
* Zombie!Charger decides to protect a tunnel of love swanboat from the survivors. She also cuddles up in a pile of stuffed elephants.
3rd Feb '14 11:26:50 PM Hedgehog4891
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* Jockey starts singing Nicely Nicely rocking the boat and Smoker joins in, finishes the song with her, and then realizes what she just did. [[OhCrap Her face is priceless]].

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* Jockey starts singing Nicely Nicely rocking the boat Rocking The Boat and Smoker joins in, finishes the song with her, and then realizes what she just did. [[OhCrap Her face is priceless]].
3rd Feb '14 11:26:16 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Hunter''': "3-2-" (Charger passes out)

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--> '''Hunter''': "3-2-" (Charger passes out)out)
* The MyNeighborTotoro crossover AU has a great deal of these. A highlight is Hunter meeting the catbus. Note: These quotes are not consecutive.
--> '''Hunter''': "NOOO COME BACK KITTY BUS!"
--> '''Hunter''': "THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE!"
--> '''Hunter''': "omg it's like lying on a giant purring mattress."
* There are a few sketches of Smoker as a stoner as well as a smoker. It's quite an amusing contrast to her usual nature. Then Hunter gets at some of her brownies...
--> '''Hunter''': "What, was something wrong with them?"
--> '''Smoker''': "Well, not wrong exactly, but... uh..."
--> '''Hunter''': "How stoned am I going to be in an hour."
--> '''Smoker''': "You might wanna go lie down."
* Jockey starts singing Nicely Nicely rocking the boat and Smoker joins in, finishes the song with her, and then realizes what she just did. [[OhCrap Her face is priceless]].
* Smoker's all bundled up against the cold, and Jockey comes along:
--> '''Smoker''': "Haah haah @#$%ing @#$% this %$#@ cold."
--> (Jockey cuddles up to her)
--> '''Smoker''': "What no go away. I donít want no cuddles beat it I'd rather starve. Stupid cold donít need a stupid kid sitting on me you ainít even warm or nothing shoo. Grump grump grump grump. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzz."
* Smoker tries to carry a sleeping Hunter somewhere else, but falls over trying because she's such a lightweight.
* Hunter tries to braid Jockey's hair. She fails.
--> '''Jockey''': "Uh, What are you doing back there?"
--> '''Hunter''': "Uh, when I said I knew how to braid I lied."
* The vampire AU has some excellent moments. For example:
--> '''Smoker''': (on the phone to Hunter): "Címon, you gotta come over tonight. Iím starving here."
--> '''Hunter''': "I dunno, Iím real busy."
--> '''Smoker''': "This isnít a joke, you know. I could die."
--> '''Hunter''': "First you gotta say it."
--> '''Smoker''': "No."
--> '''Hunter''': "Say it! Or Iíll just stay home. This show looks real interesting."
--> '''Smoker''': (facepalm) "ÖI want to suck your blood."
--> '''Hunter''': "No, do the accent!"
* Hunter convinces Smoker to be a little more active in the bedroom:
--> '''Smoker''': (grabs Hunterís boob)
--> '''Sound effect''': Honk
--> '''Hunter''': "Try a little harder."
--> '''Sound effect''': Honk honk
--> '''Smoker''': "What, you got a manual or something? Because I could use it."
* In the cowboy AU Smoker gets tagged by a skunk when sheís getting water for Charger. The others have to drag her to a bath.
2nd Feb '14 10:36:02 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Smoker''': "(smirks)"

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--> '''Smoker''': "(smirks)"(smirks)



--> '''Psychopro''': "In fact, I probably could have saved (your husband)-

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--> '''Psychopro''': "In fact, I probably could have saved (your husband)-husband)-"



--> '''Smoker''': Who says we gotta stop."

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--> '''Smoker''': Who "Who says we gotta stop."
2nd Feb '14 10:34:17 PM Hedgehog4891
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* When Boomer, Witch, and Tank (more survivors) met [[AxeCrazy Psycho]][[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain pro]], Tank ended throwing him overboard.

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* When Boomer, Witch, and Tank (more survivors) met [[AxeCrazy Psycho]][[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain pro]], Tank ended throwing him overboard.overboard.
* In the mobster AU, when Smoker and Hunter have just signed on with Charger, Jockey, and the rest of Charger's gang:
--> '''Jockey''': "Oh yeah I almost forgot, Miss Charger said if you steal anything sheís going to break all your fingers. See you at dinner! <3"
--> '''Smoker''': "...I can respect that."
* When Hunter gets in a fight and messes up her sweater, Smoker takes the time to sew it back together. She then embroiders the Meow Mix song on the back.
* When the Survivors, who are traveling with Psychopro, start discussing their periods, he ends up running off screaming.
--> '''Hunter''': "#$%@, if Iíd known it was that easy I would have done it hours ago. "
--> '''Charger''': "So immature for a grown man."
--> '''Jockey''': "Wow."
--> '''Smoker''': "(smirks)"
* At the beginning of the Cured AU, the scientist and his team lure Jockey out with a bouncy horse. Jockey tries to ride it like a survivor. It's hard to tell, but she seems to be enjoying herself.
* When Psychopro and Charger are talking about David:
--> '''Psychopro''': "In fact, I probably could have saved (your husband)-
--> '''Smoker''': (clobbers him)
--> '''Hunter''': "Dude, I was gonna do that!"
--> '''Smoker''': Who says we gotta stop."
--> '''Charger''': "Uh..."
* Charger walks in on Smoker and Hunter having sex.
--> '''Charger''': "...Uh huh. When you two are finished, come back outside. I want to discuss our route tomorrow." (exits)
--> ({{beat}})
--> '''Hunter''': "Uh... At least she's cool with it?"
--> '''Smoker''': "I'm never going outside again."
* Then there's what happens if Jockey interrupts them.
--> (later)
--> '''Jockey''': "Sorry for walking in on you guys, I didnít know-"
--> '''Smoker''': "I don't want to talk about it."
--> ({{beat}})
--> '''Jockey''': "Yíknow I woulda thought youíd be on top, you seem like-"
--> '''Smoker''': "JUST #$%@ SHUT IT."
* Charger being stubborn is a fine source of comedy. For example:
--> '''Hunter''': "Charger you took like three adrenalines today, you should go to sleep. You can take the last shift if you want but seriously go to sleep."
--> '''Charger''': "Iím fine Iím going to and I can Iíll go and keep and then itís fine."
--> '''Hunter''': "What?"
--> '''Charger''': "Have to and Iím going itís fine."
--> '''Hunter''': "3-2-" (Charger passes out)
1st Feb '14 10:47:06 PM Hedgehog4891
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---> '''Hunter''': "Shh."

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---> --> '''Hunter''': "Shh."
30th Jan '14 11:05:12 PM Hedgehog4891
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--> '''Hunter''': "Well I'm going to wind up eating half of it so no onions."

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--> '''Hunter''': "Well I'm going to wind up eating half of it so no onions.""
* When Boomer, Witch, and Tank (more survivors) met [[AxeCrazy Psycho]][[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain pro]], Tank ended throwing him overboard.
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