History Funny / RenegadeForLife

* "SAVE ME, CTHULHU!"

* Pajama Sam gets his foot caught in a rope trap.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Dammit! It missed his neck!
* After coming across a horribly cross-eyed tree:

* Every time a bit of SurpriseCreepy puts him into a StunnedSilence. ''Every'' time.

* Hell, the entirety of Vegeta's journey on the Adventure Line�, and his increasing frustrations with the inability to stray away from the Line�.

-->'''Vegeta:''' ''Hooolllyyyyyy'' '''''Shiiitttttttttt�''''' '''''YEESSSSSS!!!!'''''

-->'''Yandere-chan''': She has taught me a new emotion� Rage.

-->'''Vegeta''': [[EvilLaugh Ahahahahahaha!]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion Happy Valentine's Day, Senpai�]]

-->'''Vegeta''': See, now, if earthlings were still in charge, they'd be on about, �Oh, we're gonna build a [[TheGreatWall planetary defense shell]], and [[UsefulNotes/{{Mexico}} Ma]][[UsefulNotes/{{Mars}} rs]] is going to pay for it.� Well, fuck off!

* Vegeta's reason for [[RageQuit quitting the game]]. He�s X-Com�s commander.
-->'''Vegeta''': Oh, ''[[SarcasmMode great]]'', I'm [[UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan the Grand Wizard]]! Y�know what? ''Fuck'' this.

'''Vegeta:''' Argh-gah! Oh, it spread everywhere. ''[sees that Victoria and the others are eating the contents of the "piñata"]'' Hey, I'm the one that broke it, I get first dibs at the--! ''[realizes that the "piñata" is actually a rat and the others are eating its remains]'' --rat. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Nevermind, you're good. Y� you're good. Alright.]]\\

** This was said upon getting a GameOver [[EpicFail shortly after arriving at the school]], because his ''immediate'' [[UnstoppableRage first reaction to learning that]] [[TheChewToy Kokona Haruka]] has a crush on Senpai [[LeeroyJenkins was to run up to her]] [[KatanasAreJustBetter with a katana]] [[MurderTheHypotenuse and kill her]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough in front of a bunch of students]], [[StupidEvil including]] [[WhatAnIdiot Senpai]].

* Vegeta gets so annoyed by Phone Guy's rambling that at the start of Night 2 when the phone rings he yells at Phone Guy to go to Hell. FunnyAneurysmMoment if you've played the full game and know Phone Guy is dead.

* Vegeta plays ''[[WideOpenSandbox Skyrim]]''. [[KillEmAll This goes exactly how you'd expect.]]

-->'''Vegeta:''' Are you not entertained?! 'Cause I'm not!

* After capturing Kingpin, Spider-Man faces some thugs. Vegeta disposes of one of them by throwing a mailbox at him, only for Vegeta to make a RealityEnsues realization with a WhamLine:

-->'''Frieza:''' Well, I suppose I should have expected a monkey to be enthralled with flinging its own dung at people.

* The second he gets to the Namek Saga, Vegeta quickly calls it the best game ever, due to taking control over himself and going through all his victories during the arc... and then he gets to the part where Frieza [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beats him to death]]. Cue RageQuit.

** Depending on how you look at it, it's either funny or horrific that he RageQuit at that point in the story. If Vegeta had gotten that far into the game, then that would mean that he endured seeing himself losing to Zarbon and Reccoome. Even if you consider that he knew he would get back at them, there's still the fact he also must have ''beaten himself as Goku and Gohan to have even played through Namek to begin with''. He accepted beating himself as '''Goku''' more than he does losing to Frieza.

* Its a sponsored game, by none other than...

* Why is Vegeta playing Deadpool? Because Nappa is funding the Deadpool movie.

-->'''Vegeta''': "Angers easily and [[AttackAttackAttack will not hesitate to attack anything]]." (''Immediately names it [[Anime/DragonBallGT VegetaJr.]]'')

* "Burninating the sky!"

[[folder:Spyro Reignited Trilogy]]
* Vegeta reacting to one of the world's names, "Sunny Flight":
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[ExactWords This]] ''[[ExactWords is]]'' [[ExactWords a sunny flight]]. [[FlatJoy Whee]].
* "SHEEEEEEEEP!"
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* When Vegeta comes across a Sphinx cat:

* Considering he starts playing as Goku, and that game being named ''after'' Goku, Vegeta is about as happy to be playing this game as you'd expect...until he sees Goku getting beat up by ''[[MemeticLoser Raditz]]'', which he finds hilarious, laughing hysterically for a solid minute as the cutscenes play. Turns out he wasn't aware that Raditz's first fight against Goku was a CurbStompBattle, because he assumed that Raditz was going to die at Kame House, then lets out a BigWhat when Raditz knocks out Goku in one hit.
-->'''Vegeta''': ''[As Raditz is stomping Goku's chest]'' I changed my mind, this is the best thing ever.

--->'''Vegeta:''' (''After Raditz killed the farmer'') I guarantee you he was proud of that.

''[Saibaman jumps onto Yamcha and [[TakingYouWithMe self-destructs]]]''\\

* Vegeta accusing Piccolo of stealing his BeamSpam. Then when he starts playing as Piccolo he gives him shit when his Ki-blasts can't destroy a stone arch.
* Then he gets to his fight with Goku and, of course, he lets himself (Well, Goku) get beat up by himself.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Oh I have waited a ''very'', very long time for this. [...] Yes! Get him! Get him me! Hahahaha! Beat the shit out of him! Come on, Kakarot, fight back! "Oh no, Vegeta, you're too strong! Ah! Please stop, I'm low grade Saiyan garbage!"

* "Oh. Oh, fine, I see how it is. ''Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot''. Oh yeah, cause he's so '''fucking''' important! Where's ''Dragon Ball Z: Vegeta''? The ''good'' game? Huuuuh?! '''WHERE?!''' This is the last time I do this shit for you."

* Vegeta gets so annoyed by Phone Guy's rambling that at the start of Night 2 when the phone rings he yells at Phone Guy to go to Hell. [[spoiler: FunnyAneurysmMoment if you've played the full game and know Phone Guy is dead.]]

* Hell, the entirety of Vegeta's journey on the Adventure Line™, and his increasing frustrations with the inability to stray away from the Line™.

* The ending RageQuit - [[spoiler: after giving into {{angrish}} and apparently pacing back and forth near the computer while screaming in rage, Vegeta then calmly states - "This has been Hotline Miami 2."]]

-->'''Vegeta:''' ''Hooolllyyyyyy'' '''''Shiiitttttttttt…''''' '''''YEESSSSSS!!!!'''''

* Vegeta gets pissed at Mistral's [[spoiler:Body Double]] firing the dwarf gekkos.

* His terrified reaction to the game turns into a rage-filled ClusterFBomb directed at Spooky after [[spoiler: being eaten by Specimen 4.]]
** Complete with [[spoiler: a brief appearance from Sadako]] [[KickTheDog just to give him one last jump scare]].

** [[spoiler: This turns into TearJerker as Toriel's kindness breaks through to Vegeta, creating an emotional connection with her. Throughout this, we get a glimpse into Vegeta's life and let's just say: Be thankful for what you have because Vegeta never had it.]]

** Also qualifies as a TearJerker and SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: [[spoiler: At the end of the ruins, he tries to get out of fighting Toriel, but he's forced to kill her. This causes Vegeta so much emotional anguish that ''he rage quits the game.'']]
--->'''Vegeta:''' [[spoiler: Nope! Nope, fuck this, I'm done! Nope! Nope! Not having any of this! Not going on this feels trip today! Fuck you!]]
*** [[spoiler: Vegeta then proceeds to walk away, and it sounds like he's actually ''sobbing'' as he does.]]

-->'''Yandere-chan''': She has taught me a new emotion… Rage.

-->'''Vegeta''': [[EvilLaugh Ahahahahahaha!]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion Happy Valentine's Day, Senpai…]]

-->'''Vegeta''': See, now, if earthlings were still in charge, they'd be on about, “Oh, we're gonna build a [[TheGreatWall planetary defense shell]], and [[UsefulNotes/{{Mexico}} Ma]][[UsefulNotes/{{Mars}} rs]] is going to pay for it.” Well, fuck off!

* Vegeta's reason for [[RageQuit quitting the game]]. He’s X-Com’s commander.
-->'''Vegeta''': Oh, ''[[SarcasmMode great]]'', I'm [[UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan the Grand Wizard]]! Y’know what? ''Fuck'' this.

* The ending: [[spoiler: Lanipator breaks character to call out Ubisoft for releasing another shoddy PC port and making a point of mentioning his obscenely high system specs to emphasize how much of an EpicFail it is that the game runs this poorly]].

* Finding a fox and asking "How's ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}''?" before trying to kill it. [[spoiler:He loses, but at least he keeps his Top Bear hat.]]
-->'''Vegeta''': That's the important thing to remember, that I am the Top Bear around here! [[spoiler:Just not as strong as a fox, I guess.]]\\

* [[spoiler: Popo makes a special appearance at the beginning of the game.]]

* This gets hit with a ''massive'' RewatchBonus: since it's a VR game, what you have is [[spoiler:Lanipator cosplaying as]] Vegeta standing in a room flailing his limbs and yelling at nothing most of the time. Then he pulls off his headset when he gets tired of the game and things get even better...
-->'''Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]]''': ''(throws down VR headset)'' Nope! Nope! Can't do it, can't do it!\\

'''Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]]''': A SAIYAN PRINCE DOES NOT NEED ''A'' JOB, LET ALONE ''THAT'' JOB! [[FlippingTheBird FUCK YOU]], [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'M OUT]]!\\
''(Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]] storms off, only to come back in a moment later)''\\
'''Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]]''': Where's my money?!\\

'''Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]]''': [[AffablyEvil Thank you]]! ''(leaves, comes back in to [[FlippingTheBird flip off]] Grant one more time)''

-->'''Victoria:''' There you are! You nearly missed the piñata! It's the most adorable Spanish custom...\\

''[Vegeta!Arthur hits the "piñata" just as the Joy pill wears off, and realizes that he's covered in a red substance]''\\
'''Vegeta:''' Argh-gah! Oh, it spread everywhere. ''[sees that Victoria and the others are eating the contents of the "piñata"]'' Hey, I'm the one that broke it, I get first dibs at the--! ''[realizes that the "piñata" is actually a rat and the others are eating its remains]'' --rat. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Nevermind, you're good. Y— you're good. Alright.]]\\

-->'''Vegeta''' WHAT - WHAT - WHAT - WHAT - WHAT - WHAT - WHAT - WHAT - WHAT - WHAT - WHAT! THE! '''''FUUUUUUUUUUCK?!'''''
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[[folder:Resident Evil 2 Demo]]
* Throughout the demo Vegeta complains that he has to be the one to fix everything, with an edit of [[DuctTapeForEverything duct tape]] being added to repair whatever it is. At the end of the demo he runs into the [[ScrappyMechanic thirty minute time limit to play]] and smashes the screen with his controller. He then adds duct tape to the screen.

* Finding a fox and asking "How's ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}''?" before trying to kill it. [[spoiler:He loses, but at least he keeps his Top Bear hat.]]

* The first real action Vegeta takes in the game? [[KickTheDog Backstabbing someone]] [[UndignifiedDeath while they're peeing.]] Then video game physics kick in and, much to his surprise, the body ''leaps'' into the sea.

'''Vegeta:''' Ahahahahaha! It never gets fucking old!

* "Oh. Oh, fine, I see how it is. ''Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot''. Oh yeah, cause he's so '''fucking''' important! Where's ''Dragon Ball Z: Vegeta''? The ''good'' game? Huuuuh?! '''WHERE?!''' This is the last time I'll do this shit for you.

--->'''Vegeta:''' It never gets fucking old!