History Funny / RedVsBlueTheShisnoTrilogy

** To stave off yet ''another'' war between the two teams following Sarge's aforementioned destruction of the Red Team's Warthog, the Reds and Blues tried to put in place a new form of government. Proposals included: Anarchy[[note]]Grif[[/note]], monarchy-through-sword[[note]]Tucker[[/note]], military dictatorship[[note]]Sarge[[/note]], matriarchy[[note]][[NotSoAboveItAll Carolina]][[/note]] and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers malarkey]][[note]]Caboose[[/note]]. When Simmons tried to explain that malarkey wasn't a form of government, but a term for meaningless talk and nonsense, he then trailed off as [[DumbassHasAPoint everyone silently realized that description actually summed up the Blood Gulch Crew just fine]].

--->'''Carolina:''' Help me, Grif! Teach me how to be the ''best'' at being lazy!\\

* Caboose telling Chrovos [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Thank you, spooky nightmare!"]]

--->'''Church:''' ''(awkwardly)'' Well...at least I finally have some piece and quiet. [[TemptingFate Right?]] (Turns to ash) Oh, son of a-!\\

-->'''Caboose:''' I was teaching them "We Didn't Start the Fire" when I caught on fire!

* The fact that [[AnythingThatMoves Sister]], the woman who wants to bang ''Jack the Ripper,'' considers herself above sleeping with [[ButtMonkey Tucker]].

--> '''Tucker''': Just for the record, I ''hate'' this.\\

--> '''Locus''': [[DeadpanSnarker I, for one, believed]] ''every'' word of that and found it all ''very'' moving, so [[SuddenlyShouting CAN WE GO NOW PLEASE?!]]

-->''[[SurpriseCreepy Cut to various scenes of multiple Donuts freaking out, screaming and falling through temporal anomalies]]''

* Part of the reason Tucker doesn't suspect the many locked doors is because he thinks people could steal his possessions, or walk into his "[[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbatorium]]".

-->'''Caboose:''' Yeah, I am always confused about that too. Why do they say "Chips" when you mean "Freedom Fries"?

* Eventually, Wash vents off his time travel woes to ''the Triplets''. And Iowa, the dumbest of them all, [[DumbassHasAPoint gives him the idea]] [[StatingTheSimpleSoltion to just ask Carolina in the future when they're friends.]] [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot And once it turns out to be the right idea]] (following an extended StunnedSilence), [[http://flynn-science.tumblr.com/post/183994402988/for-everyone-who-wants-an-isolated-clip-of-wash Wash lets out an enraged yell]], confusing Carolina.

** And by "provide the BGM," they make drum and trumpet noises ''with their mouths.'' Special mention must be given to both [[StylisticSuck Grif's hilariously horrible rendition of a bugle]] and Sarge's offhand remark to the Blues that "[[WorthyOpponent You have my...]] [[SubvertedTrope Well, not respect,]] but something similar!"

-->'''Wash''': [[OhCrap Oh no.]] I am so sorry.\\
'''Donut''' Remember...further back...further back-
** Much much later
-->'''Donut:''' (exasperated) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis How. Does. It. Hurt. More. Every. Time?!]]

--->'''Simmons''': [[SayMyName DONUT!]] [[BigNo NOOOOO!!!]]\\

* Wyoming getting frustrated at all the bollocks that Wash is spewing.

** At one point, poor Wash is reduced to ''[[CornerOfWoe sobbing in the corner]]''.

'''South:''' Oh, that's easy... It's because '''[=you're=]''' a loser.\\
'''Wash:''' ...Is this how ''Donut'' feels all the time...?

* Eventually, Wash vents off his time travel woes to ''the Triplets''. And Iowa, the dumbest of them all, [[DumbassHasAPoint gives him the idea to just ask Carolina in the future when they're friends.]] [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot And once it turns out to be the right idea]] (following an extended StunnedSilence), [[http://flynn-science.tumblr.com/post/183994402988/for-everyone-who-wants-an-isolated-clip-of-wash Wash lets out an enraged yell]], confusing Carolina.

* Given Wash going after Carolina before Season 9 is a paradox in and of itself, a crack appears.
-->'''Wash:''' Shit. Sorry, space-time continuum. [[GodzillaThreshold I'm gonna have you take a few more hits.]]

* Genkins prevents Donut from getting crushed by Sister's Pelican... only for Donut to then get crushed by ''Wash's'' Pelican when he tries to confront Genkins.

** And by "provide the BGM," they make drum and trumpet noises ''with their mouths.'' Special mention must be given to both Grif's hilariously horrible rendition of a bugle and Sarge's offhand remark to the Blues that "[[WorthyOpponent You have my...]] [[SubvertedTrope Well, not respect,]] but something similar!"

* Grif's initial reaction upon realizing he's back in Blood Gulch is "Have I died and gone to Hell?"

-->'''Grif:''' Hey, that guy ruined pizza!\\

* When Caboose is beating up Church, the following discussion happens.

'''Donut:''' [[ARareSentence I think today he's giving birth to an alien?]]\\

* After that, Sister volunteers to help revive Tucker and bring him up to speed;

* Once Huggins is asked about possible paradoxes, realizing what it could be makes her go red and yell "THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!", making her parents admonish her with "Language!"

-->'''Wash:''' ''(stunned)'' Is... is Caboose a ''genius?''
-->'''Sarge:''' ''(irritated)'' If he is, I just prefer not to know.

--->'''Huggins:''' Hey, ''you!'' Why'd you make a paradox, ''ya butt?!''

--->'''Caboose:''' [[CallBack Time is made of circles]], I ''am'' familiar with the concept.

---> '''Donut:''' You put me down, sideline me, leave me to rot, shoot me over and over... \\

'''Huggins:''' I’ll '''kill you'''!

'''Huggins:''' '''FIX IT!''' (changes to friendly tone) No pressure. Love you!

'''Church:''' ''(marches towards Grif)'' '''''GIRLFRIEND KILLING! FU-'''''

** What makes the scene even funnier is how several commenters have pointed out the DramaticIrony of Geoff Ramsey's character [[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries being forced through a]] ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Wipeout]]'' [[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries course.]]
* Lopez ''speaking English with Spanish subtitles'', which means everyone can understand his insults, and thus being ostracized by the other Reds. And even worse, he's not Red Team's robot, but Gustavo ([[StylisticSuck who looks like a washing machine with cardboard and a rifle taped to it]]) is.

** Speaking of Caboose, there's the fact that when the Blood Gulch Crew arrive as TheCavalry for Carolina during her duel with [[EnemyWithout her past self]], he's actually holding [=Past!Carolina=] up with ''finger guns'' while everyone else is actually armed.

* Sarge's surprised reaction when Wash and Doc save him from his Labyrinth illusion (which has him stuck at [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII the Normandy landings]]): "Whoa, why are you guys in Normandy? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cheese tasting? Cider? The Bayeux Tapestry?]]"

* "Hey, you know my name! '''''[[SuddenlyShouting BIG FUCKING DEAL! GET OFF MY BASE!]]'''''"

* "Fi-fa-fo-fuck off, Grif!"

-->'''Huggins:''' Okay, Huggins. Lord, I come with news of the Shisno. Lord, I come with news of the Shisno. Lord, I come with... ''[calling out]'' Dad, I...! ''[quietly, to herself]'' Fuck!

* [[HeelFaceTurn Doc]] swears on "Scout's honor" that he'll help heal [[DentedIron Carolina]]. However, Doc was [[{{Metaphorgotten}} never a Boy Scout]] because [[AbsurdPhobia he's afraid of badges]].
* When Doc gets a closer look at Carolina:

-->'''Grif:''' You just saved us... so much bullshit. ''(sniffs)'' I'm sorry we fucked up time.\\

* A major factor in Jax [[spoiler:continuing to help Dylan now that they're going rogue]]? Once he gets back home, his student loans kick in.
* Dylan [[spoiler:finally reaching the Reds and Blues]] is played as a ShoutOut to the end of ''Film/TheForceAwakens'', with [[spoiler:Caboose standing in for Luke. And then he's freaked out to see Dylan behind him and falls over the cliff.]]

** [[invoked]] Grif convinced Simmons that ''Series/GameOfThrones'' really happened. Carolina describes this as [[SkewedPriorities one of the highlights of the ten months of shenanigans they were engaged in]], and one can hear [[{{Corpsing}} her holding back a laugh]] as she recounts it. Even better, a flashback shows that Grif only needed to convince [[SuperGullible Simmons]] of this by repeating "Yeah, way" enough times.
--->'''Simmons:''' [[invoked]] That... sounds... ''awesome!'' Man, I'm gonna go ''visit!''[[note]]Simmons' remark that he wants to visit Westeros is made even funnier in that, according to Joe Nicolosi in an [[WordOfGod AfterBuzz TV interview]], [[ThrowItIn that line was improvised]] by Gus Sorola on the spot.[[/note]]

* Grif's reaction to [[spoiler: the message from Church, knowing that this is the start of another adventure:]]

** [[invoked]] [[HarsherInHindsight Though it's considerably less funny]] after [[spoiler:it becomes one of the main reasons he temporarily [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves the Blood Gulch Crew]] in the following episode]].

* When Jax notices [[spoiler:Grif enter the cave, angrily muttering about the Church situation[[note]][[DeathIsCheap "Nobody stays dead!]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Why doesn't anybody stay dead?!"]][[/note]]]], what is his response?

* Sarge getting Lopez, Simmons, and Donut to [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext howl and bark like dogs]] because of the coming [[Theatre/JuliusCaesar "dogs of war."]] Jax, who was sent to check up on them, is [[LockedOutOfTheLoop appropriately]] [[ReactionShot baffled]].

* Despite the scene being largely a TearJerker, [[spoiler: Grif's]] conversation with the rest of the Blood Gulch Crew at the end of the episode leads to him complaining that "Church's [[TheyKilledKennyAgain died more times]] than ComicBook/JeanGrey. It's getting ''old.''"

* We cut to the FOTUS Soldier standing over what appears to be the dead bodies of Sarge, Simmons, and Caboose after getting a distressing call from Caboose, and you assume the worst, especially with the eerie scream heard in the background, followed by a well-timed thunderclap. [[spoiler: Turns out Sarge had finally passed out from lack of sleep (while having a dream of [[CrossesTheLineTwice a deported Lopez]]), Simmons saw a snake (a small one at that) and fainted, and Caboose got scared and decided to play dead ("Is the bad man gone yet?"). Our heroes, everybody!]]
* Y'know that ultra-scary soldier the reporters met in Episode 3? The guy who's looking for Tucker? [[spoiler: [[AntiClimax He's actually just a]] [[BadassBureaucrat Chorusan civil servant]] named Spencer [[FailOSuckyName Porkensenson]]. What he was '''really''' trying to do is serve Tucker a class-action suit for child-support payments. Turns out activating the Temple of Procreation on Chorus resulted in a '''lot''' of illegitimate kids that Tucker's the father of.]] Tucker appropriately seems very upset, giving off a BigNo afterwards. At the episode's end, he's just lying around the ship, no longer enthused about finding Church.

* After the Reds and Blues and the Blues and Reds have collectively taken down the [[spoiler:fighter crafts sent by the UNSC]], Surge reports that Lopez and Lorenzo were dismembered during the fight, with the two robots once again reduced to heads.

* Dylan's attempt to interview Sarge fails horribly, partially because of Sarge's own ridiculous paranoia but also because he spills that [[spoiler: Temple told him to find out what she knew in a screw up of an IKnowYouKnowIKnow moment.]]

* [[spoiler: Doc is back...and he immediately makes a hurricane of analogies about how more superior the Blues and Reds are to the Reds and Blues. [[InsultFriendlyFire Donut even joins in]]. Jax also "helps" Doc in this endeavor, claiming that if the Blues and Reds are "ComicBook/SpiderMan," [[{{Dissimile}} then the Reds and Blues are]] "[[Film/ThreeBigMen Turkish Spider-Man]]."]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Doc]]:''' They are the ding-dongs, and you are the dildos!

* The files on Temple's computer include a folder named "[[PornStash Buckey PRIVATE]]", and his most recent internet hits include "metafores", [[spoiler:"Shakesphere monologues", [[ObviouslyEvil "evil lairs for dummies" and "How to villain"]]]].

* Temple and [[spoiler:Biff]] discussing what place to shoot [[spoiler:Biff so he can leave with a medical discharge.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Biff:]]''' The butt? Are you insane? That's right next to my [[UnusualEuphemism jingo jangos]], okay? Bullets splinter.\\

'''[[spoiler:Biff:]]''' Arteries.\\

'''[[spoiler:Biff:]]''' "What? Yeah, I can't hear you because some idiot shot my ear off." No way! (growls in frustration) There's got to be some part of the body that's expendable!\\

'''[[spoiler:Biff:]]''' [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant If only I was a book.]]

* When told [[spoiler: she's going on a mission with the simulation troopers, Carolina vehemently insists she would never [[TemptingFate be on a mission with those simulation idiots.]]]]
* [[spoiler: When she gets to Blue Base, Carolina finds that to keep the Reds from finding their flag, the Blue Team buried it, then lost the map. Since they need both flags to win the "war", Loco made a new flag from a stick and blue briefs.]]
* The Blues and Reds all watch the [[spoiler: fight between Tex and Carolina]] they decide to put their own soundtrack to it. Things like high action music, [[SoundtrackDissonance Bruce Springsteen, and a Harry Potter audio book of all things]].

-->'''[[spoiler:Biff]]:''' Holy mother of awesome. Look at them.\\

'''[[spoiler:Biff]]:''' Oh! I got it. I just upgraded the base's sound system. Okay, Shelly, play "Action Mix"!
** Even better, [[MickeyMousing their change in soundtrack actually affects the fight]], with the two combatants noticeably changing speed and fighting style to fit the soundtrack to the point where [[spoiler:Carolina]] tells them to cut it out. Then Loco has the base play his ''Harry Potter'' audiobook.

** There's also the conversation right beforehand in which Loco is trying to explain [[spoiler:the time travel-elements of his invention to Caboose]], and Caboose being... well, ''[[TheDitz Caboose]],'' completely fails to get it at all. It's made especially funny in that even though the two simulation troopers basically share the same personality, Loco is getting [[NotSoAboveItAll audibly frustrated]] by Caboose ComicallyMissingThePoint.

** This scene also has Tucker dismissing [[spoiler:Sarge's]] claim that fighting a HopelessWar is "[[BloodKnight what we've always wanted!]]", instead claiming that what ''[=he's=]'' always wanted is "a pair of [[SexyScandinavian Scandinavian]] [[TwinThreesomeFantasy twin sisters]] in a [[WackyWaterbed waterbed]]."
** The [[TheBusCameBack glorious return]] of [[spoiler:[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} the Battle Creek Zealots]]!]]

* A mix of this and SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but [[spoiler:when the Reds and Blues (minus Sarge and Doc) get cornered]], they [[spoiler:attach Lopez's head to a missile and launch it, hoping he'll send reinforcements to help]].
-->'''Lopez:''' ''(as the [[spoiler:missile ascends]])'' '''''Shhhiiiiittt.'''''

* Immediately after that, Lopez is caught in a bright light and pulled into a ship. He asks what happened and who's there. [[spoiler: Locus then deactivates his camo right next to him.]] Lopez's response?

* Grif has gone full ''Film/CastAway'', painting several balls with the helmets of the Reds and Blues and doing impressions of them to play out their typical drama. He even taught himself Spanish for Lopez's lines, [[spoiler: which comes in handy when Locus arrives with Lopez]].

* Granted, it doubles as NightmareFuel somewhat, but [[spoiler:Locus makes his presence known by saying point blank what Grif currently is]].

'''[[spoiler:Locus]]:''' [[BrutalHonesty Completely insane.]] (Grif turns to look at a [[spoiler:newly parked spaceship... whereupon Locus deactivates his camo]]) ''[[SelfDeprecation I would know.]]''
* Part of realizing [[spoiler:Locus]] is real involves Grif grabbing him by the helmet. The fact that it's ''[[spoiler:Locus]]'' on the receiving end makes it even more hilarious.

* [[TalkativeLoon Grif's]] [[MotorMouth incessant chatter]] once he finally has someone to talk to. One can tell [[spoiler:Locus]] is finding the situation rather trying.
-->'''Grif:''' Cool ship, by the way. I bet that's an awesome side story. Does it have a name? How about the [[spoiler:Locus Pocus]]?\\

** As the fandom has noticed, [[spoiler:Locus has gone from having a guy in orange who talked too much as his partner to having to partner up with... [[MeetTheNewBoss another guy in orange who talks too much.]]]] Poor guy just can't catch a break, can he?

* At the end of the episode, we see a [[spoiler:still-frozen Wash and Carolina, complaining for [[SarcasmMode all the right reasons]] - respectively, Wash not being able to scratch his nose and Carolina being stuck in a "goddamn yoga pose"]].
** Even better when you remember that [[spoiler: a different Freelancer apparently ended up frozen mid-attack... which left him standing on ''one foot''. Wash and Carolina probably got off easy compared to him]].

* Wash is [[SanitySlippage a liiiiittle out of it]] [[spoiler: from starvation and dehydration after Locus rescues him and Carolina]].

'''[[spoiler: Locus]]''': We're not in an elevator.\\

'''Wash''': Yeah! You, [[spoiler: Locus]], and [[Series/SesameStreet Big Bird]] over there. ''(camera cuts to empty spot)'' What up, Big B!
** And then, there's [[spoiler: Locus claiming that he's taken up the oath to [[ThouShaltNotKill never kill again]]]].

'''Wash]''': ''(looking to his side)'' [[BreathlessNonSequitur I don't know, officer. I swear, I usually keep it in the glove box!]]
* Sarge tries to get Jax and Dylan to [[spoiler:say that it was his plan all along to be a FakeDefector]]. First, he is very serious about it, and they don't really buy helping him... but then this happens.
-->'''Sarge:''' [[ExactWords Let me phrase this another way...]] [[spoiler:(''[[AintTooProudToBeg goes down on his knees]]'') Pretty please with a cherry on top, tell the guys this was my plan all along, ohhhh... have mercy! [[DramaticIrony Don't make me beg! You wouldn't like what it sounds like!]]]]
* After running into [[spoiler: Locus]] and learning he's there to rescue the Blood Gulch Crew, Sarge insists on "proper procedure" to decide who leads the operation. [[spoiler: Rock Paper Scissors. Imagining the look on Locus' face as he stares at Sarge constantly playing a one-sided game of Rock Paper Scissors in StunnedSilence is the bulk of the hilarity. You can almost hear him thinking "''This'' is one of the people who took down Hargrove?"]]
** Even better is the implication that [[spoiler: ''Locus eventually went along with it''.]]
* [[spoiler:Locus can only take so much of the Reds and Blues' constant chatter, which results in him raising his voice to the ''highest'' octave we've ever heard from him up to this point:]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Locus]]''': ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Please]]''. [[spoiler:''(slices Tucker's cell open with his key)'']] '''[[SuddenlyShouting STOP!!!]]'''
* The reactions to [[spoiler: Locus']] jail break.

'''[[spoiler: Locus]]''': (with Caboose somehow managing to hug him) I ''hate'' this.
** After [[spoiler: Sarge's]] semi-touching apology to his friends for his [[spoiler: FaceHeelTurn]], [[spoiler: Locus]] gets this gem while growing [[NotSoStoic increasingly impatient with the Reds and Blues not following him out of the cellblock]].
--> '''[[spoiler:Locus]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker I, for one, believed]] ''every'' word of that and found it all ''very'' moving, so [[SuddenlyShouting CAN WE GO NOW PLEASE?!]]

* Vic's description of the [[spoiler:new [=UNSC=] headquarters']] defenses, complete with a sketch of it done in Windows XP-era [=MS-Paint.=]

* One Grunt makes an offensive comment about global warming, resulting in [[HumiliationConga him getting shot by Tucker, run over by Sarge, and finally kicked by Grif]] [[GroinAttack in the balls]].

* A '''huge''' dose of BlackComedy [[BlackComedyBurst goes down when]] [[spoiler:Surge is gradually brought around to Sarge's line of thinking, while the latter has an arm on the former to stop him from falling into lava]]. Of course, the latter then decides to [[ShaggyDogStory do a salute]].

* [[LaughablyEvil Temple's]] [[StylisticSuck hilariously awful]] [[EvilGloating evil monologue]] to the [[spoiler:armor-locked Reds and Blues]], which consists of an absurd string of {{Metaphorgotten}} old quotes, [[WaxingLyrical song lyrics]], and [[ShoutOut pop-culture references]] - backed by a [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn "monologue mix."]]
* Grif's BigDamnHeroes moment [[spoiler: [[EpicFail fails epically]]- instead of dramatically swinging to the rescue, he slips and falls with comical sound effects.]] Even [[spoiler: [[AxCrazy Temple]]]] is amused.

* Caboose's speech to [[spoiler: Season 1!Church]] is sweet, but it's just a ''little'' undercut by the latter's angry demands for an explanation.
-->'''[[spoiler:Season 1!Church]]:''' All right, which one of you asshats wants to tell me what the ''fuck'' is going on right now?!

* [[spoiler:Vic's HeroicSacrifice. Not only is it a parody of Epsilon's last scene from Season 13 ([[CrossesTheLineTwice complete with an 8 bit rendition of the music!]]), but it serves as the ultimate payoff to the season-long RunningGag of Vic wanting to die: as soon as he reaches that part of Epsilon's speech about whenever someone sacrifices themselves to save the day, said person is the only one to not know the pay off... except here, he begins ''celebrating'' finally being able to die.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Vic]]''': [[spoiler: This is 555-VICK signing off... (pissed) And if anybody backed me up, I will ''punch you in the nuts.'']]
** And on top of all that is the mere fact that [[spoiler: due to his above speech being prerecorded, Vic's ''actual'' final words were an extended and highly glitched "Duderino".]]
* After a massive build-up of energy [[spoiler:in the wake of Vic's HeroicSacrifice]], the massive time machine-laser drill completes the crescendo by...[[spoiler:disappearing in a cartoonish "pop!"]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Grif]]:''' Anyone want to explain ''what the fuck just happened?!''

* [[BigBad Temple]]'s eventual defeat is humiliating to say the least. [[spoiler: After going on a corny ViciousCycle monologue, Tucker scares the shit outta him with the threat of stabbing his face off before deactivating his sword and punching him out, leaving Temple in a hilarious pose.]]
** Also dips slightly into [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome]] due to Tucker [[spoiler: getting one hell of a comeback in on Temple considering Temple backstabbed just about ''all'' his allies.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Temple]]:''' [[spoiler: [[SmugSnake Yeah Tucker!]] If you kill me you'll just perpetuating this neverending cycle of revenge and retaliation! My [[TrrrillingRrrs frriends]] will avenge me!]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Tucker]]:''' [[spoiler: ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion What]]'' friends?]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Temple]]:''' [[spoiler: [[OhCrap I... Uh... Nonononononono!]] [[DirtyCoward No don't, please!]] (Gets decked)]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Tucker]]:''' [[spoiler: (snarled) ''Dickhead''.]]
* [[spoiler:[[SanitySlippage Wash]] is fine, being taken care of by Dr. Grey on Chorus! According to the Lieutenants and Sister, he claimed he had an important message for the Reds and Blues - [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} before he started singing the]] ''[[WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017 Duck]] [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987 Tales]]'' theme song and fell asleep.]]

* The last stinger during the credits? [[spoiler:Church ''still'' having no idea what the fuck the thing with Caboose and the time portal was about.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Season 1!Church]]:''' What the actual fuck? All right, well, [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain I'm just gonna try to forget that ever happened]] and [[LampshadeHanging never bring it up again]].

--->'''Caboose:''' ''(uneasy)'' Yeah... Church, [[spoiler:[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar (starts turning to ash) I don't feel so good...]] Wow, you guys are really translucent all of a sudden!]]

--->'''Church:''' ''(awkwardly)'' Well...at least I finally have some piece and quiet. [[TemptingFate Right?]] [[spoiler:(Turns to ash)]] Oh, son of a-!\\
'''Sarge:''' [[spoiler:[[Memes/AvengersInfinityWar Perfectly balanced, like all things should be]]. [[ButtMonkey Grif, you're next!]]]]

--->'''Genkins!Tex:''' [[invoked]] Yeah, Tex here, what ''he'' said! Also, Church, you know [[CrossesTheLineTwice you’re the ghost of a weird dude who created the robot equivalent of a body pillow]], [[EvenEvilHasStandards and whose emo lameness will indirectly kill hundreds of innocent peopl]]-''([[KilledMidSentence gets blown to smithereens by Grif's rocket launcher]])''