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--> '''Victoria:''' ''[on the phone, vaguely disappointed]'' "Please tell me you're not crashing with a weapon of mass destruction."\\
'''Frank:''' ''*very much crashing with a weapon of mass destruction.*''

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--> '''Victoria:''' ''[on the phone, vaguely disappointed]'' "Please Please tell me you're not crashing with a weapon of mass destruction."\\
'''Frank:''' ''*very much
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''Frank is, in fact, '''very much'''
crashing with a weapon of mass destruction.*''''
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* The scene depicting the "[[NoodleIncident favor]]" that Frank and Boggs complete for Ivan. A favor that apparently involved Frank and Boggs fleeing the Moldova army on foot, wearing dresses, with Frank frantically pushing Boggs in a wheelbarrow.

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* The scene depicting the "[[NoodleIncident favor]]" that Frank and Boggs complete for Ivan. A favor that apparently involved Frank and Boggs fleeing the Moldova army UN Peacekeepers on foot, wearing dresses, with Frank frantically pushing Boggs in a wheelbarrow.
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* The scene depicting the "[[NoodleIncident favor]]" that Frank and Boggs complete for Ivan.

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* The scene depicting the "[[NoodleIncident favor]]" that Frank and Boggs complete for Ivan. A favor that apparently involved Frank and Boggs fleeing the Moldova army on foot, wearing dresses, with Frank frantically pushing Boggs in a wheelbarrow.
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'''Frank:''' ''*very much crashing with a weapon of mass destruction.*''


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* Warren Ellis' statement on the AdaptationDistillation of the film: [[http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=8099 "If you were to film 66 pages of comics, you might, might just about get 40 minutes of film out of it. If you added a musical number."]]

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'''Frank:''' ''*very much crashing with a weapon of mass destruction.*''


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* Warren Ellis' statement on the AdaptationDistillation of the film: [[http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=8099 "If you were to film 66 pages of comics, you might, might just about get 40 minutes of film out of it. If you added a musical number."]]
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** Briefly after that, when someone calls her an "old bat", she stabs them with a syringe, having taken offence at being called "old" rather than "bat".
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--> '''Victoria:''' [on the phone, vaguely disappointed] "Please tell me you're not crashing with a weapon of mass destruction."\\
'''Frank:''' *very much crashing with a weapon of mass destruction*


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--> '''Victoria:''' [on ''[on the phone, vaguely disappointed] disappointed]'' "Please tell me you're not crashing with a weapon of mass destruction."\\
'''Frank:''' *very ''*very much crashing with a weapon of mass destruction*

destruction.*''

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** The fact that, considering his BackStory (the aforementioned being secretly dosed with LSD by the government for over a decade), everyone agrees that he's actually holding it together really quite well.

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* Frank's assessment of Cooper~ "6'1". Cute hair", especially given the fact that he only saw him briefly.

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* Frank's assessment of Cooper~ "6'1". Cute hair", Cooper, especially given the fact that he only saw him briefly.briefly:
-->'''Moses:''' "About 6',1[=''=], cute hair?"
-->'''Record Keeper:''' ''*clearly amused*'' "...Hair ''was'' cute!"
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** Dunning then lets out a snore while unconscious.
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-->'''Marvin''': Can I just shot him now?

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-->'''Marvin''': Can I just shot shoot him now?

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* Nothing like some good old fashioned CasualDangerDialogue:
--> '''Victoria:''' [on the phone, vaguely disappointed] "Please tell me you're not crashing with a weapon of mass destruction."\\
'''Frank:''' *very much crashing with a weapon of mass destruction*

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* When Victoria is portraying a mental patient, she claims to be "the Queen." Some fans may only think of her [[Film/TheQueen Academy Award-winning role]], but she is wearing an auburn wig and makes mention of talking to "Cecil," both direct references to her role in HBO's ''Series/ElizabethI''.
* [[ArtisticLicenseGunSafety Sarah insisting that she can handle the pistol Marvin gave her...and ''immediately'' pulling the trigger by accident]]. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded, of course:]]

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* When Victoria is portraying a mental patient, she claims to be "the Queen." Some fans may only think of her [[Film/TheQueen Academy Award-winning role]], but she is wearing an auburn wig and makes mention of talking to "Cecil," both direct references to her role in HBO's ''Series/ElizabethI''.
the miniseries ''Series/ElizabethI2005''.
* [[ArtisticLicenseGunSafety Sarah insisting that she can handle the pistol Marvin gave her...and ''immediately'' pulling the trigger by accident]]. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded, {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d, of course:]]course:
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** Contrasted elegantly with his calm demeanor as he takes the elevator to the parking garage, strolls leisurely past the firefight to wait for the backup limo, which he then [[StuffBlowingUp blows up]] with nary a raised eyebrow.
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* Bogg's expression when [[spoiler:Sara and Frank finally kiss]]. He's in full-on {{Squick}} mode.

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* Bogg's Boggs' expression when [[spoiler:Sara and Frank finally kiss]]. He's in full-on {{Squick}} mode.
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* When Victoria is portraying a mental patient, she claims to be "the Queen." Some fans may only think of her [[TheQueen Academy Award-winning role]], but she is wearing an auburn wig and makes mention of talking to "Cecil," both direct references to her role in HBO's ''Series/ElizabethI''.

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* When Victoria is portraying a mental patient, she claims to be "the Queen." Some fans may only think of her [[TheQueen [[Film/TheQueen Academy Award-winning role]], but she is wearing an auburn wig and makes mention of talking to "Cecil," both direct references to her role in HBO's ''Series/ElizabethI''.
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'''Marvin:''' Yeah, Biut I was saving it for an emergency.\\

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'''Marvin:''' Yeah, Biut but I was saving it for an emergency.\\

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'''Marvin:''' Yeah?\\



'''Frank:''' Is that dynamite in your pocket?\\
'''Marvin:''' Yeah, I was saving it for an emergency.

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'''Frank:''' Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket?\\
'''Marvin:''' Yeah, Biut I was saving it for an emergency.\\
'''Frank:''' Well... This is kind of an emergency, isn't it?

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* When Han opens fire on Marvin and Frank with a ridiculously enormous {{BFG}}, they crawl down the sidewalk and take cover behind a car. Marvin gets behind Frank, who suddenly frowns.

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* When Han opens fire on Marvin and Frank with a ridiculously enormous {{BFG}}, they crawl down the sidewalk and take cover behind a car. Marvin gets behind Frank, who suddenly frowns. Just the fact that many viewers probably didn't expect Marvin to actually have dynamite in his pocket...



** Just the fact that many viewers probably didn't expect Marvin to actually have dynamite in his pocket....

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** Just Even the fact that many viewers probably didn't expect Marvin tirades between Frank and Han is this:
--->'''Han: You dead yet, Moses?!'''
--->'''Frank:''' Not yet!
--->''(Han proceeds
to actually have dynamite in his pocket....
unload MoreDakka)''
--->'''Han: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WHERE'S! MY! PLANE?!]]'''
--->'''Frank:''' In my ass!
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--> '''Frank:''' "Oh...and Han just went number one."

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--> '''Frank:''' "Oh...and "And one more thing... Han just went number one."



--> '''Marvin:''' "Well why don't they just dip OUR BALLS IN HONEY AND '''TIE US TO AN ANT FARM'''!"
** Note they're in a diner at the time.

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--> '''Marvin:''' "Well why "Why don't they just dip DIP OUR BALLS IN HONEY AND '''TIE US TO AN ANT FARM'''!"
FARM'''?!"
** Note they're in a diner at the time.time, and that Marvin bellowed out the said line just as someone rang the bell.
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* PrettyInMink + [[{{BFG}} tripod-mounted .50-caliber Browning]].

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* PrettyInMink + [[{{BFG}} tripod-mounted .50-caliber Browning]].Browning]] = a master class in LadyOfWar. And, incidentally, MoreDakka.

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--> '''Marvin:''' "Well why don't they just dip OUR BALLS IN HONEY AND '''TIE US TO AN ANT FARM'''!"

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--> '''Marvin:''' "Well why don't they just dip OUR BALLS IN HONEY AND '''TIE US TO AN ANT FARM'''!" FARM'''!"
** Note they're in a diner at the time.
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* When Victoria is portraying a mental patient, she claims to be "the Queen." Some fans may only think of her [[TheQueen Academy Award-winning role]], but she is wearing an auburn wig and makes mention of talking to "Cecil," both direct references to her role in HBO's ''ElizabethI''.

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* When Victoria is portraying a mental patient, she claims to be "the Queen." Some fans may only think of her [[TheQueen Academy Award-winning role]], but she is wearing an auburn wig and makes mention of talking to "Cecil," both direct references to her role in HBO's ''ElizabethI''.''Series/ElizabethI''.

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* When Han opens fire on Marvin and Frank with a ridiculously enormous {{BFG}}, they crawl down the sidewalk and take cover behind a car. Marvin gets behind Frank, who suddenly frowns.
--> '''Frank:''' Marvin?\\
''(cur to overhead shot, showing Marvin is spooning Frank)''\\
'''Frank:''' Is that dynamite in your pocket?\\
'''Marvin:''' Yeah, I was saving it for an emergency.
** Just the fact that many viewers probably didn't expect Marvin to actually have dynamite in his pocket....

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--> First you owe me [[spoiler: 35 million for the plane and 20 million for not killing you!]]




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* Oh Marvin...
--> '''Frank:''' "Oh...and Han just went number one."
--> (beat)
--> '''Marvin:''' "Well why don't they just dip OUR BALLS IN HONEY AND '''TIE US TO AN ANT FARM'''!"
* When Marvin, Frank and Sara bump into Victoria.
--> '''Frank:''' "How the hell did she know we were coming here?"
--> '''Marvin:''' (after a small beat) "I did."
--> '''Frank:''' (DeathGlare to Marvin)
--> '''Marvin:''' "I couldn't take the suspense."
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-->'''Frank''': Yeah. I'm getting a little hungry too. We should pick something up. What do you feel like?
-->'''Sara''': *Sighs; Still muffled* Pizza.

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-->'''Frank''': Yeah. I'm getting a little hungry too. We What should pick something up. What do you feel like?
we get?
-->'''Sara''': *Sighs; Still (beat) *Still muffled* Pizza.

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* "Old Man, my ass!"

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* "Old Man, man, my ass!"



* Bogg's expression when [[spoiler: Sara and Frank finally kiss.]] He's in full on {{Squick}} mode.
* Marvin's lack of experience with paper cuts, and his ponderous look when he says "I mostly get shot"

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* Bogg's expression when [[spoiler: Sara [[spoiler:Sara and Frank finally kiss.]] kiss]]. He's in full on full-on {{Squick}} mode.
mode.
* Marvin's lack of experience with paper cuts, and his ponderous look when he says "I mostly get shot"shot."



* The ending, after Boggs [[spoiler: shoots Dunning's prone body, to make sure he's dead]].

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* The ending, after Boggs [[spoiler: shoots [[spoiler:shoots Dunning's prone body, to make sure he's dead]].



** "Moldova sucks!"

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** "Moldova sucks!" sucks!"



* ''THE PIG''
* Almost everything with John Malkovich's character, who is a paranoid delusional kept on a steady diet of LSD for eleven years. One moment has him running after the Vice-President, with old-fashioned dynamite and an actual ''clock'' tied to his chest, screaming.
* Ivan's strategy of clearing out the room at the Vice-President's gala: [[LargeHam "OH MY GOD! GAAAAAAASSSSSS!"]]

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** This exchange during the same scene:
-->'''Dunning''': I'm the bad guy!
-->'''Marvin''': Can I just shot him now?
-->'''Joe''': He's not worth a bullet. (''punches Dunning in the face, knocking him out'')
* ''THE PIG''
PIG''. It even squeaks whenever Marvin touches it.
* Almost everything with John Malkovich's character, Marvin, who is a paranoid delusional kept on a steady diet of LSD for eleven years. One moment has him running after the Vice-President, Vice President, with old-fashioned dynamite and an actual ''clock'' tied to his chest, screaming.
** His rant to Frank about the system:
-->'''Marvin''': Once they switch the flip, you're done! Satellites! The 'Net! Cell phones! Chips! The dentist...!
-->'''Frank''': Marvin!
** And this:
-->'''Marvin''': Do you know what the problem with this country is?
-->'''Sarah''': People are trying to kill us?
-->'''Marvin''': Exactly!
* Ivan's strategy of clearing out the room at the Vice-President's Vice President's gala: [[LargeHam "OH MY GOD! GAAAAAAASSSSSS!"]]



* This moment between Marvin, Frank, and Han, discussing the complexities of Frank's relationship with a civilian, now working an op with them:

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* This moment between Marvin, Frank, Frank and Han, discussing the complexities of Frank's relationship with a civilian, now working an op with them:



* ArtisticLicenseGunSafety: Sarah insisting that she can handle the pistol Marvin gave her - and ''immediately'' pulling the trigger by accident. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded, of course:]]

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* ArtisticLicenseGunSafety: [[ArtisticLicenseGunSafety Sarah insisting that she can handle the pistol Marvin gave her - her...and ''immediately'' pulling the trigger by accident.accident]]. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded, of course:]]



* [[spoiler:[[TheDreaded Han]]]] joins the team late in the sequel. He makes his presence known to Marvin, Victoria and Sarah by [[TheComicallySerious stealing a cracker from Sarah, eating it and drinking some wine.]] And what he says after that:

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** "Why don't you just give her a stick of dynamite, Marvin?!"
** The moment before that part where Frank isn't pleased that Marvin gave Sarah a gun; when asked about it, Marvin replies, "It ''is'' America, Frank."
* [[spoiler:[[TheDreaded Han]]]] joins the team late in the sequel. He makes his presence known to Marvin, Victoria and Sarah by [[TheComicallySerious stealing a cracker from Sarah, eating it and drinking some wine.]] wine]]. And what he says after that:



* Victoria and Ivan are having a date... while saving the other protagonists. It's really romantic too.
* Victoria calling Frank to give him a heads-up that she's been hired to kill him. During the call, she's using some form of acid to dissolve a body from a recent job in the bathtub of a hotel room. It's hilarious because she's so casual about it - she's even still wearing her evening dress!

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* Victoria and Ivan are having a date... while saving the other protagonists. It's really romantic too.
* Victoria calling Frank to give him a heads-up that she's been hired to kill him. During the call, she's using some form of acid to dissolve a body from a recent job in the bathtub of a hotel room. It's hilarious because she's so casual about it - she's it--she's even still wearing her evening dress!
* Han pissing and moaning to Frank after [[spoiler:Bailey's bomb detonates on Han's plane, taking Bailey and the plane with it]].
-->I was actually starting to like you!
* The Frog manages to evade Sarah and Marvin in an alley and he stops to flip them the "V." Only to promptly get hit by Frank and Katya in their car.
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* Victoria calling Frank to give him a heads-up that she's been hired to kill him. During the call, she's very casually using some form of acid to dissolve a body from a recent job in the bathtub of a hotel room. It's hilarious because she's so casual about it - she's even still wearing her evening dress!

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* Victoria calling Frank to give him a heads-up that she's been hired to kill him. During the call, she's very casually using some form of acid to dissolve a body from a recent job in the bathtub of a hotel room. It's hilarious because she's so casual about it - she's even still wearing her evening dress!

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