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** Klunk later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"
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** Klunk later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"bullsh-]]" and Ratchet sharply pokes him to shut him up with a "Ssssh!"
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* Some of the PA announcements at the Zeldrin Starport are… [[BlackComedy amusing]], to say the least.
--> ''"Your safety is important to us. Please stay clear of all the decorative lava."''\\
''"Due to safety concerns, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking thermonuclear warheads and nail clippers]] are no longer permitted as carry-on baggage."''\\
''"Passengers are limited to two carry-on weapons."''\\
''"All organic lifeforms must be kept on a leash at all times."''
--> ''"Your safety is important to us. Please stay clear of all the decorative lava."''\\
''"Due to safety concerns, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking thermonuclear warheads and nail clippers]] are no longer permitted as carry-on baggage."''\\
''"Passengers are limited to two carry-on weapons."''\\
''"All organic lifeforms must be kept on a leash at all times."''
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'''TV Prompt:''' ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
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'''TV Prompt:''' [[CensoredForComedy ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
MYSTERIES!]]
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* The Qwark Vid-Comic intros and outros. ''All of them''. Special highlights include:
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* [[ShowWithinAShow The Qwark Vid-Comic intros and outros.outros]]. ''All of them''. Special highlights include:
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* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudly and screechily off-key as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him a remote that shows his rehearsal for "[[Series/AmericanIdol Galactic Idol]]". If it were not for the subtitles, then the lyric would sound pretty silly.
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* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself [[HollywoodToneDeaf singing loudly and screechily off-key off-key]] as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him a remote that shows his rehearsal for "[[Series/AmericanIdol Galactic Idol]]". If it were not for the subtitles, then the lyric would sound pretty silly.
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[[caption-width-right:350:Does Ratchet have a monkey on his back? or is it "ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!"]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:Does Ratchet have a monkey on his back? or is Or it "ONE could be '''''ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!"]]
MYSTERIES!''''']]
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[[caption-width-right:350:Does Ratchet have a monkey on his back? or is it "ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!"]]
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--> '''Qwark:''' It was ''mating'' season! [[TooMuchInformation How was ]]''[[TooMuchInformation I ]]''[[TooMuchInformation supposed to know she was your sister?]] *notices Ratchet and Clank (Klunk) standing behind him* *nervous laugh* [[HowMuchDidYouHear How long have you two been standing there?]]
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--> '''Qwark:''' It was ''mating'' season! [[TooMuchInformation How was ]]''[[TooMuchInformation I ]]''[[TooMuchInformation supposed to know could]] ''[[TooMuchInformation I]]'' [[TooMuchInformation known she was your sister?]] *notices Ratchet and Clank (Klunk) standing behind him* *nervous laugh* [[HowMuchDidYouHear How long have you two been standing there?]]
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** It's also hilarious to note that his mission briefings were a slide presentation that was hand-drawn... with crayons. It looked like a 4-year old did it.
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** It's also hilarious to note that his mission briefings were a slide presentation that was hand-drawn... with crayons. It looked like a 4-year old did it.
it. This trait would actually carry over into most of the series' later entries, including the 2016 film.
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-->'''Alien:''' I've seen him run right through our campin' site. He was butt naked, screamin', and holdin' a banan'r. Or maybe it weren't a banan'r. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It could be]]--\\
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-->'''Alien:''' I've seen him run right through our campin' site. He was butt naked, screamin', and holdin' a banan'r. Or maybe it weren't a banan'r. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It could be]]--\\be--\\
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'''Narrator:''' Qwark then proceeded to [[{{Pun}} stall]] for time, while he coordinated the city's defenses from the women's restroom at Galaxy Burger.\\
'''Qwark:''' Give me that thing, you lying, no-good... '''(knocks the narrator out)'''
'''Qwark:''' Give me that thing, you lying, no-good... '''(knocks the narrator out)'''
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'''Narrator:''' Qwark then proceeded to [[{{Pun}} stall]] ''[[{{Pun}} stall]]'' for time, while he coordinated the city's defenses from the women's restroom restroom... at Galaxy Burger.\\
'''Qwark:'''Give me Gimme that thing, you lying, no-good... '''(knocks no-good...! ''(knocks the narrator out)'''out)''
** Immediately after is another lame crayon drawing from Qwark of him battling amoeboids as he briefly takes the narrator's place before the cutscene ends, naturally playing himself up.
'''Qwark:'''
** Immediately after is another lame crayon drawing from Qwark of him battling amoeboids as he briefly takes the narrator's place before the cutscene ends, naturally playing himself up.
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With [[SmallNameBigEgo Captain Qwark]] as the good guys' bumbling excuse for a BigGood and the grand debut of the [[CartoonishSupervillainy hysterically evil Dr. Nefarious]], it should be of no surprise that many fans consider ''Up Your Arsenal'' the absolute funniest game of the ''Ratchet & Clank'' [=PS2=] era.
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* Sometimes, when Nefarious gets too emotionally wound up, he'll short out, freeze in place, and his voice will be replaced with the broadcast of a SoapOpera. The only way to fix him is a [[TapOnTheHead blow to the head]].
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* Sometimes, when Nefarious gets too emotionally wound up, he'll short out, freeze in place, and his voice will be replaced with the broadcast of a SoapOpera. The only way to fix him is a [[TapOnTheHead blow to the head]]. But the best part is that he isn't even aware of it...and no one probably has the nerve to tell him.
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--->'''Qwark:''' That's right, you were that freak with the headgear! Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants... ''while you were still wearing them''? Oh, good times.\\
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--->'''Qwark:''' That's right, you were that freak with the headgear! Remember how we I used to clean the chalkboard with your pants... ''while you were still wearing them''? Oh, good times.\\
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--->'''Qwark:''' Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants... ''while you were still wearing them''? Oh, good times.\\
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--->'''Qwark:''' That's right, you were that freak with the headgear! Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants... ''while you were still wearing them''? Oh, good times.\\
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** Also at the end, Ratchet gets a SmoochOfVictory from his GirlOfTheWeek. Skrunch looks expectantly at Clank, who warns "Do not even think about it."
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** Also at the end, Ratchet gets a SmoochOfVictory from his GirlOfTheWeek. Skrunch looks expectantly at Clank, who warns "Do not even think about it.""
* This very hilarious and easy-to-miss message from the Gadgetron Helpdesk upon upgrading the [[InfinityPlusOneSword RY3NO]]:
--> "Though thought to be impossible, you've upgraded this weapon [[BeyondTheImpossible beyond its theoretical limits!]] [[OhCrap The employees of Gadgetron are now fearing for their lives.]] Long live Ratchet! [[AGodAmI He is our master.]] Oh, and Ratchet... please be careful with that thing!"
* This very hilarious and easy-to-miss message from the Gadgetron Helpdesk upon upgrading the [[InfinityPlusOneSword RY3NO]]:
--> "Though thought to be impossible, you've upgraded this weapon [[BeyondTheImpossible beyond its theoretical limits!]] [[OhCrap The employees of Gadgetron are now fearing for their lives.]] Long live Ratchet! [[AGodAmI He is our master.]] Oh, and Ratchet... please be careful with that thing!"
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-->'''Dr Nefarious:''' ARRRGH! LAWREEEEENCE!!\\
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--> '''Alien:''' I've seen him run right through our campin' site. He was butt naked, screamin', and holdin' a banan'r. Or maybe it weren't a banan'r. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It could be]]--
--> '''TV Prompt:''' ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
--> '''TV Prompt:''' ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
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'''TV Prompt:''' ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
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-->'''Galactic President:''' My daughter tells me you're a man who's good with his hands, Ratchet.
-->'''Ratchet:''' Sir, I swear I NEVER--
-->'''Ratchet:''' Sir, I swear I NEVER--
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-->'''Galactic President:''' My daughter tells me you're a man who's good with his hands, Ratchet.
-->'''Ratchet:'''Ratchet.\\
'''Ratchet:''' Sir, I swear I NEVER--
-->'''Ratchet:'''
'''Ratchet:''' Sir, I swear I NEVER--
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-->'''Qwark:''' First, Ratchet and Clank will descend to the sea floor and wade through a series of tunnels flooded with waist-high raw sewage.
-->'''Ratchet:''' ''[[BigWhat WHAT??]]''
-->'''Qwark:''' Please hold your questions until the ''end'' of the presentation.
** It's also hilarious to note that his mission briefings was a slide presentation that was hand-drawn... with crayons. It looked like a 4-year old did it.
-->'''Ratchet:''' ''[[BigWhat WHAT??]]''
-->'''Qwark:''' Please hold your questions until the ''end'' of the presentation.
** It's also hilarious to note that his mission briefings was a slide presentation that was hand-drawn... with crayons. It looked like a 4-year old did it.
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-->'''Qwark:''' First, Ratchet and Clank will descend to the sea floor seafloor and wade through a series of tunnels flooded with waist-high raw sewage.
-->'''Ratchet:'''sewage.\\
'''Ratchet:''' ''[[BigWhatWHAT??]]''
-->'''Qwark:'''WHAT??]]''\\
'''Qwark:''' Please hold your questions until the ''end'' of the presentation.
** It's also hilarious to note that his mission briefingswas were a slide presentation that was hand-drawn... with crayons. It looked like a 4-year old did it.
-->'''Ratchet:'''
'''Ratchet:''' ''[[BigWhat
-->'''Qwark:'''
'''Qwark:''' Please hold your questions until the ''end'' of the presentation.
** It's also hilarious to note that his mission briefings
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--> '''Trooper:''' Officer Helga?
--> '''Helga:''' Ja?
--> '''Trooper:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do you have any idea what I'm supposed to be doing!?]]
--> '''Helga:''' Listen up you lardball! The answer is NO!
* The Qwark Vid-Comic intros and outtros. ''All of them''. Special highlights include:
--> '''Helga:''' Ja?
--> '''Trooper:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do you have any idea what I'm supposed to be doing!?]]
--> '''Helga:''' Listen up you lardball! The answer is NO!
* The Qwark Vid-Comic intros and outtros. ''All of them''. Special highlights include:
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-->
'''Helga:'''
-->
'''Trooper:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do you have any idea what I'm supposed to be
-->
'''Helga:''' Listen up you lardball! The answer is NO!
* The Qwark Vid-Comic intros and
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-->'''Narrator:''' However, no previous adventure could have prepared Qwark for his encounter with the dread pirate Blackstar and his crew of... [[WhoWritesThisCrap oh, please tell me this is a typo]].\\
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** The outtro to the same episode begins with the narrator ''still'' ranting about the stupidity of the whole premise:
-->'''Narrator:''' I mean, I've worked on some real junk, but this one takes the cake. ''Pirate ghost robots''. What do they think, we're idiots?\\
-->'''Narrator:''' I mean, I've worked on some real junk, but this one takes the cake. ''Pirate ghost robots''. What do they think, we're idiots?\\
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** The outtro outro to the same episode begins with the narrator ''still'' ranting about the stupidity of the whole premise:
-->'''Narrator:''' --->'''Narrator:''' I mean, I've worked on some real junk, but this one takes the cake. ''Pirate ghost robots''. What do they think, we're idiots?\\
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-->'''Narrator:''' With great reluctance, Qwark accepted a meager fee[[labelnote:*]]At least a ''trillion'' Bolts[[/labelnote]] for his services and promptly donated the entire sum to the "Qwark for Tots" scholarship fund, a charity providing makeovers and... ''buxom bimbos'' to needy people. ''Named Qwark''.\\
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-->'''Nefarious:''' We'll see who's insane when my pets have exterminated all life on this miserable planet!\\
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-->'''Narrator:''' When Captain Qwark encountered the amoeboids for the first time, he immediately executed Emergency Response Plan: "[[BringMyBrownPants Number 2]]".\\
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-->'''Qwark:''' Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants... ''while you were still wearing them''? Oh, good times.\\
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--> '''Janice:''' The baby isn't yours.
--> '''Lance:''' What? Who? Who is the father?
--> '''Janice:''' Oh! Your evil twin brother, Englebert!
--> '''Lance:''' But Janice... I AM Engelbert!
** The fact that Episode 5, being a bootleg, is narrated by [[spoiler:Slim Cognito]] is hilarious in and of itself.
--> '''Lance:''' What? Who? Who is the father?
--> '''Janice:''' Oh! Your evil twin brother, Englebert!
--> '''Lance:''' But Janice... I AM Engelbert!
** The fact that Episode 5, being a bootleg, is narrated by [[spoiler:Slim Cognito]] is hilarious in and of itself.
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'''Lance:''' What? Who? Who is the
-->
'''Janice:''' Oh! Your evil twin brother,
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'''Lance:''' But Janice... I AM Engelbert!
** The fact that Episode 5, being a bootleg, is narrated by
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* We're treated to this exchange part way through:
--> '''Skidd:''' Sasha and Qwark are meeting with the president, man, they left me in charge of the ship!
--> '''Ratchet:''' WHAT?! I mean, I see... Well, is Al there?
--> '''Skidd:''' He's out to lunch.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Helga?
--> '''Skidd:''' In the sauna!
--> '''Clank:''' Qwark's monkey, perhaps?
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'''Ratchet:''' WHAT?! I mean, I see... Well, is Al
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'''Skidd:''' He's out to
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'''Ratchet:'''
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'''Skidd:''' In the
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'''Clank:''' Qwark's monkey,
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--> '''Qwark:''' It was ''mating'' season! [[TooMuchInformation How was ]]''[[TooMuchInformation I ]]''[[TooMuchInformation supposed to know she was your sister?]] *notices Ratchet and Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]] standing behind him* *nervous laugh* [[HowMuchDidYouHear How long have you two been standing there?]]
--> '''Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]]:''' Too long...
--> '''Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]]:''' Too long...
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--> '''Qwark:''' It was ''mating'' season! [[TooMuchInformation How was ]]''[[TooMuchInformation I ]]''[[TooMuchInformation supposed to know she was your sister?]] *notices Ratchet and Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]] (Klunk) standing behind him* *nervous laugh* [[HowMuchDidYouHear How long have you two been standing there?]]
--> '''Clank[[spoiler:(Klunk)]]:''' (Klunk):''' Too long...
long...
--> '''Clank
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--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' [[CallingShotGun Shotgun!]]
--> '''Qwark:''' Aargh!
--> *various impact noises*
--> '''Ratchet:''' Hey! Gah-- what are you doing?
--> '''Qwark:''' Move over, I'll drive!
--> '''Ratchet:''' Uh, no thanks, I'd rather make it there in one piece.
--> '''Qwark:''' Stand down soldier, this is your captain speaking!
--> '''Ratchet:''' [[CurseCutShort Captain my--]]
--> *various cartoon impact noises, grunting throughout*
--> '''Ratchet:''' Wait! No, don't sit on the flight stick!
--> '''Qwark:''' Auuaaugh!
--> '''Qwark:''' Aargh!
--> *various impact noises*
--> '''Ratchet:''' Hey! Gah-- what are you doing?
--> '''Qwark:''' Move over, I'll drive!
--> '''Ratchet:''' Uh, no thanks, I'd rather make it there in one piece.
--> '''Qwark:''' Stand down soldier, this is your captain speaking!
--> '''Ratchet:''' [[CurseCutShort Captain my--]]
--> *various cartoon impact noises, grunting throughout*
--> '''Ratchet:''' Wait! No, don't sit on the flight stick!
--> '''Qwark:''' Auuaaugh!
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'''Qwark:'''
-->
*various impact
-->
'''Ratchet:''' Hey! Gah-- what are you
-->
'''Qwark:''' Move over, I'll
-->
'''Ratchet:''' Uh, no thanks, I'd rather make it there in one
-->
'''Qwark:''' Stand down soldier, this is your captain
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'''Ratchet:''' [[CurseCutShort Captain
-->
*various cartoon impact noises, grunting
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'''Ratchet:''' Wait! No, don't sit on the flight
-->
'''Qwark:'''
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--> '''Nefarious:''' [[YouAreFat You've put on a bit of weight since last we met]].
--> '''Qwark:''' Yeah, well ''Courtney Gears'' didn't seem to mind!
--> '''Nefarious:''' QWAAAAAAAAAAAA-(fft)-"[[RunningGag That's what makes it so good, Janice! Feel it: my heart is pounding like an anvil!]]"
--> '''Qwark:''' Yeah, well ''Courtney Gears'' didn't seem to mind!
--> '''Nefarious:''' QWAAAAAAAAAAAA-(fft)-"[[RunningGag That's what makes it so good, Janice! Feel it: my heart is pounding like an anvil!]]"
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'''Qwark:''' Yeah, well ''Courtney Gears'' didn't seem to
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-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence, teleport us out of here!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Of course, sir. ''[[[{{Troll}} teleports himself away]]]''
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence? ''[beat]'' THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LAWRENCE!
-->''[Nefarious is teleported away]''
* Ratchet's attempt at a [[spoiler:eulogy]] for Qwark, and [[spoiler:Klunk]] making things difficult for him.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Captain Qwark had so many, um, er... ''wonderful'' qualities, I just don't know where to begin...
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Such as...?
** [[spoiler:Klunk]] later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"
* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudly and screechily off-key as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him a remote that shows his rehearsal for "Galactic Idol". If it were not for the subtitles, then the lyric would sound pretty silly.
-->'''Lawrence:''' Of course, sir. ''[[[{{Troll}} teleports himself away]]]''
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence? ''[beat]'' THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LAWRENCE!
-->''[Nefarious is teleported away]''
* Ratchet's attempt at a [[spoiler:eulogy]] for Qwark, and [[spoiler:Klunk]] making things difficult for him.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Captain Qwark had so many, um, er... ''wonderful'' qualities, I just don't know where to begin...
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Such as...?
** [[spoiler:Klunk]] later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"
* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudly and screechily off-key as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him a remote that shows his rehearsal for "Galactic Idol". If it were not for the subtitles, then the lyric would sound pretty silly.
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-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence, teleport us out of here!
-->'''Lawrence:'''here!\\
'''Lawrence:''' Of course, sir. ''[[[{{Troll}} teleports himselfaway]]]''
-->'''Dr.away]]]''\\
'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence? ''[beat]'' THIS ISN'T FUNNY,LAWRENCE!
-->''[NefariousLAWRENCE!\\
''[Nefarious is teleportedaway]''
away]''
* Ratchet's attempt at a[[spoiler:eulogy]] eulogy for Qwark, and [[spoiler:Klunk]] Klunk making things difficult for him.
--> '''Ratchet:''' -->'''Ratchet:''' Captain Qwark had so many, um, er... ''wonderful'' qualities, I just don't know where to begin...
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:'''begin...\\
'''Klunk:''' Such as...?
**[[spoiler:Klunk]] Klunk later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"
bullsh-]]"
* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudly and screechily off-key as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him a remote that shows his rehearsal for"Galactic Idol"."[[Series/AmericanIdol Galactic Idol]]". If it were not for the subtitles, then the lyric would sound pretty silly.
-->'''Lawrence:'''
'''Lawrence:''' Of course, sir. ''[[[{{Troll}} teleports himself
-->'''Dr.
'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence? ''[beat]'' THIS ISN'T FUNNY,
-->''[Nefarious
''[Nefarious is teleported
* Ratchet's attempt at a
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:'''
'''Klunk:''' Such as...?
**
* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudly and screechily off-key as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him a remote that shows his rehearsal for
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-->'''Dr Nefarious:''' ARRRGH! LAWREEEEENCE!!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully sorry.
* Ratchet finds out [[spoiler:his Clank is actually an imposter]]:
--> '''Ratchet:''' Look Clank, it's Dr. Nefarious! And that butler guy! And... [[spoiler:they've got Clank! They're, uh, holding you prisoner! How about that?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *evil chuckle*
--> '''Ratchet:''' [[spoiler:I guess I should be feeling pretty stupid right now. I don't suppose there's any chance he's the evil Clank?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *another evil chuckle, as [[RedEyesTakeWarning his eyes turn red]]*
--> '''Ratchet:''' Yeah, didn't think so.
-->'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully sorry.
* Ratchet finds out [[spoiler:his Clank is actually an imposter]]:
--> '''Ratchet:''' Look Clank, it's Dr. Nefarious! And that butler guy! And... [[spoiler:they've got Clank! They're, uh, holding you prisoner! How about that?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *evil chuckle*
--> '''Ratchet:''' [[spoiler:I guess I should be feeling pretty stupid right now. I don't suppose there's any chance he's the evil Clank?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *another evil chuckle, as [[RedEyesTakeWarning his eyes turn red]]*
--> '''Ratchet:''' Yeah, didn't think so.
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-->'''Dr Nefarious:''' ARRRGH! LAWREEEEENCE!!
-->'''Lawrence:'''LAWREEEEENCE!!\\
'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfullysorry.
sorry.
* Ratchet finds out[[spoiler:his his Clank is actually an imposter]]:
--> '''Ratchet:'''imposter:
-->'''Ratchet:''' Look Clank, it's Dr. Nefarious! And that butler guy! And...[[spoiler:they've they've got Clank! They're, uh, holding you prisoner! How about that?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:'''that?\\
'''Klunk:''' *evilchuckle*
-->chuckle*\\
'''Ratchet:'''[[spoiler:I I guess I should be feeling pretty stupid right now. I don't suppose there's any chance he's the evil Clank?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:'''Clank?\\
'''Klunk:''' *another evil chuckle, as [[RedEyesTakeWarning his eyes turnred]]*
-->red]]*\\
'''Ratchet:''' Yeah, didn't think so.
-->'''Lawrence:'''
'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully
* Ratchet finds out
--> '''Ratchet:'''
-->'''Ratchet:''' Look Clank, it's Dr. Nefarious! And that butler guy! And...
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:'''
'''Klunk:''' *evil
-->
'''Ratchet:'''
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:'''
'''Klunk:''' *another evil chuckle, as [[RedEyesTakeWarning his eyes turn
-->
'''Ratchet:''' Yeah, didn't think so.
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* The very end where Nefarious and Lawrence are [[spoiler:trapped on an asteroid drifting through space, with the nearest planet reachable within a few thousand years.]] As Nefarious sulks, Lawrence plays a few riffs on his bass before looking inquisitively at Nefarious.
--> '''Nefarious:''' Now what?
--> '''Lawrence:''' I don't suppose you can play drums?
--> '''Nefarious:''' !...'''''LAW-RENCE!!!'''''
--> '''Nefarious:''' Now what?
--> '''Lawrence:''' I don't suppose you can play drums?
--> '''Nefarious:''' !...'''''LAW-RENCE!!!'''''
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* The very end where Nefarious and Lawrence are [[spoiler:trapped trapped on an asteroid drifting through space, with the nearest planet reachable within a few thousand years.]] years. As Nefarious sulks, Lawrence plays a few riffs on his bass before looking inquisitively at Nefarious.
--> '''Nefarious:''' -->'''Nefarious:''' Now what?
-->what?\\
'''Lawrence:''' I don't suppose you can playdrums?
-->drums?\\
'''Nefarious:''' !...'''''LAW-RENCE!!!'''''
-->
'''Lawrence:''' I don't suppose you can play
-->
'''Nefarious:''' !...'''''LAW-RENCE!!!'''''
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--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Shotgun!
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--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Shotgun![[CallingShotGun Shotgun!]]
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* Ratchet's attempt to simulate the seductive dancing of robotic pop star Courtney Gears, ending with him making a kissy face at Clank.
* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudly and screechily off-key as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him a remote that shows his rehearsal for "Galactic Idol". If it were not for the subtitles, then the lyric would sound pretty silly.
-->'''Nefarious Hologram:''' You are my robot lover! ([[LadyMondegreen You and I rule, ba-lum-bah!]])
** Which leads to present-day Nefarious, usually oblivious to Lawrence's misbehaviour, going into a screaming fit and ''punching Lawrence onto the ground''.
-->'''Dr Nefarious:''' ARRRGH! LAWREEEEENCE!!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully sorry.
* Nefarious has led the heroes into a trap and activated the Leviathan's self-destruct mechanism:
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence, teleport us out of here!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Of course, sir. ''[[[{{Troll}} teleports himself away]]]''
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence? ''[beat]'' THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LAWRENCE!
-->''[Nefarious is teleported away]''
* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudly and screechily off-key as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him a remote that shows his rehearsal for "Galactic Idol". If it were not for the subtitles, then the lyric would sound pretty silly.
-->'''Nefarious Hologram:''' You are my robot lover! ([[LadyMondegreen You and I rule, ba-lum-bah!]])
** Which leads to present-day Nefarious, usually oblivious to Lawrence's misbehaviour, going into a screaming fit and ''punching Lawrence onto the ground''.
-->'''Dr Nefarious:''' ARRRGH! LAWREEEEENCE!!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully sorry.
* Nefarious has led the heroes into a trap and activated the Leviathan's self-destruct mechanism:
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence, teleport us out of here!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Of course, sir. ''[[[{{Troll}} teleports himself away]]]''
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence? ''[beat]'' THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LAWRENCE!
-->''[Nefarious is teleported away]''
to:
* Ratchet's attempt to simulate the seductive dancing "One of robotic pop star Courtney Gears, ending with Nature's Mysteries"
--> '''Alien:''' I've seen himmaking a kissy face at Clank.
* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudlyrun right through our campin' site. He was butt naked, screamin', and screechily off-key as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him holdin' a remote that shows his rehearsal for "Galactic Idol". If banan'r. Or maybe it were not for the subtitles, then the lyric would sound pretty silly.
-->'''Nefarious Hologram:''' You are my robot lover! ([[LadyMondegreen You and I rule, ba-lum-bah!]])
** Which leads to present-day Nefarious, usually oblivious to Lawrence's misbehaviour, going intoweren't a screaming fit and ''punching Lawrence onto the ground''.
-->'''Dr Nefarious:''' ARRRGH! LAWREEEEENCE!!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully sorry.
* Nefarious has led the heroes into a trap and activated the Leviathan's self-destruct mechanism:
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence, teleport us out of here!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Of course, sir. ''[[[{{Troll}} teleports himself away]]]''
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence? ''[beat]'' THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LAWRENCE!
-->''[Nefarious is teleported away]''banan'r. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It could be]]--
--> '''TV Prompt:''' ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
--> '''Alien:''' I've seen him
* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudly
-->'''Nefarious Hologram:''' You are my robot lover! ([[LadyMondegreen You and I rule, ba-lum-bah!]])
** Which leads to present-day Nefarious, usually oblivious to Lawrence's misbehaviour, going into
-->'''Dr Nefarious:''' ARRRGH! LAWREEEEENCE!!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully sorry.
* Nefarious has led the heroes into a trap and activated the Leviathan's self-destruct mechanism:
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence, teleport us out of here!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Of course, sir. ''[[[{{Troll}} teleports himself away]]]''
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence? ''[beat]'' THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LAWRENCE!
-->''[Nefarious is teleported away]''
--> '''TV Prompt:''' ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
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* Here's a jewel:
--> '''Skrunch:''' *angry monkey babble*
--> '''Qwark:''' I thought we agreed to put that jungle business behind us.
--> '''Skrunch:''' *furious monkey screeching*
--> '''Qwark:''' It was ''mating'' season! [[TooMuchInformation How was ]]''[[TooMuchInformation I ]]''[[TooMuchInformation supposed to know she was your sister?]] *notices Ratchet and Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]] standing behind him* *nervous laugh* [[HowMuchDidYouHear How long have you two been standing there?]]
--> '''Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]]:''' Too long...
* "One of Nature's Mysteries"
--> '''Alien:''' I've seen him run right through our campin' site. He was butt naked, screamin', and holdin' a banan'r. Or maybe it weren't a banan'r. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It could be]]--
--> '''TV Prompt:''' ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
* When you arrive at Holostar Studios to tape a Secret Agent Clank episode, Ratchet tries to activate the cloaking device on their ship, but accidentally ejects Clank, who lands on set. Then...
--> '''Director:''' CUT! CUT! That's it! You've disgraced my set for the last time, kid! Take up basket weaving! You're fired! ...Get me the monkey.
* We're treated to this exchange part way through:
--> '''Skidd:''' Sasha and Qwark are meeting with the president, man, they left me in charge of the ship!
--> '''Ratchet:''' WHAT?! I mean, I see... Well, is Al there?
--> '''Skidd:''' He's out to lunch.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Helga?
--> '''Skidd:''' In the sauna!
--> '''Clank:''' Qwark's monkey, perhaps?
* Ratchet's attempt at a [[spoiler:eulogy]] for Qwark, and [[spoiler:Klunk]] making things difficult for him.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Captain Qwark had so many, um, er... ''wonderful'' qualities, I just don't know where to begin...
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Such as...?
** [[spoiler:Klunk]] later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"
* The Biobliterator's [[BlatantLies sixty second destruction sequence]]:
--> '''Dr. Nefarious:''' What?! '''That wasn't even ''CLOSE'' to sixty seconds'''!
* Qwark and Nefarious' discussion about their school days.
--> '''Qwark:''' Remember how I used to clean the chalk board with your pants... While you were still wearing them? Oh, good times...
--> '''Nefarious:''' You were three times my size, you stupid oaf!
--> '''Qwark:''' I was always big for my age.
--> '''Nefarious:''' You were twenty-six!
* The very end where Nefarious and Lawrence are [[spoiler:trapped on an asteroid drifting through space, with the nearest planet reachable within a few thousand years.]] As Nefarious sulks, Lawrence plays a few riffs on his bass before looking inquisitively at Nefarious.
--> '''Nefarious:''' Now what?
--> '''Lawrence:''' I don't suppose you can play drums?
--> '''Nefarious:''' !...'''''LAW-RENCE!!!'''''
** Also at the end, Ratchet gets a SmoochOfVictory from his GirlOfTheWeek. Skrunch looks expectantly at Clank, who warns "Do not even think about it."
--> '''Skrunch:''' *angry monkey babble*
--> '''Qwark:''' I thought we agreed to put that jungle business behind us.
--> '''Skrunch:''' *furious monkey screeching*
--> '''Qwark:''' It was ''mating'' season! [[TooMuchInformation How was ]]''[[TooMuchInformation I ]]''[[TooMuchInformation supposed to know she was your sister?]] *notices Ratchet and Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]] standing behind him* *nervous laugh* [[HowMuchDidYouHear How long have you two been standing there?]]
--> '''Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]]:''' Too long...
* "One of Nature's Mysteries"
--> '''Alien:''' I've seen him run right through our campin' site. He was butt naked, screamin', and holdin' a banan'r. Or maybe it weren't a banan'r. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It could be]]--
--> '''TV Prompt:''' ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
* When you arrive at Holostar Studios to tape a Secret Agent Clank episode, Ratchet tries to activate the cloaking device on their ship, but accidentally ejects Clank, who lands on set. Then...
--> '''Director:''' CUT! CUT! That's it! You've disgraced my set for the last time, kid! Take up basket weaving! You're fired! ...Get me the monkey.
* We're treated to this exchange part way through:
--> '''Skidd:''' Sasha and Qwark are meeting with the president, man, they left me in charge of the ship!
--> '''Ratchet:''' WHAT?! I mean, I see... Well, is Al there?
--> '''Skidd:''' He's out to lunch.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Helga?
--> '''Skidd:''' In the sauna!
--> '''Clank:''' Qwark's monkey, perhaps?
* Ratchet's attempt at a [[spoiler:eulogy]] for Qwark, and [[spoiler:Klunk]] making things difficult for him.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Captain Qwark had so many, um, er... ''wonderful'' qualities, I just don't know where to begin...
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Such as...?
** [[spoiler:Klunk]] later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"
* The Biobliterator's [[BlatantLies sixty second destruction sequence]]:
--> '''Dr. Nefarious:''' What?! '''That wasn't even ''CLOSE'' to sixty seconds'''!
* Qwark and Nefarious' discussion about their school days.
--> '''Qwark:''' Remember how I used to clean the chalk board with your pants... While you were still wearing them? Oh, good times...
--> '''Nefarious:''' You were three times my size, you stupid oaf!
--> '''Qwark:''' I was always big for my age.
--> '''Nefarious:''' You were twenty-six!
* The very end where Nefarious and Lawrence are [[spoiler:trapped on an asteroid drifting through space, with the nearest planet reachable within a few thousand years.]] As Nefarious sulks, Lawrence plays a few riffs on his bass before looking inquisitively at Nefarious.
--> '''Nefarious:''' Now what?
--> '''Lawrence:''' I don't suppose you can play drums?
--> '''Nefarious:''' !...'''''LAW-RENCE!!!'''''
** Also at the end, Ratchet gets a SmoochOfVictory from his GirlOfTheWeek. Skrunch looks expectantly at Clank, who warns "Do not even think about it."
to:
--> '''Skrunch:''' *angry monkey babble*
--> '''Qwark:''' I thought we agreed to put that jungle business behind us.
--> '''Skrunch:''' *furious monkey screeching*
--> '''Qwark:''' It was ''mating'' season! [[TooMuchInformation How was ]]''[[TooMuchInformation I ]]''[[TooMuchInformation supposed to know she was your sister?]] *notices Ratchet and Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]] standing behind him* *nervous laugh* [[HowMuchDidYouHear How long have you two been standing there?]]
--> '''Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]]:''' Too long...
* "One of Nature's Mysteries"
--> '''Alien:''' I've seen him run right through our campin' site. He was butt naked, screamin', and holdin' a banan'r. Or maybe it weren't a banan'r. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It could be]]--
--> '''TV Prompt:''' ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!
* When you arrive at Holostar Studios to tape a Secret Agent Clank episode, Ratchet tries to activate the cloaking device on their ship, but accidentally ejects Clank, who lands on set. Then...
--> '''Director:''' CUT! CUT! That's it! You've disgraced my set for the last time, kid! Take up basket weaving! You're fired! ...Get me the monkey.
* We're treated to this exchange part way through:
--> '''Skidd:''' Sasha and Qwark are meeting with the president, man, they left me in charge of the ship!
--> '''Ratchet:''' WHAT?! I mean, I see... Well, is Al there?
--> '''Skidd:''' He's out to lunch.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Helga?
--> '''Skidd:''' In the sauna!
--> '''Clank:''' Qwark's monkey, perhaps?
* Ratchet's attempt at a [[spoiler:eulogy]] for Qwark, and [[spoiler:Klunk]] making things difficult for him.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Captain Qwark had so many, um, er... ''wonderful'' qualities, I just don't know where to begin...
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Such as...?
** [[spoiler:Klunk]] later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"
* The Biobliterator's [[BlatantLies sixty second destruction sequence]]:
--> '''Dr. Nefarious:''' What?! '''That wasn't even ''CLOSE'' to sixty seconds'''!
* Qwark and Nefarious' discussion about their school days.
--> '''Qwark:''' Remember how I used to clean the chalk board with your pants... While you were still wearing them? Oh, good times...
--> '''Nefarious:''' You were three times my size, you stupid oaf!
--> '''Qwark:''' I was always big for my age.
--> '''Nefarious:''' You were twenty-six!
* The very end where Nefarious and Lawrence are [[spoiler:trapped on an asteroid drifting through space, with the nearest planet reachable within a few thousand years.]] As Nefarious sulks, Lawrence plays a few riffs on his bass before looking inquisitively at Nefarious.
--> '''Nefarious:''' Now what?
--> '''Lawrence:''' I don't suppose you can play drums?
--> '''Nefarious:''' !...'''''LAW-RENCE!!!'''''
** Also at the end, Ratchet gets a SmoochOfVictory from his GirlOfTheWeek. Skrunch looks expectantly at Clank, who warns "Do not even think about it."
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* Skidd post-transformation apparently keeps his SurferDude talk, but in a robotic monotone.
-->'''Robot!Skidd:''' Like, destroy all squishies. Dude.
-->'''Robot!Skidd:''' Like, destroy all squishies. Dude.
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-->'''Robot!Skidd:''' Like, destroy all squishies. Dude.
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* The tense, long-awaited reunion between old nemeses:
--> '''Nefarious:''' [[YouAreFat You've put on a bit of weight since last we met]].
--> '''Qwark:''' Yeah, well ''Courtney Gears'' didn't seem to mind!
--> '''Nefarious:''' QWAAAAAAAAAAAA-(fft)-"[[RunningGag That's what makes it so good, Janice! Feel it: my heart is pounding like an anvil!]]"
--> '''Nefarious:''' [[YouAreFat You've put on a bit of weight since last we met]].
--> '''Qwark:''' Yeah, well ''Courtney Gears'' didn't seem to mind!
--> '''Nefarious:''' QWAAAAAAAAAAAA-(fft)-"[[RunningGag That's what makes it so good, Janice! Feel it: my heart is pounding like an anvil!]]"
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*
* We're treated to this exchange part way through:
-->
--> '''Ratchet:''' WHAT?! I mean, I see... Well, is Al there?
--> '''Skidd:''' He's out to lunch.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Helga?
--> '''Skidd:''' In the sauna!
--> '''Clank:''' Qwark's monkey, perhaps?
* When you arrive at Holostar Studios to tape a Secret Agent Clank episode, Ratchet tries to activate the cloaking device on their ship, but accidentally ejects Clank, who lands on set. Then...
--> '''Director:''' CUT! CUT! That's it! You've
* Skidd post-transformation apparently keeps his SurferDude talk, but in a robotic monotone.
-->'''Robot!Skidd:''' Like, destroy all squishies. Dude.
* Here's a jewel:
--> '''Skrunch:''' *angry monkey babble*
--> '''Qwark:'''
-->
--> '''Qwark:''' It was ''mating'' season! [[TooMuchInformation How was ]]''[[TooMuchInformation I ]]''[[TooMuchInformation supposed to know she was your sister?]] *notices Ratchet and Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]] standing behind him* *nervous laugh* [[HowMuchDidYouHear How long have you two been standing there?]]
--> '''Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]]:''' Too long...
* The tense, long-awaited reunion between old nemeses:
--> '''Nefarious:''' [[YouAreFat You've put on a bit of weight since last we met]].
--> '''Qwark:''' Yeah, well ''Courtney Gears'' didn't seem to mind!
--> '''Nefarious:''' QWAAAAAAAAAAAA-(fft)-"[[RunningGag That's what makes it so good, Janice! Feel it: my heart is pounding like an anvil!]]"
* Nefarious has led the heroes into a trap and activated the Leviathan's self-destruct mechanism:
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence, teleport us out of here!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Of course, sir. ''[[[{{Troll}} teleports himself away]]]''
-->'''Dr. Nefarious:''' Lawrence? ''[beat]'' THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LAWRENCE!
-->''[Nefarious is teleported away]''
* Ratchet's attempt at a [[spoiler:eulogy]] for Qwark, and [[spoiler:Klunk]] making things difficult for him.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Captain Qwark had so many, um, er... ''wonderful'' qualities, I just don't know where to begin...
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Such as...?
** [[spoiler:Klunk]] later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"
* Dr. Nefarious is about to unleash his ultimate doomsday weapon - only to accidentally activate a hologram of himself singing loudly and screechily off-key as Clank looks on in embarrassment. Seems Lawrence "accidentally" handed him a remote that shows his rehearsal for "Galactic Idol". If it were not for the subtitles, then the lyric would sound pretty silly.
-->'''Nefarious Hologram:''' You are my robot lover! ([[LadyMondegreen You and I rule, ba-lum-bah!]])
** Which leads to present-day Nefarious, usually oblivious to Lawrence's misbehaviour, going into a screaming fit and ''punching Lawrence onto the ground''.
-->'''Dr Nefarious:''' ARRRGH! LAWREEEEENCE!!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully sorry.
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--> '''Clank:''' He says you have ears like a Florana dung beaver. *chuckle*
to:
--> '''Clank:''' He says you have ears like a Florana dung beaver. *chuckle**chuckle*
* The Biobliterator's [[BlatantLies sixty second destruction sequence]]:
--> '''Dr. Nefarious:''' What?! '''That wasn't even ''CLOSE'' to sixty seconds'''!
* The very end where Nefarious and Lawrence are [[spoiler:trapped on an asteroid drifting through space, with the nearest planet reachable within a few thousand years.]] As Nefarious sulks, Lawrence plays a few riffs on his bass before looking inquisitively at Nefarious.
--> '''Nefarious:''' Now what?
--> '''Lawrence:''' I don't suppose you can play drums?
--> '''Nefarious:''' !...'''''LAW-RENCE!!!'''''
** Also at the end, Ratchet gets a SmoochOfVictory from his GirlOfTheWeek. Skrunch looks expectantly at Clank, who warns "Do not even think about it."
* The Biobliterator's [[BlatantLies sixty second destruction sequence]]:
--> '''Dr. Nefarious:''' What?! '''That wasn't even ''CLOSE'' to sixty seconds'''!
* The very end where Nefarious and Lawrence are [[spoiler:trapped on an asteroid drifting through space, with the nearest planet reachable within a few thousand years.]] As Nefarious sulks, Lawrence plays a few riffs on his bass before looking inquisitively at Nefarious.
--> '''Nefarious:''' Now what?
--> '''Lawrence:''' I don't suppose you can play drums?
--> '''Nefarious:''' !...'''''LAW-RENCE!!!'''''
** Also at the end, Ratchet gets a SmoochOfVictory from his GirlOfTheWeek. Skrunch looks expectantly at Clank, who warns "Do not even think about it."
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-->'''Dr Nefarious:''' ARRRGH! LAWREEEEENCE!!
-->'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully sorry.
-->'''Lawrence:''' Oh, dear. That was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake, sir. Dreadfully sorry.
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--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Too long...
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--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' '''Clank [[spoiler:(Klunk)]]:''' Too long...
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** [[spoiler:Klunk]] later sums up an ''actually'' heartfelt speech with "What a load of [[CurseCutShort bullsh-]]"
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** The ending of Episode 3, when he recounts his days of bullying Dr. Nefarious in school:
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** The ending of Episode 3, when he Qwark recounts his days of bullying Dr. Nefarious in school:
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'''Narrator:''' However, no previous adventure could have prepared Qwark for his encounter with the dread pirate Blackstar and his crew of... [[WhoWritesThisCrap oh, please tell me this is a typo]].\\
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'''Narrator:''' With great reluctance, Qwark accepted a meager fee[[labelnote:*]]At least a ''trillion'' Bolts[[/labelnote]] for his services and promptly donated the entire sum to the "Qwark for Tots" scholarship fund, a charity providing makeovers and... ''buxom bimbos'' to needy people. ''Named Qwark''.\\
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-->'''Lawrence:''' [[SarcasmMode That should clear things right up, sir]].
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'''Qwark:''' Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants... ''while you were still wearing them''? Oh, good times.\\
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* From Qwark Vid-Comic 4:
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* The Qwark Vid-Comic intros and outtros. ''All of them''. Special highlights include:
** In Episode 1, the narrator's sheer disbelief at the main villain of the story:
'''Narrator:''' However, no previous adventure could have prepared Qwark for his encounter with the dread pirate Blackstar and his crew of... [[WhoWritesThisCrap oh, please tell me this is a typo]].\\
'''Qwark:''' That's "[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot robotic pirate ghosts]]". Guess reading wasn't your subject, eh, Professor?
** The outtro to the same episode begins with the narrator ''still'' ranting about the stupidity of the whole premise:
-->'''Narrator:''' I mean, I've worked on some real junk, but this one takes the cake. ''Pirate ghost robots''. What do they think, we're idiots?\\
'''Qwark:''' Hey, Professor, ''snap to it!'' '''(smacks the narrator)'''
** From the same cutscene, you can just hear the loathing in the narrator's voice as he describes what Qwark did with the reward money:
'''Narrator:''' With great reluctance, Qwark accepted a meager fee[[labelnote:*]]At least a ''trillion'' Bolts[[/labelnote]] for his services and promptly donated the entire sum to the "Qwark for Tots" scholarship fund, a charity providing makeovers and... ''buxom bimbos'' to needy people. ''Named Qwark''.\\
'''Qwark:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've got a big heart]].
** From Episode 2, when Dr. Nefarious unleashes the amoeboids upon Blackwater City:
-->'''Nefarious:''' We'll see who's insane when my pets have exterminated all life on this miserable planet!\\
-->'''Lawrence:''' [[SarcasmMode That should clear things right up, sir]].
** Qwark's response to the amoeboid invasion?
-->'''Narrator:''' When Captain Qwark encountered the amoeboids for the first time, he immediately executed Emergency Response Plan: "[[BringMyBrownPants Number 2]]".\\
'''Qwark:''' Hey, wait just a minute!\\
'''Narrator:''' Qwark then proceeded to [[{{Pun}} stall]] for time, while he coordinated the city's defenses from the women's restroom at Galaxy Burger.\\
'''Qwark:''' Give me that thing, you lying, no-good... '''(knocks the narrator out)'''
** The ending of Episode 3, when he recounts his days of bullying Dr. Nefarious in school:
'''Qwark:''' Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants... ''while you were still wearing them''? Oh, good times.\\
'''Nefarious:''' You were ''three times my size'', you stupid oaf!\\
'''Qwark:''' I was always big for my age.\\
'''Nefarious:''' ''You were 26!''
** From Qwark Vid-Comic 4:
** In Episode 1, the narrator's sheer disbelief at the main villain of the story:
'''Narrator:''' However, no previous adventure could have prepared Qwark for his encounter with the dread pirate Blackstar and his crew of... [[WhoWritesThisCrap oh, please tell me this is a typo]].\\
'''Qwark:''' That's "[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot robotic pirate ghosts]]". Guess reading wasn't your subject, eh, Professor?
** The outtro to the same episode begins with the narrator ''still'' ranting about the stupidity of the whole premise:
-->'''Narrator:''' I mean, I've worked on some real junk, but this one takes the cake. ''Pirate ghost robots''. What do they think, we're idiots?\\
'''Qwark:''' Hey, Professor, ''snap to it!'' '''(smacks the narrator)'''
** From the same cutscene, you can just hear the loathing in the narrator's voice as he describes what Qwark did with the reward money:
'''Narrator:''' With great reluctance, Qwark accepted a meager fee[[labelnote:*]]At least a ''trillion'' Bolts[[/labelnote]] for his services and promptly donated the entire sum to the "Qwark for Tots" scholarship fund, a charity providing makeovers and... ''buxom bimbos'' to needy people. ''Named Qwark''.\\
'''Qwark:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've got a big heart]].
** From Episode 2, when Dr. Nefarious unleashes the amoeboids upon Blackwater City:
-->'''Nefarious:''' We'll see who's insane when my pets have exterminated all life on this miserable planet!\\
-->'''Lawrence:''' [[SarcasmMode That should clear things right up, sir]].
** Qwark's response to the amoeboid invasion?
-->'''Narrator:''' When Captain Qwark encountered the amoeboids for the first time, he immediately executed Emergency Response Plan: "[[BringMyBrownPants Number 2]]".\\
'''Qwark:''' Hey, wait just a minute!\\
'''Narrator:''' Qwark then proceeded to [[{{Pun}} stall]] for time, while he coordinated the city's defenses from the women's restroom at Galaxy Burger.\\
'''Qwark:''' Give me that thing, you lying, no-good... '''(knocks the narrator out)'''
** The ending of Episode 3, when he recounts his days of bullying Dr. Nefarious in school:
'''Qwark:''' Remember how we used to clean the chalkboard with your pants... ''while you were still wearing them''? Oh, good times.\\
'''Nefarious:''' You were ''three times my size'', you stupid oaf!\\
'''Qwark:''' I was always big for my age.\\
'''Nefarious:''' ''You were 26!''
** From Qwark Vid-Comic 4:
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** The fact that Episode 5, being a bootleg, is narrated by [[spoiler:Slim Cognito]] is hilarious in and of itself.
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--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *another evil chuckle*
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--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *another evil chuckle*chuckle, as [[RedEyesTakeWarning his eyes turn red]]*
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-->'''Galactic President:''' My daughter tells me you're a man who's good with his hands Ratchet.
-->'''Ratchet:''' Sir, I swear I NEVER . . .
-->'''Ratchet:''' Sir, I swear I NEVER . . .
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-->'''Galactic President:''' My daughter tells me you're a man who's good with his hands hands, Ratchet.
-->'''Ratchet:''' Sir, I swear INEVER . . .NEVER--
-->'''Ratchet:''' Sir, I swear I
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** Which leads to present-day Nefarious, usually oblivious to Lawrence's misbehaviour, going into a screaming fit and ''punches Lawrence onto the ground''.
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** Which leads to present-day Nefarious, usually oblivious to Lawrence's misbehaviour, going into a screaming fit and ''punches ''punching Lawrence onto the ground''.
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** Which leads to present-day Nefarious, usually oblivious to Lawrence's misbehaviour, going into a screaming fit and ''punches Lawrence onto the ground''.
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--> '''Clank:''' Too long...
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--> '''Clank:''' '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Too long...
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--> [[spoiler:'''Klunk]]:''' Such as...?
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--> [[spoiler:'''Klunk]]:''' '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' Such as...?
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--> '''Ratchet:''' Hey! Uh-- what are you doing?
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--> '''Ratchet:''' Hey! Uh-- Gah-- what are you doing?
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--> '''Ratchet:''' Agh, don't sit on the flight stick!
--> '''Qwark:''' Auuaaugh!
--> '''Qwark:''' Auuaaugh!
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--> '''Ratchet:''' Agh, Wait! No, don't sit on the flight stick!
--> '''Qwark:'''Auuaaugh!Auuaaugh!
* Ratchet finds out [[spoiler:his Clank is actually an imposter]]:
--> '''Ratchet:''' Look Clank, it's Dr. Nefarious! And that butler guy! And... [[spoiler:they've got Clank! They're, uh, holding you prisoner! How about that?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *evil chuckle*
--> '''Ratchet:''' [[spoiler:I guess I should be feeling pretty stupid right now. I don't suppose there's any chance he's the evil Clank?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *another evil chuckle*
--> '''Ratchet:''' Yeah, didn't think so.
** Having witnessed this, Nefarious almost lets loose with another EvilLaugh before he starts hacking, saying he's "been laughing so hard today, [my] sides ache!"
* Clank is revealed to be [[SpeaksFluentAnimal able to translate Skrunch's monkey noises]]...
--> '''Clank:''' He says you have ears like a Florana dung beaver. *chuckle*
--> '''Qwark:'''
* Ratchet finds out [[spoiler:his Clank is actually an imposter]]:
--> '''Ratchet:''' Look Clank, it's Dr. Nefarious! And that butler guy! And... [[spoiler:they've got Clank! They're, uh, holding you prisoner! How about that?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *evil chuckle*
--> '''Ratchet:''' [[spoiler:I guess I should be feeling pretty stupid right now. I don't suppose there's any chance he's the evil Clank?]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Klunk]]:''' *another evil chuckle*
--> '''Ratchet:''' Yeah, didn't think so.
** Having witnessed this, Nefarious almost lets loose with another EvilLaugh before he starts hacking, saying he's "been laughing so hard today, [my] sides ache!"
* Clank is revealed to be [[SpeaksFluentAnimal able to translate Skrunch's monkey noises]]...
--> '''Clank:''' He says you have ears like a Florana dung beaver. *chuckle*