History Funny / QuantumLeap

** The sight of Dr. Ruth in the mirror judo-flipping the episode's villain. Though she is tougher than you'd think, being a former sniper and all...

--> '''Sam''': Muahahaha! Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram! ''(starts 'swimming' thru Al)''Pwah, pwah, pwah...

* At the end of "What Price Gloria?", Sam gets revenge on the JerkAss skirt-chasing executive who harassed him and nearly drove the leapee's roommate to suicide. How does he do it? By [[DroppedABridgetOnHim saying he's a man]]. The exec's reactions are '''priceless''', particularly when Sam says he can prove he's a man, and the exec backs away in a panic, shouting "NO!" so loudly that his voice cracks. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BEji-uAYuU And here's the link to prove it.]]

* In ''The Leap Back'', Sam's delight at being the hologram for a change. Also, Sam being the one who makes dirty jokes (and his reaction afterwards, every time), leaving Al with the "choir boy thoughts" - and hating every minute of it.
--> '''Sam''': Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram!

** Al is not being a smart aleck, 'Jimmy' has a cognitive age of twelve meaning in everyday terms his behavior is quite normal.

--> Sam: Look, most murder victims are killed by people that they know, right?

* In "Dr. Ruth," Al is in the Waiting Room with... Well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Dr. Ruth]], who's prompting him to tell her more about his on-again-off-again girlfriend, Tina. Al, being Al, doesn't waste time in mentioning Tina's, ahem, ''casabas.'' It's not good enough for Dr. Ruth, and Al starts [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms rattling off every euphemism for the female anatomy he knows]], in an increasingly desperate voice, before finally snapping, "''BREASTS!''"

--> '''Sam''': *rolls eyes* A partner.

--> Al: Right.
--> Sam: Who would have the best reason to kill Jake?
--> Al: *eyes light up* Ooh! Does he have any ex-wives?
--> Sam: *rolls eyes* A partner.

* Al's alphabet rap in "Shock Therapy."

* At the end of "What Price Gloria?", Sam gets revenge on the JerkAss skirt-chasing executive who harassed him and nearly drove the leapee's roommate to suicide. How does he do it? By [[DroppedABridgetOnHim saying he's a man]]. The exec's reactions are '''priceless''', particularly when Sam says he can prove he's a man, and the exec backs away in a panic, shouting "NO!" so loudly that his voice cracks.

'''Sam:''' ''(as the doctor makes him [[AssShove bend over]])'' [[RuleOfThree Aaaaaaah]] [[CatchPhrase boy...]]

-->'''Sam:''' Who wrote this list, you or Zsa-Zsa Gabor?!

* In "A Hunting We Will Go", Al recognizes the WhenAJerkLovesATsundere relationship budding between Sam and the woman he's supposed to be bringing to justice. He explains the Five Steps of Love: Denial, Sex, Marriage, Divorce, and, if you're lucky, More Sex.

* In "A Hunting We Will Go", Al recognizes the TahakashiCouple relationship budding between Sam and the woman he's supposed to be bringing to justice. He explains the Five Steps of Love: Denial, Sex, Marriage, Divorce, and, if you're lucky, More Sex.

-->"Despite the warm voice and friendly smile, I didn't like him. I didn't like the way people parted before him or the way they touched their hats said 'Captain' as he passed. But since he was obviously the man who ran this town, I had to learn all I could about him. Besides, I had no idea where I lived."

** I agree Al, that'd propbably make ''anybody'' want to gag!

* From "Disco Inferno": The "Man Bag", and just Al's fascination of the 70s vs Sam's disgust for the time period.

* I remeber that one episode where Al tried impersonating the Ghost of Christmas Future, and not very well.

* At the end of "What Price Gloria?", Sam gets revenge on the JerkAss skirt-chasing executive who harassed him and nearly drove the leapee's roommate to suicide. How does he do it? By [[DroppedABridgetOnHim saying he's a man]]. The exec's reactions are '''priceless''', particularly when Sam says he can prove he's a man, and the exec backs away in a panic, shouting "NO!" so loudly that his voice cracks.

--> '''Sam''': And you have all the signs of the brain dead!

--> '''Sam''': Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram.

--> '''Sam''': And you have all the signs of the brain dead.

--> '''Al'': Just act natural.

--> '''Sam''': They're robbing the bank to ''pay'' the bank?\\

-->'''Sam''': They're robbing the bank to ''pay'' the bank?\\

-->'''Sam''': And you have all the signs of the brain dead.

-->'''Sam:''' They're robbing the bank to ''pay'' the bank?\\
'''Al:''' Well, that has a certain symmetry to it.

* In ''The Leap Back'', Sam's delight at being the hologram for a change. Also, Sam being the one who makes dirty jokes (and his reaction afterwards, every time), leaving Al with the "choir boy thoughts" - and hating every minute of it.