History Funny / PuyoPuyo

* Ringo encounters Schezo in the middle of the desert, and gets a firsthand experience of his infamous phrase. She calls him a cosplayer and, unsurprisingly, calls him a pervert. That's not the funny part. The funny comes from Schezo's [[{{Beat}} moment of silence]] and late realization to being called it.

--> '''Dark Prince:''' (vs Maguro) Hey! Go fight your own battles!
--> '''Dark Prince:''' (vs Risukuma) Will you cut that out already?!

* In ''Yon'', Arle's group makes it to the ruins, to which Draco takes notice of a sleeping dragon. Serilly is understandably afraid, Arle tries to find a way to sneak by, Witch finds it as a golden opportunity to harvest some ''dragon snot'' for a potion. She then makes Arle try to tickle its nose to make it sneeze, which inevitably breaks into a squabble over Witch's selfish stupidity. The bickering wakes the dragon anyway. Panic ensues.

[[caption-width-right:240:Even he compliments that was a good comeback.]]

* Arle's encounter with Schezo in the original game's CD remake, specifically the extended version when played on Hardest. Schezo says his (always misunderstood) CatchPhrase, but Arle completely misinterprets it as wanting something...more than that, turning red and saying she's not a lady yet and her heart's not ready. Schezo could only stare blankly, baffled at how this conversation derailed that far, complete with a nose drip and his sword getting droopier as she rambles on.

* The English release of the arcade game is not ideal, to put it gently. The text translation is generally okay, retaining the goofy banters found in the Japanese version. The voice acting on the other hand...
** Arle ("Silvana" in this version) has voice work that reeks of DullSurprise, giving memetic gems like "Oh no..." or "Ouch, that hurt..." when the second player creates Puyo chains.

* After completing the very short Easy mode, Arle proclaims herself to be the greatest Puyo Master, only to be interrupted by none other than the Dark Prince himself, beckoning challengers to battle in his tower. Arle agrees...but [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere decides she'll do it tomorrow and walks out on him.]] Cue the Dark Prince yelling at her to come back as if his plans were foiled before they truly began.

* In certain home versions of the game, Masked Prince's mask shatters and falls off when he's defeated, leaving Arle shocked to see that he's none other than Satan himself... at least, that's what he'd [[ImagineSpot like to think]]. He's shocked she didn't fall for it, even after she already told him she knew it was him. You can see the fan-translated ''Super Puyo Puyo Tsu'' version [[http://youtu.be/Ogk_AJv3Gww?t=22m27s here]] and the voice-acted [=PlayStation=] version [[https://youtu.be/AS9x5JDAHd8?t=1m10s here]].

** Scylla invites Arle to relax in a hot spring. This, however, is a ruse to get Arle to lower her guard so she can be at an advantage. ''Thirty minutes pass'' and she manages to overheat Arle...and herself, both of them passing out in the spring.

** Upon running into Schezo, Arle immediately calls him a pervert. When Schezo demands to know why she said that, Arle keeps calling him that way, and the word "pervert" that appears over Schezo's head somehow lands on his head as if it were tangible. Schezo throws a fit and shoves it off, and tries to be intimidating to Arle... only to discover she was ignoring him the whole time. Schezo goes ColorFailure as a result.

** [[https://youtu.be/fYKyo1ANg04?t=29s VS Harpy]]: After finding Harpy on the ground, Draco give her some water, Harpy then decides to sing a song...and destroy Draco's ears.

* In the final cutscene, leading to the match against Satan (Dark Prince), he tries to make an epic entrance... which gets completely blown when Arle calls him [[AccidentalMisnaming Santa]].

** [[https://youtu.be/fYKyo1ANg04 VS Skeleton T]] Skeleton T is just enjoying some tea, until Draco breathes fire on his pot and evaporates the tea, needless to say, Skeleton T was NOT happy.
** [[https://youtu.be/fYKyo1ANg04?t=29s VS Harpy]] After finding Harpy on the ground, Draco give her some water, Harpy then decides to sing a song...and destroy Draco's ears.
** [[https://youtu.be/fYKyo1ANg04?t=1m8s VS Choppun]] A high tide surprises Draco, and the wave that Choppun starts to surf on carries Draco away, leaving a funny background moment.
** [[https://youtu.be/fYKyo1ANg04?t=1m51s Ending]] Once you get past the blatant fan service, Draco finally gets to sunbathe...and gets sunburnt so much she gets launched into space.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGWPU3ml-DY VS Draco]] Arle finds a sunburnt Draco on the ground, upon seeing Arle, Draco challenges her, but immediately falls back down because she feels dizzy. If you went to Normal right after clearing Easy, then this scene happened almost ''immediately''.
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=26s VS Incubus]] Incubus asks Arle on a date, and not only does he get rejected, his makeup starts running because he is sweating, warranting an "Oh shit!" from him.
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=1m42s VS Kikimora]] Walking along the path, Arle notices Kikimora 'spring cleaning.' After trying to walk past, Kikimora trips her up, give her a lecture, then runs around with Arle on the end of her mop. She's basically ''[[VisualPun mopping the floor with her]]''.
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=2m14s VS Nohoho]] Nohoho is eating some curry, when spots appear all over him, he deduces he is allergic to curry. This freaks Arle out and sends her into a frenzy of itching herself.
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=2m49s VS Kodomo Dragon]] Kodomo Dragon claims to have found an 'unusual insect.' Arle looks around, asking where, only for a net to go over her head and Kodomo Dragon stating he 'caught the insect.' Arle is, understandably, angry.
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=3m11s VS Witch.]] Lesson: Never sleep on a tree alongside other sleeping people.
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=3m52s VS Zoh Diamaoh]] Zoh hates the heat so much, he '''burns a hole through the ground.''' leaving Arle to panic and scream 'It's a natural disaster!'
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=4m25s VS Honeybee]] Arle notices Honeybee just in time to avoid the 'Assault from the sky', but Honeybee then repeats the phrase multiple times while chasing Arle around in a circle.
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=4m52s VS Ragnus]] Ragnus is poking at a Puyo with his sword before plunging his sword into it, gaining some EXP to 'Level Up' into his adult form...only for his pants to fall. It's worth reminding that this was Ragnus's ''first'' appearance in the series. There's also the weirdly funny irony in Arle telling him that Puyo don't like to be bullied...when they're popped en masse as spell fodder in matches.
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=5m13s VS Rulue]] Rulue is actually nice to Arle... until Arle requests Rulue to take her to Dark Prince's castle. Rulue then asks Minotouros (who's keeping her cool by waving a leaf at her like a fan) to dispatch of Arle, he blows Arle away with the leaf...right into Rulue and they go flying to the ocean.
** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=5m38s VS Schezo]] Arle immediately starts teasing a sunburnt Schezo, quickly enraging him and causing him to flail his sword wildly at her.

** [[https://youtu.be/SGWPU3ml-DY?t=6m45s Ending]] Arle switches off the sun-enlarging beam, and the sun is back to normal. Carbuncle comes in, fires his laser, and the sun is large again...way to go.

** [[https://youtu.be/1HcVLNV2SAI VS Kodomo Dragon]] A heat derived Schezo gets snared in Kodomo Dragon's trap. As Kodomo Dragon celebrates capturing another 'insect', Schezo starts ranting on his dark mage status causing Kodomo Dragon to immediately lose interest... leaving Schezo hanging in the trap.
** [[https://youtu.be/1HcVLNV2SAI?t=26s VS Witch.]] DUEL OF PERVERTS! At least, that's what Schezo calls it.
** [[https://youtu.be/1HcVLNV2SAI?t=51s VS Zoh Diamaoh]] Zoh finally gets out of the hole he burned in Arle's story. Schezo, completely freaked out by this, calls him a demon, which makes Zoh mad (again) and makes him burn ANOTHER hole in the ground, taking Schezo with him and '''setting him on fire!'''
** [[https://youtu.be/1HcVLNV2SAI?t=1m45s VS Honeybee]] Honeybee launches another 'Assault from the sky' and stabs Schezo in the back of the head. The stab doesn't go unnoticed, but because he doesn't realize where Honeybee is, he brushes it off as his imagination, and walks off...with Honeybee still stuck to his head.
** [[https://youtu.be/1HcVLNV2SAI?t=2m6s VS Ragnus]] Ragnus tries to launch an attack on Schezo, but misses and turns back into a child. Schezo absolutely relishes in his misfortune, causing Ragnus to throw a tantrum.
** [[https://youtu.be/1HcVLNV2SAI?t=2m36s VS Rulue]] Rulue, sunbathing, immediately assumes Schezo is looking at her, and calls him a pervert. Schezo manages to ignore her and walk by, prompting confrontation from Rulue, only for things to get awkward when Rulue assumes Schezo's gay.
** [[https://youtu.be/1HcVLNV2SAI?t=3m12s VS Arle]] Of course, any time Schezo gets to Arle, he has to mess up his words and be called a pervert. Schezo gets mad enough to the point where he starts swinging his sword wildly.
** [[https://youtu.be/1HcVLNV2SAI?t=3m45s VS Dark Prince]] Schezo burns a bald spot onto Dark Prince's head. Dark Prince's reaction is priceless.
** [[https://youtu.be/1HcVLNV2SAI?t=4m19s Ending]] After breaking the sun enlarging device, Dark Prince sneaks up behind Schezo and beats the crap out of him. Schezo is having none of it, complete with a fourth-wall break.

* In Puyo Box, Arle finds Schezo sleeping on a bridge with no easy way to get him off (serving as the roadblock until you clear the first boss). What does she do to clear the way? ''Scald him with hot tea.'' Schezo frantically hops around and throws himself into the river, never to be seen again... But in actuality, he's one of the penultimate bosses. And you fight him when he's [[NakedPeopleAreFunny only in his underwear]] because his clothes are hung to dry!

* In the final story mode location, Arle encounters the typical final enemies she's always encountered... until halfway-through, where she encounters '''[[JokeCharacter Skeleton-T]]''' of all characters, who states he's become much more powerful... even though his AI is literally the same as before, the only difference being the drop speed. It's so unexpected it's difficult not to laugh.

* The credits sequence has Arle cooking up a plate of curry for Carbuncle. He wanders off as the credits scroll...only for him to trip and spill his plate on Dark Prince (who's still in a pile of Puyo) at the end.

** [[https://youtu.be/CljBvrNLR_w?t=9m50s VS Lemres]]. Poor guy does not realize how creepy offering candy when you are a complete stranger for her looks like. There's also the fact Lemres only bothers to ask Amitie if she's from Primp [[https://youtu.be/CljBvrNLR_w?t=12m26s ''after'' she defeats him]]. Lemres asks her to bring him to Ms. Accord, which she does... by dragging him to her.

** [[https://youtu.be/52VazinQ45w?t=9m45s VS Lemres]]. The latter greets him, but Sig tries to leave. Lemres stops him, and asks Sig if he's lost. When he says so, Lemres has an "I knew it" moment... because he's also lost, and asks Sig if he's from Primp. After confirming he comes from there, Lemres asks him if they could go there together... but Sig tries to leave again. Lemres stops him again and challenges him to a Puyo battle. Sig beats him, and [[RuleOfThree is about to leave]], when he reads the note Ms. Accord gave him at the beginning - he realizes Lemres is the person Amitie has been looking for. So what does Sig do? Patch him up and head back to Primp... [[RunningGag leaving him behind]]. The way he patches Lemres up can also only be described as "throw Lemres around like a blanket that needs to be aired out".

* Sig's [=HaraHara=] course: [[https://youtu.be/9mx1qtWbgyo?t=35m51s The ending]]. After Ocean Prince picks the Lantern of Star and becomes a dolphin again, he goes to the beach with Sig and frees him from his servitude. Ocean Prince then goes underwater and jumps a few times across the sea... [[GainaxEnding and gets eaten whole by a whale]].

* During Episode 18 and 19, Ringo is confronted by Maguro and Risukuma being controlled against their will. Should you select Dark Prince in these cutscenes, Ringo deals with them...by forcing Dark Prince to do it for her. He wants ''none'' of it.

* In Arle's story, Arle and Schezo confront Rulue who's, unsurprisingly, standing in their way before Dark Prince. Arle comments her devotion to Dark Prince, to which Schezo prompts her to stop before she strikes a nerve...[[HypocriticalHumor when he himself unintentionally makes Rulue furious]] [[https://youtu.be/HK4OrbRCghA?t=826 from his own commentary on said devotion.]]

--> '''Lemres''': Cakey... cakey... cakey cakey cakey cakey cakey... [[SanitySlippage CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY]]!!!

* Feli VS Ocean Prince. The latter tells Feli he's trying to find a hiding place to avoid his pursuer, and he manages to find one... [[AccidentalPervert under Feli's skirt]].

* Risukuma's story is all about him giving counseling advice to a bunch of random people, all of who either baffle him or test his patience with ridiculous concerns. Some standout cases include...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rws1IwykH6o At the end of the HaraHara Course]], Raffina asks Ms. Accord for her prize, Accord asks her to turn around and close her eyes, when she does, Accord pulls out a giant hammer and whacks her on the head, then [[BorrowedCatchphrase steals her catchphrase]] "Oh la-ti-da."

-->(Japanese) '''Dark Prince:''' An honest smile from Arle... ''(Ominously)'' Priceless...!
-->(English) '''Dark Prince:''' Now that I've seen her smile, I'll never wash these eyeballs ever again...!

--> '''Maguro:''' Say, Tee, why'd the Tetrimino cross the road? ★
--> '''Tee:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Most likely due to a tear]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint in the boundary between two dimensions.]]
--> '''Maguro:''' *buzz* 'Cause the sidewalk was...BLOCKED! ★ *laugh*

--> '''Maguro:''' [[NoodleImplements I'll be a grocery clerk, and you be a flightless bird with a lisp!]] ★

--> '''Witch:''' This savage beast actually breathes FIRE when you bonk it on the head!
--> '''Draco:''' OUCH! WHY ARE YOU BONKING ME ON THE HEAD!? DON'T MAKE ME SCORCH YOU WITH MY FIRE-BREATH!

-->'''Risukuma:''' The girl's crazy ladies and gentlemen. Please call security. This is not a drill!
-->'''Ess:''' Great idea! Anyone have a drill? OffWithHisHead

---> '''Ringo:''' NO! I'M ALLERGIC TO PERFORMING!

* Jay & Elle listing all the pranks they've done to Ai. [[https://youtu.be/-V6FDfwWngc?t=13m16s It's a lot of pranks.]]

** It's not clear if whoever took in charge of the localization had mistaken Arle (Silvana) as a boy or its voice sample pitch got messed up due to some programming error, but regardless, her voice is deeply masculine. It also reeks DullSurprise, giving memetic gems like "Oh no..." or "Ouch, that hurt..." when the second player creates Puyo chains.
** The English Draco (or "Dragon Woman") has the same battle cry, except unlike her Japanese counterpart, she yells at the top of her lung. [[https://youtu.be/G48JMe7Y5Rw?t=350 GAOOOOooooOOOOOooooo!]]

* The alt voices are once again an absolute riot. The crowning examples are Ringo stealing the spells of the other members of the 7 cast, Ess sounding like a SouthernBelle, Klug developing ElmuhFuddSyndwome, Feli sounding like a chainsmoker, Ai sounding like a stereotypical British constable, Sig acting like an old-timey game show host, Lemres being on a perpetual sugar high, Ecolo talking ''backwards'' and Maguro sounding like he just woke up.

** In the PC-98 version of Episode 2, there's a Dark Dragon that serves as the BeefGate of the first dungeon. Looks big and intimidating, but if you cast Fire on it Dark Dragon is burned into a cartoonish charred lizard of what it once was, complete with slow-blinking bugged out eyes.

'''Witch:''' Kind of. Not really. She's in my life, and there's nothing I can do about it.

As expected from a generally light-hearted and wacky series, there's bound to be a bunch of these moments.

* In the final cutscene, leading to the match against Satan (Dark Price), he tries to make an epic entrance... which gets completely blown when Arle calls him [[AccidentalMisnaming Santa]].

** Amitie: CosmeticCatastrophe. She had the right idea, but poor in execution.
** Ringo: Maiko. In an attempt to highlight Japanese elegance.
** Draco: Animal costume. Ironic considering she's all about beauty contests.
** Witch: Punk rock style. Complete with ChainedByFashion.
** Arle: Nothing. She didn't dress up. '''[[CrackDefeat She wins]].'''(then again, this is [[VillainousCrush Satan’s]] Space Amusement Park...)

** Arle: Nothing. She didn't dress up. '''[[CrackDefeat She wins]].'''

* After Maguro states that Ringo made his cat fat by making him eat too much rice, the fandom was in a frenzy trying to get information on said cat. Que Puyo Puyo Official on Twitter posting a picture of a cat and begging the fans to stop pestering them for details. Some fans are still going.

* In Puyo Box, Arle finds Schezo sleeping on a bridge with no easy way to get him off (serving as the roadblock until you clear the first boss). What does she do to clear the way? ''Scald him with hot tea.'' Schezo frantically hops around and throws himself into the river, never to be seen again... [[spoiler:But in actuality, he's one of the penultimate bosses. And you fight him when he's [[NakedPeopleAreFunny only in his underwear]] because his clothes are hung to dry!]]

** There's also an alternate ending if you collect all the collectibles in the area. Dark Prince discloses what the runes are made of: [[spoiler:'''CURRY.''' Arle instead breaks it in pieces, releasing the suppressed scent, and deciding to head home to cook some curry. It's implied she cooked with it!]]

** In the end, Schezo finally discovers the secret behind Sig's left hand. [[spoiler:Said secret being that Sig uses his red hand to house a family of bugs. [[{{Squick}} Schezo immediately calls his hunt off.]] This is also the only time in the entire game where [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Sig shows any kind of emotion.]]]]

* Recruiting Schezo in this game is a particularly humorous chain of events. [[spoiler:You find him in a treasure chest. Again. Just like Puyo BOX.]]

* [[spoiler:The main cast making fun of Squares being mentally a child after Tee points it out and Marle confirms it can be hilarious. Especially because Satan and Ecolo are two of the ones to call him out. This is a perfect example of HypocriticalHumor at work.]]

* Ecolo being disappointed that there wasn't an explosion happening after the plot is about to wrap up. [[spoiler:Come the final battle, Marle warns everyone that if nothing is done about the power going out of control in Squares, he'll ''literally'' explode.]]

** Amitie: [[spoiler:CosmeticCatastrophe.]]
** Ringo: [[spoiler:Maiko. In an attempt to highlight Japanese elegance.]]
** Draco: [[spoiler:Animal costume. And this is coming from someone that does this constantly.]]
** Witch: [[spoiler:Punk rock style. Complete with ChainedByFashion.]]
** Arle: [[spoiler:Nothing. She didn't dress up. '''[[CrackDefeat She wins]].''']]

** Aboard the Tetra, Ess, Maguro and co. are passing time by doing beauty contests, with Witch dragging Schezo in. She's right about two things: he has a winning face, and his vocabulary is terrible. And he proves the latter with "Well, muscular bodies keep ME satisfied!". Then when Schezo attempts to salvage his blunder, he groans as if he knew he was six feet under and has to give up. Nobody buys it for a second.

-->'''Marle:''' "Is this a friend of yours, Witch?"\\
'''Witch:''' "Kind of. Not really. She's in my life, and there's nothing I can do about it."

-->'''Witch:''' "Kind of. Not really. She's in my life, and there's nothing I can do about it."

*** Ringo's relultance to help, characterized by a tight lipped smile and a groan, makes the scene even better.

* Schezo's innuendos are a riot. We have gems like "Muscular bodies keep me satified", "You and I are bound and gagged together" and Witch even joins in by copying Schezo's "I want you".

* Despite everything he does for the cast, Ex has his share of being the butt of the joke. Ringo makes fun of his fashion sense quite often to name just a few instances. The best reaction must be when Tee says that Ex is a hassle and Ringo jumps in on the teasing. We are treated to Ex gasping as if Tee had insulted his mother and even invoking EtTuBruce.

* Despite everything he does for the cast, Ex has his share of being the butt of the joke. Ringo makes fun of his fashion sense quite often to name just a few instances. The best reaction must be when Tee says that Ex is a hassle and Ringo jumps in on the teasing. We are treated to Ex gasping as if Tee had insulted his mother and even speaking French to Ringo.

* The alt voices are once again an absolute riot. The crowning examples are Ringo stealing the spells of the other members of the 7 cast, Ess sounding like a SouthernBelle, Klug developing ElmuhFuddSyndwome, Feli sounding like a chainsmoker, Ai sounding like a stereotypical British constable, Lemres being on a perpetual sugar high, Ecolo talking ''backwards'' and Maguro sounding like he just woke up.

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