History Funny / PuppetHistory

* When talking about how Truckee Lake was later re-named Donner Lake due to the party’s infamy, the Puppet History crew [[JustForPun take a detour]] to talk about what they would like named in their honor. Joyce wants a sex shop in a small town, and Ryan wants a garbage can on his former college’s campus (not a nice one, one that drunk kids throw up in).

* This week's musical guest is a Pope hat singing how great it is to live as a Pope because everything is cool....only for ''The actual God'' to show up (apparently he's got notifications for when Watcher mentions him) and reveal [[ButForMeItWasATuesday given he made everything, hes only spent about 8 minutes paying attention to Earth and doesn't even ''remember'' what a Pope is]]. For even more comedy, guest [[WebVideo/TheTryGuys Zach Kornfield]] has a existential crisis at seeing actual God while Ryan, treating it as the usual UnusuallyUninterestingSight, half-heartedly reassures him.

* The [[MotorMouth very fast disclaimer]] in regards to the Professor's preferred vice of choice.
-->Watcher Entertainment does not approve of the Professor's vaping habit and hopes that you'll keep in mind that he is a nasty little creep whose diet consists of spiders and possibly even dolphin meat.

* Stephen Lim's CallBack to the very first episode, which is HilariousInHindsight.

* After learning that José Rizal made a statement after his incarceration pointing out the disconnect between his status as the Philippine Revolution's fighters' hero and him being a "harmless sort of chap" who disavowed them for their use of force, Ryan and Josh take things a step further and wonder if any of the revolutionaries ever met him expecting an obvious BadAss when so many of his exploits had been "nerdy" ones in areas like studying abroad, art and writing, and entomology.

* The timing is everything in this one, but, when the Professor asks "How many mistresses are you currently keeping?", Ryan is sipping his tea looking confused.

** When Steven amends his statement to the Professor being "blue Grover", and the Professor angrily points out that "''Grover'' is blue Grover, you dipshit!"

* Ryan reveals that The Professor ''loves'' lazy rivers to the point where he wants to ''[[SurpriseCreepy die]]'' in one.

-->'''Propeller:''' I said-a [[SurpriseCreepy CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!]] and-a SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM! [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone HOW'D THIS BLOOD GET ALL OVER ME?!?]]

* The camera cutting and the episode skipping ahead mid-sentence when the Professor starts going on a tangent to ask Ryan and Maya [[SurpriseCreepy if either of them would ever kill their own children.]]

* The whole ending. Santa Claus [[ItMakesSenseInContext (who is a mass of bones in a Santa hat)]] finally appears, and on a suggestion from Ryan, the Professor gifts him with an... [[StylisticSuck awkward but earnest attempt]] at a song in his honor. St. Nick decides to sing, too, and quickly reveals himself to be, uh, eccentric with a PissTakeRap repeating that he saved [[InUniverseNickname the pickle boys]] ''ad nauseum'' (despite the Professor already having mentioned it in his song) that also offhandedly mentions he might have killed the butcher who killed them (to the Professor's surprise), among other things.
-->'''Santa Claus:''' ''St. Nicholas killed the pickle boys -'' ''[[VerbalBackspace I mean, saved the pickle boys! Oh, yeah!]]''\\

* Ryan's usual lack of amusement during end-of-episode musical numbers has shifted in the context of this season to outright suspicion, given all its other weird goings-on - but despite that, he's [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually pretty entertained]] by the Infinitiger's lamentation of his own death, spending several lines barely suppressing a crackup once the tiger drops the blunt lyrics "A THOUSAND YEARS I LIVED, AND NOW I'M ''FUCKING DEAD''".

* Aria has an inopportune laughing fit trying to explain a weird image he once saw while Ryan shares that he's squicked out by skinning, prompting Ryan to ask what's wrong with him. Becomes a BrickJoke when after Ryan passes out from the laced vape, the Hologram-Professor distracts Aria by asking to see the photo (with what little dialogue that can be heard implying he has [[CovertPervert 'multiple']] images like that and has to scroll to find it)

** Garrett and Joyce work hard to try and stay in character as Dinosaur's with no experience of the future, but because they do so well it means Joyce using "origami" and no one picking up on it implies that the art of origami predates the invention of paper.
* At one point Dinosir asks if there are any movies in the future with weird timelines and the Professor brings up {{Film/Tenet}}. Garrett, who voices and operates Dinosir, then starts ''struggling'' to try and argue about Tenet in character as a Dinosaur who had never seen any movies before in it's life while Shane as the Professor tries to defend it.
* After Ryan wishes for the Professor back and it takes a bit longer than expected/hoped he states his belief that it didn't work to the Genie... who is revealed to be ''ever'' so slightly smaller than Ryan and is actually rather chill and courteous when not exacting revenge on the Professor.

* In a scene that's filled with moments of awesomeness, nightmare fuel, tearjerker, and heartwarming moments as Ryan fights off the mad hologram and reunites with the real Professor, a single moment of humor breaks up the scene as when Ryan finishes off the hologram by [[DestinationDefenestration throwing him out the window]], the backing track of the song from the ''Defenestrations of Prague'' video plays for a single line.

* At one point Dinosir asks if their are any movies in the future with weird timelines and the Professor brings up {{Film/Tenet}}. Garrett, who voices and operates Dinosir, then starts ''struggling'' to try and argue about Tenet in character as a Dinosaur who had never seen any movies before in it's life while Shane as the Professor tries to defend it.

* [[SeenItAll Ryan's reacts to a pair of puppet dinosaurs suddenly in the booth with little more then a bemused "who are they?" ]]

* [[SeenItAll Neither The Professor or Ryan react to a insane murderous glitching copy of themselves/a pair of puppet dinosaurs suddenly in the booth respectively with little more then a bemused "who is that?/who are they?" ]]

--> '''Ryan''': Class dismissed, you little blue ballsack.