History Funny / Pucca

'''Santa''': (Annoyedly slinking away) [-Hmmmm... rocks in your socks...-]\\

* In "Monster Truck Island," Tex and Sue are sent flying back into their supertanker. Before leaving the island, the ship siphons back all the oil it spilled out of the water, implying the couple [[{{Jerkass}} intentionally dumped their ship's cargo.]]

* Tobe makes an evil fortune cookie for Garu and asks one of his ninjas to read it. He does so and explodes afterwards. Another ninja reads it and does the same. This repeats until only one is left and Tobe tells him that he probably shouldn't read it. The ninja's curiosity gets the better of him and he explodes too.

* In the completed cut of "Misplaced Face", the faceless Abyo is instead ''completely naked'' -- but thankfully covered with a CensorBox -- throughout some of the episode. At one point, however, Ching pulls him offscreen too fast and the box flies off and hits Pucca in the face. She quickly pulls it off and gags.

* Whoever loses the pong pong tournament is forced to wear the sundress of shame. By the end of the episode everyone in the stands is wearing one.

* In "Slam Bam Birthday Bash", Garu accidentally pulls out a toilet plunger instead of his sword. Tobe laughs at him and says that "his shame is so deep it will be felt by his ancestors". [[spoiler: Then it pans out to show that Tobe and his entire ninja army are in their underpants. They retreat quickly.]]

* In "Scenes From a Maul" Pucca and Garu end up in wedding outfits with Garu kneeling on one knee in front of her with a present that happened to be an engagement ring, a cake, flowers, rice throwing and other wedding stuff. Garu actually moves in to give her the ring...[[spoiler: then Santa comes and takes it back, ruining the moment.]]

* The gang is stuck in prehistoric times and an asteroid is heading for them. It doesn't do anything when it finally hits and Abyo wonders what killed the dinosaurs if the asteroid didn't. [[spoiler: Abyo sneezes and all of the dinosaurs begin sneezing too. They all died because of a sneeze.]]
* Tobe makes a evil fortune cookie for Garu and asks one of his ninjas to read it. He does so and explodes afterwards. Another ninja reads it and does the same. This repeats until only one is left and Tobe tells him that he probably shouldn't read it. The ninja's curiosity gets the better of him and he explodes too.

** Garu hides in a room and Tobe and his ninjas follow. However a woman is giving birth in there and they witness it and are completely horrified. What the doctor says makes it even better.

* Tobe throws a boulder at Garu and it ends up hitting Pucca instead. However she is completely unharmed and the boulder shatters when it hits her head.

* Master Soo sends Garu on an important mission to deliver a urn for his brother's birthday. After fighting off Tobe and enduring things like tipping trains or rollercoaster tracks, Garu finally delivers it...[[spoiler: and it's a can of snakes gag.]]

** Abyo uses a laser pen while in Italy and ends up shooting a hole in the wall to reveal a guy in the shower. Abyo apologizes but then accidentally knocks a chunk of wall into him with a grappling hook. At least he tries to write him a apology note.
*** Then he ends up throwing a exploding daruma at him.

** After Pucca defeats Ringring, all seems well. Until Dada comes back in a giant robot for revenge...[[spoiler: [[CurbStompBattle and then Ringring falls back down from the sky and crashes into the robot, effectively destroying it.]] ]]

* In "Monster Truck Island," Tex and Sue are sent flying back into their supertanker. Before backing out and leaving the island, the ship siphons back all the oil it spilled out of the water, implying the couple [[{{Jerkass}} intentionally dumped their ship's cargo.]]

* In "Monster Truck Island," Tex and Sue are sent flying back into their supertanker. Before backing out and leaving the island, the ship siphons all the oil it spilled out of the water, implying the couple [[{{Jerkass}} intentionally dumped their ship's cargo.]]

* In "Monster Truck Island," Tex and Sue are sent flying back into their supertanker. Before backing out and leaving the island, the ship siphons all the oil it spilled out of the water, implying the Texan couple [[Jerkass intentionally dumped out the ship's cargo.]]

* In the completed cut of "Misplaced Face", the faceless Abyo is instead ''completely naked'' -- but thankfully covered with a CensorBox -- throughout some of the episode. At one point, however, Ching pulls him offscreen too fast and the box flies off and hits Pucca in the face. She quickly pulls it off and gags.

* Garu is erased from history in "Tame That Toon" and no one remembers him. Tobe feels like he should have vengeance on someone, he spots Dada and swears vengeance on him for no reason and attacks him.

* All of Chang's attempts to get Ching a new head pet in "Cuckoo love".

** "We strike like lightning." (Looks to see all the ninjas making snow angels) "Fools! I said strike like lightning! Not make snow angels!
** When trying to attack Garu they all run off a cliff.

** When Tobe is angry about the lack of snow for his snow tank, a ninja is sniffing a flower in the background. When Tobe sees him the ninja proceeds to stomp on the flower.

* In "Funny Love Eruption" the chefs fall off the ladder and the moon topper is about to hit the ground. Dada catches it, then proceeds to trip while standing still.

** In the same episode, when Mio saves Garu from falling off a cliff, he accidentally pulls up his bodysuit and reveals his butt. Apparently Garu doesn't wear underwear...

* "Why would anyone wear an eagle on their head?" Says the girl who always has a chicken on her head.

--> Tobe: I... uh... meant to do that.

-->'''Black Powder''': And let me tell you, it was no picnic inside that whale. ([[GilliganCut Shows him having a picnic with some skeletons]]) Would you like some tea? (Flashback ends) [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Well, it was kind of a picnic]].

*** In the same cut scene, Pucca destroys the police station and it shows the police officer on the toilet.

* From "Chef napped":

* Garu's increasingly insane efforts to get rid of the flower in "Flower Power", even going as far as to strap it to some dynamite and doing a insane-happy dance when he thinks it's gone.

-->'''Black Powder''': And let me tell you, it was no picnic inside that whale. ([[GilliganCut Shows him having a picnic with some skeletons]]) Would you like some tea? (Flashback ends) Well it was kind of a picnic.

* In 'Funny Love Eruption' the chefs fall off the ladder and the moon topper is about to hit the ground. Dada catches it, then proceedes to trip while standing still.
** and doing it again after Garu brought back a new one.

* [[TooDumbToLive Tobe's ninja's. That is all.]]
** "We strike like lightning." Looks to see all the ninja's making snow angels "Fools! I said strike like lightning! Not make snow angels!

** When Tobe is angry about the lack of snow for his snow tank, a ninja is sniffing a flower in the background. When Tobe see's him the ninja proceeds to stomp on the flower.

** Using explosives as bongo's.

--> Ninja: My life has lost all meaning!

* Garu's increasingly insane efforts to get rid of the flower in "Flower power", even goes as far as to strap it to some dynamite and doing a insane-happy dance when he thinks its gone.

* Master Soo see's Pucca walking by and greets her saying she's a cute little girl. Then she shows him the broken lever to the weather machine and he looks to see it going haywire.
--> Master Soo: That's not cute, that's not cute at all.
* In "Slam bam birthday bash" Garu accidentally pulls out a toilet plunger instead of his sword. Tobe laughs at him and says that 'his shame is so deep it will be felt by his ancestors. [[spoiler: Then it pans out to show that Tobe and his entire ninja army are in their underpants. They retreat quickly.]]
** The gag with the toilet plunger comes from 2 scenes that were edited out of the American version of Pucca and Garu stopping by Abyo and Ching's houses and their dads almost blab about her surprise party, So Garu sticks a plunger in their mouth's and tries to act all innocent.

* In "Scenes from a maul" Pucca and Garu end up in wedding outfits with Garu kneeling on one knee in front of her with a present that happened to be an engagement ring, a cake, flowers, rice throwing and other wedding stuff. Garu actually moves in to give her the ring...[[spoiler: then Santa comes and takes it back, ruining the moment.]]
* Some of the dreams in "Dream on"
** Won dreams of Ching hatching into chicks, Ching dreams of Won hatching into a bunch of tiny Ching's.

** Tobe's ninja's apparently dream of, playing the banjo, a snail on a brick, and a donkey's butt with flies around it.
*** Pucca putting the Queen headpiece on Tobe before he wakes up.
* Tobe's ninja stars hitting everywhere EXCEPT the target with Garu's face on it.
--> Tobe: I..uh..meant to do that.
* Black powder is explaining his backstory and Red lantern sent him flying and he got eaten by a whale.
--> Black Power: And let me tell you, it was no picnic inside that whale. ( Shows him having a picnic with some skeletons) Would you like some tea? (Flashback ends) well it was kind of a picnic.

* Abyo trains with what he thinks is the ancient ninja masters manual, in reality it is a book Pucca made for Garu that mixes fighting and kissing. The results are Abyo kissing a punching bag and almost kissing Tobe. The moves have to be seen to be believed.
* In "Misplaced face" Abyo runs around without a face in his underpants ( in the uncut he was naked and had a censor bar ) for basically the entire episode.

** He finally gets his face back...but it's upside down,
* In "Noodle to the stars" One of the zombies see's Garu and friends heading for their base.
--> Zombie: (makes zombie noises)
-->Muji: If you have something to say, say it.
--> Zombie: (suddenly has a cup of tea and speaking in a British accent) I say, space ninja Garu is approaching.

* Tobe makes a evil fortune cookie for Garu and asks one of his ninjas to read it. He does so and explodes afterwards. Another ninja reads it and does the same. This repeats until only one is left and Tobe tells him that he probably shouldn't read it. The ninjas curiosity gets the better of him and he explodes too.

--> Tobe: "He who reads this shall explode." There! (OhCrap look on his face and then he explodes.)

* Tobe and his ninja's have infiltrated a hospital in disguise as a doctor and nurses. A nurse mistakes Tobe for a real doctor and has him do things such as remove a boil or operate on Santa who for some reason has a candy cane, a cookie and a snow globe in him.

*** Garu hides in a room and Tobe and his ninja's follow. However a woman is giving birth in there and they witness it and are completely horrified. What the doctor says makes it even better.
--> Doctor: Congratulations! It's a little ninja!

* Tobe throws a boulder at Garu and it ends up hitting Pucca instead, However she is completely unharmed and the boulder shatters when it hits her head.
--> Tobe: I always knew she was a hard headed woman.
* The first disguise that Tobe's ninja's accidentally dress him in at the beginning of "Ninja license".
* Ringring's failed attempts to sabotage Pucca in "Little miss sooga". Only for them to make Pucca win each challenge.
** Master Soo see's all of the sandbags on Pucca says and compliments her on her pretty hat, then asks Ringring why she doesn't have a pretty hat.

--> Abyo: Man, I sure hope there's a monkey in there!

--> Tobe: Did I just run myself over?

* The running gag of everything being poisonous in "Garu down under". Including Emu's, a eucalyptus tree and an electric fence.
** The Australian guy telling Garu not to touch the tree, then proceeds to throw him at it.

* Pucca goes overboard with her sewing in "Woolen warrior" and ends up using things like Master Soo's beard or Abyo's pants, which ends with him naked.
* Muji opens a treasure chest, he thinks its gold. Turns out its goldfish.
--> Muji: Goooooooooooooolllllllddddddd - fish.
* Master Soo sends Garu on an important mission to deliver a urn for his brothers birthday. After fighting off Tobe and enduring things like tipping trains or roller coaster tracks. Garu finally delivers it...[[spoiler: and it's a can of snakes gag.]]
* "Pucca goes Dutch" Tobe is turned into a hippie.
* Tobe's account of what "really" happened in "Trial by fury".
** Garu is called to the stand and it cuts to after he finishes and Master Soo says "Yeesh, I thought he would never shut up!."
* Tobe takes so long to power up his ultimate ninja move that he asks his ninja's to go get Garu and to come back in 10 minutes. Days pass and he wonders where they are. Apparently the ninja's forgot their task and went to a hot spring.

--> Officer Bruce: They've been chef napped!
--> Garu, Abyo, Ching and Pucca: (all gasp one by one)
--> Officer Bruce: Over.
--> Garu, Abyo, Ching and Pucca: (all gasp one by one again.)

** Ching is kidnapped and Abyo screams 'Nooooooo!' But only because he got ravioli sauce on his good shoes.

--> Abyo: Hmmm, Hockey, maple leaf, beaver...these are all clues! So the bad guys must be from...Spain! (Beaver whacks him) Holland? (Whack) Eg-(whack) Mustarbeak (whack) uh...(whack) argentine? (Whack) ooooh Canada.
** All the chefs watch in terror as a detonator begins counting down. It gets to zero but nothing happens, they notice its not plugged into the dynamite. Then a guy in a red fish costume comes out and laughs crazily.
--> Ho: A red herring! Oh I hate that guy.
** After Pucca defeats Ringring, all seems well. Until Dada comes back in a giant robot for revenge...[[spoiler: [[CurbstompBattle and then Ringring falls back down from the sky and crashes into the robot. Effectively destroying it.]] ]]
* Tobe's ninja's use toothpaste instead of nuts and bolts for his robot and the head rams into his lair. It still stands and Tobe sighs in relief...then it burst into flames.
** The ninja's try to find jobs. They work as waiters at the Goh Rong but eat the food instead of bringing it to the customer.

* Pucca runs past Tobe and one of his ninja's while carrying the moon. We get this line:
--> Tobe: Is that girl mooning us?

* Garu is erased from history in "Tame that toon" and no one remembers him. Tobe feels like he should have vengeance on someone, he spots Dada and swears vengeance on him for no reason and attacks him.

** When they try to be police. There are no words to describe it except epic fail.

* The running gag [[Bowlderized which is sadly cut from the American version but is still on the DVD version]] of Dada peeing his pants.

** After Pucca defeats Ringring, all seems well. Until Dada comes back in a giant robot for revenge...[[spoiler: and then Ringring falls back down from the sky and crashes into the robot. Effectively destroying it.]]

* The running gag (which is sadly cut from the American version but is still on the DVD version) of Dada peeing his pants.

* Tobe's ninja's. That is all.

** "My ninja army will break me out soon enough. Why I bet they are devising a escape plan as we speak." Cut to them jumping rope.

* "I want Garu's noodle!"

--> Tobe: "He who reads this shall explode." There! (Oh crap look on his face and then he explodes.)

* All of Chang's attempts to get Ching a new head pet in "Cuckoo love".

* Garu freaks out when Abyo eats a cookie shaped like him.

** Pucca and Garu switching roles.

--> Tobe: Is that girl mooning us?