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** ''[[{{Edutainment}} Learn With Pokémon: Typing Adventure]]'' gets derailed immediately when Jon notices that the announcer has a very British accent and calls out whatever keys he types. [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 Including "\".]]
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** ''[[{{Edutainment}} Learn With Pokémon: Typing Adventure]]'' ''VideoGame/LearnWithPokemonTypingAdventure'' gets derailed immediately when Jon notices that the announcer has a very British accent and calls out whatever keys he types. [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 Including "\".]]
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*** Over the course of the game, Jon has to rely on spamming German Suplexes to win fights, so naturally with one of his mods (Dan) being a massive wrestling fan, and this stream coinciding with the day of ''[=WrestleMania=]'', he makes a [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar Suplex]] [[Machinima/VideoGameChampionshipWrestling Counter]]. From when Dan started counting, Jon hit FIFTY-SIX!
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*** Over the course of the game, Jon has to rely on spamming German Suplexes to win fights, so naturally with one of his mods (Dan) being a massive wrestling fan, and this stream coinciding with the day of ''[=WrestleMania=]'', he makes a [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar Suplex]] [[Machinima/VideoGameChampionshipWrestling [[WebAnimation/VideoGameChampionshipWrestling Counter]]. From when Dan started counting, Jon hit FIFTY-SIX!
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** After the third ''Barbie'' game, Jon runs the Fortune Cookie a few times to see if it's working, and gets several not-Barbie games. Then they choose the game... '''and it's [[UpToEleven a FOURTH]] Barbie game!'''
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** After the third ''Barbie'' game, Jon runs the Fortune Cookie a few times to see if it's working, and gets several not-Barbie games. Then they choose the game... '''and it's [[UpToEleven a FOURTH]] FOURTH Barbie game!'''
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*** Then one of the mods [[RulesOfTheInternet picks number 69]], [[FromBadToWorse a bad choice because]] [[PlatformHell it's one of Panga's newer levels]]. Jon himself claims [[UpToEleven it puts the original Kaizo games to shame]].
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*** Then one of the mods [[RulesOfTheInternet picks number 69]], [[FromBadToWorse a bad choice because]] [[PlatformHell it's one of Panga's newer levels]]. Jon himself claims [[UpToEleven it puts the original Kaizo games to shame]].shame.
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--->'''Jon-as-Oko-Chugga:''' VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}, Xenoblade! Xenoblade!
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*** The Infallacycle. Jon uses the robust vehicle editor to create the silliest car he can think of, and, well, he probably succeeded. He starts off by putting wheels ''everywhere'' on the thing, doing some minor tweaks so that it actually moves around. Afterwards, he gets excited at the thought of attaching jet engines to it, only to discover he only has one. He attaches it anyways, not even on center mind you, just to see what happens. [[spoiler:It flies. No teetering, no wobbling, no turning upside-down. '''It just flies fucking perfectly.''']]
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*** The Infallacycle. Jon uses the robust vehicle editor to create the silliest car he can think of, and, well, he probably succeeded. He starts off by putting wheels ''everywhere'' on the thing, doing some minor tweaks so that it actually moves around. Afterwards, he gets excited at the thought of attaching jet engines to it, only to discover he only has one. He attaches it anyways, not even on center mind you, just to see what happens. [[spoiler:It It flies. No teetering, no wobbling, no turning upside-down. '''It just flies fucking perfectly.''']]'''
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** The "Bad Mystery Magfest game" ''just'' beats out ''Taiko Drum Master''. [[spoiler:It's a Barbie game.]]
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** Twitch allows streamers to note the game being played beneath the stream title. For this stream, Jon has it set to [[spoiler:[[Music/BackstreetBoys Games With Your Heart]]]].
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** Twitch allows streamers to note the game being played beneath the stream title. For this stream, Jon has it set to [[spoiler:[[Music/BackstreetBoys [[Music/BackstreetBoys Games With Your Heart]]]].Heart]].
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*** Over the course of the game, Jon has to rely on spamming German Suplexes to win fights, so naturally with one of his mods (Dan) being a massive wrestling fan, and this stream coinciding with the day of ''[=WrestleMania=]'', he makes a [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar Suplex]] [[Machinima/VideoGameChampionshipWrestling Counter]]. [[spoiler: From when Dan started counting, Jon hit FIFTY-SIX!]]
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*** Over the course of the game, Jon has to rely on spamming German Suplexes to win fights, so naturally with one of his mods (Dan) being a massive wrestling fan, and this stream coinciding with the day of ''[=WrestleMania=]'', he makes a [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar Suplex]] [[Machinima/VideoGameChampionshipWrestling Counter]]. [[spoiler: From when Dan started counting, Jon hit FIFTY-SIX!]]FIFTY-SIX!
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** The ending of the stream (and ''Street Fighter''). Jon actually beats [[spoiler:Bison's second fight]], and for his efforts gets to watch a music video as the credits. Jon, Trev, and Khead are all speechless. Then when Jon finishes watching it, he accidentally plays it again, exits out, throws his controller, and accidentally starts up Story Mode again! Immediately afterwards, Jon RageQuit the stream out of frustration.
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** The ending of the stream (and ''Street Fighter''). Jon actually beats [[spoiler:Bison's Bison's second fight]], fight, and for his efforts gets to watch a music video as the credits. Jon, Trev, and Khead are all speechless. Then when Jon finishes watching it, he accidentally plays it again, exits out, throws his controller, and accidentally starts up Story Mode again! Immediately afterwards, Jon RageQuit the stream out of frustration.
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* From the "Pre-E3 Edition" Tom and Jon made an agreement not to reveal spoilers about a recent leak for ''Smash 4''. Cue Tom [[CannotKeepASecret very casually mentioning]] that [[spoiler:Ryu and Roy]] have been slated for release in the middle of the first game.
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* From the "Pre-E3 Edition" Tom and Jon made an agreement not to reveal spoilers about a recent leak for ''Smash 4''. Cue Tom [[CannotKeepASecret very casually mentioning]] that [[spoiler:Ryu Ryu and Roy]] Roy have been slated for release in the middle of the first game.
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** During a giveaway of ''100% Orange Juice'', someone managed to put in the correct answer in the chat [[spoiler:only for Page to point out that the person already had the game]].
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*** As the numbers are picked by number by either him or the moderators, it's more or less random which level gets picked. Jon decided to pick "[[SarcasmMode lucky number]] [[ThirteenIsUnlucky 13]]", and sure enough [[spoiler:the level selected was a port of the first level from ''Kaizo 1''.]] Jon is actually ''stunned'' by the [[ContrivedCoincidence sheer coincidence at that happening.]]
*** Then one of the mods [[RulesOfTheInternet picks number 69]], [[FromBadToWorse a bad choice because]] [[spoiler: [[PlatformHell it's one of Panga's newer levels]]. Jon himself claims [[UpToEleven it puts the original Kaizo games to shame]]]].
*** Then one of the mods [[RulesOfTheInternet picks number 69]], [[FromBadToWorse a bad choice because]] [[spoiler: [[PlatformHell it's one of Panga's newer levels]]. Jon himself claims [[UpToEleven it puts the original Kaizo games to shame]]]].
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*** As the numbers are picked by number by either him or the moderators, it's more or less random which level gets picked. Jon decided to pick "[[SarcasmMode lucky number]] [[ThirteenIsUnlucky 13]]", and sure enough [[spoiler:the the level selected was a port of the first level from ''Kaizo 1''.]] 1''. Jon is actually ''stunned'' by the [[ContrivedCoincidence sheer coincidence at that happening.]]
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* Pre-Magfest Prep stream:
** ''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts'':
*** The Infallacycle. Jon uses the robust vehicle editor to create the silliest car he can think of, and, well, he probably succeeded. He starts off by putting wheels ''everywhere'' on the thing, doing some minor tweaks so that it actually moves around. Afterwards, he gets excited at the thought of attaching jet engines to it, only to discover he only has one. He attaches it anyways, not even on center mind you, just to see what happens. [[spoiler:It flies. No teetering, no wobbling, no turning upside-down. '''It just flies fucking perfectly.''']]
*** Jon loads up [[TankGoodness a tank]].
---->'''Tom:''' Why does your tank have a jet engine?\\
'''Jon:''' Because! ''Would you not want a tank with a jet engine!?''
** The insane push from the chat to make the next game ''Revolt'' instead of ''Rhythm Heaven Fever'', going from 17% behind to 4% ahead.
** ''[=Bassmaster2000=]
*** The first "day" Jon sets the air temperature to 100C, killing all the fish.
*** One of the co-comms (LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}}) [[RamblingOldManMonologue tells stories from "back in his day"]].
*** Jon manages to catch the same fish twice.
* The sequel stream is called "Fortune Cookie: I Survived [=MAGfest=] & All I Got Were These Games Edition".
** The "Bad Mystery Magfest game" ''just'' beats out ''Taiko Drum Master''. [[spoiler:It's a Barbie game.]]
* Jon ends up playing ''VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend'', as it was a joke pick from Lucah. He names his character [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Wesker Wesker]].
** Resulting in pictures like [[http://s29.postimg.org/ygrquvx0n/Weskberb.png this one]].
** When they get to the hyperactive Okosan, Lucah tells Jon that he's Chugga in bird form. Jon then has to come up with an appropriate voice for a character who [[PokemonSpeak only says "Coo!"]] over and over...
--->'''Jon-as-Oko-Chugga:''' VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}, Xenoblade! Xenoblade!
** The RunningGag of Gex having PopculturalOsmosisFailure. He spends the ''entirety'' of the ''Hatoful Boyfriend'' session in a FunnyBackgroundEvent HeroicBSOD.
--->'''Gex:''' Why are there pigeons?\\
'''Jon:''' ''[matter-of-factly]'' Because it's a pigeon dating sim.\\
'''Gex:''' IT'S A WHAT?
** Later on in the stream, one of the choices is ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}'' on Steam. Immediately everyone guesses that will be the picked game. Dan forgets to put it in the Strawpoll link. In the fixed link, it's listed as "Spore (????)". Sure enough, it's the number one choice. Jon then starts a RunningGag:
--->'''Jon:''' SPOOOOOOOORE! For STEEEEEEEEAM!
** As per usual, Skitch manages to come up with a fake philosophical analysis for whatever game is being played with Gex and Tom joining. This time it's ''Mickey's Adventures in Numberland'' going from a goofy painting and cubism to Mickey in purgatory to the game being based of ''Literature/TheDivineComedy''.
* Fortune Cookie: Good To Be Home Edition
** ''BAZ'' comes up on cookie, but "Mystery PAX Game" comes from 14% below and beats it by 2%.
** They play a Winnie-The-Pooh game, and Gex comes up with an AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the game's bees as a mafia who have turned Pooh into a slave of debt in return for honey.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/SuperAmazingWagonAdventure'' and [[ItMakesSenseInContext Tom Fawkes sleeps with Barbie inside a Triceratops]].
** While Jon plays the Sega ''Batman'' game, Gex describes the plot of ''The Killing Joke''. He accidentally says that the Joker kidnaps "[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]" rather than Commissioner Gordon.
* Fortune Cookie: Questionable Choices As Always Edition
** Twitch allows streamers to note the game being played beneath the stream title. For this stream, Jon has it set to [[spoiler:[[Music/BackstreetBoys Games With Your Heart]]]].
** At first, the [=protonEgg=] emote wasn't showing up in the chat on Jon's end (just a white space), then it came back and [=protonWhat=] was a black box.
** ''[[{{Edutainment}} Learn With Pokémon: Typing Adventure]]'' gets derailed immediately when Jon notices that the announcer has a very British accent and calls out whatever keys he types. [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles Including "\".]]
*** When Jon meets the character [[PunnyName Quentin Werty]], he decides "It's [[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Anime Jake]]!"
** Jon, Trev, and Khead acting out the various voices for the characters in ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''.
** Jon ends up playing ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovie Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game]]''. HilarityEnsues.
*** Over the course of the game, Jon has to rely on spamming German Suplexes to win fights, so naturally with one of his mods (Dan) being a massive wrestling fan, and this stream coinciding with the day of ''[=WrestleMania=]'', he makes a [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar Suplex]] [[Machinima/VideoGameChampionshipWrestling Counter]]. [[spoiler: From when Dan started counting, Jon hit FIFTY-SIX!]]
---->'''Dan:''' ''[in chat]'' [[Wrestling/PaulHeyman EAT! SLEEP! SUPLEX! REPEAT!]]
** The ending of the stream (and ''Street Fighter''). Jon actually beats [[spoiler:Bison's second fight]], and for his efforts gets to watch a music video as the credits. Jon, Trev, and Khead are all speechless. Then when Jon finishes watching it, he accidentally plays it again, exits out, throws his controller, and accidentally starts up Story Mode again! Immediately afterwards, Jon RageQuit the stream out of frustration.
* From the Easter stream, Jon plays ''Choice Chamber'' where the chat makes him overpowered to all heck, then once he reached Room 100 he told the chat to try and kill him. They gave him the worst weapon, making him jump constantly, and making bomb squirrels appear, and he managed to last until 15 rooms later, when the chat had to build a bridge, and one person put a block just high enough that Jon couldn't reach the other side.
** Jon plays ''Bucky O'Hare'' and after beating the first boss, Jon says in confusion that the character he's rescued looks like his 8-year-old self. The chat (obviously) proceeds to combine this with the existing "18-year-old Jon" running gag by creating "8-year-old Jon".
** Jon gets ''Wheel of Fortune'' as the first game in a Fortune Cookie and practically calls it as the winner right then and there, especially with Lucahjin and Villene present as the other two players. The cookie begs to differ, and proceeds to offer ''Skyward Sword'', ''Turtles In Time'', the Sega CD ''Cliffhanger'', '''and''' an RPG-rule-bypassing ''Paper Mario: Sticker Star'' as the next four. ''Wheel'' still wins, but it's by a much smaller margin than expected, and the chat explodes in response to the "best Cookie ever".
** Jon then proceeds to win no money in the course of that game as Villene and Lucah dominate it, but he gives Villene the right answer for her bonus puzzle of GARLIC. The game starts showing a clip of the Moon and Jon jokes she's won a trip to the Moon, ''[[JokeAndReceive only for that to actually turn out to be the prize]]'', to his astonishment.
--->'''Villene:''' This is the best present you've ever given me! Garlic in exchange for the Moon!
* From the "I Tore Myself Away From Mortal Kombat X" stream, while Jon is playing the original ''VideoGame/MetalGear1'', Jewker is on co-commentary, and starts telling a story. Halfway through a sentence, he cuts out. Jon pauses the game to sort Skype out... and then ''Tom Fawkes'', who is a regular co-commentator but one that wasn't present, suddenly talking instead. Cue bafflement from Jon and the chat.
-->'''Jon:''' Well, that was unexpected! ...Let's try that again.\\
'''Tom:''' There we go, it worked!\\
'''Jon:''' Wait, that's not the voice that was originally talking! ''[laughter]'' Hey, Tom!\\
'''Tom:''' Hi. ''Oh!'' ...Wait.
* "Fortune Cookie: With Live Guest LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} Edition":
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTIn Jon is streaming with Lucahjin]]. In order to get the [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames licensed]] ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' game working, Lucah ''licks the CD''. And it '''fixes it'''.
** Later, once the Fortune Cookie part of the stream starts, Jon and Lucah decide to just play the first game the Cookie gives them. It chooses... one of the worst ''Barbie'' games in existence. And after they finish playing that game, they do the same thing... and it spits out '''another''' ''Barbie'' game!
** And the game after that? ''[[RuleofThree Another Barbie game.]]'' This time, Jon's forced Lucah to play it.
** After the third ''Barbie'' game, Jon runs the Fortune Cookie a few times to see if it's working, and gets several not-Barbie games. Then they choose the game... '''and it's [[UpToEleven a FOURTH]] Barbie game!'''
** The reason for all the Barbie games? [[TrollingCreator JON RIGGED THE WHOLE THING.]]
* From the following "Barbie's Banned Edition" stream, late in the stream Jon plays ''100% Orange Juice'' along with Lucah, an online player with a much higher level of experience than any of them (Enemene, who did the art for the game), and Skitch - who has never played the game before. Skitch is quickly knocked down to one hitpoint and seems doomed...then rolls four 7s for attack in a row, killing both Enemene and Jon while he survives.
* From Subscriber's Fortune Cookie Night - Good Idea Gone Bad Edition, he makes a Wesker Egg in ''[[VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}} Scribblenauts Unlimited]]''. That explodes. '''To nuclear proportions.'''
* From the "Being Productive (?) Edition", Jewker convinces the chat to make Jon play the ''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys'' game, with all of the quality expected from a Nintendo 64 game made by Titus. Highlights include the off-model images, attack animations, odd timer measurements, movable fire, and a mudman jumpscare. In the end, the chat was initially amused but ultimately disappointed.
** The Cookie offers ''Mario Party 6'' at one point, and Jon points out that it has been exactly one year since the fateful Runaway Guys stream that played the same game.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}'' and has an initially strong start before getting uncharacteristically stuck in Level 9 and becoming increasingly irate at the game before he ragequits back to the Fortune Cookie. And then the first suggestion the Cookie gives is ''Battletoads in Battlemaniacs''.
* From the "Pre-E3 Edition" Tom and Jon made an agreement not to reveal spoilers about a recent leak for ''Smash 4''. Cue Tom [[CannotKeepASecret very casually mentioning]] that [[spoiler:Ryu and Roy]] have been slated for release in the middle of the first game.
** Also from the same stream, from the makers of ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'', ''Hatris''. To everyone's surprise, it turns out to be a pretty good game. It also managed to beat ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' on Twitch.
** Also during ''Hatris'', Jon [[{{Corpsing}} completely lost it]] when Tom mentioned they had over 2,100 viewers.
** Jon plays ''Super Spy Hunter'' as a mystery game, which he'd only recently heard of. Both he and the chat are awed by both how good the graphics are for an NES game and, especially, how insanely NintendoHard it is. Especially when it turns out that the ''first boss'' has three phases.
** During a giveaway of ''100% Orange Juice'', someone managed to put in the correct answer in the chat [[spoiler:only for Page to point out that the person already had the game]].
* From the "Wisdom Teeth Pain Watch Edition" Jon decided that because he didn't know how long he would be streaming, he decided to [[TemptingFate forgo the No RPG rule.]] Cue ''three'' [=RPGs=] in a row showing up on Cookie.
** He gets three 1% rules in a row, so he enacts the 0% rule, where if two games have the exact same percentage, he plays the least voted game.
** The con stories:
*** Emile getting stuck to a chair.
*** Emile sitting in a chair that was under a shelving unit.
*** Tim in a sumo wrestler stand up.
*** Emile in a soccer lady stand up.
** Toward the end of the Q&A, Jon casually mentions the fact that he's dating Lucahjin, [[TemptingFate assuming everyone knew by now]]. The chat proceeds to positively ''detonate'' with surprised reactions.
** At the end of the stream, Robocop got stuck.
--->'''Jon:''' The engine just needed a little revving.
* From the Fortune Cookie: One Last Hurrah Edition (the last before Jon's big move):
** [[https://youtu.be/5DNGyvem2f0?t=92 OOTBALL!]]
** [=ProtonJon=] decided to let his viewers submit levels in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' that they've made, with levels being picked at random. [[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld As you can imagine]], [[NeverLiveItDown this was, in his words]], [[TemptingFate "against my better judgement".]]
*** As the numbers are picked by number by either him or the moderators, it's more or less random which level gets picked. Jon decided to pick "[[SarcasmMode lucky number]] [[ThirteenIsUnlucky 13]]", and sure enough [[spoiler:the level selected was a port of the first level from ''Kaizo 1''.]] Jon is actually ''stunned'' by the [[ContrivedCoincidence sheer coincidence at that happening.]]
*** Then one of the mods [[RulesOfTheInternet picks number 69]], [[FromBadToWorse a bad choice because]] [[spoiler: [[PlatformHell it's one of Panga's newer levels]]. Jon himself claims [[UpToEleven it puts the original Kaizo games to shame]]]].
** A good chunk of ''Galactic Wrestling'' was filled with Jon making fun of the announcer's (who has the VA of James from ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'') short list of phrases during the matches.
--->'''Jon:''' Will he be able to execute that extreme technique!?
** After a heartwarming speech about his time in the apartment he's been living in over the past two years:
--->'''MegaGWolf:''' '''''WOW, WHAT A NERD.''''' ''[end of stream]''
* "Mario Maker and Fortune Cookie: Testing Out The New Office"
** [[https://youtu.be/gO3BQ0r0LJ8?t=391 Green Eggs and Ham for the Game Boy Advance.]]
* "Fortune Cookie: Late For My Own Birthday Edition":
** The first game of the night, ''The Adventures of Batman and Robin'', is one that Jon picked up from a con... and has "U R Stupid" engraved on it.
** Setting all the buttons to "Horn" in ''Dukes of Hazzard: Daisy Dukes It Out''.
** When Jon has trouble with the audio in a game, someone compares it to when Jon played ''Halo Reach''. Jon decides to look up the ''Fibbage'' lobby music as a result... only for the first video to come up to be his stream of ''Halo Reach''!
*** Following that, some of [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim's]] videos come up while Jon was searching for something to use.
** Jon plays ''Fighter Maker'', and eventually makes a character that winds up warping and sliding all over the place while making hilariously glitchy poses.
*** He spends some time tinkering with the legs on the character's model, and ends up making an animation where he throws a punch while his legs pivot around his body; or as Jon put it, "I think I've made Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme."
---->"Ugh, my groin hurts from staring at that!"
* From "Fortune Cookie: The True Meaning of Cyber Monday Edition":
** Jon's constant WTF reactions when playing ''Robocop 3'', especially the random upgrade screen with Robocop sitting in a chair.
*** Also his astounded realization that the game only gives you three lives. ''Total.'' Leading to this gem:
---->'''Jon:''' ''[reading a chat comment through laughter]'' "Robocop has as many lives as he has prime directives!" ''[as himself, still laughing]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But he has four!]]
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* Pre-Magfest Prep stream:
** ''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts'':
*** The Infallacycle. Jon uses the robust vehicle editor to create the silliest car he can think of, and, well, he probably succeeded. He starts off by putting wheels ''everywhere'' on the thing, doing some minor tweaks so that it actually moves around. Afterwards, he gets excited at the thought of attaching jet engines to it, only to discover he only has one. He attaches it anyways, not even on center mind you, just to see what happens. [[spoiler:It flies. No teetering, no wobbling, no turning upside-down. '''It just flies fucking perfectly.''']]
*** Jon loads up [[TankGoodness a tank]].
---->'''Tom:''' Why does your tank have a jet engine?\\
'''Jon:''' Because! ''Would you not want a tank with a jet engine!?''
** The insane push from the chat to make the next game ''Revolt'' instead of ''Rhythm Heaven Fever'', going from 17% behind to 4% ahead.
** ''[=Bassmaster2000=]
*** The first "day" Jon sets the air temperature to 100C, killing all the fish.
*** One of the co-comms (LetsPlay/{{Pcull44444}}) [[RamblingOldManMonologue tells stories from "back in his day"]].
*** Jon manages to catch the same fish twice.
* The sequel stream is called "Fortune Cookie: I Survived [=MAGfest=] & All I Got Were These Games Edition".
** The "Bad Mystery Magfest game" ''just'' beats out ''Taiko Drum Master''. [[spoiler:It's a Barbie game.]]
* Jon ends up playing ''VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend'', as it was a joke pick from Lucah. He names his character [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Wesker Wesker]].
** Resulting in pictures like [[http://s29.postimg.org/ygrquvx0n/Weskberb.png this one]].
** When they get to the hyperactive Okosan, Lucah tells Jon that he's Chugga in bird form. Jon then has to come up with an appropriate voice for a character who [[PokemonSpeak only says "Coo!"]] over and over...
--->'''Jon-as-Oko-Chugga:''' VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}, Xenoblade! Xenoblade!
** The RunningGag of Gex having PopculturalOsmosisFailure. He spends the ''entirety'' of the ''Hatoful Boyfriend'' session in a FunnyBackgroundEvent HeroicBSOD.
--->'''Gex:''' Why are there pigeons?\\
'''Jon:''' ''[matter-of-factly]'' Because it's a pigeon dating sim.\\
'''Gex:''' IT'S A WHAT?
** Later on in the stream, one of the choices is ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}'' on Steam. Immediately everyone guesses that will be the picked game. Dan forgets to put it in the Strawpoll link. In the fixed link, it's listed as "Spore (????)". Sure enough, it's the number one choice. Jon then starts a RunningGag:
--->'''Jon:''' SPOOOOOOOORE! For STEEEEEEEEAM!
** As per usual, Skitch manages to come up with a fake philosophical analysis for whatever game is being played with Gex and Tom joining. This time it's ''Mickey's Adventures in Numberland'' going from a goofy painting and cubism to Mickey in purgatory to the game being based of ''Literature/TheDivineComedy''.
* Fortune Cookie: Good To Be Home Edition
** ''BAZ'' comes up on cookie, but "Mystery PAX Game" comes from 14% below and beats it by 2%.
** They play a Winnie-The-Pooh game, and Gex comes up with an AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of the game's bees as a mafia who have turned Pooh into a slave of debt in return for honey.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/SuperAmazingWagonAdventure'' and [[ItMakesSenseInContext Tom Fawkes sleeps with Barbie inside a Triceratops]].
** While Jon plays the Sega ''Batman'' game, Gex describes the plot of ''The Killing Joke''. He accidentally says that the Joker kidnaps "[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]" rather than Commissioner Gordon.
* Fortune Cookie: Questionable Choices As Always Edition
** Twitch allows streamers to note the game being played beneath the stream title. For this stream, Jon has it set to [[spoiler:[[Music/BackstreetBoys Games With Your Heart]]]].
** At first, the [=protonEgg=] emote wasn't showing up in the chat on Jon's end (just a white space), then it came back and [=protonWhat=] was a black box.
** ''[[{{Edutainment}} Learn With Pokémon: Typing Adventure]]'' gets derailed immediately when Jon notices that the announcer has a very British accent and calls out whatever keys he types. [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles Including "\".]]
*** When Jon meets the character [[PunnyName Quentin Werty]], he decides "It's [[LetsPlay/SuperJeenius Anime Jake]]!"
** Jon, Trev, and Khead acting out the various voices for the characters in ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''.
** Jon ends up playing ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovie Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game]]''. HilarityEnsues.
*** Over the course of the game, Jon has to rely on spamming German Suplexes to win fights, so naturally with one of his mods (Dan) being a massive wrestling fan, and this stream coinciding with the day of ''[=WrestleMania=]'', he makes a [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar Suplex]] [[Machinima/VideoGameChampionshipWrestling Counter]]. [[spoiler: From when Dan started counting, Jon hit FIFTY-SIX!]]
---->'''Dan:''' ''[in chat]'' [[Wrestling/PaulHeyman EAT! SLEEP! SUPLEX! REPEAT!]]
** The ending of the stream (and ''Street Fighter''). Jon actually beats [[spoiler:Bison's second fight]], and for his efforts gets to watch a music video as the credits. Jon, Trev, and Khead are all speechless. Then when Jon finishes watching it, he accidentally plays it again, exits out, throws his controller, and accidentally starts up Story Mode again! Immediately afterwards, Jon RageQuit the stream out of frustration.
* From the Easter stream, Jon plays ''Choice Chamber'' where the chat makes him overpowered to all heck, then once he reached Room 100 he told the chat to try and kill him. They gave him the worst weapon, making him jump constantly, and making bomb squirrels appear, and he managed to last until 15 rooms later, when the chat had to build a bridge, and one person put a block just high enough that Jon couldn't reach the other side.
** Jon plays ''Bucky O'Hare'' and after beating the first boss, Jon says in confusion that the character he's rescued looks like his 8-year-old self. The chat (obviously) proceeds to combine this with the existing "18-year-old Jon" running gag by creating "8-year-old Jon".
** Jon gets ''Wheel of Fortune'' as the first game in a Fortune Cookie and practically calls it as the winner right then and there, especially with Lucahjin and Villene present as the other two players. The cookie begs to differ, and proceeds to offer ''Skyward Sword'', ''Turtles In Time'', the Sega CD ''Cliffhanger'', '''and''' an RPG-rule-bypassing ''Paper Mario: Sticker Star'' as the next four. ''Wheel'' still wins, but it's by a much smaller margin than expected, and the chat explodes in response to the "best Cookie ever".
** Jon then proceeds to win no money in the course of that game as Villene and Lucah dominate it, but he gives Villene the right answer for her bonus puzzle of GARLIC. The game starts showing a clip of the Moon and Jon jokes she's won a trip to the Moon, ''[[JokeAndReceive only for that to actually turn out to be the prize]]'', to his astonishment.
--->'''Villene:''' This is the best present you've ever given me! Garlic in exchange for the Moon!
* From the "I Tore Myself Away From Mortal Kombat X" stream, while Jon is playing the original ''VideoGame/MetalGear1'', Jewker is on co-commentary, and starts telling a story. Halfway through a sentence, he cuts out. Jon pauses the game to sort Skype out... and then ''Tom Fawkes'', who is a regular co-commentator but one that wasn't present, suddenly talking instead. Cue bafflement from Jon and the chat.
-->'''Jon:''' Well, that was unexpected! ...Let's try that again.\\
'''Tom:''' There we go, it worked!\\
'''Jon:''' Wait, that's not the voice that was originally talking! ''[laughter]'' Hey, Tom!\\
'''Tom:''' Hi. ''Oh!'' ...Wait.
* "Fortune Cookie: With Live Guest LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} Edition":
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTIn Jon is streaming with Lucahjin]]. In order to get the [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames licensed]] ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' game working, Lucah ''licks the CD''. And it '''fixes it'''.
** Later, once the Fortune Cookie part of the stream starts, Jon and Lucah decide to just play the first game the Cookie gives them. It chooses... one of the worst ''Barbie'' games in existence. And after they finish playing that game, they do the same thing... and it spits out '''another''' ''Barbie'' game!
** And the game after that? ''[[RuleofThree Another Barbie game.]]'' This time, Jon's forced Lucah to play it.
** After the third ''Barbie'' game, Jon runs the Fortune Cookie a few times to see if it's working, and gets several not-Barbie games. Then they choose the game... '''and it's [[UpToEleven a FOURTH]] Barbie game!'''
** The reason for all the Barbie games? [[TrollingCreator JON RIGGED THE WHOLE THING.]]
* From the following "Barbie's Banned Edition" stream, late in the stream Jon plays ''100% Orange Juice'' along with Lucah, an online player with a much higher level of experience than any of them (Enemene, who did the art for the game), and Skitch - who has never played the game before. Skitch is quickly knocked down to one hitpoint and seems doomed...then rolls four 7s for attack in a row, killing both Enemene and Jon while he survives.
* From Subscriber's Fortune Cookie Night - Good Idea Gone Bad Edition, he makes a Wesker Egg in ''[[VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}} Scribblenauts Unlimited]]''. That explodes. '''To nuclear proportions.'''
* From the "Being Productive (?) Edition", Jewker convinces the chat to make Jon play the ''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys'' game, with all of the quality expected from a Nintendo 64 game made by Titus. Highlights include the off-model images, attack animations, odd timer measurements, movable fire, and a mudman jumpscare. In the end, the chat was initially amused but ultimately disappointed.
** The Cookie offers ''Mario Party 6'' at one point, and Jon points out that it has been exactly one year since the fateful Runaway Guys stream that played the same game.
** Jon plays ''VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}'' and has an initially strong start before getting uncharacteristically stuck in Level 9 and becoming increasingly irate at the game before he ragequits back to the Fortune Cookie. And then the first suggestion the Cookie gives is ''Battletoads in Battlemaniacs''.
* From the "Pre-E3 Edition" Tom and Jon made an agreement not to reveal spoilers about a recent leak for ''Smash 4''. Cue Tom [[CannotKeepASecret very casually mentioning]] that [[spoiler:Ryu and Roy]] have been slated for release in the middle of the first game.
** Also from the same stream, from the makers of ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'', ''Hatris''. To everyone's surprise, it turns out to be a pretty good game. It also managed to beat ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' on Twitch.
** Also during ''Hatris'', Jon [[{{Corpsing}} completely lost it]] when Tom mentioned they had over 2,100 viewers.
** Jon plays ''Super Spy Hunter'' as a mystery game, which he'd only recently heard of. Both he and the chat are awed by both how good the graphics are for an NES game and, especially, how insanely NintendoHard it is. Especially when it turns out that the ''first boss'' has three phases.
** During a giveaway of ''100% Orange Juice'', someone managed to put in the correct answer in the chat [[spoiler:only for Page to point out that the person already had the game]].
* From the "Wisdom Teeth Pain Watch Edition" Jon decided that because he didn't know how long he would be streaming, he decided to [[TemptingFate forgo the No RPG rule.]] Cue ''three'' [=RPGs=] in a row showing up on Cookie.
** He gets three 1% rules in a row, so he enacts the 0% rule, where if two games have the exact same percentage, he plays the least voted game.
** The con stories:
*** Emile getting stuck to a chair.
*** Emile sitting in a chair that was under a shelving unit.
*** Tim in a sumo wrestler stand up.
*** Emile in a soccer lady stand up.
** Toward the end of the Q&A, Jon casually mentions the fact that he's dating Lucahjin, [[TemptingFate assuming everyone knew by now]]. The chat proceeds to positively ''detonate'' with surprised reactions.
** At the end of the stream, Robocop got stuck.
--->'''Jon:''' The engine just needed a little revving.
* From the Fortune Cookie: One Last Hurrah Edition (the last before Jon's big move):
** [[https://youtu.be/5DNGyvem2f0?t=92 OOTBALL!]]
** [=ProtonJon=] decided to let his viewers submit levels in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' that they've made, with levels being picked at random. [[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld As you can imagine]], [[NeverLiveItDown this was, in his words]], [[TemptingFate "against my better judgement".]]
*** As the numbers are picked by number by either him or the moderators, it's more or less random which level gets picked. Jon decided to pick "[[SarcasmMode lucky number]] [[ThirteenIsUnlucky 13]]", and sure enough [[spoiler:the level selected was a port of the first level from ''Kaizo 1''.]] Jon is actually ''stunned'' by the [[ContrivedCoincidence sheer coincidence at that happening.]]
*** Then one of the mods [[RulesOfTheInternet picks number 69]], [[FromBadToWorse a bad choice because]] [[spoiler: [[PlatformHell it's one of Panga's newer levels]]. Jon himself claims [[UpToEleven it puts the original Kaizo games to shame]]]].
** A good chunk of ''Galactic Wrestling'' was filled with Jon making fun of the announcer's (who has the VA of James from ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'') short list of phrases during the matches.
--->'''Jon:''' Will he be able to execute that extreme technique!?
** After a heartwarming speech about his time in the apartment he's been living in over the past two years:
--->'''MegaGWolf:''' '''''WOW, WHAT A NERD.''''' ''[end of stream]''
* "Mario Maker and Fortune Cookie: Testing Out The New Office"
** [[https://youtu.be/gO3BQ0r0LJ8?t=391 Green Eggs and Ham for the Game Boy Advance.]]
* "Fortune Cookie: Late For My Own Birthday Edition":
** The first game of the night, ''The Adventures of Batman and Robin'', is one that Jon picked up from a con... and has "U R Stupid" engraved on it.
** Setting all the buttons to "Horn" in ''Dukes of Hazzard: Daisy Dukes It Out''.
** When Jon has trouble with the audio in a game, someone compares it to when Jon played ''Halo Reach''. Jon decides to look up the ''Fibbage'' lobby music as a result... only for the first video to come up to be his stream of ''Halo Reach''!
*** Following that, some of [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim's]] videos come up while Jon was searching for something to use.
** Jon plays ''Fighter Maker'', and eventually makes a character that winds up warping and sliding all over the place while making hilariously glitchy poses.
*** He spends some time tinkering with the legs on the character's model, and ends up making an animation where he throws a punch while his legs pivot around his body; or as Jon put it, "I think I've made Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme."
---->"Ugh, my groin hurts from staring at that!"
* From "Fortune Cookie: The True Meaning of Cyber Monday Edition":
** Jon's constant WTF reactions when playing ''Robocop 3'', especially the random upgrade screen with Robocop sitting in a chair.
*** Also his astounded realization that the game only gives you three lives. ''Total.'' Leading to this gem:
---->'''Jon:''' ''[reading a chat comment through laughter]'' "Robocop has as many lives as he has prime directives!" ''[as himself, still laughing]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But he has four!]]
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