History Funny / ProjectXZone

'''Ken:''' *happy portrait* Oh, you mean my online karate courses?\\
'''Ryu:''' *serious portrait* Ken, I hope you haven't forgotten that our style was originally meant for assassination.
*** Bonus hilarity results if you're familiar with the cast of VideoGame/RivalSchools, since one of the friends Batsu is referring to happens to be ''Sakura Kasugano'', [[HypocriticalHumor making Ryu just as guilty as Ken here.]]

*** Which could be poking fun at [[AmbiguouslyBi Shion]], [[AllMenArePerverts Allen, and Kevin]], be a meta jab at [[AuthorAppeal Takahashi]] and [[BleachedUnderpants CHOCO]] or all of the above.

--> '''Morrigan''': We're a [[TheThreeFacesOfEve team of beautiful women]] that brings together allure, innocence, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers savagery]].\\

* In the Basel chapter, Leanne, much to her disgust, is forced to charm Cardinal Garigliano into providing pure gold and silver to the team in order to repair the Dragonturtle. She brings along certain members to appeal to his fetishes as he is "an admirer of beauty". She brings Felicia and Erica (the catgirl fetish), Natsu and Hibana (the ninja girl fetish), KOS-MOS and Fiora (the robot girl fetish), Xiaomu and Ingrid (the young old girl fetish, which they are annoyed by the labeling), and...[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Segata]].

** A 9-man Triple Threat match is about to happen between Ryu, Akira, Jin, Ken, Heihachi, Chris, Kazuya, Kiryu, and...[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Phoenix.]] The lead-up is pretty hilarious: the Mishimas realize that they can stop cooperating after Kazuya starts antagonizing Jin over Unknown. To keep things under control, a three-man three-way team battle between the Mishimas is made. Ryu and Akira lend their support to Jin, while Ken joins Heihachi for the chance to fight Ryu. Chris joins them, if only to practice fighting without weapons despite not being a martial artist; Jill takes the time to tell him that she's calling off their partnership if he starts surrounding his fists with lightning and fire. Kazuya begrudgingly allows Kiryu to join him, and Kiryu picks Phoenix as the last man. The ninjas are quick to point out how Phoenix's hair looks like the Mishimas', and his suit is similar to Kiryu's, culminating with an "Objection!" when Hiryu asks him to give the go signal. [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome We never do see who wins.]] Reiji and Xiaomu play it smart and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "check" on the other guests.]]

** Sakura and Segata get to do the entire commercial of ''Sakura Wars'' in the cheesiest way possible. Followed up by Erica attempting to do the same towards Oogami. [[ClingyJealousGirl Sakura]] immediately snaps out of it and confronts the two of them.

** The other Sega characters are in awe at his presence (that includes people from the future and from alternate universes). Except for [[VideoGame/SakuraWars Gemini]].[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke The joke being that she's American and that the Sega Saturn White wasn't released in America]]; Segata was created partially to plug said model (of course, he likely wasn't brought to America since he would've seen what [[ExecutiveMeddling Bernie Stolar had done]] and beat the shit out of him). And the Sakura Taisen V being the only main game not released on a Sega system.[[/note]]

* The game's opening shows off [[VideoGame/{{Yakuza}} Majima]], Leanne, and Ulala in an awesome pose till the camera shifts where the big monsters are behind their backs and all three get scared and run away. Then the ones behind them have a sweat before being crushed by something even bigger than them.

* When the party has to use the [[VideoGame/SakuraWars Revolving Cannon]] again, [[VideoGame/ResonanceOfFate Vashyron]] and [[VideoGame/{{Yakuza}} Majima]] hope that there are women in the capsule that they get to ride on. When the first two groups get out of their capsule, Vashyron and Majima start screaming for help which worries the other party members. And then [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Lucina comes in]] and slashes the vines that trap the third capsule. Turns out, the reason why Vashyron and Majima were screaming for help is because the capsule they're in contains nothing but dudes. The girls call the both of them out on this.

--> '''Kite:''' I bet he'll be on to [[Franchise/FireEmblem hammers and spears]] next.

--> '''Kite:''' I bet he'll be on to [[VideoGame/FireEmblem hammers and spears]] next.

** [[VideoGame/{{Nightshade}} Hibana's introduction]] to the party has her crashing the stealth bomber onto the Balrog ship. Only, she accidentally crashes it at the [[CoolShip Dragonturtle Mark 1]] that's dangling on the edge, prompting Chizuru who was on it to fall down. When the stage finally finishes, Chizuru demands to know who did that. [[VideoGame/{{Shinobi}} Hotsuma]] lies by saying that the one who did that [[FromACertainPointOfView was defeated already.]]

** Aura gets summoned to the party by Segata connecting a Sega Saturn to net modem for 14400 bps connection, to the table with Kite, Haseo, Axel and Segata around it. Beforehand, they were talking about the state of gaming with Ryo and Axel, and about how [[TakeThatMe they just don't make them like they used to.]]

---> '''Leon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker There you go. My existence saved the world. Why thanks, Mr. President, I've always wanted my own fighter jet.]][[note]]Becomes FridgeHorror knowing that Leon killed the zombiefied President during ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil6''; when taking the timing of his arrival in this game into account, he's actually done it by that point.[[/note]]

---> '''Reiji:''' Huh. Our animal-people army is really getting into it. Kinda creepy.\\

--> '''Majima''': [[PrecisionFStrike Motherf---!]] I've been set up! Framed!
--> '''Chrom''': Is...Is this the usual outcome of other-worldly gatherings?

--> '''Phoenix:''' And leave America to face HER again? [[WhipItGood That whip hurts]], you know...

* Dante is aware of [[TierInducedScrappy how his brother broke]] ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'':

-->'''Devilotte''': Kaguya, I'm willing to turn some of that "[[GagBoobs excess baggage]]" into weaponry.\\

** Before that, the first shell transport's passengers came out unscathed. Felicia makes a comment how it was a wonder how no one got seriously injured from the mode of travel. Xiaomu replies that it is no surprise since the passenger ratio was fourteen women to five men, so their capsule had a lot of [[GagBoobs "cushioning"]].

--> '''Zephyr:''' What? You're saying you stuffed us all in there because of Vashyron!?
--> '''Ryo:''' I don't even want to think about what the heat did to my leather jacket...
--> '''Leon:''' Why? Why me?
** Before that, the first shell transport's passengers came out unscathed. Felicia makes a comment how it was a wonder how no one got seriously injured from the mode of travel. Xiaomu replies that it is no surprise since the passenger ratio was fourteen women to five men, so their capsule had a lot of [[BuxomIsBetter "cushioning"]].

* At the start of Chapter 35, the party is complaining about climbing the stairs all the way up. Then Ein and Drei show up, but Drei is too high ip. He says he doesn't want to blow out his knees on te stairs. Erica chimes in out of sympathy.

** Alisa with Soma and [[NamesTheSame Alisa]]:

* [[Creator/NobuyukiHiyama The entire]] TalkingToHimself with [[VideoGame/DotHackR1Games Stehoney (and its different variations)]], [[VideoGame/EndlessFrontier Haken]], [[VideoGame/RivalSchools Batsu]] and [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Demitri]] ''especially'' when Demitri was about to say the goblin's VerbalTic till he corrects himself. The look on [[VideoGame/DotHackR1Games Black Rose and Kite's]] face is just hilarious. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLEORY7QuI See it all here (Starts at 4:09)]]

** [[Creator/AiOrikasa Saya and Aya-me flirting with Tarosuke]] with [[TalkingToHerself the latter appreciating all the attention.]]

* Pair X and [[Creator/RyotaroOkiayu Zero with Captain Commando]], and [[TalkingToHimself the latter two have nothing but praise for each other's skills.]]

--> '''Lucina:''' Um, [[TalkingToHimself I'm not sure]] [[Creator/TomokazuSugita who I should be listening to]]...

* [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Nemesis']] first words when he appears? [[BrickJoke BSAA]]

** Upon learning that Garigliano is a cardinal--as in a clergyman--and one of the rulers of Basel, Leon, an American, immediately grouses at the how [[SarcasmMode wonderful of an idea]] it is to let the church have political power in the land.[[note]]Separation of Church and State playing a supporting role in the nation's founding[[/note]]

** In Dante, Demitri and Juri's conversation, Dante makes a ContinuityNod to how he first met Lady in ''Videogame/DevilMayCry 3''.

** Earlier, Devilotte introduces Ulala with, "In my world, she's a member of the... MEDIA!"

'''Gemini''': That... that sure is a mundane wish right there.

--> '''Gemini''': [[ProperlyParanoid I hope this goes okay... Juri is scaring me..]]\\

** VideoGame/MegaManX X and Zero and [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Alisa Bosconovitch]] discuss the difference between Reploids and androids.

--> '''Demitri''': So they seek to stand in my way... Dante, I'll let you deal with this.\\

-->'''Ulala''': Did you hear that, everyone? The woman controlling the Morolians... is Riemsianne La Vaes, a demon girl from another world! This was Ulala, reporting live from the demon realm! ...Spaaaaace Channel Fiiive!

** And then she reveals that she ''kissed Coco Tapioca'', which {{Squick}}s out [[VideoGame/GodsEaterBurst Alisa]]... while ''[[AllWomenAreLustful Xiaomu wants in]]''.

--> Bruno: Gahh! Years! Years of experience. ... Months?

* In the epilogue, when the characters go shopping in Akihabara, [[VideoGame/GodEaterBurst Alisa]] comments on the anime she's picked up. Then it turns out that ''Xiaomu'' picked all the titles... to which the entire party jumps to a conclusion of [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles exactly what Xiaomu got her to buy]]. She doesn't even deny it.

-->'''Fiora:''' Ok. Uh... do you need a waxing too?

-->'''Phoenix:''' Oh, right... [[Videogame/{{Darkstalkers}} Little Red Murder Hood.]]

--->'''Reiji:''' Are you... are you molesting yourself?

-->'''Aty:''' I wasn't sure what to expect, but they're... they're ADORABLE.

--> '''Maya:''' [[LampshadeHanging Um... Is there any option for, y'know... ordinary folks?]]

* In the Basel chapter, Leanne, much to her disgust, is forced to charm Cardinal Garigliano into providing pure gold and silver to the team in order to repair the Dragonturtle. She brings along certain members to appeal to his fetishes as he is "an admirer of beauty". She brings Felicia and Erica (the catgirl fetish), Natsu and Hibana (the ninja girl fetish), KOS-MOS and Fiora (the robot girl fetish), Xiaomu and Ingrid (the young old girl fetish, which they are annoyed by the labeling), and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Segata]].

--> '''Vergil:''' My ears... Someone, help...

--> '''Valkyrie:''' I must raise similar objections to "Valcatraz"... [[NotSoAboveItAll Morri-Morri]].

--> '''Chun-Li:''' Umm... You know I'm in earshot, right? Hello?

--> '''Lucina:''' I know! So strong, yet he miraculously keeps his youth about him... I'm so proud of him!

--> '''Leon:''' I appreciate how businesslike you folks are... But it sure is quiet.

--> '''Vashyron:''' Maya, you got a lot of room for growth still... [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything If ya know what I mean]].

--> '''Alisa:''' Huh? Not really... All I can do is extract their cores.

--> '''Kiryu:''' Just... Just try not to say the F-word. We're representing Kamurucho here.

--> '''Fiora:''' Um... What did you say, Natsu?

--> '''Kazuya:''' Who the hell are you? Go do your... [[BuffySpeak your weird dance thing]] somewhere else. Got it?

-->'''Kazuya''': The power of the Angels... Someday it too will be mine. Heh heh heh...

-->'''Heihachi''': Ngh... I'm the only thing you two agree on, aren't I.

--> '''Majima:''' A chick in makeup packin' heat... you'd be a hit in Kamurucho, Leanne.

--> '''Majima:''' We're just regular yakuza, babe... Though, hold on, that sounds badass.

--> '''Natsu''': Huh? Why would you? Just get up there and... You know. [[BuffySpeak Ninja]].

* Prologue 2 has Ichiro being injured and Erica planning to heal him... with a kiss. Sakura is not amused one bit, and Gemini notes that she has to hurry before things get ugly.

* When rescuing Estelle from M. Bison, Felicia and Alisa become shocked and disgusted that he plans to make her one of his Shadaloo dolls, which include putting her in a skintight outfit baring her legs and butt. Never mind [[FurBikini Felicia's]] and [[{{Underboobs}} Alisa's]] [[{{HypocriticalHumor}} own states of dress]]... [[DeadpanSnarker Reiji lampshades this beautifully.]]

* Chapter 28 has the party end up in the ''VideoGame/SpaceChannel5'' universe, where they intend to rescue a ship from hijackers. Vashyron comments that they should prepare for a fight, because the hijackers won't just open the door for them. Cut straight to... a giant door opening and Ulala leading the rest of the party into the ship in a dance routine. Levels of enthusiasm vary.

** When the trial (such as it is) and the fighting are all done, the party takes a break in Ryugu Castle... and ''Edgeworth'' of all people drinks until the party leaves him passed out on the floor.

-->'''Vashyron:''' What? Is this... a place for mixed bathing?

-->'''Xiaomu:''' Hmm... I'm gonna go with... "Softer skin, tighter tummies, slimmer waists, bigger busts."

-->'''Ryo:''' Wh-What is this place? While we were all fighting for our lives... were you taking a BATH?

-->'''Xiaomu:''' Yes, I think we determined it was... "Softer Skin, tighter tummies, slimmer waists, bigger busts."

--> '''Vashyron:''' We tried... but then suddenly it was all [[CallingYourAttacks "Kikoken!" "Summoned Beasts!" "Final Cross!"]]

-->'''Ogami:''' I can't... control...

-->'''Ogami:''' My body... It's moving towards the bathing area of its own volition!

--> '''Kazuya:''' Yeah... It reminds us of too much pain in our past.

--> '''Chrom:''' It's over... But don't let your guard down, Lucina.

** A 9-man Triple Threat match is about to happen between Ryu, Akira, Jin, Ken, Heihachi, Chris, Kazuya, Kiryu, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Phoenix.]] The lead-up is pretty hilarious: the Mishimas realize that they can stop cooperating after Kazuya starts antagonizing Jin over Unknown. To keep things under control, a three-man three-way team battle between the Mishimas is made. Ryu and Akira lend their support to Jin, while Ken joins Heihachi for the chance to fight Ryu. Chris joins them, if only to practice fighting without weapons despite not being a martial artist; Jill takes the time to tell him that she's calling off their partnership if he starts surrounding his fists with lightning and fire. Kazuya begrudgingly allows Kiryu to join him, and Kiryu picks Phoenix as the last man. The ninjas are quick to point out how Phoenix's hair looks like the Mishimas', and his suit is similar to Kiryu's, culminating with an "Objection!" when Hiryu asks him to give the go signal. [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome We never do see who wins.]] Reiji and Xiaomu play it smart and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "check" on the other guests.]]
** KOS-MOS, Aty, Erica, Felicia, Zephyr, and Vashyron are practicing a dance routine with Ulala. Turns out that they were chosen by Otohime for a dance contest at Ryugu Castle, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext under the condition that they look like animals.]] Only Felicia seems to fit the bill due to her being a CatGirl. To solve this problem, KOS-MOS uses her Hilbert Effect to transform the other dancers into their alternate costumes, including Erica's cat outfit, Aty at her full transformation into Shartos, and the reindeer outfits for both Vashyron and Zephyr, much to the men's dismay. As for KOS-MOS herself, she has her VerbalTic... nya.

--> '''Chrom''': Is... Is this the usual outcome of other-worldly gatherings?