History Funny / PotterPuppetPals

** At the end of the song, Voldemort sings "Avada Kedavraaaaaa!" and Harry, Hermione, and Ron fall over dead.
--->'''Voldemort:''' Well, what do you know? That actually worked.\\
'''Dumbledore:''' ''(flailing about hysterically)'' What--what--what are you...are you killing my students?!?\\
'''Voldemort:''' Um, no. They were like that when I got here. ''(leaves)''\\
'''Dumbledore:''' Oh, you children. Always dying. Just clean up after yourselves, alright? Toodle pip! ''(leaves)''\\

''(immediately gets naked)'' With love, you can dance / Without any-- ''(drowned out by the audience screaming hysterically)''\\

* "Mr. Potter, you haven't to potions class in two weeks. [[UpToEleven What are your college plans?!"]]

-->'''Dumbledore:''' What is all the hullabaloo?!
-->'''Snape:''' They bothered me. I bothered back. It was self-defense.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' ''(checking on the boys)'' Harry! Ron! They're wounded, Snape! You gave them boo-boos!!
-->'''Snape:''' They were pushing my buttons, sir.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' KISS THEM AND MAKE IT BETTER!
-->'''Snape:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]

** Here you go: Your mother is a ____ing_____lorem ipsum___admittum venium____tragula____hippopotamus____Republican____ing Creator/DanielRadcliffe____with a bucket of_____in a castle far away where no one can hear you____soup____with a bucket of____{{Mickey Mouse}}____and a stick of dynamite____magical____ALAKAZAM!!!
* The fact that Dumbledore can't remember the school rules he proposed five minutes ago, but can remember the Eldest Swear, which lasts for 40 seconds!
* Harry, Ron and Hermione harassing Neville with the Eldest Swear.

-->'''Dumbledore''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But do you have any prunes, do?]]

-->'''Ron''': I like prunes!

-->'''Dumbledore''': So what are you monkeys up to? Studying for your classes?
-->'''Harry''': Actually, we're invading Professor Snape's privacy by reading from diary that we stole from his room!

-->'''Dumbledore''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So do you have any prunes?]]
-->'''Harry''': Afraid not, Professor.

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-->'''Snape''': You know, uh...(dead-on impersonation of Ron) I'm Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's best friend. Hee hee hee hee!

-->'''Dumbledore''': [[CloudCuckooLander So, wait. Who's Ron?]]
-->'''Snape''': You know. (dead-on impersonation of Ron) I'm Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's best friend. Hee hee hee hee!

'''Harry:''' ''(without any hesitation) Yes!

-->'''Harry:''' It's also nice to be able to afford things! I can afford things! Can you afford things?
-->'''Ron:''' Not much.
-->'''Harry:''' ''(in extremely disquieting manner)'' ''I can afford happiness.''

* Ron's plan for defeating Voldemort, which involves [[spoiler:gunning down Voldemort with Uzis]].

* I've found the source of the ticking! [[spoiler: It's a pipe bomb! Yaaaaaaaaay! KABOOM!!!]]

* TheReveal that [[spoiler: Dumbledore is an android. A ''gay'' android.]]

* Severus. [[spoiler: [[EmbarrassingMiddleName Douglas]]]]. Snape.

* When Hermione finds out that [[spoiler: Voldemort kidnapped Ron]] the first thing she says is, "What does he want with Ron? [[ButtMonkey Ron is useless."]]

* Harry's costume is [[spoiler: Batman]].

* "That's it! No more Mr. Nice Snape! BOTHER! BOTHER!" ''(knocks down Harry and Ron with each word)''

-->'''Voldemort:''' You take everything so personally. But you're right. It's murder time.

-->'''Voldemort:''' And all you Muggle children out there know what it is, too? ''(the audience screams in joy)'' Okay, here's what I want you to do. Every time I say, "Avada Kedavra", scream like you're dying!
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-->♪ They call me the Dark Lord Voldemort / I'm a sucker for evil of any sort ♪

-->'''Voldemort:''' And all you Muggle children out there know what it is, too? ''(the audience screams)'' Okay, here's what I want you to do. Every time I say, "Avada Kedavra", scream like you're dying!

-->'''Dumbledore:''' ''(checking on the boys)'' Harry! Ron! They're wounded, Snape! ''You gave them boo-boos!!''

-->'''Dumbledore''': So what are you students up to? Studying for your classes?
-->'''Harry''': Actually, we're reading from Professor Snape's private diary that we stole from his room!

-->'''Dumbledore''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So you don't have any prunes then?]]