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** Proctor throws an unconscious Harris to the ground in anger for the thieves' escape.
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** Poor Tackleberry missis out on the riot, and throws a fit.
--> '''Lassard''': (''watches Tackleberry curiously'') What's wrong with this man?
--> '''Barbara''': Well there was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.
** Poor Blankes and Copeland try to escape some rioters, and end up in the Blue Oyster, ''again!''
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** When Lassard and Fackler go inside a BadGuyBar, many of the patrons threw their weapons and stolen wallets over the counter. Then two guys ran away.
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FaZkXATEo Zed making Sweetchuck's time during at the academy miserable.]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FaZkXATEo Zed making Sweetchuck's time during at the academy miserable.]]
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** In one of the pranks Mahoney pulls on Proctor, the former waits until the latter has entered a port-a-potty and has it hooked to a crane, and dropped in the middle of a crowded football stadium. Afterwards, the bottom bolts get unscrewed and the shell of the port-a-potty is pulled off, revealing Proctor sitting on the toilet in full sight of everyone. To cap it off, when the ''Star-Spangled Banner'' starts playing, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint he stands up and puts his hands to his chest in solemn respect.]] Without even considering pulling up his pants first.

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** In one of the pranks Mahoney pulls on Proctor, the former waits until the latter has entered a port-a-potty and has it hooked to a crane, and dropped in the middle of a crowded football stadium. Afterwards, the bottom bolts get unscrewed and the shell of the port-a-potty is pulled off, revealing Proctor sitting on the toilet in full sight of everyone. To cap it off, when the ''Star-Spangled Banner'' starts playing, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint he stands up and puts his hands to hand over his chest in solemn respect.heart.]] Without even considering pulling up his pants first.
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** In one of the pranks Mahoney pulls on Proctor, the former waits until the latter has entered a port-a-potty and has it hooked to a crane, and dropped in the middle of a crowded football stadium. Afterwards, the bottom bolts get unscrewed and the shell of the port-a-potty is pulled off, revealing Proctor sitting on the toilet in full sight of everyone. To cap it off, when the ''Star-Spangled Banner'' starts playing, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint he stands up and puts his hands to his chest in solemn respect.]] Without even considering pulling up his pants first.
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBv_t3lQRBc The fat thief farted in the elevator, with the other crooks and hostage Lassard still inside.]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBv_t3lQRBc The fat thief Sugar farted in the elevator, with the other crooks and hostage Lassard still inside.]]
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''[POOW]''

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''[POOW]''''[[[MegatonPunch POOW]]]''
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** Fackler playing pool. He hits one guy in the head with a ball, hits another guy in the groin with the stick, and hits another guy with it in the head.

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** Fackler playing pool. He hits one guy in the head with a ball, hits another guy in the groin with the cue stick, and hits another guy with it in the head.
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** Sweetchuck, before becoming a cadet, owns a shop in the worst part of the city. He locks up the story with vary of stuff, but most notable is a ''bear trap'' and tops its off with a ''electrical barb wired gate''.

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** Sweetchuck, before becoming a cadet, owns a shop in the worst part of the city. He locks up the story store with vary of stuff, but most notable is a ''bear trap'' for the back exit and tops its off with a ''electrical barb wired gate''.an '''electrical ''barb wired'' gate'''.

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** Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.

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** Drop "Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole."
*** "Tackleberry, ''we'' really need to talk."
* ''Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment''
** Sweetchuck, before becoming a cadet, owns a shop in the worst part of the city. He locks up the story with vary of stuff, but most notable is a ''bear trap'' and tops its off with a ''electrical barb wired gate''.
** This classic gem:
--->'''Tackleberry:''' Mahoney, [[spoiler:I'm a virgin!]]
--->[Sees the ''entire bar'' he and Mahoney were in start to stare at him]
--->'''Tackleberry:''' You people go about your business before I crack some skulls!
** What exactly happens when Mauser uses glue instead of shampoo.
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** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, ''[[The Flintstones Flintstones]]''-style.

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** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, ''[[The Flintstones ''[[TheFlintstones Flintstones]]''-style.
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** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, ''{{Flintstones}}''-style.

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** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, ''{{Flintstones}}''-style.''[[The Flintstones Flintstones]]''-style.

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkb5MS-QFMs]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkb5MS-QFMs]]com/watch?v=Fkb5MS-QFMs This scene]] tops it all.
-->'''Hearst:''' Thank you for your... contribution, Captain Harris.
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** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, [[TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]-style.

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** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, [[TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]-style.''{{Flintstones}}''-style.



-->'''Harris:''' What... are you... doing?\\

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-->'''Harris:''' What... are you... doing?\\doing!?\\
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** The fat thief is eating a jelly doughnut, accidentally squirts one of the other two guys in the face.
--->'''Thief with sunglasses:''' Egh, he squirted me with the donut!\\

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** The Sugar, the fat thief jewel thief, is eating a jelly doughnut, accidentally squirts one of the other two guys jewel thieves in the face.
--->'''Thief with sunglasses:''' --->'''Mouse:''' Egh, he squirted me with the donut!\\



'''Fat thief:''' I'm sorry!

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'''Fat thief:''' '''Sugar:''' I'm sorry!



--->'''Fat thief:''' What? WHAT?!

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--->'''Fat thief:''' --->'''Sugar:''' What? WHAT?!

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FaZkXATEo Zed making Sweetchuck's time during training miserable.]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FaZkXATEo Zed making Sweetchuck's time during training at the academy miserable.]]



--->'''Tony:''' ''[hitting him with a map]'' That's disgusting!

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--->'''Tony:''' --->'''Thief with sunglasses:''' Egh, he squirted me with the donut!\\
'''Tony:'''
''[hitting him with a map]'' That's disgusting!disgusting!\\
'''Fat thief:''' I'm sorry!
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfjyq_-dY-c "DON'T TOUCH THOSE! DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY BALLS WITHOUT ASKING!"]]
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* ''Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol''
** The scene where the inmates [[spoiler:trick Proctor into releasing them, under the pretense that they]] are playing Simon Says:
--->'''Inmate:''' Simon says take two steps back!\\
''[Proctor does so]''\\
'''Inmate:''' Now put your hands up!\\
'''Proctor:''' Simon didn't say!\\
'''Another inmate:''' [[spoiler:''[puts his gun to Proctor's head]'' But Smith & Wesson did.]]
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'''Proctor:''' Yeah we were sir, they came and went just a few minutes ago. ''[overlapping with Proctor]'' I tried to tell you. Don't you remember, when we were inside the car?\\

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'''Proctor:''' Yeah we were sir, they came and went just a few minutes ago. ''[overlapping with Proctor]'' Harris]'' I tried to tell you. Don't you remember, when we were inside the car?\\
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'''Proctor:''' Yeah we were sir, they came and went just a few minutes ago. I tried to tell you. Don't you remember, when we were inside the car?\\

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'''Proctor:''' Yeah we were sir, they came and went just a few minutes ago. ''[overlapping with Proctor]'' I tried to tell you. Don't you remember, when we were inside the car?\\
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*** He covers his head with the trash can lid he's using to cover his groin when a police car was nearby.

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*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpClbMGO9rw He covers his head with the trash can lid he's using to cover his groin when a police car was nearby.]]
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** Proctor holding the mirror in front of Mauser in different directions, similar to the scene in ''Police Academy 2''.
--->'''Proctor:''' Look at this. Look at this angle. Look it at this angle. All angle-\\
'''Mauser:''' ''I CAN'T SEE!!''\\
'''Proctor:''' ''(giving him the mirror)'' It's yours!


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** Harris and Proctor's "private plane".
--->'''Proctor:''' This is great! Our very own airplane! Animals to play with!\\
'''Harris:''' Proctor, why do I put up with you?\\
'''Proctor:''' Because my sister married your nephew. So that makes us-\\
'''Harris:''' Shut up, Proctor! ''(three chickens jump down at him, in a row)''\\
'''Proctor:''' I think they like you!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcho6wArwDI Dork.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBv_t3lQRBc The fat thief farted in the elevator, with the other crooks and hostage Lassard still inside.]]
--->'''Fat thief:''' What? WHAT?!


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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkb5MS-QFMs]]
** Proctor picks up passengers while chasing after the Mastermind.
-->'''Harris:''' What... are you... doing?\\
'''Proctor:''' I'm picking up passengers.\\
'''Harris:''' WHYY!?\\
'''Proctor:''' ''(takes a paper down)'' I have to, sir. They're on my route.\\
''(crumples the paper and throws it to the ground)''
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** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, Fred Flintstone-style.

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** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, [[TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone-style.Flintstone]]-style.
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** Two of the Wilson Heights gang members get behind the car Harris and Proctor are in, sticking their tongues and making faces.
-->'''Harris:''' I have a sixth sense-\\
'''Proctor:''' Sir?\\
'''Harris:''' Will you let me finish? I have a sixth sense-\\
'''Proctor:''' But sir-\\
'''Harris:''' Will you let me finish? I have a sixth sense when it comes to-\\
'''Proctor:''' But sir-\\
'''Harris:''' Stop interrupting me! I have a sixth sense when it comes to crime!\\
''(one of the gang members stick a raccoon tail on the car antenna and both wave good-bye. Proctor waves back)''\\\
'''Officer:''' You mean you were here ''during'' the robbery?\\
'''Harris:''' No, of course not!\\
'''Proctor:''' Yeah we were sir, they came and went just a few minutes ago. I tried to tell you. Don't you remember, when we were inside the car?\\
'''Harris:''' ''[overlapping with Proctor]'' Shut up, Proctor. Shut up, Proctor. Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up...\\
'''Harris:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, Fred Flintstone-style.
-->'''Proctor:''' You know, running is the best form of an aerobic exercise.
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--->'''[[spoiler:Imposter]] Hearst:''' That man is an imposter!\\

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--->'''[[spoiler:Imposter]] --->'''[[spoiler:Fake]] Hearst:''' That man is an imposter!\\



'''Harris:''' ''(and Proctor walks up to the [[spoiler:Imposter]] Hearst)'' Move it! Move it! Commissioner Hearst! These people have violated their suspensions, and I ''demand'' that they'd be brought up on charges!\\

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'''Harris:''' ''(and Proctor walks up to the [[spoiler:Imposter]] [[spoiler:Fake]] Hearst)'' Move it! Move it! Commissioner Hearst! These people have violated their suspensions, and I ''demand'' that they'd be brought up on charges!\\



'''[[spoiler:Imposter]] Hearst:''' Oh shut up, Harris!\\

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'''[[spoiler:Imposter]] '''[[spoiler:Fake]] Hearst:''' Oh shut up, Harris!\\
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* ''Police Academy''
** Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.
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** Commadant Lassard beating up a {{mook}}.
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** The cadets seeing two Commissioner Hearsts.
--->'''[[spoiler:Imposter]] Hearst:''' That man is an imposter!\\
'''[[spoiler:Real]] Hearst:''' Me? No! ''He's'' the imposter!\\
'''Harris:''' ''(and Proctor walks up to the [[spoiler:Imposter]] Hearst)'' Move it! Move it! Commissioner Hearst! These people have violated their suspensions, and I ''demand'' that they'd be brought up on charges!\\
'''[[spoiler:Real]] Hearst:''' Oh Harris, shut up!\\
''(Harris and Proctor looked behind him)''\\
'''[[spoiler:Imposter]] Hearst:''' Oh shut up, Harris!\\
''(Then quickly looks back)''

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** Zed making Sweetchuck's time during training miserable.

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FaZkXATEo Zed making Sweetchuck's time during training miserable.]]


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** Commadant Lassard beating up a {{mook}}.

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