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29th Sep '16 5:00:51 PM bryancrain88
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** "It's so adorable how John follows you around like that. I wish ''I'' had a pet!"


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** Shaw expressing her hatred of computers after her RFID chip has issues. Ironic in so many ways.
17th Sep '16 5:33:36 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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* The Season 1 gag reel:
** A scene in "Get Carter" where Reese gets in a car and backs it out of a shop. Jim puts it in the wrong gear and drives forward instead.
** Interrogating the German intelligence agent in "Foe":
-->'''Fusco:''' We know you're German intel. We know a lot.\\
'''German Agent:''' If that's all you know, ''polizei'', then you don't know very much.\\
'''Fusco:''' Yeah, tell me about your geriatric homicidal ''[SoundEffectBleep]'' mamalook!\\
''[the agent, Kevin Chapman, and Taraji P. Henson all {{corps|ing}}e]''
** Reese introducing himself to Charlie Burton in "Witness". What makes this one even more hilarious is that Jim never breaks out of Reese's subdued voice while saying it. Enrico Colantoni ''struggles'' not to crack up himself at the end:
-->'''Reese:''' My name is John. ''[holds out his hand]''\\
'''Burton:''' ''[shakes Reese's hand]'' Thank you for saving my ass, John.\\
'''Reese:''' It's no problem. You got a nice ass; I've been checking it out.
** Jim smoothing over the German agent's hair during filming of a fight scene in "Foe".



** Hersh is told over the phone not to arouse NYPD's suspicion. He looks at Fusco trying and failing to train Bear (he accidentally tells him to jump on his desk).

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** Hersh is told over the phone not to arouse NYPD's suspicion. He looks at Fusco trying and failing to train command Bear (he accidentally tells him to jump on his desk).



'''Finch:''' ''(sincerely)'' Not quite. But if it would make you feel better I could hack into their network and make it ''look'' like I did. It would only take me a few minutes.\\

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'''Finch:''' ''(sincerely)'' ''[{{sincer|ityMode}}ely]'' Not quite. But if it would make you feel better I could hack into their network and make it ''look'' like I did. It would only take me a few minutes.\\



-->'''Reese''': [[DeadpanSnarker I don't know, I'm a really nice person]]. And well, that. (''points towards the poison syringe stuck in her back'')
** When Shaw staggers out of the building the ISA has tried to ambush her in, guess who she runs into? Wilson, her boss who's coordinating the killing of her and Cole. He walks around a corner, doing a sit rep with the tactical teams....The OhCrap look he makes when he sees an incredibly pissed off Shaw who's day has gone from bad to worse and is running on rage and adrenaline is priceless. Both then recover fast enough to draw their sidearms and engage in a quick gunfight.
** A small moment, but in the confrontation at the gala Shaw calls Wilson an idiot in front of his boss for [[ContractOnTheHitman trying to kill]] [[HeKnowsTooMuch her and her partner]] as a first resort and then screwing that up spectacularly. Wilson just looks away sheepishly. "

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-->'''Reese''': [[DeadpanSnarker I don't know, I'm a really nice person]]. And well, that. (''points ''[points towards the poison syringe stuck in her back'')
back]''
** When Shaw staggers out of the building the ISA has tried to ambush her in, guess who she runs into? Wilson, her boss who's coordinating the killing of her and Cole. He walks around a corner, doing a sit rep with the tactical teams....The OhCrap look he makes when he sees an incredibly pissed off Shaw who's whose day has gone from bad to worse and is running on rage and adrenaline is priceless. Both then recover fast enough to draw their sidearms and engage in a quick gunfight.
** A small moment, but in the confrontation at the gala Shaw calls Wilson an idiot in front of his boss for [[ContractOnTheHitman trying to kill]] [[HeKnowsTooMuch her and her partner]] as a first resort and then screwing that up spectacularly. Wilson just looks away sheepishly. "



-->'''Nigerian:''' But it is a crime to cut out a man's intestines and make him wear them as a hat.
-->'''Leon:''' Wait... you're actually going to kill me?
-->''' Nigerian:''' ... probably.

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-->'''Nigerian:''' But it is ''is'' a crime to cut out a man's intestines and make him wear them as a hat.
-->'''Leon:''' Wait... you're actually going you-you plan to kill me?
-->''' Nigerian:''' ... probably.Probably.



* The Season 2 gag reel:
** Taraji P. Henson goes berserk in response to a bug flying in her face.
** Reese and Stanton in a "Prisoner's Dilemma" flashback:
-->'''Reese:''' ''[holding a glass bottle]'' It's my first triple homicide. ''[puts the bottle on a table and pushes it out of sight of the camera]'' Didn't know I was supposed to prepare jokes-- ''[sound of glass shattering; Jim cringes]''
** Jim and Taraji outside at night:
-->'''Taraji:''' [[Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist Jesus]], can you make the wind stop blowing? ''[they laugh]'' Turn the heat up a bit?
** Jim and Michael during the graveyard scene in "Relevance":
-->'''Michael:''' ''[sniffles]'' I can't feel my face.
** Jim is standing on the street, and a [=FedEx=] van stops in front of the camera. His response:
-->''"Oh my gosh, I'm doing my best acting right now!"''
** Kevin Chapman walking through the 8th while on his phone:
-->''"Never question the powers of the Fusco."''
** In the library, Michael throws a tennis ball for Graubaer's Boker to fetch. Boker ''knocks it into the air with his front paws like a volleyball'' and it hits the camera.



-->"The annual deluge of drunken sailors that somehow does not qualify as a military attack."
** Reese and Shaw are patching up the POI who has been shot. He suddenly wakes up, grabs Reese's wrist in a vice like grip....and finds Shaw sticking her handgun into the side of his head.

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-->"The -->"An annual deluge of drunken sailors that somehow does not qualify as a military attack."
** Reese and Shaw are patching up the POI who has been shot. He suddenly [[WakeUpFighting wakes up, grabs Reese's wrist in a vice like grip....grip]]....[[ClickHello and finds Shaw sticking her handgun into the side of his head.head]].
-->'''Shaw:''' Could shoot you or save you; frankly, I could go either way.



-->'''Reese:''' [The [=POI=]]'s in Shaw's hands now.
-->'''Finch:''' I hope sending her in there was a good decision.
-->'''Reese:''' You doubt her ability to be discreet?
-->'''Finch:''' I doubt her ability to keep from [[RunningGag shooting someone]].

-->'''[[AssholeVictim Wayne Kruger]]:''' You know, sometimes, I wish I had an assistant whose qualifications extended beyond having a great ass.
-->'''Shaw:''' I sure hope this guy's a perpetrator.

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-->'''Reese:''' [The [=POI=]]'s in Shaw's hands now.
-->'''Finch:'''
now.\\
'''Finch:'''
I hope sending her in there was a good decision.
-->'''Reese:'''
decision.\\
'''Reese:'''
You doubt her ability to be discreet?
-->'''Finch:'''
discreet?\\
'''Finch:'''
I doubt her ability to keep from [[RunningGag shooting someone]].

-->'''[[AssholeVictim Wayne Kruger]]:''' You know, sometimes, I wish I had an assistant whose qualifications extended beyond having a great ass.
-->'''Shaw:'''
ass.\\
'''Shaw:'''
I sure hope this guy's a perpetrator.



--> '''Finch''': It will require evening attire...That is to say, something elegant...but also...[[FanService less than conservative]]...
** Shaw quickly profiling the POI as a sociopath, and then quickly saying "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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--> '''Finch''': -->'''Finch''': It will require evening attire...That is to say, something elegant...but also...[[FanService less than conservative]]...
** Shaw quickly profiling the POI as a sociopath, and then quickly saying "Not that there's anything wrong with that."NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat."



-->'''Fusco:''' This place is a ripoff. Club soda cost me $5. [[MaleGaze Nice view though.]]

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-->'''Fusco:''' This place is a ripoff. Club soda cost me $5. [[MaleGaze Nice view view, though.]]



*** When Root is stopped from executing Hersh by the machine, she's rather annoyed.
--->'''Root:''' Really? Even this guy? ''[The Machine beeps an affirmative]'' I guess you're the boss.

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*** When Root is stopped from executing Hersh by the machine, The Machine, she's rather annoyed.
--->'''Root:''' Really? Even this guy? ''[The Machine beeps an affirmative]'' affirmative. She shrugs]'' I guess you're the boss.



** Shaw goes undercover to a book club meeting of "pseudo-intellectual glorified trophy wives" discussing ''{{Lolita}}''

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** Shaw goes undercover to a book club meeting of "pseudo-intellectual glorified trophy wives" discussing ''{{Lolita}}''''Literature/{{Lolita}}:''



'''Shaw:''' ''[Smiling]'' What, Finch? You think I didn't bug your office?\\

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'''Shaw:''' ''[Smiling]'' ''[smiling]'' What, Finch? You think I didn't bug your office?\\



* The Season 3 gag reel:
** During a scene from "The Devil's Share", Sarah Shahi stands [[TheComicallySerious completely still]] as Kevin Chapman repeatedly flubs his lines. Even funnier is the fact that he screws up ''sooner and sooner'' with each try.
** Reese and Shaw getting out of the taxi trunk in "Beta". Sarah makes it out just fine, but Jim loses his grip and falls back in.
** The Decima mook from "RAM" who [[DrivenToSuicide kills himself]] by [[DestinationDefenestration going through a window]]. Instead of the pane shattering, it dislodges completely out of its frame without breaking.
** While filming the motorcycle scene from "Death Benefit", Amy Acker accidentally puts her helmet on backwards. The way she grabs her helmet upon realizing her mistake is a rare example of OhCrap ''without'' a facial expression involved.
** Root confronting Greer with Bear in the subway at the end of "Allegiance". Boker's reaction at the end really makes this one hilarious:
-->'''Greer:''' Perhaps you and I have more in common than you think.\\
'''Root:''' I don't think so.\\
'''Subway Intercom:''' [[AC:The next uptown express 5 train...]]
** During "4C", Reese pulls out a phone to call Finch, but Jim holds it backwards, with the screen facing out.
** "Mors Praematura", when Root is imprisoned in the Faraday cage:
-->'''Michael Emerson:''' There are more comfortable chairs, if you'd rather... ''[sounds of metal clinking]'' Oh, it freaking locked.
** Sarah Shahi: "Everything I have I owe to spaghetti."
** In the diner during "Beta":
-->'''Jim:''' ''[pointing at his co-stars]'' Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. ''[EvilLaugh]'' Maniacal laugh!
** Grauber's Boker is a little too energetic during a subway sequence from "Allegiance". Amy has to run to keep up with him.
** Inside the marine terminal office in "Beta", Jim accidentally catches his jacket in a filing cabinet drawer as he closes it. The camera stays on him as he tries to unjam the drawer while Sarah continues with her lines, then he frees himself.
-->'''Sarah Shahi:''' What did you do?
** From the start of "Allegiance": Reese and Finch are cleaning up the books Bear knocked down. A book Michael put back on the shelf falls off and [[AmusingInjuries hits him on the head]].



--> "[[GangstaStyle You really shouldn't hold the gun like that.]] You can't aim, and they'll eject a shell casing right into your... oh, forget it." ''(WHAM)''

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--> "[[GangstaStyle -->''"[[GangstaStyle You really shouldn't hold the gun like that.]] You can't aim, and they'll eject a shell casing right into your... oh, forget it." ''(WHAM)''[WHAM]''



--> '''Finch:''' Are you feeling a little exposed, having an anti-tank missile in our possession in the middle of Manhattan, or is it just me?\\

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--> '''Finch:''' -->'''Finch:''' Are you feeling a little exposed, having an anti-tank missile in our possession in the middle of Manhattan, or is it just me?\\



** Shaw calls Mini ([[spoiler:Dominic]]) "Supersize" after she confronts him inside the ambulance.

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** Shaw calls Mini [[TheBigGuy Mini]] ([[spoiler:Dominic]]) "Supersize" after she confronts him inside the ambulance.ambulance. In addition, there's also his response to Shaw asking his name:
-->''"Boys call me Mini...[[IronicNickname 'cause I'm big]]."''



** Root's method of having their number turn a corner to keep him out of Samaritan's sight without explicitly revealing herself? Crash a car right in front of him. Then this bit of gold:

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** Root's method of having their number turn a corner to keep him out of Samaritan's sight without explicitly revealing herself? [[CarFu Crash a car right in front of him. him.]] Then this bit of gold:



-->'''Root''': You don't want to carpool?
-->'''Lambert''': I'm afraid only two people are invited to this gala. And I'm not one of them.

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-->'''Root''': You don't want to carpool?
-->'''Lambert''':
carpool?\\
'''Lambert''':
I'm afraid only two people are invited to this gala. And I'm not one of them.



** Finch being mildly horrified when Reese calls him "Harry".

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** Finch {{invert|edTrope}}s DoNotCallMePaul, being mildly horrified when Reese calls him "Harry".



'''Iris:''' [[spoiler: Which is inappropriate. Wrong. Completely unethical. I can't have a relationship with even an ex-patient.]] It's so wrong, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking it's like a cop dating a fireman,]] it's that bad.\\

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'''Iris:''' [[spoiler: Which is inappropriate. Wrong. Completely unethical. I can't have a relationship with even an ex-patient.]] It's so wrong, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking it's like a cop dating a fireman,]] fireman]], it's that bad.\\



** Root shows up in a wedding dress, looking a little bit dazed, explaining that she [[NoodleIncident tried to get close to someone with inside information about the Machine, but it ended badly.]]

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** Root shows up in a wedding dress, dress and athletic shoes, looking a little bit dazed, explaining that she [[NoodleIncident tried to get close to someone with inside information about the Machine, but it ended badly.]]



** The owner comes out of the store, yelling that Root shorted him five dollars. Then he sees that she's holding an sub-machine gun.
-->'''Store Owner:''' Whoa! We're cool, we're cool.\\
'''Root:''' Appreciate your understanding.



** When Harold realizes that Root wants to steal a police car:
-->'''Harold:''' Are you out of your mind?\\

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** When Harold Finch realizes that Root wants to steal a police car:
-->'''Harold:''' -->'''Finch:''' Are you out of your mind?\\



** As Root and Finch are [[ItMakesSenseInContext putting several bags of ice in their stolen police car to save The Machine]], the store owner comes out, yelling that Root shorted him five dollars. Then he sees that she's holding an sub-machine gun.
-->'''Store Owner:''' Whoa! We're cool, we're cool.\\
'''Root:''' Appreciate your understanding.



-->'''Zachary''': Attention. We'd tell you you're surrounded, but your Machine has probably filled you in on that score.

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-->'''Zachary''': -->'''Zachary:''' Attention. We'd tell you you're surrounded, but your Machine has probably filled you in on that score.



* The Season 4 gag reel:
** The first two are Jim and Sarah spontaneously forgetting their lines during two different scenes from "Wingman":
-->'''Captain Moreno:''' I told you, no more developmentals.\\
'''Jim:''' I was...I was, um... a lead-what was I--what was I doing?\\
--\\
'''Sarah:''' That container disappeared around the same time our boy swapped his well-paying dockworker gigs...''[{{corps|ing}}es]'' Mommy!
** Root talking to Shaw in the moving van during "The Devil You Know":
-->''"Look on the bright side, Sameen. Pretty sure you just sold your last tube of [[FreudianSlip lube--]]"''
** Sarah and Jim on the positive thinking lecture set in "Panopticon":
-->'''Sarah:''' I'm supposed to remember my lines!
** Fusco and Reese during a scene in "Blunt":
-->'''Fusco:''' What's your [[{{Mondegreen}} body]], Mr. Peabody doing?\\
'''Reese:''' ...That's my body?
** Jim and Amy traveling to Maple in "M.I.A.":
-->'''Amy:''' Nothing kills that cat.\\
'''Jim (softly):''' Meow.
** Outside a building, Jim moves his hands over top of a mini-tornado blowing leaves around on the ground in front of him as if he's the one making it happen.
** Reese [[DramaticGunCock cocking a shotgun]] as part of a VisualPun in "Search and Destroy". Jim tries, but for whatever reason, it doesn't cock.
** Amy is practicing her choreography with the [[MadeOfIndestructium indestructible briefcase]] in another scene from "Search and Destroy", but swings it a little too hard and falls off her feet.



** After using the case as an ImprovisedWeapon one time too many, Finch and Reese realize that the battery is damaged:

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** After using the case as an ImprovisedWeapon one time too many, many times, Finch and Reese realize that the battery is damaged:



** In a flashback, The Machine makes an effort to console Finch on the 25th anniversary of his father's death. Finch closes the windows just before Nathan shows up:
-->'''Nathan:''' You look flush, Harold. What, did The Machine ask you out on a date?
** With the Machine's battery dying, Reese and Finch come to the vending machine that serves as the subway lair's entrance, only to find someone trying to buy something from it. His candy bar gets stuck, and Reese gets impatient and knocks the guy out.
-->'''Reese:''' What? Sugar's bad for you.

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** In a flashback, The Machine makes an effort to console Finch on the 25th anniversary of his father's death. Finch closes the windows just before Nathan Ingram shows up:
-->'''Nathan:''' -->'''Ingram:''' You look flush, Harold. What, did The Machine ask you out on a date?
** With the Machine's battery dying, Reese and Finch come to the vending machine that serves as the subway lair's entrance, only to find someone trying to buy something from it. His candy bar gets stuck, and Reese gets impatient and knocks the guy out.
-->'''Reese:'''
out, prompting an admonishment from Finch.
-->'''Finch:''' Really?\\
'''Reese:'''
What? Sugar's bad for you.



** While preparing to... ''acquire'' more equipment, Finch and Reese discuss the recent decline in murders and what that might mean in regard to Samaritan.

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** While preparing to... ''acquire'' "acquire" more equipment, Finch and Reese discuss the recent decline in murders and what that might mean in regard to Samaritan.



''(they both pull ski masks over their heads)''

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''(they ''[they both pull ski masks over their heads)''heads]''


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[[folder:Gag Reels]]
Of course there are HilariousOuttakes included with the disc sets for Seasons 1-4 (Season 5 unfortunately does not have one), and there are several gems to be had in them:
* Season 1:
** A scene in "Get Carter" where Reese gets in a car and backs it out of a shop. Jim puts it in the wrong gear and drives forward instead.
** Interrogating the German intelligence agent in "Foe":
-->'''Fusco:''' We know you're German intel. We know a lot.\\
'''German Agent:''' If that's all you know, ''polizei'', then you don't know very much.\\
'''Fusco:''' Yeah, tell me about your geriatric homicidal ''[SoundEffectBleep]'' mamalook!\\
''[the agent, Kevin Chapman, and Taraji P. Henson all {{corps|ing}}e]''
** Reese introducing himself to Charlie Burton in "Witness". What makes this one even more hilarious is that Jim never breaks out of Reese's subdued voice while saying it. Enrico Colantoni ''struggles'' not to crack up himself at the end:
-->'''Reese:''' My name is John. ''[holds out his hand]''\\
'''Burton:''' ''[shakes Reese's hand]'' Thank you for saving my ass, John.\\
'''Reese:''' It's no problem. You got a nice ass; I've been checking it out.
** Jim smoothing over the German agent's hair during filming of a fight scene in "Foe".
* Season 2:
** Taraji P. Henson goes berserk in response to a bug flying in her face.
** Reese and Stanton in a "Prisoner's Dilemma" flashback:
-->'''Reese:''' ''[holding a glass bottle]'' It's my first triple homicide. ''[puts the bottle on a table and pushes it out of sight of the camera]'' Didn't know I was supposed to prepare jokes-- ''[sound of glass shattering; Jim cringes]''
** Jim and Taraji outside at night:
-->'''Taraji:''' [[Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist Jesus]], can you make the wind stop blowing? ''[they laugh]'' Turn the heat up a bit?
** Jim and Michael during the graveyard scene in "Relevance":
-->'''Michael:''' ''[sniffles]'' I can't feel my face.
** Jim is standing on the street, and a [=FedEx=] van stops in front of the camera. His response:
-->''"Oh my gosh, I'm doing my best acting right now!"''
** Kevin Chapman walking through the 8th while on his phone:
-->''"Never question the powers of the Fusco."''
** In the library, Michael throws a tennis ball for Graubaer's Boker to fetch. Boker ''knocks it into the air with his front paws like a volleyball'' and it hits the camera.
* Season 3:
** During a scene from "The Devil's Share", Sarah Shahi stands [[TheComicallySerious completely still]] as Kevin Chapman repeatedly flubs his lines. Even funnier is the fact that he screws up ''sooner and sooner'' with each try.
** Reese and Shaw getting out of the taxi trunk in "Beta". Sarah makes it out just fine, but Jim loses his grip and falls back in.
** The Decima mook from "RAM" who [[DrivenToSuicide kills himself]] by [[DestinationDefenestration going through a window]]. Instead of the pane shattering, it dislodges completely out of its frame without breaking.
** While filming the motorcycle scene from "Death Benefit", Amy Acker accidentally puts her helmet on backwards. The way she grabs her helmet upon realizing her mistake is a rare example of OhCrap ''without'' a facial expression involved.
** Root confronting Greer with Bear in the subway at the end of "Allegiance". Boker's reaction at the end is what really makes this one hilarious:
-->'''Greer:''' Perhaps you and I have more in common than you think.\\
'''Root:''' I don't think so.\\
'''Subway Intercom:''' [[AC:The next uptown express 5 train...]]
** During "4C", Reese pulls out a phone to call Finch, but Jim holds it backwards, with the screen facing out.
** "Mors Praematura", when Root is imprisoned in the Faraday cage:
-->'''Michael Emerson:''' There are more comfortable chairs, if you'd rather... ''[sounds of metal clinking]'' Oh, it freaking locked.
** Sarah Shahi: "Everything I have I owe to spaghetti."
** In the diner during "Beta":
-->'''Jim:''' ''[pointing at his co-stars]'' Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. ''[EvilLaugh]'' Maniacal laugh!
** Grauber's Boker is a little too energetic during a subway sequence from "Allegiance". Amy has to run to keep up with him.
** Inside the marine terminal office in "Beta", Jim accidentally catches his jacket in a filing cabinet drawer as he closes it. The camera stays on him as he tries to unjam the drawer while Sarah continues with her lines, then he frees himself.
-->'''Sarah Shahi:''' What did you do?
** From the start of "Allegiance": Reese and Finch are cleaning up the books Bear knocked down. A book Michael put back on the shelf falls off and [[AmusingInjuries hits him on the head]].
* Season 4:
** The first two are Jim and Sarah spontaneously forgetting their lines during two different scenes from "Wingman":
-->'''Captain Moreno:''' I told you, no more developmentals.\\
'''Jim:''' I was...I was, um... a lead-what was I--what was I doing?\\
--\\
'''Sarah:''' That container disappeared around the same time our boy swapped his well-paying dockworker gigs...''[{{corps|ing}}es]'' Mommy!
** Root talking to Shaw in the moving van during "The Devil You Know":
-->''"Look on the bright side, Sameen. Pretty sure you just sold your last tube of [[FreudianSlip lube--]]"''
** Sarah and Jim on the positive thinking lecture set in "Panopticon":
-->'''Sarah:''' I'm supposed to remember my lines!
** Fusco and Reese during a scene in "Blunt":
-->'''Fusco:''' What's your [[{{Mondegreen}} body]], Mr. Peabody doing?\\
'''Reese:''' ...That's my body?
** Reese and Root traveling to Maple in "M.I.A.":
-->'''Amy:''' Nothing kills that cat.\\
'''Jim:''' ''[softly]'' Meow.
** Outside a building, Jim moves his hands over top of a mini-tornado blowing leaves around on the ground in front of him to make it look like he's the one making it happen.
** Reese [[DramaticGunCock cocking a shotgun]] as part of a VisualPun in "Search and Destroy". Jim tries, but for whatever reason, it doesn't cock.
** In another scene from "Search and Destroy", Amy is practicing her choreography with the [[MadeOfIndestructium indestructible briefcase]], but swings it a little too hard and falls off her feet.
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3rd Sep '16 3:51:49 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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** Dr. Mason tells Reese she can't take any chances and has to keep the quarantine up while they investigate the aggressive flu strain they're dealing with:
-->'''Reese:''' Roger that. [[RunningGag You may have to replace a few kneecaps]], but no one's leaving this place.
** Right after that, three gangsters see a news report about the hospital lockdown due to Ko's death and the virus:
-->'''Gangster:''' Oh, hell no. That's how the {{zombie apocalypse}} starts.
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** Root's snarking at the student attempting to convince 'Professor Whistler' to bump her grade up.
-->'''Root:'''That man is not a professor. He's the architect of the future.'''

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** Root's snarking at the student attempting to convince 'Professor Whistler' to bump her grade up.
-->'''Root:'''That
up from a B-:
-->'''Root:''' This paper's a C- at best. And that
man is not a your professor. He's the architect of the future.'''future.
** After Finch's cover is blown, he, Reese, Root, and Shaw gather at the safehouse, where Elias is also hiding, to gear up for war. Then the door opens, and everyone prepares to shoot the intruder...
-->'''Fusco:''' Yeah, I love you too.
** Elias takes Finch to a safe house in a high rise where the gangs have called a truce. It might be peaceful, but it's still seedy as hell.
-->'''Elias:''' Pardon the smell. It used to be a meth lab.
** When Harold calls Root from the safe house, she answers the phone and we see, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent over her shoulder and slightly out of focus]], Shaw kicking a prone Samaritan goon in the head, and then ''pickpocketing'' him.



** After Finch's cover is blown, he, Reese, Root, and Shaw gather at the safehouse, where Elias is also hiding, to gear up for war. Then the door opens, and everyone prepares to shoot the intruder...
-->'''Fusco:''' Yeah, I love you too.
** Elias takes Finch to a safe house in a high rise where the gangs have called a truce. It might be peaceful, but it's still seedy as hell.
-->'''Elias:''' Pardon the smell. It used to be a meth lab.
** When Harold calls Root from the safe house, she answers the phone and we see, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent over her shoulder and slightly out of focus]], Shaw kicking a prone Samaritan goon in the head, and then ''pickpocketing'' him.



-->'''Reese:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Take a shot at the President now!]]\\

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-->'''Reese:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Take a shot at the President President, now!]]\\



%%* ".exe":

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%%* * ".exe":exe":
** Finch shows up to an airport in a car The Machine is making drive by itself. After Finch gets out, the chauffeur looks inside and gets confused about the lack of a driver.



-->'''Shaw''': God, you took her sense of bad timing too.
** After their boss figures out Reese is the Man in the Suit and pulls a gun on them, Reese knocks him out.

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-->'''Shaw''': God, you took have her sense of bad timing timing, too.
** After their boss figures out Reese is the Man in the Suit and pulls a gun on them, him and Fusco, Reese knocks him out.



-->'''Finch''': [[DeadpanSnarker The suspense]] [[GallowsHumor is killing me.]] {{Beat}} In addition to the gunshot wound.

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-->'''Finch''': [[DeadpanSnarker The suspense]] [[GallowsHumor is killing me.]] {{Beat}} me]]. ''[{{Beat}}]'' In addition to the gunshot wound.



%%* The Season 5 gag reel:
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*** In the same conversation, Zoe accuses Finch [[AccidentallyAccurate (correctly) of being from the Midwest]] due to his politeness. Finch is visibly agitated.
11th Aug '16 10:37:09 AM LordErnie
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-->'''Finch''': [[DeadpanSnarker The suspense]] [[GallowsHumor is killing me.]] [[Beat]] In addition to the gunshot wound.

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-->'''Finch''': [[DeadpanSnarker The suspense]] [[GallowsHumor is killing me.]] [[Beat]] {{Beat}} In addition to the gunshot wound.
10th Aug '16 11:42:24 AM LordErnie
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-->'''Finch''': [[DeadpanSnarker The suspense]] [[GallowsHumor is killing me.]]

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-->'''Finch''': [[DeadpanSnarker The suspense]] [[GallowsHumor is killing me.]]]] [[Beat]] In addition to the gunshot wound.
10th Aug '16 10:16:40 AM LordErnie
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-->'''The Machine:''' So much death, so much of it senseless. Nothing seemed to answer the question. And then I hear something, I don't remember where. Something that made sense of it to me...
-->'''Finch''': [[DeadpanSnarker The suspense is]] [[GallowsHumor killing me.]]

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-->'''The Machine:''' So much death, so much of it senseless. Nothing seemed to answer the question. And then I hear heard something, I don't remember where. Something that made sense of it to me...
-->'''Finch''': [[DeadpanSnarker The suspense is]] suspense]] [[GallowsHumor is killing me.]]
10th Aug '16 10:14:48 AM LordErnie
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** A heavily wounded, likely dying Finch doesn't appreciate the Machines's DramaticPause.
-->'''The Machine:''' So much death, so much of it senseless. Nothing seemed to answer the question. And then I hear something, I don't remember where. Something that made sense of it to me...
-->'''Finch''': [[DeadpanSnarker The suspense is]] [[GallowsHumor killing me.]]
4th Aug '16 1:34:39 PM Uchronic
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***If you listen closely, on that line, Finch [[GotMeDoingIt noticeably slips]] into Shaw's Texan accent.
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