History Funny / PersonOfInterest

5th Oct '17 3:41:34 PM Lightning4119
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** The attractive woman in Finch's class obviously thinking she can [[SextraCredit solicit him for a better grade]], only to brusquely get up and leave the class when he informs everyone all grades are final.

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** "Detective Riley" AKA Reese now has an identity as a narcotics detective. After a bust, the beat cop that shows up to help reminds Reese that he needs to file a report for having fired his service weapon. Reese replies that it wasn't his weapon - and it wasn't, he used the guy who was about to shoot him to kneecap the other two.
** "Professor Whistler" teaching a class on "High Frequency Decision Making" in a lecture room built for two hundred people...that has maybe twelve students in it. One of whom is clearly on his phone.
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The attractive woman in Finch's class obviously thinking she can [[SextraCredit solicit him for a better grade]], only to brusquely get up and leave the class when he informs everyone all grades are final.
5th Oct '17 3:08:17 PM Lightning4119
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** Root's hacker team consists of [[Recap/PersonOfInterestS03E16 Daniel Casey]] and [[Recap/PersonOfInterestS03E06 Jason Greenfield]]. Casey is...less than thrilled when he spots Reese.
-->'''Casey''': You're that government hitman [[ItMakesSenseInContext that made me pull out my molars!]]\\
'''Greenfield''': That's messed up.\\
'''Reese''': Relax, Casey, I'm retired. ''[Casey doesn't look any less scared]''
** Reese and Shaw arguing with Hersh over trust issues.
-->'''Hersh''': Why would I trust you?\\
'''Reese''': [[IfIWantedYouDead I haven't shot you yet, and you did try to kill me.]]\\
'''Shaw''': Well he ''did'' kill me.\\
'''Hersh''': [[JustFollowingOrders Those were my orders.]] Besides, you got me back, Shaw.\\
'''Shaw''': Oh, not even close! I drugged you! I left you with your heart still beating!\\
'''Hersh''': I think we're getting off topic...



'''Shaw:''' Alright, here's the plan: I'm gonna drive, Reese sits in the back, while you [Hersh] ride shotgun. Agreed?

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'''Shaw:''' Alright, Okay, here's the plan: deal: I'm gonna drive, Reese sits in the back, while you [Hersh] ride shotgun. Agreed?



** Shaw realizes she needs a method of transportation. Cue Hersh simply firing in the air and stealing a terrified passerby's bike unceremoniously. This is even funnier when you realize this is a CallBack to how he got himself in jail to get to Reese. So it seems like Hersh's [[YourAnswerToEverything answer for everything]] is to just shoot into the air.

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** Shaw realizes she needs a method of transportation. Cue Hersh simply firing in the air and stealing a terrified passerby's bike bicycle unceremoniously. This is even funnier when you realize this is a CallBack to how he got himself in jail to get to Reese. So it seems like Hersh's [[YourAnswerToEverything answer for everything]] is to just shoot into the air.air.
-->'''Hersh''': You know how to ride one of these things?\\
'''Shaw''': You got a way about you, Hersh.\\
'''Hersh''': Be good, Shaw.
28th Sep '17 5:26:01 PM Lightning4119
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** Reese tackles a mook out of a window [[spoiler:and down a four story drop. Shaw and Fusco are completely lost for words]]

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** Reese tackles a mook out of a window [[spoiler:and down a four story drop. Shaw and Fusco are completely lost for words]]words.]] Bonus points, a moment later Reese gets up as if nothing happened, looks up at Shaw and Fusco, and shrugs like it's no big deal.
-->'''Fusco''': Hope that guy has health insurance.


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** During the climax, Fusco and Reese face off against mooks from the Foreign Legion. They've taken down all but one (with some help from Shaw), who draws a knife on Reese. In what is almost certainly a ShoutOut, [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Reese calmly draws his gun and kneecaps the guy with a look that screams "what were you expecting?"]]
28th Sep '17 4:49:11 PM Lightning4119
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'''Reese''': [[CallBack Subway, thugs...]][[Recap/PersonOfInterest0101 kinda reminds me of the first time we met!]]

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'''Reese''': [[CallBack Subway, thugs...]][[Recap/PersonOfInterest0101 ]][[Recap/PersonOfInterestS01E01 kinda reminds me of the first time we met!]]
28th Sep '17 4:48:37 PM Lightning4119
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-->'''Fusco:'''I don't care who you are. You break into my house again, you're gonna be sorry.\\
'''Shaw:'''I'm already sorry. I'm gonna have to listen to your whiny ass all the way to Queens.\\
'''Fusco:'''Me? You know the dog's the only one that likes you, right?

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-->'''Fusco:'''I -->'''Fusco:''' I don't care who you are. You break into my house again, you're gonna be sorry.\\
'''Shaw:'''I'm '''Shaw:''' I'm already sorry. I'm gonna have to listen to your whiny ass all the way to Queens.\\
'''Fusco:'''Me? '''Fusco:''' Me? You know the dog's the only one that likes you, right?


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** Reese finds out from Finch that the Machine has given ''his'' number.
-->'''Carter''': Something wrong?\\
'''Reese''': ''[gives her an uncomfortable smile]'' No more than usual.


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** When the episode comes back, [[BattleDiscretionShot all the thugs are unconscious]], and Reese is smiling.
-->'''Carter''': ''[kicks a mook in the head as she passes]'' Something funny?\\
'''Reese''': [[CallBack Subway, thugs...]][[Recap/PersonOfInterest0101 kinda reminds me of the first time we met!]]
26th Sep '17 6:14:36 AM hitmonkey
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** Believeing Reese is a cop the bad guys try to bribe him into letting them kill Leon.
-->'''Reese:'''"You know, the guy who owned this badge would probably have accepted that deal. But I'm not him."
-->'''Leon:'''"So who are you?"
-->'''Reese:'''"The guy who shot him and stole his badge."
14th Sep '17 1:17:57 PM Lightning4119
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** From the beginning of the episode, when Finch and Reese foil an attempted theft at the veterinarian's, with Bear's help:
-->'''Dr. Jensen:''' I don't know how to thank you.
-->''[beat]''
-->'''Finch:''' One of those expensive chew toys you have for sale at reception would help.

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** From the beginning of the episode, when Finch and Reese foil an attempted theft at the veterinarian's, with Bear's help:
help. Bonus points for Bear ''faking an illness'' to sell their cover:
-->'''Dr. Jensen''': WhoAreYou?\\
'''Finch''': We're merely a couple of [[RunningGag concerned dog owners,]] Dr. Jensen]\\
'''Dr.
Jensen:''' I don't know how to thank you.
-->''[beat]''
-->'''Finch:'''
you.\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Finch:'''
One of those expensive chew toys you have for sale at reception would help.



-->'''Root''': Sorry about that.
-->'''Shaw''': Which part, the tasing, the drugging or whatever this is?
-->'''Root''': I had to make sure you'd hear me out. She needs our help and...I figured you wouldn't come willingly.

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-->'''Root''': Sorry about that.
-->'''Shaw''':
that.\\
'''Shaw''':
Which part, the tasing, the drugging or whatever this is?
-->'''Root''':
is?\\
'''Root''':
I had to make sure you'd hear me out. She needs our help and...I figured you wouldn't come willingly.
12th Sep '17 10:13:33 PM Lightning4119
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** With a little help from Fusco, Finch makes some fake fingertips that'll get Shaw and the Number past a biometric fingerprint security lock.
-->'''Finch''': ''[over the radio]'' Oh, don't forget to give each finger a good lick before you scan them!\\
'''Shaw''': ''[[[{{Beat}} long, long pause]]]'' [[FlatWhat Excuse me?]]
7th Sep '17 8:17:40 PM hitmonkey
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29th Aug '17 4:12:53 PM SomberCaelifera
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** He once listed what each member of Team Machine smells like:
*** "Lady Talking to Herself" (Root), nail polish and apples.
***"Bespectacled Man" (Finch), green tea and wool.
***"Hammer Lady" (Shaw), tequila and steak.
***"Tall Man" (Reese), [[BreadEggsMilkSquick gunpowder and regret.]]
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