History Funny / PersonOfInterest

10th Feb '16 6:04:44 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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** Collier making his case before the court has this little nugget embedded in it: --> '''Collier:''' I have here more than 300 pages documenting illegal wiretaps, recordings, and assassinations carried out by Northern Lights, all using information from something called Research, and all within a two-week time period. Now, ''no'' bureaucracy moves that fast.
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%%* The Season 3 gag reel:
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%%* * The Season 3 gag reel:reel: ** During a scene from "The Devil's Share", Sarah Shahi stands [[TheComicallySerious completely still]] as Kevin Chapman repeatedly flubs his lines. ** Reese and Shaw getting out of the taxi trunk in "Beta". Sarah makes it out just fine, but Jim loses his grip and falls back in. ** The Decima mook from "RAM" who [[DrivenToSuicide kills himself]] by [[DestinationDefenestration going through a window]]. Instead of the pane shattering, it dislodges completely out of its frame without breaking. ** While filming the motorcycle scene from "Death Benefit", Amy Acker accidentally puts her helmet on backwards. The way she grabs her helmet upon realizing her mistake is a rare example of OhCrap ''without'' a facial expression involved. ** Root confronting Greer with Bear in the subway at the end of "Allegiance". Boker's reaction at the end really makes this one hilarious: -->'''Greer:''' Perhaps you and I have more in common than you think.\\ '''Root:''' I don't think so.\\ '''Subway Intercom:''' [[AC:The next uptown express 5 train...]] ** During "4C", Reese pulls out a phone to call Finch, but Jim holds it backwards, with the screen facing out. ** "Mors Praematura", when Root is imprisoned in the Faraday cage: -->'''Michael Emerson:''' There are more comfortable chairs, if you'd rather... ''[sounds of metal clinking]'' Oh, it freaking locked. ** Sarah Shahi: "Everything I have I owe to spaghetti." ** In the diner during "Beta": -->'''Jim:''' ''[pointing at his co-stars]'' Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. ''[EvilLaugh]'' Maniacal laugh! ** Grauber's Boker is a little too energetic during a subway sequence from "Allegiance". Amy has to run to keep up with him. ** From the start of "Allegiance": Reese and Finch are cleaning up the books Bear knocked down. A book Michael put back on the shelf falls off and [[AmusingInjuries hits him on the head]].
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%% %% Add examples in order of appearance on the gag reel, not by the episode they originate from. %%

** Jim is standing on the street, and a FedEx van stops in front of the camera. His response:
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** Jim is standing on the street, and a FedEx [=FedEx=] van stops in front of the camera. His response:

'''Shaw:''' What kind of kid uses counter-surveillance tactics!?
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'''Shaw:''' What kind of a weird-ass kid uses counter-surveillance countersurveillance tactics!?

'''Finch:''' ''(OhCrap face)'' Miss Shaw?\\ '''Shaw:''' ''(Smiling)'' What, Finch? You think I didn't bug your office?\\ Finch looks around his office warily.
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'''Finch:''' ''(OhCrap face)'' Miss ''[OhCrap face]'' Ms. Shaw?\\ '''Shaw:''' ''(Smiling)'' ''[Smiling]'' What, Finch? You think I didn't bug your office?\\ Finch ''[Finch looks around his office warily.warily]''

-->'''Finch:''' Now, about that bug in my library..\\
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-->'''Finch:''' Now, about that bug in my library..library...\\

-->'''Gen''': "I thought you [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} might be a robot]]..."
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-->'''Gen''': "I thought you [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} might be a robot]]..."

* "Mors Praematura"
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* "Mors Praematura"Praematura":

* "The Perfect Mark"
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* "The Perfect Mark"Mark":

* "Endgame"
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* "Endgame""Endgame":

* The Crossing: ** "You know, the dog's the only one that likes you."
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* The Crossing: "The Crossing": ** "You know, Fusco threatening Shaw for breaking into his house: -->'''Fusco:'''I don't care who you are. You break into my house again, you're gonna be sorry.\\ '''Shaw:'''I'm already sorry. I'm gonna have to listen to your whiny ass all the way to Queens.\\ '''Fusco:'''Me? You know the dog's the only one that likes you."you, right? ** Later, when Shaw is on the phone with Finch while in Fusco's car: -->'''Fusco:''' Is that Glasses? Tell him this is the last time I chauffeur your ass.

-->'''Mook:''' That's a nice suit. Maybe we'll bury you in it. -->'''Reese:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Too bad. I just had it cleaned.]]
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-->'''Mook:''' That's a nice suit. Maybe we'll bury you in it. -->'''Reese:''' it.\\ '''Reese:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Too bad. I just had it cleaned.]]

--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Simmons]]:''' ''[cracks open a cookie and [[PokeThePoodle throws the crumbs at Fusco]]]'' "You will be unusually successful at your career." Y'know, I don't think that one's true. ''[tosses the paper away and cracks open another]'' "A thrilling time is in your future." We're getting close now. ''[cracks open [[RuleOfThree a third]]]'' Ah, here we go: "Tell your friends what they wanna know, or they will break you apart limb from limb." That's more like it. ** Finch walks up to an HR mook. -->'''Finch:''' Officer Simmons said you might be in need of my assistance. -->'''Mook:''' Yeah? Who are you? -->'''Finch:''' I'm the guy that's gonna catch you when you fall. ''[Taser buzzing, man slumps to floor]'' [[ApologisesALot Sorry, I'm not very good at this.]] * "The Devil's Share" ** The shot of [[spoiler: Finch, Shaw Fusco and Root]] crammed into Harold's Lincoln is a sight to behold.
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--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker -->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Simmons]]:''' ''[cracks open a cookie and [[PokeThePoodle throws the crumbs at Fusco]]]'' "You will be unusually successful at your career." Y'know, I don't think that one's true. ''[tosses the paper away and cracks open another]'' "A thrilling time is in your future." We're getting close now. ''[cracks open [[RuleOfThree a third]]]'' Ah, here we go: "Tell your friends what they wanna know, or they will break you apart limb from limb." That's more like it. ** Finch walks up to an HR mook. mook: -->'''Finch:''' Officer Simmons said you might be in need of my assistance. -->'''Mook:''' assistance.\\ '''Mook:''' Yeah? Who are you? -->'''Finch:''' you?\\ '''Finch:''' I'm the guy that's gonna catch you when you fall. ''[Taser buzzing, man slumps to floor]'' [[ApologisesALot Sorry, I'm not very good at this.]] * "The Devil's Share" Share": ** The shot of [[spoiler: Finch, Shaw Fusco [[spoiler:Finch, Shaw, Fusco, and Root]] all crammed into Harold's Lincoln is a sight to behold.

** When they get out, Fusco is extremely skeptical of Root's abilities. With the Machine's help, she lists the change from his morning coffee run, the picture of his father back at Fusco's house and even tells him where his name came from completely freaking out Fusco.
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** When they get out, Fusco is extremely skeptical of Root's abilities. With the Machine's help, she lists the change from his morning coffee run, the picture of his father back at Fusco's house and even tells him where his name came from from, completely freaking out Fusco.

** BlackComedy courtesy of Shaw's detachedness:
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** BlackComedy courtesy of Shaw's detachedness:detachedness in a flashback:

* "Lethe"
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* "Lethe""Lethe":

* "Aletheia" ** Shaw's immortal line.
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* "Aletheia" "Aletheia": ** Shaw's immortal line.line:

-->'''Finch''': Did you make a backup [of Samaritan]? -->''[Arthur is silent, with a vacant look]'' -->'''Shaw''': Save it, Harold. He's closed for business. -->'''Arthur''': ''[side eye glance at Shaw]'' Of course I made a backup. It's just that woman seemed quite dangerous, so I played the tumor card. It was a ruse, remembering to forget. -->'''Shaw''': You're growing on me, Arthur. -->'''Arthur''': ''[surprised look at Shaw]'' Who are you? -->'''Shaw''': ''[smile drops]'' ...never mind.
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-->'''Finch''': Did you make a backup [of Samaritan]? -->''[Arthur Samaritan]?\\ ''[Arthur is silent, with a vacant look]'' -->'''Shaw''': look]''\\ '''Shaw''': Save it, Harold. He's closed for business. -->'''Arthur''': business.\\ '''Arthur''': ''[side eye glance at Shaw]'' Of course I made a backup. It's just that woman seemed quite dangerous, so I played the tumor card. [[ObfuscatingStupidity It was a ruse, remembering to forget. -->'''Shaw''': forget]].\\ '''Shaw''': ''[smiles]'' You're growing on me, Arthur. -->'''Arthur''': Arthur.\\ '''Arthur''': ''[surprised look at Shaw]'' Who are you? -->'''Shaw''': you?\\ '''Shaw''': ''[smile drops]'' ...never mind.

* "4C"
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* "4C""4C":

--->'''Owen:''' Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but who the hell are you?\\
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--->'''Owen:''' -->'''Owen:''' Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but who the hell are you?\\

--->'''Finch''': Would it be too much to ask you to snap a twig?\\
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--->'''Finch''': -->'''Finch''': Would it be too much to ask you to snap a twig?\\

--->'''Owen''': Going through people's stuff? That's not cool, what are you looking for?\\ '''Reese''': A safety razor, maybe. Hair spray.\\ '''Owen''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Dude, your hair looks fine]]. That salt and pepper thing's like catnip to soccer moms. Go ''au naturel''.\\
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--->'''Owen''': -->'''Owen''': Going through people's stuff? That's not cool, what are you looking for?\\ '''Reese''': '''Reese:''' A safety razor, maybe. Hair spray.\\ '''Owen''': '''Owen:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Dude, your hair looks fine]]. That salt and pepper thing's like catnip to soccer moms. Go ''au naturel''.\\

---> '''Finch:''' I'm only rated for props!
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---> --> '''Finch:''' I'm only rated for props!

* "Provenance"
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* "Provenance""Provenance":

* "Last Call"
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* "Last Call"Call":

-->'''Dillinger:''' It's not good for you to be in here all day by yourself, Harold. You ever think about getting a dog?
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-->'''Dillinger:''' It's not good for you to be in here all day by yourself, Harold. You ever think about [[CallForward getting a dog?dog]]?

-->'''Daniel Casey:''' This is an original edition of Shannon and Weaver's ''Mathematical Theory of Communication.'' This is... -->'''Finch:''' I believe the word you're looking for is "rad."
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-->'''Daniel Casey:''' This is an original edition of Shannon and Weaver's ''Mathematical Theory of Communication.'' This is... -->'''Finch:''' is...\\ '''[[SophisticatedAsHell Finch]]:''' I believe the word you're looking for is "rad."

* "/" (originally titled "Root Path"):
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* "/" (originally titled "Root Path"):("[[NoPronunciationGuide Root Path]]"):

-->(In the NYPD station) -->'''Fusco:''' Nobody's taking this guy from me without a big fat federal warrant, you got that?\\ (Root promptly whips out a thick blue packet) -->(later) -->'''Fusco:''' (to Reese) She had a warrant--a real one. What was I supposed to say? "Sorry, boss, Agent King is actually a superpowered nutball. Just ask my buddy, the urban legend."
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-->(In -->''[In the NYPD station) -->'''Fusco:''' station]''\\ '''Fusco:''' Nobody's taking this guy from me without a big fat federal warrant, you got that?\\ (Root ''[Root promptly whips out a thick blue packet) -->(later) -->'''Fusco:''' (to Reese) packet]''\\ ''[later]''\\ '''Reese:''' You let her ''what!?''\\ '''Fusco:''' She had a warrant--a real one. What was I supposed to say? "Sorry, boss, Agent King is actually a superpowered nutball. Just ask my buddy, the urban legend."

** Reese tackles a mook out of a window [[spoiler: and down a four story drop. Shaw and Fusco are completely lost for words]]
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** Reese tackles a mook out of a window [[spoiler: and [[spoiler:and down a four story drop. Shaw and Fusco are completely lost for words]]

--->"Are you gonna cry?" * "Most Likely To..."
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--->"Are -->''"Are you gonna cry?" cry?"'' * "Most Likely To..."":

-->'''Shaw:''' Is it just me, or is it getting harder to tell all the tourists apart? -->'''Reese:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Don't appreciate visitors, Shaw?]] -->'''Shaw:''' [[LittleMissSnarker I don't appreciate their fanny packs.]]
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-->'''Shaw:''' Is it just me, or is it getting harder to tell all the tourists apart? -->'''Reese:''' apart?\\ '''Reese:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Don't appreciate visitors, Shaw?]] -->'''Shaw:''' Shaw?]]\\ '''Shaw:''' [[LittleMissSnarker I don't appreciate their fanny packs.]]

-->'''Shaw:''' Is that why you had us dress up, Harold? An evening at the theater? -->'''Finch:''' If you keep an open mind, Miss Shaw, you might actually enjoy yourself. -->'''Shaw:''' What's the show? -->'''Finch:''' ''(hesitates)'' Theatre/MammaMia -->''(Reese and Shaw look distinctly unimpressed)''
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-->'''Shaw:''' Is that why you had us dress up, Harold? An evening at the theater? -->'''Finch:''' theater?\\ '''Finch:''' If you keep an open mind, Miss Ms. Shaw, you might actually enjoy yourself. -->'''Shaw:''' yourself.\\ '''Shaw:''' What's the show? -->'''Finch:''' ''(hesitates)'' Theatre/MammaMia -->''(Reese show?\\ '''Finch:''' ''[hesitates]'' Theatre/MammaMia\\ ''[Reese and Shaw look distinctly unimpressed)''unimpressed]''

--->'''Shaw:''' You leaked our location to Vigilance!?\\ '''Root:''' For a good cause. * "Death Benefit"
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--->'''Shaw:''' -->'''Shaw:''' You leaked our location to Vigilance!?\\ '''Root:''' For a good cause. * "Death Benefit"Benefit":

** Root rides up on a motorcycle. She and Shaw have this exchange. -->Root: Hey, kids. You miss me between drug deals? -->Shaw: Yeah. I miss you like I miss an intestinal parasite. -->Root: I love your similes. * "Beta"
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** Root rides up on a motorcycle. She and Shaw have this exchange. -->Root: exchange: -->'''Root:''' Hey, kids. You miss me between drug deals? -->Shaw: deals?\\ '''Shaw:''' Yeah. I miss you like I miss an intestinal parasite. -->Root: parasite.\\ '''Root:''' I love your similes. * "Beta""Beta":

-->'''Root:''' In evidence locker 7-7-9-B, there's a coil of copper wire. In 4-4-3-A, there's a pair of needle-nosed pliers. I need them, a roll of duct tape, and an extension cord. -->'''Fusco:''' Oh, is that all, Cocoa Puffs? -->''[Root nods and saucily winks at the security camera after Fusco leaves]''
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-->'''Root:''' In evidence locker 7-7-9-B, there's a coil of copper wire. In 4-4-3-A, there's a pair of needle-nosed pliers. I need them, a roll of duct tape, and an extension cord. -->'''Fusco:''' cord.\\ '''Fusco:''' Oh, is that all, Cocoa Puffs? -->''[Root Puffs?\\ ''[Root nods and saucily winks at the security camera after Fusco leaves]''

-->'''Shaw:''' You sure we're safe here? -->'''Root:''' From everything but the coffee. -->''[Shaw does a small SpitTake back into her cup and hastily puts it down]''
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-->'''Shaw:''' You sure we're safe here? -->'''Root:''' here?\\ '''Root:''' From everything but the coffee. -->''[Shaw coffee.\\ ''[Shaw does a small SpitTake back into her cup and hastily puts it down]''

* "A House Divided"
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* "A House Divided"Divided":

--> '''Finch''' [[spoiler:(after being shot and patched up by Reese)]]: Why would you ever choose a career where this is an occupational hazard? --> '''Reese''': Well. I tried to quit, [[DeadpanSnarker but some jackass]] [[CallBack told me I needed a purpose.]]
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--> '''Finch''' -->'''Finch''' [[spoiler:(after being shot and patched up by Reese)]]: Why would you ever choose a career where this is an occupational hazard? --> hazard?\\ '''Reese''': Well. I tried to quit, [[DeadpanSnarker but some jackass]] [[CallBack told me I needed a purpose.]]

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--> '''Finch''' [[spoiler:(after being shot and patched up by Reese)]]: Why would you ever choose a career where this is an occupational hazard? --> '''Reese''': Well. I tried to quit, [[DeadpanSnarker but some jackass]] [[CallBack told me I needed a purpose.]]%%* The Season 3 gag reel:
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-->'''Nelson''': Have I mentioned that my eyesight is starting to fail? *[[FreudianThreat aims gun]]*
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-->'''Nelson''': Have I mentioned that my eyesight is starting to fail? failing? *[[FreudianThreat aims gun]]*

* "I've lost people. So when I care about someone, I put a tracking device on them." * In "God Mode", [[spoiler: the rebooted Machine]] sends Reese and Shaw on various live-saving errands before they can rescue Finch. One of which is an angry man pointing a gun at his ex and her new husband at their wedding. They drive up, Reese shoots him in the arm, and then congratulates the couple before driving off.
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* "Zero Day": ** "I've lost people. people before. So when I care about someone, I put plant a tracking device on them." * In "God Mode", [[spoiler: the rebooted Machine]] Mode": ** The Machine, [[spoiler:after rebooting]], sends Reese and Shaw on various live-saving errands before they can rescue Finch. One of which is an angry man [[IfICantHaveYou pointing a gun at his ex and her new husband at their wedding.wedding]]. They drive up, Reese shoots him in the arm, and then congratulates the couple before driving off.

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* The Season 2 gag reel: %% %% Add examples in order of appearance on the gag reel, not by the episode they originate from. %% ** Taraji P. Henson goes berserk in response to a bug flying in her face. ** Reese and Stanton in a "Prisoner's Dilemma" flashback: -->'''Reese:''' ''[holding a glass bottle]'' It's my first triple homicide. ''[puts the bottle on a table and pushes it out of sight of the camera]'' Didn't know I was supposed to prepare jokes-- ''[sound of glass shattering; Jim cringes]'' ** Jim and Taraji outside at night: -->'''Taraji:''' [[Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist Jesus]], can you make the wind stop blowing? ''[they laugh]'' Turn the heat up a bit? ** Jim and Michael during the graveyard scene in "Relevance": -->'''Michael:''' ''[sniffles]'' I can't feel my face. ** Jim is standing on the street, and a FedEx van stops in front of the camera. His response: -->''"Oh my gosh, I'm doing my best acting right now!"'' ** Kevin Chapman walking through the 8th while on his phone: -->''"Never question the powers of the Fusco."'' ** In the library, Michael throws a tennis ball for Graubaer's Boker to fetch. Boker ''knocks it into the air with his front paws like a volleyball'' and it hits the camera.
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-->'''Reese''': "[He's] very manipulative. ''Secretive.'' We've had some personality conflicts."\\ '''Andrea''': "I take it he has a lot of money?"\\ '''Reese''': "He's one of those rich loner types. The kind you'd call strange if he didn't have so much cash, so instead he's.... eccentric."\\
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-->'''Reese''': -->'''Reese:''' "[He's] very manipulative. ''Secretive.'' We've had some personality conflicts."\\ '''Andrea''': '''Andrea:''' "I take it he has a lot of money?"\\ '''Reese''': '''Reese:''' "He's one of those rich loner types. The kind you'd call strange if he didn't have so much cash, so instead he's.... eccentric."\\

'''Finch:''' She was in imminent danger of kidnapping.
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'''Finch:''' She was in imminent danger of kidnapping.\\

-->'''Cashier''': "Congratulations! Is it your first?"\\
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-->'''Cashier''': -->'''Cashier:''' "Congratulations! Is it your first?"\\

-->'''Reese''': ''[Points at father] "Da-da?" [Points at son] "Or da-da?"''
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-->'''Reese''': -->'''Reese:''' ''[Points at father] father]'' "Da-da?" [Points ''[Points at son] son]'' "Or da-da?"''da-da?"

--->'''Finch''': How about a delicious bottle?\\ '''Reese''': Finch, are you there?
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--->'''Finch''': -->'''Finch:''' How about a delicious bottle?\\ '''Reese''': '''Reese:''' Finch, are you there?

-->'''Finch''': We have to keep a closer eye on Jordan.\\ '''Reese''': "Jordan?" You're on a first name basis now?\\ '''Finch''': No, I'm just tired of using pronouns.
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-->'''Finch''': -->'''Finch:''' We have to keep a closer eye on Jordan.\\ '''Reese''': '''Reese:''' "Jordan?" You're on a first name basis now?\\ '''Finch''': '''Finch:''' No, I'm just just...tired of using pronouns.

-->'''Harold''': ''[to Fusco]'' Want to hack the Pentagon?
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-->'''Harold''': -->'''Finch:''' ''[to Fusco]'' Want to hack the Pentagon?

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-->'''Harold''': ''[to Fusco]'' Want to hack * The Season 1 gag reel: %% %% Add examples in order of appearance on the Pentagon?gag reel, not by the episode they originate from. %% ** A scene in "Get Carter" where Reese gets in a car and backs it out of a shop. Jim puts it in the wrong gear and drives forward instead. ** Interrogating the German intelligence agent in "Foe": -->'''Fusco:''' We know you're German intel. We know a lot.\\ '''German Agent:''' If that's all you know, ''polizei'', then you don't know very much.\\ '''Fusco:''' Yeah, tell me about your geriatric homicidal ''[SoundEffectBleep]'' mamalook!\\ ''[the agent, Kevin Chapman, and Taraji P. Henson all {{corps|ing}}e'' ** Reese introducing himself to Charlie Burton in "Witness". What makes this one even more hilarious is that Jim never breaks out of Reese's subdued voice while saying it. Enrico Colantoni ''struggles'' to not crack up himself at the end: -->'''Reese:''' My name is John. ''[holds out his hand]''\\ '''Burton:''' ''[shakes Reese's hand]'' Thank you for saving my ass, John.\\ '''Reese:''' It's no problem. You got a nice ass; I've been checking it out. ** Jim smoothing over the German agent's hair during filming of a fight scene in "Foe".
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-->'''Fusco:''' Even for you, stabbing a senior would be a new low. -->'''Shaw:''' You don't know that.
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** [[BlackHumor Kara and Reese's looks of bewilderment]] after the Decima agent they were torturing [[SuicidePact flings himself out of a window to avoid talking.]]
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** [[BlackHumor [[BlackComedy Kara and Reese's looks of bewilderment]] after the Decima agent they were torturing [[SuicidePact flings himself out of a window to avoid talking.]]

** Everything Root does is a mixture of awesome and funny. Example:
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** Everything Root does is a mixture of awesome and funny. Example:Some examples:

* "Deus Ex Machina": Just because it's a WhamEpisode doesn't mean there can't be a few moments of levity here and there:
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* "Deus Ex Machina": Just because it's a WhamEpisode [[WhamEpisode really bleak]] doesn't mean there can't be a few moments of levity here and there:

** Shaw realizes she needs a method of transportation. Cue Hersh simply firing in the air and stealing a terrified passerby's bike unceremoniously. This is even funnier when you realize this is a CallBack to how he got himself in jail to get to Reese. So it seems like Hersh's answer for anything is to just shoot into the air.
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** Shaw realizes she needs a method of transportation. Cue Hersh simply firing in the air and stealing a terrified passerby's bike unceremoniously. This is even funnier when you realize this is a CallBack to how he got himself in jail to get to Reese. So it seems like Hersh's [[YourAnswerToEverything answer for anything everything]] is to just shoot into the air.

--->'''Reese:''' The Machine sent us here for a reason.\\ '''Fusco:''' ...machine?\\ '''Reese:''' Nevermind. ** Pure BlackComedy, but after Hersh and Reese split up to search the courthouse, both telling the other to call if they get in over their head: --->'''Hersh:''' ...I think I'm in over my head.\\ '''Reese:''' ''[exchanging fire with Vigilance soldiers]'' I've got a bit of trouble here, too.\\ '''Hersh:''' Unless you've found a bomb wired to blow once the power gets turned back on, I think I've got you beat. ** During the aforementioned firefight, Bear retrieves a fallen Vigilance pistol for Reese.
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--->'''Reese:''' -->'''Reese:''' Vigilance caused the blackout. They set up a {{kangaroo court}} to go after anyone tied to The Machine sent us here for a reason.Machine.\\ '''Fusco:''' ...machine?\\ '''Reese:''' Nevermind. What machine? ** Pure BlackComedy, but after Hersh and Reese split up to search the courthouse, both telling the other to call if they get in over their head: --->'''Hersh:''' ...head, Hersh finds something ''[[FromBadToWorse very bad]]'': -->'''Hersh:''' [[OhCrap Oh, dear...]] ''[calls Reese]'' I think I'm I might be in over my head.\\ '''Reese:''' ''[exchanging fire with Vigilance soldiers]'' I've got [[KindaBusyHere I'm a bit of trouble here, too.little busy myself]].\\ '''Hersh:''' Unless you've found you're looking at a big-ass bomb wired to blow once when the power gets turned comes back on, I ''I think I've got you beat. I win''. ** During the aforementioned firefight, Bear [[GoFetch retrieves a fallen Vigilance pistol pistol]] for Reese.

-->'''WHAT''' -->'''ARE''' -->'''YOUR''' -->'''COMMANDS''' -->'''?'''
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-->'''WHAT''' -->'''ARE''' -->'''YOUR''' -->'''COMMANDS''' -->'''?'''-->'''WHAT'''\\ '''ARE'''\\ '''YOUR'''\\ '''COMMANDS'''\\ '''?'''

** Since Reese is still tied to a chair and can't answer his phone, The Machine ''faxes'' the "God Mode" combat advice he needs to free himself to the bank, correctly predicting that he'll get the message because Dominic and Floyd will read the document out loud.
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** Since Reese is still tied to a chair and can't answer his phone, The Machine ''faxes'' sends the "God Mode" combat advice he needs to free himself to the bank, bank via ''fax machine'', correctly predicting that he'll get the message because Dominic and Floyd will read the document out loud.

---> ''I know where the bugs are, Bespectacled Man. But I will not tell. No matter how much you inflict belly rubs on me.''
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---> --> ''I know where the bugs are, Bespectacled Man. But I will not tell. No matter how much you inflict belly rubs on me.''

* One promotional video has Finch and Reese [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_tIzCQvrmI meets]] [[Series/{{Elementary}} Sherlock and Joan]].
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* One promotional co-promotional video has Finch and Reese [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_tIzCQvrmI meets]] meeting]] [[Series/{{Elementary}} Sherlock and Joan]].

[''Reese stares at Finch incredulously for a {{Beat}}'']\\
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[''Reese ''[Reese stares at Finch incredulously for a {{Beat}}'']\\{{Beat}}]''\\
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* From the pilot: Reese walks in on a gun buy and asks those involved if they've taken a firearms safety course. --> '''Reese:''' Take you, for instance. [[GangstaStyle You're holding the gun sideways. You can't aim it, and two, it'll eject the cartridge right into your face.]]
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* From the pilot: pilot: ** Reese walks in on a gun buy and asks those involved if they've taken a firearms safety course. --> '''Reese:''' -->'''Reese:''' Take you, for instance. [[GangstaStyle You're holding the gun sideways. You can't aim it, and two, it'll eject the cartridge right into your face.]]

---> '''Reese:''' You should call the police. And a good divorce lawyer.
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---> '''Reese:''' --->'''Reese:''' You should call the police. And a good divorce lawyer.

---> "The entire department would be overhauled. Some employees would be transferred, some would be promoted. ''[looks at the {{Jerkass}} supervisor]'' Some would be fired."
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---> "The --->"The entire department would be overhauled. Some employees would be transferred, some would be promoted. ''[looks at the {{Jerkass}} supervisor]'' Some would be fired."

* In "Witness", Reese wonders if one of the POI's students intends to harm him. --> '''Reese:''' "You know teaching can be a dangerous profession." --> '''Finch:''' "Yes, I imagine espionage was a much safer choice, Mr. Reese." --> '''Reese:''' [smirks] * In "Super" Reese and Finch hack into the all the wireless networks in an apartment building so they can spy on the residents, one of whom is a young female doing yoga in full view of her webcam. In her underwear. She's... "healthy." Cue ''hilarious'' synchronized [[HeadTiltinglyKinky headtilt]]. ** Also from "Super"--Three words: "Use the cushion!"
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* In "Witness", "Witness": ** Reese wonders if one of the POI's students intends to harm him. --> '''Reese:''' -->'''Reese:''' "You know teaching can be a dangerous profession." --> '''Finch:''' -->'''Finch:''' "Yes, I imagine espionage was a much safer choice, Mr. Reese." --> '''Reese:''' [smirks] -->''[Reese smirks]'' * In "Super" "Super": ** Reese and Finch hack into the all the wireless networks in an apartment building so they can spy on the residents, one of whom is a young female doing yoga in full view of her webcam. In her underwear. She's... "healthy." Cue ''hilarious'' synchronized [[HeadTiltinglyKinky headtilt]]. ** Also from "Super"--Three Three words: "Use the cushion!"

*** Towards the end of the episode Finch actually uses one of the moves, hitting a man in the eye with his thumb. He stares at his thumb for a second and then wipes it off, disgusted. * In "Legacy" Reese gets close to the lawyer he's investigating under the guise of suing his employer for work related injuries; she asks what his boss is like, and he proceeds to describe Finch (who he knows is listening in on the conversation) in unflattering terms. --> '''Reese''': "[He's] very manipulative. ''Secretive.'' We've had some personality conflicts." --> '''Andrea''': "I take it he has a lot of money?" --> '''Reese''': "He's one of those rich loner types. The kind you'd call strange if he didn't have so much cash, so instead he's.... eccentric." * In "Root Cause" a student at the public library spending time with a girl mistakes Finch and Zoe for a couple. --> ''"Nice work, dude!"''
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*** Towards At the end start of the episode episode's climax, Finch actually uses one of the moves, hitting a man in the eye with his thumb. He stares at his thumb for a second and then wipes it off, disgusted. * In "Legacy" "Legacy": ** Reese gets close to the lawyer he's investigating under the guise of suing his employer for work related injuries; she asks what his boss is like, and he proceeds to describe Finch (who he knows is listening in on the conversation) in unflattering terms. --> '''Reese''': -->'''Reese''': "[He's] very manipulative. ''Secretive.'' We've had some personality conflicts." --> "\\ '''Andrea''': "I take it he has a lot of money?" --> money?"\\ '''Reese''': "He's one of those rich loner types. The kind you'd call strange if he didn't have so much cash, so instead he's.... eccentric." "\\ ''[Finch smirks]'' * In "Root Cause" a Cause": ** A student at the public library spending time with a girl mistakes Finch and Zoe for a couple. --> ''"Nice -->''"Nice work, dude!"''

--> '''Carter:''' You know, I always pictured you in the back of my car. [[CasualKink In handcuffs.]] --> '''Reese:''' Well, to each his own.
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--> '''Carter:''' -->'''Carter:''' You know, I always pictured you in the back of my car. [[CasualKink In handcuffs.]] --> ]]\\ '''Reese:''' Well, to each his own.

* In "Baby Blue" Reese and Finch play daddy to a six month old.
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* In "Baby Blue" Blue": ** Reese and Finch play daddy to a six month old.

--->''"It's no wonder they never catch anybody with these things."'' ** Carter is exasperated when Finch, who is stocking up on baby supplies at the time, tells her that he kidnapped the baby because "she was in imminent danger of kidnapping." -->'''Finch''': A baby went missing from a clinic in Washington Heights last night.\\ '''Carter''': Missing? It was stolen. By some weird-looking... [realizes] No. You didn't.
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--->''"It's -->'''Finch:''' It's no wonder they never catch anybody with these things."'' things. ** Carter is exasperated when Finch, who is stocking up on baby supplies at the time, tells her that he kidnapped the baby because "she was in imminent danger of kidnapping." -->'''Finch''': baby: -->'''Finch:''' A baby went missing from a clinic in Washington Heights last night.\\ '''Carter''': '''Carter:''' Missing? It was stolen. By some weird-looking... [realizes] ''[realizes]'' No. You didn't.\\ '''Finch:''' She was in imminent danger of kidnapping. '''Carter:''' So ''you'' kidnapped her!?

--> '''Cashier''': "Congratulations! Is it your first?" --> '''Finch''': [Frozen stare](and Carter has this "You're kidding me, right?" look on her face)
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--> '''Cashier''': -->'''Cashier''': "Congratulations! Is it your first?" --> '''Finch''': [Frozen stare](and first?"\\ ''[Finch has a frozen stare while Carter has this "You're kidding me, right?" look on her face)face]''

--> '''Reese''': ''[Points at father] "Da-da?" [Points at son] "Or da-da?"''
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--> '''Reese''': -->'''Reese''': ''[Points at father] "Da-da?" [Points at son] "Or da-da?"''

--->'''Finch''': How about a delicious bottle? --->'''Reese''': Finch, are you there? * In "Identity Crisis", Harold is obviously smitten with the female POI. --->'''Finch''': We have to keep a closer eye on Jordan. --->'''Reese''': "Jordan?" You're on a first name basis now? --->'''Finch''': No, I'm just tired of using pronouns.
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--->'''Finch''': How about a delicious bottle? --->'''Reese''': bottle?\\ '''Reese''': Finch, are you there? * In "Identity Crisis", Crisis": ** Harold is obviously smitten with the female POI. --->'''Finch''': -->'''Finch''': We have to keep a closer eye on Jordan. --->'''Reese''': Jordan.\\ '''Reese''': "Jordan?" You're on a first name basis now? --->'''Finch''': now?\\ '''Finch''': No, I'm just tired of using pronouns.

* In "No Good Deed", Henry Peck spends several minutes ranting about how he's discovered that the government is spying on the entire country, but we get don't see who he's talking to until the end: cut to a shot of Fusco glancing disinterestedly around the room before [[ComicallyMissingThePoint asking Peck if he wants a soda]]. * In "Firewall", Carter, Fusco and Reese are chasing a car full of HR officers, Reese tells Carter to slow down....and blows up the HR officers car with a bomb. He then nonchalantly suggests they buy a drink sometime while Carter and Fusco stare at the flaming vehicle dumbstruck. * In fact, any time Reese does something outrageously illegal in front of these two.
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* In "No Good Deed", Deed": ** Henry Peck spends several minutes ranting about how he's discovered that the government is spying on the entire country, but we get don't see who he's talking to until the end: cut to a shot of Fusco it's Fusco, glancing disinterestedly around the room before [[ComicallyMissingThePoint asking Peck if he wants a soda]]. * In "Firewall", "Firewall": ** Carter, Fusco and Reese are chasing a car full of HR officers, Reese tells Carter to slow down....and blows up the HR officers car with a bomb. He then nonchalantly suggests they buy a drink sometime while Carter and Fusco stare dumbstruck at the flaming vehicle dumbstruck. * vehicle. ** In fact, any time Reese does something outrageously illegal in front of these two.

* "The Contingency": Reese quieting AngryGuardDog Bear by speaking Dutch. (Video [[http://www.graubaers-boker.com/ here.]]) ** Finch's interactions with [[TeamPet said dog]] are half this and half heartwarming. In one instance, he makes the grave mistake of giving Bear a [[MostAnnoyingSound squeaky toy that annoys him to no end.]] How does he fix this? Remove the squeaker.
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* "The Contingency": Contingency": ** Reese quieting AngryGuardDog Bear by speaking Dutch. (Video [[http://www.graubaers-boker.com/ here.]]) ** Finch's interactions with [[TeamPet said dog]] are half this and half heartwarming. In one instance, he makes the grave mistake of giving Bear a [[MostAnnoyingSound squeaky toy that annoys him to no end.]] How does he fix this? Remove the squeaker.]])

--> '''Leon''': It's a sex thing. You got a problem with that? * In "Bad Code", some people have the [[SarcasmMode extremely smart]] idea of picking up a fight with [[{{Badass}} Reese]], and he [[CurbStompBattle handily defeats]] them. Cue the same people trying to pick up [[TooDumbToLive ANOTHER fight]] later: --> '''Man''': Time for a re-match, [[TemptingFate and don't you try to sucker punch me agai—]] -->([[CombatPragmatist Reese immediately sucker-punches him into submission]])
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--> '''Leon''': -->'''Leon:''' It's a sex thing. You got a problem with that? * In "Bad Code", some Code": ** Some people have the [[SarcasmMode extremely smart]] idea of picking up a fight with [[{{Badass}} Reese]], and he [[CurbStompBattle handily defeats]] them. Cue the same people trying to pick up [[TooDumbToLive ANOTHER fight]] later: --> '''Man''': -->'''Man:''' Time for a re-match, [[TemptingFate and don't you try to sucker punch me agai—]] -->([[CombatPragmatist agai—]]\\ ([[CombatPragmatist Reese immediately sucker-punches him into submission]])

** When Reese and Carter are in Texas they leave Fusco to look after Bear. When the two of them go on a stakeout Fusco is sitting in the passenger seat of the car and talking to Bear who's in the drivers seat. This is rather amusing from a meta point of view, Fusco is normally the PluckyComicRelief for either Reese or Carter so the implication is that with them out of town he's Bear's PluckyComicRelief. --> '''Hersh''': "That won't be a problem. Not exactly New York's finest working on this one." * From "Masquerade", this conversation between Carter and Reese. -->'''Reese:''' Why don't you wait in the car? -->'''Carter:''' *unimpressed* Why don't ''you'' wait in the car? -->'''Reese:''' Give me three and a half minutes. -->'''Carter:''' Oh, please. There are at least ten guys in there. -->'''Reese:''' [[OneManArmy ...Okay, four minutes.]] ** ...and later, after Carter shoots a member of the gang and saves Reese: -->'''Carter:''' [[ActionGirl I got bored sitting in the car.]] And it took you longer than four minutes. -->'''Reese:''' Well, this guy hit me over the head with a neon sign. Not very sportsmanlike, and none of them want to tell me where to find their pal Monty. -->'''Carter:''' Yeah, that's why you should ask them before you knock them out, John.
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** When Reese and Carter are in Texas they leave Fusco to look after Bear. When the two of them go on a stakeout Fusco is sitting in the passenger seat of the car and talking to Bear who's in the drivers seat. This is rather amusing from a meta point of view, Fusco is normally the PluckyComicRelief for either Reese or Carter so the implication is that with them out of town he's Bear's PluckyComicRelief. --> '''Hersh''': '''Hersh:''' "That won't be a problem. Not exactly New York's finest working on this one." ** When Reese and Carter are in Texas, they leave Fusco to look after Bear. When the two of them go on a stakeout, Fusco is sitting in the passenger seat of the car and talking to Bear, in the driver's seat. This is rather amusing from a meta point of view because Fusco is normally the PluckyComicRelief for either Reese or Carter, so the implication here is that with them out of town, he's Bear's PluckyComicRelief. * From "Masquerade", this "Masquerade": ** This conversation between Carter and Reese. -->'''Reese:''' Why don't you wait in the car? -->'''Carter:''' *unimpressed* car?\\ '''Carter:''' ''[unimpressed]'' Why don't ''you'' wait in the car? -->'''Reese:''' car?\\ '''Reese:''' Give me three and a half minutes. -->'''Carter:''' minutes.\\ '''Carter:''' Oh, please. There are at least ten guys in there. -->'''Reese:''' there.\\ '''Reese:''' [[OneManArmy ...Okay, four minutes.]] ** ...and later, ** Later, after Carter shoots a member of the gang and saves Reese: -->'''Carter:''' [[ActionGirl I got bored sitting in the car.]] And it took you longer than four minutes. -->'''Reese:''' minutes.\\ '''Reese:''' Well, this guy hit me over the head with a neon sign. Not very sportsmanlike, and none of them want to tell me where to find their pal Monty. -->'''Carter:''' Monty.\\ '''Carter:''' Yeah, that's why you should ask them before you knock them out, John.

--> '''Finch:''' What's Sofia doing? --> '''Reese:''' Her seventh vodka shot. --> '''Finch:''' Do you plan to intervene? --> '''Reese:''' I'm here to protect, not discipline. ''[Behind him, Sofia gets up on the bar.]'' Besides, it not like she's dancing on the-- ''[Turns around to see Sofia dancing on the bar]''
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--> '''Finch:''' -->'''Finch:''' What's Sofia doing? --> doing?\\ '''Reese:''' Her seventh vodka shot. --> shot.\\ '''Finch:''' Do you plan to intervene? --> intervene?\\ '''Reese:''' I'm here to protect, not discipline. ''[Behind him, Sofia gets up on the bar.]'' Besides, it not like she's dancing on the-- ''[Turns around to see Sofia dancing on the bar]''

* In "Bury the Lede", Reese has to get close to someone, but [[spoiler:since she's a reporter who is also investigating "the man in the suit",]] his normal methods are out of the question. Cue priceless dawning horror when he realizes Finch has created a false profile (complete with cute pictures of Bear!) for him on an online dating site. Finch is having way too much fun here.
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* In "Bury the Lede", Lede": ** Finch makes the grave mistake of giving Bear a [[MostAnnoyingSound squeaky toy that annoys him to no end.]] How does he fix this? Remove the squeaker. ** Reese has to get close to someone, their latest number, but [[spoiler:since since she's a reporter who is also investigating "the man in the suit",]] suit", his normal methods are out of the question. Cue priceless dawning horror when he realizes Finch has created a false profile (complete with cute pictures of Bear!) for him on an online dating site. Finch is having way too much fun here.

** At one point, Reese has no other choice but to bring her back to his apartment. Finch is leaning back in his chair, resigned to the situation, before suddenly jumping up and exclaiming, "Shoot, I've got your dog!" ** When he gets there, he hides in the closet, popping out [[{{Beat}} a moment later]] and toss Bear his chew toy before darting back in...only to realize that all three walls are ''[[MoreDakka completely covered in]] [[WallOfWeapons weapons and ammunition]]''. His expression of bug-eyed horror is what really sells it. Gifs of the moment can be found [[http://relevanttosomeone.tumblr.com/post/70334911359/the-closet-of-mass-destruction-oh-how-i-miss-you here,]] [[http://adeadedskull.tumblr.com/post/52002130246/dont-insult-the-closet-of-mass-destruction here,]] [[http://gallifreyan-detective.tumblr.com/post/76373852313/when-will-you-ever-going-to-need-all-those and here.]] ---> '''Finch:''' When were you ever going to need ''all those''?!
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** At one point, Reese has no other choice but to bring her their number back to his apartment. Finch is leaning back in his chair, resigned to the situation, before suddenly jumping up and exclaiming, "Shoot, "Oh shoot, I've got your dog!" ** When he gets there, he hides in the closet, popping out [[{{Beat}} a moment later]] and to toss Bear his chew toy before darting back in...only to realize that all three walls are ''[[MoreDakka completely covered in]] [[WallOfWeapons weapons and ammunition]]''. His expression of bug-eyed horror is what really sells it. Gifs of the moment can be found [[http://relevanttosomeone.tumblr.com/post/70334911359/the-closet-of-mass-destruction-oh-how-i-miss-you here,]] [[http://adeadedskull.tumblr.com/post/52002130246/dont-insult-the-closet-of-mass-destruction here,]] [[http://gallifreyan-detective.tumblr.com/post/76373852313/when-will-you-ever-going-to-need-all-those and here.]] ---> --> '''Finch:''' When were you ever going to need ''all those''?!

---> '''Finch:''' I wish you wouldn't do that here.\\
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---> --> '''Finch:''' I wish you wouldn't do that here.\\

* At the beginning of "The High Road", Bear licks one of the doughnuts on Finch's desk; Finch reprimands him, and then gets distracted when Reese arrives and doesn't throw it away. Any guesses as to which doughnut Reese chooses? --> '''Reese''': "Little stingy on the sprinkles."
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* "The High Road": ** At the beginning of "The High Road", the episode, Bear licks one of the doughnuts on Finch's desk; Finch reprimands him, and then gets distracted when Reese arrives and doesn't throw it away. Any guesses as to which doughnut Reese chooses? --> '''Reese''': "Little -->'''Reese:''' Little stingy on the sprinkles."

** Later, Reese {{Lampshades}} the show's premise. --> '''Finch''', talking about the POI: "How can he afford this lifestyle?" --> '''John''': "Maybe he met a reclusive billionaire." ** [[FemmeFatale Zoe]] and [[BadassInANiceSuit John]] are legendary [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkers]]. They [[UndercoverAsLovers pretend to be married]] for the week, and pose as a suburban couple. ''Glorious'' snarking at ''everything under the light of the sun'' proceeds, including, but not limited to: --> '''Zoe''': ''[looking around the idyllic suburban neighborhood]'' You remember when you saved me from being tortured and killed by corporate hitmen? Consider us even. --> '''John''': Does that mean you don't want me to carry you over the threshold? --> '''Zoe''': When this is over, I might have to fight you for custody of [[CanineCompanion the dog]]. --> '''Zoe''': ''[after John draws his gun when the doorbell rings]'' John, it's a doorbell. Let's try not to shoot any Girl Scouts on our first day, okay? --> '''Zoe''': What do these people do for fun? --> '''John''': ''[shrugs]'' Got any ideas? --> ''[GilliganCut to Reese and Zoe playing poker and drinking scotch with loud music on the background]'' --> '''Zoe''': Suburbs might not be so bad after all.
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** Later, Reese {{Lampshades}} {{lampshade|Hanging}}s the show's premise. --> '''Finch''', talking about premise: -->'''Finch:''' Hard to see how [the POI] had the POI: "How can he afford this lifestyle?" --> '''John''': "Maybe money to move east, much less support a city lifestyle.\\ '''Reese:''' Maybe he met a reclusive billionaire." billionaire? ** [[FemmeFatale Zoe]] and [[BadassInANiceSuit John]] are legendary [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkers]].{{Deadpan Snarker}}s. They [[UndercoverAsLovers pretend to be married]] for the week, and pose as a suburban couple. ''Glorious'' snarking at ''everything under the light of the sun'' proceeds, including, but not limited to: --> '''Zoe''': -->'''Zoe:''' ''[looking around the idyllic suburban neighborhood]'' You remember when [[Recap/PersonOfInterestS01E06 you saved me from being tortured and killed by corporate hitmen? hitmen?]] Consider us even. --> '''John''': even.\\ '''John:''' Does that mean you don't want me to carry you over the threshold? --> '''Zoe''': -->'''Zoe:''' When this is over, I might have to fight you for custody of [[CanineCompanion the dog]]. --> '''Zoe''': -->'''Zoe:''' ''[after John draws his gun when the doorbell rings]'' John, it's a doorbell. Let's try not to shoot any Girl Scouts on our first day, okay? --> '''Zoe''': -->'''Zoe:''' What do we do now [that they have eyes on their number]?\\ '''Reese:''' ...We wait.\\ '''Zoe:''' Ah, the party never stops when you're around. What do these people do for fun? --> '''John''': ''[shrugs]'' fun?\\ '''Reese:''' Beats me. Got any ideas? --> ideas?\\ ''[GilliganCut to Reese and Zoe playing poker and drinking scotch with loud music on the background]'' --> background]''\\ '''Zoe''': Suburbs might not be so bad after all.

---> '''Reese:''' ''(to Fusco)'' Thanks for your help.\\
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---> --> '''Reese:''' ''(to Fusco)'' Thanks for your help.\\

--> '''Carter:''' His GPS logs? [[SarcasmMode Which I'm sure you obtained by submitting an official request to the department.]]\\
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--> '''Carter:''' His GPS logs? [[SarcasmMode Which I'm sure you obtained by submitting an official request to the department.TLC.]]\\

* Finch's reaction to his first ride on the back of a speeding motorcycle in "Shadow Box" is this; he thought it was exhilarating and wants to buy one for himself! Reese's facial expression when Finch tells him is hilarious!
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* "Shadow Box": ** Finch's reaction to his first ride on the back of a speeding motorcycle in "Shadow Box" is this; he thought it was exhilarating and wants to buy one for himself! Reese's facial expression when Finch tells him is hilarious!

-->'''Fusco''': We gonna bust John out of [Rikers] or not?\\ '''Finch''': Oh, it sounds like such a ''bad'' idea when ''you'' say it. ** Northern Light's chief hitman Hersh is tasked by the special counsel to access Rykers Island Penetentiary to find and kill Reese. How does he get in? Straight after he's finished talking to his boss, with a utterly stoic face, Hersh draws his sidearm and empties it in the air in front of dozens of civilians and police officers. The utterly straight face he keeps while doing so and getting arrested sells it.
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-->'''Fusco''': -->'''Fusco:''' We gonna bust John out of [Rikers] or not?\\ '''Finch''': '''Finch:''' Oh, it sounds like such a ''bad'' idea when ''you'' say it. ** Northern Light's chief hitman Hersh is tasked by the special counsel to access Rykers Island Penetentiary to find and kill Reese. How does he get in? Straight after he's finished talking to his boss, [[TheComicallySerious with a an utterly stoic face, face]], Hersh draws his sidearm and empties it in the air in front of dozens of civilians and police officers. The utterly straight face he keeps while doing so and getting arrested sells it.

** Also, Finch recruiting Fusco to do John's work. HilarityEnsues. The show repeatedly [[GilliganCut Gilligan Cuts]] to his numerous misfortunes at random, which include getting pepper sprayed in the eyes while trying to explain his job, an epic shootout, and the gem of the crown: The ''freaking lingerie model'' falling in love with our [[KavorkaMan short, stubby]] [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold lovable heroic policeman]]. '''She kisses him.''' Cue Fusco completely freezing in absolute shock. * "Dead Reckoning" ** Mark Snow explaining to Reese and Stanton that the reason he had that bomb dropped on Ordos was so he could ensure they both ended up dead. Yeah. That obviously worked out really well, Mark. -->'''Stanton''': So why the Cruise missile? -->'''Snow''': Had to be sure. -->'''Stanton''': ''[smirks at the man she has strapped to a bomb vest]'' And how's that working out for you?
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** Also, Finch recruiting Fusco to do John's work. HilarityEnsues. The show repeatedly [[GilliganCut Gilligan Cuts]] {{Gilligan Cut}}s to his numerous misfortunes at random, which include getting pepper sprayed in the eyes while trying to explain his job, an epic shootout, and the gem of the crown: The ''freaking lingerie model'' falling in love with our [[KavorkaMan short, stubby]] [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold lovable heroic policeman]]. '''She kisses him.''' Cue Fusco completely freezing in absolute shock. * "Dead Reckoning" Reckoning": ** Mark Snow explaining to Reese and Stanton that the reason he had that bomb dropped on Ordos was so he could ensure they both ended up dead. [[SarcasmMode Yeah. That obviously worked out really well, Mark. Mark]]. -->'''Stanton''': So why the Cruise missile? -->'''Snow''': missile?\\ '''Snow''': Had to be sure. -->'''Stanton''': sure.\\ '''Stanton''': ''[smirks at the man she has strapped to a bomb vest]'' And how's that working out for you?
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Finch looks around his office. *** And then at the end of the episode: -->'''Finch:''' Now, about that bug in my office...\\
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Finch looks around his office. *** office warily. ** And then at the end of the episode: -->'''Finch:''' Now, about that bug in my office...library..\\
7th Dec '15 11:25:23 AM Erivale
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** When one of Walter's coworkers asks him about his arm (he got shot), he [[{{Adorkable}} tries to dismiss it the same clichéd way action heroes always dismiss wounds]]: -->'''Elena:''' What happened?\\ '''Reese:''' Don't say it.\\ '''Dang:''' It's-\\ '''Reese:''' Don't say it.\\ '''Dang:''' It's just a scratch.\\ '''Reese:''' *Gets a pained look on his face.*
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