History Funny / PersonOfInterest

9th Jul '16 5:55:39 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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** For such a [[NightmareFuel disturbing]] and {{nausea|Fuel}}ting episode, there's this gem between Greer and a

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** For such a [[NightmareFuel disturbing]] and {{nausea|Fuel}}ting episode, there's this gem between Greer and aa Samaritan technician at the very end, after [[spoiler:the simulation ends]]:
-->'''Technician:''' Good news--[[ItMakesSenseInContext she waited an extra hour before she shot you]].\\
'''Greer:''' [[FlatJoy How uplifting]].
9th Jul '16 5:50:59 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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--->'''Reese:''' You should call the police. And a good divorce lawyer.

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--->'''Reese:''' -->'''Reese:''' You should call the police. And a good divorce lawyer.



--->"The entire department would be overhauled. Some employees would be transferred, some would be promoted. ''[looks at the {{Jerkass}} supervisor]'' Some would be fired."

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--->"The -->"The entire department would be overhauled. Some employees would be transferred, some would be promoted. ''[looks at the {{Jerkass}} supervisor]'' Some would be fired."



-->'''Reese:''' "You know teaching can be a dangerous profession."
-->'''Finch:''' "Yes, I imagine espionage was a much safer choice, Mr. Reese."
-->''[Reese smirks]''

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-->'''Reese:''' "You know teaching can be a dangerous profession."
-->'''Finch:'''
"\\
'''Finch:'''
"Yes, I imagine espionage was a much safer choice, Mr. Reese."
-->''[Reese
"\\
''[Reese
smirks]''



-->'''Carter:''' You know, I always pictured you in the back of my car. [[CasualKink In handcuffs.]]\\

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-->'''Carter:''' You know, I always pictured you in the back of my car. [[CasualKink In handcuffs.]]\\handcuffs]].\\



** In that same episode, it's revealed that [[spoiler:Finch invented online social networking.]]

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** In that same episode, it's revealed that [[spoiler:Finch invented online social networking.]]networking]].



''[the agent, Kevin Chapman, and Taraji P. Henson all {{corps|ing}}e''
** Reese introducing himself to Charlie Burton in "Witness". What makes this one even more hilarious is that Jim never breaks out of Reese's subdued voice while saying it. Enrico Colantoni ''struggles'' to not crack up himself at the end:

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''[the agent, Kevin Chapman, and Taraji P. Henson all {{corps|ing}}e''
{{corps|ing}}e]''
** Reese introducing himself to Charlie Burton in "Witness". What makes this one even more hilarious is that Jim never breaks out of Reese's subdued voice while saying it. Enrico Colantoni ''struggles'' to not to crack up himself at the end:



** During a scene from "The Devil's Share", Sarah Shahi stands [[TheComicallySerious completely still]] as Kevin Chapman repeatedly flubs his lines.

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** During a scene from "The Devil's Share", Sarah Shahi stands [[TheComicallySerious completely still]] as Kevin Chapman repeatedly flubs his lines. Even funnier is the fact that he screws up ''sooner and sooner'' with each try.



** Inside the marine terminal office in "Beta", Jim accidentally catches his jacket in a filing cabinet drawer as he closes it. The camera stays on him as he tries to unjam the drawer while Sarah continues with her lines, then he frees himself.
-->'''Sarah Shahi:''' What did you do?






-->'''Finch:''' ''(blinks)'' Congratulations?\\

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-->'''Finch:''' ''(blinks)'' ''[blinks]'' Congratulations?\\



-->'''Store Owner:''' Whoa! We're cool, we're cool.
-->'''Root:''' Appreciate your understanding.

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-->'''Store Owner:''' Whoa! We're cool, we're cool.
-->'''Root:'''
cool.\\
'''Root:'''
Appreciate your understanding.



--> [[AC:Sharp right leg. Left knee, ACL. Tactical blade. Glass jaw.]]

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--> [[AC:Sharp -->[[AC:Sharp right leg. Left knee, ACL. Tactical blade. Glass jaw.]]



** This scene where Reese is fighting off waves of Decima {{mooks}} with God Mode.
--> '''The Machine''': [[AC:6 o'clock]]. ''[Reese {{Offhand Backhand}}s the guy with the butt of his gun]''

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** This The scene where Reese is fighting off waves of Decima {{mooks}} with God Mode.
--> '''The Machine''': [[AC:6 o'clock]]. ''[Reese
Mode. The Machine tells him, "[[AC:6 o'clock]]", and he {{Offhand Backhand}}s the guy with the butt of his gun]''gun.



'''Jim:''' I was...I was, um... a lead-what was I doing?\\

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'''Jim:''' I was...I was, um... a lead-what was I--what was I doing?\\



'''Sarah:''' That container disappeared right around the time our boy swapped his well-paying dockworker gigs...''[{{corps|ing}}es]'' Mommy!

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'''Sarah:''' That container disappeared right around the same time our boy swapped his well-paying dockworker gigs...''[{{corps|ing}}es]'' Mommy!






** Fusco and Reese during a scene in "Karma":

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** Fusco and Reese during a scene in "Karma":"Blunt":



-->'''Finch:''' Mr. Reese, there's sensitive electronics inside. [[DeadpanSnarker We need to open it, not give it a lobotomy.]]\\

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-->'''Finch:''' Mr. Reese, there's sensitive electronics inside. inside! [[DeadpanSnarker We need to open it, not give it a lobotomy.]]\\lobotomy]]!\\



** Reese joins the Precinct bowling team. The Man in the Bright Yellow Bowling Shirt does not have the same ring to it.

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** Reese joins the Precinct bowling team. The "The Man in the Bright Yellow Bowling Shirt Shirt" does not have the same ring to it.it as "The Man in the Suit".



%%* "6,741":

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%%* "6,741":* "6,741":
** For such a [[NightmareFuel disturbing]] and {{nausea|Fuel}}ting episode, there's this gem between Greer and a



** Finch is undercover at the wedding as the groom's Irish uncle... who apparently has an amazing singing voice. He's called to sing, and after it becomes obvious he's not going to get out of it, breaks into [[Music/TwistedSister "We're Not Gonna Take It."]]
*** In an Irish accent. Finch downing the alcohol before hand was a nice touch.

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** Finch is undercover at the wedding as the groom's Irish uncle... who apparently has an amazing singing voice. He's called to sing, and after it becomes obvious he's not going to get out of it, breaks into [[Music/TwistedSister "We're "[[Music/TwistedSister We're Not Gonna Take It."]]
***
It]]". In an Irish accent. Finch downing the alcohol before hand was a nice touch.



---->'''Root:''' How come Harry never sings to us?\\

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---->'''Root:''' --->'''Root:''' How come Harry never sings to us?\\



-->'''Shaw:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial It's not like I'm going to spill the glass of water on the night stand, stamp on your foot,]] [[CallingYourAttacks throw an elbow to your chin, and stick you with that sedative.]]
-->'''Nurse:''' *OhCrap look*
-->'''Shaw:''' *SlasherSmile* *stamps on the nurses foot* *elbows and sedates her*
-->'''Shaw:'''Oops. I think I skipped a step. *casually knocks over glass*

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-->'''Shaw:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial It's not like I'm going to spill the glass of water on the night stand, stamp on your foot,]] foot]], [[CallingYourAttacks throw an elbow to your chin, and stick you with that sedative.]]
-->'''Nurse:''' *OhCrap look*
-->'''Shaw:''' *SlasherSmile* *stamps
sedative]].\\
''[The nurse gets an OhCrap look. Shaw flashes a SlasherSmile, stamps
on the nurses foot* *elbows nurse's foot, then elbows and sedates her*
-->'''Shaw:'''Oops.
her.]''\\
'''Shaw:''' Oops.
I think I skipped a step. *casually ''[casually knocks over glass*glass]''



-->'''Shaw''': So I'm just a shape?
-->'''Root''': Yeah. And darling...you got a great shape.
-->'''Shaw''': I swear to God, you flirt at the most awkward times.
-->'''Root''': I know.

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-->'''Shaw''': So I'm just a shape?
-->'''Root''':
shape?\\
'''Root''':
Yeah. And darling...you got a great shape.
-->'''Shaw''':
shape.\\
'''Shaw''':
I swear to God, you flirt at the most awkward times.
-->'''Root''':
times.\\
'''Root''':
I know.



** When Harold calls Root from the safe house, she answers the phone and we see, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent over her shoulder and slightly out of focus]], Shaw kicking a prone Samaritan goon in the head.
*** Shaw also takes to the time to ''pickpocket the Samaritan agent.''

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** When Harold calls Root from the safe house, she answers the phone and we see, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent over her shoulder and slightly out of focus]], Shaw kicking a prone Samaritan goon in the head.
*** Shaw also takes to the time to ''pickpocket the Samaritan agent.''
head, and then ''pickpocketing'' him.



** Reese talks about how he was tempted to join the Secret Service once but decided not to.
-->'''Reese''': They work around the clock, no choice in who they protect and threats never stop coming.
-->'''Fusco''': Well, you really dodged a bullet there.
** The Mayhem Twins are back in action.

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** Reese talks about how he was tempted to join the Secret Service once but decided not to.
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-->'''Reese''': They work around the clock, no choice in who they protect and threats never stop coming.
-->'''Fusco''':
coming.\\
'''Fusco''':
Well, you really dodged a bullet there.
** The Mayhem Twins are back in action.action:
4th Jul '16 6:36:24 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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-->'''Finch''' [[spoiler:(after being shot and patched up by Reese)]]: Why would you ever choose a career where this is an occupational hazard?\\

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-->'''Finch''' [[spoiler:(after -->'''Finch:''' ''[[[spoiler:after being shot and patched up by Reese)]]: Reese]]]'' Why would you ever choose a career where this is an occupational hazard?\\



-->'''WHAT'''\\
'''ARE'''\\
'''YOUR'''\\
'''COMMANDS'''\\
'''?'''

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-->'''WHAT'''\\
'''ARE'''\\
'''YOUR'''\\
'''COMMANDS'''\\
'''?'''
-->[[AC:What\\
are\\
your\\
commands\\
?]]
23rd Jun '16 12:06:55 PM corranh96
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%%* "Truth Be Told":

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%%* * "Truth Be Told":Told":
** Root cringing when Bear licks her in the face and Amy Acker managing to stay in character.
23rd Jun '16 11:56:40 AM corranh96
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*** Bonus points for her completely lackadaisical attitude during the shootout with Hersh, you can even see her trying to put a magazine into her gun the wrong way.
22nd Jun '16 9:30:01 PM Plactus
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** Finch bluffs that he's carrying a bomb, set to go off if his heart rate monitor indicates something has happened to him. After it works:
-->'''Reese:''' Your "heart rate monitor" looks a lot like a Fitbit.\\
'''Finch:''' The Machine doesn't think I get enough exercise.\\
'''Reese:''' Oh, I like this new side of you, Finch. It's terrifying, but I like it.
22nd Jun '16 10:24:04 AM MikeW
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%%* "Return 0":

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%%* * "Return 0":0":
** Shaw is rocked to hear the Machine speaking in Root's voice, warning her of agents coming after her.
-->'''Shaw''': God, you took her sense of bad timing too.
** After their boss figures out Reese is the Man in the Suit and pulls a gun on them, Reese knocks him out.
-->'''Fusco''': Great, I can kiss my pension goodbye.
8th Jun '16 10:28:21 AM MikeW
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** Reese talks about how he was tempted to join the Secret Service once but decided not to.
-->'''Reese''': They work around the clock, no choice in who they protect and threats never stop coming.
-->'''Fusco''': Well, you really dodged a bullet there.
7th Jun '16 10:15:04 PM Plactus
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'''Shaw:''' Whatever you say, Wilkes Booth... ''[she shoots]''

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'''Shaw:''' Whatever you say, Wilkes Booth... ''[she shoots]''shoots]''\\
7th Jun '16 10:14:47 PM Plactus
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%%* "Synecdoche":

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%%* "Synecdoche":* "Synecdoche":
** The Mayhem Twins are back in action.
-->'''Reese:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Take a shot at the President now!]]\\
'''Shaw:''' Whatever you say, Wilkes Booth... ''[she shoots]''
'''Reese:''' You know I didn't mean that literally, right?\\
'''Shaw:''' I missed on purpose, jackass.
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