History Funny / PersonOfInterest

12th Apr '17 4:48:23 AM Kilyle
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-->'''Finch''': I ''am'' handi-capable.
11th Apr '17 6:27:28 AM JackG
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** The student looks like she's going to debate the issue, until Reese takes out a gun and starts screwing a silencer on the end.
11th Mar '17 12:05:01 AM Lightning4119
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** [[NotGoodWithPeople Shaw]] gets stuck talking down a suicidal man in a bomb vest. Realizing the issue with this situation, she calls Reese.
-->'''Shaw''': How do you talk down a psycho in a bomb vest? ''[Reese doesn't answer]'' Hello?
-->'''Reese''': ''[weakly]'' I was waiting on the punchline.
11th Feb '17 10:25:11 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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** Shaw and Root drinking cocktails and causally talking only to reveal that they're sitting in a bar full of drug dealers that they beat up.
** Reese offers to sing to Finch next time they're on a stake-out together.
*** Moments later, Finch remarks that the latest POI - a US Congressman - has no idea of the danger he's in. Reese calmly rolls down his window and fires several shots at the man, before rolling his window back up.
-->'''Reese''': ''[smiling at Finch]'' He knows now. Drive, Finch.



** Reese offers to sing to Finch next time they're on a stake-out together.
** Moments later, Finch remarks that this episode's POI, a US Congressman, has no idea of the danger he's in. [[RefugeInAudacity Reese calmly rolls down his window and fires several shots at the man before rolling his window back up.]]
-->'''Reese:''' ''[smiling at Finch]'' He knows now. Drive, Finch.
** Thanks to his above actions, Reese gets placed undercover as the congressman's Secret Service protection. Unfortunately, Finch has some issues with Reese's plan, which keeps the RefugeInAudacity ball rolling full speed:
-->'''Finch:''' I have to tell you, Mr. Reese, I don't approve of this strategy.\\
'''Reese:''' You're the one who said you couldn't make an alias that would pass Secret Service muster.\\
'''Finch:''' I said I didn't have time. I didn't know you were gonna steal the identity of an actual Secret Service agent.\\
'''Reese:''' I'm just borrowing it. Relax. Order some room service.\\
'''Finch:''' Perhaps I will when you tell me what you've done with the real Agent Abbott.\\
'''Reese:''' He's resting comfortably in a motel room near the airport.\\
'''Finch:''' ...Define 'comfortably'.
** Shaw and Root drinking cocktails and causally talking only to reveal that they're sitting in a bar full of drug dealers that they beat up.



-->'''Garrison''': Mr. Greer, I'd assumed the beta test of your system would be a little more...professional.\\
'''Greer''': ''[soft chuckle]'' The espresso machine is on its way.

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-->'''Garrison''': -->'''Garrison:''' Mr. Greer, I'd assumed the beta test of your system would be a little more...professional.\\
'''Greer''': '''Greer:''' ''[soft chuckle]'' The espresso machine is on its way.



-->'''Hersh''': My car's out front.\\
'''Shaw''': Oh, you think you're driving?\\
'''Hersh''': Well, ''you're'' certainly not driving.\\
'''Reese''': I'll drive.\\
'''Hersh''': I'll pass.\\
'''Shaw''': Alright, here's the plan: I'm gonna drive, Reese sits in the back, while you [Hersh] ride shotgun. Agreed?\\
'''Reese & Hersh''': Agreed.

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-->'''Hersh''': -->'''Hersh:''' My car's out front.\\
'''Shaw''': '''Shaw:''' Oh, you think you're driving?\\
'''Hersh''': '''Hersh:''' Well, ''you're'' certainly not driving.\\
'''Reese''': '''Reese:''' I'll drive.\\
'''Hersh''': '''Hersh:''' I'll pass.\\
'''Shaw''': '''Shaw:''' Alright, here's the plan: I'm gonna drive, Reese sits in the back, while you [Hersh] ride shotgun. Agreed?\\
'''Reese & Hersh''': Agreed.
Agreed?



'''[[CaptainObvious Shaw]]:''' He's gonna let his frustration with you affect his judgment.

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'''[[CaptainObvious '''[[DeadpanSnarker Shaw]]:''' [[CaptainObvious He's gonna let his frustration with you affect his judgment. judgment.]]



-->'''Shaw''': Don't you...want him to catch it?
-->'''Finch''': Not if it involves finding rat entrails in our new office, no.

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-->'''Shaw''': -->'''Shaw:''' Don't you...want him to catch it?
-->'''Finch''':
it?\\
'''Finch:'''
Not if it involves finding rat entrails in our new office, no.
4th Feb '17 1:03:14 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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-->'''Tomas''': You, me, Barcelona, score worth 1.6 mil, you sure you won't come?\\
'''Shaw''': You, me, here, no pay, we both eventually wind up dead, are you sure you won't stay?

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-->'''Tomas''': -->'''Tomas:''' You, me, Barcelona, score worth 1.6 mil, you sure you won't come?\\
'''Shaw''': '''Shaw:''' You, me, here, no pay, we both eventually wind up dead, are you sure you won't stay?



-->'''Reese''': ''[looks at the draining pool]'' That looks dangerous. You first ''[lobs the less-friendly one into the pool]''
-->'''Silva''': What about the dog?
-->'''Reese''': Him? He's SCUBA-certified. ''[whistles, Bear happily jumps into the pool]''

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-->'''Reese''': -->'''Reese:''' ''[looks at the draining pool]'' That looks dangerous. You first first. ''[lobs the less-friendly one into the pool]''
-->'''Silva''':
pool]''\\
'''Silva:'''
What about the dog?
-->'''Reese''':
dog?\\
'''Reese:'''
Him? He's SCUBA-certified. ''[whistles, Bear happily jumps into the pool]''



** After Fusco successfully screws over [[spoiler: Martine Rousseau with some JurisdictionFriction by claiming a good relationship with her supervisor and saying maybe she isn't read in on the joint task force]], he's worriedly contacted by Finch.

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** After Fusco successfully screws over [[spoiler: Martine [[spoiler:Martine Rousseau with some JurisdictionFriction by claiming a good relationship with her supervisor and saying maybe she isn't read in on the joint task force]], he's worriedly contacted by Finch.



--> "You see, it's vital that we get it exactly right. So perhaps we should try again. Pastrami, extra mustard, spicy and yellow, and enough pepper on it to create digestion issues in even the strongest constitution. No mayonnaise, please. If there's even a trace, it'll render the entire sandwich useless, and we'll have to begin this whole process over again, which I don't think either of us would enjoy."
** When Finch returns to the underground base with the sandwich, the first thing he sees is Shaw handcuffed to a bench and Root next to her wearing a bear costume. There is a perfectly valid reason for the situation, but for the few seconds until he clues in, Finch's facial expression is priceless.

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--> "You -->''"You see, it's vital that we get it exactly right. So perhaps we should try again. Pastrami, extra mustard, spicy and yellow, and enough pepper on it to create digestion issues in even the strongest constitution. No mayonnaise, please. If there's even a trace, it'll render the entire sandwich useless, and we'll have to begin this whole process over again, which I don't think either of us would enjoy."
"''
** When Finch returns to the underground base with the sandwich, the first thing he sees is Shaw handcuffed to a bench and Root next to her wearing a bear costume. [[ItMakesSenseInContext There is a perfectly valid reason for the situation, situation]], but for the few seconds until he clues in, Finch's facial expression is priceless.



** This gets even more hilarious when you recall that Root's natural hair color is blonde.

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** This :: :This gets even more hilarious when you recall that Root's natural hair color is blonde.



** As Root and Finch are [[ItMakesSenseInContext putting several bags of ice in their stolen police car to save The Machine]], the store owner comes out, yelling that Root shorted him five dollars. Then he sees that she's holding an sub-machine gun.

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** As Root and Finch are [[ItMakesSenseInContext putting several bags of ice in their stolen police car to save The Machine]], the store owner comes out, yelling that Root shorted him five dollars. Then he sees that she's holding an a sub-machine gun.



--->'''Root:''' How come Harry never sings to us?\\

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--->'''Root:''' -->'''Root:''' How come Harry never sings to us?\\



-->'''Shaw''': So I'm just a shape?\\
'''Root''': Yeah. And darling...you got a great shape.\\
'''Shaw''': I swear to God, you flirt at the most awkward times.\\
'''Root''': I know.

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-->'''Shaw''': So -->'''Shaw:''' That's supposed to make me feel better? I'm just a shape?\\
'''Root''': '''Root:''' Yeah. And darling...you got a great shape.\\
'''Shaw''': '''Shaw:''' ''[scoffs]'' I swear to God, you flirt at the most awkward times.\\
'''Root''': '''Root:''' I know.



-->'''Reese''': They work around the clock, no choice in who they protect and threats never stop coming.\\
'''Fusco''': Well, you really dodged a bullet there.

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-->'''Reese''': -->'''Reese:''' [[HypocriticalHumor They work around the clock, no choice in who they protect and threats never stop coming.\\
'''Fusco''':
]]\\
'''Fusco:'''
Well, you really dodged a bullet there.



** Taraji P. Henson goes berserk in response to a bug flying in her face.

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** Taraji P. Henson goes berserk in response to a bug flying in landing on her face.nose.



** Outside the movie theater at the beginning of "Proteus", Jim, Michael, and Graubaer's Boker are interrupted by a loud horn blast from an off-screen 18-wheeler, startling all three of them. Michael gives a brisk wave and says, "Thanks a lot..." What he says after that is [[SoundEffectBleep bleeped out]], but you can still see his mouth form the word "asshole."



** "Asylum," when Shaw calls her old phone:

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** "Asylum," "Asylum", when Shaw calls her old phone:



** "YHWH"

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** "YHWH""YHWH":



** "BSOD"

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** "BSOD""B.S.O.D.":



** "SNAFU" Bear's noticed Root's behavior.

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** "SNAFU" "SNAFU": Bear's noticed Root's behavior.



*** Slippers

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*** SlippersSlippers:



*** Socializing

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*** SocializingSocializing:



---> ''Next week's cover identity- Root is a chiropractor. Who wants an appointment?''

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---> ''Next -->''Next week's cover identity- Root is a chiropractor. Who wants an appointment?''



---> '''Creator/AmyAcker:''' And [=@MichaelEmerson=] needs an album\\

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---> '''Creator/AmyAcker:''' -->'''Creator/AmyAcker:''' And [=@MichaelEmerson=] needs an album\\



* In the episode commentary for "God Mode" (one of the special features in the Season 2 disc set), Jonathan Nolan, Greg Plageman, and Richard J. Lewis introduce themselves as follows:
-->'''Nolan:''' Hey, this is Jonah Nolan; I co-wrote this episode.\\
'''Lewis:''' Uh, this is Richard J. Lewis; I directed this episode.\\
'''Greg:''' Uh, this is Greg Plageman; I had virtually nothing to do with this. ''[Jonah laughs]''



'''Finch:''' [[HoYay So do I]].\\

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'''Finch:''' [[HoYay [[HoYay ...So do I]].\\
29th Jan '17 9:47:10 PM Lightning4119
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* "Point of Origin":
** Reese blows a hole in the bottom of a swimming pool with grenades to make an exit route, with Bear and two people (one friendly, one less so) in tow.
-->'''Reese''': ''[looks at the draining pool]'' That looks dangerous. You first ''[lobs the less-friendly one into the pool]''
-->'''Silva''': What about the dog?
-->'''Reese''': Him? He's SCUBA-certified. ''[whistles, Bear happily jumps into the pool]''
24th Jan '17 10:40:18 PM JackG
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*** Then it happens in reverse, with the criminal dragging Reese while griping.
15th Jan '17 6:26:03 PM Lightning4119
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** Reese's happy face when the new captain compliments his marksmanship.
** And her pointing out he's done four kneecappings in the past month.

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** Reese's happy face when the new captain compliments his marksmanship.
**
marksmanship. And her pointing out he's done four kneecappings in the past month.month.
*** And Shaw immediately asking if he shot someone else when he tells them that the captain is angry at him.
** Bear is hunting in Team Machine's new base - for a rat. Shaw is encouraging him and Finch objects.
-->'''Shaw''': Don't you...want him to catch it?
-->'''Finch''': Not if it involves finding rat entrails in our new office, no.
15th Jan '17 5:30:55 PM Lightning4119
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** Reese gets stuck doing a load of last-minute paperwork at his new job. Then Fusco drops another pile of folders on his desk and walks away, grinning.
12th Jan '17 9:58:01 PM Lightning4119
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** It was funny that Reese and Mark were forced to work together despite the fact that they hated each other becuase of Ordos.

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** It was funny that Reese and Mark were forced to work together despite the fact that they hated each other becuase because of Ordos.Ordos.
** Finch is trying to defuse Reese's bomb vest, and has three attempts to unlock the phone that serves as the trigger. He has five codes to choose from.
-->'''Reese''': ''[hearing an angry chirp from the phone]'' I take it that one didn't do it? ''[Finch gives him an irritated look]'' Sorry.
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