History Funny / PersonOfInterest

26th May '16 3:06:53 PM Plactus
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---->'''Root:''' How come Harry never sings to us?\\
'''Reese:''' He doesn't sing to you?
26th May '16 11:18:56 AM MikeW
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** Shaw's outrage when she sees the photo of the frumpy-looking lady that she's supposed to be impersonating at the reunion.


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-->'''Finch''' If you take away the spectacles and the braces and tame the permament wave a bit, I do believe you and the real Betty Harris----
-->'''Shaw''': Harold. Stop. Right now.
** Finch explains the real Betty Harris has talked on her blog of hating high school.
-->'''Shaw''': I'm a blogger?
-->'''Finch''': No, that's just a side project. You're a dental hygenist.
--> ''Shaw slams her head against a locker.''
25th May '16 2:48:27 AM Keshia
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%%* "Reassortment":

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%%* "Reassortment":* "Reassortment":
** Shaw's [[spoiler:actual escape]] was equal parts hilarious and awesome.
-->'''Shaw:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial It's not like I'm going to spill the glass of water on the night stand, stamp on your foot,]] [[CallingYourAttacks throw an elbow to your chin, and stick you with that sedative.]]
-->'''Nurse:''' *OhCrap look*
-->'''Shaw:''' *SlasherSmile* *stamps on the nurses foot* *elbows and sedates her*
-->'''Shaw:'''Oops. I think I skipped a step. *casually knocks over glass*
24th May '16 12:02:33 PM MikeW
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*** Also, the looks on John and Root's faces watching are priceless.


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** Root totally nonchalant about drugging a caterer to take her place at the wedding.
24th May '16 2:02:31 AM Keshia
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*** In an Irish accent. Finch downing the alcohol before hand was a nice touch.
** Finch neglecting to warn Reese that he was acting as a bodyguard at a Hen's night was ''hysterical.''
23rd May '16 9:23:45 PM Plactus
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%%* "A More Perfect Union":

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%%* * "A More Perfect Union":Union":
** Finch is undercover at the wedding as the groom's Irish uncle... who apparently has an amazing singing voice. He's called to sing, and after it becomes obvious he's not going to get out of it, breaks into [[Music/TwistedSister "We're Not Gonna Take It."]]



--> ''Next week's cover identity- Root is a chiropractor. Who wants an appointment?''

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--> ---> ''Next week's cover identity- Root is a chiropractor. Who wants an appointment?''
** On Finch singing in "A More Perfect Union":
---> '''Creator/AmyAcker:''' And [=@MichaelEmerson=] needs an album\\
'''Kevin Chapman:''' I tuned in late for [=@PersonInterest=] and there was [=@MichaelEmerson=] singing, and I almost forgot he was once in a Boyband!\\
'''Creator/MichaelEmerson:''' No comment on Harold's song
22nd May '16 12:50:08 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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** Among the glitchy numbers the Machine sends are a actor killing someone in a play and four fictional characters.

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** Among the glitchy numbers the Machine sends are a an actor killing someone in a play and four fictional characters.



%%* "ShotSeeker":

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%%* "ShotSeeker":"[=ShotSeeker=]":
22nd May '16 12:26:28 PM MasterofGalaxies4628
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%%* "Truth Be Told":
%%* "6,741":
%%* "ShotSeeker":
%%* "A More Perfect Union":
%%* "QSO":
%%* "Reassortment":
%%* "Sotto Voce":
%%* "The Day the World Went Away":
%%* "Synecdoche":
%%* ".exe":
%%* "Return 0":
%%* The Season 5 gag reel:
13th May '16 11:56:55 AM MasterofGalaxies4628
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** After using the case as an ImprovisedWeapon a few times, Finch and Reese realize that the battery is damaged:

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** After using the case as an ImprovisedWeapon a few times, one time too many, Finch and Reese realize that the battery is damaged:



** Reese and Root built a supercomputer to decompress the Machine out of UsefulNotes/{{PlayStation 3}}s. [[http://phys.org/news/2010-12-air-playstation-3s-supercomputer.html This is something that's actually happened.]]
*** The look on Finch's face when Reese puts one in front of him.

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** Reese and Root built build a supercomputer to decompress the Machine out of UsefulNotes/{{PlayStation 3}}s. [[http://phys.org/news/2010-12-air-playstation-3s-supercomputer.html This is something that's actually happened.]]
*** The look on Finch's face when Reese puts one of the [=PS3s=] in front of him.



* SNAFU:

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* SNAFU:"SNAFU":



*** Among the supplies Root asks Finch and Reese to get her are two pairs of fuzzy slippers. The second's for Bear to chew on.

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*** Among the supplies Root asks Finch and Reese to get her are two pairs of fuzzy slippers. The second's One pair is for her, the second pair is for Bear to chew on.



--->'''Reese:''' How did you teach your Machine to be good?
--->'''Finch:''' By example.
--->''(they both pull ski masks over their heads)''
** Reese joins the Precinct bowling team. The Man in the Bright Yellow Bowling Shirt does not have the same ring to it.

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--->'''Reese:''' -->'''Reese:''' How did you teach your Machine to be good?
--->'''Finch:'''
good?\\
'''Finch:'''
By example.
--->''(they
example.\\
''(they
both pull ski masks over their heads)''
** Reese joins Among the Precinct bowling team. The Man in glitchy numbers the Bright Yellow Bowling Shirt does not have the same ring to it.Machine sends are a actor killing someone in a play and four fictional characters.



--->'''Root:''' Okay, I did kill her, but there were [[{{Revenge}} extenuating circumstances]].
** Among the glitchy numbers the Machine sends are a actor killing someone in a play and four fictional characters.

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--->'''Root:''' -->'''Root:''' Okay, I did kill her, but there were [[{{Revenge}} extenuating circumstances]].
** Among Reese joins the glitchy numbers Precinct bowling team. The Man in the Machine sends are a actor killing someone in a play and four fictional characters.Bright Yellow Bowling Shirt does not have the same ring to it.



--->''Corrupt police officer can not control me.''

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--->''Corrupt -->''Corrupt police officer can not control me.''



--->''Glasses man will not throw ball. Is he confused? This game is rather simple.''

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--->''Glasses -->''Glasses man will not throw ball. Is he confused? This game is rather simple.''



--->About his squeaky toy: ''Observation: I hunt and kill this hairy creature many times, but it still makes noise. Strange ...''\\

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--->About -->About his squeaky toy: ''Observation: I hunt and kill this hairy creature many times, but it still makes noise. Strange ...''\\



--->''Limits do not apply to cakes, bespectacled man. Everyone knows this.''

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--->''Limits -->''Limits do not apply to cakes, bespectacled man. Everyone knows this.''



--->''Yeah, I'm on a "special diet." A special diet ... of all I want.''\\

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--->''Yeah, -->''Yeah, I'm on a "special diet." A special diet ... of all I want.''\\



--->''Do not make me angry. [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry You will not like it when I'm angry]].''\\

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--->''Do -->''Do not make me angry. [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry You will not like it when I'm angry]].''\\



--->''Your harsh interrogation tactics will not work! Although I'm cold, wet, naked and humiliated, you will get no information from me! Never!''

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--->''Your -->''Your harsh interrogation tactics will not work! Although I'm cold, wet, naked and humiliated, you will get no information from me! Never!''



--->''Bear Log, Item 5: I remember the human trick: call is made and food appears. Must find phone.''\\

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--->''Bear -->''Bear Log, Item 5: I remember the human trick: call is made and food appears. Must find phone.''\\



--->'', iouhrbfew; vaslksadklfdjgaehruf; leinq; owiaerhbaer!!!!!!!!!!! THE TALL MAN!!!!!!''

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--->'', -->'', iouhrbfew; vaslksadklfdjgaehruf; leinq; owiaerhbaer!!!!!!!!!!! THE TALL MAN!!!!!!''



---> ''Hello energetic dog, my new friend! Do you speak Dutch?''

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---> --> ''Hello energetic dog, my new friend! Do you speak Dutch?''



--->''If beautiful lady will not wake, there's only one solution: [[KissOfLife the kiss]]. Works every time.''

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--->''If -->''If beautiful lady will not wake, there's only one solution: [[KissOfLife the kiss]]. Works every time.''



--->''Truth is stranger than fiction. My many experiences would be great material. Maybe I should write a screenplay.''\\

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--->''Truth -->''Truth is stranger than fiction. My many experiences would be great material. Maybe I should write a screenplay.''\\



--->''Beautiful lady with a tasty face has come back to visit me! (They do not stay away for long.)''

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--->''Beautiful -->''Beautiful lady with a tasty face has come back to visit me! (They do not stay away for long.)''



--->''Wanted: massage therapist specializing in tall men, bespectacled men and canines. Very tense around here.''\\

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--->''Wanted: -->''Wanted: massage therapist specializing in tall men, bespectacled men and canines. Very tense around here.''\\



--->''Tall Man has assigned me to the security detail for Foolish Man. Stand by for transmission.''\\

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--->''Tall -->''Tall Man has assigned me to the security detail for Foolish Man. Stand by for transmission.''\\



--->''Finally alone. Time to tear through another first edition. #delicious''\\

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--->''Finally -->''Finally alone. Time to tear through another first edition. #delicious''\\



--->''To the victor go the expensive chew toys.''\\

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--->''To -->''To the victor go the expensive chew toys.''\\



--->''I know where the listening device is, Bespectacled Man. But I need more cookies before I will tell you.''

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--->''I -->''I know where the listening device is, Bespectacled Man. But I need more cookies before I will tell you.''



--->''Initial investigation does not indicate a carjacking ring, but I've uncovered a huge nut hoarding scheme.''\\

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--->''Initial -->''Initial investigation does not indicate a carjacking ring, but I've uncovered a huge nut hoarding scheme.''\\



--->''Smiling computer guy teaches me new tricks. He says "tooboe"[[labelnote:*]]Japanese for "howl"[[/labelnote]] and I make a noise and he gives me a treat.''\\

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--->''Smiling -->''Smiling computer guy teaches me new tricks. He says "tooboe"[[labelnote:*]]Japanese for "howl"[[/labelnote]] and I make a noise and he gives me a treat.''\\



--->''TALL MAN. TALL MAN. LOOK AT ME. I MISS YOU. DO YOU HAVE A BALL? HI. TALL MAN. I LOVE YOU.''

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--->''TALL -->''TALL MAN. TALL MAN. LOOK AT ME. I MISS YOU. DO YOU HAVE A BALL? HI. TALL MAN. I LOVE YOU.''



--->''The blood, sweat and tears of [[RidiculousProcrastinator students who waited until the last minute to do their homework]] fuels me, bespectacled man.''

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--->''The -->''The blood, sweat and tears of [[RidiculousProcrastinator students who waited until the last minute to do their homework]] fuels me, bespectacled man.''



--->''I know where the bugs are, Bespectacled Man. But I will not tell. No matter how much you inflict belly rubs on me.''

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--->''I -->''I know where the bugs are, Bespectacled Man. But I will not tell. No matter how much you inflict belly rubs on me.''



--->''[[ShoutOut/ToShakespeare Romeo, Romeo. Where art thou Romeo?]] Oh yeah, on the way to the hospital because Hammer Lady kicked your ass.''

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--->''[[ShoutOut/ToShakespeare -->''[[ShoutOut/ToShakespeare Romeo, Romeo. Where art thou Romeo?]] Oh yeah, on the way to the hospital because Hammer Lady kicked your ass.''



--->''Very obscure quote. #Auteur''

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--->''Very -->''Very obscure quote. #Auteur''



--->''BESPECTACLED MAN?! Oh... his number for the jury. [[AmbiguousSyntax Phrasing, judge]]!''

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--->''BESPECTACLED -->''BESPECTACLED MAN?! Oh... his number for the jury. [[AmbiguousSyntax Phrasing, judge]]!''



--->''Winner winner, expensive shoe dinner.''\\

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--->''Winner -->''Winner winner, expensive shoe dinner.''\\



--->''Beautiful hammer lady... in the phone? Bespectacled man... what have you done?!''

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--->''Beautiful -->''Beautiful hammer lady... in the phone? Bespectacled man... what have you done?!''



--->''Beautiful hammer lady is not made small and is not trapped in a phone?? Naturally. I knew that....''

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--->''Beautiful -->''Beautiful hammer lady is not made small and is not trapped in a phone?? Naturally. I knew that....''



--->''Finally , tall man and bespectacled man back home. It feels like they are gone forever !''

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--->''Finally -->''Finally , tall man and bespectacled man back home. It feels like they are gone forever !''



--->''Lady who speaks no longer talking to herself. Wonder why ?''
--->''She also lives with me. WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN ... but she spends a lot of time with the glowing shelves.''

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--->''Lady -->''Lady who speaks no longer talking to herself. Wonder why ?''
--->''She
?''\\
''She
also lives with me. WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN ... but she spends a lot of time with the glowing shelves.''



---> ''Next week's cover identity- Root is a chiropractor. Who wants an appointment?''

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---> --> ''Next week's cover identity- Root is a chiropractor. Who wants an appointment?''
12th May '16 1:44:53 PM Plactus
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** Among the glitchy numbers the Machine sends are a actor killing someone in a play and four fictional characters.
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