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13th Apr '18 10:04:30 AM Macsen
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'''Sally:''' No, he can't come to the phone right now.. [[DespairEventHorizon He's cracking up]]..

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'''Sally:''' -->'''Sally:''' No, he can't come to the phone right now.. [[DespairEventHorizon He's cracking up]]..
13th Apr '18 10:04:04 AM Macsen
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* In one of the last strips ever, Charlie Brown is sitting with a very neutral expression he calls his "Joe Torre look". He calls it his secret weapon for the coming baseball season, saying he'll sit like that in the dugout all game long, and as a result, they will win every game.
'''Sally:''' No, he can't come to the phone right now.. [[DespairEventHorizon He's cracking up]]..
3rd Jan '18 2:14:29 PM Kitschensyngk
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[[AC:1977]]
* Peppermint Patty and Marcie spend the day as caddies for two highly-competitive women golfers. Marcie in particular ends up carrying a golf bag twice her size, which makes navigating uphill holes and sand traps difficult.
26th Dec '17 11:21:40 AM Kitschensyngk
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''(the audience laughs their asses off)''\\

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''(the audience laughs their asses off)''\\laughs)''\\
26th Dec '17 11:19:01 AM Kitschensyngk
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* An excellent BrickJoke is also set up and pays off during this storyline. When explaining her part to Charlie Brown, Sally says that after she says "Hark," Harold Angel starts to sing. Charlie Brown goes with this, assuming that this is Sally confusing "Herald Angel" (as in ''Hark The Herald Angels Sing'') for a person. However, at the end of the storyline, Charlie Brown answers the door, to meet a boy who introduces himself as "Harold Angel." Charlie Brown is left dumbfounded.

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* An excellent BrickJoke is also set up and pays off during this storyline. When explaining her part to Charlie Brown, Sally says that after she says "Hark," Harold Angel starts to sing. Charlie Brown goes with this, assuming that this is Sally confusing "Herald Angel" (as in ''Hark The Herald Angels Sing'') for a person. However, at the end of the storyline, Charlie [[spoiler:Charlie Brown answers the door, to meet a boy who introduces asks for Sally, introducing himself as "Harold Angel." Charlie Brown is left dumbfounded.
dumbfounded.]]
14th Dec '17 8:55:19 AM darksecret
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** Earlier in the special, Charlie Brown tries to sell Christmas wreaths door-to-door:
--->'''Charlie Brown:''' Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath?
--->'''Violet:''' It isn't even Thanksgiving yet! By the time Christmas comes, all the needles will be falling off!
--->''({{Beat}})''
--->'''Charlie Brown:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Don't hang it near the turkey.]]

--->'''Charlie Brown:''' Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath?
--->'''Franklin:''' Do you know what you are doing? Don't you realize that you're adding to the over-commercializing of Christmas?
--->'''Charlie Brown:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Not till I sell one!]]
3rd Dec '17 10:08:11 AM mlsmithca
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-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' Eudora, is it? Well, if you need any help, Eudora, I'm right here! I took all of these classes last year, so i know all the answers. Just do what I do, and you'll get along great!
-->''(cut to both Peppermint Patty and Eudora asleep and snoring at their desks)''

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-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' Eudora, is it? Well, if you need any help, Eudora, I'm right here! I took all of these classes last year, so i know all the answers. Just do what I do, and you'll get along great!
-->''(cut
great!\\
''(cut
to both Peppermint Patty and Eudora asleep and snoring at their desks)''



-->'''Sally:''' I'm gonna scratch Annie off my Christmas card list. Annie didn't send me a card last year, so why should I send her one this year?
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' You don't know anyone named Annie.
-->'''Sally:''' That's no excuse!

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-->'''Sally:''' I'm gonna scratch Annie off my Christmas card list. Annie didn't send me a card last year, so why should I send her one this year?
-->'''Charlie
year?\\
'''Charlie
Brown:''' You don't know anyone named Annie.
-->'''Sally:'''
Annie.\\
'''Sally:'''
That's no excuse!



-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' Woof! Meow! Moo! Whatever.
-->''(the audience laughs their asses off)''
-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' ''(still singing as Marcie drags her off stage)'' And a partridge in a pear tree-e-e!

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-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' Woof! Meow! Moo! Whatever.
-->''(the
Whatever.\\
''(the
audience laughs their asses off)''
-->'''Peppermint
off)''\\
'''Peppermint
Patty:''' ''(still singing as Marcie drags her off stage)'' And a partridge in a pear tree-e-e!
* It seems Peppermint Patty's track record in holiday performances went from bad to worse at a "Sing-It-Yourself" performance of Music/GeorgeFredericHandel's ''Messiah''; [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1988/12/26 the artwork in the second panel]] is what really sells it:
-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' ''[writing]'' This is my report on the trip our class took to the "Sing-It-Yourself Messiah".\\
''[cut to a flashback panel; Peppermint Patty and Marcie are standing in front of their theatre seats. Peppermint Patty has a VolumetricMouth as Marcie stares at her in disbelief]''\\
'''Peppermint Patty:''' ''[writing]'' I was the only one who was asked to leave the auditorium.



-->'''Linus''': [[spoiler: What did you do for your dad for Father's Day, Charlie Brown?]]
-->'''Charlie Brown''': [[spoiler: I let him play with my dog.]]

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-->'''Linus''': [[spoiler: What did you do for your dad for Father's Day, Charlie Brown?]]
-->'''Charlie
Brown?]]\\
'''Charlie
Brown''': [[spoiler: I let him play with my dog.]]
1st Dec '17 12:33:32 AM mlsmithca
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* Sally gets it into her head that Linus is going to send her a Valentine, and when he inevitably does not, she stays in bed and sulks, telling Charlie Brown to punch Linus in the nose. HilarityEnsues:
** Charlie Brown tells Linus about Sally's "request". Linus' response?
--->'''Linus:''' I hope you don't. You'd probably miss, and hit me in the eye!
** Linus insists that he never promised to give Sally a Valentine, and grumbles that if Charlie Brown is going to punch him in the nose, he should just get it over with. Charlie Brown offers an alternative: he will hold out his fist and Linus can walk into it. But things don't go according to plan...
--->'''Lucy:''' I feel grumpy today... I don't want to talk to anybody or see anybody!\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' ''[eyes closed]'' I'll hold my fist out, Linus, and you walk into it...\\
'''Lucy:''' ''[glaring at Linus]'' Get out of my way! ''[she walks straight into Charlie Brown's fist]''\\
'''BONK!'''\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' ''[opening his eyes]'' Did it hurt?\\
'''Linus:''' ''[looking at the dazed Lucy]'' No, but it might later if we stick around.
7th Nov '17 2:55:53 PM oolon
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-->'''Lucy:''' (tries to shoot her marble but fails repeatedly) Rats!...Rats!...RATS!!...'''WHAT A STUPID GAME!!!''' (stomps all the marbles in the ring into the ground, and leaves in disgust)

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-->'''Lucy:''' (tries to shoot her marble but fails repeatedly) Rats!...Rats!...RATS!!...'''WHAT A STUPID GAME!!!''' [[RageQuit (stomps all the marbles in the ring into the ground, and leaves in disgust)disgust)]]
7th Nov '17 12:02:02 PM oolon
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[[AC: 1951]]

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[[AC: 1951]]1952]]




[[AC:1952]]



* Charlie Brown playing [[CrossesTheLineTwice "H-Bomb Test"]]. [[note]]Remembering that this was during the UsefulNotes/ColdWar.[[/note]] [[spoiler:With Lucy as the bomb.]]

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* Charlie Brown playing [[CrossesTheLineTwice "H-Bomb Test"]]. [[note]]Remembering that this was during the UsefulNotes/ColdWar.[[/note]] [[spoiler:With Lucy as the bomb.]]



* Charlie Brown playing [[CrossesTheLineTwice "H-Bomb Test"]]. [[note]]Remembering that this was during the UsefulNotes/ColdWar.[[/note]] [[spoiler:With Lucy as the bomb.]]



* Charlie Brown and Schroder are playing marbles. Lucy wants to play since she has her own marble.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' If Lucy wants to play, let's let her play! She won't hurt anything.

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* Charlie Brown and Schroder Schroeder are playing marbles. Lucy wants to play since she has her own marble.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' (over Schroeder's protests) If Lucy wants to play, let's let her play! She won't hurt anything.



-->'''Lucy:''' (tries to shoot her marble but fails) Rats! Rats! RATS!! WHAT A STUPID GAME!!! (stomps all the marbles in the ring flat)
-->'''Schroder:''' (mocks Charlie Brown) "Let's let her play! She won't hurt anything!"

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-->'''Lucy:''' (tries to shoot her marble but fails) Rats! Rats! RATS!! WHAT fails repeatedly) Rats!...Rats!...RATS!!...'''WHAT A STUPID GAME!!! GAME!!!''' (stomps all the marbles in the ring flat)
-->'''Schroder:''' (mocks
into the ground, and leaves in disgust)
-->'''Schroeder:''' (mocking
Charlie Brown) "Let's let her play! She won't hurt anything!"
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