* Patty and Shermy discuss their possible futures together:
-->'''Patty:''' Will you still love me when you're grown up and are rich and famous, and I'm just a poor little girl?\\
'''Shermy:''' Sure, I will...and will you still love me if you get rich and famous, and I don't have anything?\\
'''Patty:''' That will be different.

[[AC: 1952]]
* Charlie Brown [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness obliviously destroys a comic book rack]] and wonders why the shopkeeper is mad at him.
* Schroeder whistles a complicated series of notes, then asks Charlie Brown to guess what it was.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' "Old Black Joe"? "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"? "Home on the Range"?
-->'''Schroeder:''' Nope... It was the last half of the tenth measure of Sinding's Op. 32, No. 3.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' Y'know, I almost said that... I don't know why I didn't!
* In one of Lucy's early appearances, Charlie goes to get Lucy a drink of water after saying he wants to play some of his records to her. Lucy flat out ''bites the records to pieces'', and says "Lucy eat the three mice mice!". She doesn't understand why Charlie Brown is sad (since she ''destroyed his record collection!'') and says, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint want a bite?]]
* Charlie Brown and Shermy undertake a construction project for Patty and Violet, who boss them around mercilessly, until the structure is completed, and the boys see the signs that the girls have put on it: [[spoiler:"Girls' Club. No Boys allowed"]]
* Charlie Brown, Patty and Shermy are set to play "cowboys", and they choose their roles:
-->'''Patty:''' I'll be the good guy!\\
'''Shermy:''' All right, and I'll be the bad guy!\\
'''Patty:''' What are you going to be, Charlie Brown?\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' I'll be sort of in-between. ''(beat)'' I'll be a hypocrite!
* In a recurring storyline of the period, Lucy once again beats Charlie Brown at checkers, now achieving 3,000 straight victories. She gloats gleefully at her accomplishment, until Charlie Brown lets out a single, disheartened "Rats!"
-->'''Lucy: "RATS?!"''' Well, if'' '''that's''' ''the way you're going to act when you lose, I ''quit!''

* Linus keeps shoving his dinner off his high chair while Lucy and Charlie Brown watch.
-->'''Lucy:''' Mother's trying to get Linus to eat by himself. ''(beat)'' If he knocks his dish off the table three times, he has to go to bed without any supper.\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' Is that teaching him to eat?\\
'''Lucy:''' [[GoneHorriblyRight No, but it's taught him to count to three!]]

* Lucy offers to trade some comic books with Charlie Brown.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' I've only got three: ''Mangle Comics, Disease Comics, ''and'' Gory Comics.''\\
'''Lucy:''' That's fine...here, take three of mine.\\
'''Charlie Brown (seeing what he's gotten):''' ''The Little Bunnies...Billy Bluebird...The Funny Foxes...'' (angrily)'' '''HEY!''' ''
** Later, Shermy reads the titles of a comic book series Charlie Brown owns: ''Revolutionary War Comics, War of 1812 Comics, Civil War Comics, World War I Comics, World War II Comics, ''and'' Korean War Comics.''
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' The next issue has really got me worried.
* Lucy recites a rhyme:
-->"Won four the money,\\
Too fore the show,\\
Three two get ready,\\
And for two go!"\\
That's fun to say even if I ''don't'' understand it!
* Charlie Brown playing [[CrossesTheLineTwice "H-Bomb Test"]]. [[note]]Remembering that this was during the UsefulNotes/ColdWar.[[/note]] [[spoiler:With Lucy as the bomb.]]
* Charlie Brown and Schroeder talk:
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' Sometimes I think I must be a misfit. I just don't seem to fit in anyplace.\\
'''Schroeder:''' Maybe you could join a group of misfits.\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' I probably wouldn't even fit in there.
* Lucy is seen repeatedly tossing away a slice of bread, so that it lands with a "PLOP!", until she informs Violet:
-->I have discovered a SCIENTIFIC TRUTH: No matter how you drop a piece of bread 'n butter, it always lands on the rug "butter side down"!
* Charlie Brown and Violet:
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' Men are lots smarter than women!\\
'''Violet:''' THEY ARE NOT!\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' Men are lots smarter than GIRLS!\\
'''Violet:''' Not necessarily.\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' Well...men MUST be smarter than girl BABIES!\\
'''Violet:''' I guess I can grant you ''that'', Charlie Brown.\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' Somehow, that wasn't much of a victory...
* One strip features an early example of Snoopy's DramaQueen tendencies, at the expense of poor Charlie Brown, of course.
-->'''Snoopy:''' Oh, good grief! Here comes Charlie Brown... I'm in no mood to be patted on the head!\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' (patting Snoopy on the head) Hi, Snoopy. Ol' pal...\\
'''Snoopy:''' (immediately slumps flat on the ground, to the horror of Charlie Brown)\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' (absolutely devastated) I killed him!
** A Sunday strip from the same year shows Lucy attempting to touch Snoopy's nose to check if he's healthy. Not only is she absolutely terrified of touching Snoopy's nose, despite Snoopy being about as non-threatening as a dog can get, he [[SneezeOfDoom sneezes just as she is about to touch his nose and sends her flying backwards.]]
-->'''Lucy:''' '''He ''exploded!''' ''

* Charlie Brown and Schroeder are playing marbles. Lucy wants to play since she has her own marble.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' (over Schroeder's protests) If Lucy wants to play, let's let her play! She won't hurt anything.
-->'''Lucy:''' So, how do you play?
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' Just try to knock all the marbles out of the ring.
-->'''Lucy:''' (tries to shoot her marble but fails repeatedly) Rats!...Rats!...RATS!!...'''WHAT A STUPID GAME!!!''' [[RageQuit (stomps all the marbles in the ring into the ground, and leaves in disgust)]]
-->'''Schroeder:''' (mocking Charlie Brown) "Let's let her play! She won't hurt anything!"
* Charlie Brown shows off a comic strip he drew to Schroeder:
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' I'm afraid it might be too subtle for the average reader.\\
'''Schroeder:''' Not "subtle", Charlie Brown...''vague!''
* [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1955/10/23 This early Sunday strip]] shows Charlie Brown paranoid that Patty and Violet are saying mean things about him behind his back, then being offended when they tell him they weren't even thinking about him.

* Lucy shows Charlie Brown a stuffed dog her dad bought her, and he asks her, "Is it a real stuffed dog, Lucy?":
-->Of course, it's a real stuffed dog! No, I mean it isn't a real dog because it's stuffed, and it's...well, I mean...\\
What I mean is that it's stuffed and it's real, but yet, it...well...I mean...I...I...''\\

* In a Sunday strip, Linus builds a sand castle and Lucy on her tricycle yells "CHARGE!" and zooms right over it. Linus goes to get a pair of pliers and goes to Lucy, the next panel just has the words, "Hey, what are you doing there? What are you doing with those pliers? HEY!!" The last panel has Linus with a big grin after dismantling Lucy's trike.
* [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1957/10/13 In this early Sunday strip,]] Linus, standing outside school grounds, demands to be educated [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor and promptly gets his first lesson.]]

* For a week of dailies, Charlie Brown, Lucy and Linus gaze at the stars. The bulk of it focuses on Linus trying to throw rocks at the stars, highlighted by Lucy admonishing him:
-->Why, you ''blockhead!'' '''What if you had HIT one?!'''

* One time, Charlie Brown had left his shirt behind at Lucy's place after the kids had been playing under the sprinkler, so Lucy put it on and pretended to be him. Then Charlie himself happens along...
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' Well, hello there, Charlie Brown, you blockhead!
* [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1959/05/26 Sally's birth]]. Charlie Brown's overjoyed reaction to the news is definitely [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming]], but it becomes ''hilarious'' as well when he runs out of the house screaming.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' [[FreudianSlip I'M A FATHER]]! (''{{beat}}'') I MEAN '''MY DAD'S''' A FATHER! I'M A BROTHER! I'VE GOT A NEW BABY SISTER! I'M A BROTHER!
-->'''Linus:''' (to Lucy) '''You''' didn't act like that when '''I''' was born.
** One Norwegian translation of the strip manages to make Linus's comment even funnier by turning him much more eloquent and sarcastic, as he tells her: "I'm guessing ''your'' enthusiasm when ''I'' was born was a little more reserved?"

* [[EpicFail That's the first time I've ever seen a kite]] ''explode!''"
* [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1960/05/27 5/27/1960]]:
-->'''Charlie Brown (writing a letter):''' Dear teammates, I have been thinking of resigning my job as your manager, and I-
-->'''Lucy:''' We accept!
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' WAIT 'TIL I FINISH THE LETTER.
* When Lucy is [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1960/06/05 putting a dinosaur skeleton together]], Linus and Snoopy begin dancing and raucously singing "Dem Bones", deliberately mixing the lyrics up ("the knee bone's connected to the wrist bone," etc.) until Lucy hurls them out the front door. The crowning moment is [[UnstoppableRage Lucy's face]] in the panel ''just'' before she does it. And just to seal the deal, Charlie Brown's walking by just in time to see it happen.
* [[https://image.ibb.co/dhnUvb/potatochipfly.gif Lucy mistaking a potato chip]] for a ''butterfly''. The punchline is [[ComicallyMissingThePoint especially silly]].
* [[https://image.ibb.co/nAJ8ow/linus_lucy_car.gif While playing outside]], Linus and Lucy hear a car door open, and thinking their Dad is going to the store, begin to demand he buy them all sorts of things, with Linus getting increasingly loud and demanding, until it's revealed that [[spoiler: their Dad was just pulling the car into the driveway to wash it]].
* The Mad Punter. Just... just the Mad Punter. Us readers know who it is pretty early on, but Linus and Charlie Brown don't find out until the very end. [[spoiler: It's Snoopy.]]

* [[https://image.ibb.co/hOmEdw/c2462d40e1162cb22fab87d7539d6242_snoopy_cartoon_peanuts_cartoon.jpg In a Sunday strip]], Charlie Brown lets Snoopy sleep in his bed with him -- until Snoopy lets out a roaring SNORE, and Charlie Brown banishes a distraught Snoopy back to his doghouse. Then, Charlie Brown decides to relent, and invites Snoopy back inside -- only for CHARLIE BROWN to let rip with a SNORE, and be banished ''himself'' to the doghouse!

* In a Sunday strip, Linus has to draw a picture of a family member for a class assignment -- he's drawing Lucy's face, finished except the mouth, when she sees him at work. He decides it's a good time to stop, but she insists that he draw in the mouth -- he nervously draws it in a wide open shout. She slugs him, and he lies there commenting "It's hard to draw well when your hand is shaking!"
* Charlie Brown drops a fantastic snark on Linus after Linus costs them both the school election. [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1964/10/21 Here's the backstory]], and [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1964/10/24 here's the punchline.]] Especially funny because it's so contrary to Charlie Brown's usual resigned acceptance of failure. Also a moment of Awesome and/or Heartwarming for Charlie Brown, if you find those things in seeing the ol' blockhead stand up for himself.
** Along with Lucy's line about how Charlie Brown would make a good ticket-balancing vice-presidential candidate for Linus because "he'd bring in the wishy-washy vote!"

* A storyline where Linus is at camp occasionally switches back to Lucy, who is both shocked to find that she misses her little brother and irritated that Linus only seems to be writing to Charlie Brown. Then, Linus sends her a birch-bark canoe, and she's deeply touched:
--> '''Lucy:''' Sometimes I think I don't deserve a nice brother like Linus...
--> '''Charlie Brown:''' I have often thought the same thing.
--> ''[Final panel depicts Lucy writing a letter: "Dear Linus, please send me another canoe. The first one broke when I threw it at Charlie Brown."]''
** Earlier, she'd been so bothered by her feelings of missing Linus, she went to her own psychiatric booth for help, describing her problem while sitting on the patient-stool, then switching to her doctor's-chair to declare, "You're cracking up!"

* The [[https://image.ibb.co/jEgKBG/891617db01ccae7ceec694834f865dca.jpg Sunday strip]] where Linus, midway through making himself a bowl of cereal, gets a phone call from someone who's apparently doing all the talking. As the conversation commences (with Linus saying "Uh-huh...uh-huh, yeah, sure") he strains his eyes towards the kitchen table, looking increasingly uncomfortable and frantic, until finally he shouts, "MY COLD CEREAL IS GETTING SOGGY!" The last panel shows Charlie Brown, holding the phone with what can only be described as a "WTF?" expression.

* A Sunday strip in which Lucy urges Linus, [[http://www.peanuts.com/wp-content/comic-strip/color-low-resolution/desktop/2005///Sundays/pe050123comb_hs.jpg "Close your eyes and open your hands."]] When Linus expresses understandable concern that she might be about to palm something creepy off on him, she storms off.
--> '''Linus:''' I know her! She wants me to apologize, and then when I close my eyes again, she really will drop a worm in my hands.
--> '''Lucy:''' I know him..he thinks I want him to apologize so that I really can drop a worm or something in his hands…
--> ''[beat]''
--> '''Lucy:''' This is ridiculous..here…take them!
--> '''Linus:''' [[OhCrap "THEM"?!!!]]
** Followed up by [[http://www.peanuts.com/wp-content/comic-strip/color-low-resolution/desktop/2005///Sundays/pe050306comb_hs.jpg a glorious sequel]] in which Linus palms "them" off on an equally-terrified Snoopy, who's afraid to look and instead settles on Charlie Brown as the next victim. [[NoodleIncident We never find out what "they" are, by the way.]]

* [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1970/03/15 Charlie Brown starts yelling at the kite-eating tree,]] and Linus, who is watching the whole thing, grabs him by the arm and drags him over to Lucy's psychiatric booth.
-->'''Lucy:''' Now, LetMeGetThisStraight. The person who brought you here said you were talking to a tree. Is that right?

* [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1971/01/21 1/21/1971]]: Seems like a normal day at the psychiatric help booth...
--> '''Lucy:''' Little talks like this are almost always good, Charlie Brown. There's a certain value in the exchange of experiences. I suppose I could admit that I've even learned a little something myself.
--> '''Charlie Brown:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase Five cents, please!]]

* [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1972/10/24 From 10/24/1972]]
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' Why would they ban Miss Sweetstory's book from the school library?
-->'''Linus:''' I can't believe it. I just can't believe it!
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' Maybe there are some things in her book that we don't understand.
-->'''Sally:''' In that case, they should also ban my math book!

* One story had Snoopy as a finalist for the Daisy Hill Puppy Cup and when Charlie Brown reads the results...
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' You didn't win.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' There's nothing like a good loser.
* There was a storyline where Charlie Brown went out to watch the sunrise, but instead of the sun, he saw a baseball. Soon, he began seeing baseballs everywhere, and even got a rash on the back of his head that looked like the stitches on a baseball. It was decided he had been thinking too much about baseball, so he went to camp to take his mind off of things. When he thought he was cured, he went out to watch the sunrise to be sure. [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1973/07/05 The conclusion has to be seen in order to be believed.]]
* One story arc had Marcie being cajoled into playing baseball with Peppermint Patty, only to be harassed by a sexist kid named Thibault. [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1973/08/03 She eventually loses her temper]]:
-->'''Marcie:''' Now look here, you cement-headed male-chauvinist dummy... I'm going to tell you something, and I want you to stand here and listen! If you say one word, I'm going to belt you right across the chops!\\
'''Thibault:''' Oh?\\
'''Marcie:''' [[ExactWords That was one word!]]
* Another arc had Snoopy trying to beat Hank Aaron to breaking Babe Ruth's record for career home runs, which inspires a lot of angry letters from overzealous baseball fans.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' Is your hate mail causing you to lose sleep?\\
'''Snoopy:''' (''lying atop his doghouse, next to a literal mountain of letters'') Only when it falls on me.

* 5/30/1975: Charlie Brown delivers Snoopy a stack of pancakes wedged on their side into his supper dish.
-->'''Snoopy:''' Since when are pancakes served standing on end?

* Marcie thinking that Peppermint Patty's team needs baseball caps so she starts making some weird ones such as a chef's cap, a Sherlock Holmes cap, a tiny cap, a giant cap and finally a matador cap.

* Peppermint Patty and Marcie spend the day as caddies for two highly-competitive women golfers. Marcie in particular ends up carrying a golf bag twice her size, which makes navigating uphill holes and sand traps difficult.

* A year after the introduction of Snoopy's short-tempered sometime mixed doubles tennis partner, Molly Volley, this year saw the debut of one of her sporting rivals, and the Peanuts character with the most ridiculous name ever: ''Crybaby Boobie.''
-->'''Molly Volley:''' Okay, we'll receive on this side.
-->'''Crybaby Boobie:''' ''(crying)'' That's not fair! That means we have the sun in our eyes! Why do we have to serve with the sun in our eyes?
-->'''Molly Volley:''' ''(to Snoopy)'' See? Didn't I tell you? Crybaby Boobie complains about everything!
-->'''Crybaby Boobie:''' ''(crying)'' I think the net is too high! These balls feel dead! I can't play on a slow court! These balls are too lively! I think the net is too low!
-->'''Molly Volley:''' Hey, Crybaby, why don't you shut up and serve?!
-->'''Crybaby Boobie:''' ''(crying)'' These balls feel too light! My shoulder hurts! The sun is killing me! The net looks too high!
-->'''Molly Volley:''' I SAID SHUT UP AND SERVE!
-->'''Crybaby Boobie:''' ''(crying)'' NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO PSYCHE ME OUT!
* Sally and Eudora at summer camp, sleeping outside and looking up at the sky:
-->'''Eudora:''' What was that?
-->'''Sally:''' That was a falling star.
-->'''Eudora:''' ''(loudly and triumphantly to the star)'' ''MISSED ME!!''
* Eudora's book report.
-->"This is my literature report. The book I chose to read was the TV Guide... Ma'am?" ''(beat)'' "I was afraid of that."
* A series of strips from December has Lucy talking to Schroeder about a book she's writing about Beethoven, involving multiple scenes of women kicking Beethoven's piano, which Lucy helpfully illustrates by kicking Schroeder's piano. The artwork, where the piano flies into the air, causing Schroeder to be knocked upside-down, really sells the premise. (She also decides to update his life by changing him from a pianist with chronic stomach pains to an electric guitarist with tennis elbow, and at one point has him sit down to dinner with sportscaster Phyllis George.)

* The return of Crybaby Boobie.
-->'''Crybaby Boobie:''' ''(crying)'' I can't play when the sun is so bright! The wind is against me! This court slants! The balls are dead! It's too cloudy! This court is too fast! My racket's too heavy! My shoes are too tight! It's too hot!
-->'''Molly Volley:''' ''(annoyed)'' Stop complaining, Crybaby Boobie! Nobody ever listens to you anyway!
-->'''Crybaby Boobie:''' ''(crying)'' And nobody ever listens to me!!

* Sally gets it into her head that Linus is going to send her a Valentine, and when he inevitably does not, she stays in bed and sulks, telling Charlie Brown to punch Linus in the nose. HilarityEnsues:
** Charlie Brown tells Linus about Sally's "request". Linus' response?
--->'''Linus:''' I hope you don't. You'd probably miss, and hit me in the eye!
** Linus insists that he never promised to give Sally a Valentine, and grumbles that if Charlie Brown is going to punch him in the nose, he should just get it over with. Charlie Brown offers an alternative: he will hold out his fist and Linus can walk into it. But things don't go according to plan...
--->'''Lucy:''' I feel grumpy today... I don't want to talk to anybody or see anybody!\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' ''[eyes closed]'' I'll hold my fist out, Linus, and you walk into it...\\
'''Lucy:''' ''[glaring at Linus]'' Get out of my way! ''[she walks straight into Charlie Brown's fist]''\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' ''[opening his eyes]'' Did it hurt?\\
'''Linus:''' ''[looking at the dazed Lucy]'' No, but it might later if we stick around.
* Charlie Brown refuses to try and kick Lucy's football again. As he walks away, he remarks that at least no one else considers him stupid enough to fall for that trick again. He then comes across Snoopy, Woodstock, Sally, Peppermint Patty, and Marcie all holding footballs for him to try to kick.
* Sally spends several days practicing her one line for the Christmas play: "Hark!" When she finally goes on stage, [[spoiler: she blurts out, "Hockey stick!"]] That night, Sally berates herself, and exclaims that she must have invoked the scorn of Moses, Luke, and [[ArtisticLicenseReligion "all 50" apostles]].
* An excellent BrickJoke is also set up and pays off during this storyline. When explaining her part to Charlie Brown, Sally says that after she says "Hark," Harold Angel starts to sing. Charlie Brown goes with this, assuming that this is Sally confusing "Herald Angel" (as in ''Hark The Herald Angels Sing'') for a person. However, at the end of the storyline, [[spoiler:Charlie Brown answers the door, to meet a boy who asks for Sally, introducing himself as "Harold Angel." Charlie Brown is left dumbfounded.]]

* When Peppermint Patty is held back a grade she ends up sitting in front of Eudora in class, and tries to act as a BigSisterMentor to her. Goes about as well as you'd expect, since Eudora is an even bigger {{Cloudcuckoolander}} than Peppermint Patty is.
-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' Eudora, is it? Well, if you need any help, Eudora, I'm right here! I took all of these classes last year, so i know all the answers. Just do what I do, and you'll get along great!\\
''(cut to both Peppermint Patty and Eudora asleep and snoring at their desks)''

[[AC: 1987]]
* Sally going through her Christmas cards list and looking mighty peeved:
-->'''Sally:''' I'm gonna scratch Annie off my Christmas card list. Annie didn't send me a card last year, so why should I send her one this year?\\
'''Charlie Brown:''' You don't know anyone named Annie.\\
'''Sally:''' That's no excuse!

* Peppermint Patty ends up playing a sheep in the Christmas play. When it's time for her to go on stage...
-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' Woof! Meow! Moo! Whatever.\\
''(the audience laughs)''\\
'''Peppermint Patty:''' ''(still singing as Marcie drags her off stage)'' And a partridge in a pear tree-e-e!
* It seems Peppermint Patty's track record in holiday performances went from bad to worse at a "Sing-It-Yourself" performance of Music/GeorgeFredericHandel's ''Messiah''; [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1988/12/26 the artwork in the second panel]] is what really sells it:
-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' ''[writing]'' This is my report on the trip our class took to the "Sing-It-Yourself Messiah".\\
''[cut to a flashback panel; Peppermint Patty and Marcie are standing in front of their theatre seats. Peppermint Patty has a VolumetricMouth as Marcie stares at her in disbelief]''\\
'''Peppermint Patty:''' ''[writing]'' I was the only one who was asked to leave the auditorium.

* [[http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1993/06/20 This strip]] for [[spoiler: Father's Day 1993.]]
-->'''Linus''': [[spoiler: What did you do for your dad for Father's Day, Charlie Brown?]]\\
'''Charlie Brown''': [[spoiler: I let him play with my dog.]]

[[AC: 1995]]
* Snoopy as [[Literature/TheTaleOfPeterRabbit Peter Rabbit's]] defense attorney.
* Marcie trying to be a cheerleader. Her idea of a good cheer is "Nyahh nyahh! We're nicer than you!"

[[AC: 1996]]
* Desperate for a dog, Rerun remembers that Snoopy's brother lives out in the desert. He suggests that Snoopy write to him inviting him to come live with him, promising that they could be pals, he could chase sticks, pull Rerun in his wagon and learn tricks. Snoopy begins the letter with "Dear Spike, This was not my idea..."

* What ended up being the final kick-the-football strip. Lucy has to leave and tells Rerun hold the ball in her place. Charlie Brown gets ready to kick it. Cut to later. Lucy asks Rerun if he pulled the ball away or let Charlie Brown kick it. Rerun smugly replies "you'll never know."
* In one of the last strips ever, Charlie Brown is sitting with a very neutral expression he calls his "Joe Torre look". He calls it his secret weapon for the coming baseball season, saying he'll sit like that in the dugout all game long, and as a result, they will win every game.
-->'''Sally:''' No, he can't come to the phone right now.. [[DespairEventHorizon He's cracking up]]..

[[AC:TV Specials]]
* NOTE: ''WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownChristmas'' and ''WesternAnimation/ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown'' [[Funny/ACharlieBrownChristmas have their]] [[Funny/ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown own pages]].
* When Linus runs for school president in ''You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown'', part of his campaign involves appearing on the radio to answer questions that voters ask through the phone. Unfortunately, two of the callers don't have anything relevant to ask, one of them just rambles about how much he wanted to talk to the candidate, and the last one forgets what she wanted to ask.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9KvEus6zM#t=9s Snoopy does battle with a lawn chair.]] The lawn chair wins... kinda.
* In the special ''It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown'', Marcie's {{epic fail}}ures on making Easter eggs. First she fries them, then she tries to put them in the waffle iron, the toaster, and oven, then finally, Peppermint Patty tells her to ''boil'' the eggs. And Marcie messes this up too, since she ''cracks the eggs open'' and pours them into the boiling water, culminating with Peppermint Patty finding out and roaring "Marcie, you made egg soup! '''AUGHHHH!'''"
** Also near the end of the special, after she and Peppermint Patty get eggs from the Easter Beagle, Patty tells Marcie that "We put salt on the eggs and eat them." Marcie, who just happens to have a salt shaker in her pocket, salts the egg and bites it ''without taking the shell off'' and says, "Tastes terrible, sir!"
* In ''Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown,'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elD6Tv-8KOY Lucy destroying Schroeder's toy piano while ranting about "the tortures of the memory of a lost love."]]
* In ''It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown,'' Charlie Brown's reaction after seeing his new baseball field named after him. Later when the game gets rained out...
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' Quitters! That's what you are! You're all a bunch of quitters!
-->'''Sally:''' At least it's good for the crops, Charlie Brown.
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' But we were winning! We were winning! We were winning!
* ''It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown'' is just full of them, including some taken directly from the comics.
** Case in point (based on the 23 December 1989 comic):
--->'''Sally:''' ''(to Snoopy dressed as Santa Claus)'' If you're the real Santa Claus, where are your helpers?\\
''(three Woodstock clones walk by, wearing Santa hats and holding "HELP" signs)''\\
'''Sally:''' That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen!
** Based on the 22 December 1984 comic, Peppermint Patty is cast as a sheep in the school Christmas play opposite Marcie as Mary and Franklin as the archangel Gabriel. Unfortunately for Marcie and Franklin, Peppermint Patty bleats over their dialogue:[[note]] The same play includes Peppermint Patty panicking and blurting out random animal noises as seen in the comics from December 1988, and Sally saying "Hockey stick!" instead of "Hark!" as seen in the comics from December 1983.[[/note]]
--->'''Franklin:''' I am Gabriel, Mary, and I couldn't hear you because of the sheep.
** Earlier in the special, Charlie Brown tries to sell Christmas wreaths door-to-door:
--->'''Charlie Brown:''' Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath?
--->'''Violet:''' It isn't even Thanksgiving yet! By the time Christmas comes, all the needles will be falling off!
--->'''Charlie Brown:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Don't hang it near the turkey.]]

--->'''Charlie Brown:''' Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath?
--->'''Franklin:''' Do you know what you are doing? Don't you realize that you're adding to the over-commercializing of Christmas?
--->'''Charlie Brown:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Not till I sell one!]]
* Any of the {{Funny Background Event}}s in ''Happiness Is a Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown''. Top prize goes to Charlie Brown trying to make a house of cards.
* One really funny moment from an animated special, an adaptation of when Peppermint Patty and Marcie were golf caddies. Marcie puts her shoe in the ball washer and says "My foot is caught in the shoe washer!". Marcie is also on top of the ball washer that is about double her height, making one wonder how in the heck she has gotten up there.
* In the first segment of ''Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales'', Rerun comes across Snoopy dressed as Santa.
-->'''Rerun''': So, Mr. Fancy Claus, remember me? My name is Rerun. What happened to all...the things you were gonna bring me for Christmas last year? Kinda forget, didn't ya, huh? I don't suppose you'd care to explain, would ya, huh?
-->'''Snoopy''': ''(explodes at him)''
** After Snoopy rages at him and Rerun heads home, he tells Lucy that "[[{{Understatement}} he was busy]]".
* Due to being one of the earliest television specials [[note]]a mere two years after ''WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownChristmas''[[/note]], ''You're in Love, Charlie Brown'' is ripe with EarlyInstallmentWeirdness in its drawings and animation, resulting in many hilarious OffModel expressions not far away from each other, which is considerably rare in a Peanuts special.
%%[[http://thenewmattbooproductions.tumblr.com/post/147112068161/these-are-all-from-the-same-special See for yourself.]]
* Charlie Brown surprises everyone, himself included, by actually doing well in the decathlon in ''You're the Greatest, Charlie Brown'', but no-one is more surprised than Lucy, and her reactions to his success are some of the funniest moments of the special. When Charlie Brown places first in the discus, Lucy yells, "Stop the world, I want to get off!" And when he takes an early lead in the 1500m, she says, "Charlie Brown has the lead! I may faint!" [[spoiler:Of course, balance is restored when he closes his eyes, misses the first turn in the track, and runs out of the stadium and out of contention...]]
* The montage of comic vignettes in the first act of ''There's No Time for Love, Charlie Brown'' showing Charlie Brown, Sally, Linus, Lucy, Peppermint Patty, and Franklin's collective academic struggles is full of hilarious moments.
** Charlie Brown's struggles include getting Cs in every class and describing himself to Linus as "a straight-'blah' student"; trying to tell his teacher that he hasn't done his report on Africa and dissolving into a cry of "I THROW MYSELF UPON THE MERCY OF THE COURT!"; telling Linus that he worries about school ''and'' about worrying about school; and reeling after Linus tells him about the importance of getting good grades to advance from grammar school to high school to college to graduate school to the workforce, and then their kids can then get good grades to advance from grammar school to high school to college to...
** Sally's struggles include writing a report about agriculture in which she says melons must be planted between 15 May and 5 June and wonders what happens if you are out of town during those weeks; being cut off halfway through a "show and tell" presentation after declaring the box she has brought has things in it to fill her classmates with fear, terror, and horror; attempting to answer a mathematics question and soon resorting to guessing random numbers; melting down as she reads the list of set theory topics in her "new math" book, as all she wants to know is "how much is two and two";[[note]] In this respect, Sally is in good company; the main opposition to "new math" stemmed from the fact that it dove straight into abstract topics without bothering to connect them to anything familiar to the students... or to their teachers (who had no idea how to teach the topics) or parents (who were completely unable to help their children with their homework).[[/note]] and immediately regretting telling her teacher that she could not possibly care less who Henry IV's father was, describing it as a "gut reaction".
** Peppermint Patty's struggles include a science project (Franklin says he'll do his on metals in the earth and how they have influenced mankind's development; Patty's reaction to the project inspires her to do one on stomachaches); advising Franklin that any book on psychology that can be understood cannot possibly be any good; prompting Franklin to swear off measuring for the rest of his life rather than face learning the metric system;[[note]] Luckily, he didn't have to bother; opposition from the public and the construction industry led to the plans to adopt the metric system in the United States being shelved indefinitely within a few years of this special's air date in 1973.[[/note]] asking Charlie Brown if he'd put her high school graduation photo on his piano and being told the Brown family doesn't have a piano; assuring Franklin that in algebra problems, ''x'' is nearly always 11 and ''y'' is nearly always 9; answering a mathematics question incorrectly and instructing "the jury" to "please disregard that last statement"; and declaring after reading another mathematics question that it's finally happened: her education has ground to a halt.
** Linus and Lucy's struggles include a complicated mathematics problem that reduces Lucy to pretending to be a phone operator unable to complete Linus' call and telling him to dial again; and Linus saying that there's no way to do "new math" problems with an "old math" mind.
** Even Snoopy gets in on things, donning his Joe Cool costume and winking at Violet - who slaps him across the face so hard his sunglasses break.
* In ''Someday You'll Find Her, Charlie Brown'', Snoopy and Woodstock arrive at the Happy Valley Farm where the third girl who was at the football game lives. Snoopy ends up having a little bit of trouble crossing the cattle guard, but once he gets across, he and Woodstock are attacked by the bobcat from ''WesternAnimation/RaceForYourLifeCharlieBrown'' and get chased back across the cattle guard, which Snoopy has problems getting through again. Charlie Brown and Linus show up and, [[CassandraTruth ignoring Snoopy and Woodstock trying to warn them about the cat]], walk in past the cat, as Charlie Brown pets him. Then they learn the hard way that Snoopy and Woodstock were telling the truth about the cat and get chased behind a hill and then back over the cattle guard.

* The song ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxzg_iM-T4E Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron]]''. Mixed with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome because [[spoiler: ''Snoopy wins'': when challenged again the Red Baron starts laughing, [[OhCrap only to stop when he sees that]] [[CombatPragmatist Snoopy got in position while he was laughing]]. Then "Snoopy fired once, and he fired [=twice/And=] that Bloody Red Baron went spinning out of sight".]]