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* The Fall, which as it turns out was less of a rebellion and more Satan trying to stage a corporate takeover.
-->'''Edith:''' And how did God take that?
-->'''Satan:''' He said "I am the Alpha and the Omega", and I said that was ''exactly'' the type of doubling down on management roles we were trying to streamline.
* At the end of season 7, God returns to Hell to sort out the whole mess with the baby Patrick, which results in Edith [[FlatEarthAtheist flat-out denying His existence]].
** God reveals He's noticed buses are now questioning His existence, and His response is to set them on fire.
--->'''God:''' I've set fire to ''so many'' buses... those bendy ones go up like a rocket.
** Thomas intervenes in the argument mainly to stick up for Scumspawn when God insults him.
--->'''Thomas:''' You may have invented the Heavens, and the Earth[...] but he [[ItMakesSenseInContext made me a CLOCKWORK DOG!]]\\
'''God:''' ... this place is a madhouse.
** Finally, Edith decides she must be really hallucinating, and if she closes her eyes and wishes hard enough, everyone will be gone. No such luck. Satan just chimes in with a cheery "yoo-hoo. Still here".
-->'''Edith:''' And how did God take that?
-->'''Satan:''' He said "I am the Alpha and the Omega", and I said that was ''exactly'' the type of doubling down on management roles we were trying to streamline.
* At the end of season 7, God returns to Hell to sort out the whole mess with the baby Patrick, which results in Edith [[FlatEarthAtheist flat-out denying His existence]].
** God reveals He's noticed buses are now questioning His existence, and His response is to set them on fire.
--->'''God:''' I've set fire to ''so many'' buses... those bendy ones go up like a rocket.
** Thomas intervenes in the argument mainly to stick up for Scumspawn when God insults him.
--->'''Thomas:''' You may have invented the Heavens, and the Earth[...] but he [[ItMakesSenseInContext made me a CLOCKWORK DOG!]]\\
'''God:''' ... this place is a madhouse.
** Finally, Edith decides she must be really hallucinating, and if she closes her eyes and wishes hard enough, everyone will be gone. No such luck. Satan just chimes in with a cheery "yoo-hoo. Still here".
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* In order to summon God, Satan enlists the help of Thomas, who for reasons has been squashed into a pancake.
-->'''Thomas:''' Why are you smiling like that?
-->'''Satan:''' Because it's Shrove Tuesday.
** The result? Thomas being fried in a giant frying pan (usually reserved for Orson Welles), in the hopes his blasphemous screams will get God's attention.
--->'''Scumspawn:''' A blaspheming pancake. That's not something you see every day.\\
'''Satan:''' Not in your Delia, that's for sure.
** Soon enough, God does appear. Turns out he hasn't arrived because of Thomas's screams - He just likes the smell of pancakes.
-->'''Thomas:''' Why are you smiling like that?
-->'''Satan:''' Because it's Shrove Tuesday.
** The result? Thomas being fried in a giant frying pan (usually reserved for Orson Welles), in the hopes his blasphemous screams will get God's attention.
--->'''Scumspawn:''' A blaspheming pancake. That's not something you see every day.\\
'''Satan:''' Not in your Delia, that's for sure.
** Soon enough, God does appear. Turns out he hasn't arrived because of Thomas's screams - He just likes the smell of pancakes.
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* One of the most evil beings in all of Hell is a dolphin. Named Chuckles. Satan nearly recruits him as his number two, only to decide Chuckles is ''too'' clever and disintegrates him.
* While searching for prospective underlings, Satan interviews a demon who took the form of a giant tapeworm and tormented Mozart by making him listen to his own music played on a hammond organ.
-->'''Professor:''' How does a giant tapeworm play a hammond organ?
-->'''Satan:''' Very badly, as I think Wolfgang can attest.
* While searching for prospective underlings, Satan interviews a demon who took the form of a giant tapeworm and tormented Mozart by making him listen to his own music played on a hammond organ.
-->'''Professor:''' How does a giant tapeworm play a hammond organ?
-->'''Satan:''' Very badly, as I think Wolfgang can attest.
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* In the second Olympic Special, Satan, visiting Earth in disguise, meets Edith's great-niece Emma, whom she remembers as a dear little girl. During his conversation with Emma, he discovers that she is an unprincipled, airheaded, mercenary young woman who's planning to throw the race she's running in for a large bribe from a bookmaker. At the end of their conversation:
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* In the second Olympic Special, Satan, visiting Earth in disguise, a disguised Satan meets Edith's great-niece Emma, whom she remembers as a dear little girl. During his conversation with Emma, he discovers that she is an unprincipled, airheaded, mercenary young woman who's planning to throw the race she's running in for a large bribe from a bookmaker.bribe. At the end of their conversation:
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--->I know they are out there, lying in wait,\\
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-->'''Emma:''' I'll see you later.
-->'''Satan:''' Yeah. ''Eventually.''
-->'''Satan:''' Yeah. ''Eventually.''
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-->'''Emma:''' I'll see you later.
-->'''Satan:'''later.\\
'''Satan:''' Yeah. ''Eventually.''
-->'''Satan:'''
'''Satan:''' Yeah. ''Eventually.''
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--->'''Satan:''' Yep, they call it ''Das [=CRAPital=]''!
--->'''Marx:''' ...I -- I don't understand.
--->'''Satan:''' Of course not. That was a joke, and you're a German.
--->'''Marx:''' ...I -- I don't understand.
--->'''Satan:''' Of course not. That was a joke, and you're a German.
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--->'''Marx:''' ...
'''Marx:''' ...I -- I don't
--->'''Satan:'''
'''Satan:''' Of course not. That was a joke, and you're a German.
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* Scumspawn's many failed transformations. He goes for Cthonic monstrosity, he gets giant prawn. On a bed of lettuce. And on several occasions he turns himself into an electric lawnmower.
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* Scumspawn's many failed transformations. He goes for Cthonic chthonic monstrosity, he gets giant prawn. On a bed of lettuce. And on several occasions he turns himself into an electric lawnmower.
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--->I know they are out there, lying in wait
--->Their eyes gleaming bright with fury and hate.
--->Their gaze is fixed on me their prey
--->Through the long sweat of night and the mad race of day.
--->And I'm transfixed by the thought that they're all the same,
--->each predator's face identical to the other!
--->And I know that man. I know who he is.
--->For it is the accusing face of ... ALAN TITCHMARSH!
--->Their eyes gleaming bright with fury and hate.
--->Their gaze is fixed on me their prey
--->Through the long sweat of night and the mad race of day.
--->And I'm transfixed by the thought that they're all the same,
--->each predator's face identical to the other!
--->And I know that man. I know who he is.
--->For it is the accusing face of ... ALAN TITCHMARSH!
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--->I know they are out there, lying in wait
--->Theirwait,\\
Their eyes gleaming bright with fury andhate.
--->Theirhate.\\
Their gaze is fixed onme me. their prey
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--->Andday.\\
And I'm transfixed by the thought that they're all thesame,
--->eachsame,\\
each predator's face identical to theother!
--->Andothers!\\
And I know thatman. man -- I know who he is.
--->Foris.\\
For it is the accusing faceof ... ALAN TITCHMARSH!of... '''''Alan Titchmarsh!!!'''''
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-->'''Satan:''' Yeah... ''eventually.Yeah. ''Eventually.''
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--->'''Satan:'''Yep, they call it ''Das '''Crap'''ital!
--->'''Marx:'''... I don't understand!
--->'''Satan:''' Of course not, that was a joke, and you're a German.
--->'''Marx:'''... I don't understand!
--->'''Satan:''' Of course not, that was a joke, and you're a German.
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--->'''Marx:'''...
--->'''Marx:''' ...I -- I don't
--->'''Satan:''' Of course
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*Or there's Satan's 'constructive criticism' towards Marxism.
--->'''Satan:'''Yep, they call it ''Das '''Crap'''ital!
--->'''Marx:'''... I don't understand!
--->'''Satan:''' Of course not, that was a joke, and you're a German.
--->'''Satan:'''Yep, they call it ''Das '''Crap'''ital!
--->'''Marx:'''... I don't understand!
--->'''Satan:''' Of course not, that was a joke, and you're a German.
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* In the second Olympic Special, Satan, visiting Earth in disguise, meets Edith's great-niece Emma, whom she remembers as a dear little girl. During his conversation with Emma, he discovers that she is an unprincipled, airheaded, mercenary young woman who's planning to throw the race she's running in for a large bribe from a bookmaker. At the end of their conversation:
-->'''Emma:''' I'll see you later.
-->'''Satan:''' Yeah... ''eventually.''
-->'''Emma:''' I'll see you later.
-->'''Satan:''' Yeah... ''eventually.''
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* Thomas's attempt to express himself through poetry doesn't end up how he wants it to:
--->I know they are out there, lying in wait
--->Their eyes gleaming bright with fury and hate.
--->Their gaze is fixed on me their prey
--->Through the long sweat of night and the mad race of day.
--->And I'm transfixed by the thought that they're all the same,
--->each predator's face identical to the other!
--->And I know that man. I know who he is.
--->For it is the accusing face of ... ALAN TITCHMARSH!
--->I know they are out there, lying in wait
--->Their eyes gleaming bright with fury and hate.
--->Their gaze is fixed on me their prey
--->Through the long sweat of night and the mad race of day.
--->And I'm transfixed by the thought that they're all the same,
--->each predator's face identical to the other!
--->And I know that man. I know who he is.
--->For it is the accusing face of ... ALAN TITCHMARSH!
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* Scumspawn's many failed transformations. He goes for Cthonic monstrosity, he gets giant prawn. On a bed of lettuce. And on several occasions he turns himself into an electric lawnmower.
