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* Overlapping with awesome (and heartwarming), Michael frantically charging a bunch of cops, while handcuffed, to grab Nikita's engagement ring.

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* Overlapping with awesome (and heartwarming), Michael frantically charging a bunch of cops, while handcuffed, to grab Nikita's engagement ring.ring.
* The [=BUTR=] UAV. Nikita thinks the name's gross.
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* Overlapping with awesome, Michael frantically charging a bunch of cops, while handcuffed, to grab Nikita's engagement ring.

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* Overlapping with awesome, awesome (and heartwarming), Michael frantically charging a bunch of cops, while handcuffed, to grab Nikita's engagement ring.
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* Michael and Birkhoff saying that they'll hack "indirectly" by saying "checking" or "peeking". Ryan gets pissed off at that because they aren't under Percy anymore.
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* Alex explaining her plan to [[spoiler: infiltrate Zetrov]] with stick figures, with appropriate smiley and frowny faces, and the subsequent look on her face when Birkhoff questions who a figure represents.

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* Alex explaining her plan to [[spoiler: infiltrate Zetrov]] Zetrov with stick figures, with appropriate smiley and frowny faces, and the subsequent look on her face when Birkhoff questions who a figure represents.



* Overlapping with awesome, Michael frantically charging a bunch of cops, while handcuffed, to grab [[spoiler: Nikita's engagement ring.]]

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* Overlapping with awesome, Michael frantically charging a bunch of cops, while handcuffed, to grab [[spoiler: Nikita's engagement ring.]]
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* Nikita telling Sean that he can't touch the hotel's minibar after arriving in Hong Kong.

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* Nikita telling Sean that he can't touch the hotel's minibar after arriving in Hong Kong.Kong.
* Overlapping with awesome, Michael frantically charging a bunch of cops, while handcuffed, to grab [[spoiler: Nikita's engagement ring.]]

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* The conversation between Nikita and Owen.



* Alex channeling Birkhoff, screaming at the top of her lungs about how she is ''awesome'' when she finds Roan's car.

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* Alex channeling Birkhoff, screaming at the top of her lungs about how she is ''awesome'' when she finds Roan's car.car.
* Nikita telling Sean that he can't touch the hotel's minibar after arriving in Hong Kong.
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** Even funnier when one realises that it was not yet out! Shows that Division has all levels of power...even over Netherrealm Studios.

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** Even funnier when one realises realizes that it was not yet out! Shows that Division has all levels of power...even over Netherrealm Studios.



--> Birkhoff: Actually, it's not, it's simple, because, you see, I do all the hacker stuff. I write the expolit. I even make it look like a video game so your tween minds can understand it!

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--> Birkhoff: Actually, it's not, it's simple, because, you see, I do all the hacker stuff. I write the expolit.exploit. I even make it look like a video game so your tween minds can understand it!



* In "Dead Drop" Sean is shot, and the team drugs him up for the pain. He starts babbling and acting like an over-optomistic little kid.

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* In "Dead Drop" Sean is shot, and the team drugs him up for the pain. is on morphine. He starts babbling and acting like an over-optomistic over-optimistic little kid.



-->Alex explaining her plan to [[spoiler: infiltrate Zetrov]] with stick figures, with appropriate smiley and frowny faces, and the subsequent look on her face when Birkhoff questions who a figure represents.
-->Alex, channelling Birkhoff, screaming at the top of her lungs about how she is ''awesome'' when she finds Roan's car.

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-->Alex * Alex explaining her plan to [[spoiler: infiltrate Zetrov]] with stick figures, with appropriate smiley and frowny faces, and the subsequent look on her face when Birkhoff questions who a figure represents.
-->Alex, channelling * Alex channeling Birkhoff, screaming at the top of her lungs about how she is ''awesome'' when she finds Roan's car.
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-->"Are you saying we're powerless to stop a madman... in ''New Jersey?''"

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-->"Are you saying we're powerless to stop a madman... in ''New Jersey?''"Jersey?''"
-->Alex explaining her plan to [[spoiler: infiltrate Zetrov]] with stick figures, with appropriate smiley and frowny faces, and the subsequent look on her face when Birkhoff questions who a figure represents.
-->Alex, channelling Birkhoff, screaming at the top of her lungs about how she is ''awesome'' when she finds Roan's car.
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-->'''Michael''': ''(calmly)'' Will do.

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-->'''Michael''': ''(calmly)'' ''([[DeadpanSnarker calmly]])'' Will do.
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-->'''Birkhoff''': ''(pats Michael's shoulder)'' Mikey, I expect you to kick my ass when you get back.

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-->'''Birkhoff''': ''(pats Michael's shoulder)'' Mikey, I expect you to can kick my ass when you get back.back. Okay, buddy?
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-->'''Michael''': ''(calmly)'' Will do.

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-->'''Michael''': ''(calmly)'' Will do.do.
** The President's reaction to finding out he's now at Percy's will:
-->"Are you saying we're powerless to stop a madman... in ''New Jersey?''"
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--> '''Sean:''' *to Alex* . . . ''You're'' awesome ... Alex Udinov? More like Alex ''You''dinov-"

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--> '''Sean:''' *to Alex* . . . ''You're'' awesome ... Alex Udinov? More like Alex ''You''dinov-"''You''dinov-"
* [[spoiler: Before Nikita leaves to infiltrate Division and shut down the satellite,]] Birkhoff says a heartfelt goodbye and then ''sneaks in a kiss.'' Michael's face is absolutely hilarious as you can tell it pissed him off but he sort of respects Birkhoff for having the balls to kiss his lady. And then Birkhoff lampshades the moment.
-->'''Birkhoff''': ''(pats Michael's shoulder)'' Mikey, I expect you to kick my ass when you get back.
-->'''Michael''': ''(calmly)'' Will do.
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--> "Roan drives like an old lady"

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--> "Roan drives like an old lady"lady"
* In "Dead Drop" Sean is shot, and the team drugs him up for the pain. He starts babbling and acting like an over-optomistic little kid.
--> '''Sean:''' "You gotta learn to enjoy . . . the little things in life. Have you seen this cot?" *sits up and pats the cot he's lying on* "This cot is awesome."
** And then to Alex:
--> '''Sean:''' *to Alex* . . . ''You're'' awesome ... Alex Udinov? More like Alex ''You''dinov-"
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-->"Okay Rasputin, just die already."

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-->"Okay Rasputin, just die already.""
* Most of Alex's lines from "Shadow Walker"
--> "Roan drives like an old lady"
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--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Michael]]''': By the way, Birkhoff is not working with us.

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--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Michael]]''': By the way, Birkhoff is not working with us.us.
* When Birkhoff is watching Ari's plan to take over Zetrov fall apart, he decides to utter the following line while remotely hammering in the last nail in his coffin:
-->"Okay Rasputin, just die already."
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* After Nathan answers Alex's home phone, he gets Michael instead of the delivery guy and notes: [[AudioErotica "He sounds like Batman."]]

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* After Nathan answers Alex's home phone, he gets Michael instead of the delivery guy and notes: [[AudioErotica "He sounds like Batman."]] "
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-->'''Nikita:''' You rescued us because you're lonely, and you have no friends.

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-->'''Nikita:''' You rescued us because you're lonely, and you have no friends.friends.
** And later, when Michael is speaking to Amanda over video chat and their new nerds manage to track where he is, Birkhoff loses it and jumps in front of the camera, giving a huge, hilarious rant ending in "''It takes a whole squadron of you rejects to even get CLOSE to me, AND I WANT YOU ALL TO DIE KNOWING THAT!''" There's a brief pause, and then Michael obeys Birkhoffs earlier orders:
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Michael]]''': By the way, Birkhoff is not working with us.
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* When Ryan gives Nikita a chance to escape by pointing a gun at his boss.
-->'''Ryan:''' I expect you to break me out of prison the second you have the chance.
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* After all hell breaks loose during Alex's first mission, Michael asks if she's okay and she exclaims: "HELL NO!"

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* After all hell breaks loose during Alex's first mission, Michael asks if she's okay and she exclaims: "HELL NO!"NO!"
* Birkhoff in the season premiere.
-->'''Birkhoff:''' I need you to tell Division that I'm ''not'' working with you guys.
-->'''Michael:''' You rescued us to prove you're not helping us?
-->'''Nikita:''' Aw, nerd...you're lonely.
-->'''Birkhoff:''' I am ''not!''
-->'''Nikita:''' You rescued us because you're lonely, and you have no friends.
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--> Birkhoff: Actually, it's not, it's simple, because, you see, I do all the hacker stuff. I write the expolit. I even make it look like a video game so your tween minds can understand it!

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--> Birkhoff: Actually, it's not, it's simple, because, you see, I do all the hacker stuff. I write the expolit. I even make it look like a video game so your tween minds can understand it!it!
* The flashback in 1x04 of Nikita challenging Michael to a fight with one hand behind his back. The funniest part? ''He wins.'' But what really sells it is when he lands the first blow and she chuckles, "Michael!" in a teasing tone and finishes the scene off by [[UnresolvedSexualTension calling him a tease.]]
* After Nathan answers Alex's home phone, he gets Michael instead of the delivery guy and notes: [[AudioErotica "He sounds like Batman."]]
* After all hell breaks loose during Alex's first mission, Michael asks if she's okay and she exclaims: "HELL NO!"
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Lots. Usually by Nikita.

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Lots. Usually by Nikita.
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** Michael's expression when she says this is rather funny, too.

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** Michael's [[spoiler: Michael]]'s expression when she says this is rather funny, too.
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** And Birkhoff being in his jim-jams whilst talking about this aforementioned government-secret-containing box with the potential to destroy the country.

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** And Birkhoff being in his jim-jams whilst talking about this aforementioned government-secret-containing box with the potential to destroy the country.country.
* Birkhoff's rant when the recruits fail his hacking exercise and Alex calls it hard.
--> Alex: This hacker stuff is really... complicated.
--> Birkhoff: Actually, it's not, it's simple, because, you see, I do all the hacker stuff. I write the expolit. I even make it look like a video game so your tween minds can understand it!
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** Michael's expression when she says this is rather funny, too.
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* The "two deltoids" that must follow Birkhoff everywhere in "Betrayals" ("even follow [him] to the bathroom") until he [[spoiler: cracks the black box's code.]]

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* The "two deltoids" that must follow Birkhoff everywhere in "Betrayals" ("even follow [him] to the bathroom") until he [[spoiler: cracks the black box's code.]]]]
** And Birkhoff being in his jim-jams whilst talking about this aforementioned government-secret-containing box with the potential to destroy the country.
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** Even funnier when one realises that it was not yet out! Shows that Division has all levels of power...even over NetherRealm Studios.

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** Even funnier when one realises that it was not yet out! Shows that Division has all levels of power...even over NetherRealm Netherrealm Studios.

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* The Engineer and Birkhoff play MortalKombat.

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* The Engineer and Birkhoff play MortalKombat.playing MortalKombat.
** Even funnier when one realises that it was not yet out! Shows that Division has all levels of power...even over NetherRealm Studios.



* Michael's repeated line of "I don't like that guy" in regards to Owen in 1X18

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* Michael's repeated line of "I don't like that guy" in regards to Owen in 1X181x18.



-->'''Nikita''': No one. We just sleep together.

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-->'''Nikita''': No one. We just sleep together.together.
* The "two deltoids" that must follow Birkhoff everywhere in "Betrayals" ("even follow [him] to the bathroom") until he [[spoiler: cracks the black box's code.]]
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* Michael's repeated line of, I don't like that guy in 1X18

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* Michael's repeated line of, I of "I don't like that guy guy" in 1X18regards to Owen in 1X18
* "Betrayals" has one very good moment (which, considering the [[WhamEpisode nature]] of the episode, is a highlight):
-->'''Malcolm''':(''about [[spoiler: Michael]]'') Who's this guy?
-->'''Nikita''': No one. We just sleep together.
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* Birkhoff telling Michael to stop obsessing over the recruits (like Nikita and Alex) because "it's getting kind of creepy."

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* Birkhoff telling Michael to stop obsessing over the recruits (like Nikita and Alex) because "it's getting kind of creepy.""
*Michael's repeated line of, I don't like that guy in 1X18
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** The Engineer and Birkhoff play MortalKombat.

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** * The Engineer and Birkhoff play MortalKombat.MortalKombat.
* Birkhoff telling Michael to stop obsessing over the recruits (like Nikita and Alex) because "it's getting kind of creepy."

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