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** This episode also featured a cameo by Mel Torme, who gave Harry his complete discography after hearing what happened to his biggest fan. Unfortunately, Harry was unaware of this development and already had executed his revenge on Dan by taking apart Dan's car piece-by-piece in his office. A distraught Dan grabs his car-less steering wheel and pretends to drive before ''Night Court''[='=]s typical freeze-frame then credits ending.
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** This episode also featured a cameo by Mel Torme, who gave dropped off a full set of replacement records for Harry his complete discography after hearing what had happened to his biggest fan.the originals. Unfortunately, Harry was unaware of this development and already had executed his revenge on Dan by taking apart Dan's car piece-by-piece in his office. A distraught Dan grabs his car-less steering wheel and pretends to drive before ''Night Court''[='=]s typical freeze-frame then credits ending.
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'''Dan:''' Well, sir, it's not used in Manhattan very much. It involves the illegal detonation of ''[[CluckingFunny poultry]]''.\\
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'''Dan:''' Well, sir, it's not used in Manhattan very much. It involves the illegal detonation of ''[[CluckingFunny poultry]]''.''poultry''.\\
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* Just about anytime John Astin showed up as Buddy.
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* Just about anytime John Astin showed up as Buddy. Or even his second season appearance as Harry's hospital roommate Kenny.
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* In the otherwise tearjerker episode "Hello, Goodbye" (first episode of season 3), Bull does some impressive human origami, folding Dan into a near-sphere. Later, when he sobers up, he does apologize: "Sorry I rearranged you."
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'''Mac:''' ...six pints of whole blood...
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'''Mac:''' ...[[BreadEggsMilkSquick six pints of whole blood...blood]]...
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'''Harry:''' You would have named me after MelTorme?!\\
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'''Harry:''' You would have named me after MelTorme?!\\Music/MelTorme?!\\
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* In “Constitution: Part 2,” Bull has scaled the roof to try and get to a delirious Roz. Unfortunately, he does this while she does a delirious mambo on the ledge, accidentally stomping on his hand and sending him falling. Dan, Christine, and Dr. Townsend run over to check on him.
--> '''Dr. Townsend''': Oh thank God, he caught the flag pole!
--> '''Dan Fielding''': [[GroinAttack Too bad he didn't catch it with his hands…]]
--> '''Christine Sullivan''': Bull, are you all right?
--> '''Bull Shannon''': [[InstantSoprano Can I get back to you on that?]]
--> '''Dr. Townsend''': Oh thank God, he caught the flag pole!
--> '''Dan Fielding''': [[GroinAttack Too bad he didn't catch it with his hands…]]
--> '''Christine Sullivan''': Bull, are you all right?
--> '''Bull Shannon''': [[InstantSoprano Can I get back to you on that?]]
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--> '''Dan''': ''I'm Dan Fielding. I just killed my family.''
--> '''Man in Dress''': >Beat< ''Small world.''
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--> '''Dan''': ''I'm I'm Dan Fielding. I just killed my family.''
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--> '''Man in Dress''':>Beat< ''Small ''[Beat]'' Small world.''
--> '''Man in Dress''':
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** Right after this case, we got Dan about to lose his patience with a super slow man who has a rare case of "tortoise nervosa".
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'''Christine:''' Our grief appears to be inconsolable.
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'''Christine:''' [''sarcastically''] Our grief appears to be inconsolable.
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* "The Wheels of Justice, Part 2" had its moments. Mostly involving the unexpected death of the replacement judge, Judge Hemp. How does everyone take it?
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* "The Wheels of Justice, Part 2" had its moments. Mostly involving the unexpected death of the replacement judge, Judge Hemp.Kemp. How does everyone take it?
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'''Dan:''' Oh! (''puts his hand on Judge Hemp's head'') I would ''kill'' for a single in the end zone.\\
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'''Dan:''' Oh! (''puts his hand on Judge Hemp's Kemp's head'') I would ''kill'' for a single in the end zone.\\
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** When Harry returns.
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** When [[TenMinuteRetirement Harry returns.returns]]:
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* "The Wheels of Justice, Part 2" had its moments. Mostly involving the unexpected death of the replacement judge, Judge Hemp. How does everyone take it?
-->'''Christine:''' I guess we're gonna have to call for another judge?\\
'''Mac:''' Well, what about this one?\\
'''Dan:''' Just put him out in the hall, somebody will pick him up eventually.\\
'''Mac:''' Oh, why does this junk always have to be dumped on me? Now, this could take hours and I got tickets to the Jets game tonight.\\
'''Dan:''' You got tickets?\\
'''Mac:''' Yeah, a pair on the 50-yard line.\\
'''Dan:''' Oh! (''puts his hand on Judge Hemp's head'') I would ''kill'' for a single in the end zone.\\
'''Christine:''' Our grief appears to be inconsolable.
** Then when everyone starts to leave, Bull stops them.
-->'''Bull:''' Wait a minute! [[GeniusDitz Paragraph 6 section 27 of the New York City municipal code clearly states that no session of criminal or civil court may be recessed or dismissed unless so ordered by the magistrate presiding over said session]].\\
'''Dan:''' Bull... ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis The man... is... dead]]''.\\
(''Bull looks at the judge, then looks at the folks in the courtroom'')\\
'''Bull:''' (''waves'') Drive safely, everybody!
** Later, the staff is trying to get another replacement judge.
-->'''Mac:''' (''on the phone'') Uh, yeah, hi, yeah, this is, uh, Mac Robinson of Arraignment Court 2. It looks like we're going to need a replacement judge to replace our replacement judge. I know it's the third in 24 hours. You kidding! (''to Christine'') We set a record!
** When Harry returns.
-->'''Harry:''' Well, uh, it's nice to see everything's the way I left it. Except, of course, for the dead guy on my bench.
-->'''Christine:''' I guess we're gonna have to call for another judge?\\
'''Mac:''' Well, what about this one?\\
'''Dan:''' Just put him out in the hall, somebody will pick him up eventually.\\
'''Mac:''' Oh, why does this junk always have to be dumped on me? Now, this could take hours and I got tickets to the Jets game tonight.\\
'''Dan:''' You got tickets?\\
'''Mac:''' Yeah, a pair on the 50-yard line.\\
'''Dan:''' Oh! (''puts his hand on Judge Hemp's head'') I would ''kill'' for a single in the end zone.\\
'''Christine:''' Our grief appears to be inconsolable.
** Then when everyone starts to leave, Bull stops them.
-->'''Bull:''' Wait a minute! [[GeniusDitz Paragraph 6 section 27 of the New York City municipal code clearly states that no session of criminal or civil court may be recessed or dismissed unless so ordered by the magistrate presiding over said session]].\\
'''Dan:''' Bull... ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis The man... is... dead]]''.\\
(''Bull looks at the judge, then looks at the folks in the courtroom'')\\
'''Bull:''' (''waves'') Drive safely, everybody!
** Later, the staff is trying to get another replacement judge.
-->'''Mac:''' (''on the phone'') Uh, yeah, hi, yeah, this is, uh, Mac Robinson of Arraignment Court 2. It looks like we're going to need a replacement judge to replace our replacement judge. I know it's the third in 24 hours. You kidding! (''to Christine'') We set a record!
** When Harry returns.
-->'''Harry:''' Well, uh, it's nice to see everything's the way I left it. Except, of course, for the dead guy on my bench.
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* Dan, Mac, and Harry are all in holding on a contempt charge in "Night Off" (ItMakesSenseInContext). A man in a dress approaches them, and looks at Dan, saying, "Let me guess, English Leather." Dan decides to attempt to scare off the man.
--> '''Dan''': ''I'm Dan Fielding. I just killed my family.''
--> '''Man in Dress''': >Beat< ''Small world.''
--> '''Dan''': ''I'm Dan Fielding. I just killed my family.''
--> '''Man in Dress''': >Beat< ''Small world.''
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* In "The Former Harry Stone," everyone begins to question how old Harry is, so a pool is setup and ages are picked while they wait for his record to come in. At the end of the episode, Harry tells them he's 34. Everyone eagerly checks the list for who picked 34.
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* In "The Former Harry Stone," everyone begins to question how old Harry is, so a pool is setup set up and ages are picked while they wait for his record to come in. At the end of the episode, Harry tells them he's 34. Everyone eagerly checks the list for who picked 34.
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''(Everyone besides Dan scrambles for the exits as well. Reaching his breaking point, Dan finds a razor and contemplates slitting his wrists. Then Alice Beaker, the old woman from the sperm bank appears [[BrainBleach wearing an otherwise-sexy green dress]].)''\\
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''(Everyone besides Dan scrambles for the exits as well. Reaching his breaking point, Dan finds a razor shard of broken glass and contemplates slitting his wrists. Then Alice Beaker, the old woman from the sperm bank appears [[BrainBleach wearing an otherwise-sexy green dress]].)''\\
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''(Dan is torn between the razor and the dress. Finally, he gets up and freshens his mouth. Just then, a mugger points a gun at him.)''\\
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--> '''Mac:''' We're gonna need a gross of pencils, three dozen typewriter ribbons...\\
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'''Florence:''' ''(Walks in with a revolver retrieved from evidence)'' A .44 caliber. It won't stop him, but it should slow him down.\\
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** Later, Mac brings a small paper bag in to Harry in the courtroom.
--->'''Harry:''' What's that?\\
'''Mac:''' Your couch.\\
'''Harry:''' ''[Opens bag and looks inside]'' I guess re-upholstering's out of the question.
--->'''Harry:''' What's that?\\
'''Mac:''' Your couch.\\
'''Harry:''' ''[Opens bag and looks inside]'' I guess re-upholstering's out of the question.
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* The hilarity in the season 3 episode "Walk Away, Renee" really starts after Dan rather bluntly tells Bull something frank about his new girlfriend: "Bull, the woman is a ''hooker''!" Bull then turns around very slowly [[ThisIsGonnaSuck with a mean scowl on his face]]. We then cut to just outside, where Mac is talking with a supplier:
--> '''Mac:''' We're gonna need a gross of pencils, three dozen typewriter ribbons...\\
''[Sound of Dan screaming followed by a loud crash.]''\\
'''Mac:''' ...six pints of whole blood...
** When we come back from commercials, smoke is coming from outside Harry's office. Bull is still inside in the midst of a Bull-sized tantrum.
---> '''Mac:''' Here's your coffee, sir. Bull's still at it, huh?\\
'''Harry:''' ''(Loud crash)'' That was a major appliance, wasn't it?\\
'''Florence:''' ''(Walks in with a revolver retrieved from evidence)'' A .44 caliber. It won't stop him, but it should slow him down.\\
'''Christine:''' ''(Loud and lengthy sound of metal creaking)'' You needed new duct work anyway, sir.
--> '''Mac:''' We're gonna need a gross of pencils, three dozen typewriter ribbons...\\
''[Sound of Dan screaming followed by a loud crash.]''\\
'''Mac:''' ...six pints of whole blood...
** When we come back from commercials, smoke is coming from outside Harry's office. Bull is still inside in the midst of a Bull-sized tantrum.
---> '''Mac:''' Here's your coffee, sir. Bull's still at it, huh?\\
'''Harry:''' ''(Loud crash)'' That was a major appliance, wasn't it?\\
'''Florence:''' ''(Walks in with a revolver retrieved from evidence)'' A .44 caliber. It won't stop him, but it should slow him down.\\
'''Christine:''' ''(Loud and lengthy sound of metal creaking)'' You needed new duct work anyway, sir.
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--> '''Harry:''' I am going to '''''[[GoshdangItToHeck Eat...His...Eyebrows!]]'''''
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* In "Yet Another Day In The Life", an entire case was carried out in Seussian verse. For reference the case is about a mother assaulting Dr Seuss {{Expy}} Doctor Wiggles when her son broke his arm imitating "the Snurt", a character from Wiggle's book "Fleas In Your Trees, No Sneezes Please".
-->'''Wiggles:''' Oh please, I never meant the boy any harm. It was purely his folly that broke his arm. The Snurt is a snoozle and not real at all. You can't blame a snoozle for calling his fall.\\
-->'''Wiggles:''' Oh please, I never meant the boy any harm. It was purely his folly that broke his arm. The Snurt is a snoozle and not real at all. You can't blame a snoozle for calling his fall.\\
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* The "Day in the Life" series of episodes (running once per season for seasons 4 through 7) each compress numerous funny cases and assorted courtroom antics into one little episode, providing a concentrated dose of funny.
** The first one, "A Day in the Life" (season 4), one of the cases seen involves a very short man who attempted to, in Dan's words, "''terminate his life in a laundromat by stuffing himself and $12.00 worth of quarters into a jumbo dryer.''":
--->'''Mr. Grossman:''' I can't take it anymore! I didn't ask to go through life being 5'6"!\\
''(Christine, who stands half a head taller than him, [[{{Beat}} looks at him for a moment]].)''\\
'''Christine:''' You can't be 5'6". ''I'm'' 5'6".\\
'''Mr. Grossman:''' What?\\
'''Harry:''' Mr. Grossman, you didn't, by any chance, happen to set the dryer to High, did you?[[note]]The implied punchline being that, in trying to roast himself, he may have actually ''shrunk'' himself instead.[[/note]]
** The opening joke in "Another Day in the Life" (season 5) is that there's a betting pool over who can get the most convictions by midnight...
--->'''Christine:''' By total volume or percentage?\\
'''Dan:''' Raw tonnage.\\
'''Christine:''' ''What?''\\
'''Dan:''' Yeah, every defendant's weight is right here on the rap sheet. Whoever convicts the most flesh by midnight wins $2,000.\\
'''Mac:''' Talk about living off the fat of the land.
** In "Yet Another Day In TheLife", Life" (season 6), an entire case was carried out in Seussian verse. For reference the case is about a mother assaulting Dr Seuss {{Expy}} Doctor Wiggles when her son broke his arm imitating "the Snurt", a character from Wiggle's book "Fleas In Your Trees, No Sneezes Please".
-->'''Wiggles:''' --->'''Wiggles:''' Oh please, I never meant the boy any harm. It was purely his folly that broke his arm. The Snurt is a snoozle and not real at all. You can't blame a snoozle for calling his fall.\\
** The first one, "A Day in the Life" (season 4), one of the cases seen involves a very short man who attempted to, in Dan's words, "''terminate his life in a laundromat by stuffing himself and $12.00 worth of quarters into a jumbo dryer.''":
--->'''Mr. Grossman:''' I can't take it anymore! I didn't ask to go through life being 5'6"!\\
''(Christine, who stands half a head taller than him, [[{{Beat}} looks at him for a moment]].)''\\
'''Christine:''' You can't be 5'6". ''I'm'' 5'6".\\
'''Mr. Grossman:''' What?\\
'''Harry:''' Mr. Grossman, you didn't, by any chance, happen to set the dryer to High, did you?[[note]]The implied punchline being that, in trying to roast himself, he may have actually ''shrunk'' himself instead.[[/note]]
** The opening joke in "Another Day in the Life" (season 5) is that there's a betting pool over who can get the most convictions by midnight...
--->'''Christine:''' By total volume or percentage?\\
'''Dan:''' Raw tonnage.\\
'''Christine:''' ''What?''\\
'''Dan:''' Yeah, every defendant's weight is right here on the rap sheet. Whoever convicts the most flesh by midnight wins $2,000.\\
'''Mac:''' Talk about living off the fat of the land.
** In "Yet Another Day In The
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1pZqmxvmM This scene from "Still Another Day In The Life" (season 7).]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh1pZqmxvmM This scene from "Still Another Day In The Life".]]
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-->'''Dan:''' [[ExtremeLibido I haven't had sex for two weeks... it's 3:00 in the morning, and I don't have a date!]]\\
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-->'''Dan:''' [[ExtremeLibido I haven't had sex for in two weeks... it's 3:00 in the morning, and I don't have a date!]]\\
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''(all the women in the cafeteria scramble for the exits as the men stay behind; [[AnythingThatMoves Dan continues to leer at Harry, Bull, and Mac]])''\\
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'''Alice:''' I'll be down in the car. Don't keep me waiting.\\
''(Dan is torn between the razor and the dress. Finally, he gets up and freshens his mouth. Just then, a mugger points a gun at him.)''\\
'''Mugger:''' You ain't goin' nowhere, mister!\\
'''Dan:''' '''GOD BLESS YOU!''' ''(Episode ends with Dan gratefully hugging the mugger's gun hand.)''
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* Bull wins a toupee of his choice, and selects one called the "[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner]] Turbo 2000". It's alters his appearance so drastically, the women on staff suddenly find him attractive. Roz, who didn't recognize him at first, was horrified to realize she was turned on by him.
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-->'''Dan:''' ..He knew every sleazy degrading disgusting thing I've ever done in my entire life! Who else would know all that stuff?
'''Mac:''' Me?\\
'''Mac:''' Me?\\
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-->'''Dan:''' ..He knew every sleazy degrading disgusting thing I've ever done in my entire life! Who else would know all that stuff?
'''Mac:'''stuff?\\
'''Mac:''' ..Me?\\
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'''Mac:''' ..Me?\\
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-->'''Dan:''' He knows ''everything!'' Every lie, every sleazy deal, things I never told ''anyone!''\\
'''Mac:''' Except me!\\
'''Mac:''' Except me!\\
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'''Bob:''' Stampede.\\
''[Harry nods with a "thought so" look.]''\\
''[Harry nods with a "thought so" look.]''\\
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'''Bob:''' Stampede.[[FinaglesLaw Stampede]].\\
''[Harry nods witha "thought so" an IKnewIt look.]''\\
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'''Dan:''' [...] You. You? YOU!!! Oh ''thank God!!'' [keels over]
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'''Dan:''' [...] You. You? YOU!!! Oh ''thank God!!'' God!! [keels over]over]''
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-->'''Dan:''' WHY?!\\
'''Mac:''' (barely repressing a giggle) The Devil made me do it.
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** This episode also featured a cameo by Mel Torme, who gave Harry his complete discography after hearing what happened to his biggest fan. Unfortunately, Harry was unaware of this development and already had executed his revenge on Dan by [[spoiler: taking apart Dan's car piece-by-piece in his office]]. A distraught Dan [[spoiler: grabs his car-less steering wheel and pretends to drive]] before Night Court's typical freeze-frame then credits ending.
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** This episode also featured a cameo by Mel Torme, who gave Harry his complete discography after hearing what happened to his biggest fan. Unfortunately, Harry was unaware of this development and already had executed his revenge on Dan by [[spoiler: taking apart Dan's car piece-by-piece in his office]]. office. A distraught Dan [[spoiler: grabs his car-less steering wheel and pretends to drive]] drive before Night Court's ''Night Court''[='=]s typical freeze-frame then credits ending.
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* In the ClipShow episode simply called "Clip Show", the framing device is that the gang is under investigation by the city for the numerous expenses they claimed during Harry's tenure as a Night Court judge. Everyone describes the bizarre things that have taken place in the courtroom and how those related to the various expenses. Even after a disgruntled clown takes them all hostage, the auditor refuses to believe that strange things just happen in Judge Stone's court... until there is a loud noise from the courtroom and everyone enters to find Bull standing in the middle of the room with a full-grown elephant. Shaken, the auditor says, "I believe everything you say."
** The Crowning moment comes when the oblivious Bull turns around, having not noticed the benches behind him and the wall being destroyed, and admonishes the elephant...
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* In the ClipShow episode simply called "Clip Show", the framing device is that the gang is under investigation by the city for the numerous expenses they claimed during Harry's tenure as a Night Court judge. Everyone describes the bizarre things that have taken place in the courtroom and how those related to the various expenses. Even after a disgruntled clown takes them all hostage, the auditor refuses to believe that strange things just happen in Judge Stone's court... until there is a loud noise from the courtroom and everyone enters to find Bull standing in the middle of the room with a full-grown elephant. Shaken, the auditor says, "I believe everything you say."
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* When Mac decides to become an underwear model, the women (even Roz), are taken aback when they see [[MrFanservice Mac shirtless.]]
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* "Christine's Friend" sees Harry and Dan competing for the attention of Christine's former college roommate, Heather (a young Sela Ward) - and Christine is horrified to learn that Heather is considering taking one of them upstate to the literary symposium where she is due to speak.
** Bull's call to order at the beginning of the evening's session suggests Harry might have paid him to help persuade Heather to choose him:
--->'''Bull:''' All rise! This court is now in session! ''[Harry and Dan wave to Heather]'' The honourable - and ''sexy'' - Harold T. Stone presiding.\\
'''Dan:''' Objection!\\
'''Harry:''' Overruled.
** The first case on the docket is a prostitution charge, and Christine tries to warn Heather that Dan is a sex maniac. Unfortunately, the expected evidence does not materialise, leading to Christine embarrassing herself - and the court stenographer adding salt to the wound:
--->'''Harry:''' Whaddaya got, Mac-a-roni?\\
'''Mac:''' Uh, first case, sir, ''People vs. Sheena''. ''[Roz leads in Sheena, a young woman in a hot pink top and purple spandex leggings]'' She's charged with prostitution.\\
'''Harry:''' ''[sarcastically]'' NO.\\
'''Mac:''' Uh-huh.\\
'''Christine:''' ''[to Heather]'' Okay. You don't think that Dan is a sex maniac, you watch this. ''[picks up her case folder and stands on the other side of Sheena to Dan]'' Ready, Your Honour!\\
'''Harry:''' Mr. Prosecutor.\\
'''Dan:''' ''[reading from his case folder, his demeanour pure professionalism]'' Yes, sir, the defendant was arrested in Times Square, she has eight priors, prosecution recommends the maximum. ''[closes his folder]''\\
'''Harry:''' Defence?\\
'''Christine:''' ... that's it? ''[Dan gives her a confused look]'' Uhh, don't you have anything else to say?\\
'''Dan:''' About what?\\
'''Christine:''' "About what?" Oh, come '''on!''' ''[gestures to Sheena's chest]'' Her chest! Her bust! Her '''zoomers!''' ''[{{Beat}}; she {{Facepalm}}s]'' What did I say?...\\
'''Stenographer:''' ''[reading from the record]'' "Oh come on, her chest, her bust, her zoomers."\\
'''Christine:''' Thank you. ''[returns to her spot]''\\
'''Harry:''' Miss Sullivan? The plea?!\\
'''Christine:''' Uh - uh, yeah, Your Honour, my client pleads guilty.\\
'''Harry:''' Fine, $50 fine and time served. ''[bangs his gavel]'' Roz?\\
'''Roz:''' ''[takes Sheena by the arm]'' C'mon, honey, let's go. ''[smirks]'' Zoom, zoom, zoom!
** At a party that evening hosted by artist and society don Roland Jeffries to which the entire regular cast accompany Heather, Bull both embarrasses and terrifies Roz with his attempts at dancing with her, Mac has to fend off a man who insists he knew him in a past life, and Harry and Dan try to win over Heather. To Harry and Christine's horror, she asks Dan to join her for the weekend:
--->'''Harry:''' I cannot believe that you would reject ''me'' for someone like Dan Fielding! Worse, you rejected me '''for''' Dan Fielding!
** Bull's call to order at the beginning of the evening's session suggests Harry might have paid him to help persuade Heather to choose him:
--->'''Bull:''' All rise! This court is now in session! ''[Harry and Dan wave to Heather]'' The honourable - and ''sexy'' - Harold T. Stone presiding.\\
'''Dan:''' Objection!\\
'''Harry:''' Overruled.
** The first case on the docket is a prostitution charge, and Christine tries to warn Heather that Dan is a sex maniac. Unfortunately, the expected evidence does not materialise, leading to Christine embarrassing herself - and the court stenographer adding salt to the wound:
--->'''Harry:''' Whaddaya got, Mac-a-roni?\\
'''Mac:''' Uh, first case, sir, ''People vs. Sheena''. ''[Roz leads in Sheena, a young woman in a hot pink top and purple spandex leggings]'' She's charged with prostitution.\\
'''Harry:''' ''[sarcastically]'' NO.\\
'''Mac:''' Uh-huh.\\
'''Christine:''' ''[to Heather]'' Okay. You don't think that Dan is a sex maniac, you watch this. ''[picks up her case folder and stands on the other side of Sheena to Dan]'' Ready, Your Honour!\\
'''Harry:''' Mr. Prosecutor.\\
'''Dan:''' ''[reading from his case folder, his demeanour pure professionalism]'' Yes, sir, the defendant was arrested in Times Square, she has eight priors, prosecution recommends the maximum. ''[closes his folder]''\\
'''Harry:''' Defence?\\
'''Christine:''' ... that's it? ''[Dan gives her a confused look]'' Uhh, don't you have anything else to say?\\
'''Dan:''' About what?\\
'''Christine:''' "About what?" Oh, come '''on!''' ''[gestures to Sheena's chest]'' Her chest! Her bust! Her '''zoomers!''' ''[{{Beat}}; she {{Facepalm}}s]'' What did I say?...\\
'''Stenographer:''' ''[reading from the record]'' "Oh come on, her chest, her bust, her zoomers."\\
'''Christine:''' Thank you. ''[returns to her spot]''\\
'''Harry:''' Miss Sullivan? The plea?!\\
'''Christine:''' Uh - uh, yeah, Your Honour, my client pleads guilty.\\
'''Harry:''' Fine, $50 fine and time served. ''[bangs his gavel]'' Roz?\\
'''Roz:''' ''[takes Sheena by the arm]'' C'mon, honey, let's go. ''[smirks]'' Zoom, zoom, zoom!
** At a party that evening hosted by artist and society don Roland Jeffries to which the entire regular cast accompany Heather, Bull both embarrasses and terrifies Roz with his attempts at dancing with her, Mac has to fend off a man who insists he knew him in a past life, and Harry and Dan try to win over Heather. To Harry and Christine's horror, she asks Dan to join her for the weekend:
--->'''Harry:''' I cannot believe that you would reject ''me'' for someone like Dan Fielding! Worse, you rejected me '''for''' Dan Fielding!
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-->'''Roz:''' How did Mac's head get on that body?!body?!
* Although "It's Just a Joke" is mostly remembered for the collective SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as the court personnel eviscerate a racist, sexist shock comic, it finds room for genuinely funny moments as well:
-->'''Rev. Sinclair:''' I rest my case, Your Honour, Potter's act is one obscenity after another.\\
'''Harry:''' No, it's one "blankety blank" after another. It's also inane, insipid, and witless, but that is not a judgement, it's a ''plea'' to get you people out of my court. Stupidity dismissed! ''[bangs his gavel]''\\
'''Bull:''' ''[with his signature inflection]'' O-o-o-'''kay!''' ''[salutes and turns to leave until Roz stops him and shakes her head]''
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* Although "It's Just a Joke" is mostly remembered for the collective SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as the court personnel eviscerate a racist, sexist shock comic, it finds room for genuinely funny moments as well:
-->'''Rev. Sinclair:''' I rest my case, Your Honour, Potter's act is one obscenity after another.\\
'''Harry:''' No, it's one "blankety blank" after another. It's also inane, insipid, and witless, but that is not a judgement, it's a ''plea'' to get you people out of my court. Stupidity dismissed! ''[bangs his gavel]''\\
'''Bull:''' ''[with his signature inflection]'' O-o-o-'''kay!''' ''[salutes and turns to leave until Roz stops him and shakes her head]''
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZjEx8ClvsA Also from "Russkie Business"]], One running gag of the episode had Christine being overly sensitive about her appearance, after Harry pointed out a small dent under her eyebrow. At the end of the episode, Bull delivers a note, apparently written by a secret admirer, talking about how beautiful Christine is and how the author would like to take her to dinner. When Christine assumes that the note was just an effort by everyone else to make her feel better and storms off offended, Bull walks across the cafeteria to another table.
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZjEx8ClvsA Also from "Russkie Business"]], Business"]]: One running gag of the episode had Christine being overly sensitive about her appearance, after Harry pointed out a small dent under her eyebrow. At the end of the episode, Bull delivers a note, apparently written by a secret admirer, talking about how beautiful Christine is and how the author would like to take her to dinner. When Christine assumes that the note was just an effort by everyone else to make her feel better and storms off offended, Bull walks across the cafeteria to another table.
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** Eventually, they figure out that the person who said the catch phrase needs to be the one one to trigger it. Dan races to the TV studio, but is unable to speak to Bull in the break between rounds. It isn't until Bull has overcome his fear and won the game on his own that Dan is eventually able to force his way on the stage to shout "Bull! I want to be your love slave!" on live TV before a crowd of millions.
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** Eventually, they figure out that the person who said the catch phrase needs to be the one one to trigger it. Dan races to the TV studio, but is unable to speak to Bull in the break between rounds. It isn't until Bull has overcome his fear and won the game on his own that Dan is eventually able to force his way on the stage to shout "Bull! I want to be your love slave!" on live TV before a crowd of millions.
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'''Bob:''' Yes...[[CrossesTheLineTwice on the railroad tracks]].\\
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'''Bob:''' Yes... [[CrossesTheLineTwice on the railroad tracks]].\\
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** FunnyForeigner Yakov is desperate for a way back to Russia to take care of his sick mother. The official who originally denied Yakov's application for a travel visa - a stereotypical large Russian woman - takes a liking to Dan and tells him that she could make an exception for Yakov if Dan slept with her. When Dan tells everyone else about this breech of protocol...
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** FunnyForeigner Yakov is desperate for a way back to Russia to take care of his sick mother. The official who originally denied Yakov's application for a travel visa - a stereotypical large Russian woman - takes a liking to Dan and tells him that she could make an exception for Yakov if Dan slept with her. When Dan tells everyone else about this breech breach of protocol...
