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* Phill's team, containing then-former Take That singer Gary Barlow and [[OopNorth Tony Wright]] of Terrorvision's interpretation of Dutch heavy metal band Vortex's song "Open The Gate" in Indecipherable Lyrics is to be heard to be believed. Special mention goes to Wright's main contribution, 'bright arse is a plan of beautiful bits'[[note]]The actual line is "We've got a task, a plan, a duty to fulfil"[[/note]], followed by Lamarr interjecting with "It's better than 'Bright arse, burning like fire', innit?"
--> '''Phill''': They're hungry, they're socially conscious, they're angry, they're Dutch, they look like pandas.
* Phill's team, containing then-former Take That singer Gary Barlow and [[OopNorth Tony Wright]] of Terrorvision's interpretation of Dutch heavy metal band Vortex's song "Open The Gate" in Indecipherable Lyrics is to be heard to be believed. Special mention goes to Wright's main contribution, 'bright arse is a plan of beautiful bits'[[note]]The actual line is "We've got a task, a plan, a duty to fulfil"[[/note]], followed by Lamarr interjecting with "It's better than 'Bright arse, burning like fire', innit?"
--> '''Phill''': They're hungry, they're socially conscious, they're angry, they're Dutch, they look like pandas.
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* A guest once interpreted one of the lyrics in a Dutch metal song as 'bright arse is a plan of beautiful bits', and Lamarr interjected with "It's better than 'Bright arse, burning like fire', innit?"
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** Bill mishearing 'Anything Goes' as 'Anything Goats'.
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** The 'scratch and sniff' running gag.
** Bill mishearing 'Anything Goes' as 'Anything Goats'.
** Bill mishearing 'Anything Goes' as 'Anything Goats'.
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** Bill and Mark mishearing 'Anything Goes' as 'Anything Goats'.
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[[AC:Episode 8]]
* Mark joking about writing songs about kicking Welshmen.
* Mark joking about writing songs about kicking Welshmen.
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* Mark joking about writing songs about kicking Welshmen.
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* Adam Hills explaining what 'Waltzing Matilda' actually means, and then he says that for years, Australians have been singing, 'Shagging a mattress, shagging a mattress..."
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* Adam Hills explaining what 'Waltzing Matilda' actually means, and then he says that for years, Australians have been singing, 'Shagging '[[CargoShip Shagging a mattress, shagging a mattress...mattress]]..."
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* Adam Hills explaining what 'Waltzing Matilda' actually means, and then he says that for years, Australians have been singing, 'Shagging a mattress, shagging a mattress..."
-->'''Phill''': [[GroinAttack Imagine catching your cock in the zip!]]
* Adam Hills explaining what 'Waltzing Matilda' actually means, and then he says that for years, Australians have been singing, 'Shagging a mattress, shagging a mattress..."
-->'''Phill''': [[GroinAttack Imagine catching your cock in the zip!]]
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* Adam Hills explaining what 'Waltzing Matilda' actually means, and then he says that for years, Australians have been singing, 'Shagging a mattress, shagging a mattress..."
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* Mark mentioning every Spice Girl in a joke in almost every round, including the Identity Parade.
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* When asked to find a connection between Status Quo (whose lineup includes Francis Rossi) and the Pips (Gladys Knight's backing group)...
-->'''Phill''': Well, Rossi is the name of a famous Italian ice cream manufacturer.
-->'''Rick Wakeman''': Oh yeah! And the Pip in the middle plays the cornet!
-->'''Phill''': Well, Rossi is the name of a famous Italian ice cream manufacturer.
-->'''Rick Wakeman''': Oh yeah! And the Pip in the middle plays the cornet!
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-->'''Phill''': Well, Rossi is the name of a famous Italian ice cream manufacturer.
-->'''Rick Wakeman''': Oh yeah! And the Pip in the middle plays the cornet!
-->'''Phill''': Well, Rossi is the name of a famous Italian ice cream manufacturer.
-->'''Rick Wakeman''': Oh yeah! And the Pip in the middle plays the cornet!
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--> '''Mark:''' ''(looking and sounding bored)'' Is it number one, Mark one? Number two, me too? Number three, [[TakeThatMe the king of grease]]? Number four, [[BestialityIsDepraved The Wiltshire Sheep Worrier]]? I'm not even saying number five!
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--> '''Mark:''' ''(looking and sounding bored)'' Is it number one, Mark one? Number two, me too? Number three, [[TakeThatMe the king of grease]]? ''(sighs resignedly)'' ...Number four, [[BestialityIsDepraved The Wiltshire Sheep Worrier]]? I'm not even saying number five!
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* After Mark and Phill spend several minutes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NqWGFLX5U8 mocking guest Toyah Willcox's supposed lack of intelligence]], she gets fed up and threatens to "come over and fist you both". HilarityEnsues.
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* After Mark and Phill spend several minutes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NqWGFLX5U8 mocking guest Toyah Willcox's supposed lack of intelligence]], she gets fed up and threatens to "come over and [[Main/ThatCameOutWrong fist you both".both]]". HilarityEnsues.
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* After Phill's team make a mess of the Intros round, Mark decides to pass it over. Cut to Sean's team all reading newspapers.
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* After Phill's team make a mess of the Intros round, Mark decides to pass it over. [[Main/BigLippedAlligatorMoment Cut to Sean's team all reading newspapers.newspapers]].
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--> '''Sean:''' I feel like chicken tonight?
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--> '''Sean:''' [[Main/ProductPlacement I feel like chicken tonight?Chicken Tonight?]]
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[[AC:Episode 8]]
* Comedian [[CloudCuckoolander Dave Johns]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint complaining that he can see a stealth bomber]] in a Toploader video.
* Stealth objects continue to be referenced throughout the show, but taken {{Up To Eleven}} in Next Lines...
-->'''Mark''': "Oh June, like the mountains I'm blue..."
-->'''Paul Young''': ''(German accent)'' "Like ze pines, I'm lonesome for you."
-->'''Mark''': Oh, he did it German! ''(German accent)'' [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy Laurel und Hardy]], [[FakeNationality "another fine mess, you've gotten me into!"]]
-->'''Phill''': ''(German accent, gesturing like Oliver Hardy)'' "Now Eva's coming for ''dinner'', I don't want ''you'' in the way, Goebbels!"
-->'''Mark''': ''(German accent, also gesturing like Oliver Hardy)'' "I hope the Allied Powers don't see us on TV, then we'll be in ''a whole heap of trouble!''"
-->'''Dave Johns''': ''(as Stan Laurel, scratching his head)'' "I've lost the tanks!" ''(Audience and Mark laugh)''
-->'''Mark''': Oh, imagine if Rommel was like that!
-->'''Dave''': It'd be great, wouldn't it? You see, you can't fear them when you make fun of 'em.
-->'''Mark''': D'you fear Rommel?
-->'''Dave''': ...Yeah.
-->'''Mark''': He's dead.
-->'''Dave''': ''({{beat}})''... [[SarcasmMode Is he? Oh, thank God!]] ''(Mark laughs even harder)''
-->'''Mark''': That's gonna be a weight off your mind tonight!
-->'''Dave''': Ohh... So they're just buses going past my room, not tanks?
-->'''Mark''': ''({{beat}})''... They're stealth buses!
-->'''Dave''': Well maybe it's a stealth Rommel.
-->'''Mark''': Well if it's dead, it doesn't matter, does it? If it's an invisible dead man, what's the fear?
-->'''Dave''': You could trip over 'im... ''(Audience laughter and applause. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Mark laughs for a good 30 seconds!]])''
-->'''Mark''': ''(still recovering)'' Ohh... We're lucky we got him before they wear off!
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* One episode in season 21 had a guest drop out at the last minute. When asked what his excuse was, Simon said, "Lee can't be here because he's an awful bastard."
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* This episode had Lee Ryan from Blue drop out at the last minute. It's also hinted that Dappy from N-Dubz was the replacement. When asked what his excuse was, Simon said, "Lee can't be here because he's an awful bastard."
--> '''Rich Fulcher''': Simon, don't sugarcoat it, [[SarcasmMode I wanna hear what's on your mind...]]
* This episode had Lee Ryan from Blue drop out at the last minute. It's also hinted that Dappy from N-Dubz was the replacement. When asked what his excuse was, Simon said, "Lee can't be here because he's an awful bastard."
--> '''Rich Fulcher''': Simon, don't sugarcoat it, [[SarcasmMode I wanna hear what's on your mind...]]
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* TimMinchin saying that James was so good-looking and English that he just wanted to punch him in the face.
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* Dani Filth, the lead singer of black metal band Cradle of Filth, was a guest on Phill's team. His bizarre contribution to the intro for 'Have You Seen Her?' by the Chi-Lites led Mark Lamarr to remark, "I think Phill was doing 'Have You Seen Her?' and Danny was doing 'Have You Seen Her? Because I Buried her Around Here Somewhere'."
* Filth (jokingly) telling Lamarr he needs to 'get with the times' and the subsequent look on Lamarr's face.
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* Dani Filth, the lead singer of black metal band Cradle of Filth, was a guest on Phill's team. His bizarre contribution to the intro for 'Have You Seen Her?' by the Chi-Lites led Mark Lamarr to remark, "I think Phill was doing 'Have You Seen Her?' and Danny Dani was doing 'Have You Seen Her? Because I Buried her Around Here Somewhere'."
*Filth Dani (jokingly) telling Lamarr Mark that he needs to 'get with the times' and the subsequent look on Lamarr's Mark's face.
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--> '''Mark:''' "[[TheBeatles Something in the way she moves...]]"
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* After bickering with Pete during the Intros round, Sean gets fed up and randomly decides to walk off set, grabs a random cameraman and [[RunningTheAsylum takes charge of the guy's camera]]. It then cuts to the blurry video footage from said camera which makes it more funny.
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* After bickering with Pete during the Intros round, Sean gets fed up and randomly decides to walk off set, grabs pull a random cameraman onto the set and [[RunningTheAsylum takes charge of the guy's camera]]. It then cuts to the blurry video footage from said camera which makes it more funny.
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* In Freeze Frame, Phill's team are given a clip of former boxer Chris Eubank lisping his way through the Top Of The Tops chart rundown. The whole time you can clearly hear Phill beside himself with laughter. It got even worse when it was revealed the answer (which they guessed correctly) was "Cecelia" by Suggs at number six (or as it ended up sounding: "Thikth, Thethelia by Thuggth").
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* In Freeze Frame, Phill's team are given a clip of former boxer Chris Eubank lisping his way through the Top Of The Tops chart rundown. The Through the whole time clip you can clearly hear Phill beside himself with laughter. It got even worse when it was revealed the answer (which they guessed correctly) was "Cecelia" by Suggs at number six (or as it ended up sounding: "Thikth, Thethelia by Thuggth").
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* In Freeze Frame, Phill's team are given a clip of former boxer Chris Eubank lisping his way through the Top Of The Tops chart countdown. The whole time you can clearly hear Phill beside himself with laughter. It got even worse when it was revealed the answer (which they guessed correctly) was "Cecelia" by Suggs at number six (or as it ended up sounding: "Thikth, Thethelia by Thuggth").
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* In Freeze Frame, Phill's team are given a clip of former boxer Chris Eubank lisping his way through the Top Of The Tops chart countdown.rundown. The whole time you can clearly hear Phill beside himself with laughter. It got even worse when it was revealed the answer (which they guessed correctly) was "Cecelia" by Suggs at number six (or as it ended up sounding: "Thikth, Thethelia by Thuggth").
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* In Freeze Frame, Phill's team are given a clip of former boxer Chris Eubank lisping his way through the Top Of The Tops chart countdown. The whole time you can clearly hear Phill beside himself with laughter. It got even worse when it was revealed the answer (which they guessed correctly) was "Cecelia" by Suggs at number six.
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* In Freeze Frame, Phill's team are given a clip of former boxer Chris Eubank lisping his way through the Top Of The Tops chart countdown. The whole time you can clearly hear Phill beside himself with laughter. It got even worse when it was revealed the answer (which they guessed correctly) was "Cecelia" by Suggs at number six.six (or as it ended up sounding: "Thikth, Thethelia by Thuggth").
--> '''Mark:''' Eubank didn’t finish his chart rundown. His next song was Sigue Sigue Sputnik singing "She Sells Sanctuary"... and the studio had to be evacuated because they thought the sprinklers had gone off.
--> '''Mark:''' Eubank didn’t finish his chart rundown. His next song was Sigue Sigue Sputnik singing "She Sells Sanctuary"... and the studio had to be evacuated because they thought the sprinklers had gone off.
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[[AC: Episode 6]]
* Mark’s intro to the Indecipherable Lyrics round: "So if you thought Whitney Houston sang ‘I’m shaving off my muff for you’, this round is for you".
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* After Phill's team make a mess of the Intros round, Mark decides to pass it over. Cut to Sean's team all reading newspapers.
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--> '''Donna McPhail''': He looks like an uglier version of Phill there.
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* Phill's team are given a Meat Loaf video in Freeze Frame, which leads to this comment:
--> '''Donna McPhail''': He looks like an uglier version of Phill there.
--> '''Phill''': SERIES THREE, BUSINESS AS USUAL.
** In the same segment, Cerys Matthews comments that she fancies Meat Loaf, to which Mark replies "When did you start fancying Meat Loaf, before you’d seen another man?". Followed by Sean joking that she doesn't know better because Wales (where she's from) isn't known for attractive men.
* Phill's team are given a Meat Loaf video in Freeze Frame, which leads to this comment:
--> '''Donna McPhail''': He looks like an uglier version of Phill there.
--> '''Phill''': SERIES THREE, BUSINESS AS USUAL.
** In the same segment, Cerys Matthews comments that she fancies Meat Loaf, to which Mark replies "When did you start fancying Meat Loaf, before you’d seen another man?". Followed by Sean joking that she doesn't know better because Wales (where she's from) isn't known for attractive men.
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* Having a summer theme for what is meant to be a Christmas special because "the BBC are bound to rerun this show in July". They even had a Hawaiian slide guitar as the 'time's up klaxon' in Next Lines.
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* Jay Wobble's air drums during a rendition of "Low Rider" in the Intros round.
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* Jay Wobble's air drums during a rendition of "Low Rider" in the Intros round.
* Jay Wobble's air drums during a rendition of "Low Rider" in the Intros round.
