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''(Myrtle has a "is this actually happening?" look on her face)''\\
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''(Myrtle has a "is this actually happening?" WTF look on her face)''\\
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years.]] I just, uh, need a little help, is all.\\
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years.]] I just, uh, need a little help, is all.\\]]\\
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** In the film adaptation, we have quite a few others including:
--->"FOR BEING A CANTANKEROUS ZIT"\\
"HORSEFUCKING"\\
"CORNHOLING YOUR MOTHER"\\
"FOR BEING KING SHIT"
--->"FOR BEING A CANTANKEROUS ZIT"\\
"HORSEFUCKING"\\
"CORNHOLING YOUR MOTHER"\\
"FOR BEING KING SHIT"
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' [[SarcasmMode Nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years.]] I just need a little help, is all.\\
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' [[SarcasmMode Nothing's Oh, nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years.]] I just just, uh, need a little help, is all.\\
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Aren't you the fucking genius!]] ''(laugh)'' Get me that hacksaw, will you?
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Aren't you the fucking genius!]] genius.]] ''(laugh)'' Get me that hacksaw, will you?
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' Nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years. I just need a little help, is all.\\
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' [[SarcasmMode Nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years. ]] I just need a little help, is all.\\
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''(Myrtle can't quite believe what she's seeing)''\\
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''(Myrtle can't quite believe what she's seeing)''\\has a "is this actually happening?" look on her face)''\\
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''(Myrtle can't quite believe what she's seeing)''\\
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' Nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years, I just need a little help is all.\\
'''Myrtle Keaton:''' Danforth, you're handcuffed to the door.\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' Aren't you the fucking genius! ''(laugh)'' Get me that hacksaw, will you?
'''Myrtle Keaton:''' Danforth, you're handcuffed to the door.\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' Aren't you the fucking genius! ''(laugh)'' Get me that hacksaw, will you?
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' Nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years, years. I just need a little help help, is all.\\
'''Myrtle Keaton:''' [[CaptainObvious Danforth, you're handcuffed to thedoor.door]].\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Aren't you the fuckinggenius! genius!]] ''(laugh)'' Get me that hacksaw, will you?
'''Myrtle Keaton:''' [[CaptainObvious Danforth, you're handcuffed to the
'''Danforth Keaton:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Aren't you the fucking
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that wrong? I didn't mean to.\\
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' Gaunt, distraught)'' I just killed my wife. Is that wrong? I didn't mean to.\\
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'''Myrtle Keaton:''' Danforth you're handcuffed to the door.\\
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' ''(scoffs)'' I thought you died on the john!\\
'''Myrtle Keaton:'''Danforth Danforth, what's wrong?\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' Nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years, I just need a little help is all.\\
'''Myrtle Keaton:''' Danforth, you're handcuffed to the door.\\
'''Myrtle Keaton:'''
'''Danforth Keaton:''' Nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years, I just need a little help is all.\\
'''Myrtle Keaton:''' Danforth, you're handcuffed to the door.\\
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that wrong? I didn't mean to.\\
'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.''
** Also:
'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.''
** Also:
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** We also have this:
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that wrong? I didn't mean to.\\
'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.
** Then at the climax:
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''(after getting his wife to come into the garage, where Dan is still handcuffed to the door)''\\
'''Murtle Keaton:''' Danforth you're handcuffed to the door.\\
'''Murtle Keaton:''' Danforth you're handcuffed to the door.\\
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-->''(Norris Ridgewick has Keaton dead to rights, who is handcuffed to the door of his own car, aims his gun and pulls the trigger... click)''\\
'''Norris Ridgewick:''' Gotcha.\\
''(Keaton suddenly knees Norris, then grabs him and knocks his head into the side of his Caddy, knocking him out cold)''\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' ''(childish sing-song)'' Na-na-na-na-na-na! ''(laughs)''\\
''(after getting his wife to come into the garage, where Dan is still handcuffed to the door)''\\
'''Murtle Keaton:''' Danforth you're handcuffed to the door.\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' Aren't you the fucking genius! ''(laugh)'' Get me that hacksaw, will you?
** We also have this:
'''Norris Ridgewick:''' Gotcha.\\
''(Keaton suddenly knees Norris, then grabs him and knocks his head into the side of his Caddy, knocking him out cold)''\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' ''(childish sing-song)'' Na-na-na-na-na-na! ''(laughs)''\\
''(after getting his wife to come into the garage, where Dan is still handcuffed to the door)''\\
'''Murtle Keaton:''' Danforth you're handcuffed to the door.\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' Aren't you the fucking genius! ''(laugh)'' Get me that hacksaw, will you?
** We also have this:
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--->'''Danforth Keaton:''' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up your stupid town!"//
'''Danforth Keaton:''' ... it was you all along you scuz bucket!//
'''Danforth Keaton:''' ... it was you all along you scuz bucket!//
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'''Danforth Keaton:''' ... it was you all along you scuz
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--->'''Danforth Keaton:''' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up your stupid town!"/
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--->'''Danforth Keaton:''' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up your stupid town!"/town!"//
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*** The TNT extended version changes the swear words to childish insults, making the above exchange even funnier.
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*** The TNT extended version changes the swear words to childish insults, making the above exchange even funnier.funnier.
--->'''Danforth Keaton:''' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up your stupid town!"/
'''Danforth Keaton:''' ... it was you all along you scuz bucket!//
'''Gaunt:''' Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me!
--->'''Danforth Keaton:''' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up your stupid town!"/
'''Danforth Keaton:''' ... it was you all along you scuz bucket!//
'''Gaunt:''' Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me!
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** Also, somewhat BlackComedy.
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** Also, somewhat BlackComedy.Also:
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that wrong? I didn't mean to.
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.''
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.''
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that wrong? I didn't mean to.
-->'''Gaunt:'''to.\\
'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.''
-->'''Gaunt:'''
'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.''
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-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(with a evil mischievous smirk)'' Oops!
-->''(A deranged Dan Keaton suddenly comes out of the shop, armed with a sniper rifle)''
-->'''Danforth Keaton:''' If anybody's finished in this town, it's ''you'' Pangborn!
-->'''Gaunt:''' Finally, a man with some sense.
-->'''Danforth Keaton:''' You guys sound like a fucking AA meeting! ''(puts down his rifle)'' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up--" ''(opens his coat to reveal a bomb vest)'' "--your fucking town!"
** The TNT extended version changes the swear words to childish insults, making the above exchange even funnier.
-->''(A deranged Dan Keaton suddenly comes out of the shop, armed with a sniper rifle)''
-->'''Danforth Keaton:''' If anybody's finished in this town, it's ''you'' Pangborn!
-->'''Gaunt:''' Finally, a man with some sense.
-->'''Danforth Keaton:''' You guys sound like a fucking AA meeting! ''(puts down his rifle)'' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up--" ''(opens his coat to reveal a bomb vest)'' "--your fucking town!"
** The TNT extended version changes the swear words to childish insults, making the above exchange even funnier.
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-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(with a an evil mischievous smirk)'' Oops!
-->''(AOops!\\
''(A deranged Dan Keaton suddenly comes out of the shop, armed with a sniperrifle)''
-->'''Danforthrifle)''\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' If anybody's finished in this town, it's ''you''Pangborn!
-->'''Gaunt:'''Pangborn!\\
'''Gaunt:''' Finally, a man with somesense.
-->'''Danforth''sense''.\\
'''Danforth Keaton:''' You guys sound like a fucking AA meeting! ''(puts down his rifle)'' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up--" ''(opens his coat to reveal a bomb vest)'' "--your fucking town!"
** *** The TNT extended version changes the swear words to childish insults, making the above exchange even funnier.
-->''(A
''(A deranged Dan Keaton suddenly comes out of the shop, armed with a sniper
-->'''Danforth
'''Danforth Keaton:''' If anybody's finished in this town, it's ''you''
-->'''Gaunt:'''
'''Gaunt:''' Finally, a man with some
-->'''Danforth
'''Danforth Keaton:''' You guys sound like a fucking AA meeting! ''(puts down his rifle)'' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up--" ''(opens his coat to reveal a bomb vest)'' "--your fucking town!"
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** Also.
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** Also.Also, somewhat BlackComedy.
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-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(with a evil mischievous smirk)'' Whoops!
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-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(with a evil mischievous smirk)'' Whoops!Oops!
-->''(A deranged Dan Keaton suddenly comes out of the shop, armed with a sniper rifle)''
-->'''Danforth Keaton:''' If anybody's finished in this town, it's ''you'' Pangborn!
-->'''Gaunt:''' Finally, a man with some sense.
-->'''Danforth Keaton:''' You guys sound like a fucking AA meeting! ''(puts down his rifle)'' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up--" ''(opens his coat to reveal a bomb vest)'' "--your fucking town!"
** The TNT extended version changes the swear words to childish insults, making the above exchange even funnier.
-->''(A deranged Dan Keaton suddenly comes out of the shop, armed with a sniper rifle)''
-->'''Danforth Keaton:''' If anybody's finished in this town, it's ''you'' Pangborn!
-->'''Gaunt:''' Finally, a man with some sense.
-->'''Danforth Keaton:''' You guys sound like a fucking AA meeting! ''(puts down his rifle)'' "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up--" ''(opens his coat to reveal a bomb vest)'' "--your fucking town!"
** The TNT extended version changes the swear words to childish insults, making the above exchange even funnier.
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-->''(after Pangborn proclaims that Gaunt is finished, a shot suddenly rings out, hitting the Sheriff in the shoulder and knocking him to the ground)''
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-->''(after Pangborn proclaims that Gaunt is finished, a shot suddenly rings out, hitting the Sheriff in the shoulder arm and knocking him to the ground)''
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that wrong? I didn't mean to
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that wrong? I didn't mean to
to.
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.''
** Also.
-->''(after Pangborn proclaims that Gaunt is finished, a shot suddenly rings out, hitting the Sheriff in the shoulder and knocking him to the ground)''
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(with a evil mischievous smirk)'' Whoops!
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.''
** Also.
-->''(after Pangborn proclaims that Gaunt is finished, a shot suddenly rings out, hitting the Sheriff in the shoulder and knocking him to the ground)''
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(with a evil mischievous smirk)'' Whoops!
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that bad?
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-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that bad?wrong? I didn't mean to
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* In the middle of the dark and violent climax, [[PaedoHunt Frank Jewett and George Nelson]] line up on the steps of the Municipal Building for an old-fashioned DuelToTheDeath. [[spoiler: They somehow manage to [[ShootTheBullet bounce each other's bullets out of the air]], but after standing dumbfounded for a few seconds, both [[AssholeVictim despicable men]] are abruptly vaporized anyway when the building explodes.]]
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* In the middle of the dark and violent climax, [[PaedoHunt Frank Jewett and George Nelson]] line up on the steps of the Municipal Building for an old-fashioned DuelToTheDeath. [[spoiler: They somehow manage to [[ShootTheBullet bounce each other's bullets out of the air]], but after standing dumbfounded for a few seconds, both [[AssholeVictim despicable men]] are abruptly vaporized anyway when the building explodes.]]]]
* This exchange from the movie:
-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that bad?
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.
* This exchange from the movie:
-->'''Keeton:''' ''(on phone to Gaunt)'' I just killed my wife. Is that bad?
-->'''Gaunt:''' ''(very {{affably|Evil}})'' Hey, these things happen.
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* The scene where Buster Keeton finds the hundreds of parking tickets in his living room accusing him of [[BerserkButton embezzlement]] is initially a creepy FreakOut, but Keaton is such a [[AssholeVictim tool]] and the messages on the pink slips start getting so creatively insulting, you can't help but laugh at the '''very''' BlackComedy.
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* The scene where Buster "Buster" Keeton finds the hundreds of parking tickets in his living room accusing him of [[BerserkButton embezzlement]] is initially a creepy FreakOut, but Keaton Keeton is such a [[AssholeVictim tool]] and the messages on the pink slips start getting so creatively insulting, you can't help but laugh at the '''very''' BlackComedy.
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* The sudden burst of slapstick nonsense around John's extremely messy desk.
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* The sudden burst of slapstick nonsense around John's extremely messy desk.desk.
* In the middle of the dark and violent climax, [[PaedoHunt Frank Jewett and George Nelson]] line up on the steps of the Municipal Building for an old-fashioned DuelToTheDeath. [[spoiler: They somehow manage to [[ShootTheBullet bounce each other's bullets out of the air]], but after standing dumbfounded for a few seconds, both [[AssholeVictim despicable men]] are abruptly vaporized anyway when the building explodes.]]
* In the middle of the dark and violent climax, [[PaedoHunt Frank Jewett and George Nelson]] line up on the steps of the Municipal Building for an old-fashioned DuelToTheDeath. [[spoiler: They somehow manage to [[ShootTheBullet bounce each other's bullets out of the air]], but after standing dumbfounded for a few seconds, both [[AssholeVictim despicable men]] are abruptly vaporized anyway when the building explodes.]]
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* Alan recalls a brothel madam he once arrested: "The woman had offered him a bribe, and when he turned that down, she had tried very earnestly to knock his brains out with a birdcage. The tenant, a scrofulous parrot who sometimes said "I fucked your mamma, Frank" in a morose and thoughtful voice, had still been in the cage at the time."
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* Alan recalls a brothel madam he once arrested: "The woman had offered him a bribe, and when he turned that down, she had tried very earnestly to knock his brains out with a birdcage. The tenant, a scrofulous parrot who sometimes said "I fucked your mamma, Frank" in a morose and thoughtful voice, had still been in the cage at the time.""
* The sudden burst of slapstick nonsense around John's extremely messy desk.
* The sudden burst of slapstick nonsense around John's extremely messy desk.
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OTHER VIOLATION(S): FINANCIAL FAGGOTRY
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OTHER VIOLATION(S): FINANCIAL FAGGOTRYFAGGOTRY
* Alan recalls a brothel madam he once arrested: "The woman had offered him a bribe, and when he turned that down, she had tried very earnestly to knock his brains out with a birdcage. The tenant, a scrofulous parrot who sometimes said "I fucked your mamma, Frank" in a morose and thoughtful voice, had still been in the cage at the time."
* Alan recalls a brothel madam he once arrested: "The woman had offered him a bribe, and when he turned that down, she had tried very earnestly to knock his brains out with a birdcage. The tenant, a scrofulous parrot who sometimes said "I fucked your mamma, Frank" in a morose and thoughtful voice, had still been in the cage at the time."
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* The scene in ''Literature/NeedfulThings'' where Keaton finds the hundreds of parking tickets in his living room accusing him of [[BerserkButton embezzlement]] is initially a creepy FreakOut, but Keaton is such a [[AssholeVictim tool]] and the messages on the pink slips start getting so creatively insulting, you can't help but laugh at the '''very''' BlackComedy.
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* The scene in ''Literature/NeedfulThings'' where Keaton Buster Keeton finds the hundreds of parking tickets in his living room accusing him of [[BerserkButton embezzlement]] is initially a creepy FreakOut, but Keaton is such a [[AssholeVictim tool]] and the messages on the pink slips start getting so creatively insulting, you can't help but laugh at the '''very''' BlackComedy.
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LIC. #: OLDFUCK1\\
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LIC. #: OLDFUCK1\\[=OLDFUCK1=]\\
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-->MAKE: SHITMOBILE
-->MODEL: OLD AND WEARY
-->LIC. #: OLDFUCK I
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-->MODEL: OLD AND WEARY
-->LIC. #: OLDFUCK I
-->OTHER VIOLATION(S): FINANCIAL FAGGOTRY
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-->MAKE: SHITMOBILE
-->MODEL:SHITMOBILE\\
MODEL: OLD ANDWEARY
-->LIC.WEARY\\
LIC. #:OLDFUCK I
-->OTHEROLDFUCK1\\
OTHER VIOLATION(S): FINANCIAL FAGGOTRY
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MODEL: OLD AND
-->LIC.
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-->OTHER
OTHER VIOLATION(S): FINANCIAL FAGGOTRY
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* The scene in ''Literature/NeedfulThings'' where Keaton finds the hundreds of parking tickets in his living room accusing him of [[BerserkButton embezzlement]] is initially a creepy FreakOut, but Keaton is such a [[AssholeVictim tool]] and the messages on the pink slips start getting so creatively insulting, you can't help but laugh at the '''very''' BlackComedy.
-->MAKE: SHITMOBILE
-->MODEL: OLD AND WEARY
-->LIC. #: OLDFUCK I
-->OTHER VIOLATION(S): FINANCIAL FAGGOTRY
-->MAKE: SHITMOBILE
-->MODEL: OLD AND WEARY
-->LIC. #: OLDFUCK I
-->OTHER VIOLATION(S): FINANCIAL FAGGOTRY