- The scene where "Buster" Keeton finds the hundreds of parking tickets in his living room accusing him of embezzlement is initially a creepy Freak Out, but Keeton is such a tool and the messages on the pink slips start getting so creatively insulting, you can't help but laugh at the very Black Comedy.MAKE: SHITMOBILE
MODEL: OLD AND WEARY
LIC. #: OLDFUCK1
OTHER VIOLATION(S): FINANCIAL FAGGOTRY- In the film adaptation, we have quite a few others including:"FOR BEING A CANTANKEROUS ZIT"
"HORSEFUCKING"
"CORNHOLING YOUR MOTHER"
"FOR BEING KING SHIT"
- In the film adaptation, we have quite a few others including:
- Alan recalls a brothel madam he once arrested: "The woman had offered him a bribe, and when he turned that down, she had tried very earnestly to knock his brains out with a birdcage. The tenant, a scrofulous parrot who sometimes said "I fucked your mamma, Frank" in a morose and thoughtful voice, had still been in the cage at the time."
- The sudden burst of slapstick nonsense around John's extremely messy desk.
- In the middle of the dark and violent climax, Frank Jewett and George Nelson line up on the steps of the Municipal Building for an old-fashioned Duel to the Death. They somehow manage to bounce each other's bullets out of the air, but after standing dumbfounded for a few seconds, both despicable men are abruptly vaporized anyway when the building explodes.
- This exchange from the movie:(Norris Ridgewick has Keaton dead to rights, who is handcuffed to the door of his own car, aims his gun and pulls the trigger... click)
Norris Ridgewick: Gotcha.
(Keaton suddenly knees Norris, then grabs him and knocks his head into the side of his Caddy, knocking him out cold)
Danforth Keaton: (childish sing-song) Na-na-na-na-na-na! (laughs)
(later, after getting his wife to come into the garage, where Dan is still handcuffed to the car door)
Danforth Keaton: (scoffs) I thought you died on the john!
(Myrtle has a WTF look on her face)
Myrtle Keaton: Danforth, what's wrong?
Danforth Keaton: Oh, nothing's wrong. Things are better than they've been in years. I just, uh, need a little help, is all.
Myrtle Keaton: Danforth, you're handcuffed to the door.
Danforth Keaton: Aren't you the fucking genius. (laugh) Get me that hacksaw, will you?- A few minutes later...
Keeton: (on phone to Gaunt, distraught) I killed my wife. Is that wrong? I didn't mean to.
Gaunt: (very affably) Hey, these things happen.- Then at the climax:
(after Pangborn proclaims that Gaunt is finished, a shot suddenly rings out, hitting the Sheriff in the arm and knocking him to the ground)Gaunt: (with an evil mischievous smirk) Oops!
(A deranged Dan Keaton suddenly comes out of the shop, armed with a sniper rifle)
Danforth Keaton: If anybody's finished in this town, it's you Pangborn!
Gaunt: Finally, a man with some sense.
Danforth Keaton: You guys sound like a fucking AA meeting! (puts down his rifle) "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up—" (opens his coat to reveal a bomb vest) "—your fucking town!"- The TNT extended version changes the swear words to childish insults, making the above exchange even funnier.
Danforth Keaton: "Hi, my name is Dan and I'm here to blow up your stupid town!"
Danforth Keaton: ... it was you all along you scuz bucket!
Gaunt: Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me!
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