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** One of the convicts - Evander Holyfield! - turns as he's getting back on the bus after the mauling: "I don't feel so good. I think I swallowed a finger."
*** One of the flattened Armadillo players is then seen struggling to give the convicts [[FlippingTheBird the middle finger]], [[ComicallyMissingThePoint so we know]] it wasn't ''his''.

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* When Coach Riggendorf is heckling Banks during practice, he drops this gem of an insult:

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* Coach Gennero is initially less than thrilled with Coach Rigg enlisting Blake as the team's new quarterback.
-->'''Gennero''': Well, I hope he gets younger as he gets closer.
* When Coach Riggendorf is heckling Banks during practice, as the latter is training against a blocking sled, he drops this gem of an insult:



* As the Armadillos are struggling to find a practice squad to work with, the devious college dean makes a deal... with the nearby state penitentiary to bring in their meanest ex-football players (in a hilarious touch, played by former and then-current football stars like Dick Butkus known for rough play) in for an afternoon workout. It goes pretty bad for the Armadillos.

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* As When the Armadillos are struggling to find a practice squad to work with, the devious college dean makes a deal... with the nearby state penitentiary to bring in send over their meanest ex-football football players (in a hilarious touch, the convicts are played by former and then-current football stars like Dick Butkus who were known for rough play) in for an afternoon workout. It play). The resulting scrimmage game goes pretty bad about as well as you would expect for the Armadillos.


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** Bonus points for how the guy issues a [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl soprano wail]] afterwards.

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* As the Armadillos are struggling to find a practice squad to work with, the devious college dean makes a deal... with the nearby state penitentiary to bring in their meanest ex-football players (in a hilarious touch, played by former and then-current football stars like Dick Butkus known for rough play) in for an afternoon workout. It goes pretty bad for the Armadillos.
-->'''Andre''' (knocked to the ground): What... were you... in for?
-->'''Convict''' (grinning): Computer fraud!
* During the BarBrawl, Featherstone witnesses Popki (the team's other quarterback who is nowhere near Blake's level) decking one of their rivals:
-->'''Featherstone:''': Hey, Popki, you finally threw something that connected!
* "Welcome to [[GroinAttack foot... ball!]]"



* Struggling to find a practice squad to work with, the devious college dean makes a deal... with the nearby state penitentiary to bring in their meanest ex-football players (in a hilarious touch, played by former and then-current football stars like Dick Butkus known for rough play) in for an afternoon workout. It goes pretty bad for the Armadillos.
-->'''Andre''' (knocked into the ground): What... were you... in for?
-->'''Convict''' (grinning): Computer fraud!
* "Welcome to [[GroinAttack foot... ball!]]"

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* Struggling to find a practice squad to work with, the devious college dean makes a deal... with the nearby state penitentiary to bring in their meanest ex-football players (in a hilarious touch, played by former and then-current football stars like Dick Butkus known for rough play) in for an afternoon workout. It goes pretty bad for the Armadillos.
-->'''Andre''' (knocked into the ground): What... were you... in for?
-->'''Convict''' (grinning): Computer fraud!
* "Welcome to [[GroinAttack foot... ball!]]"
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* When Coach Riggendorf is heckling Banks during practice, he drops this gem:

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* When Coach Riggendorf is heckling Banks during practice, he drops this gem:gem of an insult:

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* Coach Riggendorf (Played by Robert Loggia) attempts to [[RousingSpeech calmly and analytically get the Armadillo's fired up]] for the second half of the [[BigGame final game]] of the movie. At this point the Armadillos are down by at least forty points to 0. Watch the magic happen [[http://youtu.be/ZEbN6Vnr1g8 here.]]

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* When Coach Riggendorf is heckling Banks during practice, he drops this gem:
-->'''Rigg''': Come on, Banks, you're supposed to be hitting a sled, not humping a butterfly!
* Coach Riggendorf (Played by Robert Loggia) attempts to [[RousingSpeech calmly and analytically get the Armadillo's fired up]] for the second half of the [[BigGame final game]] of the movie. At this point the Armadillos are down by at least forty points to 0. Watch the magic happen [[http://youtu.be/ZEbN6Vnr1g8 here.]]



-->'''Paul''' (knocked into the ground): What... were you... in for?

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-->'''Paul''' -->'''Andre''' (knocked into the ground): What... were you... in for?
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* "Welcome to [[GroinAttack foot... ball!]]"
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* Dani returns home to find the cops have just been called on a wild party thrown by her kids.
-->'''Dani''': Officer, I'd like to report a premeditated double homicide.

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-->''Matt [handing Dani his sunglasses]'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.

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-->''Matt [handing Dani his sunglasses]'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.crazy.
* Dani comes home early to find her son about to have sex with his college-aged tutor.
-->'''Tutor''': Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
-->'''Dani''': Good to meet you too, you're fired.
-->'''Tutor''': Of course.

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* Struggling to find a practice squad to work with, the devious college dean makes a deal... with the nearby state penitentiary to bring in their meanest ex-football players (in a hilarious touch, played by former and then-current football stars like Dick Butkus known for rough play) in for an afternoon workout. It goes pretty bad for the Armadillos.
-->'''Paul''' (knocked into the ground): What... were you... in for?
-->'''Convict''' (grinning): Computer fraud!

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* While TK is destroying Dani's stuff in a fit of anger:
-->'''Dani:''' ''(indicating another wall)'' [[DeadpanSnarker "Could you just tear down this wall too, cause I was thinking about expanding."]]
* Nico and Dani are watching Matt and Laura during a Hawks PR session. Nico comments that he knows Dani doesn't like Laura since she always squints when she doesn't like someone or something. A half-scene later after Dani has a conversation with Matt and Laura...
-->''Matt [handing Dani his sunglasses]'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.
* From the film, Coach Riggendorf (Played by Robert Loggia) attempts to [[RousingSpeech calmly and analytically get the Armadillo's fired up]] for the second half of the [[BigGame final game]] of the movie. At this point the Armadillos are down by at least forty points to 0. Watch the magic happen [[http://youtu.be/ZEbN6Vnr1g8 here.]]

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!!Film
* While TK is destroying Dani's stuff in a fit of anger:
-->'''Dani:''' ''(indicating another wall)'' [[DeadpanSnarker "Could you just tear down this wall too, cause I was thinking about expanding."]]
* Nico and Dani are watching Matt and Laura during a Hawks PR session. Nico comments that he knows Dani doesn't like Laura since she always squints when she doesn't like someone or something. A half-scene later after Dani has a conversation with Matt and Laura...
-->''Matt [handing Dani his sunglasses]'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.
* From the film,
Coach Riggendorf (Played by Robert Loggia) attempts to [[RousingSpeech calmly and analytically get the Armadillo's fired up]] for the second half of the [[BigGame final game]] of the movie. At this point the Armadillos are down by at least forty points to 0. Watch the magic happen [[http://youtu.be/ZEbN6Vnr1g8 here.]]



-->''(EVERY player takes a knee!)''

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-->''(EVERY player takes a knee!)''knee!)''

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* While TK is destroying Dani's stuff in a fit of anger:
-->'''Dani:''' ''(indicating another wall)'' [[DeadpanSnarker "Could you just tear down this wall too, cause I was thinking about expanding."]]
* Nico and Dani are watching Matt and Laura during a Hawks PR session. Nico comments that he knows Dani doesn't like Laura since she always squints when she doesn't like someone or something. A half-scene later after Dani has a conversation with Matt and Laura...
-->''Matt [handing Dani his sunglasses]'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.
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-->''(EVERY player takes a knee!)

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-->''(EVERY player takes a knee!)knee!)''
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-->''Matt [handing Dani his sunglasses]'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.

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-->''Matt [handing Dani his sunglasses]'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.crazy.
* From the film, Coach Riggendorf (Played by Robert Loggia) attempts to [[RousingSpeech calmly and analytically get the Armadillo's fired up]] for the second half of the [[BigGame final game]] of the movie. At this point the Armadillos are down by at least forty points to 0. Watch the magic happen [[http://youtu.be/ZEbN6Vnr1g8 here.]]
-->'''Rigg''': Now...let's ANALYZE what's been working for us.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Rigg''':[[SuddenlyShouting NOT A GODDAMN THING'S BEEN WORKING FOR US!]]
-->''(Wally starts tearing of his suit to reveal his usual TSU gym shirt underneath. All of the Armadillos look on, stunned)''
-->'''Rigg''': Like this goddamn suit doesn't work for me! And this stinkin' tie! And this this goddamn shirt! IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME! You know how to play winning hard-nosed football?! You PLAY football like Ed Gennero played football, a guy who gave his life for this football team! He was a 140-pound halfback, and he played like a GODDAMN wild man! No! Like a GODDAMN RAMPAGING BEAST! And that's the way you're gonna do it! You go out there, you tear their [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] heads off, and you SHIT down their necks!!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Rigg:''' ...let us pray!
-->''(EVERY player takes a knee!)
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-->'''Dani:''' ''(indicating another wall)'' "Could you just tear down this wall too, cause I was thinking about expanding."

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-->'''Dani:''' ''(indicating another wall)'' [[DeadpanSnarker "Could you just tear down this wall too, cause I was thinking about expanding.""]]
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-->''Matt hands Dani his sunglasses'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.

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-->''Matt hands [handing Dani his sunglasses'': sunglasses]'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.

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