Line #4 Funny/NecessaryRoughness


1	[[AC:Film]]
2	* Coach Gennero is initially less than thrilled with Coach Rigg enlisting Blake as the team's new quarterback.
3	-->'''Gennero''': Well, I hope he gets younger as he gets closer.
4	* When Coach Riggendorf is heckling Banks as the latter is training against a blocking sled, he drops this gem of an insult:
5	-->'''Rigg''': Come on, Banks, you're supposed to be hitting a sled, not humping a butterfly!
6	* When the Armadillos are struggling to find a practice squad to work with, the devious college dean makes a deal... with the nearby state penitentiary to send over their meanest football players (in a hilarious touch, the convicts are played by former and then-current football stars like Dick Butkus who were known for rough play). The resulting scrimmage game goes about as well as you would expect for the Armadillos.
7	-->'''Andre''' (knocked to the ground): What... were you... in for?
8	-->'''Convict''' (grinning): Computer fraud!
9	** One of the convicts - Evander Holyfield! - turns as he's getting back on the bus after the mauling: "I don't feel so good. I think I swallowed a finger."
10	*** One of the flattened Armadillo players is then seen struggling to give the convicts [[FlippingTheBird the middle finger]], [[ComicallyMissingThePoint so we know]] it wasn't ''his''.
11	* During the BarBrawl, Featherstone witnesses Popki (the team's other quarterback who is nowhere near Blake's level) decking one of their rivals:
12	-->'''Featherstone:''': Hey, Popki, you finally threw something that connected!
13	* "Welcome to [[GroinAttack foot... ball!]]"
14	** Bonus points for how the guy issues a [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl soprano wail]] afterwards.
15	* Coach Riggendorf attempts to [[RousingSpeech calmly and analytically get the Armadillo's fired up]] for the second half of the [[BigGame final game]] of the movie. At this point the Armadillos are down by at least forty points to 0. Watch the magic happen [[http://youtu.be/ZEbN6Vnr1g8 here.]]
16	-->'''Rigg''': Now...let's ANALYZE what's been working for us.
17	-->''({{Beat}})''
18	-->'''Rigg''':[[SuddenlyShouting NOT A GODDAMN THING'S BEEN WORKING FOR US!]]
19	-->''(Wally starts tearing of his suit to reveal his usual TSU gym shirt underneath. All of the Armadillos look on, stunned)''
20	-->'''Rigg''': Like this goddamn suit doesn't work for me! And this stinkin' tie! And this this goddamn shirt! IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME! You know how to play winning hard-nosed football?! You PLAY football like Ed Gennero played football, a guy who gave his life for this football team! He was a 140-pound halfback, and he played like a GODDAMN wild man! No! Like a GODDAMN RAMPAGING BEAST! And that's the way you're gonna do it! You go out there, you tear their [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] heads off, and you SHIT down their necks!!
21	-->''({{Beat}})''
22	-->'''Rigg:''' ...let us pray!
23	-->''(EVERY player takes a knee!)''
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25	[[AC:TV Series]]
26	* While TK is destroying Dani's stuff in a fit of anger:
27	-->'''Dani:''' ''(indicating another wall)'' [[DeadpanSnarker "Could you just tear down this wall too, cause I was thinking about expanding."]]
28	* Dani returns home to find the cops have just been called on a wild party thrown by her kids.
29	-->'''Dani''': Officer, I'd like to report a premeditated double homicide.
30	* Nico and Dani are watching Matt and Laura during a Hawks PR session. Nico comments that he knows Dani doesn't like Laura since she always squints when she doesn't like someone or something. A half-scene later after Dani has a conversation with Matt and Laura...
31	-->''Matt [handing Dani his sunglasses]'': Here, have these. You're squinting like crazy.
32	* Dani comes home early to find her son about to have sex with his college-aged tutor.
33	-->'''Tutor''': Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
34	-->'''Dani''': Good to meet you too, you're fired.

Context Funny / NecessaryRoughness