History Funny / NarutoTheAbridgedSeries

* "[[YourSoulIsMine NO!]] Now [[ADateWithRosiePalms alone time is useless]]!"

---> '''Jiraiya:''' What, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint immensely attractive and studly?]]

* Zabuza's unmasked voice: [[spoiler: JerryLewis. "What? Oh no, the lady! The pretty lady with the way of the dying! Why'd she have to die?" "Why are you attacking me when I'm grieving over the pretty lady! She was so pretty and lady! Good-bye to the mousie!" "Oh, nice Kakashi person, can you revive me and the pretty lady with the Dragonballs?"]]

* You want voice differentiation? [[LiamOBrien That's]] GAARA!

* Episode 31:

** "Japanese '''Hitler'''!!!"
*** Sasuke has learned the ability to defeat his brother and the log... (Beat) ...Yeah, no.
** "Everyone... loves.. the carameldansen...."
** The running theme of the horror that is Gai's naked body.
** "Really? The villains of this arc are the Map Quest ninjas?"
*** "Hold on Vegeta! In a later arc, they bring back ''Mizuki.''"
*** "God damnit I hate filler arcs.."

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: This scene in the black and white flashback Kakashi has in Episode 23:
--> '''Kurenai''': ''(In black and white flashback)'' Kakashi, protect me... With your penis!\\
'''Asuma''': Me too. ''(Snaps back to present/colored Asuma for a second, to Kakashi)'' The hell, man!?!

** Sorry, but quite frankly this one's funnier:
-->'''Kurenai''':(same black and white deal) "Kakashi, save me, you sexy, sexy man!"\\
'''Asuma''': "Yeah, save us... You sexy, sexy man." (Reverts to present) "Okay, I did NAWT say that!"

* Episode 23 has many:
** The part where Kakashi first sees the Akatsuki at the teahouse.
---> '''Kakashi:''' I can't put my finger on it, but something doesn't feel right about these two.
---> '''Itachi:''' ''(to waitress)'' [[DevilInPlainSight Do you have... evil tea?]]
*** Why yes. Yes we do.
*** Excellent. Excellent! [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]
*** Whereupon Kakashi says that [[GenreBlind it's probably nothing]].
** When Kurenai and Asuma confront Itachi and Kisame, Itachi asks them whether it was their Akatsuki robes or their evil chakra that clued them in. Asuma says that it was the evil chakra, only for Kurenai to reveal that Asuma actually noticed that they ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor didn't leave a tip]]''.
** Kakashi's flashback of his [[CurbStompBattle fight]] with Itachi and Kisame involves him being overly heroic, Itachi and Kisame as [[EvilBrit Evil Brits]] complete with mustaches and monocles, and Kurenai (and Asuma) treating him like a sex god.
---> '''Kurenai:''' ''(flashback)'' Kakashi! Protect me...with your penis.
---> '''Asuma:''' ''(flashback)'' Me too!
---> '''Asuma:''' ''(reality)'' The hell man!

---> '''Jiraya:''' Shouldn't you be keeping an eye on [Sasuke]? You know, the only one you actually have left?

---> '''Jiraya:''' What, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint immensely attractive and studly?]]

---> '''Jiraya:''' You'd be surprised. You'd be veery surprised.

---> [[GilliganCut *Cut to Kidomaru's face photoshopped onto a dancing man with techno mosic playing in the background*]]

''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (Gamabunta disappears.)]]

** Hee hee, *moo*.

--> '''Kurenai''': ''(In black and white flashback)'' Kakashi, protect me... with your penis!\\

'''Asuma''': "Yeah, save us...you sexy, sexy man." (Reverts to present) "Okay,I did NAWT say that!"

---> '''Orochimaru:''' The tree has matured. The baby has been born. The meat has.. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Gone.. Bad..]]

* "You have to get out of the village!" She said. "The cherry blossoms are coming, and they're going to take away my tortillas! Get that cow out of the way!" *moo*

** "Please don't punch my catheter!"