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** Captain Amazing has sewn-on patches of various brand name logos of his corporate sponsors on his suit.



-->'''The Waffler''' (played by Dane Cook): I...am the Waffler, with my griddle of justice I bash the enemy on the head or...I burn like so (presses it to his face).

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-->'''The Waffler''' (played by Dane Cook): I...** The Waffler (Dane Cook):
-->"I...
am the Waffler, with my griddle of justice I bash the enemy on the head or...I burn like so (presses it to his face)."
** Pencilhead and Son:



-->"I'm...the '''BALLERINA MAN!!!'''"

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-->"I'm...** "I'm...the '''BALLERINA MAN!!!'''"
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** "''PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. ''You got a problem with that?!''"

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** "''PMS "PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. ''You got a problem with that?!''"

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* "I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. ''You got a problem with that?!''"
-->'''Everyone''': "No!"


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** "''PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. ''You got a problem with that?!''"
-->'''Everyone''': "No!"
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-->"I...am the Waffler (played by Dane Cook).

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-->"I...am the Waffler -->'''The Waffler''' (played by Dane Cook).Cook): I...am the Waffler, with my griddle of justice I bash the enemy on the head or...I burn like so (presses it to his face).



-->"I'm...BALLERINA MAN!!!"

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-->"I'm...BALLERINA MAN!!!"the '''BALLERINA MAN!!!'''"
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-->I'm...BALLERINA MAN!!!

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-->I'm...-->"I'm...BALLERINA MAN!!!MAN!!!"
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** "I...am the Waffler (played by Dane Cook).
** "Evening, I am Pencilhead\\
..."''and I'm Son of Pencilhead''".
** I'm BALLERINA MAN!!!

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** "I...-->"I...am the Waffler (played by Dane Cook).
** "Evening, -->"Evening, I am Pencilhead\\
...
Pencilhead"\\
"''and I'm Son of Pencilhead''".
** I'm -->I'm...BALLERINA MAN!!!
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** "I...am the Waffler (played by Dane Cook).
** "Evening, I am Pencilhead\\
..."''and I'm Son of Pencilhead''".
** I'm BALLERINA MAN!!!
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-->'''Vic''': Casanova Frankenstein [[NiceJobBreakingItHero is locked away in a mental institution]]...

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-->'''Vic''': Casanova Frankenstein [[NiceJobBreakingItHero is locked away in a mental institution]]...nut house]]...
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** "Yes, of course, you may absolutely bring ze brewskis!"
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-->'''Vic''': Casanova Frankenstein '[[NiceJobBreakingItHero is locked away in a mental institution]]...

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-->'''Vic''': Casanova Frankenstein '[[NiceJobBreakingItHero [[NiceJobBreakingItHero is locked away in a mental institution]]...
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-->'''Sally:''' AHAHAHAHA! Jus' junk it, y'miserable cuss!

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-->'''Sally:''' AHAHAHAHA! Jus' junk it, y'miserable cuss!cuss!
* This exchange:
-->'''The Shoveller:''' All right, I'll take point, you two flank. Let's triangulate.
-->'''The Spleen:''' Equilateral or isosceles?

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-->'''Captain Amazing''': Really?

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-->'''Captain Amazing''': Really?''(legitimately surprised)'' Really?
-->'''Vic''': Casanova Frankenstein '[[NiceJobBreakingItHero is locked away in a mental institution]]...

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-->'''Sally:''' Junk it!
-->'''Roy:''' All right, you know what? I'm willing to have this discussion with you, but I think we should deal with it like two people who resp--



-->'''Roy:''' Okay right now, I'm like a powder-keg, and you're the match. If you tell me to junk it ''one more time''-"

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-->'''Roy:''' Okay right now, I'm kinda like a powder-keg, and you're the match. If you tell me to junk it ''one more time''-"



-->'''Sally:''' AHAHAHAHA! Jus' junk it, y'miserable cuss!

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-->'''Sally:''' AHAHAHAHA! Jus' junk it, y'miserable cuss!
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-->'''Roy:''' [''crushes the life out of a tension ball''] '''"...that little sucker just saved your life!"'''

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-->'''Roy:''' [''crushes the life out of a tension ball''] '''"...''"...that little sucker just saved your life!"'''life!"''

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* "JUNK IT!"
** "I want it ''junked''."

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* "JUNK IT!"
**
"Eyyy sucka when you gonna tear down dat jeep like I told you to?"
-->'''Roy:''' That 'jeep' is actually an armoured car of some kind; I can't just rip it apart with a crowbar-"
-->'''Sally:''' "Jus' junk it."
-->'''Roy:''' Well maybe if you gave the proper tools, I could-"
-->'''Sally:'''
"I want it ''junked''.""
-->'''Roy:''' Okay right now, I'm like a powder-keg, and you're the match. If you tell me to junk it ''one more time''-"
-->'''Sally:'''"JUNK IT NOW! Y'got that?"
-->'''Roy:''' [''crushes the life out of a tension ball''] '''"...that little sucker just saved your life!"'''
-->'''Sally:''' AHAHAHAHA! Jus' junk it, y'miserable cuss!
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* When sneaking into Casanova Frankenstein's place, the group trigger something out in the yard that starts making [[HellIsThatNoise an ominous noise.]] While they're freaking out over what kind of death trap it could be...the sprinkers go off.

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* When sneaking into Casanova Frankenstein's place, the group trigger something out in the yard that starts making [[HellIsThatNoise an ominous noise.]] While they're freaking out over what kind of death trap it could be...the sprinkers sprinklers go off.
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* The aftermath of Invisible Boy finally getting to use his powers. [[spoiler: All his clothes fall off.]]

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* The aftermath of Invisible Boy finally getting to use his powers. [[spoiler: All his clothes fall off.]]]]
* "JUNK IT!"
** "I want it ''junked''."
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* When sneaking into Casanova Frankenstein's place, the group trigger something out in the yard that starts making [[HellIsThatNoise an ominous noise.]] While they're freaking out over what kind of death trap it could be...the sprinkers go off.

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* When sneaking into Casanova Frankenstein's place, the group trigger something out in the yard that starts making [[HellIsThatNoise an ominous noise.]] While they're freaking out over what kind of death trap it could be...the sprinkers go off.
* The aftermath of Invisible Boy finally getting to use his powers. [[spoiler: All his clothes fall
off.]]
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* When asked by a reporter what his superpower is, he says in a 'super amount of pain.'

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* When asked by a reporter what his superpower is, he says in a 'super amount of pain.''
* When sneaking into Casanova Frankenstein's place, the group trigger something out in the yard that starts making [[HellIsThatNoise an ominous noise.]] While they're freaking out over what kind of death trap it could be...the sprinkers go off.
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-->'''The Sphinx:''' ''(looks at the watermelon on Mr. Furious' feet)'' <{{beat}}> I don't remember telling you to do that.

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-->'''The Sphinx:''' ''(looks at the watermelon on Mr. Furious' feet)'' <{{beat}}> I don't remember telling you to do that.that.
*When asked by a reporter what his superpower is, he says in a 'super amount of pain.'
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* [[Funny/MysteryMen Crowning Moment of Funny]]: See WaxOnWaxOff on the main page.
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-->'''Mr. Furious''': ...Testicles...rising...

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-->'''Mr. Furious''': ...Testicles...rising...rising...
* From the training montage:
-->'''Mr. Furious:''' ''(balancing a tack hammer on his head)'' Why am I doing this, again?
-->'''The Sphinx:''' When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
-->'''Mr. Furious:''' And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
-->'''The Sphinx:''' ''(looks at the watermelon on Mr. Furious' feet)'' <{{beat}}> I don't remember telling you to do that.
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** "You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!"
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* Roy injuring himself in the process of starting his motorcycle.
-->'''Roy''': ...Testicles...rising...

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* Roy Mr. Furious injuring himself in the process of starting his motorcycle.
-->'''Roy''': ...-->'''Mr. Furious''': ...Testicles...rising...

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* "I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. ''You got a problem with that?!''
-->Everyone: "No!"
* '''FWOOSH''' "Excuse me!"
* When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the PowerWalk

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* "I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. ''You got a problem with that?!''
-->Everyone:
that?!''"
-->'''Everyone''':
"No!"
* '''FWOOSH''' '''*FWOOSH*''' "Excuse me!"
* When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the PowerWalkPowerWalk.



* The super-hero tryout scene.
* Michael Bay's sole line: "Dude....can we bring the brewskis?"

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* The super-hero superhero tryout scene.
* Michael Bay's sole line: "Dude....can we bring the brewskis?"brewskis?"
* Roy injuring himself in the process of starting his motorcycle.
-->'''Roy''': ...Testicles...rising...
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* [[Funny/MysteryMen Crowning Moment of Funny]]: See WaxOnWaxOff on the main page.
* The super-hero tryout scene.
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-->Everyone: "No!"



* Anything the Sphinx says.

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* Anything the Sphinx says.says.
* "What do you mean 'we'? I was standing right over here."
** "...I don't think he's gonna pull through."
* Michael Bay's sole line: "Dude....can we bring the brewskis?"
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* When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the PowerWalk

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* When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the PowerWalkPowerWalk
* About the lack of villains:
-->'''Vic''': Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left.
-->'''Captain Amazing''': Then get... the... Death Man!
-->'''Vic''': Death Man is dead.
-->'''Captain Amazing''': Okay — Father Doom.
-->'''Vic''': Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair —
-->'''Captain Amazing''': Really?
* Anything the Sphinx says.
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* '''FWOOSH''' "Excuse me!"

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* '''FWOOSH''' "Excuse me!"me!"
* When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the PowerWalk
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* '''FWOOSH''' "Excuse me!"

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