History Funny / MyInnerLifeAdaptations

25th May '16 7:15:04 PM HypnoticMeerkat
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* During the DramaticReading, when the reader played Closer by [[NineInchNails Nine Inch Nails]] to the sexual bonding scene

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* During the DramaticReading, when the reader played Closer by [[NineInchNails Nine Inch Nails]] Music/NineInchNails to the sexual bonding scene
7th Mar '16 9:03:01 PM shonengirl
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**** This is even better if you imagine it being yelled in Creator/NobuyukiHiyama's tone of voice.
12th Feb '16 6:02:23 PM Karxrida
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-->Folks, Iíd officially like to label Jenna here as an EntitlementSue. An Entitlement Sue is a Sue who focuses on material possessions or positions of power. If any characters in canon have anything the least bit significant or interesting, no matter for what reason, the Sue will find some way to acquire it or get something just as good if not better. [[FanFic/TheGirlWhoLived Rose Potter]] was one with her Better-Than-Moody chest and contacts, Tree-Of-Life Wand, and Pensieve (among other things). And now we see Jenna here, insisting on once more getting better treatment than the freaking PRINCESS. I wouldnít be surprised if Jenna was told to take care of the Master Sword. No wait, Link owns that and Jenna wouldnít dream of taking anything that her Snoogy-Boo owns. She can only steal from her romantic rivals while thumbing her nose for good measure.

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-->Folks, Iíd officially like to label Jenna here as an EntitlementSue. An Entitlement Sue is a Sue who focuses on material possessions or positions of power. If any characters in canon have anything the least bit significant or interesting, no matter for what reason, the Sue will find some way to acquire it or get something just as good if not better. [[FanFic/TheGirlWhoLived Rose Potter]] Potter was one with her Better-Than-Moody chest and contacts, Tree-Of-Life Wand, and Pensieve (among other things). And now we see Jenna here, insisting on once more getting better treatment than the freaking PRINCESS. I wouldnít be surprised if Jenna was told to take care of the Master Sword. No wait, Link owns that and Jenna wouldnít dream of taking anything that her Snoogy-Boo owns. She can only steal from her romantic rivals while thumbing her nose for good measure.
12th Nov '15 7:35:37 PM SantosLHalper
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** "[[Literature/TheBible When He was given up to death]], a death that He freely accepted, He took bread, gave it to His disciples and said, 'Take this, all of you and eat it. This is my BAWDEHHH!!!! which will be given up for you.'"

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** "[[Literature/TheBible -->''"[[Literature/TheBible When He was given up to death]], a death that He freely accepted, He took bread, gave it to His disciples and said, 'Take this, all of you and eat it. This is my BAWDEHHH!!!! which will be given up for you.'"'"''
2nd May '15 10:29:47 PM Smurfton
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-->For those of you viewers who are unfamiliar with the game [[TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]], much of the gameplay centers around the [[TitleDrop titular]] [[MacGuffin Ocarina of Time]]. The Ocarina is, of course, a treasure of the Royal Family of Hyrule, kept only by the Royal Family. In the game, Zelda keeps it in her possession for most of the start with her plan being that sheíd be the one to use it so that Link could save the Triforce. As said by Zelda up above, the Ocarina is what is able to open a secret door in a temple, which leads to the Master Sword and [[CosmicKeystone Triforce]] (technically [[PlotCoupon three magic stones]] are also needed, but Iím thanking God those were forgotten - the Sue would probably be given those as well). When Zelda is forced to flee the castle, she leaves Link the Ocarina so that he can proceed with the plan without her. He keeps it for the rest of the game, because he doesnít see Zelda again until the very end. When he does see her, she takes the instrument back.

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-->For those of you viewers who are unfamiliar with the game [[TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]], much of the gameplay centers around the [[TitleDrop titular]] [[MacGuffin Ocarina of Time]]. The Ocarina is, of course, a treasure of the Royal Family of Hyrule, kept only by the Royal Family. In the game, Zelda keeps it in her possession for most of the start with her plan being that sheíd be the one to use it so that Link could save the Triforce. As said by Zelda up above, the Ocarina is what is able to open a secret door in a temple, which leads to the Master Sword and [[CosmicKeystone Triforce]] (technically [[PlotCoupon three magic stones]] are also needed, but Iím thanking God those were forgotten - the Sue would probably be given those as well). When Zelda is forced to flee the castle, she leaves Link the Ocarina so that he can proceed with the plan without her. He keeps it for the rest of the game, because he doesnít see Zelda again until the very end. When he does see her, she takes the instrument back.



-->''*inserts pictures of two mad dogs, a [[TheLegendOfZelda Wolfos]], and a [[StarWars Rancor]]*''

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-->''*inserts pictures of two mad dogs, a [[TheLegendOfZelda [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Wolfos]], and a [[StarWars [[Franchise/StarWars Rancor]]*''
14th Jun '14 4:38:03 PM WaterBlap
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*** He gently took his hand '''off and pimp-slapped me''' and wiped away my tears. Then he put his hand '''(which hand, you deluded bitch?)''' underneath my chin and slowly lifted my head up until '''it came off with a pop!''' our eyes met. With his hand '''(how many hands does this doppelganger have? Is he an octopus?....[[OhCrap Oh GOD.]] [[NaughtyTentacles TENTACLE RAPE]] D8)'''

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*** He gently took his hand '''off and pimp-slapped me''' and wiped away my tears. Then he put his hand '''(which hand, you deluded bitch?)''' underneath my chin and slowly lifted my head up until '''it came off with a pop!''' our eyes met. With his hand '''(how many hands does this doppelganger have? Is he an octopus?....[[OhCrap Oh GOD.]] [[NaughtyTentacles TENTACLE RAPE]] RAPE D8)'''
9th Dec '13 9:06:52 AM erforce
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* Also from the DramaticReading; the video covering the bulk of the bonding ceremony opens with music from ''{{Gojira}},'' while he explains that it's the only music that can properly convey the terror.

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* Also from the DramaticReading; the video covering the bulk of the bonding ceremony opens with music from ''{{Gojira}},'' ''Film/{{Gojira}},'' while he explains that it's the only music that can properly convey the terror.
8th Jul '13 11:11:19 AM Mort08
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* Also from the DramaticReading; the video covering the bulk of the bonding ceremony opens with music from ''{{Gojira}},'' while he explains that it's the only music that can properly convey the terror.
1st Jul '13 12:04:28 PM Dreigonix
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-->'''[=ZeldaQueen=]:''' *peers at sentence* Huh. Guess I read that right after all. I thought I'd been mistaken. Well then... *cracks fingers*

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-->'''[=ZeldaQueen=]:''' *peers at sentence* [[TranquilFury Huh. Guess I read that right after all. I thought I'd been mistaken. Well then... ]] *cracks fingers*



-->'''CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ''CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?'' SUETHOR, ARE YOU COMPLETELY STONE-COLD FUCKING ''NUTS?'' I DO BELIEVE YOU ARE! I ALSO REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED THIS GAME, OTHERWISE HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ALRIGHT WITH TRAMPLING ON PRINCESS ZELDA SO MUCH? LOOK AT THAT! THE KING IS TREATING YOUR SELF-INSERT LIKE MORE OF A DAUGHTER THAN ''HIS OWN GOD DAMNED DAUGHTER!!!!'' SUETHOR, I'M SURE YOU WANT TO BE A PRINCESS, BUT DON'T GO AND DO IT BY PUTTING DOWN AND SQUASHING ONE WHO ALREADY EXISTS AND SHOWS MORE GUTS AND WISDOM THAN YOUR SHITTY CHARACTER! YOU DO REALIZE THAT IT'S THINGS LIKE THIS THAT MAKE YOU GET THOSE FLAMES AND NOT THE SEX, DO YOU? ''DO YOU?'' AND THE WORST PART IS, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET UP ANYTIME SOON, NOPE. SO HELP ME SUETHOR, IF I EVER FIND WHERE YOU LIVE I'M GOING TO JAM A SPORK UP ''EVERY AVAILABLE ORIFICE YOU'VE GOT!!!!!'''''

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-->'''CAN -->''*in font size 48 text*'' '''CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ''CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?'' SUETHOR, ARE YOU COMPLETELY STONE-COLD FUCKING ''NUTS?'' I DO BELIEVE YOU ARE! I ALSO REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED THIS GAME, OTHERWISE HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ALRIGHT WITH TRAMPLING ON PRINCESS ZELDA SO MUCH? LOOK AT THAT! THE KING IS TREATING YOUR SELF-INSERT LIKE MORE OF A DAUGHTER THAN ''HIS OWN GOD DAMNED DAUGHTER!!!!'' SUETHOR, I'M SURE YOU WANT TO BE A PRINCESS, BUT DON'T GO AND DO IT BY PUTTING DOWN AND SQUASHING ONE WHO ALREADY EXISTS AND SHOWS MORE GUTS AND WISDOM THAN YOUR SHITTY CHARACTER! YOU DO REALIZE THAT IT'S THINGS LIKE THIS THAT MAKE YOU GET THOSE FLAMES AND NOT THE SEX, DO YOU? ''DO YOU?'' AND THE WORST PART IS, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET UP ANYTIME SOON, NOPE. SO HELP ME SUETHOR, IF I EVER FIND WHERE YOU LIVE I'M GOING TO JAM A SPORK UP ''EVERY AVAILABLE ORIFICE YOU'VE GOT!!!!!'''''GOT!!!!!'''''



-->'''[=ZeldaQueen=]:''' *on tape* ''EXCUSE ME???'' FOUR MONTH YEAR OLD CHILDREN CANNOT DO BASIC MATH! END OF STORY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT FOUR-MONTH-OLD CHILDREN LEARN? HOW TO WAVE THEIR ARMS AROUND AND REACH FOR OBJECTS! THEY CAN'T EVEN ''HOLD'' OBJECTS, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ANY FOUR-MONTH-OLD WOULD HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS AND THEN INDICATE THE ANSWER? YOU DON'T JUST REPEAT THINGS TO A KID A FEW TIMES AND THE KID FIGURES IT OUT! ''IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!'' CHILDREN DON'T LEARN MATH PROBLEMS LIKE THAT UNTIL THEY'RE SIX OR SEVEN! AND JENNA AND LINK'S REACTIONS - IF A KID COULD SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS LIKE THAT, THEY'D SEND THE RAT TO A THINK TANK AND ''NOT'' JUST GENTLY GO ON TO ONE ANOTHER ABOUT HOW CLEVER THEIR LITTLE DEAR IS! WHY ARE YOU EVEN TEACHING A FOUR-MONTH-OLD CHILD MATH ANYWAY? YOU'RE AS BAD AS THOSE MOMS WHO TRY TO TEACH THEIR CHILDREN JAPANESE FOR NO REASON ''WHEN THE KIDS ARE STILL IN THE WOMB!'' *tape clicks off*
* Really, guardian_song of LiveJournal deserves many props for her [[http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/285803.html#cutid1 hilarious]] [[http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/287682.html#cutid1 guest sporkings]]. As do southergaelic and kawaiicow.
** I got the sex part just fine, but what are the other requirements? (Probably to be as vanilla as possible.) (Note from the future: Pretty much.) Well, that was quick. On to the sex!

** He gently took his hand '''off and pimp-slapped me''' and wiped away my tears. Then he put his hand '''(which hand, you deluded bitch?)''' underneath my chin and slowly lifted my head up until '''it came off with a pop!''' our eyes met. With his hand '''(how many hands does this doppelganger have? Is he an octopus?....[[OhCrap Oh GOD.]] [[NaughtyTentacles TENTACLE RAPE]] D8)'''
** I felt new feelings swarm threw '''(Yes, excellent idea! Letís get a swarm of SOLDIER ANTS to devour her flesh and THROW her over a mountain!)''' my body.
** '''WITH WHAT? WHERE IS HE PENETRATING YOU? IS THIS ANAL IíM READING? SPECIFY, YOU [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch WANKISH SOD]]. IS HE STABBING YOU WITH HIS METAPHORICAL OR LITERAL BROADSWORD?...Oh, I hoped it would his literal broadsword.'''
** I wanted to drink in every part of him '''(O-o....OH MY GOD. [[MemeticMolester THE SUE IS A REDEAD!]] *stabs it over and over again*)'''
** '''(Link) *reading magazine while getting blowjob* I say, old chap, this is rather boring. Oh, Edward Cullen came out of the closet and started dating Aro to spite Carlisle, who was an ex of both vampires? My, my, can't say I'm surprised. ...Good heavens, how much longer will this take?'''
** '''[[CallingYourOrgasms PORN SPEAK BOOYAH!]]'''
** As he penetrated deeper inside me, it felt like nothing I had ever felt before. '''I suppose pixel dong isnít like silicon at all.'''
** '''[[YouNoTakeCandle Had huge orgasm. Then hunt moose. Tasty moose me hit with club.]]'''
** We thrust against each other, our bodies trembling while [[TheImmodestOrgasm crying]] [[RunningGag like tigers mating]] as we came to a full climax and [[StuffBlowingUp exploded]] '''[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing (HOORAY!)]]''' [[UnusualEuphemism together one last time.]] '''(Aww.)'''

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-->'''[=ZeldaQueen=]:''' *on tape* ''EXCUSE ME???'' [[ThreeMonthOldNewborn FOUR MONTH YEAR OLD CHILDREN CANNOT DO BASIC MATH! MATH!]] END OF STORY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT FOUR-MONTH-OLD CHILDREN LEARN? HOW TO WAVE THEIR ARMS AROUND AND REACH FOR OBJECTS! THEY CAN'T EVEN ''HOLD'' OBJECTS, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ANY FOUR-MONTH-OLD WOULD HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS AND THEN INDICATE THE ANSWER? YOU DON'T JUST REPEAT THINGS TO A KID A FEW TIMES AND THE KID FIGURES IT OUT! ''IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!'' CHILDREN DON'T LEARN MATH PROBLEMS LIKE THAT UNTIL THEY'RE SIX OR SEVEN! AND JENNA AND LINK'S REACTIONS - IF A KID COULD SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS LIKE THAT, THEY'D SEND THE RAT TO A THINK TANK AND ''NOT'' JUST GENTLY GO ON TO ONE ANOTHER ABOUT HOW CLEVER THEIR LITTLE DEAR IS! WHY ARE YOU EVEN TEACHING A FOUR-MONTH-OLD CHILD MATH ANYWAY? YOU'RE AS BAD AS THOSE MOMS WHO TRY TO TEACH THEIR CHILDREN JAPANESE FOR NO REASON ''WHEN THE KIDS ARE STILL IN THE WOMB!'' *tape clicks off*
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*** When Jenna is determined to be [[GodModeSue one of the]] [[ElementalPowers Silverites]], and the one [[TheChosenOne chosen to]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad be Hyrule's sole protector]], Sporker Link gives this rant:
-->'''Link:''' '''GOD DAMN YOU WITH AN INFESTATION OF FIRE ANTS IN YOUR KNICKERS, YOU FUCKING SUE! WHAT IS THAT? YOU'RE RANKING YOURSELF AS ONE [[TheChosenOne "CHOSEN BY THE GODDESSES"]]? YOU'RE REDUCING ZELDA AND THE SAGES TO YOUR FUCKING ''TUTORS?!?'' YOU'RE [[GodModeSue "ONE OF HYRULE'S MOST POWERFUL PROTECTORS"]]? YOU EVEN ''THINK'' YOU'RE IN MY CLASS? IS THERE NOTHING YOU WON'T TRY TO HORN IN ON OR ONE-UP? ''I HATE YOU, GO AND DIE!!!'''''

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Really, guardian_song of LiveJournal deserves many props for her [[http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/285803.html#cutid1 hilarious]] [[http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/287682.html#cutid1 guest sporkings]]. As do southergaelic and kawaiicow.
** *** I got the sex part just fine, but what are the other requirements? (Probably to be as vanilla as possible.) (Note from the future: Pretty much.) Well, that was quick. On to the sex!

**
sex!
***
He gently took his hand '''off and pimp-slapped me''' and wiped away my tears. Then he put his hand '''(which hand, you deluded bitch?)''' underneath my chin and slowly lifted my head up until '''it came off with a pop!''' our eyes met. With his hand '''(how many hands does this doppelganger have? Is he an octopus?....[[OhCrap Oh GOD.]] [[NaughtyTentacles TENTACLE RAPE]] D8)'''
** *** I felt new feelings swarm threw '''(Yes, excellent idea! Letís get a swarm of SOLDIER ANTS to devour her flesh and THROW her over a mountain!)''' my body.
** *** '''WITH WHAT? WHERE IS HE PENETRATING YOU? IS THIS ANAL IíM READING? SPECIFY, YOU [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch WANKISH SOD]]. IS HE STABBING YOU WITH HIS METAPHORICAL OR LITERAL BROADSWORD?...Oh, I hoped it would his literal broadsword.'''
** *** I wanted to drink in every part of him '''(O-o....OH MY GOD. [[MemeticMolester THE SUE IS A REDEAD!]] *stabs it over and over again*)'''
** *** '''(Link) *reading magazine while getting blowjob* I say, old chap, this is rather boring. Oh, Edward Cullen came out of the closet and started dating Aro to spite Carlisle, who was an ex of both vampires? My, my, can't say I'm surprised. ...Good heavens, how much longer will this take?'''
** *** '''[[CallingYourOrgasms PORN SPEAK BOOYAH!]]'''
** *** As he penetrated deeper inside me, it felt like nothing I had ever felt before. '''I suppose pixel dong isnít like silicon at all.'''
** *** '''[[YouNoTakeCandle Had huge orgasm. Then hunt moose. Tasty moose me hit with club.]]'''
** *** We thrust against each other, our bodies trembling while [[TheImmodestOrgasm crying]] [[RunningGag like tigers mating]] as we came to a full climax and [[StuffBlowingUp exploded]] '''[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing (HOORAY!)]]''' [[UnusualEuphemism together one last time.]] '''(Aww.)'''
1st Jul '13 5:04:39 AM Dreigonix
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** Really, guardian_song of LiveJournal deserves many props for her [[http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/285803.html#cutid1 hilarious]] [[http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/287682.html#cutid1 guest sporkings]]. As do southergaelic and kawaiicow.
--> I got the sex part just fine, but what are the other requirements? (Probably to be as vanilla as possible.) (Note from the future: Pretty much.) Well, that was quick. On to the sex!
-->--
-->He gently took his hand '''off and pimp-slapped me''' and wiped away my tears. Then he put his hand '''(which hand, you deluded bitch?)''' underneath my chin and slowly lifted my head up until '''it came off with a pop!''' our eyes met. With his hand '''(how many hands does this doppelganger have? Is he an octopus?....[[OhCrap Oh GOD.]] [[NaughtyTentacles TENTACLE RAPE]] D8)'''
-->--
-->I felt new feelings swarm threw '''(Yes, excellent idea! Letís get a swarm of SOLDIER ANTS to devour her flesh and THROW her over a mountain!)''' my body.
-->--
-->'''WITH WHAT? WHERE IS HE PENETRATING YOU? IS THIS ANAL IíM READING? SPECIFY, YOU [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch WANKISH SOD]]. IS HE STABBING YOU WITH HIS METAPHORICAL OR LITERAL BROADSWORD?...Oh, I hoped it would his literal broadsword.'''
-->--
-->I wanted to drink in every part of him '''(O-o....OH MY GOD. [[MemeticMolester THE SUE IS A REDEAD!]] *stabs it over and over again*)'''
-->--
-->(Link) *reading magazine while getting blowjob* I say, old chap, this is rather boring. Oh, Edward Cullen came out of the closet and started dating Aro to spite Carlisle, who was an ex of both vampires? My, my, can't say I'm surprised. ...Good heavens, how much longer will this take?

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** * Really, guardian_song of LiveJournal deserves many props for her [[http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/285803.html#cutid1 hilarious]] [[http://guardians-song.livejournal.com/287682.html#cutid1 guest sporkings]]. As do southergaelic and kawaiicow.
--> ** I got the sex part just fine, but what are the other requirements? (Probably to be as vanilla as possible.) (Note from the future: Pretty much.) Well, that was quick. On to the sex!
-->--
-->He
sex!

** He
gently took his hand '''off and pimp-slapped me''' and wiped away my tears. Then he put his hand '''(which hand, you deluded bitch?)''' underneath my chin and slowly lifted my head up until '''it came off with a pop!''' our eyes met. With his hand '''(how many hands does this doppelganger have? Is he an octopus?....[[OhCrap Oh GOD.]] [[NaughtyTentacles TENTACLE RAPE]] D8)'''
-->--
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** I felt new feelings swarm threw '''(Yes, excellent idea! Letís get a swarm of SOLDIER ANTS to devour her flesh and THROW her over a mountain!)''' my body.
-->--
-->'''WITH
** '''WITH WHAT? WHERE IS HE PENETRATING YOU? IS THIS ANAL IíM READING? SPECIFY, YOU [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch WANKISH SOD]]. IS HE STABBING YOU WITH HIS METAPHORICAL OR LITERAL BROADSWORD?...Oh, I hoped it would his literal broadsword.'''
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** I wanted to drink in every part of him '''(O-o....OH MY GOD. [[MemeticMolester THE SUE IS A REDEAD!]] *stabs it over and over again*)'''
-->--
-->(Link)
** '''(Link) *reading magazine while getting blowjob* I say, old chap, this is rather boring. Oh, Edward Cullen came out of the closet and started dating Aro to spite Carlisle, who was an ex of both vampires? My, my, can't say I'm surprised. ...Good heavens, how much longer will this take?take?'''
** '''[[CallingYourOrgasms PORN SPEAK BOOYAH!]]'''
** As he penetrated deeper inside me, it felt like nothing I had ever felt before. '''I suppose pixel dong isnít like silicon at all.'''
** '''[[YouNoTakeCandle Had huge orgasm. Then hunt moose. Tasty moose me hit with club.]]'''
** We thrust against each other, our bodies trembling while [[TheImmodestOrgasm crying]] [[RunningGag like tigers mating]] as we came to a full climax and [[StuffBlowingUp exploded]] '''[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing (HOORAY!)]]''' [[UnusualEuphemism together one last time.]] '''(Aww.)'''



*** "[[Literature/TheBible When He was given up to death]], a death that He freely accepted, He took bread, gave it to His disciples and said, 'Take this, all of you and eat it. This is my BAWDEHHH!!!! which will be given up for you.'"

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*** ** "[[Literature/TheBible When He was given up to death]], a death that He freely accepted, He took bread, gave it to His disciples and said, 'Take this, all of you and eat it. This is my BAWDEHHH!!!! which will be given up for you.'"
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