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-->'''Kramer:''' ''(Shakily)'' I ought to change my stance on gays in the military. The Army could use a few of them gals.

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-->'''Kramer:''' ''(Shakily)'' You know, after that bike ride, I ought to change think I'm changing my stance position on gays in an important issue. I think the military. The Army could military can definitely use a few some of them those gals.
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-->'''William''': ''Oy.''

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-->'''William''': ''Oy.''''
* Douglas makes a habit out of ditching his Secret Service detail and calls them on whether they're needed.
-->'''Douglas''': Fellas, in the history of the Secret Service, has there ever been an attempt on a former President?
-->'''Agent''': No sir.
-->'''Douglas''': I find that disappointing.
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-->'''Douglas:''' Oh, Russell. "Hail to the Chief, if you don't, I'll have to kill you. I am the Chief, so you better watch your steps, you bastards!" We're even.

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-->'''Douglas:''' Oh, Russell. "Hail to the Chief, if you don't, I'll have to kill you. I am the Chief, so you better watch your steps, you bastards!" We're even.even.
* Vice President Ted's ''unique'' eulogy to Charlie.
-->'''Ted''': Mrs. Sherman told me Charlie had a favorite song...one that always cheered him when he was down...
-->'''William''': Please God, don't let him quote song lyrics.
-->'''Ted''': ...and I can't think of anything more fitting than to share with you the words from that song.
-->'''William''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, Christ.]]
-->'''Ted''': "[[Music/CaptainAndTennille Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam.]] [[WaxingLyrical Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat-Land.]] And they shimmy..." ''(emotional pause)'' "...and Sammy's so skinny."
-->'''William''': ''Oy.''
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* The gay Secret Service guy arranges for the ex-presidents to ride with some "friends" of his. Cut to the presidents (who are not the largest of men) holding on for dear life on the back of motorcycles driven by a "Dykes on Bikes" motorcycle club, seated behind two women who look like they could bench-press half the NFL.

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* The gay [[spoiler: Secret Service Sniper]] guy dressed as Dorothy arranges for the ex-presidents to ride with some "friends" of his. Cut to the presidents (who are not the largest of men) holding on for dear life on the back of motorcycles driven by a "Dykes on Bikes" motorcycle club, seated behind two women who look like they could bench-press half the NFL.
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-->'''Douglas:''' Oh, Russell. "Hail to the Chief, if you don't, I'll have to kill you. Hail to the Chief, so you better watch your steps, you bastards!" We're even.

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-->'''Douglas:''' Oh, Russell. "Hail to the Chief, if you don't, I'll have to kill you. Hail to I am the Chief, so you better watch your steps, you bastards!" We're even.
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-->'''Douglas:''' Oh, Russel. "Hail to the Chief, if you don't, I'll have to kill you. Hail to the Chief, so you better watch your steps, you bastards!" We're even.

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-->'''Douglas:''' Oh, Russel.Russell. "Hail to the Chief, if you don't, I'll have to kill you. Hail to the Chief, so you better watch your steps, you bastards!" We're even.
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-->'''Matthews:''' Funny thing is everybody thinks I'm this big idiot, and its all a big facade ''(pronouncing it fah-kade)''.

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-->'''Matthews:''' Funny thing is everybody thinks I'm this big idiot, and its all a big facade ''(pronouncing it fah-kade)''.fah-kade)''.
* When Douglas reveals how he changed up the lyrics to Hail to the Chief.
-->'''Douglas:''' Oh, Russel. "Hail to the Chief, if you don't, I'll have to kill you. Hail to the Chief, so you better watch your steps, you bastards!" We're even.
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-->'''Kramer:''' (shakily) ''I ought to change my stance on gays in the military. The Army could use a few of them gals.''

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-->'''Kramer:''' (shakily) ''I ''(Shakily)'' I ought to change my stance on gays in the military. The Army could use a few of them gals.''



-->'''Matthews:''' "Funny thing is everybody thinks I'm this big idiot, and its all a big facade (pronouncing it fah-kade)."

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-->'''Matthews:''' "Funny Funny thing is everybody thinks I'm this big idiot, and its all a big facade (pronouncing ''(pronouncing it fah-kade)."fah-kade)''.

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** One of the items in the library is a talking pull-string toy of Kramer
--->'''Kramer Toy:''' Don't you fall into the trap, Democrats are full of crap!



-->'''Matthews:''' "Funny thing is everybody thinks I'm this big idiot, and its all a big facade."
::He mispronounces facade as fah-sid.

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-->'''Matthews:''' "Funny thing is everybody thinks I'm this big idiot, and its all a big facade."
::He mispronounces
facade as fah-sid.(pronouncing it fah-kade)."
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-->'''Kramer:''' Not twice!

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-->'''Kramer:''' Not twice!twice!
* When Matthews reveals his obsfucating stupidity:
-->'''Matthews:''' "Funny thing is everybody thinks I'm this big idiot, and its all a big facade."
::He mispronounces facade as fah-sid.
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-->'''Kramer:''' (shakily) ''I ought to change my stance on gays in the military. The Army could use a few of them gals.''

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-->'''Kramer:''' (shakily) ''I ought to change my stance on gays in the military. The Army could use a few of them gals.''''
* As they rummage around Kramer's presidential library, Douglas notices a copy of Time magazine with Kramer on the cover.
-->'''Kramer:''' There's something you don't have. I was Time magazine's Man of the Year.
-->'''Douglas:''' So was Hitler.
-->'''Kramer:''' Not twice!
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* Be glad you're not with GeraldFord, we'd be lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs!

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* Be glad you're not with GeraldFord, UsefulNotes/GeraldFord, we'd be lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs!
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* The gay Secret Service guy arranges for the ex-presidents to ride with some "friends" of his. Cut to the presidents holding on for dear life on the backs of a "Dykes on Bikes" motorcycle club driven by some {{ButchLesbian}}s, some who look like they could bench-press half of the NFL.

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* The gay Secret Service guy arranges for the ex-presidents to ride with some "friends" of his. Cut to the presidents (who are not the largest of men) holding on for dear life on the backs back of motorcycles driven by a "Dykes on Bikes" motorcycle club driven by some {{ButchLesbian}}s, some club, seated behind two women who look like they could bench-press half of the NFL.
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* The gay Secret Service guy arranges for the ex-presidents to ride with some "friends" of his. Cut to the presidents holding on for dear life on the backs of some motorcycles driven by some {{ButchLesbian}}s, some who could bench-press some members of the NFL.
-->'''Kemmer:''' (shakily) ''I ought to change my stance on gays in the military. The Army could use a few of them gals.''

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* The gay Secret Service guy arranges for the ex-presidents to ride with some "friends" of his. Cut to the presidents holding on for dear life on the backs of some motorcycles a "Dykes on Bikes" motorcycle club driven by some {{ButchLesbian}}s, some who look like they could bench-press some members half of the NFL.
-->'''Kemmer:''' -->'''Kramer:''' (shakily) ''I ought to change my stance on gays in the military. The Army could use a few of them gals.''
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* Be glad you're not with GeraldFord, we'd be lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs!

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* Be glad you're not with GeraldFord, we'd be lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs!stairs!
* The gay Secret Service guy arranges for the ex-presidents to ride with some "friends" of his. Cut to the presidents holding on for dear life on the backs of some motorcycles driven by some {{ButchLesbian}}s, some who could bench-press some members of the NFL.
-->'''Kemmer:''' (shakily) ''I ought to change my stance on gays in the military. The Army could use a few of them gals.''
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* Be glad you're not with GeraldFord, we'd be lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs!

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