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'''Griffin:''' [[OhCrap Oh God, no--\\
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''(every single sound on the soundboard plays atonce)''\\once at a high volume)''\\
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* Episode 452 features the soundboard again, and Griffin's growing disdain for it.
-->'''Griffin:''' Can we do a stretch goal where if we hit 30,000 new and grading donors for the Maximum Fun Drive, I want to get four big men to stand on the soundboard with all of their weight and see what happens after that. I cannot state my disdain for this new feature, uh, loudly or enthusiastically--\\
-->'''Griffin:''' Can we do a stretch goal where if we hit 30,000 new and grading donors for the Maximum Fun Drive, I want to get four big men to stand on the soundboard with all of their weight and see what happens after that. I cannot state my disdain for this new feature, uh, loudly or enthusiastically--\\
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* Episode 452 features the soundboard again, Justin's soundboard, and Griffin's growing disdain for it.
-->'''Griffin:''' Can we do a stretch goal where if we hit 30,000 new andgrading upgrading donors for the Maximum Fun Drive, I want to get four big men to stand on the soundboard with all of their weight and see what happens after that. I cannot state my disdain for this new feature, uh, loudly or enthusiastically--\\
-->'''Griffin:''' Can we do a stretch goal where if we hit 30,000 new and
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-->'''Griffin:''' Can we do a stretch goal where if we hit 30,000 new and grading donors for the Maximum Fun Drive, I want to get four big men to stand on the soundboard with all of their weight and see what happens after that. I cannot state my disdain for this new feature, uh, loudly or enthusiastically--\\
'''Justin:''' It would probably sound a little something like this.\\
'''Griffin:''' Oh God, no--\\
''(every single sound on the soundboard plays at once)''\\
'''Travis:''' Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, goodbye, everybody.
-->'''Griffin:''' Can we do a stretch goal where if we hit 30,000 new and grading donors for the Maximum Fun Drive, I want to get four big men to stand on the soundboard with all of their weight and see what happens after that. I cannot state my disdain for this new feature, uh, loudly or enthusiastically--\\
'''Justin:''' It would probably sound a little something like this.\\
'''Griffin:''' Oh God, no--\\
''(every single sound on the soundboard plays at once)''\\
'''Travis:''' Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, goodbye, everybody.
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* Episode 463, "Stranger Creams", has the question "What would elephant Heaven be like?" Travis opines that it might be much like the physical world, except that all the man-made objects would be scaled up so elephants could use them without wreaking havoc. "They could go in office buildings. They could ride elevators." Griffin interjects, "Elephators." "No," Travis says, "because it's elephant Heaven, so no one would make that joke." Griffin insists, "I'm pretty sure there would be some elephants that would find that joke funny." Travis replies mildly, "And they would go to Hell."
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-->'''The doll:''' (makes soft wooden clunking sounds as Griffin smacks its hand and crotch together)
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* Of all things, the Money Zone in ep 461, "All Rise". The brothers try to assemble fantastic narratives for their sponsors, with one being personified as a goblin-slaying sword-wielding wizard, and the other like they're the star of a {{Toyetic}} series who can transform between app and beast through the use of a magic gem in its chest. When it's over, Justin jokes that a lot of podcasts boast about being ad-free, but few of them had to put in the work to attempt to drive advertisers away first.
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-->'''Justin''': That was Bill Morgan, with "Don't" - "M'Girl" - "I Got a Girl", next up, [=McGruff=]...
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-->'''Justin''': That was Bill Morgan, with "Don't" - "M'Girl" - "I Got a Girl", next up, [=McGruff=]...[=McGruff=] with "Live Like You're Dyin'"!
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* In episode 457, there is a running gag of the brothers having invested a large amount of money in coffee mugs emblazoned with the phrase "Bean Juice" and becoming increasingly panicked as they realize they have no idea how to sell them or why they thought the mugs were a good idea. The brothers constantly interrupt and stop each others' sales pitch (and the edited-in background music) with criticisms, then restart with, quite literally, a new take by clapping to mark where they should edit the asides out. (Bean Juice mugs are indeed available for purchase, but presumably they were not as unwise an investment as the brothers pretend it is.)
** Justin also debuts a new segment (or possibly "segment"), talking about Jimmy Buffett's weed business. Mr. Buffett has...shall we say, not shied away from leaning on his brand when it came to marketing it.
** Justin also debuts a new segment (or possibly "segment"), talking about Jimmy Buffett's weed business. Mr. Buffett has...shall we say, not shied away from leaning on his brand when it came to marketing it.
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* The brothers come up with "teen names" they'll need while undercover. After a lot of bickering back and forth, Griffin decides their teen names will be "Least Favorite Soda + Favorite Soda"
-->'''Griffin:''' Hi. My name is... Sprite Pepsi. And I'm fourteen years old!\\
'''Travis:''' My name is RC Josta!\\
'''Justin:''' RC Josta? What a sad life you must live!\\
'''Travis:''' ''(through laughter)'' And- And I choose hugs, not drugs!\\
'''Griffin:''' ''(smacks desk)'' MY NAME IS SPRITE PEPSI, AND I'M ABSTINENCE UNTIL I ''DIE!''
-->'''Griffin:''' Hi. My name is... Sprite Pepsi. And I'm fourteen years old!\\
'''Travis:''' My name is RC Josta!\\
'''Justin:''' RC Josta? What a sad life you must live!\\
'''Travis:''' ''(through laughter)'' And- And I choose hugs, not drugs!\\
'''Griffin:''' ''(smacks desk)'' MY NAME IS SPRITE PEPSI, AND I'M ABSTINENCE UNTIL I ''DIE!''
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* Episode 444 is full of amazing bit. It ''starts'' with a borderline BlackComedy bit about their RunningGag segment [film] watch they pretend to have seen or be excited about...with this installment of a feel-good popcorn flick being Peter Jackson's documentary featuring remastered and colorized of World War One footage, ''Film/TheyShallNotGrowOld''.
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* Episode 444 is full of amazing bit. It ''starts'' with a borderline BlackComedy bit about their RunningGag segment [film] watch they pretend to have seen or be excited about...with this installment of a feel-good popcorn flick being Peter Jackson's documentary featuring remastered and colorized of World War One footage, ''Film/TheyShallNotGrowOld''.
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* Episode 384 is a live episode in which the brothers use clips from a 45-minute audio post of nothing but Paul Stanley from the band KISS to tell the crowd to listen up. Justin turns this into a soundboard in episode 385, adding clips from the intro of the film The Pest and Griffin's new favorite film clip of a man singing a song entitled "I Put My Hand Inside a Toilet". All three brothers agree that the show is now ruined.
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* Episode 384 is a live episode LiveEpisode in which the brothers use clips from a 45-minute audio post of nothing but Paul Stanley from the band KISS to tell the crowd to listen up. Justin turns this into a soundboard in episode 385, adding clips from the intro of the film The Pest and Griffin's new favorite film clip of a man singing a song entitled "I Put My Hand Inside a Toilet". All three brothers agree that the show is now ruined.
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* In recent live episodes, to avoid audience confusion and potential trampling of each other, the brothers have started taking questions from the audience by having them e-mail a one-sentence description of their question in beforehand and having the brothers decide before the show. Griffin reads these descriptions before each question, which are always out of context and always hilarious. Highlights include "How do I tell people not to touch fish when they touch the fish?", "How can I get the Tom Brady of washing dishes to keep the kitchen floor dry?", and "How do I get my friends to stop using their dog's dick to promote their furniture line?".
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* In recent [[LiveEpisode live episodes, episodes]], to avoid audience confusion and potential trampling of each other, the brothers have started taking questions from the audience by having them e-mail a one-sentence description of their question in beforehand and having the brothers decide before the show. Griffin reads these descriptions before each question, which are always out of context and always hilarious. Highlights include "How do I tell people not to touch fish when they touch the fish?", "How can I get the Tom Brady of washing dishes to keep the kitchen floor dry?", and "How do I get my friends to stop using their dog's dick to promote their furniture line?".
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* Episode 450 is a [[LiveEpisode Face 2 Face]] ep, containing a Munch Squad, a Haunted Doll Watch (Jade, who fell down some stairs), and audience questions about pirate fight scenes, vaping setting off a smoke detector, and a corn vending machine. It's also set in New Orleans and the crowd is raucous. It is nearly a moment of funny from beginning to end...and the final Yahoo nearly kills Travis.
-->'''Griffin:''' Can I cook fried chicken in the michaelwave?
-->'''Griffin:''' Can I cook fried chicken in the michaelwave?
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--->'''Justin:''' '''[[LamePunReaction (genuine anger) You dumb piece of shit.]]''' I hate that I share genetic material with you.
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--->'''Justin:''' '''[[LamePunReaction (genuine anger) You dumb piece of shit.]]''' I hate that I can't believe we share genetic material with you.
material, you make me so angry.
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* Episode 444 is full of amazing bit. It ''starts'' with a borderline BlackComedy bit about their RunningGag segment [film] watch they pretend to have seen or be excited about...with this installment of a feel-good popcorn flick being Peter Jackson's documentary featuring remastered and colorized of World War One footage, ''TheyShallNotGrowOld''.''Film/TheyShallNotGrowOld''.
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--->'''Travis:''' ''You know what I like to say with donuts? ooooOOOOooooOOOOO.''
'''Justin:''' ''[[LamePunReaction You dumb piece of shit.]] I hate that I share genetic material with you.''
'''Justin:''' ''[[LamePunReaction You dumb piece of shit.]] I hate that I share genetic material with you.''
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--->'''Travis:''' ''You You know what I like to say with donuts? ooooOOOOooooOOOOO.''ooooOOOOooooOOOOO.''
'''Justin:''' ''[[LamePunReaction --->'''Justin:''' '''[[LamePunReaction (genuine anger) You dumb piece of shit.]] ]]''' I hate that I share genetic material with you.''
you.
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--> '''Griffin:''' ''(post tirade)'' I was just possessed... by the [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} Zuul]], of having worked in the games industry for the last decade.
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--> '''Griffin:''' ''(post tirade)'' I was just possessed... by the [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Zuul]], of having worked in the games industry for the last decade.
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* In the middle of an audience question at a 436 (a live show, in Austin no less), Griffin realizes that when they were children, Justin and Travis tricked him into thinking that Olive Garden offers raw fettucini for customers to chew on ''and he didn't figure out it was a prank until that moment''.
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* In the middle of an audience question at a ep 436 (a live show, in Austin Austin, no less), Griffin realizes that when they were children, Justin and Travis tricked him into thinking that Olive Garden offers raw fettucini for customers to chew on ''and he didn't figure out it was a prank until that moment''.
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* Episode 444 is full of amazing bit. It ''starts'' with a borderline BlackComedy bit about their RunningGag segment [film] watch they pretend to have seen or be excited about...with this installment of a feel-good popcorn flick being Peter Jackson's documentary featuring remastered and colorized of World War One footage, ''TheyShallNotGrowOld''.
** A segment where they imagine the reveal in Kingdom Hearts 3 that it's all a Christian allegory, including a scene with [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Lightning McQueen]] getting baptized in a carwash.
** During a Munch Squad segment about Valentine's Day donuts...
--->'''Travis:''' ''You know what I like to say with donuts? ooooOOOOooooOOOOO.''
'''Justin:''' ''[[LamePunReaction You dumb piece of shit.]] I hate that I share genetic material with you.''
** A segment where they imagine the reveal in Kingdom Hearts 3 that it's all a Christian allegory, including a scene with [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Lightning McQueen]] getting baptized in a carwash.
** During a Munch Squad segment about Valentine's Day donuts...
--->'''Travis:''' ''You know what I like to say with donuts? ooooOOOOooooOOOOO.''
'''Justin:''' ''[[LamePunReaction You dumb piece of shit.]] I hate that I share genetic material with you.''
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** The short version: A listener, Rishi, used the Jumbotron service to publicly air their best friend Avital's embarrassing LiveJournal entry about having a quasi-religious experience at a Coldplay show many years prior.
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** The short version: A listener, Rishi, used the Jumbotron service to publicly air their best friend Avital's embarrassing LiveJournal [[Website/LiveJournal LiveJournal]] entry about having a quasi-religious experience at a Coldplay show many years prior.
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** The saga even continues. In Episode 307, a live show in which both Avital and Rishi were in attendance, the brothers access the entire LiveJournal entry live on stage, and have friend of the show John Hodgman dramatically read out the entire thing.
** To round things out, in episode 356, Rishi sends another message to the show announcing the launch of a new website, [[http://coldplaycrybaby.com Coldplay Crybaby]], which contains a recreation of the entire LiveJournal entry.
** To round things out, in episode 356, Rishi sends another message to the show announcing the launch of a new website, [[http://coldplaycrybaby.com Coldplay Crybaby]], which contains a recreation of the entire LiveJournal entry.
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** The saga even continues. In Episode 307, a live show in which both Avital and Rishi were in attendance, the brothers access the entire LiveJournal [[Website/LiveJournal LiveJournal]] entry live on stage, and have friend of the show John Hodgman dramatically read out the entire thing.
** To round things out, in episode 356, Rishi sends another message to the show announcing the launch of a new website, [[http://coldplaycrybaby.com Coldplay Crybaby]], which contains a recreation of the entireLiveJournal [[Website/LiveJournal LiveJournal]] entry.
** To round things out, in episode 356, Rishi sends another message to the show announcing the launch of a new website, [[http://coldplaycrybaby.com Coldplay Crybaby]], which contains a recreation of the entire
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* In the middle of an audience question at a live show (an Austin 436 (a live show, in Austin no less), Griffin realizes that when they were children, Justin and Travis tricked him into thinking that Olive Garden offers raw fettucini for customers to chew on ''and he didn't figure out it was a prank until that moment''.
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-->'''Justin:''' Oh, really, and what news story will you write about this evening's performance?!
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** During the intro of the same live show, Griffin makes fun of Travis and Justin's "useless" degrees in theater after they both explain what kind of stage they're on. Justin's clapback at Griffin's journalism degree is priceless.
-->'''Justin:''' Oh, really, and what news story will you write about this evening's performance?!
-->'''Justin:''' Oh, really, and what news story will you write about this evening's performance?!
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-->'''Justin:''' ''Film/THEPRESTIGE!''
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-->'''Justin:''' ''Film/THEPRESTIGE!''
''[[Film/ThePrestige THE PRESTIGE]]!''
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* In the middle of an audience question at a live show (an Austin live show, no less), Griffin realizes that when they were children, Justin and Travis tricked him into thinking that Olive Garden chews raw fettucini for customers to chew on ''and he didn't figure out it was a prank until that moment''.
-->'''Justin:''' THE PRESTIGE!
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-->'''Justin:'''THE PRESTIGE!
''Film/THEPRESTIGE!''
-->'''Justin:'''
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* In the middle of an audience question at a live show (an Austin live show, no less), Griffin realizes that when they were children, Justin and Travis tricked him into thinking that Olive Garden chews raw fettucini for customers to chew on ''and he didn't figure out it was a prank until that moment''.
-->'''Justin:''' THE PRESTIGE!
-->'''Justin:''' THE PRESTIGE!
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-->'''Griffin''': ''(beat)'' It's great prices. Let's do this.
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-->'''Griffin''': ''(beat)'' It's great prices. Let's do this.it.
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* The brothers visit an antique shop to buy haunted items, and Griffin stops them before they go shopping:
-->'''Griffin''': Just off the bat, hold on, before we get started...
-->'''Justin''': Quick prayer?
-->'''Griffin''': No. I just wanna say...I feel something in here.
-->'''Justin''': Do you?
-->'''Griffin''': ''(beat)'' It's great prices. Let's do this.
-->'''Griffin''': Just off the bat, hold on, before we get started...
-->'''Justin''': Quick prayer?
-->'''Griffin''': No. I just wanna say...I feel something in here.
-->'''Justin''': Do you?
-->'''Griffin''': ''(beat)'' It's great prices. Let's do this.
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** The title of the episode comes into play around this point, where, upon realizing that this might not be as impossible a quest as they'd thought, the brothers apologize to Nathan.
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* In response to a poorly-worded, poorly-spelled, ungrammatical Yahoo in 432 about why planes appear to move slowly, the brothers start simple but nonsensical, then dumb it down to caveman talk ("Sky big. Plane small"), and it ends with Travis declaring, to explain an inconsistency in his explanation, that the Earth is getting bigger ("I'm a Big Earther.")
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* In Episode 100, the brothers discuss kinks and how you shouldn't just publicly discuss them. Griffin claims he's into putting his penis "in a waffle iron...or maybe a sandwich maker, make a paninis." Justin is unable to keep it together.
--> '''Travis:''' Wait, I'm sorry, did you say "paninis"?
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* In Episode 100, the brothers discuss kinks and how you shouldn't just publicly discuss them. Griffin claims he's into putting his penis "in a waffle iron...or maybe a sandwich maker, make a paninis.pa-nenis." Justin is unable to keep it together.
--> '''Travis:''' Wait, I'm sorry, did you say"paninis"?"pa-nenis"?
--> '''Travis:''' Wait, I'm sorry, did you say
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-->'''"Jigsaw":''' Don't be a dick about this. I can't believe - I can't believe I have to explain this to you. [[ARareSentence The buttmeat portcullis maze trap, it's supposed to teach you the value of your life and stuff.]] I love you.
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-->'''Justin:''' Yeah. "Peoople "People think it's funny."
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* Episode 429 has a Munch Squad Jr. segment from a deli chain called Mickey's, about their Spooky Flaming Hot Cheetos pizza. The concept isn't too odd, as far as novelty food goes but the press release itself is full of grammatical errors, oddly defensive, and the pizza "looks like a crime scene". The brothers are also leery of the trend of food being designed not to be eaten, but ogled or rubbernecked.
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* A subtle one, but during the scenes of the Candlenights live show [[FreezeFrameBonus eagle eyed viewers]] can spot that one of the audience members is the shop owner from the first episode [[BrickJoke with Mac the Turtle in her lap.]]
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* The namesake bit of Episode 358, "Detective Jigsaw, My Very Best Friend". The boys [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kXfAXNa1uE try to answer]] a Yahoo about arresting a friend who doesn't know you're a cop, but halfway through the bit, Justin introduces a curveball: wouldn't it be even ''worse'' to find out that your friend was [[{{Franchise/Saw}} Jigsaw]]?
