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17th Jul '16 12:20:11 PM nombretomado
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** Johnny getting arrested after crashing the premiere of a new ChuckNorris film.

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** Johnny getting arrested after crashing the premiere of a new ChuckNorris Creator/ChuckNorris film.
27th Sep '13 10:28:09 PM StreamofConsciousness
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-->'''Johnny''': I'm kidding. Relax.

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-->'''Johnny''': I'm kidding. Relax. Relax.
** Johnny getting arrested after crashing the premiere of a new ChuckNorris film.
-->'''Officer''': Hey, Johnny, I'm a big fan. I've seen all your films. Double Panther, Time Shark...Can I have your autograph?
-->'''Johnny''': [[HopeSpot Would you let me go?]]
-->'''Officer''': Come on, man.
-->'''Johnny''': I was just kidding!
-->'''Officer''': Nice try.



-->'''Mileena''': ''(Snarls loudly and lets her GlasgowGrin go into a full-on NightmareFace with [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily tons of fangs]]. She then [[ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks throws a dagger]], forcing Johnny to [[DramaticDrop narrowly dodge and drop his shades]].)''

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-->'''Mileena''': ''(Snarls loudly and lets her GlasgowGrin go into a full-on NightmareFace with [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily tons of fangs]]. She then [[ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks throws a dagger]], sai]], forcing Johnny to [[DramaticDrop narrowly dodge and drop his shades]].)''
27th Sep '13 10:11:55 PM StreamofConsciousness
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** His one-sided banter with Mileena during their fight.
-->'''Johnny''': Wait! Hold on! Can we just talk about this?! ''(Lands a combo on her)'' [[CatchPhrase You got caged]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]] ''(Gets hit with a GroinAttack)'' Ughhh, that's ''my'' move!
27th Sep '13 7:24:52 PM StreamofConsciousness
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A dark one [[GoKartingWithBowser given the scene]], but Shang Tsung showing up in the diner and reminiscing with [[spoiler: Liu Kang]] late in Season 2.

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* A dark one [[GoKartingWithBowser given the scene]], but Shang Tsung showing up in the diner and reminiscing with [[spoiler: Liu Kang]] late in Season 2.



-->'''[[spoiler: Liu Kang]]''': ''(Calmly, casually eats his dinner.)'' As I recall, I removed your head.

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-->'''[[spoiler: Liu Kang]]''': ''(Calmly, casually eats his dinner.)'' [[NoodleIncident As I recall, I removed your head.]]
27th Sep '13 7:13:58 PM StreamofConsciousness
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-->'''Johnny''': That's for my sunglasses, ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]''

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-->'''Johnny''': That's for my sunglasses, ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]''bitch!]]''
A dark one [[GoKartingWithBowser given the scene]], but Shang Tsung showing up in the diner and reminiscing with [[spoiler: Liu Kang]] late in Season 2.
-->'''Shang Tsung''': [[WorthyOpponent You left quite an impression last time.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Liu Kang]]''': ''(Calmly, casually eats his dinner.)'' As I recall, I removed your head.
-->'''Shang Tsung''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh. Yes, you did.]]
27th Sep '13 7:00:12 PM StreamofConsciousness
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'''Johnny''': And maybe Raiden will be there. He can call time out or something!
'''Stryker''':...
'''Johnny''': I'm kidding. Relax.

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'''Johnny''': -->'''Johnny''': And maybe Raiden will be there. He can call time out time-out or something!
'''Stryker''':...
'''Johnny''':
-->'''Stryker''':...
-->'''Johnny''':
I'm kidding. Relax.



** His constant mocking of Stryker's weapons, even calling him Batman at one point. He also points out that Stryker brought artillery to a knife fight.

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** His constant mocking of Stryker's weapons, even calling him Batman at one point. He also points out that Stryker brought artillery to a knife fight.fight.
** His combined ScrewThisImOuttaHere and PrecisionFStrike when he encounters Kitana and Mileena.
-->'''Johnny''': ''(Takes off his CoolShades and [[TheCharmer flashes both women a smile]].)''
-->'''Mileena''': ''(Snarls loudly and lets her GlasgowGrin go into a full-on NightmareFace with [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily tons of fangs]]. She then [[ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks throws a dagger]], forcing Johnny to [[DramaticDrop narrowly dodge and drop his shades]].)''
-->'''Johnny''': [[OhCrap ...]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck that.]] ''(Runs away screaming.)''
** His [[spoiler: BigDamnHeroes when saving Kitana from Mileena.]]
-->'''Johnny''': That's for my sunglasses, ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]''
27th Sep '13 6:27:33 PM StreamofConsciousness
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** "No shit the fighting's fake, it's a fucking movie!"

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** "No shit the fighting's fake, it's a fucking movie!"movie!"
* Johnny gets even more moments in Season 2, especially with his [[DeadpanSnarker general attitude]] when interacting with the others.
-->'''Stryker''': Let's see if we can get you down to the beach, set you up by the fire and recover a bit-
'''Johnny''': And maybe Raiden will be there. He can call time out or something!
'''Stryker''':...
'''Johnny''': I'm kidding. Relax.
** His [[ThisIsGonnaSuck understandable reaction]] when [[spoiler: time stops again.]]
** His constant mocking of Stryker's weapons, even calling him Batman at one point. He also points out that Stryker brought artillery to a knife fight.
12th Jul '13 12:55:17 PM Whitecroc
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* Johnny Cage's episode was a goldmine for this.

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* Johnny Cage's episode was is a goldmine for this.of funny moments:



** "No shit the fighting's fake, it's a fucking movie!"
** Seriously, just watch it.

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** "No shit the fighting's fake, it's a fucking movie!"
** Seriously, just watch it.
movie!"
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