History Funny / MinorityReport

! The Film
* The Precops send iris tracker robots to search around the apartment Anderton was hiding, they came upon a couple fighting each other, they stop so the robots could check them, then continue fighting after it finished.

* The mall sequence with Anderton and Agatha as she has him do seemingly random things like taking an umbrella and waiting behind a large balloon vendor to avoid being seen by the precops in just that spot. Later, John and Agatha leave the mall to find that it's raining outside...and Anderton then realizes why she had him take the umbrella. Also doubles as an Awesome.
** Agatha stops a random woman: "He knows...don't go home"...and she stays there mortified.

* The jetpack sequence once Anderton and the cop crash into an apartment complex, crashing ''upward'' into a family dinner (the family slowly backs away at the first bump), and finally into a kid's room while he's practicing the sax. Not to mention the rather [[UnfazedEveryman unimpressed]] elderly man when there is an ongoing chaos in his home.

* When Anderton comes back to [=PreCrime=] with his new eyes, he hears the hypocrisy of a tour guide to a group of kids telling them BlatantLies about the Precogs like how wonderful their life is and they get eight million letters a year.

-->'''Dr. Iris Hineman''': Find the minority report.\\

'''Dr. Iris Hineman''': [[WomenAreWiser The female.]]

* When Anderton comes back to PreCrime with his new eyes, he hears the hypocrisy of a tour guide to a group of kids telling them BlatantLies about the Precogs like how wonderful their life is and they get eight million letters a year.

* The reveal that the mystery person witnessing Crow's murder through the window was actually a billboard being installed across the street.

** On the other hand, setting up the hobo to be an unwitting booby trap to the pursuing cop, now THAT's funny. [[spoiler: Anderton and Agatha are fleeing from a cop in hot pursuit, down a narrow hallway. Just past a door, they encounter a hobo that begs for money. Agatha instructs Anderton to drop some money-literally, DROP IT, and close the door. Anderton does, and they continue fleeing. The hobo takes a moment to complain (and lampshade) the fact that Anderton could have put the money right in his hand, but instead he has to sprawl across the hallway to collect this loose change...cue the cop barging through the door and plowing straight into the hobo, who serves as a very effective tripping hazard.]]

* That guy with the sunglasses at the murder scene [[spoiler:who turns out to have been an advertisement on a building across the street]], with his pose and expression, is a great example of something unintentionally funny.

--> '''Dr. Solomon''' (''defensively'')''':''' I put 'em out.

* The mall sequence with Anderton and Agatha as she has him do seemingly random things like taking an umbrella and waiting behind a large balloon vendor to avoid being seen by the precops in just that spot. Later, John and Agatha leave the mall to find that it's raining outside...and Anderton realizing why she had him take the umbrella. Also doubles as an Awesome.

* The jetpack sequence once Anderton and the cop crash into an apartment complex, crashing ''upward'' into a family dinner (the family slowly backs away at the first bump), and finally into a kid's room while he's practicing the sax. Not to mention the rather unimpressed elderly man when there is an ongoing chaos in his home.

** When Anderton is in the freezing bathtub to hide his body heat signature, the eye-dent spyder looks around for a minute and then decides to leave the room thinking there's nothing there. However, a small bubble from air Anderton let out while submerged reaches the surface and pops...causing the eye-dent spyder to come back. Apparently those things can pick up near-silence sound frequencies.

* The mall sequence with Anderton and Agatha as she has him do seemingly random things like taking an umbrella and waiting behind a large balloon stack to avoid being seen by the precops.

* Anderton's new eyes are revealed to have belonged to a Japanese man.

** "You're the man", "No you're the man".

* On the other hand, setting up the hobo to be an unwitting booby trap to the pursuing cop, now THAT's funny. [[spoiler: Anderton and Agatha are fleeing from a cop in hot pursuit, down a narrow hallway. Just past a door, they encounter a hobo that begs for money. Agatha instructs Anderton to drop some money-literally, DROP IT, and close the door. Anderton does, and they continue fleeing. The hobo takes a moment to complain (and lampshade) the fact that Anderton could have put the money right in his hand, but instead he has to sprawl across the hallway to collect this loose change...cue the cop barging through the door and plowing straight into the hobo, who serves as a very effective tripping hazard.]]
* The singing cereal package annoys Anderton so much that he angrily throws it away.

'''Dr. Iris Hineman''': Actually, I think you'll have to run out, but yes, that is what you have to do.

* When he gets his eyes he has to endure temporary blindness. At the apartment set up for him in recovery he was told a fresh sandwich and drink were in the fridge for him. What makes it funny is that while there are fresh food, he accidentally finds rotten food and eats it instead.
** This troper got an impression it was not purely accidental after all, given the biography of the person who prepared that food...

--> '''Danny Witwer:''' I've got coffee, thank you [extends hand towards Anderton] Danny Witwer. The "twink from the Fed."