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* While crossing the front line between the [[DirtyCommunists Reds]] and [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]], Artyom muses in a journal page that the two sides are not so different, especially in how they treat spies, so [[TemptingFate he can't let himself get captured]]. Literally less than a minute of gameplay later, he opens the wrong door and gets captured by a pair of Nazi mooks.

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* While crossing the front line between the [[DirtyCommunists Reds]] and [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]], Artyom muses in a journal page that the two sides are not so different, especially in how they treat spies, so [[TemptingFate he can't let himself get captured]]. Literally less than a minute of gameplay later, he opens the wrong door and gets captured by a pair of Nazi mooks.mooks.
* If Artyom orders a drink at the bar in Market, the bartender - already visibly soused - staggers over and takes a long swig from a bottle before pouring Artyom a shot. He drinks again as Artyom does... and, still holding the bottle, falls over backwards with a crash, passing out behind the bar.
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* A joke for those who are familiar with Russian slang: The series' fully automatic lead - hurling shotgun is called the ''Abzats'', which literally transilates to "paragraph" - but is also Russian slang for "Oh Shit." Given how much damage this thing can deal up close, it's a very fitting name.

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* A joke for those who are familiar with Russian slang: The series' fully automatic lead - hurling lead-hurling shotgun is called the ''Abzats'', which literally transilates translates to "paragraph" - but is also Russian slang for "Oh Shit.shit." Given how much damage this thing can deal up close, it's a very fitting name.
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*** He accidentally breaks off the fire selector after fidgeting with it. After a {{beat}}, he sticks it right back on.

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*** He accidentally breaks off the fire selector after fidgeting with it. After a {{beat}}, {{beat}} where he's clearly thinking "Shit, ''that'' wasn't supposed to happen," he sticks it right back on.
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* While crossing the front line between the [[DirtyCommunists Reds]] and [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]], Artyom muses in a journal page that the two sides are NotSoDifferent, especially in how they treat spies, so [[TemptingFate he can't let himself get captured]]. Literally less than a minute of gameplay later, he opens the wrong door and gets captured by a pair of Nazi mooks.

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* While crossing the front line between the [[DirtyCommunists Reds]] and [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]], Artyom muses in a journal page that the two sides are NotSoDifferent, not so different, especially in how they treat spies, so [[TemptingFate he can't let himself get captured]]. Literally less than a minute of gameplay later, he opens the wrong door and gets captured by a pair of Nazi mooks.
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--> "Open up, baby, and I promise I will come back and refurbish you. Also get you new paint."

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--> "Open up, baby, and I promise I will come back and refurbish you. Also get you new paint.""
* While crossing the front line between the [[DirtyCommunists Reds]] and [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]], Artyom muses in a journal page that the two sides are NotSoDifferent, especially in how they treat spies, so [[TemptingFate he can't let himself get captured]]. Literally less than a minute of gameplay later, he opens the wrong door and gets captured by a pair of Nazi mooks.
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* A joke for those who are familiar with Russian slang: The series' fully automatic lead - hurling shotgun is called the ''Abzats'', which literally transilates to "paragraph" - but is also Russian slang for "Oh Shit." Given how much damage this thing can deal up close, it's a very fitting name.
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* During or after the fight in the Bandit station you can crawl through a large maze built of crates presumably hoping for loot. Instead you fond a bandit smoking a hookah full of Khan only knows what, so completely stoned he missed the massacre going on around him even if you went loud.
** Artyom can also take a hit once the Bandit is dead which warps the screen and scrambles your controls for a bit.
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** He plays the air guitar on the Kalash 2012.
** He rings the bicycle bell on the Bigun.
** He puts his finger in front of the hammer on the Ashot... which then closes on him, as he grunts in pain and pulls his finger out.
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* While it’s definitely [[NightmareFuel horrifying]], the explanation for the ghosts is also [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]]: [[spoiler:the nuclear war somehow ''blew up the afterlife''. Whoops.]]

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* While it’s definitely [[NightmareFuel horrifying]], the Khan's explanation for why the ghosts exist is also [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]]: [[spoiler:the nuclear war somehow ''blew up the afterlife''. Whoops.]]
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* While it’s definitely [[NightmareFuel horrifying]], the explanation for the ghosts is also [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]]: [[spoiler:the nuclear war somehow ''blew up the afterlife''. Whoops.]]
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-->'''Commisar''': SILENCE!

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-->'''Commisar''': -->'''Commissar''': SILENCE!
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*** He accidently breaks off the fire selector after fidgeting with it. After a {{beat}}, he sticks it right back on.

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*** He accidently accidentally breaks off the fire selector after fidgeting with it. After a {{beat}}, he sticks it right back on.
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* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps.

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* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps.sleeps.
* Bourbon has some funny moments, like when he's trying to open a gate and starts talking to it.
--> "Open up, baby, and I promise I will come back and refurbish you. Also get you new paint."
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* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps. XD

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* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps. XD
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-->"Oooh, we're Nazis! Come to take your station!"

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-->"Oooh, we're Nazis! Come to take your station!"station!"
* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps. XD
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* Ulman as he and Artyom arrive at Polis; his response to a guard asking who they are.
-->"Oooh, we're Nazis! Come to take your station!"
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--> '''Comedian''': I'm always prepared for this! Doctor, could you check my prostrate while you're at it? I'm pissing kinda funny, it's glowing, must be the radiation.

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--> '''Comedian''': I'm always prepared for this! Doctor, could you check my prostrate prostate while you're at it? I'm pissing kinda funny, it's glowing, must be the radiation.

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--> '"Guard"': Face to the wall! This is an inspection.
-->"'Comedian"': C'mon, quit harassing me! I don't swing that way!

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--> '"Guard"': -->'''Guard''': Face to the wall! This is an inspection.
-->"'Comedian"': -->'''Comedian''': C'mon, quit harassing me! I don't swing that way!
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** He shocks himself with the Universal Charger.

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** He shocks himself with the Universal Charger.Charger.
* This exchange.
--> '"Guard"': Face to the wall! This is an inspection.
-->"'Comedian"': C'mon, quit harassing me! I don't swing that way!
--> '''Guard''': Cut the bullshit! Prepare for inspection!
--> '''Comedian''': I'm always prepared for this! Doctor, could you check my prostrate while you're at it? I'm pissing kinda funny, it's glowing, must be the radiation.

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny:

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny:This exchange:



** Ulman [[spoiler:dicking around on the intercom]] in D-6.

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** * Ulman [[spoiler:dicking around on the intercom]] in D-6.



** During Artyom's IdleAnimation, he might accidently break off a piece of his gun. After a beat, he then sticks it right back on.

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** During * Artyom's IdleAnimation, he might {{Idle Animation}}s have their moments.
** The Bastard on its own has two examples:
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accidently break breaks off a piece of his gun. the fire selector after fidgeting with it. After a beat, he then {{beat}}, he sticks it right back on.on.
*** He starts tossing it up. After a few times, the gun disappears. As he looks up, it crashes back down into his hands.
** He pulls the Duplet's stock so hard it comes off. He's hasty to put it back on.
** He shocks himself with the Universal Charger.
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-->"People of Metro! We have awaited your arrival! We are those who are called the Invisible Watchers. Your time has come. And now you will feel our wrath!"

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-->"People of Metro! We have awaited your arrival! We are those who are called the Invisible Watchers. Your time has come. And now you will feel our wrath!"wrath!"
** During Artyom's IdleAnimation, he might accidently break off a piece of his gun. After a beat, he then sticks it right back on.

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