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5th Aug '16 9:33:41 AM Shamrock95
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* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps.

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* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps.sleeps.
* Bourbon has some funny moments, like when he's trying to open a gate and starts talking to it.
--> "Open up, baby, and I promise I will come back and refurbish you. Also get you new paint."
30th May '16 10:58:58 PM Deserter
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* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps. XD

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* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps. XD
1st May '15 10:35:25 PM Emperor_Oshron
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-->"Oooh, we're Nazis! Come to take your station!"

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-->"Oooh, we're Nazis! Come to take your station!"station!"
* After you meet Khan for the first time in the game, you can look around the bandit leader's room and you'll find a teddy bear on his cot, right next to the head of a nosalis mounted on the wall. Just try to imagine that big tough bandit leader curled up on his cot, hugging his teddy and sucking his thumb while he sleeps. XD
12th Oct '14 9:45:24 AM Komrade
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* Ulman as he and Artyom arrive at Polis; his response to a guard asking who they are.
-->"Oooh, we're Nazis! Come to take your station!"
17th May '13 4:26:29 AM Wankbane
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--> '''Comedian''': I'm always prepared for this! Doctor, could you check my prostrate while you're at it? I'm pissing kinda funny, it's glowing, must be the radiation.

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--> '''Comedian''': I'm always prepared for this! Doctor, could you check my prostrate prostate while you're at it? I'm pissing kinda funny, it's glowing, must be the radiation.
6th Feb '13 8:16:31 PM Capa
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--> '"Guard"': Face to the wall! This is an inspection.
-->"'Comedian"': C'mon, quit harassing me! I don't swing that way!

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--> '"Guard"': -->'''Guard''': Face to the wall! This is an inspection.
-->"'Comedian"': -->'''Comedian''': C'mon, quit harassing me! I don't swing that way!
6th Feb '13 8:15:37 PM Capa
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** He shocks himself with the Universal Charger.

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** He shocks himself with the Universal Charger.Charger.
* This exchange.
--> '"Guard"': Face to the wall! This is an inspection.
-->"'Comedian"': C'mon, quit harassing me! I don't swing that way!
--> '''Guard''': Cut the bullshit! Prepare for inspection!
--> '''Comedian''': I'm always prepared for this! Doctor, could you check my prostrate while you're at it? I'm pissing kinda funny, it's glowing, must be the radiation.
28th Sep '12 11:04:19 PM REV6Pilot
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny:

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny:This exchange:



** Ulman [[spoiler:dicking around on the intercom]] in D-6.

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** * Ulman [[spoiler:dicking around on the intercom]] in D-6.



** During Artyom's IdleAnimation, he might accidently break off a piece of his gun. After a beat, he then sticks it right back on.

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** During * Artyom's IdleAnimation, he might {{Idle Animation}}s have their moments.
** The Bastard on its own has two examples:
*** He
accidently break breaks off a piece of his gun. the fire selector after fidgeting with it. After a beat, he then {{beat}}, he sticks it right back on.on.
*** He starts tossing it up. After a few times, the gun disappears. As he looks up, it crashes back down into his hands.
** He pulls the Duplet's stock so hard it comes off. He's hasty to put it back on.
** He shocks himself with the Universal Charger.
3rd Sep '12 11:25:47 AM IcarusJTP
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-->"People of Metro! We have awaited your arrival! We are those who are called the Invisible Watchers. Your time has come. And now you will feel our wrath!"

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-->"People of Metro! We have awaited your arrival! We are those who are called the Invisible Watchers. Your time has come. And now you will feel our wrath!"wrath!"
** During Artyom's IdleAnimation, he might accidently break off a piece of his gun. After a beat, he then sticks it right back on.
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