History Funny / MeetTheRobinsons

* Frankie(controlled by Mini-Doris). Specifically this:
--->'''Bowler Hat Guy:''' Excellent! You are now under my control!\\

'''Bowler Hat Guy:'''Excellent! You are now under my control!
'''Frankie:'''(Robotically)I am now under your control...
'''Bowler Hat Guy:'''Hee hee hee hee!
'''Frankie:'''Hee hee hee hee....
'''Bowler Hat Guy:'''Stop laughing...
'''Frankie:'''Stop laughing....
'''Bowler Hat Guy:'''DON'T REPEAT EVERYTHING I SAY!
'''Frankie:'''I won't repeat everything you say...
'''Bowler Hat Guy:'''Excellent
'''Frankie:'''Excellent...
'''Bowler Hat Guy:'''Uhhh, did you just say excellent because *I*said excellent?
'''Frankie:'''Uhhhhhh....no?[[Blatant Lies]]
'''Bowler Hat Guy:'''Excellent!
'''Frankie:'''Excellent...

* The Robinson Family are an entire mix of Crowning Moments of Funny, CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, and CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

--> '''Bowler Hat Guy''': Oh, I know! I'll turn him into a duck! That's delightfully evil! Oh wait... I don't know how to do that... I don't need a duck...

--> "And though my plan was '''brilliant''', Doris's was...well, let's just say we went with Doris's."

* The "Cornelius comes home scene" full stop. Franny's deliciously flat [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oh]] [[OhCrap boy..."]], Bud's casual "Well, he's home early", Cornelius bursting in yelling about the time machines being gone only to spy Lewis, [[spoiler: his younger self]] who waves sheepishly and after being fingered for causing the whole mess, Wilbur's remark of "Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh."

--> '''Wilbur:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am So.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dead.]]'' I’m not allowed to even ''look'' at this thing, let alone ''drive'' it! [[OffingTheOffspring Mom and Dad are going to kill me!]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath And I can tell you this; it will not be done with mercy!]]

--> '''Wilbur:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am So.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dead.]]'' I’m not allowed to even ''look'' at this thing, let alone ''drive it!'' [[OffingTheOffspring Mom and Dad are going to kill me!]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath And I can tell you this; it will not be done with mercy!]]

--> '''Wilbur:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I. Am So.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dead.]]'' I’m not allowed to ''look'' at this thing, let alone ''drive it!'' [[OffingTheOffspring Mom and Dad are going to kill me!]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath And I can tell you this; it will not be done with mercy!"]]

--> '''Wilbur:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I. Am so.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dead.]]'' I’m not allowed to ''look'' at this thing, let alone ''drive it!'' [[OffingTheOffspring Mom and Dad are going to kill me!]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath And I can tell you this; it will not be done with mercy!"]]

--> '''Wilbur:''' "[[OffingTheOffspring Mom and Dad are going to kill me!]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath And I can tell you this; it will not be done with mercy!"]]

* Bowler Hat Guy revealing to Doris his [[SarcasmMode brilliant plan]] to get revenge on Cornelius Robinson...with toilet paper. Doris comes up with the idea to steal the time machine. Bowler Hat Guy says: "My plan was brilliant! ...But we went with Doris'."

* More unreliable narration from Bowler Hat Guy

** "You can stay awake for days with no side effects. (Shrieks)"

** Another idea he had was to blow up the entire Robinson house, until he remembers that this would kill Lewis.

* One of Bowler Hat Guy's ideas to lure Lewis out of the house is to ''turn him into a duck.''

** "You can stay awake for days with no side effects. (Shrieks)"

* TwoWords: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDIYisQIKcM Singing frogs.]]

** "You can stay awake for days with so side effects. (Shrieks)"

-->'''Kid''': Hi [[spoiler: Goob]]! Wanna come to my house after school?

* The "Cornelius comes home scene" full stop. Franny's deliciously flat [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oh]] [[OhCrap boy..."]], Bud's casual "Well, he's home early", Cornelius bursting in yelling about the time machines being gone only to spy Lewis, [[spoiler: his younger self]] who waves sheepishly and after being fingered for causing the whole mess, Wilbur's remark of "Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh."

* The "Cornelius comes home scene" full stop. Franny's deliciously flat [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh]] [[OhCrap boy...]], Bud's casual "Well, he's home early", Cornelius bursting in yelling about the time machines being gone only to spy Lewis, [[spoiler: his younger self]] who waves sheepishly and after being fingered for causing the whole mess, Wilbur's remark of "Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh."

* Lewis pulling out the [[spoiler: "I am your father, young man"]] detail to win an argument against Wilbur near the end of the film.

--> Lewis (to Uncle Art): Is dinner like this every night?
--> Art: No. Last night we had meatloaf.

--> '''Wilbur:''' "Mom and Dad are going to kill me! And I can tell you this; it will not be done with mercy!"