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** Aaand what better way to end a Breather Episode than with a skilled application of ChandlersLaw, except... In a group filled with badass - a CowboyCop, a FemmeFatale, a MadScientist, two {{Playful Hacker}}s and ''an entire squad [[TheSquad squad]] of Marines'' [[SemperFi Marines]]'' - the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting ''any'' of the above, but...
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** Aaand what better way to end a Breather Episode than with a skilled application of ChandlersLaw, except... In a group filled with badass - a CowboyCop, a FemmeFatale, a MadScientist, two {{Playful Hacker}}s and ''an entire squad of Marines'' - the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting ''any'' of the supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale or the [[Playful Hacker}}s, above, but...
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** Aaand what better way to end a Breather Episode than with a skilled application of ChandlersLaw, except... the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting the supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, FemmeFatale or the [[Playful Hacker}}s, but...
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--->'''Zev''': ''Our people? We made the terrible mistake of making our robot servants ugly. So naturally, when they starting asking existential questions, we decided to kill them all. But what if we had made the Geth too look like this Brea?'' <sigh> ''The moment they asked "WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove?', "WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove', we would have had SEX with them. Our entire adult population caught up in one massive worldwide orgy! We would still have our world then...''\\
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--->'''Zev''': ''Our people? We made the terrible mistake of making our robot servants ugly. So naturally, when they starting asking existential questions, we decided to kill them all. But what if we had made the Geth too look like this Brea?'' <sigh> ''The moment they asked "what is this thing you call love?', "WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove?', we would have had SEX with them. Our entire adult population caught up in one massive worldwide orgy! We would still have our world then...''\\
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* Chapter 27: Drebin and Zev get into a discussion on sexbots.
-->'''Zev''': ''Our people? We made the terrible mistake of making our robot servants ugly. So naturally, when they starting asking existential questions, we decided to kill them all. But what if we had made the Geth too look like this Brea?'' <sigh> ''The moment they asked "what is this thing you call love?', we would have had SEX with them. Our entire adult population caught up in one massive worldwide orgy! We would still have our world then...''\\
-->'''Zev''': ''Our people? We made the terrible mistake of making our robot servants ugly. So naturally, when they starting asking existential questions, we decided to kill them all. But what if we had made the Geth too look like this Brea?'' <sigh> ''The moment they asked "what is this thing you call love?', we would have had SEX with them. Our entire adult population caught up in one massive worldwide orgy! We would still have our world then...''\\
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* Chapter 27: 27 is the peak of the Illium {{Breather Episode}} after the insanity of Caleston, and IgnusDei pulls out ''all'' the stops to get readers to abandon their DarknessInducedAudienceApathy:
** Drebin and Zev get into a discussion on sexbots.
-->'''Zev''': --->'''Zev''': ''Our people? We made the terrible mistake of making our robot servants ugly. So naturally, when they starting asking existential questions, we decided to kill them all. But what if we had made the Geth too look like this Brea?'' <sigh> ''The moment they asked "what is this thing you call love?', we would have had SEX with them. Our entire adult population caught up in one massive worldwide orgy! We would still have our world then...''\\
** Drebin and Zev get into a discussion on sexbots.
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* Chapter 27: The BreatherEpisode on Illium comes to a violent end via application of ChandlersLaw, except the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting the supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, but...
-->'''''DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!'''''
* Chapter 27: Hein's sentence, as follows.
--> "Bah! Once again my plans are foiled by vaginas!"
** Try and read that without laughing. ''Try.''
-->'''''DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!'''''
* Chapter 27: Hein's sentence, as follows.
--> "Bah! Once again my plans are foiled by vaginas!"
** Try and read that without laughing. ''Try.''
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-->'''''DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!'''''
*
** Aaand what better way to end a Breather Episode than with a skilled application of ChandlersLaw, except... the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting the supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, but...
--->'''''DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!'''''
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-->'''''DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!'''''ARMITAGE?!'''''
* Chapter 27: Hein's sentence, as follows.
--> "Bah! Once again my plans are foiled by vaginas!"
** Try and read that without laughing. ''Try.''
* Chapter 27: Hein's sentence, as follows.
--> "Bah! Once again my plans are foiled by vaginas!"
** Try and read that without laughing. ''Try.''
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-->'''Hein''': ''FIRMWARE UPDATE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! WOO!''
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-->'''Hein''': ''FIRMWARE UPDATE [[http://lparchive.org/Xenogears-%28by-The-Dark-Id%29/Update%2008/ OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! NOWHERE]]! WOO!''
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---> ''Beat''
--> '''Joker''': "Well, Jenkins here really, really wants to join C-Sec, and..."
---> ''Beat''
--> '''Joker''': "Well, Jenkins here really, really wants to join C-Sec, and..."
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--> '''Udina''': "Well?! ''Well?! What are you staring at?!"
---> ''Beat''
-->at?!''\\
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'''Joker''':"Well, ''Well, Jenkins here really, really wants to join C-Sec, and..." ''
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-->'''Garrus''': Say, what was that soup you ate? It smelled kinda familiar.\\
'''Walker''': It was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_bird%27s_nest yan wo]].\\
'''Garrus''': ...Oh, okay. What's that?\\
'''Jensen''': Congealed bird spit in broth.\\
'''Garrus''': Isn't she a little old for that?\\
'''Jensen''': ...I'm not sure I get what you mean.\\
'''Garrus''': Right, I should explain: Turian females generate a nutrient rich spit that throughout a pregnancy. It congeals quickly. They make hundreds of crunchy dry cakes out of it. When the baby's born it is fed the stuff for the first few months of its life... What, don't human females do that for their kids?\\
'''Jensen''': Sorta. Their breasts swell with a nutrient rich liquid.\\
'''Garrus''': Oh. Well, I see Walker is off to a great start on that.\\
'''Walker''': Excuse me. You do know that [[ImStandingRightHere I'm sitting right here]] and that I can hear you, right?\\
'''Jensen''': Don't worry, I'm sure Vakarian's interest in your chest is purely scientific.
'''Walker''': It was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_bird%27s_nest yan wo]].\\
'''Garrus''': ...Oh, okay. What's that?\\
'''Jensen''': Congealed bird spit in broth.\\
'''Garrus''': Isn't she a little old for that?\\
'''Jensen''': ...I'm not sure I get what you mean.\\
'''Garrus''': Right, I should explain: Turian females generate a nutrient rich spit that throughout a pregnancy. It congeals quickly. They make hundreds of crunchy dry cakes out of it. When the baby's born it is fed the stuff for the first few months of its life... What, don't human females do that for their kids?\\
'''Jensen''': Sorta. Their breasts swell with a nutrient rich liquid.\\
'''Garrus''': Oh. Well, I see Walker is off to a great start on that.\\
'''Walker''': Excuse me. You do know that [[ImStandingRightHere I'm sitting right here]] and that I can hear you, right?\\
'''Jensen''': Don't worry, I'm sure Vakarian's interest in your chest is purely scientific.
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-->'''Garrus''': Say, ''Say, what was that soup you ate? It smelled kinda familiar.\\
''\\
'''Walker''':It ''It was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_bird%27s_nest yan wo]].\\
'''Garrus''': ...''\\
'''Garrus''': ''...Oh, okay. What'sthat?\\
that?''\\
'''Jensen''':Congealed ''Congealed bird spit in broth.\\
''\\
'''Garrus''':Isn't ''Isn't she a little old for that?\\
'''Jensen''': ...that?''\\
'''Jensen''': ''...I'm not sure I get what you mean.\\
''\\
'''Garrus''':Right, ''Right, I should explain: Turian females generate a nutrient rich spit that throughout a pregnancy. It congeals quickly. They make hundreds of crunchy dry cakes out of it. When the baby's born it is fed the stuff for the first few months of its life... What, don't human females do that for their kids?\\
kids?''\\
'''Jensen''':Sorta.''Sorta. Their breasts swell with a nutrient rich liquid.\\
''\\
'''Garrus''':Oh.''Oh. Well, I see Walker is off to a great start on that.\\
''\\
'''Walker''':Excuse ''Excuse me. You do know that [[ImStandingRightHere I'm sitting right here]] and that I can hear you, right?\\
right?''\\
'''Jensen''':Don't ''Don't worry, I'm sure Vakarian's interest in your chest is purely scientific.''
'''Walker''':
'''Garrus''': ...
'''Garrus''': ''...Oh, okay. What's
'''Jensen''':
'''Garrus''':
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-->'''Hein''': "FIRMWARE UPDATE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! WOO!"
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-->'''Hein''': "You won't be landing in ice water this time."
-->'''Jensen''': "Well, that's a relief. Swimming in the Arctic was not fun."
-->'''Hein''': "It's far more likely you'll land in the lava."
-->'''Jensen''': "Wait, wha--"
-->'''Hein''': "GERONIMO!" <launches Adam's drop pod>
-->'''Jensen''': "Well, that's a relief. Swimming in the Arctic was not fun."
-->'''Hein''': "It's far more likely you'll land in the lava."
-->'''Jensen''': "Wait, wha--"
-->'''Hein''': "GERONIMO!" <launches Adam's drop pod>
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-->'''Hein''': "You ''You won't be landing in ice water this time."
-->'''Jensen''': "Well,''\\
'''Jensen''': ''Well, that's a relief. Swimming in the Arctic was not fun."
-->'''Hein''': "It's''\\
'''Hein''': ''It's far more likely you'll land in the lava."
-->'''Jensen''': "Wait, wha--"
-->'''Hein''': "GERONIMO!"''\\
'''Jensen''': ''Wait, wha--''\\
'''Hein''': ''GERONIMO!'' <launches Adam's drop pod>
-->'''Jensen''': "Well,
'''Jensen''': ''Well, that's a relief. Swimming in the Arctic was not fun.
-->'''Hein''': "It's
'''Hein''': ''It's far more likely you'll land in the lava.
-->'''Jensen''': "Wait, wha--"
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'''Hein''': ''GERONIMO!'' <launches Adam's drop pod>
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-->"...Oh, Hi Adam! How're things?"
-->"Nice tent, there, old man!" said Vega as he came in the infirmary, holding a plate of food. Wrex shot up in embarrassment and attempted to hide his throbbing erection.
* Chapter 26: Matriarch Aethyta gets a little impromptu help from Jensen in chasing a intruder through her bar's air ducts... which results in Jensen dragging out [[VideoGame/{{Shadowrun}} Jake Armitage]] AKA ''Conrad Verner.''
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-->"Nice''\\
"Nice tent, there, old man!" said Vega as he came in the infirmary, holding a plate of food. Wrex shot up in embarrassment and attempted to hide his throbbing erection.
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-->"...'''
-->''...Oh, Hi Adam! How'rethings?"things?''
-->"Nice
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* Chapter 26: Matriarch Aethyta gets a little impromptu help from Jensen in chasing a intruder through her bar's air ducts... which results in Jensen dragging out [[VideoGame/{{Shadowrun}} Jake Armitage]] AKA
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-->''...Oh, Hi Adam! How're
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* Chapter 27: It seems like a lull in the action is ended via a little impromptu application of ChandlersLaw, except the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting the supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, but...
-->"DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!"
-->"DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!"
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-->'''Zev''': ''Our people? We made the terrible mistake of making our robot servants ugly. So naturally, when they starting asking existential questions, we decided to kill them all. But what if we had made the Geth too look like this Brea?'' <sigh> ''The moment they asked "what is this thing you call love?', we would have had SEX with them. Our entire adult population caught up in one massive worldwide orgy! We would still have our world then...''\\
'''Drebin''': ''And the galaxy would have trembled in fear of your army of sex bots.''\\
'''Zev''': ''Oh no... I mean, yes!'' <throws up arms dramatically> ''We would have unleashed them upon the turians first, and they would have grovelled at our feet to stop our onslaught!'' <puts hands over lower jaw, mimicking turian mandibles> ''Please, we can't take much more! We beg you, call off your army of robot hookers! Have mercy on us!''\\
'''Drebin''': ''And what you have said, then?''\\
'''Zev''': ''Grimly, we would have said...'' <lowers voice> '''''[[{{Watchmen}} No.]]''' And then? We would have unleashed more orgasms upon them all! Horrible, horrible orgasms! Muahahahahahahaaaah!''
* Chapter 27:It seems like The BreatherEpisode on Illium comes to a lull in the action is ended violent end via a little impromptu application of ChandlersLaw, except the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting the supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, but...
-->"DO -->'''''DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!"ARMITAGE?!'''''
'''Drebin''': ''And the galaxy would have trembled in fear of your army of sex bots.''\\
'''Zev''': ''Oh no... I mean, yes!'' <throws up arms dramatically> ''We would have unleashed them upon the turians first, and they would have grovelled at our feet to stop our onslaught!'' <puts hands over lower jaw, mimicking turian mandibles> ''Please, we can't take much more! We beg you, call off your army of robot hookers! Have mercy on us!''\\
'''Drebin''': ''And what you have said, then?''\\
'''Zev''': ''Grimly, we would have said...'' <lowers voice> '''''[[{{Watchmen}} No.]]''' And then? We would have unleashed more orgasms upon them all! Horrible, horrible orgasms! Muahahahahahahaaaah!''
* Chapter 27:
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* Chapter 26: Matriarch Aethyta gets a little impromptu help from Jensen in chasing a intruder through her bar's air ducts... which results in Jensen dragging out [[VideoGame/{{Shadowrun}} Jake Armitage]] AKA ''Conrad Verner.''
-->"...Oh, Hi Adam! How're things?"
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-->"...Oh, Hi Adam! How're things?"
* Chapter 29: It seems like a lull in the action is ended via a little impromptu application of ChandlersLaw, except the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting the supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, but...
-->"...Oh, Hi Adam! How're things?"
* Chapter 29: It seems like a lull in the action is ended via a little impromptu application of ChandlersLaw, except the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting the supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, but...
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* Chapter 28: Matriarch Aethyta gets a little impromptu help from Jensen in chasing a intruder through her bar's air ducts... which results in Jensen dragging out [[VideoGame/{{Shadowrun}} Jake Armitage]] AKA ''Conrad Verner.''
-->"...Oh, Hi Adam! How're things?"
* Chapter 29:It seems like a lull in the action is ended via a little impromptu application of ChandlersLaw, except the jerks with guns are ''not'' there hunting the supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, but...
-->"...Oh, Hi Adam! How're things?"
* Chapter 29:
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* Chapter 28: Matriarch Aethyta gets a little impromptu help from Jensen in chasing a intruder through her bar's air ducts... which results in Jensen dragging out [[VideoGame/Shadowrun [[VideoGame/{{Shadowrun}} Jake Armitage]] AKA ''Conrad Verner.''
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* Chapter 28: Matriarch Aethyta gets a little impromptu help from Jensen in chasing a intruder through her bar's air ducts... which results in Jensen dragging out [[VideoGame/Shadowrun Jake Armitage Armitage]] AKA ''Conrad Verner.''
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* Chapter 27: Drebin and Zev get into a discussion on sexbots.
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* Chapter 27: Drebin and Zev get into a discussion on sexbots.sexbots.
* Chapter 28: Matriarch Aethyta gets a little impromptu help from Jensen in chasing a intruder through her bar's air ducts... which results in Jensen dragging out Jake Armitage AKA ''Conrad Verner.''
-->"...Oh, Hi Adam! How're things?"
* Chapter 29: It seems like a lull in the action is ended via a little impromptu application of ChandlersLaw, except the jerks with guns are ''not'' there for supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, but...
-->"DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!"
* Chapter 28: Matriarch Aethyta gets a little impromptu help from Jensen in chasing a intruder through her bar's air ducts... which results in Jensen dragging out Jake Armitage AKA ''Conrad Verner.''
-->"...Oh, Hi Adam! How're things?"
* Chapter 29: It seems like a lull in the action is ended via a little impromptu application of ChandlersLaw, except the jerks with guns are ''not'' there for supercops, the Marines, or even the FemmeFatale, but...
-->"DO YOU HEAR ME, JAKE ARMITAGE?!"
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* Chapter 26: 27: Drebin and Zev get into a discussion on sexbots.
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-->"Nice tent, there, old man!" said Vega as he came in the infirmary, holding a plate of food. Wrex shot up in embarrassment and attempted to hide his throbbing erection. erection.
* Chapter 26: Drebin and Zev get into a discussion on sexbots.
* Chapter 26: Drebin and Zev get into a discussion on sexbots.
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-->'''Jensen''': "Wait, wha-"
wha--"
-->'''Hein''': "GERONIMO!" <launchesadam's Adam's drop pod>
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->''Uh oh.''
->"Nice tent, there, old man!" said Vega as he came in the infirmary, holding a plate of food. Wrex shot up in embarrassment and attempted to hide his throbbing erection.
->''Uh oh.''
->"Nice tent, there, old man!" said Vega as he came in the infirmary, holding a plate of food. Wrex shot up in embarrassment and attempted to hide his throbbing erection.
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->"Nice
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* Chapter 25: Wrex gets hard over Chakwas.
->To Wrex, it kinda felt like a massage, and it was then that he noticed that human women looked a lot like Asari. Especially this one, with the soft firm hands and a body that held up nicely despite her advanced age, and the generous mouth and then he realized that it had been a very long time and...
->''Uh oh.''
->"Nice tent, there, old man!" said Vega as he came in the infirmary, holding a plate of food. Wrex shot up in embarrassment and attempted to hide his throbbing erection.
* Chapter 25: Wrex gets hard over Chakwas.
->To Wrex, it kinda felt like a massage, and it was then that he noticed that human women looked a lot like Asari. Especially this one, with the soft firm hands and a body that held up nicely despite her advanced age, and the generous mouth and then he realized that it had been a very long time and...
->''Uh oh.''
->"Nice tent, there, old man!" said Vega as he came in the infirmary, holding a plate of food. Wrex shot up in embarrassment and attempted to hide his throbbing erection.
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'''Walker''': It was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird%27s_nest_soup yan wo]].\\
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'''Walker''': It was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird%27s_nest_soup org/wiki/Edible_bird%27s_nest yan wo]].\\
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-->'''Hein''': "FIRMWARE UPDATE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! WOO!"
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-->'''Hein''': "FIRMWARE UPDATE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! WOO!"WOO!"
* From chapter 20:
-->'''Hein''': "you won't be landing in ice water this time."
-->'''Jensen''': "Well, that's a relief. Swimming in the Arctic was not fun."
-->'''Hein''': "It's far more likely you'll land in the lava."
-->'''Jensen''': "Wait, wha-"
-->'''Hein''': "GERONIMO!" <launches adam's drop pod>
* From chapter 20:
-->'''Hein''': "you won't be landing in ice water this time."
-->'''Jensen''': "Well, that's a relief. Swimming in the Arctic was not fun."
-->'''Hein''': "It's far more likely you'll land in the lava."
-->'''Jensen''': "Wait, wha-"
-->'''Hein''': "GERONIMO!" <launches adam's drop pod>
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* The SeinfeldianConversation at Huang's. An alien cop, a robocop, and a genetically engineered spy walk into a Japanese restaurant on a giant space station, order fake food, and discuss breasts in a totally non-sexual manner with techno music playing. All as part of a search for a shapeshifting assassin, with cherry blossoms as their only clue. ItMakesSenseInContext.
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* Hein's sense of timing.
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* [[MomentKiller Hein's sense of timing.]]
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'''Jensen''': Don't worry, I'm sure Vakarian's interest in your chest is purely scientific.
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'''Jensen''': Don't worry, I'm sure Vakarian's interest in your chest is purely scientific.scientific.
* Hein's sense of timing.
-->'''Hein''': "FIRMWARE UPDATE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! WOO!"
* Hein's sense of timing.
-->'''Hein''': "FIRMWARE UPDATE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! WOO!"
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* The SeinfeldianConversation at Huang's.
-->'''Garrus''': Say, what was that soup you ate? It smelled kinda familiar.\\
'''Walker''': It was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird%27s_nest_soup yan wo]].\\
'''Garrus''': ...Oh, okay. What's that?\\
'''Jensen''': Congealed bird spit in broth.\\
'''Garrus''': Isn't she a little old for that?\\
'''Jensen''': ...I'm not sure I get what you mean.\\
'''Garrus''': Right, I should explain: Turian females generate a nutrient rich spit that throughout a pregnancy. It congeals quickly. They make hundreds of crunchy dry cakes out of it. When the baby's born it is fed the stuff for the first few months of its life... What, don't human females do that for their kids?\\
'''Jensen''': Sorta. Their breasts swell with a nutrient rich liquid.\\
'''Garrus''': Oh. Well, I see Walker is off to a great start on that.\\
'''Walker''': Excuse me. You do know that [[ImStandingRightHere I'm sitting right here]] and that I can hear you, right?\\
'''Jensen''': Don't worry, I'm sure Vakarian's interest in your chest is purely scientific.
-->'''Garrus''': Say, what was that soup you ate? It smelled kinda familiar.\\
'''Walker''': It was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird%27s_nest_soup yan wo]].\\
'''Garrus''': ...Oh, okay. What's that?\\
'''Jensen''': Congealed bird spit in broth.\\
'''Garrus''': Isn't she a little old for that?\\
'''Jensen''': ...I'm not sure I get what you mean.\\
'''Garrus''': Right, I should explain: Turian females generate a nutrient rich spit that throughout a pregnancy. It congeals quickly. They make hundreds of crunchy dry cakes out of it. When the baby's born it is fed the stuff for the first few months of its life... What, don't human females do that for their kids?\\
'''Jensen''': Sorta. Their breasts swell with a nutrient rich liquid.\\
'''Garrus''': Oh. Well, I see Walker is off to a great start on that.\\
'''Walker''': Excuse me. You do know that [[ImStandingRightHere I'm sitting right here]] and that I can hear you, right?\\
'''Jensen''': Don't worry, I'm sure Vakarian's interest in your chest is purely scientific.
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* Right after threatening Udina offscreen, Jensen bumps into Joker, Kaiden, and Jenkins and tells them their ambassador has just pissed himself. They all ''run'' (or, in Joker's case, hobble quickly with Jenkin's commandeered assistance) to the airlock to take a look. And then stare.
--> '''Udina''': "Well?! What are you staring at?!"
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--> '''Joker''': "Well, Jenkins here really, really wants to join C-Sec, and..."
--> '''Udina''': "Well?! What are you staring at?!"
--> Beat
--> '''Joker''': "Well, Jenkins here really, really wants to join C-Sec, and..."