History Funny / Mallrats

* After Tricia admits to sleeping with Shannon, she tells Brodie that Shannon has quite a disdain for him. Brodie's horrified reaction: "Ew, [[FoeYay he mentioned me during sex]]?!"

* While in the book store, Jay shows Silent Bob a picture in a girlie magazine and tells him "Dude, this look like {{your mom}}." Silent Bob looks up from his book, looks at the picture, ''considers it for a moment'' and nods in a "Yeah, kinda" sort of way.

* From the 2005 DVD, the "Mallrats: The Reunion" Q&A with the cast and crew was a barrelful of laughs. For instance, Kevin Smith recalling how he and Scott Mosier crashed at producer Jim Jacks' house while in LA editing and at one point, [[WildTeenParty they had just had a party]]. Jacks arrived, people rushed out the back- and Jacks flipped out over [[SeriousBusiness finding chicken grease on the phone]], with Kevin describing how Jason Mewes was over the sink in the kitchen, [[OhCrap with a piece of fried chicken up to his mouth]].

* Then there's the matter of Brodie's breakup with Rene. He initially thought it was over [[PottyHumor his farting while she's giving him oral sex]]. T.S. quickly asserts that if that was the cause, he was damn lucky that's ''all'' she did.

** And the payoff [[spoiler:when the security guard about to kick TS and Brodie out of the mall is called away when the kid ''does'' get caught.]]
* Brodie Bruce, quote machine: "I woulda made a sexy chick!"

-->'''Brodie:''' You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage! *immediately gets hit in the back of the head with a crossbeam*

-->'''Jay:''': I'll tell you what you need is a fatty, boombatty blunt! And I'll guarantee you'll see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of them [[MermaidProblem big-titted mermaids]], [[GirlOnGirlIsHot doing some of that lesbian shit]]. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

* Pretty much the entire ''Truth or Date'' sequence is one, with Brodie getting most of the best lines, frequently at the expense of Gil.

** And then how he goes off on a story about his Cousin Walter jacking off in public. And the audience appears to be ''very'' engrossed by the story.
*** And the punchline Brody getting offended when Gil asks if Walter or any of the people on the plane with him ended up climaxing.
--> '''Brody''': "Jesus Christ, man! [[HypocriticalHumor There's just some things you don't talk about in public]]!"

-->'''Jay:''': I'll tell you what you need is a fatty, boombatty blunt! And I'll guarantee you'll see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of them big-titted mermaids, doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

* From the 2005 DVD, the "Mallrats: The Reunion" Q&A with the cast and crew was a barrelful of laughs. For instance, Kevin Smith recalling how he and Scott Mosier crashed at producer Jim Jacks' house while in LA editing and at one point, they had just had a party. Jacks arrived, people rushed out the back- and Jacks flipped over [[SeriousBusiness finding chicken grease on the phone]], with Kevin describing how Jason Mewes was over the sink in the kitchen, with a piece of fried chicken up to his mouth.

-->'''Brodie:''' *after Gil's proposed date plans* That was the biggest load of CRAP I've ever heard! I mean look at you, you're the kinda guy that would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own.

* After Tricia admits to sleeping with Shannon, she tells Brodie that Shannon has quite a disdain for him. Brodie's horrified reaction: "Ew, he mentioned me during sex?!"

* "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass." ''That's literally [[SeriesEstablishingMoment the first line of the movie]]!''

* The [[Film/TheThreeStooges Curly Howard]]-esque sound that Jay makes when he sees that the police are closing in on he and Silent Bob.

** And the punchline: [[spoiler:"[[CrossesTheLineTwice How else am I supposed to get the hamster out?]]"]]

* The fact that the ''literal first line of the movie'' is "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass."

* "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass." ''[[EstablishingSeriesMoment That's the first line of the movie]]''!

-->'''Jay:''': I'll tell you what you need is a fatty, boombatty blunt! And I'll guarantee you'll see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids, doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!
* From the 2005 DVD, the "Mallrats: The Reunion" Q&A with the cast and crew was a barrelful of laughs. For instance, Kevin Smith recalling how he and Scott Mosier crashed at producer Jim Jacks' house while in LA editing and at one point, they had just had a party, Jack arrived, people rushed out the back- and Jacks flipped over [[SeriousBusiness finding chicken grease on the phone]], with Kevin describing how Jason Mewes was over the sink in the kitchen, with a piece of fried chicken up to his mouth.

-->'''[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Various'':''' What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

* Hearing the line "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass" ''[[EstablishingSeriesMoment the second the movie starts]]''.

-->'''Various:''' What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
* Everybody ''but'' poor Willam Black seeing the sailboat in the Magic-Eye picture.

* From the 2005 DVD, the "Mallrats: The Reunion" Q&A with the cast and crew was a barrelful of laughs. For instance, Kevin Smith recalling how he and Scott Mosier crashed at Universal producer Jim Jacks' house while in LA editing and at one point, they had just had a party and Jacks flipped over finding chicken grease on the phone, with Kevin describing how Jay Mewes was over the sink in the kitchen, with a piece of fried chicken up to his mouth.

** Him insinuating that Gil's a self-loathing gay guy.

-->'''Jay:''': I'll tell you what you need is a fatty, boombatty blunt! And I'll guarantee you'll see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids, doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

* The [[TheThreeStooges Curly Howard]]-esque sound that Jay makes when he sees that the police are closing in on he and Silent Bob.

* This oute from Jay to Willam: