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--> I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!

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--> '''Brodie:''' I hope his pants get caught and a ''a bloodbath ensues!ensues!''
-->'''T.S.:''' What is with you today?!
-->'''Brodie:''' Don't get me wrong, I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should ''suffer that horrific ordeal'' '''SO SHE'LL LEARN''' '''''HOW TO MANAGE HER CHILD!'''''
-->'''T.S.:''' That's sort of a harsh lesson, don't you think?
-->'''Brodie:''' Man, there's not a year goes by, not a ''year'' that I don't read about some escalator accident involving some ''bastard'' kid that could've been ''easily avoided'' had some parent-- ''I don't care which one'' -- but ''SOME'' parent conditioned him to ''FEAR'' and respect that escalator!
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** Or is it "Junior [[JustForPun Masters and Johnson]]"?

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** Or is it "Junior [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} Masters and Johnson]]"?
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-->'''William''': Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. [[https://youtu.be/BDoC8BhtUyo It's not a schooner... it's a sailboat.]]

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-->'''William''': -->'''Willam''': Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. [[https://youtu.be/BDoC8BhtUyo It's not a schooner... it's a sailboat.]]



-->'''William''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting You know what]]!?'' '''[[DisproportionateRetribution There IS no Easter Bunny!]]''' ''Over there, that's [[MallSanta just a guy in a suit]]!''

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-->'''William''': -->'''Willam''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting You know what]]!?'' '''[[DisproportionateRetribution There IS no Easter Bunny!]]''' ''Over there, that's [[MallSanta just a guy in a suit]]!''
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** And then how he goes off on a story about his Cousin Walter [[ADateWithRosiePalms jacking off in public]]. And the audience appears to be ''very'' engrossed by the story.

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** And then how he goes off on a story about his Cousin Walter [[ADateWithRosiePalms jacking off in public]].public. And the audience appears to be ''very'' engrossed by the story.
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* Brodie "stink-palming" Brandi's dad. He makes sure to rub his ass sweat onto Mr. Svenning's hand ''very'' thoroughly and gives the audience an incredibly mischievous, shit-eating AsideGlance while doing it.

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* Brodie "stink-palming" Brandi's dad. He makes sure to rub his ass sweat onto Mr. Svenning's hand ''very'' thoroughly and gives the audience an incredibly mischievous, shit-eating AsideGlance while doing it. Brandi's dad then eats a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything chocolate-covered]] pretzel Brodie offers him, licking his fingers clean in the process - suffice to say, he suffers the effects of this prank during the game show.
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* Brodie "stink-palming" Brandi's dad. He makes sure to rub his ass sweat onto Mr. Svenning's hand ''very'' thoroughly and gives the audience an incredibly mischievous, shit-eating AsideGlance while doing it.


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* Brodie gets to meet his idol Creator/StanLee...and immediately starts asking him questions about various superheroes' genitals.

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