History Funny / Mallrats

-->'''Brodie:''' You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage! *immediately gets hit in the back of the head with a ladder*

** A few scenes later, one of the game show execs mentions that "the Easter Bunny was accosted this morning."

* Jay's wail of support for T.S. while he's on the game show(or rather, T.S.' assumed identity): "DO IT, DOUG!"
* Hearing the line "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass" ''[[EstablishingSeriesMoment the second the movie starts]]''.

* Hearing the line "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass" ''[[EstablishingCharacterMoment the second the movie starts]]''.

* Hearing the line "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass" ''the second the movie starts''.

-->'''William''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting You know what]]!?'' '''[[DisproportionateRetribution There IS no Easter Bunny!]]''' ''Over there, that's ''[[MallSanta just a guy in a suit]]!''

-->'''William''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting You know what]]!? '''[[DisproportionateRetribution There IS no Easter Bunny!]]''' ''Over there, that's'' ''[[MallSanta just a guy in a suit]]!''

-->'''William''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting You know what]]!? '''[[DisproportionateRetribution There IS no Easter Bunny!]]''' ''Over there, that's [[MallSanta just a guy in a suit]]!''

-->'''William''': You know what? [[DisproportionateRetribution There IS no Easter Bunny!]] Over there, that's [[MallSanta just a guy in a suit]]!

-->'''William''': Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a sailboat.

* The sound that Jay makes when he sees that the police are closing in on he and Silent Bob.
* The various things that Silent Bob pulls out of his coat to escape Team LaFours.

-->'''Brodie:''' That (Gil's proposed date plans) was the biggest load of CRAP I've ever heard! I mean look at you, you're the kinda guy that would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own.

* The various things that Silent Bob pulls out of his coat to escape the police.
* Everything involving the topless three-nippled psychic.

* Pretty much the entire gameshow sequence is one, with Brodie getting most of the best lines, frequently at the expense of Gil.

* After Tricia admits to sleeping with Shannon, she tells Brodie that Shannon has quite a disdain for him. Brodie's horrified reaction: "He mentioned me during sex?!"

* Hearing the line "One time my cousin Walter stuck a cat up his ass" ''the second the movie starts''.

* Shannon Hamilton tried to screw someplace very uncomfortable once.
-->'''Various:''' What, like the back of a Volkswagon?

* After Tricia admits to sleeping with Shannon, she tells Brodie that Shannon has quite a disdain for him. Brodie's horrified reaction: "He mentioned me during sex?!"

* After Tricia admits to sleeping with Shannon, she tells Brodie that Shannon has quite a distaste for him. Brodie's horrified reaction: "He mentioned me during sex?!"

** Or is it "Junior [[JustForPun Masters and Johnson]]"?

** Later on when Brodie questions why Gwen isn't changing in a dressing room anymore, she answers that "some pervert wanted to see me naked so badly today he burst in on my dressing room twice", and that changing in public saves him the effort. Then when Gwen sees Silent Bob after Brodie gets beat up by Shannon, she gives him an odd look.

** Later on when Brodie questions why Gwen isn't changing in a dressing room anymore, she answers that "some pervert wanted to see me naked so badly today he burst in on my dressing room twice", and that changing in public saves him the effort. Then when Gwen sees Silent Bob after Brodie gets beat up by the Easter Bunny she gives him an odd look.

* Jay and Silent Bob, avenging Brodie (wrongly), beat the crap out of the Easter Bunny in front of an army of children.

* T.S. referring to Trish the Dish as a "[[UnusualEuphemism Junior Master's in Johnson.]]"

* Everybody ''but'' poor Willam Black seeing the sailboat in the Magic-Eye picture.

--> Brodie: You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage! *immediately gets hit in the back of the head with a ladder*

-->TS: You have a third nipple?
-->Brodie:*has been horribly uncomfortable through the entire scene* What are you talking about? It's as clear as day!

--> Jay: Fly fatass! Fly!

-->Various: What, like the back of a Volkswagon?
* Everybody ''but'' poor Willam black seeing the sailboat in the Magic-Eye picture.

-> I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!

-> Brodie: You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage! *immediately gets hit in the back of the head with a ladder*

->TS: You have a third nipple?
->Brodie:*has been horribly uncomfortable through the entire scene* What are you talking about? It's as clear as day!

-> Jay: Fly fatass! Fly!

->Various: What, like the back of a Volkswagon?