History Funny / Madagascar

26th Sep '16 1:40:03 PM ngh93
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--->'''Melman''': Ah!, [[FridgeLogic Why can't we just borrow some of Marty's fire?]]\\

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--->'''Melman''': Ah!, Ah! [[FridgeLogic Why can't we just borrow some of Marty's fire?]]\\



-->'''Skipper''': My goodness Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up. ''(After Rico pulls up)'' Gear down. ''(Kowalski let's gear down)'' Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're kissing your sister. ''(plane touches ground, the bottom tears off)'' I said, kiss it! ''(the plane keeps sliding)'' Now just a little break. Just a touch. Little whisper.

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-->'''Skipper''': My goodness goodness, Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up. ''(After Rico pulls up)'' Gear down. ''(Kowalski let's lets gear down)'' Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're kissing your sister. ''(plane touches ground, the bottom tears off)'' I said, kiss it! ''(the plane keeps sliding)'' Now just a little break. Just a touch. Little whisper.



-->'''Skipper''': That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys. Who says a penguin can fly? ''(commence high fives)''

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-->'''Skipper''': That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys. Who says a penguin can can't fly? ''(commence high fives)''
26th Sep '16 5:37:47 AM annieholmes
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*** Granted, the melody isn't his (it's from Julius Fucik's "Entry of the Gladiators") but still hilarious.
6th Sep '16 6:33:33 PM nombretomado
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* There's just something about the Phil[=/=]Mason "King of Versailles" TotemPoleTrench getting a little ''too into'' the keyboards and keytar, like a cross between Elton John and the musical {{Amadeus}}.

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* There's just something about the Phil[=/=]Mason "King of Versailles" TotemPoleTrench getting a little ''too into'' the keyboards and keytar, like a cross between Elton John and the musical {{Amadeus}}.''Theatre/{{Amadeus}}''.
30th Aug '16 1:55:25 PM Chris116
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* Though it ends up getting PlayedForDrama, Moto Moto falls for Gloria because she's apparently the fattest hippo he's ever met.
** When he first sees Gloria, he's mostly submerged in the watering hole except for his eyes, and he makes some flirty eyes at her as Gloria's new friends squee in excitement. Moto Moto emerges from the water, soaking and like a fatter version of a hippo Terry Crews. He tears down or inadvertently runs over anything and ''anyone'' in his way, including some small mammals. Then there's their conversation:
-->'''Moto Moto''': Goodness girl, you huge!
-->'''Gloria''': Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?
-->'''Moto Moto''': (''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint actually turns around in surprise, before realizing what she means and chuckles]]'') Girl, you as quick as you are hefty.
-->'''Gloria''': So you're Moto Moto.
-->'''Moto Moto''': The name so nice, you say it twice.
-->'''Gloria''': I kinda like it, fatso.
-->'''Moto Moto''': I'll see you 'round girl. It won't be too hard, 'cause you so... ''plumpy''.
** Their date the next night is pretty much him singing and joking about their obesity. When Gloria decides to start prying a little deeper, Moto Moto makes an eloquent little speech that tries to come off as sophisticated but is really just silly. He also insists that his answers to her questions will always be "yes" - [[NoExceptYes unless no is required.]]
29th Aug '16 1:01:21 PM ngh93
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'''Alex''': The buttons were so small, it made me mad!\\

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'''Alex''': The buttons were so small, it small! It made me mad!\\
24th Aug '16 2:49:33 PM TheGracefullyWicked
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* The penguins hijacking the Dreamworks logo is hilarious for some reason.
-->'''Skipper''': Well done boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
23rd Aug '16 7:10:11 PM TheGracefullyWicked
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-->'''Mason''': ''(yelling over the wind at Phil)'' [[Dissonantserenity I believe that's checkmate!]]

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-->'''Mason''': ''(yelling over the wind at Phil)'' [[Dissonantserenity [[DissonantSerenity I believe that's checkmate!]]
23rd Aug '16 7:08:46 PM TheGracefullyWicked
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-->'''Skipper''': Alright, Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up.

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-->'''Skipper''': Alright, My goodness Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up. ''(After Rico pulls up)'' Gear down. ''(Kowalski let's gear down)'' Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're kissing your sister. ''(plane touches ground, the bottom tears off)'' I said, kiss it! ''(the plane keeps sliding)'' Now just a little break. Just a touch. Little whisper.
-->'''Mason''': ''(yelling over the wind at Phil)'' [[Dissonantserenity I believe that's checkmate!]]
-->'''Alex and co''': ''(screams of fear as the plane shoots off a cliff and plunges into the deep)''
-->'''Skipper''': Commerce emergency landing procedure. Flaps up!
-->'''Rico and Kowalski''': ''(Raise flippers)''
-->'''Skipper''': Deploy!
-->'''Rico and Kowalski''': ''(pull, opening parachutes)''
-->''Plane touches down slowly and smoothly, silent as a leaf''




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-->'''Skipper''': Kowalski, casualty report!
-->'''Kowalski''': Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.
-->'''Skipper''': That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys. Who says a penguin can fly? ''(commence high fives)''
23rd Aug '16 6:31:48 PM TheGracefullyWicked
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** They aren't even actually nose-diving.
-->'''Skipper''': Alright, Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up.
23rd Aug '16 5:35:25 AM Tightwire
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* The Car Escape: between the CrazyPrepared penguins and the CrazyAwesome [=DuBois=], there's not a moment to breathe.

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* The entire first twenty minutes of the movie, especially the Car Escape: between Escape, is both awesome and hilarious and worth watching the CrazyPrepared penguins and the CrazyAwesome [=DuBois=], there's not a moment to breathe.movie for all on its own.



* Vitaly comparing Alex to a lioness with a beehive.
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