History Funny / Madagascar

26th Mar '17 9:10:54 PM NightShade96
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* ''Funny/MadagascarEscape2Africa''
* ''Funny/Madagascar3EuropesMostWanted''
21st Mar '17 4:11:16 PM ngh93
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* Alex's first fight with Nana. While everyone else is running in terror, Nana whacks him with her purse, kicks him in the crotch, and sprays his eyes with pepper spray, and ''flings him to the ground.''

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* Alex's first fight with Nana. While everyone else is running in terror, Nana whacks him with her purse, [[GroinAttack kicks him in the crotch, and crotch]], sprays his eyes with pepper spray, and ''flings him to the ground.''



** Then, when the animals are surrounded by the police and animal control, Nana ''somehow'' walks right past the officers and ''[[GroinAttack kicks Alex in the crotch again]]'', before being promptly dragged away by the police.

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** Then, when the animals are surrounded by the police and animal control, Nana ''somehow'' walks right past the officers and ''[[GroinAttack kicks Alex in the crotch again]]'', again, before being promptly dragged away by the police.
9th Mar '17 5:56:29 PM ngh93
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'''Melman''' (''groans in frustration'') I can't! I-been trying! I Ju--I CAN'T DO IT! (''slams the planks down...and they suddenly ignite'') Fire! Fire! (''laughs...then [[OhCrap notices the burning planks are still attached to his hooves]]'') FIRE! AAH!\\

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'''Melman''' '''Melman''': (''groans in frustration'') I can't! I-been I've been trying! I Ju--I Ju-- I CAN'T DO IT! (''slams the planks down...and they suddenly ignite'') Fire! Fire! (''laughs...then [[OhCrap notices the burning planks are still attached to his hooves]]'') FIRE! AAH!\\



'''Melman''' (''with a bound of vines and leaves around his head''): AAAH! NATURE! ''IT'S ALL OVER ME!'' '''''GET IT OFF!''''' I can't see! I can't see!\\
''(Gloria steps on the vine Melman's dragging, and the bush on his head falls apart)''\\
'''Melman''': I can see! (''Shrieks and promptly buries his head in the sand'')

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'''Melman''' (''with a bound of vines and leaves around his head''): AAAH! NATURE! ''IT'S ALL OVER ME!'' '''''GET IT OFF!''''' I can't see! I can't see!\\
see! ''(Gloria steps on the vine Melman's dragging, and the bush on his head falls apart)''\\
'''Melman''':
apart)'' I can see! (''Shrieks and promptly buries his head in the sand'')
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* ''Funny/MadagascarEscape2Africa''
* ''Funny/Madagascar3EuropesMostWanted''
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4th Mar '17 7:50:44 AM NightShade96
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[[folder:''Escape 2 Africa'']]
* The penguins hijacking the Dreamworks logo is hilarious for some reason.
-->'''Skipper''': Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
* Marty shows off his fountain trick (which culminates in a SpitTake) to the herd. The herd, being practically clones of Marty, instantly learn the trick - and taken to its logical conclusion when thousands of them Spit Take at Marty. Cue tsunami.
* King Julien is the first to suggest a volcanic sacrifice with a long and complicated argument with himself. Finally he finishes with:
-->'''Julien:''' Quickly! Before we all come to our senses!
** Other great Julien lines include:
-->'''Julien:''' ''(to Private, hanging from the light-fixture)'' You, in-flight slave... Bring me my nuts on a silver platter.\\
'''Julien:''' If I, King Julien (that's my name), only had two days to live, I would do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing. I would love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better. (Makes fart sounds, spits attempting to whistle) And you know what else I would do? I would invade a neighboring country and impose my own ideology on them, even if they didn't want it!
** When he is on the plane he's sitting on a skeleton's lap. [[CallBack Once again]], the skeletal hand makes the same motions as his own.
* The launch, flight and crash of the "plane" is a twenty-minute long moment of funny, possibly because the penguins feature heavily in it.
-->"Pray to your personal god this hunk of junk flies."\\
"Place the bag over your face to hide your terrified expression from the other passengers."
* The entire "Pass it on" scene.
* The fight between Alex and Nana (the old lady from the first movie). A remix of Music/EnnioMorricone's score for ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'' is playing as they beat each other up with increasingly dirty moves.
** Also, the NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Nana gives Makunga when she sees him with her tote. Just before that, there's Alex giving Makunga said tote. This is funnier if you imagine it in Alec Baldwin's manly, sinister voice.
-->"Does the strap adjust? It does... yes I imagine this will be perfect for me when I'm out jogging."
* When the Penguins steal the first jeep, they smash Nana through the windshield and leave her behind:
-->'''Private:''' Is she dead?\\
'''Skipper:''' No!\\
''(Kowalski promptly reverses straight into her)''
* Nana: "Ohh... that was beautiful... Now let's eat!"
* The entire plane crash scene starting with This exchange:
-->''(bulb flashes to indicate empty fuel tank)''\\
'''Kowalski:''' Skipper, look!\\
'''Skipper:''' Analysis.\\
'''Kowalski:''' It looks like a small incandescent bulb, designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction.\\
'''Skipper:''' I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.\\
'''Kowalski:''' That too, sir.\\
'''Skipper:''' Right. Rico, manual.\\
''(Rico tosses him the manual... and then he promptly smashes the bulb with it and tosses it away.)''\\
'''Skipper:''' Problemo solved.\\
'''Kowalski:''' Sir, we may be out of fuel.\\
'''Skipper:''' What makes you think that?\\
'''Kowalski:''' We've lost engine one... ''and engine two is no longer on fire.''\\
'''Skipper''': (''covering hula doll's eyes'') Don't look, doll, this might get hairy. (''pulls up the intercom'') Attention! This is your captain speaking! I've got [[GoodNewsBadNews good news and bad news]]. The good news is, we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is we're ''crash-landing.'' (''plane takes a dive, everybody screams'') When it comes to air travel, [[CrossesTheLineTwice we know you have no choice whatsoever]], but thanks again for choosing Air Penguin.
** Julien is having a blast while the plane goes down.
-->'''Julien''': Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms like this!
** Then as it continues going down
-->'''Alex''': Looks like this is it, Marty! I just want you to know that you're truly a one-in-a-million friend!\\
'''Marty''': Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!\\
'''Alex''': I hope you won't mind when I tell you this!\\
'''Marty''': Tell me what?\\
'''Alex''': I broke your [=iPod=]!\\
'''Marty''': '''[[BigWHAT WHAT?!]]'''\\
'''Alex''': The buttons were so small! It made me mad!\\
'''Marty''': THE HORROR!!\\
'''Alex''': I'm sorry! I'll get you a new one!\\
'''Marty''': I'M GONNA KILL YOU, BUTT-BITER!!\\
'''Melman''': [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove I love you, Gloria! I always have!]]\\
(''[[HeavySleeper Gloria is sleeping]]. Alex and Marty stare at Melman.'')\\
'''Melman''': L-L-Like you love the beach or a good book... or the beach.
** They aren't even actually nose-diving.
-->'''Skipper''': My goodness, Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up. ''(After Rico pulls up)'' Gear down. ''(Kowalski lets gear down)'' Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're kissing your sister. ''(plane touches ground, the bottom tears off)'' I said, kiss it! ''(the plane keeps sliding)'' Now just a little break. Just a touch. Little whisper.
-->'''Mason''': ''(yelling over the wind at Phil)'' [[DissonantSerenity I believe that's checkmate!]]
-->'''Alex and co''': ''(screams of fear as the plane shoots off a cliff and plunges into the deep)''
-->'''Skipper''': Commerce emergency landing procedure. Flaps up!
-->'''Rico and Kowalski''': ''(Raise flippers)''
-->'''Skipper''': Deploy!
-->'''Rico and Kowalski''': ''(pull, opening parachutes)''
-->''Plane touches down slowly and smoothly, silent as a leaf''
** To top it off, then when the plane finally lands, ''only then'' do the oxygen masks deploy.
-->'''Skipper''': Kowalski, casualty report!
-->'''Kowalski''': Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.
-->'''Skipper''': That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys. Who says a penguin can't fly? ''(commence high fives)''
* This gag:
-->'''Skipper''': We should be up and running in, say, six to nine months.
-->'''Alex''': Sixty-nine months?!
-->'''Skipper''': No, six ''to'' nine months.
** And the second part:
-->'''Kowalski''': Skipper, we've all the parts we need but we're slightly behind schedule.
-->'''Skipper''': How slightly?
-->'''Kowalski''': Six to nine years.
-->'''Skipper''': Sixty-nine years?!
-->'''Kowalski''': No, six ''to'' nine years.
* Though it ends up getting PlayedForDrama, Moto Moto falls for Gloria because apparently she's the fattest hippo he's ever met.
** When he first sees Gloria, he's mostly submerged in the watering hole except for his eyes, and he makes some flirty eyes at her as Gloria's new friends squee in excitement. Moto Moto emerges from the water, soaking and like a fatter version of a hippo Terry Crews. He tears down or inadvertently runs over anything and ''anyone'' in his way, including some small mammals. Then there's their conversation:
-->'''Moto Moto''': Goodness girl, you huge!
-->'''Gloria''': Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?
-->'''Moto Moto''': (''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint actually turns around in surprise, before realizing what she means and chuckles]]'') Girl, you as quick as you are hefty.
-->'''Gloria''': So you're Moto Moto.
-->'''Moto Moto''': The name so nice, you say it twice.
-->'''Gloria''': I kinda like it, fatso.
-->'''Moto Moto''': I'll see you 'round girl. It won't be too hard, 'cause you so... ''plumpy''.
** Their date the next night is pretty much him singing and joking about their obesity. When Gloria decides to start prying a little deeper, Moto Moto makes an eloquent little speech that tries to come off as sophisticated but is really just silly. He also insists that his answers to her questions will always be "yes" - unless no is required.
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[[folder:''Europe's Most Wanted'']]
* The entire first twenty minutes of the movie, especially the Car Escape, is both awesome and hilarious and worth watching the movie for all on its own.
* Everyone looks on in horror as their van falls off a building with King Julien still inside... and a hopeful smile creeps onto Maurice's face.
** Becomes funnier as he comes back up with the penguins' chopper, and while Mort is delighted, Maurice's smile fades.
* During the chase scene as Dubois goes through several walls and tries to catch up to the animal plane
-->'''Julien''': Hey, this lady's really starting to freak me out! Fix it, Mort!" (''kicks Mort who lands on Dubois [[SquirrelsInMyPants and climbs inside her clothes, making her jiggle]]'').
* "[[LampshadeHanging Why can't we ever just make a normal landing?]]"
* The crash site is littered with banana peels. The officer's stand around it, reluctant to step into the cordoned off area until one decides to do it. It ends about as well as you expect.
-->'''Cop''': DON'T BE A HERO!
* Julien stealing ''the Pope's ring'' as an engagement ring for Sonya.
** And then immediately selling it to a motorcycle dealer. Sonya roars out of the shop, riding a brand new silver Ducati... right before the police aim their guns at the hapless motorcycle dealer.
* Skipper revealing he spent the last of their money on gold teeth so he can eat apples... only to find out that he doesn't really like them.
** On a related note, when he wants to buy an airbus made of solid gold, Kowalski points out that such a plane would fall from the sky. Skipper's response? "We'll be rich, Kowalski! The [[GravityIsAHarshMistress laws of physics]] [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney won't apply to us]]!"
* During Alex's RousingSpeech to Vitaly, the two get in a tussle that inadvertently results in them [[AnimalStereotypes batting around a ball of yarn]], before Vitaly grabs the yarn ball and stuffs it back into his suitcase.
* Marty's "Afro Circus" song may be annoying, but it's so ridiculous it just builds the laughter out of you.
** Chris Rock actually [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]] the song himself and they [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYs5Z-yQYuQ put it in!]]
-->'''Eric Darnell''': We came in with this idea that Marty would hum that classic circus tune while he danced around with a big wig on his head. And Chris came up with this song that is just...''amazing!''
--->''(Cue a split screen of showing Chris Rock in the recording booth singing "Afro Circus")''.
-->'''Eric Darnell''': And that's the kinda thing you'll only get by bringing someone like Chris Rock in.
*** Granted, the melody isn't his (it's from Julius Fucik's "Entry of the Gladiators") but still hilarious.
* As Alex and Gia practice his made-up trapeze act, she follows every move he makes, which includes flying face-first into a pole. And catching onto the platform with their teeth.
* When Julien brings the news that the other Zoosters have been captured by [=DuBois=], Gia wants to rescue them because "circus folk stick together". The horses remind them all that the Zoosters lied to them, that they aren't really circus folk and don't belong. Vitaly's response is a hilarious literal GettingCrapPastTheRadar that is also heartwarming and awesome:
-->'''Vitaly''': That's ''[[FunWithForeignLanguages Bolshevik]]''!
* There's just something about the Phil[=/=]Mason "King of Versailles" TotemPoleTrench getting a little ''too into'' the keyboards and keytar, like a cross between Elton John and the musical ''Theatre/{{Amadeus}}''.
** The fact that the chimps used that kind of flamboyant getup for their disguise ''[[CloudCuckooLander for no good reason]]''.
* [=DuBois=] arrives to take Alex. The penguins take care of her and her cronies in ''less than 20 seconds''!
-->'''Skipper:''' Incoming! ''(smacks [=DuBois=] in the face with a [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill 100 kilo sack]])''\\
''(she falls in the fully charged cannon; they tie her up with they already knocked-out guys)''\\
'''Skipper:''' ''(as Rico lights a match)'' Outgoing!\\
'''[=DuBois=]:''' Wait! ''(blam!)''
* The penguins after the ThirdActMisunderstanding, quietly creep away, pretending they didn't know the Zoosters weren't circus and had lied to them too.
** Made even funnier that it's ''Skipper'' who chastising them "[[HypocriticalHumor I can't believe you lied to]] [[ImplausibleDeniability all us circus folk]]!"
* Julien referring to Sonya as 'his hairy queen' was absolutely hilarious. As is most of his dialogue.
* The scene where Julien, Maurice and Mort go into Sonya's train car and meet her for the first time. Cue creepy "na na na" music in the voice of a child. The effect is reasonably creepy [[MoodWhiplash until the camera pans to Mort, showing that he was the one singing it]].
-->'''Julien''': Mort! Stop it!\\
'''Mort''': (''giggles'')
* This bit:
--> '''[=DuBois=]:''' When in Rome... VIVE LA FRANCE!
--> (''steals a police motorcycle... which is chained to other motorbikes, dragging them along'')
** Then the officers pull the chain, causing Dubois to sail into a fountain with Julien and Sonya nearby. As the the oblivious lemur and bear leave, Dubois readies her tranquilizer gun at them, only to have a police cuff her wrist.
-->'''Cop #1''': You're in a ''big'' trouble-- (''Dubois shoots a dart at him, sending him to the ground'')\\
'''Cop #2''': Now you're ''really'' in a big troub-- (''[=DuBois=] shoots him, sending him to the ground'')\\
'''Cop #3''' Now you're really ''really'' in a big troub-- (''[[RuleOfThree Dubois shoots him, sending him to the ground]]'')\\
'''Cop #4''': I'm new! (''[=DuBois=] tries to shoot him, but her gun is empty; she growls'')
* Also this:
--> '''Skipper:''' I hope you know what you're doing. You're risking Private's community college fund.
--> '''Private:''' (coloring a book) I'll never be President!
* It's a fairly minor one, but Alex and Marty argue over who should be the leader of their group early on in the film. This issue comes and goes up until they meet Vitaly for the first time and he threateningly demands to speak to their leader. Cue Marty using an exaggerated gesture to point to Alex as their leader. Alex's eye-roll is understandably funny.
* "Initiate warp drive!"
* The circus dogs. One particular moment:
--> '''Alex:''' Circus is in here.
--> (points to one dog's heart, and he looks inside his dress; another dog looks in there)
--> '''Franky:''' How come Freddie gets all the circus?
--> (Freddie punches Franky square in the face)
* The Music Train scene has the penguins operating the train, which includes Kowalski jumping on Private who's holding up the bellows.
* After the animals arrived at Europe through scuba diving, Melman says something behind his diving mask, which sounds like blabbering. But it turns out that he just had something to say. Same with Alex. Then Marty says some blabbering behind his diving mask, but when he takes it off, he really ''was'' blabbering!
* The penguins pillow-fighting in the Monaco hotel:
-->'''Skipper''': You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!
--> (''Rico jumps from behind and hits Skipper with a pillow that went through him, sending feathers flying everywhere'')
-->'''Skipper''' [''horrified'']: Chimichanga! These pillows are filled with ''baby birds!''
** And behind him on the wall someone wrote "Penguins Rool, Chimps Drool".
* During the Rome disaster, one of the kids in the audience starts pelting an elephant with spitballs, causing the elephant to lose his balance and topple toward the kid. No prize for guessing [[AssShove where the kid ends up.]]
-->'''Skipper''': Well, [[CrossesTheLineTwice that was worth the price of admission.]]
* Near the end, when the Zoosters finally reach the Central Park Zoo gates, after the long TearJerker moment and a RousingSpeech from Alex, [[spoiler:they get hit with [=DuBois'=] tranquilizers]]. Their reactions are hilarious!
-->'''Alex''': Feel my fur. It's so ''soft''.
-->'''Gloria''': It ''is'' soft!
-->'''Melman''': Is my neck getting longer?
-->'''Marty''': I'm like a candy cane in a black-and-white movie!
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3rd Mar '17 6:24:51 PM NightShade96
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** This exchange:



--->'''Julien:''' ''[[GreenEyedMonster King?!]]''

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--->'''Julien:''' (''throws a pineapple at Maurice, who goes rolling with it'') ''[[GreenEyedMonster King?!]]''King?!]]''
** Later, during Alex's performance, Julien asks Maurice if his crown is on his head.



-->(beat)

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-->(beat)-->({{beat}})



-->'''Alex''': Lady! What is ''wrong'' with you?! ''(gets whacked again)'' Ow! Get a ''grip'' on yourself, people!\\

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-->'''Alex''': Lady! What is ''wrong'' with you?! ''(gets whacked again)'' Ow! Get a ''grip'' on yourself, yourselves, people!\\
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** When Julien reassures Alex that there are people on the island, Alex is [[TemptingFate relieved]]... until this happens:
-->'''Julien:''' They're up there.\\
(AnswerCut to a skeleton hanging from a tree)\\
'''Julien:''' ''(nonchalantly, while the group looks horrified)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.]]\\
'''Alex:''' ''(still unnerved)'' Oh, wow. So, do you have any ''live'' people?



-->'''Spider:''' [''cheerfully''] Well, howdy-do!
-->[''Alex starts screaming his head off'']
* I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Center. [Phil signs frantically] Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!
** "If you have poo, fling it ''now.''"

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-->'''Spider:''' [''cheerfully''] Well, howdy-do!
-->[''Alex
howdy-do!\\
[''Alex
starts screaming his head off'']
off'']\\
[''the fossa run away in terror, thinking he's about to attack them'']
* I "I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Center. [Phil signs frantically] Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!
him!"
** "If you have any poo, fling it ''now.''"



** Also when Marty, Gloria and Melman are trekking through the jungles, they see some pretty scary creatures. They suddenly come across a cute little duckling, and after seeing two other small critters eaten horribly, quickly grab it and rush it over to a pond. They sigh with relief knowing they saved the duckling...only for it to be eaten by a large crocodile a second later. All three are visibly traumatized.

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** Also when A great bit of BlackComedy: When Marty, Gloria and Melman are trekking through the jungles, they see some pretty scary creatures. They suddenly come across a cute little duckling, and after seeing two other small critters eaten horribly, quickly grab it and rush it over to a pond. They sigh with relief knowing they saved the duckling... only for it to be eaten by a large crocodile a second later. All three are visibly traumatized.



-->'''Alex''': "Lady! What is ''wrong'' with you?! ''(gets whacked again)'' Ow! Get a ''grip'' on yourself!\\

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-->'''Alex''': "Lady! Lady! What is ''wrong'' with you?! ''(gets whacked again)'' Ow! Get a ''grip'' on yourself!\\yourself, people!\\



** Then when surrounded by the police and animal control Nana ''somehow'' walks right past the officers and ''[[GroinAttack kicks Alex in the crotch]]'', before being promptly dragged away by the police.
--->'''Alex''': ''(highest pitched voice imaginable)'' Oh! Would you give a guy a break?!
* Alex must have some ''really'' [[TheChewToy bad luck]] in the wild. First a tree branch smacks him in the face, and he holds his nose in pain. Then he stubs his right foot on a rock, and as he hops in pain, he ''hops right on a thorn patch''! Then he gets tangled in a cobweb. Finally a coconut tree falls on him.

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** Then Then, when the animals are surrounded by the police and animal control control, Nana ''somehow'' walks right past the officers and ''[[GroinAttack kicks Alex in the crotch]]'', crotch again]]'', before being promptly dragged away by the police.
--->'''Alex''': ''(highest ''([[InstantSoprano highest pitched voice imaginable)'' imaginable]])'' Oh! Would you give a guy a break?!
* Alex must have some ''really'' [[TheChewToy bad luck]] in the wild. First a tree branch smacks him in the face, and he holds his nose in pain. Then he stubs his right foot on a rock, and as he hops in pain, he ''hops right on a thorn patch''! Then he gets tangled in a cobweb. Finally Finally, a coconut tree falls on him.
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'''Gloria''': JUMP! Alex, jump! [''Alex does so''] Don't worry! Cat's always land on their-- [''Alex lands flat on his face''] ''FACE?!'' Man, what kinda cat are you?

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'''Gloria''': JUMP! Alex, jump! [''Alex does so''] Don't worry! Cat's Cats always land on their-- [''Alex lands flat on his face''] ''FACE?!'' Man, what kinda cat are you?


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** Soon afterwards, Alex threatens to kill Marty, clone him, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs kill his clones]] and then [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking never speak to him again]].
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