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* The Christmas-themed [[Franchise/Saw]] parody:
--> '''Bobby''' I just want to go home...
--> '''Jigsaw:''' Are you saying I '''kiss''' you off?
--> '''Bobby''' I just want to leave...
--> '''Jigsaw:''' Do you want your mom to give you a hug and '''kiss'''?
--> '''Bobby:''' Why do you keep saying-
--> '''Jigsaw:''' Just go to the mistletoe, jackass!
--> '''Bobby''' I just want to go home...
--> '''Jigsaw:''' Are you saying I '''kiss''' you off?
--> '''Bobby''' I just want to leave...
--> '''Jigsaw:''' Do you want your mom to give you a hug and '''kiss'''?
--> '''Bobby:''' Why do you keep saying-
--> '''Jigsaw:''' Just go to the mistletoe, jackass!
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* ''[[Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary There's Something About]]'' ''[[Creator/BillClinton Monica]]''
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** This exchange, with Spears perfectly imitating Wesley Snipes' angry growl:
-->"Ah, Blade! Where's your 'Carl' friend?"
-->"He's out gettin' ''[[TrademarkFavoriteFood french fries!]]''"
-->"Ah, Blade! Where's your 'Carl' friend?"
-->"He's out gettin' ''[[TrademarkFavoriteFood french fries!]]''"
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* In the middle of "C.R.A.P.", about bad summer movies and sequels and the show's parody of Music/FiftyCent's "P.I.M.P.," "50 Cent" delivers a spoken rant about the sorry state of affairs in movies these days.
-->'''"50 Cent"''': I mean seriously, whatever happened to strong characters, believable dialogue and following a 3 act story arc? Damn!
-->'''"50 Cent"''': I mean seriously, whatever happened to strong characters, believable dialogue and following a 3 act story arc? Damn!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUXVRU_neM O.J. Simpson: The Interview: Bloopers, Blunders, & Boners]].
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* [[http://www."[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUXVRU_neM O.J. Simpson: The Interview: Bloopers, Blunders, & Boners]]."
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less violent less-violent alternate takes, and offensive language has been redubbed).
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* [[http://youtu.be/q1v52f1TrWg John Madden with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper]]
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* [[http://youtu.be/q1v52f1TrWg John Madden with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper]]Popper]].
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** Hell, make it Kenny Rogers' ''anything.''
* Their fake commercial for Scrabble, starring Bill Cosby, Little Richard, Evander Holyfield and Don King -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4KUlcamOc all played by Aries Spears]].
* Similarly, Creator/BillCosby's (played by Orlando Jones) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemIXkoa_Zs attempt at lampooning]] ModernMinstrelsy with "The New [[Series/TheCosbyShow Cosby Show]]"... only to [[SpringtimeForHitler have it be a critical and popular hit]] and get picked up [[GoneHorriblyRight for 8 more seasons]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]], the funniest "Teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''Film/FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et63XsMZJas This parody of The Calling's "Where You Will Be" music video]], featuring Taran Killam in his pre-''SNL'' days as the lead singer of The Calling (Alex Band), Will Sasso as Scott Stapp from Creed, Michael [=McDonald=] as Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam [[spoiler: and a surprise appearance by Aries Spears as Ray Charles]].
* Their fake commercial for Scrabble, starring Bill Cosby, Little Richard, Evander Holyfield and Don King -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4KUlcamOc all played by Aries Spears]].
* Similarly, Creator/BillCosby's (played by Orlando Jones) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemIXkoa_Zs attempt at lampooning]] ModernMinstrelsy with "The New [[Series/TheCosbyShow Cosby Show]]"... only to [[SpringtimeForHitler have it be a critical and popular hit]] and get picked up [[GoneHorriblyRight for 8 more seasons]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]], the funniest "Teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''Film/FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et63XsMZJas This parody of The Calling's "Where You Will Be" music video]], featuring Taran Killam in his pre-''SNL'' days as the lead singer of The Calling (Alex Band), Will Sasso as Scott Stapp from Creed, Michael [=McDonald=] as Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam [[spoiler: and a surprise appearance by Aries Spears as Ray Charles]].
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** Hell, make it Kenny Rogers' ''anything.''
''anything''.
* Their fake commercial for Scrabble, starringBill Cosby, Little Richard, Creator/BillCosby, Music/LittleRichard, Evander Holyfield and Don King -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4KUlcamOc all played by Aries Spears]].
* Similarly, Creator/BillCosby's (played byOrlando Jones) Creator/OrlandoJones) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemIXkoa_Zs attempt at lampooning]] ModernMinstrelsy with "The New [[Series/TheCosbyShow Cosby Show]]"... only to [[SpringtimeForHitler have it be a critical and popular hit]] and get picked up [[GoneHorriblyRight for 8 more seasons]].
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]]," the funniest "teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''Film/FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]], the funniest "Teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''Film/FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et63XsMZJas This parody of The Calling's "Where You Will Be" music video]], featuring Taran Killam in his pre-''SNL'' days as the lead singer of The Calling (Alex Band), Will Sasso as Scott Stapp from Creed, Music/{{Creed}}, Michael [=McDonald=] as Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam [[spoiler: and Music/PearlJam [[spoiler:and a surprise appearance by Aries Spears as Ray Charles]].Music/RayCharles]].
* Their fake commercial for Scrabble, starring
* Similarly, Creator/BillCosby's (played by
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]]," the funniest "teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''Film/FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
* [[http://www.youtube.
* [[http://www.youtube.
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* The Son of Dolemite Meets Blackbelt Jones
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* The skit where Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger (played ''hilariously'' by Will Sasso) gives viewers a sneak peek at his new movie ''Stolen Identity 3'' (so named because "sequels make millions of dollars at the box office!"). The movie itself is pretty much a parody of just about every movie Arnie's ever done (specifically ''Film/The6thDay'', ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'', ''Film/EndOfDays'', and even ''Film/{{Junior}}'').
** One of the best bits is when Arnold's character meets two of his clones, one of whom is dressed exactly like the Terminator and says he (Arnold's character) must die because he knows the secret, then asks "Which one are you?" Cue confused grunting and gibberish from all three characters.
* "Arnold's Bedtime," which has Arnold and Maria Shriver in bed going over a script and Maria complaining to Arnold about how he's getting too old to be in action movies. Arnold isn't amused.
** And the part where Maria [[DestinationDefenestration throws Arnold out the window]] after he calls her "Franken-head."
** One of the best bits is when Arnold's character meets two of his clones, one of whom is dressed exactly like the Terminator and says he (Arnold's character) must die because he knows the secret, then asks "Which one are you?" Cue confused grunting and gibberish from all three characters.
* "Arnold's Bedtime," which has Arnold and Maria Shriver in bed going over a script and Maria complaining to Arnold about how he's getting too old to be in action movies. Arnold isn't amused.
** And the part where Maria [[DestinationDefenestration throws Arnold out the window]] after he calls her "Franken-head."
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* The skit where Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger (played ''hilariously'' by Will (Will Sasso) gives viewers a sneak peek at his new movie ''Stolen Identity 3'' (so named because "sequels make millions of dollars at the box office!"). The movie itself is pretty much a parody of just about every movie Arnie's ever done (specifically ''Film/The6thDay'', ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'', ''Film/EndOfDays'', and even ''Film/{{Junior}}'').
**One of the best bits is when Arnold's character meets two of his clones, one of whom is dressed exactly like the Terminator and says he (Arnold's character) must die because he knows the secret, then asks "Which one are you?" Cue confused grunting and gibberish from all three characters.
* "Arnold's Bedtime," which has Arnold and Maria Shriver in bed going overa the script for his latest movie ''The Devil's Clone'' and Maria complaining to Arnold about how he's getting too old to be in action movies. Arnold isn't amused.
**And the part where The skit ends with Maria [[DestinationDefenestration throws throwing Arnold out the window]] after he calls her "Franken-head."Franken-head" and he calls for her to call Dr. Brady because "I can my penis on the roof of the Humvee."
**
* "Arnold's Bedtime," which has Arnold and Maria Shriver in bed going over
**
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** There's even a clip of Creator/PhilLaMarr (who played [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Marvin]] in ''Film/PulpFiction'') cowering against a wall and shouting "[[ActorAllusion NOT AGAIN]]!"
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** There's even a clip of Creator/PhilLaMarr (who played [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Marvin]] in the original ''Film/PulpFiction'') cowering against a wall and shouting "[[ActorAllusion NOT AGAIN]]!"
** This exchange:
--->What happened to Louie Anderson?
--->He, uh, had a swimming lesson.
** When Tony is asked what he does for a living and he lies "Waste management," Junior yells "Bullshit!" Tony admonishes his son, and the host backs Tony up, saying "That's right, Anthony Jr., you respect your bleep-ing father!"
** "That's how we're gonna play today, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
** Tony's mother ranting about how horribly she's been treated as the timer counts down. Topped off with Tony screaming "MOM, SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP AND ANSWER THE (BLEEP)ING QUESTION!"
*** Tony then fires a gun at the board, revealing the correct answer and winning the game.
--->What happened to Louie Anderson?
--->He, uh, had a swimming lesson.
** When Tony is asked what he does for a living and he lies "Waste management," Junior yells "Bullshit!" Tony admonishes his son, and the host backs Tony up, saying "That's right, Anthony Jr., you respect your bleep-ing father!"
** "That's how we're gonna play today, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
** Tony's mother ranting about how horribly she's been treated as the timer counts down. Topped off with Tony screaming "MOM, SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP AND ANSWER THE (BLEEP)ING QUESTION!"
*** Tony then fires a gun at the board, revealing the correct answer and winning the game.
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* Creator/HowardStern on ''Talkin' America''. The sketch ends with one of the hosts (played by Aries Spears) running off-camera after Howard, followed by the sounds of him beating the shit out of him.
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* Creator/HowardStern makes an appearance on ''Talkin' America''. America'' and generally makes offensive comments. The sketch ends with one of the hosts (played by Aries Spears) running off-camera after Howard, Howard after the King of All Media makes an insulting remark, followed by the sounds of him beating the shit out of him.him.
** Rui (Will Sasso) confusing "King of All Media" for "King of Armenia."
** Rui (Will Sasso) confusing "King of All Media" for "King of Armenia."
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* The Creator/KeanuReeves School of Acting
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* The "The Creator/KeanuReeves School of ActingActing"
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* ''Blades'': Film/{{Blade}} (Aries Spears) and [[Film/SlingBlade Karl Childers]] (Pat Kilbane) team up to take on Creator/ChristopherWalken (Andrew Bowen) as Deacon Walken.
** Deacon Walken's take on the infamous "gold watch" speech from ''Film/PulpFiction'', only instead of a gold watch, it's a cake. With a lit candle.
** After a protracted fight between Deacon and Blade and Deacon has Blade at his mercy, Karl takes down Deacon with one blow. Deacon's dull reaction ("Ow") is priceless.
** Deacon Walken's take on the infamous "gold watch" speech from ''Film/PulpFiction'', only instead of a gold watch, it's a cake. With a lit candle.
** After a protracted fight between Deacon and Blade and Deacon has Blade at his mercy, Karl takes down Deacon with one blow. Deacon's dull reaction ("Ow") is priceless.
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* Series/TheSopranos on ''FamilyFeud''
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* Series/TheSopranos on ''FamilyFeud''''Series/FamilyFeud''
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* ''One True Impact'' with Creator/StevenSeagal and Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme. A gripping dramatic about two brothers coming to terms with the death of their father. DullSurprise and WhatTheHellCastingAgency doesn't ''begin'' to describe it.
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* ''One True Impact'' with Creator/StevenSeagal and Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme. A gripping dramatic drama about two brothers coming to terms with the death of their father. DullSurprise and WhatTheHellCastingAgency doesn't ''begin'' to describe it.
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* ''One True Impact'' with Creator/StevenSeagal and Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme.
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* ''One True Impact'' with Creator/StevenSeagal and Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme. A gripping dramatic about two brothers coming to terms with the death of their father. DullSurprise and WhatTheHellCastingAgency doesn't ''begin'' to describe it.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as BikiniBar scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less violent alternate takes, and offensive language has been redubbed).
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as BikiniBar FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less violent alternate takes, and offensive language has been redubbed).
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* The alternate ending to ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', where Dorothy flips and lashes out at Glinda after discovering she could have gone home the whole time.
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* The alternate ending to ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', where Dorothy flips and lashes out at Glinda after discovering she [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot could have gone home the whole time.]]
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* The alternate ending to ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', where Dorothy flips and lashes out at Glinda after discovering she could have gone home the whole time.
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* The Sesame Street sketch involving the bird flu. Big Bird ends up spreading the bird flu across the block and ends up killing many different Muppets, including Elmo. At the end Gordon douses him with gasoline and then sets him on fire.
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* ''[[TheresSomethingAboutMary There's Something About]]'' ''[[Creator/BillClinton Monica]]''
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* ''[[TheresSomethingAboutMary ''[[Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary There's Something About]]'' ''[[Creator/BillClinton Monica]]''
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* Similarly, Creator/BillCosby's (played by Orlando Jones) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemIXkoa_Zs attempt at lampooning]] ModernMinstrelsy with "The New [[TheCosbyShow Cosby Show]]"... only to [[SpringtimeForHitler have it be a critical and popular hit]] and get picked up [[GoneHorriblyRight for 8 more seasons]].
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* Similarly, Creator/BillCosby's (played by Orlando Jones) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemIXkoa_Zs attempt at lampooning]] ModernMinstrelsy with "The New [[TheCosbyShow [[Series/TheCosbyShow Cosby Show]]"... only to [[SpringtimeForHitler have it be a critical and popular hit]] and get picked up [[GoneHorriblyRight for 8 more seasons]].
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb3tZU8vsk This sketch]] about two guys (Ike Barinholtz and Josh Meyers) who question their sexuality while watching football. Doubly funny when you realize Josh's older brother [[SethMeyers Seth]] did something similar on ''SNL'' with Bill Hader's Stefon character, and, unlike this sketch, it was a recurring bit on Weekend Update and it had a happier, yet more bizarre ending.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb3tZU8vsk This sketch]] about two guys (Ike Barinholtz and Josh Meyers) who question their sexuality while watching football. Doubly funny when you realize Josh's older brother [[SethMeyers [[Creator/SethMeyers Seth]] did something similar on ''SNL'' with Bill Hader's Stefon character, and, unlike this sketch, it was a recurring bit on Weekend Update and it had a happier, yet more bizarre ending.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]], the funniest "Teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]], the funniest "Teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''FreedomWriters'' ''Film/FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
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** Spock's "man on the street" segment, in which Kirk keeps telling him to say "I am
Spock" to a random guy and laughs uproariously each time he does.
Spock" to a random guy and laughs uproariously each time he does.
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** Spock's "man on the street" segment, in which Kirk keeps telling him to say "I am
am Spock" to a random guy and laughs uproariously each time he does.
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** Spock's "man on the street" segment, in which Kirk keeps telling him to say "I am Spock" to a random guy and laughs uproariously each time he does.
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** Spock's "man on the street" segment, in which Kirk keeps telling him to say "I am am
Spock" to a random guy and laughs uproariously each time hedoes.does.
* Pretty much any of the "Lowered Expectations" sketches, but especially the one with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atfDg4fLcks Rick]].
Spock" to a random guy and laughs uproariously each time he
* Pretty much any of the "Lowered Expectations" sketches, but especially the one with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atfDg4fLcks Rick]].
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Xbnh1vILE Their parody of the Ashlee Simpson lip-syncing incident]] (which happened on their rival show, ''SaturdayNightLive'')
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Xbnh1vILE Their parody of the Ashlee Simpson lip-syncing incident]] (which happened on their rival show, ''SaturdayNightLive'')''Series/SaturdayNightLive'')
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** There's even a clip of Creator/PhilLaMarr (who played [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Marvin]] in ''Film/PulpFiction'') cowering against a wall and shouting "NOT AGAIN!"
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** There's even a clip of Creator/PhilLaMarr (who played [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Marvin]] in ''Film/PulpFiction'') cowering against a wall and shouting "NOT AGAIN!""[[ActorAllusion NOT AGAIN]]!"
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* "Scared Straight Anywhere," which ends with the two hardened criminals (played by Will Sasso and Creator/PhilLaMarr) harassing Creator/SeanConnery (Pat Kilbane) on a movie set.
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* "Scared Straight Anywhere," which ends with the two hardened criminals (played by Will Sasso and Creator/PhilLaMarr) Aries Spears) harassing Creator/SeanConnery (Pat Kilbane) on a movie set.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnq7N6X4x84 The skit where The Terminator is sent back in time in order to protect]] [[spoiler: Jesus]]. Yes, it is as absurd as it sounds.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnq7N6X4x84 The skit where The Terminator is sent back in time in order to protect]] [[spoiler: Jesus]]. [[spoiler:{{Jesus}}]]. Yes, it is as absurd as it sounds.sounds.
** The Terminator asking [[spoiler:Jesus]] "What are you, a glutton for punishment?" after [[spoiler:Jesus]] tells him off for killing the soldiers coming to arrest him.
** The exchange between [[spoiler:Jesus]] and the Terminator about how the latter shouldn't go around killing people, ending with [[spoiler:Jesus]] looking upwards to {{Heaven}} and asking {{God}} to forgive the Terminator because "he is a robot from the future." A clueless Terminator then looks upward himself.
** The Terminator shooting Judas each time [[spoiler:Jesus]] resurrects him, and [[spoiler:Jesus]] getting fed up with his actions. The whole thing ends with the Terminator tricking everyone into thinking Pontius Pilate is coming before shooting Judas yet again, and [[spoiler:Jesus]] stalks towards him, angrily demanding he "Gimme that gun!"
** The final scene has the Terminator saying "Don't worry, he'll be back" and then asking a weeping woman "What?"
* ''The Kirk and Spock Variety Hour''
** The June Taylor Tribble Dancers, who do their thing to a variation of the famous fight scene music from "Amok Time."
** Phyllis Diller going "Beam me out of here, Scotty. This show sucks!"
** All the times Kirk sings. At one point, he's accompanied by Spock doing slow dance moves.
** A [[ShowWithinAShow skit within the skit]] has Spock dressed up as a little boy in a sailor costume and complaining to Kirk, playing a salesman, about his "defective lollipop." When Kirk tells him he can't take the lollipop back, [[BadBadActing Spock proceeds to go "Wah, wah, wah" in his usual stoic manner]].
*** Then, Sammy Davis, Jr. shows up, playing Spock's father ("Who upset my groovy Vulcan kid?").
** Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, and Creator/PhilLaMarr {{corpsing}} after Phil, as Sammy, says, about Spock's lollipop, "That's a bigger bite than my agent takes!" It takes them a few moments to regain their composure.
* "Scared Straight Anywhere," which ends with the two hardened criminals (played by Will Sasso and Creator/PhilLaMarr) harassing Creator/SeanConnery (Pat Kilbane) on a movie set.
-->'''Criminal''': Say your name is "Tiffany!"
-->'''Sean Connery''': No, it's Sean Connery!
-->'''Criminal''': (''grabs Connery's script and throws it to the ground'') Man, do you know I will RAPE YOU?!
-->'''Sean Connery''': (''{{beat}}'') My name is Tiffany.
* ''GI Jackson''. Music/MichaelJackson joins the Navy [=SEALs=], and Creator/SeanConnery (Pat Kilbane) plays a DrillSergeantNasty who, on orders of Janet Reno (Alex Borstein), makes live hell for Jackson.
* ''Creator/DennisMiller: Police Negotiator'', in which the eponymous character has to talk down a suicidal man.
** Miller's rant after the jumper says he doesn't have time for his actions:
--->'''Dennis Miller''': Ah-ha-ha-ha! You think you got it tough, Chachi? I'm trying to stuff my self-esteem into a cerebral safety deposit box so I can go out and hawk M&Ms, Pepsi, and Victoria's Secret panties! Plus I gotta talk you down off the top of some edifice obviously designed by a graduate of the Creator/TexAvery School of Architecture, while being second-guessed by Literature/NancyDrew and [[Film/{{Shaft}} John Shaft]]! Still, you don't see me punching the ecclesiastical time clock!
** Followed by this speech [[spoiler:which [[NiceJobBreakingItHero ends up sending not only the jumper, but the three police officers trying to help, over the edge]]]]:
--->'''Dennis Miller''': Let me just say to the rest of you out there assembled like a bunch of ''[[Film/AClockworkOrange Clockwork Orange]]'' droogs--take a fiver. Pull your (''bleep'') together. Life can be one tough game of roller-ball, cubby, and every Boy Scout isn't gonna make it to the final jamboree. So you gotta hang on, sloopy. You gotta grab your bootstraps. You gotta yank yourself up. And if you can't manage that Ferrigno-like clean-and-jerk, then frankly, you have to kill yourself.
** Topped by Miller's completely perplexed expression and this line:
--->'''Dennis Miller''': Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong!
* ''The Captain Kirk Show''
** Spock's response to Martha Stewart saying he was touching her head before she came out onto the stage: "I was merely attempting to conduct the pre-interview."
** After Spock is beamed out, Martha asks Kirk "How did you beam Creator/LeonardNimoy out of your studio?", to which Kirk replies "His name is 'Spock,' Martha. Come on, get with the program."
** Spock's "man on the street" segment, in which Kirk tells him to say "I am Spock" to a random guy and laughs uproariously.
** The Terminator asking [[spoiler:Jesus]] "What are you, a glutton for punishment?" after [[spoiler:Jesus]] tells him off for killing the soldiers coming to arrest him.
** The exchange between [[spoiler:Jesus]] and the Terminator about how the latter shouldn't go around killing people, ending with [[spoiler:Jesus]] looking upwards to {{Heaven}} and asking {{God}} to forgive the Terminator because "he is a robot from the future." A clueless Terminator then looks upward himself.
** The Terminator shooting Judas each time [[spoiler:Jesus]] resurrects him, and [[spoiler:Jesus]] getting fed up with his actions. The whole thing ends with the Terminator tricking everyone into thinking Pontius Pilate is coming before shooting Judas yet again, and [[spoiler:Jesus]] stalks towards him, angrily demanding he "Gimme that gun!"
** The final scene has the Terminator saying "Don't worry, he'll be back" and then asking a weeping woman "What?"
* ''The Kirk and Spock Variety Hour''
** The June Taylor Tribble Dancers, who do their thing to a variation of the famous fight scene music from "Amok Time."
** Phyllis Diller going "Beam me out of here, Scotty. This show sucks!"
** All the times Kirk sings. At one point, he's accompanied by Spock doing slow dance moves.
** A [[ShowWithinAShow skit within the skit]] has Spock dressed up as a little boy in a sailor costume and complaining to Kirk, playing a salesman, about his "defective lollipop." When Kirk tells him he can't take the lollipop back, [[BadBadActing Spock proceeds to go "Wah, wah, wah" in his usual stoic manner]].
*** Then, Sammy Davis, Jr. shows up, playing Spock's father ("Who upset my groovy Vulcan kid?").
** Will Sasso, Pat Kilbane, and Creator/PhilLaMarr {{corpsing}} after Phil, as Sammy, says, about Spock's lollipop, "That's a bigger bite than my agent takes!" It takes them a few moments to regain their composure.
* "Scared Straight Anywhere," which ends with the two hardened criminals (played by Will Sasso and Creator/PhilLaMarr) harassing Creator/SeanConnery (Pat Kilbane) on a movie set.
-->'''Criminal''': Say your name is "Tiffany!"
-->'''Sean Connery''': No, it's Sean Connery!
-->'''Criminal''': (''grabs Connery's script and throws it to the ground'') Man, do you know I will RAPE YOU?!
-->'''Sean Connery''': (''{{beat}}'') My name is Tiffany.
* ''GI Jackson''. Music/MichaelJackson joins the Navy [=SEALs=], and Creator/SeanConnery (Pat Kilbane) plays a DrillSergeantNasty who, on orders of Janet Reno (Alex Borstein), makes live hell for Jackson.
* ''Creator/DennisMiller: Police Negotiator'', in which the eponymous character has to talk down a suicidal man.
** Miller's rant after the jumper says he doesn't have time for his actions:
--->'''Dennis Miller''': Ah-ha-ha-ha! You think you got it tough, Chachi? I'm trying to stuff my self-esteem into a cerebral safety deposit box so I can go out and hawk M&Ms, Pepsi, and Victoria's Secret panties! Plus I gotta talk you down off the top of some edifice obviously designed by a graduate of the Creator/TexAvery School of Architecture, while being second-guessed by Literature/NancyDrew and [[Film/{{Shaft}} John Shaft]]! Still, you don't see me punching the ecclesiastical time clock!
** Followed by this speech [[spoiler:which [[NiceJobBreakingItHero ends up sending not only the jumper, but the three police officers trying to help, over the edge]]]]:
--->'''Dennis Miller''': Let me just say to the rest of you out there assembled like a bunch of ''[[Film/AClockworkOrange Clockwork Orange]]'' droogs--take a fiver. Pull your (''bleep'') together. Life can be one tough game of roller-ball, cubby, and every Boy Scout isn't gonna make it to the final jamboree. So you gotta hang on, sloopy. You gotta grab your bootstraps. You gotta yank yourself up. And if you can't manage that Ferrigno-like clean-and-jerk, then frankly, you have to kill yourself.
** Topped by Miller's completely perplexed expression and this line:
--->'''Dennis Miller''': Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong!
* ''The Captain Kirk Show''
** Spock's response to Martha Stewart saying he was touching her head before she came out onto the stage: "I was merely attempting to conduct the pre-interview."
** After Spock is beamed out, Martha asks Kirk "How did you beam Creator/LeonardNimoy out of your studio?", to which Kirk replies "His name is 'Spock,' Martha. Come on, get with the program."
** Spock's "man on the street" segment, in which Kirk tells him to say "I am Spock" to a random guy and laughs uproariously.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnq7N6X4x84 The skit where The Terminator is sent back in time in order to protect]] [[spoiler: Jesus]]. Yes, it is as absurd as it sounds.
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** There's even a clip of Creator/PhilLaMarr (who had a minor role in ''Film/PulpFiction'') cowering against a wall and shouting "NOT AGAIN!"
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* ''Swan: The Movie''Movie'', with Creator/DennisHopper playing the inspector who questions Miss Swan (played in the movie by Creator/SusanSarandon), whose moronic answer ("He look-a like-a man") drives him up the wall.
** AND then the actual Miss Swan enters the shoot, and Hopper screams "GET OUT OF THE SHOT, LADY!"
** AND then the actual Miss Swan enters the shoot, and Hopper screams "GET OUT OF THE SHOT, LADY!"
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** The ''Film/LiarLiar'' parody where Chelsea Clinton wishes her father would tell the truth, which, as a politician, can be very dangerous.
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** The ending of the sketch has [[spoiler:Hillary Clinton, acting like a violent dog, biting Bill's crotch and, moments after that, she leaps at Bill, who ducks out the way, causing Hillary to go flying out the window much like in the original movie]].
* The ''Film/LiarLiar'' parody where Chelsea Clinton wishes her father would tell thetruth, truth which, as a politician, can be very dangerous.
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* Creator/HowardStern on ''Talkin' America''. The sketch ends with one of the hosts (played by Aries Spears) running off-camera after Howard, followed by the sounds of him beating the crap out of him.
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* Creator/HowardStern on ''Talkin' America''. The sketch ends with one of the hosts (played by Aries Spears) running off-camera after Howard, followed by the sounds of him beating the crap shit out of him.
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* Creator/JackNicholson (Pat Kilbane), Creator/StevenSeagal (Will Sasso), and Prince (Creator/PhilLaMarr) having a pajama party, and getting interrupted by Creator/EddieMurphy (Aries Spears).
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* Creator/JackNicholson (Pat Kilbane), Creator/StevenSeagal (Will Sasso), and Prince Music/{{Prince}} (Creator/PhilLaMarr) having a pajama party, and getting interrupted by Creator/EddieMurphy (Aries Spears).
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* Mexican ''[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]''. All of the actors speak Spanish.
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* Mexican ''[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]''. All of the actors speak Spanish.
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* A lot of the music video parodies they had were hilarious, such as "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwQ5-z7lxeY I'm Sorry, Mrs. Jackson]]," "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_77hxkkBoXE My Slumps]]," "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcZPRJ1Dc0 What's On TV?]]", "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDCeMq7O3TE It's A Vancome Life]]," and "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOXFAHlP7rc Syphilis Girl]]"
* An opening sketch involving Will Sasso, Moe and Debra where they tell Will he was funny when he was [[TheBigGuy The Fat Guy.]] Rather than take it sad, he goes on a quest before showtime to regain all his weight. In said quest, he stuffs his face at the craft services table, eats dangerous amounts of butter, steals Girl Scout cookies, is thought to have microwaved a dog (but actually microwaved some ribs and told the dog he can't have any), and assaults a woman [[CrossesTheLineTwice trying to drink her breast milk.]] Between those scenes he punches a stage hand out 3 times and steals his sandwich. The result makes him more fatter than he ever was and even falling through the floor lights.
* An opening sketch involving Will Sasso, Moe and Debra where they tell Will he was funny when he was [[TheBigGuy The Fat Guy.]] Rather than take it sad, he goes on a quest before showtime to regain all his weight. In said quest, he stuffs his face at the craft services table, eats dangerous amounts of butter, steals Girl Scout cookies, is thought to have microwaved a dog (but actually microwaved some ribs and told the dog he can't have any), and assaults a woman [[CrossesTheLineTwice trying to drink her breast milk.]] Between those scenes he punches a stage hand out 3 times and steals his sandwich. The result makes him more fatter than he ever was and even falling through the floor lights.
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* A lot of the music video parodies they had were hilarious, such as "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwQ5-z7lxeY I'm Sorry, Mrs. Jackson]]," "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_77hxkkBoXE My Slumps]]," "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcZPRJ1Dc0 What's On TV?]]", "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDCeMq7O3TE It's A Vancome Life]]," and "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOXFAHlP7rc Syphilis Girl]]"
Girl]]."
* An opening sketch involving Will Sasso, Moe Collins, and Debra Wilson where they tell Will he was funny when he was[[TheBigGuy [[BigFun The Fat Guy.]] Guy]]. Rather than take it sad, he goes on a quest before showtime to regain all his weight. In said quest, he stuffs his face at the craft services table, eats dangerous amounts of butter, steals Girl Scout cookies, is thought to have microwaved a dog (but actually microwaved some ribs and told the dog he can't have any), and assaults a woman [[CrossesTheLineTwice trying to drink her breast milk.]] milk]]. Between those scenes scenes, he punches a stage hand out 3 three times and steals his sandwich. The result makes him more fatter than he ever was and even falling through the floor lights.
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* The skit where ArnoldSchwarzenegger (played ''hilariously'' by Will Sasso) gives viewers a sneak peek at his new movie ''Stolen Identity 3'' (so named because "sequels make millions of dollars at the box office!"). The movie itself is pretty much a parody of just about every movie Arnie's ever done (specifically ''Film/The6thDay'', ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'', ''Film/EndOfDays'' and even ''Film/{{Junior}}'').
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-->''Eight o'clock! In Pasadena!''
* The skit whereArnoldSchwarzenegger Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger (played ''hilariously'' by Will Sasso) gives viewers a sneak peek at his new movie ''Stolen Identity 3'' (so named because "sequels make millions of dollars at the box office!"). The movie itself is pretty much a parody of just about every movie Arnie's ever done (specifically ''Film/The6thDay'', ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'', ''Film/EndOfDays'' ''Film/EndOfDays'', and even ''Film/{{Junior}}'').
* The skit where
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* Arnold's Bedtime, which has Arnold and Maria Shriver in bed going over a script and Maria complaining to Arnold about how he's getting too old to be in action movies. Arnold isn't amused.
** And the part where Maria throws Arnold out the window after he calls her "Franken-head."
* ''Gump Fiction''
** And the part where Maria throws Arnold out the window after he calls her "Franken-head."
* ''Gump Fiction''
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* Arnold's Bedtime, "Arnold's Bedtime," which has Arnold and Maria Shriver in bed going over a script and Maria complaining to Arnold about how he's getting too old to be in action movies. Arnold isn't amused.
** And the part where Maria [[DestinationDefenestration throws Arnold out thewindow window]] after he calls her "Franken-head."
*''Gump Fiction''''[[Film/ForrestGump Gump]] [[Film/PulpFiction Fiction]]''
** There's even a clip of Creator/PhilLaMarr (who had a minor role in ''Film/PulpFiction'') cowering against a wall and shouting "NOT AGAIN!"
** And the part where Maria [[DestinationDefenestration throws Arnold out the
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** There's even a clip of Creator/PhilLaMarr (who had a minor role in ''Film/PulpFiction'') cowering against a wall and shouting "NOT AGAIN!"
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* Creator/JackNicholson (Frank Caliendo), Creator/StevenSeagal (Will Sasso), and Prince (PhilLaMarr) having a pajama party, and getting interrupted by Creator/EddieMurphy (Aries Spears).
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* Creator/JackNicholson (Frank Caliendo), (Pat Kilbane), Creator/StevenSeagal (Will Sasso), and Prince (PhilLaMarr) (Creator/PhilLaMarr) having a pajama party, and getting interrupted by Creator/EddieMurphy (Aries Spears).
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** The ''LiarLiar'' parody where Chelsea Clinton wishes her father would tell the truth, which, as a politician, can be very dangerous.
* TheSopranos on ''FamilyFeud''
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** The ''LiarLiar'' ''Film/LiarLiar'' parody where Chelsea Clinton wishes her father would tell the truth, which, as a politician, can be very dangerous.
*TheSopranos Series/TheSopranos on ''FamilyFeud''
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* "The Mike Tyson Grill," a parody of infomercials for the George Foreman Grill. At one point, the guy playing Mike Tyson tells us "just listen these testimonials from people I don't even know" and then proceeds to appear as various people supposedly shilling the grill, when in fact it's just him in [[PaperThinDisguise bad disguises]]. "Hi! I'm a grandmother now. I mean, I'm a grandmother."
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* Creator/JackNicholson, Creator/StevenSeagal and Prince having a pajama party, and getting interrupted by Creator/EddieMurphy.
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* Creator/JackNicholson, Creator/JackNicholson (Frank Caliendo), Creator/StevenSeagal (Will Sasso), and Prince (PhilLaMarr) having a pajama party, and getting interrupted by Creator/EddieMurphy.Creator/EddieMurphy (Aries Spears).
