History Funny / MadTV1995

* Bunifa tends to invoke EverythingIsRacist to help get her way - until she encounters [[https://youtu.be/5M94k5zyMWg?si=mNM1d5C_XOrATWyx Katisha Latisha Parisha Farisha Johnson]], played by Creator/TyraBanks, who doesn't hesitate to call her out on her BS. But when her white coworker tries to intervene and calm them down...

* Bunifa tends to invoke EverythingIsRacist to help get her way - until she encounters [[https://youtu.be/FMOhpauqqeg Katisha Latisha Parisha Farisha Johnson]], played by Creator/TyraBanks, who doesn't hesitate to call her out on her BS. But when her white coworker tries to intervene and calm them down...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et63XsMZJas This parody of The Calling's "Where You Will Be" music video]], featuring Creator/TaranKillam in his pre-''SNL'' days as the lead singer of The Calling (Alex Band), Will Sasso as Scott Stapp from Music/{{Creed}}, Michael [=McDonald=] as Eddie Vedder from Music/PearlJam and a surprise appearance by Aries Spears as Music/RayCharles.

* ''One True Impact'' with Creator/StevenSeagal and Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme. A gripping drama about two brothers coming to terms with the death of their father. DullSurprise and WhatTheHellCastingAgency doesn't ''begin'' to describe it.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, [[GoryDiscretionShot violent scenes are replaced with less-violent alternate takes]], and [[CurseCutShort offensive language gets cut off just as characters say the first vowel]]).

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, [[ViolenceDiscretionShot violent scenes are replaced with less-violent alternate takes]], and [[CurseCutShort offensive language gets cut off just as characters say the first vowel]]).

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less-violent alternate takes, and offensive language gets cut off just as characters say the first vowel).

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less-violent alternate takes, and offensive language get cut off just as the characters say the first vowel).

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less-violent alternate takes, and offensive language has been cut out).

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less-violent alternate takes, and offensive language has been redubbed).

* Every sketch featuring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, which isn't a serprise as it lead to their own spin off series.

** On the set of "''Series/KungFu'' the Movie," Seagal gets into an argument with co-star David Carradine that ends with a NeckSnap...only for Carradine to get right up as if it's just a minor ache. Then he does it to Seagal.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4KUlcamOc Their fake commercial for Scrabble]], starring Creator/BillCosby, Music/LittleRichard, Evander Holyfield and Don King -- [[ActingForTwo all played by Aries Spears]].

* Series/TheSopranos on ''Series/FamilyFeud''

** Tony's mother ranting about how horribly she's been treated as the timer counts down. Topped off with Tony screaming "MOM, SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP AND ANSWER THE (BLEEP)ING QUESTION!"

* "The Mike Tyson Grill," a parody of infomercials for the George Foreman Grill. At one point, the guy playing Mike Tyson tells us "just listen these testimonials from people I don't even know" and then proceeds to appear as various people supposedly shilling the grill, when in fact it's just him in [[PaperThinDisguise bad disguises]]. "Hi! I'm a grandmother now. I mean, I'm a grandmother."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wljsljs4tt4 The Unwed Mothers sketch]] is funny alone based on the [[OverlyLongName very long last names]] of the mothers (portrayed by Alex Borstein and Debra Wilson) and the professor (Will Sasso) alone.

* Bunifa tends to invoke EverythingIsRacist to help get her way - until she encounters [[https://youtu.be/FMOhpauqqeg Katisha Latisha Parisha Farisha Johnson]], played by Creator/TyraBanks, who doesn't hesitate to call her out on her BS.

* An opening sketch involving Will Sasso, Moe Collins, and Debra Wilson where they tell Will he was funny when he was [[BigFun The Fat Guy]]. Rather than take it sad, he goes on a quest before showtime to regain all his weight. In said quest, he stuffs his face at the craft services table, eats dangerous amounts of butter, steals Girl Scout cookies, is thought to have microwaved a dog (but actually microwaved some ribs and told the dog he can't have any), and assaults a woman [[CrossesTheLineTwice trying to drink her breast milk]]. Between those scenes, he punches a stage hand out three times and steals his sandwich. The result makes him more fatter than he ever was and even falling through the floor lights.

* "Arnold's Bedtime," which has Arnold and Maria Shriver in bed going over the script for his latest movie ''The Devil's Clone'' and Maria complaining to Arnold about how he's getting too old to be in action movies. Arnold isn't amused.

** AND then the actual Miss Swan enters the shoot, and Hopper screams "GET OUT OF THE SHOT, LADY!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et63XsMZJas This parody of The Calling's "Where You Will Be" music video]], featuring Creator/TaranKillam in his pre-''SNL'' days as the lead singer of The Calling (Alex Band), Will Sasso as Scott Stapp from Music/{{Creed}}, Michael [=McDonald=] as Eddie Vedder from Music/PearlJam [[spoiler:and a surprise appearance by Aries Spears as Music/RayCharles]].

** The ending of the sketch has [[spoiler:Hillary Clinton, acting like a violent dog, biting Bill's crotch and, moments after that, she leaps at Bill, who ducks out the way, causing Hillary to go flying out the window much like in the original movie]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnq7N6X4x84 The skit where The Terminator is sent back in time in order to protect]] [[spoiler:UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}]]. Yes, it is as absurd as it sounds.
** The Terminator asking [[spoiler:Jesus]] "What are you, a glutton for punishment?" after [[spoiler:Jesus]] tells him off for killing the soldiers coming to arrest him.
** The exchange between [[spoiler:Jesus]] and the Terminator about how the latter shouldn't go around killing people, ending with [[spoiler:Jesus]] looking upwards to {{Heaven}} and asking {{God}} to forgive the Terminator because "he is a robot from the future." A clueless Terminator then looks upward himself.
** The Terminator shooting Judas each time [[spoiler:Jesus]] resurrects him, and [[spoiler:Jesus]] getting fed up with his actions. The whole thing ends with the Terminator tricking everyone into thinking Pontius Pilate is coming before shooting Judas yet again, and [[spoiler:Jesus]] stalks towards him, angrily demanding he "Gimme that gun!"

** Followed by this speech [[spoiler:which [[NiceJobBreakingItHero ends up sending not only the jumper, but the three police officers trying to help, over the edge]]]]:

--> '''Joe Rogan:''' Welcome to ''Fear Factor'', I'm Joel Rogland... [[WhatAnIdiot Rojum]]? Well, the cue cards are going a little fast. Maybe we can slow 'em down? The stunts you are about to see are very, very dangerous. Try them at home. ''({{beat}})'' Whatever I just said, there's supposed to be a "don't" in there somewhere. So, maybe we can slow the cue cards down, huh?

'''Roland:''' [[GallowsHumor Did ya hear that? That's me! It's my new Verbal Alert Shirt System, and if you order now, you'll get one for free!]] ''(cough)'' [[FamousLastWords Isn't that...fantastic?]] \\

** Third ending: Rhett [[ShockingSwerve just gets on a broom and flies off]], and Scarlett follows him [[AnachronismStew on a jetpack]] on the advice of UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln and a talking penguin ("It's a mystery to me why they filmed this last ending at all").

--->What happened to Louie Anderson?
--->He, uh, [[DeadlyEuphemism had a swimming lesson]].

-->'''Mr. Leo Squid''': That one's called "Puppies, Puppies and more Puppies."
-->'''Senator Hodgekins''': Why you don't just say it as it is? "Naked Boys! Naked Boys! And more sweaty, glistening Naked Boys!"

-->'''Criminal''': Say your name is "Tiffany!"
-->'''Sean Connery''': No, it's Sean Connery!
-->'''Criminal''': (''grabs Connery's script and throws it to the ground'') Man, do you know I will RAPE YOU?!
-->'''Sean Connery''': (''{{beat}}'') My name is Tiffany.

** Spock's response to Martha Stewart saying he was touching her head before she came out onto the stage: "I was merely attempting to conduct the pre-interview."

* "The Creator/KeanuReeves School of Acting"